They're Doing WHAT With The Dogs?! - Elder Scrolls Detective

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  • @yuckybummcswag7446
    @yuckybummcswag7446 5 років тому +450

    “You come into MY HOUSE
    And disrespect MY GRILLED LEEKS”

    • @skimpadimp6373
      @skimpadimp6373 4 роки тому +7

      You get the Chinese treatment

    • @smuledude5054
      @smuledude5054 4 роки тому +4

      F@#$ yo LEEKS LIZARD!!!

    • @Chrysaetos11
      @Chrysaetos11 4 роки тому +4

      THIS IS FALDAR'S TOOTH

    • @tristencox5914
      @tristencox5914 3 роки тому +4

      You come into MY HOUSE
      Disrespect MY DOG

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah 3 роки тому +3

      Fun fact you can’t cook your own grilled leeks in Skyrim

  • @FudgeMuppet
    @FudgeMuppet 7 років тому +1610

    It's a dog eat dog world m8

    • @FudgeMuppet
      @FudgeMuppet 7 років тому +70

      Sheait edgyy

    • @comradecallum6745
      @comradecallum6745 7 років тому +21

      Did you hear about the fight in the fish shop? The chef battered the fish

    • @fantasyconnect
      @fantasyconnect 7 років тому +8

      Guards have thighs bruh, THICC

    • @liamhill6487
      @liamhill6487 7 років тому +3

      FudgeMuppet WHERE IS FALLOUT 4 BUILDS WHERRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +4

      FudgeMuppet That ain't cool, dog... xD
      I'm sorry... >.< xD

  • @ConnorRunda
    @ConnorRunda 7 років тому +835

    Reminder that the Potion of the Warrior fortifies one-handed ... and a stamina potion .... in the bathroom. To quote Oblivion, "You figure out the rest."

    • @yaboi2547
      @yaboi2547 7 років тому +11

      Lellerz weeb

    • @semiruu
      @semiruu 7 років тому +115

      I expected there to be a potion of "the true shot" tbh

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 6 років тому +4

      SEMIRU seen that elsewhere, don’t remember where though.

    • @skimpadimp6373
      @skimpadimp6373 4 роки тому +48

      Lusty argonian maid too

    • @smuledude5054
      @smuledude5054 4 роки тому +14

      wise man once said
      oooooh mmmyyyyyy
      "side note if you read it in his voice .... respect"

  • @zilean4324
    @zilean4324 7 років тому +864

    "To be housed, fed and watered"
    Gotta water the wolves

    • @wynterfoxx2517
      @wynterfoxx2517 7 років тому +4

      Zilean432 And the Dark Elves.

    • @26adex
      @26adex 7 років тому +4

      and stoned

    • @internetduck1520
      @internetduck1520 7 років тому +41

      o shit my wolf dried up

    • @wubking5605
      @wubking5605 7 років тому +4

      right when i read the comment zilean432 he just said that

    • @thatsillegal3745
      @thatsillegal3745 7 років тому +22

      In order for your wolves to thrive in the chilly winter season, you must water them adequately. If you manage to keep your wolves properly hydrated, you are sure to have a very bountiful wolf harvest come spring

  • @mountandblade77
    @mountandblade77 7 років тому +307

    let's be honest. we all know the devs had a field day with that toilette room pffft. they were probably laughing for days

    • @Thanathos1991
      @Thanathos1991 3 роки тому +17

      There are quite a few of these "Toilet-Buckets" in Hideouts all over Skyrim. ;)

  • @lunavarion
    @lunavarion 7 років тому +96

    I need to pay more attention to the stories told through the environment in Bethesda games. I all too often just rush in, kill enemies, loot, then leave. Perhaps it would be better to explore slowly and more consciously as I go. At least I paid attention enough while exploring this place recently to get the gist of what was happening. Still missed a lot, though.

    • @Camelworks
      @Camelworks  7 років тому +43

      If there is one thing Bethesda Games Studios does better than anyone else, it's environmental storytelling :)

    • @lunavarion
      @lunavarion 7 років тому +3

      Camelworks There was at least one channel dedicated to the environment-based stories told in the Fallout series. The creator seems to have quit some months ago, though.

    • @torpid2906
      @torpid2906 7 років тому

      Lunavarion What was it called?

