I used to be a door-to-door salesperson, and you wouldn't believe how many people cussed me out, called the cops on me, crossed the street when they saw me coming, threatened me, and yes, even pulled guns on me. All because a girl with blue hair and a clipboard walked through their neighborhood. Don't do door to door stuff, the pay is garbage and it isn't worth it.
@@SalvagedSerpent The shaved rainbow tiktok girls for me. Although they're never actually rainbow colored, they have 2 or 3 colors from the spectrum plus a black.
That one guy who started the convo with death threats and ended it with cuddle threat won this video honestly. That shit struck me with comedy and horror at the same time. Dude went from iamverybadass to actual molester in two chat bubbles.
If people are talking shit in a game, immediately go as gay as possible, just not to this level. Always ends the conversation quickly and I get a good laugh at their reaction. Homophobic 12 year old kids never know how to respond. Besides talking about moms, that's the only other insult they have and owning it just confuses the hell outta them lol
Some people tend to forget that aggression is an undesirable trait with civilized people, hell, I've heard that groups of monkeys will outcast over-aggressive members and kill them if they return.
Hello, I'm an internet person who used to rage a lot from stress on 7th grade/Grade 7, and i just want to make these points for people to understand: • If you're being aggressive, people would actually look down to you more than be scared of you. Even my loving parents, who aren't abusive in any way, have called me a spoiled brat and have told me to "ignore your classmates' chattering", even though THEY ARE LITERALLY THE REASON WHY OUR CLASSROOM IS THE WORST ONE IN OUR BUILDING AND THIS WAS THE FIRST YEAR I'VE EVER BEEN IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. Also I've been bullied a lot verbally, even to the point where someone wrote "crazy" (in my country's language) on one of my notebooks. • People with anger issues and stress don't brag about how they are always intimidating when they get angry. Getting mad is actually really tiresome and regrettable to me, and I swear, if you get even one moment where you actually rage, you will be seen as the bad guy (even if it's not your fault), and you'll remember it for the rest of your life. • Getting mad isn't cool. You don't just "have years of pent up anger", because it's an emotion you express when you can't solve your problems, not a chargeable fuel of Hollywood Adrenaline™. • I don't know if this applies to anyone, but the more you get angry, the more you cry right after. Just wanted to say that for the people on the back. And yes, I do agree to OP. People hate it when you rage. Some people just don't understand that just because you get mad doesn't mean that you're entitled and you acted on it. Also just a sidenote: yes, i love this subreddit. I know that people using anger as a cool thing ticks me off, but to be honest, this is just a really fun guilty pleasure. Don't worry about me though, I'm mostly at peace today, though ever since that school year, l get even more violent when I play Geometry Dash. Hope you have a good day btw
@@oncreativemode5486 No, not even Furries. If my furry friend said 'I'm an alpha!' I would probably laugh in his face. The "Alpha" hierarchy have only been proven false for wolves. Only animals I've seen that ACTUALLY fit that are rats.
I have really bad anger issues and I hate when I rage bc I feel like a loser. It sucks and Im trying to not rage as much. (If anyone has any tips to help with anger issues please @ me)
@@oncreativemode5486 Yep, getting mad ain't fun. Having negative thoughts isn't fun too, after getting very angry I cry even if I don't want to and my head feels awful. I just don't have anyone to talk and I usually spend time alone. I want to be better but little things sometimes irritate me. People who act like it's very badass and awesome to be like that are just lonely losers who thinks they look cool or maybe they need some help.
@@wellusee688 Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
@about you Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
These are human equivalents of chihuahua's. Lots of bark because they're nervous little trembling pieces of shit and everything is bigger and stronger than they are
I remember I was playing a game and this kid got in an argument with my friend, and we got him to the point where his roasts started getting… …interesting I still remember when the kid said in the chat “Carlos, snap their necks” He wasn’t talking about the game either, because it was a roller coaster tycoon. He actually thought we would spend the rest of our lives awake out of fear that this probably 7-year old henchman named Carlos existed and would hunt us down and snap our necks.
The dude that was like "I would say break a leg, but I would probably break them literally and make this as painful as possible for you" was a reference to a fnf mod
@@Techy404 I feel like the type of music would be light hearted, upbeat, and feel good type of beat yknow? Or ballerina music, piano music if you will.
