the undateables series 4 hilarious highlights

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  • the hilarious and sweetest best bits of series 4 of the tv show `the undateables`
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  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 7 років тому +501

    "do you want to hold my hand?"
    "emmm"
    "oh well"
    the best way to take rejection tbh

  • @majimasmajimemes1156
    @majimasmajimemes1156 2 роки тому +499

    > *gets friendzoned*
    > *"Oh well there's plenty more fish in the sea"*
    > *angrily identifies dog breed*
    > *leaves*

    • @davidpowell9713
      @davidpowell9713 2 роки тому +6

      King Charles Spaniel?

    • @nocomment4848
      @nocomment4848 Рік тому +13

      @@davidpowell9713 You can tell?

    • @davidpowell9713
      @davidpowell9713 Рік тому +1

      @@nocomment4848 geezer cracks me up his date is the worst of all time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nocomment4848
      @nocomment4848 Рік тому

      @@davidpowell9713 yeah but then he got fresh with a champion bungin' bowler #ftw

    • @7Sabrina7
      @7Sabrina7 Рік тому +1

      I love that part.

  • @fomorians
    @fomorians 7 місяців тому +189

    When he said "it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree... trunks" and Alice smiled a little that was actually so cute

    • @richardcrook2112
      @richardcrook2112 7 місяців тому +10

      She was well out of his league looks wise, regardless of disability.

    • @JoshuaFarmer-bv7ip
      @JoshuaFarmer-bv7ip 6 місяців тому +2

      She was laughing at him.

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@@richardcrook2112"leagues" are childish

    • @richardcrook2112
      @richardcrook2112 6 місяців тому +1

      @@thechumbucket8986 I wish that was true

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 6 місяців тому +1

      @@richardcrook2112 then I have good news because your wish is true.

  • @carlbenfield2971
    @carlbenfield2971 6 місяців тому +90

    Let's be honest, shouting THUNDERCATS! is an epic tic to land on

  • @sidthesloth3080
    @sidthesloth3080 4 роки тому +2177

    “It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks”
    “Right”

  • @fatsnowman7326
    @fatsnowman7326 7 років тому +4044

    "Describe yourself to me in 3 words" "I'm not sure"

  • @bananaleg82
    @bananaleg82 7 місяців тому +68

    "Describe yourself in 3 words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Task failed successfully

  • @NotaBurnerac-iv6pp
    @NotaBurnerac-iv6pp 6 місяців тому +98

    It shows people with disabilities naturally without making them seem weird on purpose. It shows a beautiful thing like romance, yet in a non-standard setting. Its amazing

    • @gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996
      @gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996 6 місяців тому +8

      I guess but they literally call them “undateables” which I imagine would be pretty insulting to them 🤨

  • @blacksheep385
    @blacksheep385 2 роки тому +510

    “Kiss you on the cheek?”
    “No thank you.”
    “A little bit kiss?”
    “No.”
    “Alright then.”

    • @DG-EditsMedia
      @DG-EditsMedia 2 роки тому +16

      A little bit kiss was trying his best and he still got burned.. however he never gives up! 😂

    • @0KN0T0KC0MPUT3R
      @0KN0T0KC0MPUT3R 2 роки тому +4

      “Plenty more fish in the sea”

    • @martinwood744
      @martinwood744 2 роки тому +3

      "Kiss you on the cheek?" "Ok, as long as I'm not doing my shoe laces up at the time."

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 2 роки тому

      A little bit fuck then?

    • @sirandrelefaedelinoge
      @sirandrelefaedelinoge 2 роки тому

      _"maybe, a little bit kiss"_ 💋😘

  • @PHogg-kv5ji
    @PHogg-kv5ji 7 років тому +3210

    "Well Alice, it Seems we both have A U T I S M don't we?"
    "Yes"
    "That's good to know".

    • @borktheswedishchef1190
      @borktheswedishchef1190 7 років тому +97

      Paul Hogg well alice is a fucking looker isent she. 8/10 would bang

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 7 років тому +57

      Paul Hogg he certainly gets to the point doesn't he!!