    • @jeremyvanhorn2645
      @jeremyvanhorn2645 3 роки тому +1

      @@Camelworks makes up for the bugs...erm *coughs* “features”

  • @phalamy9180
    @phalamy9180 7 років тому +859

    Huh. Good.
    I was worried this would turn to beastiality

    • @TheDarkblue57
      @TheDarkblue57 7 років тому +105

      Bloode Eye
      *Laughs in Hircine*

    • @jmell458
      @jmell458 7 років тому +98

      Do you happen to know what the fine in Cyrodiil is for necrophillia? Just asking...

    • @orion2724
      @orion2724 7 років тому +38

      Bloode Eye SAME, I was like " I thought skyrim couldn't get any worse, oh look an elder scrolls detective vid-SHIT"

    • @maverickcrow6252
      @maverickcrow6252 7 років тому +18

      glad and sad i'm not the only one who assumed that XD

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +7

      Bloode Eye OMG SAME! And here I thought I was the only one.

  • @Gguyrules
    @Gguyrules 6 років тому +125

    When i first discovered the pit fighting ring, i was really intrigued, but something tells me that the bandits didn't even know they were eating dog, seems like the cook just harvested the dead corpses and passed them off as venison.

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 2 роки тому +1

      I've only had venison once
      But surely you'd be able to tell the difference between it and dog meat?

    • @Evarakeus
      @Evarakeus 2 роки тому +6

      @@c.o7993 I imagine that depends on what dog tastes like

    • @samainord
      @samainord Рік тому

      @C B seems kinda good

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Рік тому +1

      ​@@c.o7993 Remember that Venison doesn't refer to simply one type of meat but a whole range of games, so it's be really easy to pass it off as some type of meat people are unfamiliar with

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 Рік тому

      @@sephikong8323 while that does sound logical, isn't game basically just deer and deer-like animals? it's not like a bear is considered game just because it's a wild animal.

  • @juliandezeeuw4404
    @juliandezeeuw4404 7 років тому +102

    Finally someone looks at those screams in the Rift, they've been creeping me out for years.

  • @Saber501
    @Saber501 7 років тому +197

    Huh. I was thinking this about the dogs in Markarth being fed spiced human meat.
    Excellent video though.

    • @unslaadkrosis9435
      @unslaadkrosis9435 7 років тому +23

      「Saber」 Human meat is fine but spice?? Animal cruelty

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 Рік тому

      Human meat is fine, but these doggos haven’t done anything! /s

    • @Marvinuser
      @Marvinuser Рік тому +1

      ever heard the phrase spoken: come taste our.. delicious.... long-pork xD

    • @Marvinuser
      @Marvinuser Рік тому

      there are cannibals in skyrim after all ;)

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 3 місяці тому

      I beg your excuse?

  • @GCJACK83
    @GCJACK83 7 років тому +71

    I would've loved it if someone made a mod that lets you adopt that trapped, non-aggressive wolf.

  • @AshbeeGaming
    @AshbeeGaming 7 років тому +550

    A Fudgemuppet and Camel upload...life is good

  • @Ralchire
    @Ralchire 7 років тому +12

    Also, the bandit chief at the beginning of the video says "So you're the one who's been killing my dogs." He has noticed that some of his dogs have gone missing and blames the player for the disappearances, not knowing that the perpetrator was under his very nose the whole time.

  • @HiggleyArmstrong
    @HiggleyArmstrong 7 років тому +320

    Damn, I always have to keep a dictionary next to me when I watch camel's vids.

    • @galdramann2478
      @galdramann2478 7 років тому +22

      I don't and I'm German^^

    • @getjinxed2146
      @getjinxed2146 7 років тому +2

      Morgan Hartley same :D

    • @shiva_hardly_sarcastic
      @shiva_hardly_sarcastic 6 років тому +5

      Morgan Hartley but your social skills could be better, unfortunately there isnt a book you can consult for that....afaik

    • @madisonm.4535
      @madisonm.4535 6 років тому +4

      Why? Do you speak a different language? Complicated the Queen's English vocabulary? I'm just curious because I've never felt the need to. I'm a very curious person by nature.

    • @skimpadimp6373
      @skimpadimp6373 4 роки тому +1

      As an intellectual I don't need one

  • @HelixMaster12
    @HelixMaster12 7 років тому +93

    21:21 Looks like a suicide. Case closed.

  • @lindse5241
    @lindse5241 7 років тому +136

    Be honest, Camel. How much work did you put into that alliteration? :P

  • @drakengarfinkel3133
    @drakengarfinkel3133 7 років тому +91

    Do a video on the true identity of the Khajiit Fur Trader.