"I have 100 guns in my living room" probably can't shoot a single one of them. "I have held multiple riffles, shotguns and pistols", probably can't shoot any single one of them. I like how these people think that owning or even holding a firearm instantly makes you an expert at shooting them. Especially shotguns, those things kick harder than a wild stallion.
@@joshgouin1436 That's cause most BB guns try to replicate how real firearms work. For the most part. I found the gas powered ones to be the hardest to fire accurately without A LOT of practice. Now imagine if they had recoil...
bro I live in a place where several bears have walked on my porch and I still suck ass at shooting shotguns, the one gun that can kill a bear (beside 50. cal bmg)
10:33 That isn't someone trying to be badass, that is a quote from the character in that person's pfp, Ruv, right before you fight him, his ending dialog is "I'd say break a leg, but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I'm gonna make this as painful as possible for you... and your little girlfriend." In fact, Ruv's voice is so loud, it shakes the very place you fight him in.
9:58 Tyler’s just quoting Tate Langdon’s therapy session from the pilot of AHS Murder House. For anyone who hasn’t seen the show, Tate is pretty much the answer to the question “what if Holden Caulfield became a school shooter?”
7:15 I'm a millennial, and I look for exits, cameras, and threats too when I walk into a building. Not because I think I'm some kind of super badass, but because I have crippling PTSD from genuine trauma and violence I've experienced in my life. I am not a badass, but I guarantee I've seen 20 times worse shit up close than this guy daydreams about. This is not a thing I am either happy or proud of. It sucked, and I'd give just about anything to have lived my life differently.
Exactly. I always wonder why people like to pretend that hyper-vigilance is so cool and edgy. No, it sucks and is incredibly stressful. In my experience, it can get embarrassing too (moving the position of a seat to avoid back to the door... in an interview. Humiliating.)
10:34 people have said this already, but thats not someone trying to be badass, thats someone with a themed profile/roleplaying profile, and they're quoting the character in the picture, who's called Ruv, from a mod for a game called Friday Night Funkin', its a rhythm game, just wanted to do my part spreading the knowledge to those unaware
That "man of the house" guy LITERALLY has the philosophy of a dog barking at a mailman. Like the dude you started a fight with was just tryna say hi, dude!
"I once broke both my arms and didn't even say ow." ...thats shock, my guy. Add a little adrenaline, too. you'll only start feeling it once you're on the way to the hospital.
Why would you have a hundred guns in your living room? Imagine a burglar finds out where this guy lives, sure you have an arsenal at your hands, so do they! ( assuming they’re just hanging there)
10:35 “I’d say break a leg, but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I’m going to make this as painful as possible for you…” *Zovadilla starts*
“Apparently those two have never been hit in the mouth before… 👊they would’ve been layed out if they did that to me!” Yeah yeah definitely I’m that type of person that watch’s 2 seconds of the video then comments lol
@obviously Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
7:32 This clip... this clip right here. In all my years of watching r/iamverybadass, I've never laughed so hard in my life when the dude said "I'm gonna pull the blankets and cuddle with you all night." Like dude wtf ?! XD
Fun fact: Onii-Chan means Older Brother and is not actually a sexual reference. If you jokingly call someone an Onii-Chan you are only calling them an older brother. Hope y'all few people who didn't know this get embarrassed 😌✌️
I went years without crying at one point. Not because I thought I was tough, but because I thought boys aren’t meant to cry. It wasn’t until a was around 17 when I realised that sometimes I should try crying and now I’m more ok with crying than I used to be
I think at this point if I ever get to witness a crazy situation I will start clapping at the end, just so when they tell the story they will say "And they started clapping," and no one will believe the story.
As someone who lives in Cambridge... it was incredibly jarring for Robin to mention the "exact" location the photo was taken outside the Grafton Centre..... Also RIP Grafton Centre
If I ever find a human being in my DMs calling him and his boys the “Mischief Kings”, bro, that’s just an automatic loser flag that’s raised into the air. The type of loser that would be placed upon a nerd in high school from Disney channel original movies
@obviously Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
it was immensely cringe but I'd rather hang with that guy than all the "I will kill a man. Guns get me so hot I wanna stickem in my ass" 'alpha' males. Mischief king guy might actually turn out to be kinda fun once you get to know him.
@@tryit1804 You believe he does. Other people believe Krishna, or Odin, etc. exist. They all have exactly the same amount of proof. I'm not atheist, but I don't go around trying to insist that everything I believe is absolutely true. Because I have enough humility & self-awareness to know I can be wrong.
