An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a pint. The second asks for half a pint. The third asks for a quarter pint. The bartender stops them and pours 2 pints and says "Know your limits"
3 mathematicians walk into a bar. Bartender asks: "So do you all want a beer?" First mathematician: "I dont know." Second mathematician: "I dont know." Third mathematician: "Yes."
Why was the quantum physicist bad at sex? Because when he found the position he couldn't find the momentum and when he found the momentum he couldn't find the position.
@@wevertonalves1651 Yes it does. If you can travel faster than light, you can traverse a closed timelike curve and arrive before you left. It isn't as simple as just going faster than light, but the connection is still solid. Certainly more solid than Schrodinger and that cat, given he was really using the cat as a way to redicule certain views of quantum mechanics and not to demonstrate the theory.
@@Sam_on_UA-cam the speed limit of universe is the speed of light so when you get close to it time slows down to make you not get past the limit. So you can't get past the speed of light
@@mohammadshakeri721 That is one way to explain it. There are several explanations that are mathematically identical. The joke still stands. Nothing says you can't go faster than light, just that you can't cross the light barrier. If you are going faster than light, light speed becomes a lower speed limit. That said, it seems nothing actually DOES go faster than light, even if special relativity allows for it.
@Hasti Thakkar except yall and electrical engineers do negative flow of electrons for those circuit calculations. As a chemistry major when I took physics 2 that pissed me off lol. Why not just make it the positive flow of electrons?
It world work better with uranium-235, Instagram of 238 because uranium’s half life is 4.4 billion years, and the splitting uranium 235 nuclei takes place in fission
These are too good. I'm going to inflict these on my friends in the not so distant future. Meanwhile, my contribution: Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone." Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!" The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them all. Ohm resists
Einstein's wife: Will you give me two things that every physicist wants to know about? Einstein : Sure ! Einstein's wife: I want you to give me Space and Time . Einstein : Okay! The second thing ?
Heisenberg was driving his car. He knew his position, but he didn't know his exact velocity. Then, two officers approached him, and said, "Sir, you were driving at 100km/h! That is way too fast" "Great... Now I am lost" Heisenberg replied.
I saw an expanded version of this joke and it's gold. Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone." Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!" The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them all. Ohm resists
the officers were only able to approach him after his car stopped, at which point his velocity became apparent(0m/s). So technically, he was lost even before the police officers told him what speed he was driving at
@@AndrewDotsonvideos To be honest! It lacks the punchline. And in truth,big brains have a terrible sense of humour(kinda get offended over silly things).
@Hasti Thakkar Ok, if you weren't being sarcastic, here is the joke: scalars are numbers. If I were to say that I moved 10 units away from a point, it just means I moved 10 units in any direction. Scalars do not have a directional component. But if I were to say I move 10 units in the +X direction, it means that I moved this ten units in the X axis, to the right because it's in the positive. A vector has direction. As a result, you can't cross multiply a set of vectors and scalars because you don't know the directional component of the scalar. The second part of the joke is that mosquitoes carry diseases. And anything that can transmit diseases is referred to as a vector. Then a mountain climber scales mountains, colloquially; a scalar. Kind of ruins the joke when it needs to be explained, but just so you know the joke, there it is :)
@Hasti Thakkar think of it this way. Vectors have extra specific things attached to it. It's a different "species" than a scalar is. Cross products are only applicable to vectors and other vectors. They simply aren't compatible!
@Hasti Thakkar - Ahahahaha sorry mate, only just saw your replys. Yeah no worries at all. Doesn't ruin it for those that already have the info, but if they don;t they can open the comments and find out why now. So it's a good thing! (This I saw by how many likes the joke has had since you asked for it to be explained, more people like it now!)
There once was an old Lady called Wright, Who could travel much faster than light. She left one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.
That's a nice limerick. There was this old man from Iraq who had an awful big sack it dragged on the floor and got stuck in the door It left a trail from Baghdad and back. Although that one is not physics related...
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him. As he died, he kept insisting for us to, "be positive," but it's hard to go on without him.
@@Webevibing-r7w I know that, but I definitely won't make a joke out anyone's death no matter how funny. And this wasn't even funny. The 'be positive' phrase could've been used in some better context than his father's death.
