actions speak louder than words. "The murderer of gold road:" >dies in 3 hits the imperial guard: *slays 2 soldiers, a ghost, and a skeletal warrior like it's nothing*
"The Gold Road should be a little safer for now" Turn around and see a ghost, a skeleton and other 3 humans killing each other. Yep, defnetly is safer now.
"the road is safe now" immediately a no sided brawl busts out between imperial guard, a college guard, a skeleton and a ghost all trying to be the last one alive.
Honestly the unintentional emergent stories of this game were the best. Once had an assasin try to kill me during the final showdown who was then killed by the endboss.
@@nathanielmiller5813 KingGiddius was answering the question asked by the soldier at the end of the video clip. It was a witty answer, it seemed to me. It reminds me of that saying by EB White, “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
@@che595 it could refer to multiple people if a man said that with that tone of voice, the meaning would be the same since this situation refers to anyone, "they" is appropriate
@@michaeltyson0588 I don't think this is the same person as 'Just Some Guy without a Mustache'...... 'WITHOUT'. Their channels are not directly linked. A lot of fake and similarly-named channels though.
My favourite moment in oblivion was fast travelling to a random camp in the wilderness and finding a bear chasing a bandit that's chasing the countess of Bravil in the middle of the night.
@@zachary7897 Leyawiin countess travel to Chorrol countess, it's her mom, near 14 each game month, so yeah, she can. Bravil not have countess, dude is lier.
Guards were so OP on this game, that whenever I was finding combat too hard, I would just lead the enemy to the closest town for the guards to take care of.
If you agro Umbra at level 1 and run her all the way to the Imperial City (Very easy to do if you know how, it's how I start all my files), She takes out about 5-10 guards before they down her.
@@NEETKitten Umbra doesn't scale. It's damage will scale to your strength and skill, but it has nothing to do with level. It's the best sword in the game no matter what level you get it at or what level you get to as far as Weapon Damage is concerned. All the wiki's will tell you the same thing.
There's actually one voice actor per race/gender combination. Everything lacks proper tone because they were given their lines to read off in alphabetical order for god knows what reason.
@@thomaswood8405 I'm not sure about that: male Orcs and Nords = same voice actor; female Redguards and Orcs = same voice actor, female Bretons and Imperials = same voice actor; Khajiits and Argonians = same voice actors, Dark Elves/Wood Elves/High Elves = same voice actors. I think the guy who voiced the Imperial males might be the only actor not to voice any other race (though I'm pretty sure he also did Sheogorath and Lucien Lachance). They reused a lot of the same actors.
@@shadestrider1033 This is from Septim times , where imperial army kicked butts. Besides the army youve beaten in Skyrim wasnt empires army , main army is at the borders of the Aldmeri , empire didnt send much to Skyrim , thought theyd handle it with volunteers. I think Stormcloaks are fked up if empire takes it seriously.
Well clearly the clean up job was a tougher task than expected. I mean the main character didn't fancy it either did they? "No problems here mate. I'll be on my way."
@@templarkiller2926 That actually wouldn't be psychopathy either. It would be some kind of Bipolar disorder mixed with a psychotic break (which isn't the same as psychopathy) You can actually reach that level of fuckedupness by consuming some nasty drugs
The guard isn't passive-aggressive because of his murder methods or because he's calm, it's because he says, "There's no problem, is there?", which is basically a dare to the player.
@@ChingWooWang oh hai racist/islamophobic! Having fun with life yet? Hope you're doing fine and may god protect us from all bad things. I hope when you're in trouble, these Muslims didn't hesitate to help you and your family someday. Good day!
@@sgt.pepper4362 I didn't know this, I'll check it out for sure, and u know what, sometimes I just " think " ( forreal ) about a video that I would like to watch, I don't tell it to anybody I just keep it in my mind, then instantely when I open the ytb app this is the first video in my feed. Ofc it didn't happen everytime, but still I can easily say this happened like more than 10times now
@Shashwat Shridhar dude my laptop is i7 with a 16gb ram and skyrim STILL managed to make me force restart my laptop plus i had a GTX150 that runs DE2 on high with 60fps
@@squares4u yes it was better than half life 2, portal, bioshock, the Witcher - I can go on. But go on, do tell me how amazing the AI was for the time honey.