  • @Camelworks
    @Camelworks  7 років тому +219

    Show your support for puppies by following me on Twitter - twitter.com/Camelworks
    1 follow = 1 puppy prayer

    • @dietznutz843
      @dietznutz843 7 років тому +3

      Camelworks nice work on the video

    • @razzledazzle9751
      @razzledazzle9751 7 років тому +2

      Man I LOVE your alliteration in your videos, it just adds so much to them.

    • @davidconnelly7029
      @davidconnelly7029 7 років тому

      Camelworks already following you lols

    • @hassfar8967
      @hassfar8967 7 років тому +2

      Camelworks hey camel well you do an elder scrolls detective on the dragonborn that he is a aspect of shore possibly ?, good video too.

    • @arethmaran1279
      @arethmaran1279 7 років тому

      Are you a Warhammer fan, Camel? At 21:10 you said Skaven rather than Skeevers. Not saying I don't appreciate a good nod to the Rat-men of the Old World. ;)

  • @vulturecat3378
    @vulturecat3378 7 років тому +59

    I have a request. There are three snake symbols in the throne room of Vokun (High Gate Ruins). These symbols make one think that nearby would be some sort of puzzle, but there is none to be found. Could you investigate and speculate what you think these snakes are there for?

    • @xyAKMxy
      @xyAKMxy 7 років тому +62

      VultureCat337
      It has been speculated that these symbols open up a walled-in puzzle gate that leads to a plane of Oblivion that was meant to be in the game but was cut off because of time limitations. There was supposed to be a quest involving an angry Redguard attempting to enter this Oblivion gate with no success, despite the snakes being right above the gate to that plane of Oblivion.
      Quest was called "Snakes on a plane".
      Yeah I was lying, I just wanted to make a shitty joke. Sorry.

    • @Abnarly
      @Abnarly 7 років тому +13

      Illyrian Pirate I'm tired of these mothertruckin jokes on this mothertruckin video

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 роки тому +2

      C U T C O N T E N T

  • @SunCrabJr
    @SunCrabJr 4 роки тому +7

    If you go through the Companion’s quest line, then you will be taken to this place. Some of the things are different and make a little bit more sense. The bandits are also accompanied by the silver hand members. The silver hand who hate werewolves. There is a werewolf locked in one of the cages instead of a regular wolf. The human remains could be a werewolf that was captured by the silver hand and taken there. By some cause, the werewolf dies and turns into its human form. This would leave human remains. Food for thought!

  • @Valenspire
    @Valenspire 7 років тому +306

    I'm not a big fan of dogs but I don't think I would eat them even if they tasted great. I'd rather take the grilled leeks.

    • @Jooju413
      @Jooju413 7 років тому +22

      DayCraftMC But what about the ChEeSe?

    • @Valenspire
      @Valenspire 7 років тому +15

      I'd take that too but I would bring even more with me, CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 7 років тому +5

      i have eaten dogs and it tastes like....well dogmeat

    • @calebreynolds9183
      @calebreynolds9183 7 років тому +1

      P O no, it’s a dog fighting ring. Not a dog eating ring- who would pay to watch a dog literally eat another dog?
      Use your brain, children.

    • @calebreynolds9183
      @calebreynolds9183 7 років тому +6

      P O no fucking shit, but they aren’t EATING each other. That is a horrible way of trying to fight. Their teeth are their biological weapons you nitwit. A dog biting you does not make it a man eater but if it kills you and eats your corpse then yes, you are.
      Now the caged wolves and dogs are being fed dog, but that’s because the dogs died anyway so waste not want not. It’s cheaper that way.
      Do you think real life dogs use guns or something when they fight each other? Come on now.

  • @ShinyPie
    @ShinyPie 6 років тому +24

    camel's voice is such asmr when he goes low oml

  • @ShaiDaan
    @ShaiDaan 6 років тому +10

    21:09 best sentence ever. "..only to be eaten by Skaven". smiled at that(with good intention :) )

  • @codussigma
    @codussigma 7 років тому +80

    3:33 hmmm, dont remember guard uniforms showing THAT much thigh......

    • @torpid2906
      @torpid2906 7 років тому +11

      Gotta love mods

    • @GorNaKat
      @GorNaKat 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, most interesting... Must cunduct further research.

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 4 роки тому +2

      wtf camel

    • @plaidpvcpipe3792
      @plaidpvcpipe3792 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, camel's mods are a bit dumb.