A math teacher walks down the street until he sees the following graffiti: I ❤ Sex "Those filthy Marauders!" The teacher called, he took a spray and edited: I ❤ S(ex)dx "Always, they always forget to add the dx."
They were playing in a modern park after a storm, and Einstein also found hundreds of Amperes and Voltas hiding behind a burning tree. That's why he has this messy hair style.
Three students having a physics exam. The question is "whats faster: light or sound?" Student 1 says light and the pleased professor asks him for a good reason. The student says "when i switch on the tv, i see the screen before i hear the program." Class failed. Dismissed. Student 2 says sound and the baffled professor asks how he could think that. The student says "when i turn on my radio, the sound is already there before i see what channel im on." Class failed. Dismissed. Student 3 says, well light of course, and the relieved professor again asks for a good explanation. The student says: "the eyes are closer to the source."
i think id be eye contacting the one i think i can make laugh? like simon never laughed i think and kelly and andrew laughed at everything. so u gotta look at em to score more.
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar where beers cost 3$. The first orders 1 beer, the second orders 2 beers, the third orders 3 beers. Then, the barman gives them 25 cents and says: "You all pay in advance"
I’m still doing my physics degree ...so I come every year to watch this again only to know what they were talking about and I feel proud when I do 😂😂 feel like I am part of this world😆 Edit: it's my final semester guys time went so fast now I get them all I was laughing so hard🤣
K Ima try my hand at making up bad comedy Higgs walked into a bar depressed, the bartender asked what's wrong, he replied that interacting with people in the field weighed on him... ...Ima stop...
One day, Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing Hide and Seek. It was Einstein's turn. Pascal went to hide somewhere but Newton drew a square of side 1m and stood on it. When Einstein caught him, Newton said "i am standing on 1m^2 i.e. Newton/m^2, so you caught Pascal, not me". Newton Rocks, Everyone Shocks!
Heisenberg drives his car way too fast so he gets stopepd by the police. Officer: Do you know how fast you were driving? heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.
Saw this on tiktok: what’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes? . . . . . Chemistry jokes are periodically funny while physics jokes have more potential 😂😂 (sorry for my lame ass sense of humor)
A physicist was walking past a building when he looks up and sees a guy about to jump. He yelled out. Don't do it, you have so much potential
hilarious
Hahaa, Good Oxygen Neon!
Thorium Astatine's Sulfur flourine Uranium Nitrogen*2 Yttrium!
lmao
😂😂😂
Oh yes the dark humourrss
So this is what physics majors do in their dorms not party but tell relatively funny jokes.
"relatively funny" I see what you did there.
Dor ms ahhaha
DID YOU JUST
Much better than partying and raving to crap music that y'all call EDM...I'd rather listen to heavy metal and rock-n-roll...
@@rubansrirambabu7771 niga wtf u talking about?
One atom says to the other “I just lost an electron”
The other says “Are you sure?”
The first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
😁
Why don't people invite matter and antimatter to the same conferences?
Because when they get together they take everything too lightly.
@@ryanalving3785 lol
Old
This is actually hilarious
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one asks for a pint.
The second asks for half a pint.
The third asks for a quarter pint.
The bartender stops them and pours 2 pints and says
"Know your limits"
3 mathematicians walk into a bar.
Bartender asks: "So do you all want a beer?"
First mathematician: "I dont know."
Second mathematician: "I dont know."
Third mathematician: "Yes."
Hockeypaul I wonder how many people actually get that...
@@boomerzilean haha
Lol
@@boomerzilean yeah i didn't get it 😰
Christian Doppler was wondering why the baseball looked blue.
Then it hit him.
woo, finally one i can understand xD
Christian Doppler was wondering why his girlfriend was red. Then, he realised...
Wow 👌👌
I dun geddit.
@@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti username doesn't check out
"This joke is trivial and is left as an exercise to the listener."
That really did hurt.
This was the best one (followed by the broson)
this made me LAAAF
Hertz*
Why was the quantum physicist bad at sex? Because when he found the position he couldn't find the momentum and when he found the momentum he couldn't find the position.
samuel maloney replace quantum physicist by heinsenberg
That is a good idea. Next time I tell the joke I will say Heinsenberg was bad at sex.
GOLD
I’m gonna remember this one
Mowfling why? But he was a quantum physicist.