In Morrowind, fancier clothes were actually better for enchanting. But in Oblivion that doesn't happen, and dresses/robes are bad because they take up two clothing slots. So yeah in this case she's just styling on us
Imperials in real life. Guard: "License and registration, please." Citizen: "Oh sorry, I forgot my wallet. I don't have my license." Guard: *THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!*
When the Imperial Legion trains it's Legionnaires so well that your average soldier on road patrol can single handedly take down two college trained Battlemages.
"Your journey shall be mildly interrupted for less than ten seconds during this quest, traveler." Edit: 1000 likes? Wow. Thanks, guys. Not to sound greedy or anything, but maybe could you guys check out my channel? I make gaming videos every week, including playthroughs with commentary. I also do character versus character debating videos for the channel.
The way she kept laughing and screaming "DIE" confidently as she fights back but then goes completely silent after her company got killed and stood there like🕴 got me WHEEZING
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest UA-camr EVER? Good night dear Sambar
Z N Seriously, legionaries would follow you into Oblivion itself, chase you across all of Tamriel, and kick the ass of everything including daedra. That they were strong enough to invade Akavir at one point is incredible.
The weren't even *just* well-armored warriors, they were Guild Battle-mages, conjuring Undead and sh*t. But no one shall survive violating a Legionary's law, even if he makes those laws himself
Hey can you stop commenting you have commented 700 on pewdiepie video just because you have the verified badge doesnt mean you can take over the comment section let the fan comment
I once witnessed an all out war in the imperial city. A city guard, somehow, struck a palace guard- thats all I can assume happened. This resulted in every guard in the area to get involved, and I guess theyre viewed as different... Teams? Because every city guard suddenly viewed palace guards as a threat, and vice versa. The problem is, these npcs respawn. Which turned this into a neverending death match city wide. Iirc I ended up going back a save, but I probably could have just left the city for a while and itd reset. Or just kept there for eternity to watch.
I feel like the “there's no problem is there?” is more of a threat than a question.
He just murdered two people and a skeleton and is asking this
You didnt see anything.
It's all in the tone.
You should check your answer with Brain.
He should know
@@chrisgould101 How can you murder a skeleton? LOL!
If this is safer, then I can’t even imagine how dangerous the gold road was.
Honestly maybe you’ll see a deer if you’re lucky.
Darth Cannabris it’s infested with swine in my game
Jonathan Wells Gonna need proof ASAP.
@@darthcannabris5406 Yup. Some deer or maybe an imp that wandered too far from his Daedric Gate.
😂
“There’s no problem is there?”
Suddenly this line went from concern to threat
Your picture is super relevant.
*Fear*
You humunculi
Defund the imperial legion
"iam afraid your journey ends here, Traveler" Nah
"there's no problem is there" FEAR
"I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveller."
Intimidation: 0
"There's no problem, is there?"
Intimidation: 100
👌
actions speak louder than words.
"The murderer of gold road:" >dies in 3 hits
the imperial guard: *slays 2 soldiers, a ghost, and a skeletal warrior like it's nothing*
yes
yes
@@hobomike6935 indeed
"There's no problem is there?" Is code for "They'll never believe you"
Okay, I believe you.
@@chimaeraarts carry noooooo
Of course not sir. It’s as fine as any other day.
*turns to leave slowly, shaking worse than an imperial deciding to streak in Skyrim during winter*
This made me laugh more than it should have.
This game has not aged well
"There's no problem, is there?" the guard asked *calmly*
@Gabriel 2020 u
Nope! No problem! Have a nice day, sir!
Ha-ha...
"Did ja put your name in the Goblet of fayaa"',Asked Dumbledore clamly.
He wasn’t asking, he was telling you.
i dont get the joke
Your free trial of being alive *_has ended_*
Would you like to purchase WinRAR?
EA in a nutshell
@@crashpal lol
That is the message you get when you become an adult.
@@EE-ed6fz Except for anti-vaxxers' children, they get that message the moment they are born
You know you've played too much Oblivion when nothing in this video seems out of place
I never played this game yet i got this meme recommended to me by yt.
This is exactly how I remember the game
Wait, was there something out of place?
I didn't play the game but I don't see anything weird in it...
_There’s no problem, is there?_
Ryuko...
He killed all of them, then casually walked up to you and asks if you got a problem.