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 6 років тому +36

      I T S E E M S Y O U R E Y E S A R E A S B R O W N A S T H E T R E E T R U N K S

    • @SubZXD
      @SubZXD 6 років тому +3

      ScoffSlaphead72 I respect your dedication

    • @peksn
      @peksn 6 років тому +19

      I feel like he's trying but she isn't kinda sad

  • @yeoldpepsi
    @yeoldpepsi 6 місяців тому +39

    "Describe yourself in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Mission complete

  • @jojomane7023
    @jojomane7023 6 місяців тому +74

    “What’s this, the King Charles cavalier spaniel? _Of cooourse_ it is!”_

  • @Shitman-tn5tv
    @Shitman-tn5tv 4 роки тому +677

    "Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks."
    "...roight"

    • @Crotes1990
      @Crotes1990 4 роки тому +7

      I lost it there hahahahaha

    • @rachelllxo
      @rachelllxo 3 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @KAHHHH8548
      @KAHHHH8548 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @lillyshield6187
    @lillyshield6187 4 роки тому +453

    Me trying to flirt with someone '' Well it seems we both have autism haven't we''

  • @charlescharliecharlotte
    @charlescharliecharlotte Рік тому +64

    “It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks” BRO LMFAOO 💀

  • @MB-gs7pk
    @MB-gs7pk 2 роки тому +45

    "Describe yourself in 3 words?"
    "I'm not sure."
    Mission Completed!

  • @alexwilliams6826
    @alexwilliams6826 4 роки тому +710

    “Describe yourself in three words.”
    “i’m not sure.”
    well i mean, that’s one way to do it

    • @stickyspaceman
      @stickyspaceman 4 роки тому +23

      Mission failed successfully.

    • @jacobofgardena
      @jacobofgardena 4 роки тому +12

      I've won but at what cost

    • @matthewrobbb
      @matthewrobbb 4 роки тому +2

      Oh fuuuck haha I commented the exact same thing yesterday didn’t even see this 🤣

    • @The_Kevinist
      @The_Kevinist 4 роки тому

      I(1)’m(2) not(3) sure(4)

    • @alexwilliams6826
      @alexwilliams6826 4 роки тому +1

      Chris Pouliot In English, I’m is considered one word - it’s a contraction :)

  • @mathewbayley1770
    @mathewbayley1770 3 роки тому +7179

    The people on love Island are more undatetable

    • @nuttygeezer830
      @nuttygeezer830 2 роки тому +378

      I’d rather watch a undateables love island than one with a bunch of twats, least these are genuine

    • @Doryplory
      @Doryplory 2 роки тому +50

      True that

    • @username990
      @username990 2 роки тому +235

      Honestly they all seem like nice and genuine people on undatables. Love island is just painful to watch and the majority of the people there just want clout for their insta.

    • @DG-EditsMedia
      @DG-EditsMedia 2 роки тому +110

      Love island is misfits on an island, these are genuine people with innocent wants and needs.

    • @juicypineapple6995
      @juicypineapple6995 2 роки тому +10

      True words!

  • @josefineyoungmother
    @josefineyoungmother 4 місяці тому +44

    "You're eyes are as brown as the tree trunks" 😭CRYINGG

  • @lanalaclaire
    @lanalaclaire 6 місяців тому +84

    *looks at the squirrel*
    'ur mum' s a fucking squirrel'
    Well, she's not wrong

  • @MrCaptainRoscoe
    @MrCaptainRoscoe 2 роки тому +357

    "Do you fancy another date?"
    "yeah"
    "would you like a kiss with that?"
    Oi that was smooth not gonna lie 😂

    • @enigma2555
      @enigma2555 2 роки тому +2

      Low key I'm stealing that

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 2 роки тому

      It's smooth but trust me, NEVER ask a girl if you can kiss her during or towards the end of a date. Shows you lack confidence

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 6 місяців тому

      Trust me, avoid @@GECKOZFTW advice like it is a plague infested animal trying to spread its disease through a hug. They are chatting absolute bollocks and clearly don't have a clue. They more than likely tried this one time, got rejected, and now make a mass sweeping generalisation.

  • @flowerpower223
    @flowerpower223 5 років тому +1580

    me: "yeah, i think that i can flirt pretty well"
    also me: "it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks"

    • @kaseya3836
      @kaseya3836 5 років тому +21

      laura flowers “right”

    • @stoopwoop
      @stoopwoop 5 років тому +16

      Just an idea

    • @lucyllewellyn2850
      @lucyllewellyn2850 5 років тому

      Horrible prick.

    • @skyjeffrey926
      @skyjeffrey926 5 років тому

      laura flowers such a mood

    • @NoHeartAnthony
      @NoHeartAnthony 5 років тому +14

      Fuck off! He was innocent. And the girl was actually smiling at that compliment.

  • @juliebrammer
    @juliebrammer 5 місяців тому +46

    "Well, Alice.. it seems we both have autism, haven't we?"
    😂❤

  • @a_very_tired_gamedev2725
    @a_very_tired_gamedev2725 10 місяців тому +35

    Describe yourself to me in 3 words.
    "I'm not sure"
    Genius!

  • @convivialjoys17
    @convivialjoys17 2 роки тому +427

    “We haven’t been properl-“
    “No.”
    “y introduced before.”
    I laughed so hard. Same.

    • @guilhermetonon7267
      @guilhermetonon7267 2 роки тому +17

      yeah, I laugh so har
      -yeah
      ..d too...