Einstein walked into a bar at 101 percent the speed of light. The bartender looks at him an says: "Aren't you a little bit too young to be here?"
RagingTom No, faster than speed light doesn’t equate to the ability of nature to travel in the past.
Einstein leaves the bar at 200% the speed of light. Then he walks in.
@@wevertonalves1651 Yes it does. If you can travel faster than light, you can traverse a closed timelike curve and arrive before you left. It isn't as simple as just going faster than light, but the connection is still solid. Certainly more solid than Schrodinger and that cat, given he was really using the cat as a way to redicule certain views of quantum mechanics and not to demonstrate the theory.
@@Sam_on_UA-cam the speed limit of universe is the speed of light so when you get close to it time slows down to make you not get past the limit. So you can't get past the speed of light
@@mohammadshakeri721 That is one way to explain it. There are several explanations that are mathematically identical. The joke still stands. Nothing says you can't go faster than light, just that you can't cross the light barrier. If you are going faster than light, light speed becomes a lower speed limit. That said, it seems nothing actually DOES go faster than light, even if special relativity allows for it.
Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?
he is 0K now.
NebunuUploads Niceeee
😂😂😂
Haha
Pretty good
Reading this made me so angry like beyond comprehension
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Because he couldn’t resistor
Lmaooooo I lost my shit 😂😂
Hahahaha lol
Aaaaaaaaa
Why did mr voltmeter marry ms voltmeter?
He saw potential
😂😂😂😂
Don't tell noble gas jokes
You'll get no reaction
That was actually a good one....
But you will
*Na* . This ain't funny
😑(no reaction)
Good one! The comment section is another world of physics, no, science jokes😆
I don't even study physics wtf am I doing here and laughing
Physics is just complicated maths
@Hasti Thakkar I mean i dont study it because im seventeen years old
This is the perfect description of me watching the video
@@jayknowles2146 "physics is maths in motion." -me, 2014.
Im so proud of myself for coming up with that. :P
@Hasti Thakkar except yall and electrical engineers do negative flow of electrons for those circuit calculations. As a chemistry major when I took physics 2 that pissed me off lol. Why not just make it the positive flow of electrons?
Schrodinger’s electron walks into a bar, and does not.
@Asyam Abyan same
Funniest one in this comment section
*pushes up glasses* welll...yes aaand no
Uranium-238 walks into a bar
turns around and says "on second thoughts, gotta split'
Sean Hardy lmao
Allahu ahkbar
Sean Hardy *boom*
It world work better with uranium-235, Instagram of 238 because uranium’s half life is 4.4 billion years, and the splitting uranium 235 nuclei takes place in fission
But who’s to judge
These are too good. I'm going to inflict these on my friends in the not so distant future.
Meanwhile, my contribution:
Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am."
"You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone."
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!"
The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger.
The cop moves to arrest them all.
Ohm resists
lmao that story is great
Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
It was a polar bear
ha
ha
ha
Darknyct why did I read it as beer at first? It didn’t make any sense, I get it it now
@@sithlordbinks exactly my response
@@huhulili9021 lol
@@sithlordbinks no you dont understand, I literally laughed 3 short times, pausing after each laugh...
Einstein's wife: Will you give me two things that every physicist wants to know about?
Einstein : Sure !
Einstein's wife: I want you to give me Space and Time .
Einstein : Okay! The second thing ?
Sorry, nobody will laugh at that.
@@superneenjaa718i laughed
Underrated!
"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to hold the bulb and another to rotate the universe"
Ffs 😂😂😂
Haha
Heisenberg was driving his car.
He knew his position, but he didn't know his exact velocity.
Then, two officers approached him, and said, "Sir, you were driving at 100km/h! That is way too fast"
"Great... Now I am lost" Heisenberg replied.
Heisenberg jokes are the best.
they used this one in big bang theory 😂
What?!!😵
I saw an expanded version of this joke and it's gold.
Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am."
"You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone."
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!"
The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger.
The cop moves to arrest them all.
Ohm resists
the officers were only able to approach him after his car stopped, at which point his velocity became apparent(0m/s). So technically, he was lost even before the police officers told him what speed he was driving at
The bartender said, hi what would you like to drink.