That’s an alpha if I’ve ever seen one.
He then happily went on with his day as if nothing happened
What a Chad!
Cringe
@Swan so?
@Swan is killing women more illigal than men is that what ur saying?
Than give me ur address and i will bust ur sorry ass
The only fantasy game where the town guards are actually good at their job.
@Greig91 he didn't say they weren't corrupt guards
@Greig91 Ok from the guards perspective it looks like 3 heavily armed folks just murdered an old lady.
@@riftvallance2087 yeah, so why aren't you being attacked?
@@riftvallance2087 well the PC, not you specifically
Zerpderp0 so they can spread the message, don’t fuck with this guy’s patrol route
"The Gold Road should be a little safer for now"
Turn around and see a ghost, a skeleton and other 3 humans killing each other. Yep, defnetly is safer now.
They said a little, not completely
@@Francesca-nj3jj then, i imagine How this road was before
Never take the Gold Road!
@@animandala8856 the gold road was ww3
The horse boredly walking through it all
Some people see the Oblivion AI as a bizarre trainwreck. I see it as a stroke of comedic genius.
I think it’s extremely safe to say Oblivion has the most entertaining NPCs out of any game xD
Same! I wouldn't have it any other way.
“Some may call it junk. Me, I call it treasure” 💰
It's a stroke all right.
I don't care what they say about the AI, it made my playthrough worthwhile.
0:41 That's the sound of a "Goodbye" from someone who knows they're about to die.
She died in a safe road by a guard who killed her in the presence of a skeleton and a ghost...
WTF
Lol
“CHANGE DA WORLD, MY FINAL MESSAGE, GOODBYE”
@@speedytypermananswers5551 😏
@Professional Keyboard Warrior Why are you fighting so much about it? If you really wanted him to stop, you shouldn't have tried to drag it on.
"I'm afraid your journey ends here."
*Journey continues*
Deadman Maddøx and her journey ends
Correction: *Journey Starts 😂
Lmao
@@darknightmike10yearsago your name confused me so much lmao
And the journey continues!
"the road is safe now" immediately a no sided brawl busts out between imperial guard, a college guard, a skeleton and a ghost all trying to be the last one alive.
Honestly the unintentional emergent stories of this game were the best. Once had an assasin try to kill me during the final showdown who was then killed by the endboss.
ghost and skeleton were summoned by the mages, and the summon is temporary. summons also die when the summoner dies.
A ghost and a skeleton trying to be left alive
Death: Am I a joke to you?
Your Avatar looks like the woman in the thumbnail
This comment feels like these individuals could just walk into a bar
That skeleton missing all of his attacks and then suddenly disappears, this is so chaotic. I love it
“My work here is done!”
“But you didn’t do anything.”
probably because Mr Guard killed its necromancer. Same happens for the ghost, disappears once the conjurer lady is killed.
ragequit
"There's no problem, is there?"
Translation: "You saw nothing."
Oh boy
Legit reminded me of a scene from the Sopranos
Thats how mafia works :D
The Mafia Guard
wow🗿
"There's no problem, is there?"
"NO SIR."
What are you talking about
@@nathanielmiller5813 KingGiddius was answering the question asked by the soldier at the end of the video clip. It was a witty answer, it seemed to me. It reminds me of that saying by EB White, “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
@@123meanderer That's a good analogy.
@@icedtease1973 lmao
*staring straight ahead sweating profusely*
"Goodbye." She knew she didnt stand a chance
R U Ben But still, she fought to the end. Press F
The way she says it too its like she's accepted her fate
@@gamalielvacasolis3484 F
This comment has me in tears
f
I'm afraid your journey ends here
👁 👁
👃🏻
👄 *t r a v e l e r*
🤣
💀💀💀
👁️ 👁️
👃
👄
👁️ 👁️
👃
👄 * Agh Woo huh ahh*
Nuuuuuuu XD
My god this made me giggle more than it should have.
*"T H E R E ' S N O P R O B L E M I S T H E R E ?"*
𝗬 𝗘 𝗦 𝗗 𝗘 𝗙 𝗜 𝗡 𝗜 𝗧 𝗘 𝗟 𝗬
*"n o"*
That "Goodbye" was a goodbye of someone who KNEW they were going to die.
..you didn't have to make me sad like that..