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 4 роки тому +5

      @@plaidpvcpipe3792 camel mentality: omg woman seksy clothing pp is big now ooo ooo aaa

  • @AtenSol12
    @AtenSol12 6 років тому +29

    "But we have an arsenal of WWE moves."
    Awesome. Simply great.

  • @kronosgranite_5555
    @kronosgranite_5555 5 років тому +27

    “For some reason unbeknownst to me there is a bucket burning alive in the center of the coals. It’s enough to make someone go...pail” YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *puts on sunglasses* 😎

  • @tiberionjraxiosn9493
    @tiberionjraxiosn9493 7 років тому +10

    before discovering the pit, i already knew what was happening.
    but what boggles me is the fact that there is a dedicated pit for canine fights.
    I don't see other pits in other dungeons, so... yeah.

  • @ashleylucas6627
    @ashleylucas6627 7 років тому +44

    I always thought that the caged lone wolf was for that one animal fighting ring cave in the Rift. But i never went in the place your showing i like this theory as well.

  • @godzillagaming5621
    @godzillagaming5621 6 років тому +7

    I love your videos like this. As a 3D modeller I always try to think of how you could tell a story through set pieces

  • @Finl4yh
    @Finl4yh 7 років тому +71

    Dat thumbnail though

  • @unbreakablelag
    @unbreakablelag 4 роки тому +4

    When I was doing the companion storyline, this was one of the places the silver hand would hold up. This kind of implies that they would force werebeasts to fight, skin them, and eat them. The silver hand eats were wolves...

  • @Thanathos1991
    @Thanathos1991 3 роки тому +15

    With the narrative in this video I can't help but imagine a weird Dragonborn named "Camel" sneaking around the place and narrating everything he sees, while the bandits are just like "Let's ignore him. Mabe he will just leave......." XD

  • @joheyjonsson2825
    @joheyjonsson2825 5 років тому +3

    Two things I haven't been able to figure out in Skyrim are 1. What are the connections between the Volkihar vampires and the Mythic Dawn? (Mythic Dawn banner can be found in Harkon's room in Castle Volkihar), and 2. Who built the temple in the Sightless Pit and why?

    • @ghostking6700
      @ghostking6700 Рік тому +1

      The Volkihar serve Molag Bal and the Mythic Dawn serves Mehrunes Dagon. Molar Bal and Mehrunes Dagon are sworn enemies, so maybe the Mythic Dawn banner in Castle Volkihar is just a trophy like some of the other things around the castle

  • @theoutsiders8387
    @theoutsiders8387 7 років тому +50

    Keep up the awesome work dude

  • @radical8329
    @radical8329 7 років тому +5

    Thank you so much camel I love getting invested in these videos this series is by far my favorite thing to watch on UA-cam right now

  • @lightrialighshar557
    @lightrialighshar557 7 років тому +93

    NO, NOT THE DOGS!!!

    • @nightmaredragoness793
      @nightmaredragoness793 6 років тому +8

      Dog eating? Get my Daedric sword out because bitch. you don't do that to the pups because if you do all hell will break loose and your blood will be spilled. 💀

  • @titusmede5295
    @titusmede5295 7 років тому +26

    Two camel vids within 4 hours? How can I contain myself?

  • @SeventhListener
    @SeventhListener 5 років тому +2

    I never knew Faldar's Tooth had this much to explore. I only saw the surface area and never bothered to go deeper. Thanks!

  • @KalaamNozalys
    @KalaamNozalys 7 років тому +41

    Damn I love the Rift's forest, too bad you can't build a house there.

    • @TheFilipe158
      @TheFilipe158 7 років тому +2

      Kalaam Nozalys same looks so gorgeous and I love the warm colours theme

    • @lisahotlips100
      @lisahotlips100 6 років тому

      Get on it skyrim!

    • @gabriel-jj2ej
      @gabriel-jj2ej 6 років тому +4

      Maybe there is a mod

  • @xaldynnemo47
    @xaldynnemo47 4 роки тому +3

    Ah yes, Faldor's Tooth--aka the place that's absolutely mandatory to go on a rampage in if you're a werewolf. Karmic justice at its finest.

  • @ryklatortuga4146
    @ryklatortuga4146 7 років тому +10

    Looks like the Bandits ate all the Dog Eggs...

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 7 років тому +75

    Camelworks and Fudgemuppet uploading at the same time? I smell conspiracy.

  • @ReveredWizardBob
    @ReveredWizardBob 6 років тому +5

    "But little does he know we have an arsenal of WWE moves." XD

  • @deadgum11
    @deadgum11 7 років тому +9

    Little does he know we have an arsenal of WWE moves....lol superb.