    • @guilhermetonon7267
      @guilhermetonon7267 2 роки тому +9

      anyway.. maybe people like her can predict what others will say sometimes.

    • @nateb3679
      @nateb3679 2 роки тому +8

      i swear to god he pauses before she even says anything like he sensed it

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z 2 роки тому +1

      It is a very good example of autism in action though. From both ends.

    • @Zeqweery
      @Zeqweery 2 роки тому +1

      @@nateb3679 prolly cuz he was stuttering

  • @amelieea4046
    @amelieea4046 2 роки тому +352

    who else came here from 'Well Alice, it seems we both have autism haven't we?' randomly in their youtube reccomended

    • @codygraham1992
      @codygraham1992 2 роки тому +4

      That is exactly why I am here haha

    • @dogfooddevin5538
      @dogfooddevin5538 2 роки тому +1

      You either read my mind, read my watch history, or are the crazy bastard at UA-cam who manages my algorithm. Either way... I’m impressed!

    • @codygraham1992
      @codygraham1992 2 роки тому +3

      @@dogfooddevin5538 Apparently all 3 of us had this exact same thing happen within like an hour and a half of each other and commented about it. I imagine many more people were recomended that video and then decided to come watch this exact same video since he has 27 likes on his comment also within an hour from now. Its a conspiracy

    • @farkhandaalam6582
      @farkhandaalam6582 2 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @jolokp
      @jolokp 2 роки тому

      damn

  • @doctorgoobie7329
    @doctorgoobie7329 9 місяців тому +40

    "Describe yourself in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Is a perfect example of communication within any relationship.

  • @visillac
    @visillac 6 місяців тому +54

    Well Alice, it seems the algorithm has reunited us again

  • @momothebug
    @momothebug 2 роки тому +141

    "thundercats. kick 'em in the nuts, send 'em to space."
    iconic.

  • @evex584
    @evex584 7 років тому +817

    "You look very smart"
    "Thank you"
    *stares at camera in anger*

    • @HenriBeej
      @HenriBeej 6 років тому +7

      Eve X This had me crying

    • @OpinionatedMonk
      @OpinionatedMonk 6 років тому +9

      Matthew Lariscy was just thinking David Brent!

    • @stonedwolf420
      @stonedwolf420 6 років тому +1

      That was a classic Tim Heidecker face

    • @AnimeIsInMyBlood18
      @AnimeIsInMyBlood18 6 років тому

      when was this said...? time trying to find it lol

    • @evex584
      @evex584 6 років тому +3

      lil kenderdine 7:21

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft 9 місяців тому +33

    'What's this? The King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Of course it is... I can tell' 😅😅

  • @forposterity4031
    @forposterity4031 5 місяців тому +61

    "describe yourself in three words."
    "i'm not sure"
    me too.

  • @mmm-fi4kp
    @mmm-fi4kp 4 роки тому +143

    cute things to say on a first date:
    "it seems we both have autism haven't we."

  • @sluggied
    @sluggied 4 роки тому +266

    "well alice it seems like we've both got autism, haven't we?"
    "yep"
    "well. thats good to know."
    what a king

    • @ynoten
      @ynoten 4 роки тому +2

      Totally boss that guy.

    • @Mr.cladmaniac
      @Mr.cladmaniac 2 роки тому

      Exactly he didn't use that as an excuse to not be a functioning being.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 6 місяців тому

      @@Mr.cladmaniac 🤡

  • @toshi240
    @toshi240 6 місяців тому +65

    "ThunderCats!"..."Kick him in the nuts"..."Send him into outerspace" lmao

    • @user-kb8qw7dy4t
      @user-kb8qw7dy4t 6 місяців тому

      I want to invite her to dinner parties.

  • @bluesummers5051
    @bluesummers5051 6 місяців тому +55

    What’s this? The King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Of COURSE it is. I can TELL 😂

    • @scarakatorza
      @scarakatorza 6 місяців тому +6

      I love his pronunciation when he says that 😂💕

  • @CaptainSkinnySK
    @CaptainSkinnySK 3 роки тому +885

    *looks in mirror *
    “Perfect! Another good job well done”
    Confidence of a king

  • @MannyXj1
    @MannyXj1 4 роки тому +327

    “Describe yourself to me in three words.”
    “I’m not sure.”
    I’M DEAD 😂💀

    • @matth4063
      @matth4063 4 роки тому +5

      Yea, I'm pretty sure she answered him and it sailed right over his head.

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 3 роки тому

      That’s 2 words...

  • @Wisperride
    @Wisperride 6 місяців тому +57

    Normal dating after corona lockdown 😂

  • @vivianclose5986
    @vivianclose5986 6 місяців тому +56

    Michael is the man, the myth, the legend. He’s great, lol.