The faint sadness in her voice...
There's no problem is there?
She*
@@che595 it could refer to multiple people
if a man said that with that tone of voice, the meaning would be the same
since this situation refers to anyone, "they" is appropriate
"The Gold Road should be a little safer for now."
*The Gold Road:*
The gold road : 0:14
Why was she so mad l dont know anything about this game
The lady in blue was a thief who tried to kill you and loot your corpse.
well.. *there's no problem, is there?*
@@tickoman273 N-no sir...N-none a-at all
“The Gold Road should be a little safer now…”
Famous last words 😂😭😭
Well, at least, she said "a little".
"Goodbye." 🥺
Goodbye...
She also said “Goodbye” and “Die!” during the fight
If you got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay off the roads! It's the guards, you see...
I can't travel anywhere!
There's Imperial Foresters as well!
They patrol the forests!
They don't obey the roads!
dude
Stay off the Gold Road
😂😂💀
Nine you mean the eight?
The slight quiver in her “goodbye” suggests that she knew her death was imminent
No she's saying goodbye to her unborn child
@@chrisgould101 Wut
@@chrisgould101 WHAT
@Maive Muker Killing pregnant women is funny ?
How is that funny ?
Seriously, tell me.
@@hithere439 Haha chill it's just ingame
I know that guard. He walks around the arena once awhile. Eyeballing me.
Tell em he's youtube famous!
Sounds like the adoring fan has his very own secret fan (the guard is just a little too shy to admit it) ;L haha
Is that a Straight Out of Cyrodil reference??
Is there any problem?
How do you know its you hes eyeballing?
“We’ll remain here and clean things up”
*walks away then fucking dies*
"I'll clean things up"
"THEN CLEAN WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
_There’s no problem, is there?_
She sacrificed her life so you wouldn't be worried about her. But alas, I feel nothing.
I like how there's a random skeleton in the fight , because why not
Alan James H. Zamorano and how the girl fell on the other girl when she got killed
It was the other mage's summon
that’s oblivion as hell
Doot
Yeah... Keep making fun of skeleton until Ainz Ooal Gown conquer the world.
Oh god. The murderous road thief woman was the one keeping order in this area...
You again
How are you everywhere?!
@@michaeltyson0588 I don't think this is the same person as 'Just Some Guy without a Mustache'...... 'WITHOUT'. Their channels are not directly linked. A lot of fake and similarly-named channels though.
Ahh we meet again
The “without” guy came afterwards, this guy is the original. Both became famous though
The way her speech about killing you was longer than the battle LMAOOOOOO
😂😂😂
Sis was all talk
@Rose I just noticed that lmoaloooo at least she laying down nipplez to the sky
@@k.c4178 She was a flop
HELP
My favourite moment in oblivion was fast travelling to a random camp in the wilderness and finding a bear chasing a bandit that's chasing the countess of Bravil in the middle of the night.
How did the countess end up outside the castle?
@@zachary7897 I still have no idea
@@zachary7897 Leyawiin countess travel to Chorrol countess, it's her mom, near 14 each game month, so yeah, she can. Bravil not have countess, dude is lier.
This is how my grandma said she got to school everyday
By murdering a human, a skeleton and a ghost?
It’s true!
@@grandma650 DA HECK. HAHA
@pepperachu talk to grandma she is here.
@@grandma650 man I just love the Internet
Guards were so OP on this game, that whenever I was finding combat too hard, I would just lead the enemy to the closest town for the guards to take care of.
when guards have plate armour all over like 15th century rich knights, it's no surprise they could take names.
If you agro Umbra at level 1 and run her all the way to the Imperial City (Very easy to do if you know how, it's how I start all my files), She takes out about 5-10 guards before they down her.
@@Zafire063 Wow wtf
@@Zafire063 But because weapons scale to your level, her sword does jack shit for damage.
@@NEETKitten Umbra doesn't scale. It's damage will scale to your strength and skill, but it has nothing to do with level. It's the best sword in the game no matter what level you get it at or what level you get to as far as Weapon Damage is concerned. All the wiki's will tell you the same thing.
"We'll remain here and clean things up."
*_Gets cleaned up_*
The dramatic zoom-in with every abrupt conversation always makes for comedy gold.