  • @misterbplays
    @misterbplays 7 років тому +3

    Love watching your Detective Video's, it adds life to a world, that most don't take the time to investigate.

  • @KrystalcKobra769
    @KrystalcKobra769 7 років тому +1

    Anyone else absolutely ADORE the backround music for these detective series vids?

  • @Bonekraka
    @Bonekraka 6 років тому +3

    Puns puns puns till my ears bleed ah that's a homely feel, love the consistency good vid buddy

  • @__KXNG__
    @__KXNG__ 7 років тому +10

    When He start talking bout the toilet thing I was LIKE TMI BRUH MOVE ON NEXT ROOM PLZ LIKE DAMN

    • @bryanr1400
      @bryanr1400 5 років тому

      Elena Michaels I was dying from laughter but he did spend a little too much time on the toilets 🚽

  • @VM-hl8ms
    @VM-hl8ms 7 років тому +15

    they are using pages from these books to wipe their arses.

  • @jrasealexander5480
    @jrasealexander5480 7 років тому

    I already assumed as mech coming to Faldar's tooth, howerever I never encountered the caged dog in the rift. Good job bringing it all together. I still watched the whole video and love what you do. The citizens of Skyrim deserve such a dedicated detective! Keep it up Camel!

  • @voidlayern9368
    @voidlayern9368 6 років тому +8

    3:37 What is that armor mod? I'd like to know For Academic Purposes.

  • @PotatoClub
    @PotatoClub 7 років тому +1

    everytime I think I know everything about Elder Scrolls, there comes a new Elder Scrolls Detective proving me wrong. Keep up the good work!
    I really enjoy your content. :)

  • @skaidan5213
    @skaidan5213 7 років тому +5

    Hey Camel, I really thought you were going to include Cragslane Cavern in the video. It also has a fighting pit for wolves, and cages for them both outside and inside. Skooma service and betting seems to be part of the normal life in that cave. Also, it's somewhat near Riften. Here is a link in case you want to check it out: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Cragslane_Cavern
    This videos are my favourite, by the way. You put so much effort into them and everything comes together as a solid story in the end, which is fascinating!

  • @spaceforbrains
    @spaceforbrains 7 років тому +1

    My jaw dropped only 5 minutes in with all that alliteration!! Excellent job, yet again :)

  • @agingerbeard
    @agingerbeard 7 років тому +4

    Absolutely astounding alliteration acknowledged appreciatively.

  • @paulbornman7191
    @paulbornman7191 6 років тому +2

    Man I didn’t know there was more to this fortress. Ow I’m going to do it all over again.

  • @robertloach3539
    @robertloach3539 7 років тому +7

    Best series ever, keep it up!

  • @DragonSlicer
    @DragonSlicer 7 років тому +2

    8:42 I want to know the origins to that bucket!, It's no ordinary bucket, it's an enchanting bucket.

  • @enclave315
    @enclave315 7 років тому +3

    15:12 I really like that quote

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 4 роки тому +2

    5:13 I don't remember elven armor being so revealing!

  • @Kalgert
    @Kalgert 7 років тому +7

    Honestly, I wouldn't be happy with leeks either. I would enjoy ordering up some peas and carrots, possibly a helping of cabbage as well. Those are better veggies.

    • @pedigreeann
      @pedigreeann 5 років тому

      Leeks are supreme! Too bad one can't get really good leaks in the States.

    • @Sysipha
      @Sysipha 5 років тому

      Don't say that to a Welshman (or woman)!

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 4 роки тому +1

      Tru, leeks are gross. Then again, so is cabbage.

  • @LungsOutJem
    @LungsOutJem 7 років тому +1

    Unlocks master door.
    Nothing but troll skull inside.
    "Damn! Trolled again."

  • @XochiCh
    @XochiCh 7 років тому +3

    Wait, Skaven? Are my ears working correctly? :o

  • @mikoto7693
    @mikoto7693 7 років тому +1

    Another excellent video in the detective series Camel. I only discovered them recently but they're a lot of fun to watch.

  • @Enzo43572
    @Enzo43572 7 років тому +11

    Interesting video, with an excellent writing as always. But one thing broke my immersion : women's clothing. You're using a mod that make them very sexy, I agree, but which is not very lore-friendly !

  • @curvingfyre6810
    @curvingfyre6810 7 років тому +2

    it took me WAY too long to realize that i havent found this place yet.