@about you Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
my boyfriend is so protective over me, when I hear emkay review this particular subreddit, it reminds me of him telling me how he'll beat the absolute shit out of someone if they tried taking advantage of me or hurt me. He's adorable.
@@muntherdoesstuff9615report them. There is this dude making a lot of accounts just to spam links to the Muslim QURAN and I can't stand it. Mass report them for spam and unwanted commercial content.
Day 304 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Thanks! :D
10:43 that’s actually a quote from the character in the profile pic from an fnf mod. Mid Fight Masses it’s called. They really didn’t have to make Ruv romantic tho. It just looks more cringe.
1:00 5'2? You're 5 feet and two inches tall? I'm 5'7 and less than half your age. You should really stop listing your height when you explain how 'scary' you are. Thanks.
The water sprayer guy is clearly just one of those people who wants to hurt defenseless innocents but knows it’s illegal so he gets violent at the smallest annoyance and acts like it’s self defense. Y’know, the kind of guy to bring a shotgun to Walmart.
The "I'd say break a leg." Guy isn't trying to be badass, that's a quote from Ruvyzvat from the Friday Night Funkin' mod Mid-Fight Masses. (The dude in his pfp.)
1:41 "Didn't say ow" but you did go "AAAAAAAAAAAAA̸͙̬̩͉̱͌̈́̅͆̾́̐̊̏̕͜͝A̶̼̗̤̻̦͙̅̇͂̇̽̔̑̋Ạ̸͚̙̪̮̾̀̊̍̾̿̍͆̚͝A̸̻̤͛Á̷͎̭͇͕̆̇̇͆͑͐̍̍͋̍̕͠͠͝Ȃ̷͇̜̱͙͖̯̥̄͛̈́́͋͒̋̀͊̕̚͝͝A̶͇̙̞͇̜͍̪̤͍͂̄̈́̉̈͒̈̉͋͌̃͛̃̃A̶̗͔͔̦̥͇͙̻̖̩͒̏̽̇̐͒͂̈͗̓͝A̶̝̜͉͍̗͈͖̪͙̳͚̜̾̏̑͐͗̃͋͠ͅ"
I love that these people always say”I own a double barrel,so don’t mess with me!!”as if their arm would actually be developed enough to handle the recoil of firing it
"I have 100 guns in my living room so dont piss me off."
_wouldnt be much of a living room now would it_
Well, living if they are nerf guns
Pulp Fiction
Also he cannot kill anyone in there because it is a living room, not a death room
I’d be a search warrant
it would be a *dying room*
Okay that cuddle threat gave me whiplash. He did, in fact, won that fight
That was so suddenly gay it was in another subreddit
@@Zomesura r/dontputyourdickinthat?
@@isappycracks I think it was r/suddenlygay
@@isappycracks lmao
@@cool-mb7fy is the same shit
Request: next time we get another read of this sub, can the r/iamverybadass be written in comic sans?
@obviously bot spotted
i just want to say that i’m in full support
@@svven.q cool didn't ask
@@illegalcumtrader56 ??? okay - i just wanted to show support but i think i came off the wrong way
I agree
I used to be a door-to-door salesperson, and you wouldn't believe how many people cussed me out, called the cops on me, crossed the street when they saw me coming, threatened me, and yes, even pulled guns on me. All because a girl with blue hair and a clipboard walked through their neighborhood. Don't do door to door stuff, the pay is garbage and it isn't worth it.
I'll bet all that hate was from the murcans.
Here in Latin America you can encounter these kind of people all the time
@@SalvagedSerpent gay white boys on tiktok aswell
@@SalvagedSerpent The shaved rainbow tiktok girls for me. Although they're never actually rainbow colored, they have 2 or 3 colors from the spectrum plus a black.
@@SalvagedSerpent Pretty much anyone with dyed hair on TikTok are bad in my experience. I don't have much experience though, so I may be wrong
That one guy who started the convo with death threats and ended it with cuddle threat won this video honestly. That shit struck me with comedy and horror at the same time. Dude went from iamverybadass to actual molester in two chat bubbles.