The Tachion walked into the bar
KillGui007 NOICE. Ima steal that one
heh, not many will get it though
Only 26D string theorist :p
And of course some Italians for some years :p
Ok this one got me 😂
This video combined my two favourite things, physics, and bad jokes. This was beautiful hahaha
Michael Edwards Thanks for the comment! I tried to make sure the jokes were original
@@AndrewDotsonvideos To be honest!
It lacks the punchline.
And in truth,big brains have a terrible sense of humour(kinda get offended over silly things).
Simon won because of the moustache lol
I thought he should be docked at least three points for the unfair advantage.
Wjat do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
Nothing, you cant cross a vector and a scalar
O.... M.... G.... Someone paid attention during Intro Physics :D
@Hasti Thakkar Ok, if you weren't being sarcastic, here is the joke: scalars are numbers. If I were to say that I moved 10 units away from a point, it just means I moved 10 units in any direction. Scalars do not have a directional component. But if I were to say I move 10 units in the +X direction, it means that I moved this ten units in the X axis, to the right because it's in the positive. A vector has direction. As a result, you can't cross multiply a set of vectors and scalars because you don't know the directional component of the scalar.
The second part of the joke is that mosquitoes carry diseases. And anything that can transmit diseases is referred to as a vector. Then a mountain climber scales mountains, colloquially; a scalar.
Kind of ruins the joke when it needs to be explained, but just so you know the joke, there it is :)
@Hasti Thakkar think of it this way. Vectors have extra specific things attached to it. It's a different "species" than a scalar is. Cross products are only applicable to vectors and other vectors. They simply aren't compatible!
@Hasti Thakkar - Ahahahaha sorry mate, only just saw your replys. Yeah no worries at all. Doesn't ruin it for those that already have the info, but if they don;t they can open the comments and find out why now. So it's a good thing! (This I saw by how many likes the joke has had since you asked for it to be explained, more people like it now!)
Sloth FPV Omg this joke has so many layers to it.. Amazing!
How do merging black holes greet each other???
With a gravitational wave!!!! :-)
underrated
Good one😂😂😂🤣🤣👍👍
Oh my god😂😂😂😂
Good
I really like this one 👍
How academics call something "Boring" :
Human sciences: Elementary !
Mathematics : It's Trivial !
Theoretical Physics : It makes sense !
I agree on the mathematics part
An example: Riemann zeta function have many trivial zeros
@@AdityaKumar-ij5ok I thought it was infinite. idk many seems finite to me. Maybe the glass is half empty...
That's how mafia works
@@AlchemistOfNirnroot well, infinite is indeed many
@@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Infinity isn't a number - it's a concept.
I once asked my lab partner if he had any sodium bromate. He said Na BrO
OMg that is so funny!
NaBrO is actually Sodium Hypobromite. Sodium Bromate is NaBrO3.
I wonder how your lab partner reacted
@@soumilaggarwal3392 I guess when you joke about chemistry you got to find the right balance
There once was an old Lady called Wright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She left one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Asher Flanagan What?
That's a nice limerick.
There was this old man from Iraq
who had an awful big sack
it dragged on the floor
and got stuck in the door
It left a trail from Baghdad and back.
Although that one is not physics related...
Fergie aka DJ Screw RIP | If you travel faster than light time can go backwards
Asher Flanagan I first read that in a Stephen Hawking lecture. What a great limerick
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older.
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to, "be positive," but it's hard to go on without him.
Cursed joke
Good grief!!!
It's not a joke
@@foolishgruntigluana7041 B+ is a blood type, it's a joke buddy
@@Webevibing-r7w I know that, but I definitely won't make a joke out anyone's death no matter how funny. And this wasn't even funny. The 'be positive' phrase could've been used in some better context than his father's death.
So a proton and a neutron walk into a bar, the neutron asks the bartender, "how much for a drink" the bartender replies..."for you...NO CHARGE!" XD
Get out
Proton + neutron = (1+) charge
oH wOw sOmeOneS pLayED fALlOut 3
kWatt
@@XPlaneAviation haha i didnt even notice good catch
Shroedinger wanted to open a box to see what was inside. Curiosity killed the cat.
Alpie Internet would you mind if I... write that down.
I m not sad cat was already dead though.
I am not saying it wasn't alive..to be specific.
Whats does a ship and light have in common?
They both travel at c
Better said than written
@@shambosaha9727 yup
@@shambosaha9727 if he wrote c instead sea
But at least he tried
@@tonyth9240 fineee I'll write c
Physics edition: first joke biology, second joke chemistry....