    • @user-kb8qw7dy4t
      @user-kb8qw7dy4t 6 місяців тому +1

      When Michael finally got a second date, his smile was so sweet.

  • @tre.jluster2574
    @tre.jluster2574 2 роки тому +245

    “Pedo in a speedo” is hilarious. Ruth is a comedic mastermind

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 2 роки тому +15

      "You're moms a fucking squirrel"

    • @SLoMo4
      @SLoMo4 2 роки тому +4

      Kick him in the nuts, send him to space

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 2 роки тому +3

      Petrol bomb!

  • @robynh204
    @robynh204 4 роки тому +235

    I love how these guys always ask permission before kissing or hugging a girl.

    • @witchmoonstone444
      @witchmoonstone444 4 роки тому +39

      Because autistic people know how precious consent is since we don’t always like to be touched

    • @ftlo.w4090
      @ftlo.w4090 4 роки тому +32

      @Alex I can't tell if you're just inept in humour or a genuinely dislikeable person. Are you the same type of person who refers to themselves as Alpha to make themselves feel like they're more of a man?

    • @chrisb7051
      @chrisb7051 4 роки тому +4

      It’s because they literally cannot read a social situation well enough to know when a girl wants to be kissed haha

    • @mm-fi4ge
      @mm-fi4ge 4 роки тому +2

      @@ftlo.w4090 he was obviously making a joke. Calm down you big hero.

    • @ftlo.w4090
      @ftlo.w4090 4 роки тому +1

      @@mm-fi4ge I'm happy you found it funny I guess? I wouldn't say insulting someone for making fun of disabled people makes me a big hero tbh but thanks for the compliment ♥️

  • @Oi....
    @Oi.... Рік тому +97

    Pretty sure the cameras don't help the anxiety, but these guys are genuinely nice people. I wish them nothing but happiness.

    • @cg6176
      @cg6176 Рік тому +2

      They don't want your sympathy they want to be hold hand

    • @exnihilonihilfit6316
      @exnihilonihilfit6316 11 місяців тому

      @@cg6176 You don't know what they want.
      Go be a concern troll and social justice warrior somewhere else.

  • @cyrilthehood
    @cyrilthehood Рік тому +45

    "Describe yourself in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Good answer if you ask me and spot on on the word count

  • @ConfuzzledTomato
    @ConfuzzledTomato 6 років тому +522

    "it seems like we both got autism" best ice breaker

    • @havardmj
      @havardmj 6 років тому +3

      But it is good to know

    • @anonomousous
      @anonomousous 6 років тому +4

      It is actually if both of the people on the date have autism.

  • @j_blackbird
    @j_blackbird 6 місяців тому +36

    "It just seems like I'm going around in circles sometimes"
    "Don't we all"

  • @vai4vai
    @vai4vai 4 роки тому +190

    well alice looks like we’ve both got autism haven’t we

  • @theguythatcould
    @theguythatcould 6 років тому +728

    -describe yourself in 3 words.
    -I'm not sure.
    she technically did it.

    • @TheBenjaman
      @TheBenjaman 6 років тому +15

      theguythatcould it technically is 4 words lol

    • @lukasturner5248
      @lukasturner5248 6 років тому +11

      S C H O O L E D Literally! D E C I M A T E D figuratively!

    • @0saintclark0
      @0saintclark0 6 років тому

      I legit burst out laughing at the genius of that.

    • @zimjun7
      @zimjun7 6 років тому

      I was thinking that too.
      But technically

    • @MrLethalShots
      @MrLethalShots 6 років тому

      Not only did it meet the word count but it perfectly described her too.

  • @amzo_flower
    @amzo_flower 9 місяців тому +37

    Describe yourself in three words "I'm not sure" genius

  • @christopherbradley7149
    @christopherbradley7149 6 місяців тому +34

    The guy who got Sam’s name wrong and then immediately started negging her about her taste in rides 😂

  • @bryanstellfox8521
    @bryanstellfox8521 5 років тому +1331

    I swear, my inner monologue is exactly what the autistic guy says.

    • @01imh
      @01imh 5 років тому +38

      Bryan Stellfox they’re all autistic lmao

    • @martijnp
      @martijnp 5 років тому +18

      Ismail Haque not all of them. They do all have some kind of psychological thing going on for them though

    • @JDStickmenmovies
      @JDStickmenmovies 5 років тому

      Oh my days hahahahha

    • @CampestCowboy
      @CampestCowboy 5 років тому +5

      Thats kinda the GOTCHA with Autism in my experience. i say out loud what you think... even the bad things LMAO

    • @CampestCowboy
      @CampestCowboy 5 років тому +3

      I am autistic tho... lol.