Yeah, I’d be more scared of the guy threatening to break into my house to cuddle me than the guy threatening to punch me with his many guns
@@washingmachine569 “i will punch you with all the guns i own with full force” vs “i will break into your house and snuggle you”
and then the guy after him was the fakest post ever
If people are talking shit in a game, immediately go as gay as possible, just not to this level. Always ends the conversation quickly and I get a good laugh at their reaction. Homophobic 12 year old kids never know how to respond. Besides talking about moms, that's the only other insult they have and owning it just confuses the hell outta them lol
@@Blunt_Man theres a fine line between iamverybadass and suddenlygay UwU
"This subreddit is basically about people who think they're the main characters."
- Someone
Well someone isn’t wrong
Yeah but one of them is cosplaying as one that isn’t a main character
aka, fake kiryu from one of the Yakuza games
But in reality, they’re nothing but tutorial enemy
I mean, they aren’t wrong are they?
Some people tend to forget that aggression is an undesirable trait with civilized people, hell, I've heard that groups of monkeys will outcast over-aggressive members and kill them if they return.
Hello, I'm an internet person who used to rage a lot from stress on 7th grade/Grade 7, and i just want to make these points for people to understand:
• If you're being aggressive, people would actually look down to you more than be scared of you. Even my loving parents, who aren't abusive in any way, have called me a spoiled brat and have told me to "ignore your classmates' chattering", even though THEY ARE LITERALLY THE REASON WHY OUR CLASSROOM IS THE WORST ONE IN OUR BUILDING AND THIS WAS THE FIRST YEAR I'VE EVER BEEN IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. Also I've been bullied a lot verbally, even to the point where someone wrote "crazy" (in my country's language) on one of my notebooks.
• People with anger issues and stress don't brag about how they are always intimidating when they get angry. Getting mad is actually really tiresome and regrettable to me, and I swear, if you get even one moment where you actually rage, you will be seen as the bad guy (even if it's not your fault), and you'll remember it for the rest of your life.
• Getting mad isn't cool. You don't just "have years of pent up anger", because it's an emotion you express when you can't solve your problems, not a chargeable fuel of Hollywood Adrenaline™.
• I don't know if this applies to anyone, but the more you get angry, the more you cry right after. Just wanted to say that for the people on the back.
And yes, I do agree to OP. People hate it when you rage. Some people just don't understand that just because you get mad doesn't mean that you're entitled and you acted on it.
Also just a sidenote: yes, i love this subreddit. I know that people using anger as a cool thing ticks me off, but to be honest, this is just a really fun guilty pleasure. Don't worry about me though, I'm mostly at peace today, though ever since that school year, l get even more violent when I play Geometry Dash. Hope you have a good day btw
@Lone Wolf the only people who get to say "alpha" are furries
@@oncreativemode5486 No, not even Furries. If my furry friend said 'I'm an alpha!' I would probably laugh in his face. The "Alpha" hierarchy have only been proven false for wolves. Only animals I've seen that ACTUALLY fit that are rats.
I have really bad anger issues and I hate when I rage bc I feel like a loser. It sucks and Im trying to not rage as much.
(If anyone has any tips to help with anger issues please @ me)
@@oncreativemode5486 Yep, getting mad ain't fun. Having negative thoughts isn't fun too, after getting very angry I cry even if I don't want to and my head feels awful. I just don't have anyone to talk and I usually spend time alone. I want to be better but little things sometimes irritate me. People who act like it's very badass and awesome to be like that are just lonely losers who thinks they look cool or maybe they need some help.
These people think they're badass when they are afraid to order a pizza
I love cheese
what about introverts who dont wanna call people
Don't you fucking dare call me out like that
@@leduckified1534 brother
@@Wosp-the-diver ITS YOU!!!!
Robin: *discredits all random rare insults that are completely unfunny*
Also Robin: "Aardvark on crack"
Will an aardvark on crack would speak very broken English
"It's really cute tyler, until it comes to dating 3d women." 🥶🥶 that's colddd
The “I’d say break a leg” was actually a quote from a game
I think we all know what "i'd say break a leg" is from.
@@deltasexual8251 yup just wanted to clarify
Yeah, but it’s weird to put in in ur bio
@@Vinnyc11 they are literally virtually cosplaying as the character
Ikr
The combination of Robin's intellectual impressions and the duche-dy of the posts is a max
ua-cam.com/video/gfje8kAvXE0/v-deo.html
.. .. .
Cheese is soo good
@@wellusee688 Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
The replies are so random I love it
@@someoneoutthere7087 potato.