Lol couldn't exactly screen everyones jokes before the video for relevance. Still thought it turned out good.
Wasn't the first about physics?
Biology and chemistry are based on physics :)
This is a gay
Physics just so happens to be foundational science which is applicable to many fields of study, theoretically all fields of study
Force carrier of friendship = Huggs boson
Lol also corona carrier though
*Donald Sheahan* Dude you should have way more likes because that that was both funny and wholesome 😂❤️
Fermion 1: "Hey can I borrow your shoes?" Fermion 2: "No way, we don't have the same psi's."
69 likes nice
That last frequency joke was so funny I was laughing so hard, my stomach hertz...
50% cringe, 50% funny
Perfection!
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Karan Pillai r/expectedthanos
Question: are these jokes in mixed state or superposition state?
@@ajx9698
Superposition state. XD
Its the law of humourodynamics
What is light
Baby it hertz me
Baby it hertz me
No morse
Mango W *Watt
The "no Morse " got me
Watt*
I'm dying 😂
I don't fully understand this ,but it's funny , Xd
Roses are red, roses are blue. It's depending on their velocity to you
The taylor series one was my favourite
A math teacher walks down the street until he sees the following graffiti:
I ❤
Sex
"Those filthy Marauders!" The teacher called, he took a spray and edited:
I ❤
S(ex)dx
"Always, they always forget to add the dx."
Explain this
@@lololol559 the teacher thought the S was a integral
@@lololol559 S is integral sign and dx is actually full syntax of integram S ( )dx
@John Doe +c is added after integration if u add it before hand then u create an extra variable dependant term.
God damm math guys. It's funny.
.
Lol, cringe
Oldest joke in the book😂
Ooh god that joke was so bad 😂
@@micahlong2073 the whole video was cringe😂
They were playing in a modern park after a storm, and Einstein also found hundreds of Amperes and Voltas hiding behind a burning tree. That's why he has this messy hair style.
Three students having a physics exam. The question is "whats faster: light or sound?"
Student 1 says light and the pleased professor asks him for a good reason. The student says "when i switch on the tv, i see the screen before i hear the program." Class failed. Dismissed.
Student 2 says sound and the baffled professor asks how he could think that. The student says "when i turn on my radio, the sound is already there before i see what channel im on." Class failed. Dismissed.
Student 3 says, well light of course, and the relieved professor again asks for a good explanation. The student says: "the eyes are closer to the source."
Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious cross over ever.
Light: hold my beer.
it's interesting to see how everyone looks to a specivic person, this tells you whose approval they find most important
So Kelly and Andrew need to go out
Oh wait
i think id be eye contacting the one i think i can make laugh? like simon never laughed i think and kelly and andrew laughed at everything. so u gotta look at em to score more.
An electron caught by police and asks:"why u have two passports?? "
Electron:I have dual indentity
The quantum mechanic is the best!
Nah it's kind of obvious what he would say after the "How do you call someone that works on small cars", but it was a clever joke tho
can't tell if Kelly is the most fun-loving or just has the least bodily control 😂😂
Everywhere I go I keep seeing this:
"Heisenberg might have been here."
For everyone that can't breathe 'cause they've been going through the comments for too long, here's a space where you can calm down.
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar where beers cost 3$. The first orders 1 beer, the second orders 2 beers, the third orders 3 beers. Then, the barman gives them 25 cents and says: "You all pay in advance"
Nice
damn how did i not get this
I watched this to relieve myself of the pain of Stephen Hawking's death, it almost worked, thanks
My physics professor said I had a lot of potential.
Then he threw me off the building.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked about the prices
The bartender said "for you, no charge"
Let's be honest , Nitric Oxide searched for this.
NO1. Nice lol
WHY. THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED. NEEDS MORE LIKES. AAAAH.
I've got another one
Doctor: Are u here for an eye test?
Patient: Yes how did u know?
Doctor: Because u entered through the window instead of the door
Not physics related but funny
Nahhhh
Hehe
Schrodinger cat:
“Please let me out”
A photon checks into a hotel
The hotel clerk- may I help you with your luggage sir.
The photon - “no thanks. I am carrying light
Why is it pointless to divide by zero or infinity?