  • @michaelarmstrong3012
    @michaelarmstrong3012 4 роки тому +228

    The guy with curly hair had to carry every conversation

    • @engaginghurghhurghhurghhur9759
      @engaginghurghhurghhurghhur9759 4 роки тому +59

      Yes. And I hope that he will find a hugging and kissing gf.

    • @jounazi8125
      @jounazi8125 4 роки тому +8

      It really looks hes "normal" and hes just acting it in some show.

    • @lp-uu7bc
      @lp-uu7bc 4 роки тому +3

      Engaging HURGH HURGH HURGH HURGH HURGH he’s married

    • @noahbrown9158
      @noahbrown9158 4 роки тому

      Jounazi yh

  • @RedundantLime
    @RedundantLime 6 місяців тому +24

    "Describe yourself to me in three words." " I'm. Not. Sure."

  • @guitarplaces
    @guitarplaces Рік тому +49

    "what is this? The king charles cavalier spaniel... Ofcourse it is, i can tell"😂 im dying hahahahahahahaha

    • @mad8805
      @mad8805 Рік тому +6

      And the way the dog was running😂

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 10 місяців тому +1

      I replayed that several times, not even gonna lie

  • @scarlettxx8335
    @scarlettxx8335 5 років тому +1741

    ' SO ALICE DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO ME IN 3 WORDS'
    'Im...not...sure..'
    'GO ON ALICE IM WAITING PACIENTLY'

    • @huggyb7427
      @huggyb7427 5 років тому +11

      Scarlet Loveless did Alice ever get to describe herself in 3 words? Lol

    • @TechJames
      @TechJames 5 років тому +44

      HUGGY B She did!! "I'm, not, sure"

    • @spinaway
      @spinaway 5 років тому +10

      That would be patiently..

    • @fredcollins3407
      @fredcollins3407 5 років тому +4

      *patiently

    • @ziggy5721
      @ziggy5721 5 років тому +1

      'I'm not sure' are four words, you actually mean *I am*

  • @Doyley-is9qq
    @Doyley-is9qq 2 роки тому +436

    POV: You came here after watching the “Well Alice, it seems we both have autism, haven’t we?” video

  • @Ghost51900_
    @Ghost51900_ 6 місяців тому +38

    "Holy fuckin shits, your mom's fuckin a squirrel. Swear at squirrel, fuck off."
    *squirrel nibbles Dorito*

  • @thegamingsquirrels8397
    @thegamingsquirrels8397 2 роки тому +30

    “Describe yourself to me in three words”
    “Im not sure”
    that is three words to be fair 😂

    • @yogiballa
      @yogiballa 2 роки тому +2

      go on, i'm waiting patiently *whistles*

  • @LaurenP0205
    @LaurenP0205 7 років тому +2142

    "Ya mums a fucking squirrel"

  • @user-wm4bv1jz7p
    @user-wm4bv1jz7p 7 років тому +693

    I've got Tourette syndrom myself (no swearing tics) but I strongly believe that Pedo in a Speedo is the best thing I have ever heard.

    • @jadewildman1878
      @jadewildman1878 6 років тому +9

      Vera I have tics and it literally involves just humming quite hard. I'm upset it's not mainly me saying Pedo in a Speedo

    • @user-wm4bv1jz7p
      @user-wm4bv1jz7p 6 років тому

      Jade Wildman omg same.

    • @lostinnepal7897
      @lostinnepal7897 6 років тому

      Vera There are treatments that can massively lower the frequence of the tics, it can really help

    • @jimbehr2291
      @jimbehr2291 6 років тому

      Vera Jimmy Saville.

    • @ShadowAspect_
      @ShadowAspect_ 6 років тому +16

      Thunder cats!

  • @DevilsAdvocate-pi2fe
    @DevilsAdvocate-pi2fe 6 місяців тому +38

    "You're very smart."
    "Thank you." Looks at camera* See, I told you...

  • @jojomane7023
    @jojomane7023 6 місяців тому +44

    “I’m pleased you said yes FOR ONCE.” 😂

    • @ebaocihc7085
      @ebaocihc7085 6 місяців тому

      Just go ahead and gaslight all previous experiences

  • @bla7849
    @bla7849 2 роки тому +718

    The "It seems we both have autism haven't we" guy is so cute and wholesome

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 2 роки тому +25

      I like that guy the most

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 2 роки тому +27

      But the last 2 was cute together. I love Alice's smile the most though. When he said that her eyes were the same color as those tree trunks

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 2 роки тому +9

      The word "wholesome" is becoming an overused cliche on youtube comments sections.

    • @RowDy2Times
      @RowDy2Times Рік тому +5

      He’s annoying af

    • @nocomment4848
      @nocomment4848 Рік тому

      @@nelsonhibbert5267 bungin' bowling is a pretty wholesome activity though

  • @fatsnowman7326
    @fatsnowman7326 7 років тому +1571

    Hahahaha dying at "It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks" .... "Right".