These people seem like they would piss their pants if someone were to threaten them irl
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA so true
@about you Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
These are human equivalents of chihuahua's. Lots of bark because they're nervous little trembling pieces of shit and everything is bigger and stronger than they are
yup... probably doormats and/or outcasts too. People pleasers tend to harbor the most internalised anger
I remember I was playing a game and this kid got in an argument with my friend, and we got him to the point where his roasts started getting…
…interesting
I still remember when the kid said in the chat “Carlos, snap their necks”
He wasn’t talking about the game either, because it was a roller coaster tycoon.
He actually thought we would spend the rest of our lives awake out of fear that this probably 7-year old henchman named Carlos existed and would hunt us down and snap our necks.
So id say its roblox
@@Musicalquest you’re correct, it was, which makes it even dumber in my opinion
The dude that was like "I would say break a leg, but I would probably break them literally and make this as painful as possible for you" was a reference to a fnf mod
I feel like is Robin were a genre of music I feel like he’d be Jazz
Because the mistakes only make it sound better
@obviously ???
@obviously You a bot or something?
huh it kinda makes sense actually, so what's Lexy?
@@Techy404 I feel like the type of music would be light hearted, upbeat, and feel good type of beat yknow? Or ballerina music, piano music if you will.
@@Techy404 I don’t know an exact genre
But a very lively and happy xylophone riff comes to mind lol
"I have 100 guns in my living room" probably can't shoot a single one of them.
"I have held multiple riffles, shotguns and pistols", probably can't shoot any single one of them. I like how these people think that owning or even holding a firearm instantly makes you an expert at shooting them. Especially shotguns, those things kick harder than a wild stallion.
Nerf guns count. If you ask him...
I've tried normal BB guns, even with no kick and great accuracy they're hard to use without practice
@@joshgouin1436 That's cause most BB guns try to replicate how real firearms work. For the most part. I found the gas powered ones to be the hardest to fire accurately without A LOT of practice. Now imagine if they had recoil...
Listen, I don't mean to brag but...
*I've shot a 50$ bb gun AND it's a pistol, **_i know I'm cool😎_*
bro I live in a place where several bears have walked on my porch and I still suck ass at shooting shotguns, the one gun that can kill a bear (beside 50. cal bmg)
10:33
That isn't someone trying to be badass, that is a quote from the character in that person's pfp, Ruv, right before you fight him, his ending dialog is "I'd say break a leg, but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I'm gonna make this as painful as possible for you... and your little girlfriend." In fact, Ruv's voice is so loud, it shakes the very place you fight him in.
The More You Know 💫 (but really, thanks for the info)
Thanks, I was about to comment that but ya beat me to it
Zavodila moments
@@atleast4kidsinatrenchcoat there's 2 other comments bringing this up posted before mine
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
9:58 Tyler’s just quoting Tate Langdon’s therapy session from the pilot of AHS Murder House. For anyone who hasn’t seen the show, Tate is pretty much the answer to the question “what if Holden Caulfield became a school shooter?”
Finally someone else knew where it was from! 😂
7:15 I'm a millennial, and I look for exits, cameras, and threats too when I walk into a building. Not because I think I'm some kind of super badass, but because I have crippling PTSD from genuine trauma and violence I've experienced in my life. I am not a badass, but I guarantee I've seen 20 times worse shit up close than this guy daydreams about. This is not a thing I am either happy or proud of. It sucked, and I'd give just about anything to have lived my life differently.
r/depression
@@kingofdeath9012 yes!
Exactly. I always wonder why people like to pretend that hyper-vigilance is so cool and edgy. No, it sucks and is incredibly stressful. In my experience, it can get embarrassing too (moving the position of a seat to avoid back to the door... in an interview. Humiliating.)
"Apparently those two have never been struck by a smooth criminal. They would've been *hee hee'd* if they did that to me."
Lmfao
Underrated comment right there. Nice
Damn.
Cheese is fricking awesome
Oh no...
Im shaking im my boots
The Mischief Kings could be a kids cartoon villain squad.