The uglier the face, the more effective the hilarity too.
i swear theres about 4 voice actors in this game
There's actually one voice actor per race/gender combination. Everything lacks proper tone because they were given their lines to read off in alphabetical order for god knows what reason.
@@thomaswood8405 that's incorrect. All elf men have the same voice as do all elf women. Orcs and nords share a voice and so do argonians and khajiit.
@@thomaswood8405 I'm not sure about that: male Orcs and Nords = same voice actor; female Redguards and Orcs = same voice actor, female Bretons and Imperials = same voice actor; Khajiits and Argonians = same voice actors, Dark Elves/Wood Elves/High Elves = same voice actors. I think the guy who voiced the Imperial males might be the only actor not to voice any other race (though I'm pretty sure he also did Sheogorath and Lucien Lachance). They reused a lot of the same actors.
@@thomaswood8405 Daddy?
It just works
1:01 I like how the guard kills the guy and then just calmly turns to Arielle, and continues his onslaught.
Well, he's all for impartiality. Just kill everyone involved for good measure.
"Sarah Connor ?"
@@monsieurg8256 🤣😎
And the horse is just casually walking by like “I’ve seen too much of this shit.” 🐴
"There's no problem is there?"
He says after killing a women, a ghost, and a fucking skeleton
lmao
lmao
lmao
Lmao
lmao
Just a friendly reminder not to dare oppose the might of the Imperial Legion. Dude literally 1v4'd two battle mages, a skeleton and a ghost
I kicked their ass as a Stormcloak once.
@@shadestrider1033 that's after they got watered down by bethesda thats not canon imo
@@nullifye7816 Oh come on, Skyrim is not canon but that stupid excuse of a Mannimarco in this game is?
@@shadestrider1033 This is from Septim times , where imperial army kicked butts. Besides the army youve beaten in Skyrim wasnt empires army , main army is at the borders of the Aldmeri , empire didnt send much to Skyrim , thought theyd handle it with volunteers. I think Stormcloaks are fked up if empire takes it seriously.
Considering ghosts can't be killed by melee usually, I'd be scared shitless
"The golden road should be a little safer now"
*one second later*
Brawl breaks out between college girl, her skeletton homies and a security guard
And the ghost
And also she got killed. So realistic .
Sorority party gone wrong, it would seem
Connection Lost some foppish noble or a dirty illiterate peasant, she is a Breton
@Connection Lost Charles barkley.
"The road should be safer now"
The road: wait there is more
There is another
The elder scrolls: Groove street
@@willhe652 *Grove street
@@WanderingLoner1 Groove Street*
@@acid133 Grove Street*
"There's no problem is there?" How did that guard get such good illusion
Mages guild
His face fills up the screen so that you can't see the bodies behind
Fictitious Rotor , no matter what, the legion always finds a way
Voice of the Emperor
"there's no problem IS THEREEREEEEE?" emphasis... for effect
I love the way the horse is sulking away at 1:03 like "He does this every time 😞"
No problem is there?
*nervous laugh* n-n-no officer!
Who's Laughing Now yes I was in the chessclub
😂
"We'll remain here and clean things up"
Fucking *Dies*
At least you didn't fail the quest.
I fucking read your fucking comment. It was fucking insightful.
They’re just chasing her to the afterlife to kick her ass
As she ran into battle, a tear falling down her cheek, knowing of her immanent demise, the words of goodbye being her last.
Well clearly the clean up job was a tougher task than expected. I mean the main character didn't fancy it either did they?
"No problems here mate. I'll be on my way."
After 5 meters of walking:
*goes back*
"Body is still warm. Looks like there is a killer about"
Lol
Meters??? Meters! Someone actually using the normal units around the internet!
It. Just. Works.
@RonnieTheSkeleton oops. Sorry
@@Matihood1 Hold on a tatum...
I love the moment at 1:02 when he kills the first dude and turns around slowly and the girl just pauses and realised she fucked up
"Target acquired"
This game is legendary. It's just as absurd as real life.
whats the game>?
@@tanp.2562 thank you dude, aprecciate that
@@nobility-fi3lk np it was in the description
yo this shit felt like HD graphics when i was 11
@@tanp.2562 'it was in the description' - made me laugh, thanks
"The Gold Road should be a little safer for now."