    • @tieylandrun132
      @tieylandrun132 7 років тому +114

      Fat Snowman it was just an idea

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 7 років тому +58

      Just an idea... just a thought. One of thousands that comes to mind, one of the few we speak about. His lips are truly as free as his mind.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 7 років тому +126

      this "compliment" is so blunt and original that it might actually work.

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 7 років тому

      Fat Snowman lol

    • @dramallama5088
      @dramallama5088 7 років тому +84

      At least he didn't say her eyes are as brown as dog shit lmao

  • @Sky-tg5rt
    @Sky-tg5rt 6 місяців тому +33

    I thought I was gonna laugh at this, but then my heart melted. I love it so much.

    • @AnastasiaBeaverhousn
      @AnastasiaBeaverhousn 6 місяців тому +1

      Why would you laugh?? 😮‍💨

    • @nonyobisniss7928
      @nonyobisniss7928 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AnastasiaBeaverhousn Because they're really funny. They behave in surprising and cute ways, and surprise is a big part of what causes us to laugh. I didn't laugh out loud but I was smiling while watching and found it very funny and heartwarming also.

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 6 місяців тому +40

    "Thundercats kick him in the nuts send him to space"

    • @ibabechanel
      @ibabechanel 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @AnArchyRulzz
      @AnArchyRulzz 6 місяців тому +3

      "Pedo in a speedo" is going to stick with me for a while lol

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie 6 місяців тому +1

      how is this woman "undateable"? She's a gem.

  • @lkctom2546
    @lkctom2546 2 роки тому +415

    "your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks" I love him

  • @kevinreal3182
    @kevinreal3182 5 років тому +150

    "Describe yourself to me in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Damn that's deep

    • @user-lf2dk3bd8p
      @user-lf2dk3bd8p 5 років тому +1

      Don't want to be that guy, but those are four

    • @kevinreal3182
      @kevinreal3182 5 років тому +5

      @@user-lf2dk3bd8p "Contracted words count as the number of words they would be if they were not contracted."
      But I choose ignorance

  • @stepheniddon1482
    @stepheniddon1482 6 місяців тому +41

    Love how she said "swear at the squirrel, fuck off" while flipping off the squirrel 😂

    • @svikelt
      @svikelt 6 місяців тому +2

      That lady fuckin cracked me up lmao. What a savage lol

  • @SuperBuzzy
    @SuperBuzzy 5 років тому +580

    Him: "Describe Yourself In Three Words"
    Her: "im not sure"
    Him: "YEP"

    • @Xeryun
      @Xeryun 5 років тому +1

      same

    • @obama8814
      @obama8814 5 років тому +3

      SpacemanZakk im. A pedo in a Speedo with a petrol bomb

    • @rubybudgell974
      @rubybudgell974 5 років тому

      Home: go on, i’m waiting patiently

  • @mickeymouse12678
    @mickeymouse12678 2 роки тому +130

    "Pedo in a speedo" is somehow a rather satisfying rhyme

    • @jackakascko
      @jackakascko 2 роки тому +7

      The way the lady in front of her turned around hehe

  • @danbull
    @danbull 5 місяців тому +70

    These are all wonderful individuals doing their best in a situation they're not confident with. We can be entertained by their personalities and still have respect for them

    • @mauriciofuentes7638
      @mauriciofuentes7638 5 місяців тому +1

      Yo! Fucking love your music mate. I'm glad you have respect for them as well :)

  • @lois3422
    @lois3422 Рік тому +51

    lets all take a moment for daniels parents who seem to be so committed to helping him find the happiness he deserves. they seem so lovely as well when it doesnt go to plan for him. both them and him deserve the world! as do all the others 😄

  • @AssistantofReginalManager
    @AssistantofReginalManager 4 роки тому +96

    "Well Alice, it seems we both have autism, haven't we?" 😂😂 I love this guy and his personality.

    • @swiftstargames871
      @swiftstargames871 4 роки тому +4

      "Well. That's good to know."
      I can't that is hilarious! Hes cute

  • @MEGAsporg12
    @MEGAsporg12 2 роки тому +222

    "Lets just be friends" response: "Oh well, theres plenty more fish in the sea for me" WHAT AN ABSOLUTE ALPHA. I'm stealing that saying

  • @user-hs6ep5sy3u
    @user-hs6ep5sy3u 2 місяці тому +34

    In Alice's defense "I don't Know" is a genius way of answering "describe yourself in 3 words"