Mischief squad gonna cause some trouble Mischief squad gonna burst your bubble
@@headliner48 got some bars
10:34 people have said this already, but thats not someone trying to be badass, thats someone with a themed profile/roleplaying profile, and they're quoting the character in the picture, who's called Ruv, from a mod for a game called Friday Night Funkin', its a rhythm game, just wanted to do my part spreading the knowledge to those unaware
Was about to say this lol
oversexualized fantasy countryhuman i'd say
@@GimOA yeah the mod literally put at the start of the game "THIS IS NOT A COUNTRYHUMANDS MOD"
LMAOOO
thank you im glad someone pointed this out
ohmnymh thank you this part annoyed me
I absolutely love how Robin mentions blue haired protagonist syndrome over a literal quote from a Friday Night Funkin’ mod-
“Aardvark on crack” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard.
The amount of jontron "ooo" sound clip censors in this is what's gunna fucking kill me 😂
tbh i thought i was the only one who noticed that its jon
@@yoak will always be able to tell than mans voice from others, that's a perk of watching him since his "dinocity" days I guess 😂
@@Mystic_Apollo i notice him bc im just a ytpmver lmao
a fellow of culture, I see
Fun fact: there are sea bunnies
Stfu
(the bot deleted the comment!)
What do they look like jari?
Sea buns are so cute!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰
Yeah I recently discovered them and they are AMAZING
@@jeremy.90210 they’re small sea slugs
Look kinda like a fluffy Q tip with small bunny ears
These people think they could kill someone but doesn’t like asking for more sauce
They just want attention in the worst way
wow, you are so original
@@av7099 at least its funny. if u are mad about it, just ignore
@@av7099 ok? I copied a joke? You’re acting like a robbed Fort Knox you infectious troglodyte
@obviously please stop, its annoying. could u at least explain why?
That "man of the house" guy LITERALLY has the philosophy of a dog barking at a mailman. Like the dude you started a fight with was just tryna say hi, dude!
"I once broke both my arms and didn't even say ow."
...thats shock, my guy. Add a little adrenaline, too. you'll only start feeling it once you're on the way to the hospital.
Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime the "rough and tough" person in a post swears.
I would rather keep my liver intact, thanks
No thanks, I choose life
help im ascending to the 92nd dimension
I didn't need my liver anyway lol
yo Hot Blade nice seeing you again
Why would you have a hundred guns in your living room? Imagine a burglar finds out where this guy lives, sure you have an arsenal at your hands, so do they! ( assuming they’re just hanging there)
He has zero guns in his room and zero brains in his head.
@@SalvagedSerpent AND they have the name of some ancient Aztec deity.
Man's really really think he's a alpha cuz he won in a mobile game lol
AND an imbalance compostion in favour of him
7:48 there are so many ways this could turn into an enemies to lovers fanfiction ( I’m so sorry )
it’s a weird way but it’s useful
these people are literally the humanized version of your thoughts at 2 am of beating up the robber
10:35
“I’d say break a leg, but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I’m going to make this as painful as possible for you…”
*Zovadilla starts*
*_BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD_*
*_BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD_*
“Apparently those two have never been hit in the mouth before… 👊they would’ve been layed out if they did that to me!”
Yeah yeah definitely
I’m that type of person that watch’s 2 seconds of the video then comments lol
@obviously Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
10:04
"Someone's acting like a blue haired protagonist today"
He meant Sal, didn't he?
ok, loved the reference
7:32 This clip... this clip right here.
In all my years of watching r/iamverybadass, I've never laughed so hard in my life when the dude said "I'm gonna pull the blankets and cuddle with you all night." Like dude wtf ?! XD
Fun fact: Onii-Chan means Older Brother and is not actually a sexual reference. If you jokingly call someone an Onii-Chan you are only calling them an older brother. Hope y'all few people who didn't know this get embarrassed 😌✌️
What are you doing step-onii-chan?
@@scottbecker4367 s t o p
On the internet that unfortunately doesn't apply lol
Here onii chan means basically the same as "step brother" if you know what I mean.
7:45 this is really badass.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE THAT IS NOT THE MOST BADASS THING.
10:40
If only Robin knew the irony of that statement in that context
I just love how he perfectly mocks all those badass babies lol
This one of the the few times where "shiver me timbers" is an appropriate reaction
Fun fact: The "I'd say break a leg..." quote is actually a quote from an FNF mod
10:43 That was not an Iamverybadass moment. That’s literally one of the lines said by ruv in the midfight masses mod of Friday night funkin.
He knows.
Pretty sure he knows considering he said something about a "blue-haired protagonist" 🤨
@@C4NDYLUVR no because he said that for someone else too (that was unrelated to fnf)
@@est._dd. No. He knows. Just because he said it before doesn't mean he doesn't know. It's literally the most popular game on UA-cam.