**Gets murdered by a passive aggressive psychopath on that same road less than 1 minute later**
Rose Tenebros the fact he was calm about it afterwards
@Almighty Sagittarius That isn't passive aggressive, that is psychopathy
@@templarkiller2926 That actually wouldn't be psychopathy either. It would be some kind of Bipolar disorder mixed with a psychotic break (which isn't the same as psychopathy) You can actually reach that level of fuckedupness by consuming some nasty drugs
The guard isn't passive-aggressive because of his murder methods or because he's calm, it's because he says, "There's no problem, is there?", which is basically a dare to the player.
To be fair, she did say "a little"
Oblivion bandits are so polite and well dressed.
Just the one im afraid
@@ChingWooWang oh hai racist/islamophobic! Having fun with life yet? Hope you're doing fine and may god protect us from all bad things. I hope when you're in trouble, these Muslims didn't hesitate to help you and your family someday. Good day!
What oblivion game did you play?
@@simrivite5447 i was talking about the one in the video. 😂
@@cookiebiscuit5124 *tears up* byoutiful. have a biscuit, potter.
To be fair, she losing the fight in a non scripted way is very immersive.
“There’s no problem...”
*Leans in close.*
“is there?”
*cums*
*Error 404 likes found*
@@JosephM r/cursedcomments
Guard: Casually slaughters everyone
"There's no problem. Is there?"
I swear I just saw and heard that of what you just said on the video I just watched
Elliot Mott Unbelievable, so did I..
To be fair he was only defending himself
@@elliotmott1869 not gonna lie this happened a few times to me so far on a couple of videos
@@sgt.pepper4362 I didn't know this, I'll check it out for sure, and u know what, sometimes I just " think " ( forreal ) about a video that I would like to watch, I don't tell it to anybody I just keep it in my mind, then instantely when I open the ytb app this is the first video in my feed. Ofc it didn't happen everytime, but still I can easily say this happened like more than 10times now
"There's no problem, is there?"
Is that a threat?
Word lol
Andres Ulloa let’s find out! Lowerrrrr the gates!
Are threatening me guardsman
Nope
Not if there's no problem, citizen.
The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles at the intro of Genshin Impact:
Ah, yes, the most powerful being in Nirn. The legendary random City Guard.
Objection!
I’m afraid the comment section ends here, commenter.
* comment section continues*
Not a chance, n'wah
e
*stabs you*
*sticks fork in eyeballs*
"I am afraid your journey ends here, traveller"
*Game crashes*
Well, it is Bethesda, after all.
@@revengefrommars I've only had a crash once with Skyrim, but, to be fair, I only just got the game a few days ago.
@Shashwat Shridhar dude my laptop is i7 with a 16gb ram and skyrim STILL managed to make me force restart my laptop plus i had a GTX150 that runs DE2 on high with 60fps
@Shashwat Shridhar but then again IT IS A BETHESDA GAME AFTER ALL Pc Breaking Bugs are a staple of the brand
Jack Reacher not mine lol even tho it crashes like 2-4x a day its not the games fault its just my billions of mods that i use
I always loved these random encounters you'd have while traveling in nature. Made the world feel alive in Oblivion & Skyrim.
"WHAT'S THE MATTER? GETTING TIRED?!"
**takes four direct blows and dies**
By the nine divines, there's a murderer on the loose!
this was so funny to me 😭
The enthusiasm of the voice actors doesn't match their expressions lol
Forreal😂
@Khaled Rapp it was not xD
MILF HUNTER Cockyoin so this game
Would be Skyrim if it was done for a N64?
Bluer than Xephos It really was good for the time. This was over a decade ago.
@@squares4u yes it was better than half life 2, portal, bioshock, the Witcher - I can go on. But go on, do tell me how amazing the AI was for the time honey.
"I'm afraid your journey ends here"
Him: *kills her immediately*
Woman: “I’m afraid your journey ends here”
Player: (UNO Reverse Card)
@The Gems Calls Me Daddy Too
Fat bitches need love too Craig...
@@patrickriarchy6054 exactly
David
....her?
@@TheDragonCat99
Xer
"YOU DARE OPPOSE THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIAL LEGION?!"
said the guard as he proceeded to slaughter Hermione, Ron, Casper and Skeletor.
"There's no problem, is there?"