  • @ThatsRNG
    @ThatsRNG 6 місяців тому +41

    Well Alice, it seems we both have autism, haven't we? 😂😂

  • @sophieelizabeth779
    @sophieelizabeth779 4 роки тому +172

    ‘Oh well plenty more fish in the sea for me’ never heard someone say that in such a savage way

  • @KidThomsonMediaProductions
    @KidThomsonMediaProductions 3 роки тому +216

    Otherwise known as people who are publicly called undateable outperforming me drastically for nearly 10 minutes straight

    • @user-mz8df2tp1w
      @user-mz8df2tp1w 2 роки тому +1

      Ha! ♡ right?! Sheesh imagine being that communicative and HONEST

    • @DataLog
      @DataLog 2 роки тому

      Same hahaha

    • @JanSanono
      @JanSanono 2 роки тому

      L

    • @cykasoviet831
      @cykasoviet831 2 роки тому

      Why do you have to call me out like that

  • @proudpict2057
    @proudpict2057 2 роки тому +65

    My heart breaks for these people.
    Life is hard enough, these people are courageous in my opinion.
    They are really trying.
    Power to them.

    • @connorissexy4209
      @connorissexy4209 Рік тому +1

      Most of them are on disability and can just coast by and do fuck all, my heart breaks for myself

    • @kgroveringer03
      @kgroveringer03 10 місяців тому

      @@connorissexy4209no one asked for your opinion, you minger

    • @cavegoblin
      @cavegoblin 6 місяців тому

      get help @@connorissexy4209

    • @Meltyfairy
      @Meltyfairy 6 місяців тому +1

      @@connorissexy4209 hahah you’re funny 💕

  • @marcothecreator2978
    @marcothecreator2978 6 місяців тому +35

    Man, these videos really are suddenly being recommended to everyone.

    • @evilspirit92
      @evilspirit92 6 місяців тому +1

      and I’m glad they are

  • @mason3229
    @mason3229 4 роки тому +194

    I lost it when she said 'PEDO IN THE SPEEDO'

    • @JimmyKantstandyabitz
      @JimmyKantstandyabitz 4 роки тому +9

      Mason Ragotskie or when she’s flipping off the squirrels and talking shit to them lol

    • @mason3229
      @mason3229 4 роки тому +1

      @@JimmyKantstandyabitz yOuR MumS a sQUirReL

    • @zenkai271
      @zenkai271 4 роки тому

      That's got to be fake

    • @itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346
      @itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 4 роки тому

      @@zenkai271 yip she's a extreme attention seeker, and it also gets her benefits from the government.

  • @ZacharyWhittall
    @ZacharyWhittall 7 років тому +1233

    Bethesda watches this show, to collect npc dialogue and their reactions towards the player and other npc's; for all their video games.

    • @alexthegrape1000
      @alexthegrape1000 7 років тому +68

      Saggy The Bozo "Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks"
      Bethesda: "GENIUS! Put that that in Elder Scrolls VI"

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy 7 років тому +26

      Saggy The Bozo at 5:49 he sounds like a high elf from Oblivion

    • @annuslug3990
      @annuslug3990 7 років тому +8

      they got sexy yoda down: interested in me are you?

    • @lfdrumming7804
      @lfdrumming7804 7 років тому +18

      Saggy The Bozo I think this got recommended to me because I've been going through so many stupid Oblivion. I have Asperger's so I'd probably be awkward as shit in a conversation and act like a dumbass NPC character cos I can't help it lol.

    • @edfromchowderheads1312
      @edfromchowderheads1312 6 років тому +4

      Saggy The Bozo "heh petrol bomb"

  • @mikeybuchanan8696
    @mikeybuchanan8696 9 місяців тому +28

    "Your eyes are brown like tree trunks" i'm going to start using that.

  • @moyo6606
    @moyo6606 Рік тому +38

    Michael's honesty and flat affect is endearing. It's like he's saying all the thoughts that go through my head that I don't say out loud. especially the part where he says he's patiently waiting and starts whistling lol

  • @TheGreatArlei
    @TheGreatArlei 4 роки тому +465

    "describe yourself in three words" "I don't know" *task failed successfully*

    • @kupku
      @kupku 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, i was like damn. She's good.🤣

    • @tezy0193
      @tezy0193 4 роки тому +3

      Im dead xDD

    • @hollybeauchamp7135
      @hollybeauchamp7135 3 роки тому

      Underrated comment

    • @drakekarr5349
      @drakekarr5349 3 роки тому +3

      I believe she said, "I'm not sure"

  • @oliviagilbert1559
    @oliviagilbert1559 4 роки тому +302

    when ruth said "peedo in a speedo" I fell in love with her

  • @konradxtofik
    @konradxtofik 6 місяців тому +18

    - That’s a lovely smile you got there.
    - Nods seemingly upset.