@@nd_4726 well it doesn’t matter because multiple people already said this anyways :P
15:46
His inner werewolf: I'm gay
You really have it spot on with people like this being scared of everything.
Hey Ruv stan, forgot to end the quote. "...as painful as possible for you and your little girlfriend."
15:54 that mocking "impressive." is the best part lmfao
I went years without crying at one point. Not because I thought I was tough, but because I thought boys aren’t meant to cry. It wasn’t until a was around 17 when I realised that sometimes I should try crying and now I’m more ok with crying than I used to be
There are cars
My guy if I knew who you were, I’d give you a hug right now. It’s depressing as hell.
"Yeah, sure you do/did/are"
- Everyone watching
I think at this point if I ever get to witness a crazy situation I will start clapping at the end, just so when they tell the story they will say "And they started clapping," and no one will believe the story.
As someone who lives in Cambridge... it was incredibly jarring for Robin to mention the "exact" location the photo was taken outside the Grafton Centre..... Also RIP Grafton Centre
the person who says "i have no bullies" is probably the bully themselves
People would have to want to be in their vicinity in the first place to bully them as well
11:36
"I would fight God"
Breaking News: Live footage of a man being cast Hell
I would pay to see that fight
@@georgy2596 people like this, I dont think they understand what they're saying.
This isn't god of war, this isn't asuras wrath. This is real life.
We get to see god AND we get to see an idiot get smited.
A two for one deal!
If I ever find a human being in my DMs calling him and his boys the “Mischief Kings”, bro, that’s just an automatic loser flag that’s raised into the air. The type of loser that would be placed upon a nerd in high school from Disney channel original movies
that’s one way to say cringe!
Cheese is awesome
@obviously Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
@@Wosp-the-diver you're right
it was immensely cringe but I'd rather hang with that guy than all the "I will kill a man. Guns get me so hot I wanna stickem in my ass" 'alpha' males. Mischief king guy might actually turn out to be kinda fun once you get to know him.
If God did exist, then wouldn't he just be able to negate his attacks? People like these are what makes popcorn most enjoyable.
He does tho
Yeah this dude must be related to BlackStar from Soul Eater 😂
@@tryit1804 You believe he does. Other people believe Krishna, or Odin, etc. exist. They all have exactly the same amount of proof.
I'm not atheist, but I don't go around trying to insist that everything I believe is absolutely true. Because I have enough humility & self-awareness to know I can be wrong.
Well, God can literally destroy the entire universe if he wants to
God would literally be Golden Experience Requiem
Robin: we got another blue haired protagonist.
A huge cosmic door: the emo messiah jesus doesn't feel good about that.
The break a leg thing, the person's pfp was ruvyzat, a Russian sadist character from a video game, and that is one of his quotes.
2:15 Don't shut my boy down like that, let him have his victory
2:00 he didn't even spell break right he's so bad ass, shiver me timbers!
Bro is so badass he doesn't make me scared!
They aren't lame or badass. They are just wannabe Gen Z.
@Hamburglar the exiled wannabe gen z
A lot of kids I know at my school act like this. It’s both grown ass men and Gen Z doing dumb shit
@about you Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day
Gen Ž
@Hamburglar the exiled yeah, and?
my boyfriend is so protective over me, when I hear emkay review this particular subreddit, it reminds me of him telling me how he'll beat the absolute shit out of someone if they tried taking advantage of me or hurt me. He's adorable.
"Oh oh scary, oh oh oh shiver me timbers. SHUT UP MAN!"
Was the only thing going through my head for each post 😂
1:45 THE DUDE IS LITERALLY NAME BRANDON HTHIJ4VBEHV3RUEHBCK I CAN'T
Everyone who is subscribed to Emkay is very badass
:chad:
that laugh at the start tho
0:47 my father was braking bricks with his forehead so i inherited his genes and now we're both braindead
I genuinely don't understand people who pretend to be psychopaths
People trying to look bada** be like: haha yes I’m so quirky I will freaking harass you if you dare mess with me *insert a thousand devil emojis*
@obviously literally shut up
Yeah I like hurting people so I’m immediately cooler then you ok that means I’m cooler if you didn’t hear me the first time
@@muntherdoesstuff9615report them. There is this dude making a lot of accounts just to spam links to the Muslim QURAN and I can't stand it. Mass report them for spam and unwanted commercial content.