Y-yeah, n-no problem h-here 😦
...s-sir
Mantap
ew
@@workoutbro-007 ntol
Says the one who is the first place and time to do it
Skyrim guard: “wait. I know you.”
Me: *keeps heading toward objective*
Guard: “you’re not worth the effort.”
@@Rebellions *you cannot fast travel while persude by gaurds*
@@dragonheart1236 going through an oblivion gate isn't fast travelling.
@@Blitzentine no, that's a notification you get when you try to fast travel with gaurds after you
Oblivion guards hunt you like a fucking dear. They WILL find you. In your home, in a cave, across the continent, you name it they'll find you.
xCosmicMuffinManx They’ll chase your ass through a giant moat full of slaughterfish!
Look on the bright side Bacon_ . At least your Heavy Armor skill increased :)
MY NAME IS HEINRICH FISHFACE AND I COME FROM PLANET ANGRY !!!
I AM ANGRY AND I WANT YOUR LOVE PLS DONT SHOOT ME
By watching Legions attacking the mages, cutting them down like paper.
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS dude get a life
dad
0:52 That laughing is pure gold.
😅😅😅
"I'm going to go rob people on the Gold Road, of course I'll need to wear my fanciest blue dress"
You don't want people to think you're poor while robbing them.
@@patrickriarchy6054 XDDDDDDD
In Morrowind, fancier clothes were actually better for enchanting. But in Oblivion that doesn't happen, and dresses/robes are bad because they take up two clothing slots. So yeah in this case she's just styling on us
Imperials in real life.
Guard: "License and registration, please."
Citizen: "Oh sorry, I forgot my wallet. I don't have my license."
Guard: *THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!*
So real American police,
@@L1nkn1vy That's why you shouldn't play as a redguard. There's a bug in their programming that makes them attack redguards on sight.
@@AvengerAtIlipa Redguard lives matter?
Did you know that orcs commit more than half of all homicides in tamerial
@@almalone3282 lmao
Arielle: "The Gold Road should be a little safer now"
Guard: _I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move right now_
He's going to say the N-word?
More like cheat on his wife. The N-word is used in heated gamer moments instead.
@Matieusz Matieusz Are you in posession of the n-word pass sir ?
@Matieusz Matieusz Ha poor mortal, I was in posession of an n-word pass since i was born ;)
Is this a meme?
Because it totally should be
When the Imperial Legion trains it's Legionnaires so well that your average soldier on road patrol can single handedly take down two college trained Battlemages.
"Your journey shall be mildly interrupted for less than ten seconds during this quest, traveler."
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Ten second of grueling agony.
1 minute and fifteen seconds*
The way she kept laughing and screaming "DIE" confidently as she fights back but then goes completely silent after her company got killed and stood there like🕴 got me WHEEZING
🤣🤣🤣
This is kinda immersive tho.
The guard at the end is like: "You saw nothing here ok?"
There is no problem is there?
Planet Trade Organization will destroy the Earth ye, except the "ok?" part
He actually said: “There’s no problem, is there?”
@@surprisinglyroomy Let me go back and have a look...
I've gone retarded after reading this thread. It's just like how people talk in this game.
He has made it loud and clear when he said " you dare opposing the might of imperial legion."
No one:
This woman: 👁 👁
👄
Lmfao
Can her eyes get any dead inside 💀 fff
RᴀɪɴDᴇᴠᴏᴜʀ both
Old world blues lookin ass
That Long horse greek pillar looking hogh
"There's no problem is there?"
Me: (Nervously sweating)
Professor oak you here?
Are you an imperial or a stormcloak?
@@artcam4723 Im no Imperial dog
@@At1asTheProto
"You elves are *all the same!* All flash, no fury!"
God damn.
Forget about Martin Septim -- they should've just asked this guy to solo Mehrunes Dagon.
_uh... no it doesn’t._
nope
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest UA-camr EVER? Good night dear Sambar
@@AxxLAfriku Go to the cross before I put you there myself, NCR spy
@@AxxLAfriku buddy those are your sisters.
@@AxxLAfriku
No one gives a fuck.
I love how every playthrough has something like this happen at least once
"I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveller"
"Wait, let me do that one again"
I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, ALL ON THE SAME NIGHT.
lol
0:37 "We'll remain here and clean things up"
1:09 **Dies**
_There's no problem, is there?_
Not only will they permanently remain there, but their remains will be there forever too.