You can't differentiate between the two.
Hm...
Someone explain
@@fmjjjjn7510 Which part, the differentiation?
@@tryAGAIN87 yea
I’m still doing my physics degree ...so I come every year to watch this again only to know what they were talking about and I feel proud when I do 😂😂 feel like I am part of this world😆
Edit: it's my final semester guys time went so fast now I get them all I was laughing so hard🤣
gz bro keep workin
simon has an aesthetically pleasing mustache
He looks like Mr. Beast, but with a moustache
@@masterwoeful9470 he looks like Mr beast and mario
driver: Hi engine!
engine: Turn on the car... then ill torque.
A neutron walks into the bar and asks "How much for a drink?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Anyone: S-
Kelly: **dies of laughter**
K Ima try my hand at making up bad comedy
Higgs walked into a bar depressed, the bartender asked what's wrong, he replied that interacting with people in the field weighed on him...
...Ima stop...
I'm gonna steal that one XD
That was funny
One day, Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing Hide and Seek. It was Einstein's turn. Pascal went to hide somewhere but Newton drew a square of side 1m and stood on it. When Einstein caught him, Newton said "i am standing on 1m^2 i.e. Newton/m^2, so you caught Pascal, not me". Newton Rocks, Everyone Shocks!
Genius!
Bro i havent enough knowledge for that one
This cracked me up so bad.... I thoroughly enjoyed it .... Also I was actually studying Physics when I got the notifications
Darafshan Scarlet really glad to hear feedback like this! I’d like to make more of these funny videos.
Heisenberg drives his car way too fast so he gets stopepd by the police.
Officer: Do you know how fast you were driving?
heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.
The bartender says. We don't serve your kind in here, you'll have to leave.
A time traveler walks into the bar
I thought the Transformers punchline was going to be "It was a step down/up"
Hilaribad same lol or something to do with genuine transformers lol
haha this would've been good also
The difficulty in this game is if you don't laugh they'll question your intelligence.
I might not be a physics student, but even as an economics student, i find this hilarious. Thanks for the laughs guys, and girl. :D
The on and off awkwardness , I love it. Can't be STEM without it
I'm not even a Physics major, but I laughed at all these jokes 🤣
Well it feels good to see Friedrich Neitzche finally happy.
The Taylor series joke was gold
What is Schrodinger's cat's favorite theory??
The string theory
@Hasti Thakkar cats like to play with strings
What is schroedingers cats favorite book quote?
"To be, or not to be, that is here the question"
That’s just like one joke in the video, and it’s pretty bad.
@@alexandramuller9055 lol
That's better!
In the world full of stress and strain
Be my young's Modulus
Saw this on tiktok: what’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes?
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Chemistry jokes are periodically funny while physics jokes have more potential 😂😂 (sorry for my lame ass sense of humor)
I would have laughed in every joke to let them think I know physics
😂😅
Quantum ducks quark quark oh man dat hertz me :( lol
Who's the worst mathematician to watch series with?
Leonhard Speuler
That one got me!
You interact weak with the broson
A mathematician had a problem, but a but physicist found a solution.
The mathematician said no it, it was too complex
Guy 1: what did you learn about energy last lesson?
Guy 2: Oh nothing. We just got some work done
One hydrogen atom said to the other “I lost an electron”
The other one replied “are you sure”
The first one said “I’m positive”
That girl has a mad crush on Andrew. Every time she laughed she looked at him with bright eyes.
Red Shirt guys and mustache guys jokes were hilarious
The bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve Tachyons."
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A Tachyon walks into a bar.
Funny
I have watched this video over 5 times since it was released and I still find it funny and entertaining :)
physics major who barely passed class: what are they talking about?
Why was Einstein asked to become the leader of Israel?
He understood the gravity of the situation.
I physicist walks into a bar. The punchline of this joke is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Watching this instead of studying for my physics test tmrw
I bet they too are in peer pressure when they dont get it
The engine-ear just made me facepalm...
I had searched for physics’ gold but found a physics’platinum 192
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar...
And doesn't.
"Once you go black you never come back"
Was the best one
SO IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT DUDE LOOKING LIKE A BRITISH VERSION OF MR BEAST????
Einstein comes into a bar at 90% of the speed of light, and the bartender says “Why do blue?” 🥁🛎️