7:51 I laughed way more than I should have
i swear this subreddit and quityourbs is the reason the "if it wasn't recorded it never happened" is a big thing
yeah thats why i gonna talk shit to people to get in one of emkay video :)
There's also thathappened
These are the kind of people who would start crying from a reddit roast
I love it when these sad people include a picture of themselves
Day 304 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Thanks! :D
He’s a man of focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will
what abt damien
All of them should do r/cursedcomments
It’s been almost a year
That’s some real dedication
I haven't cried in a while, mostly because I barely get hurt and my life is happy. (I am very cautious and if I do get hurt, I will cry.)
ok but all the time that you lost here is one more time that you can eat a pizza with borgors
@@isappycracks correct.
@@violenced6710 no i mean like there is a pizza with borgors
@@isappycracks Yep.
10:33 That is a direct quote from the Midnight Masses mod for FNF. Idk if that was all they were trying to mimick, but yeah.
4:43, the game is called MLBB, not really very popular outside of Asia so most people won't recognise it.
I can't stop thinking about the legistics of killing a deer with my bare hands.
9:33 it’s just an American school sport.
10:34 or 10:33
when robin touches on something out of his understanding:
(ps its a saying from a friday night funkin mod
10:43 that’s actually a quote from the character in the profile pic from an fnf mod. Mid Fight Masses it’s called. They really didn’t have to make Ruv romantic tho. It just looks more cringe.
ikr thats what i thought aswell
@@gallonofmilk7386 so, are you REALLY a gallon of milk, or just 99.999% of a gallon?
@@Cheese-0001 actually im 102% of a gallon plus im 3% Milk
Average 9 year old: "trains" muay thai 2 days
Also that average 9-year-old: I've never lost a fight in my 30 years of experience
The way he said "What the hell are you talking about...."😂 8:38
14:28
Ok look, Incineroar is cool and all
But if it reminds you of yourself at all you're a furry
Because look at it
That's a fire bender's fursuit
7:38 xbox live in a nutshell
10:40 thats just a refrence
He has a fancharacter in the icon of a character(ruv) that said the line
“how’s it going ladies and gentlemen-“
me trying to not rant about my life
The fan art of Robin at the end of the video makes Robin look like a humanized angry bird
These subreddits suit Robin best. Really masks the sound of him hating his job.
1:00
5'2?
You're 5 feet and two inches tall?
I'm 5'7 and less than half your age. You should really stop listing your height when you explain how 'scary' you are. Thanks.
4:32
Me, an MLBB Player:
Why is Argus using Golden Staff?
Why is Brody using a standard MM build?
The water sprayer guy is clearly just one of those people who wants to hurt defenseless innocents but knows it’s illegal so he gets violent at the smallest annoyance and acts like it’s self defense. Y’know, the kind of guy to bring a shotgun to Walmart.
"Whats your name? Brandon? Tyler? Kyler?"
BRYKLER!!!!
Some of these stories seem so far out it went passed The Who asked point
Dude : i havent cried since i was nine!
Plot twist hes ten
The "I'd say break a leg." Guy isn't trying to be badass, that's a quote from Ruvyzvat from the Friday Night Funkin' mod Mid-Fight Masses. (The dude in his pfp.)
1:41 "Didn't say ow" but you did go "AAAAAAAAAAAAA̸͙̬̩͉̱͌̈́̅͆̾́̐̊̏̕͜͝A̶̼̗̤̻̦͙̅̇͂̇̽̔̑̋Ạ̸͚̙̪̮̾̀̊̍̾̿̍͆̚͝A̸̻̤͛Á̷͎̭͇͕̆̇̇͆͑͐̍̍͋̍̕͠͠͝Ȃ̷͇̜̱͙͖̯̥̄͛̈́́͋͒̋̀͊̕̚͝͝A̶͇̙̞͇̜͍̪̤͍͂̄̈́̉̈͒̈̉͋͌̃͛̃̃A̶̗͔͔̦̥͇͙̻̖̩͒̏̽̇̐͒͂̈͗̓͝A̶̝̜͉͍̗͈͖̪͙̳͚̜̾̏̑͐͗̃͋͠ͅ"
I love that these people always say”I own a double barrel,so don’t mess with me!!”as if their arm would actually be developed enough to handle the recoil of firing it