I can't see any problem here :)
@@JayJay-wf2oe Actually an undertaker will take their bodies to be buried or entombed. But ok.
*We're always on duty.*
She did say goodbye though.
Oh, you watched the video too?
This isn’t the shrek movie I remembered watching...
Deadly Queen
It's much better!
@@AZRARICCIARDO Fatal Monarch
@@sonicfan5420 pernicious female ruler
@@gabrielboorom6196 you wouldn’t dare
"We'll remain here and clean things up."
The guard: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good INN0CENT CITIZEN raid.
I suppose i could enchant your sword. Dull old blade can barely cut children.
The gods gave you two hands, and you used them to make this reference. I can respect that.
Lmaoooo
“You’ve done well 👁👄👁”
LMAO the best comment
IM DEAD 😂😂😂
HSHAJSNABDJJW
😐
@@ericandre5060 i hope
A single guardsman just handily slays two well-armored warriors like it’s nothing.
Imperial Legionaries are OP.
King Raptor , thank you for telling me
Imperial Soldier
FOR THE EMPIRE!
Imperial Legion was fucking hardcore in Oblivion. They’re just a shadow of their former selves in Skyrim.
Z N
Seriously, legionaries would follow you into Oblivion itself, chase you across all of Tamriel, and kick the ass of everything including daedra. That they were strong enough to invade Akavir at one point is incredible.
The weren't even *just* well-armored warriors, they were Guild Battle-mages, conjuring Undead and sh*t. But no one shall survive violating a Legionary's law, even if he makes those laws himself
Everything that happens is so random and unexpected that it makes you laugh your ass off
The charm of Oblivion
I love how the guard appears to be threatening you like "You keep quiet now or I will kill you too"
Believe me, I know him. He will
Imperial Soldier matter'o fact, really. We already witnessed how he removed 2 other problems
"I'm afraid your journey ends here traveler"
*_NO U_*
@oh hi cheueue
Got me laughing for 5 minutes straight ahaha
"you will never reach the truth"
This whole game is a fever dream
1:02 That little spin and pause by the guard before attacking 💀
She looks and dresses like my angry additional mathematics teacher.
Ah another one.
Hey
Hi
There's no problem, is there?
Hey can you stop commenting you have commented 700 on pewdiepie video just because you have the verified badge doesnt mean you can take over the comment section let the fan comment
I once witnessed an all out war in the imperial city.
A city guard, somehow, struck a palace guard- thats all I can assume happened. This resulted in every guard in the area to get involved, and I guess theyre viewed as different... Teams? Because every city guard suddenly viewed palace guards as a threat, and vice versa. The problem is, these npcs respawn. Which turned this into a neverending death match city wide.
Iirc I ended up going back a save, but I probably could have just left the city for a while and itd reset. Or just kept there for eternity to watch.
Wow that never happened to me.
Really cool though
Cecil S. Mankar Camoran’s paradise ain’t got shit on that
I LOVE OBLIVION
Talk about a boss *ss save XD
I feel like when he said "there is no problem is there", that was intimidation, telling you that you won't report a thing.
That or Oblivion NPCs being Oblivion NPCs.
JustCupcake , it was my grandpa. He doesn’t kill random people! Or atleast not more than 2
pretty much like reality really,lol
"I'm afraid your journey ends here traveler."
"All right Grandma, let's get you to bed."
Guard: Theres no problem is there?
*_ILLUSION 100_*
My mom when she made a mistake: oopsie!
My mom when i made a mistake: 0:14
Your Journey Ends here little Jimmy
* Pulls out her magical Slippers *
i can relate i too starts a sword fight with my mother we only did it once... i miss her now days...
My mom when I argued with her:
0:00
D I S A P P O I N T
Lmaoooo
"There's no problem, is there?"
🤚🏻O_O🤚🏻
🤚🏻_🤚🏻
I know that part made me laugh
The unknown god, except she called us traveler like everyone else does instead of outlander.
I was finding a Genshin comment for a while lol.
wasnt expecting to find a genshin comment here either xD
Twins traveler: N O
The fact that she has grown old now tells us how much time we will be waiting for the final chapter.
"I'm afraid your journey... Our journey ends here traveller."
- Spoiler