    • @Broken_robot1986
      @Broken_robot1986 6 місяців тому +5

      She did like his eyes like tree trunks comment but disliked having her smile pointed out

  • @dovesr0478
    @dovesr0478 6 місяців тому +43

    so fucking funny when stone face Alice cracks a smile at that train wreck of a compliment

    • @20PINKluvr
      @20PINKluvr 6 місяців тому

      Because she feels forced to date that guy when she wants someone better 😅

  • @riotrave4564
    @riotrave4564 4 роки тому +136

    **dresses in a leather jacket**
    *another job well done*

  • @JimB.Walken
    @JimB.Walken 4 роки тому +412

    Guy: "Well, Alice, it seems we both have autism havent we."
    Alice: "Yep"
    Guy: "Well, that's good to know."
    Shakespeare level dialog.

    • @jessebennett8430
      @jessebennett8430 4 роки тому +1

      Ik it’s proper bad but I started laughing at that bit😂

    • @uh.oh_spaghettios_
      @uh.oh_spaghettios_ 4 роки тому +2

      Oblivion npc dialogue

    • @lioneleon4012
      @lioneleon4012 3 роки тому +2

      Wow u guys are so funny nd u all are saying d same thing like robots just so u cn get likes. u bunch of cockroaches

    • @ScaniaEtPalingenesis
      @ScaniaEtPalingenesis 3 роки тому +3

      @@lioneleon4012 you must be very lonely this Valentine’s Day.

    • @ludwigvanbeethoven61
      @ludwigvanbeethoven61 3 роки тому

      and running away from her while saying it xD

  • @twilight79010
    @twilight79010 Місяць тому +26

    Ruth is my favorite person to ever be on this show. THUNDERCATS!

    • @annoyedreview2155
      @annoyedreview2155 Місяць тому +1

      Pedo in a Speedo makes me want to just hang out with her cause she may be my favorite human being ever

  • @IamCaptainDeadpo0l
    @IamCaptainDeadpo0l 3 місяці тому +30

    Michael- It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks.
    Alice - Right.

  • @joystick8384
    @joystick8384 5 років тому +986

    9:13 "Do you want a kiss with that?"
    Not even joking, that is a boss player line.

  • @Oscar-Green
    @Oscar-Green 2 роки тому +222

    Damn, I feel for Michael. Alice was giving him nothing. "Yeah" "No" "Right" "Okay" "Yep" "Sure" "Fine". Oh well, at least he became friends with the King Charles Caviler Spaniel at the end.

    • @WoWBlueApocalypse
      @WoWBlueApocalypse 2 роки тому +10

      Of course is it

    • @matteusjording
      @matteusjording 2 роки тому +11

      @@WoWBlueApocalypse He can tell

    • @hi-ve1cw
      @hi-ve1cw 2 роки тому +1

      She has autism too, maybe she finds talking difficult

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 Рік тому +1

      Sums it up for most blokes. Don't bother with women, get a dog.

  • @HKT-4300
    @HKT-4300 6 місяців тому +45

    Would you like a kiss with that is really smooth i'm not gonna lie

  • @Broken_robot1986
    @Broken_robot1986 6 місяців тому +31

    Alice liked the eye tree truck thing.

  • @louisrichards-me2kn
    @louisrichards-me2kn 6 місяців тому +37

    "Describe your self in three words" - "I don't know" - class

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 6 місяців тому

      "I'm not sure"* which btw is 4 words.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Not_An_EV"I am unsure"

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 6 місяців тому

      @@macaryl95 But she said I'm not sure which would be I am not sure.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Not_An_EV I left an alternative possibility that buried you

  • @stone4070
    @stone4070 6 років тому +1564

    "You look very smart"
    "Thank you" *looks into the camera like he's in The Office*

    • @jpenny7475
      @jpenny7475 5 років тому +2

      Jim 😂😂😂

    • @WTF-co5tf
      @WTF-co5tf 5 років тому

      Jim

    • @ryanbrough108
      @ryanbrough108 5 років тому +5

      This comment made me laugh so loud

    • @josephiliff2277
      @josephiliff2277 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking exactly the same thing AHAHA!!!

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 років тому +6

      Can't blame him. Being Autistic sucks, and most people just assume automatically that you have an intellectual disabilities because of your lack of social and language skills and that people have the right to use and abuse an Autistic person for their own personal entertainment. >_> I can't blame him for interviewing these ladies. He is sick and tired of the bullshit games people play when it comes to relationships so he is just going straight to logic mode and get down to business so no one wastes his time ever again. I know you love to play mind games with people and toy with their hearts... you are the twat. >_>

  • @fluffysugakookies9580
    @fluffysugakookies9580 5 років тому +87

    "Well Alice it seems we both got autism haven't we?"
    "Yeah"
    "Well that's good to know.."
    LMFAOOOOO