  • @juju-lr7fq
    @juju-lr7fq 7 років тому +13

    I love your wordplay

  • @VossMarionette
    @VossMarionette 5 років тому +2

    Another layer of insanity is added if the silverhand end up controlling this dungeon lol

  • @supercool1312
    @supercool1312 7 років тому +4

    in that place i found a wolf dead outside a cage and a bandit in it XD

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 7 років тому

      sonicj Polygon
      The situation _does_ afford itself to the killing of unruly animals and/or bestiality (be it from desperation, drunkenness, a bet, or indulging a fetish).

  • @therakdoscarnarum1380
    @therakdoscarnarum1380 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder how Clavicus Vile would feel about this bandit establishment.

  • @Exarathas
    @Exarathas 7 років тому +4

    "They catch the dogs to make them fight and they eat them." This video could have been 10 seconds long... jk, great video.

  • @carljones4179
    @carljones4179 3 роки тому

    3:09
    "Wolves don't make good eating"
    Nice foreshadowing Camel

  • @dietznutz843
    @dietznutz843 7 років тому +224

    1 like = 1 prayer for the dead dogs

    • @hdh7365
      @hdh7365 7 років тому +2

      Lime Time but god is fiction

    • @dietznutz843
      @dietznutz843 7 років тому +1

      cunty dickson haven't you Seen black Jesus

    • @damienjurd1182
      @damienjurd1182 7 років тому +1

      we gather here to day or night to mourn the loss of dog dog was a good dog amen

    • @hdh7365
      @hdh7365 7 років тому

      Lime Time there is no god summer, you gotta rip that bandage of now you'll thank me latter

    • @hdh7365
      @hdh7365 7 років тому +1

      Lime Time the family guy short yeah I have but rick sanchez wins the meme war

  • @ZilBear
    @ZilBear 5 років тому +2

    Love the poetic wording followed by an aweful pun.

  • @l1wolf14av
    @l1wolf14av 7 років тому +7

    What is your mod for your wolf skin?

    • @jmell458
      @jmell458 7 років тому +4

      Skyrim Graphic Overhaul :)

    • @l1wolf14av
      @l1wolf14av 7 років тому +1

      J Mell thank you very much sir

    • @ShredGod7404
      @ShredGod7404 6 років тому

      Thanks dude i was wondering what mod he uses

  • @tysonperks9534
    @tysonperks9534 7 років тому +2

    I love the detective series I wish there was like 100 so I could watch them for days

  • @williamkenney6336
    @williamkenney6336 3 роки тому +4

    What the dog doin

  • @BunhieKleever
    @BunhieKleever 7 років тому +1

    "Well, isn't it a geographical oddity, two week from everywhere!"
    - Everette

  • @mattaffenit9898
    @mattaffenit9898 7 років тому +3

    As much as I want to be a patron... broke college student, so... yeah. I can leave a like, though.

  • @morwenvogelstein4049
    @morwenvogelstein4049 4 роки тому

    22:02 "here we can find the switch that can be fondled and flicked, like so many of us. opening it's gate and allowing us to enter, further penetrating the private passageways of a half drowned crypt"

  • @damienjurd1182
    @damienjurd1182 7 років тому +139

    I see the title and think about Chinese people eating dogs

    • @maverickcrow6252
      @maverickcrow6252 7 років тому +13

      Jarl Igmund eats his dogs

    • @theuniguy1841
      @theuniguy1841 7 років тому +12

      我的眼睛被迷住了,所以我看不到

    • @vnrnrn7113
      @vnrnrn7113 7 років тому +8

      This is why I voted for Trump, China is a piece of fucking shit that needs to go burn in hell

    • @speccysquaregolike9629
      @speccysquaregolike9629 7 років тому +6

      Damien Jurd In America, dogs are K-9, in China, they are E-10.

    • @AutistikWaldo
      @AutistikWaldo 7 років тому

      Damien Jurd Vietnamese not Chinese

  • @enriquefuentebella2146
    @enriquefuentebella2146 7 років тому +2

    Dog meat your favorite companion, things took a dark and funny turn from there.

  • @CreativeUsernameEh
    @CreativeUsernameEh 7 років тому +66

    meat is meat, so long as its not human its all good in skyrim

    • @idksomethingedgy2265
      @idksomethingedgy2265 7 років тому +25

      CreativeUsernameEh human's fine

    • @pattmcruss4604
      @pattmcruss4604 7 років тому +14

      CreativeUsernameEh nup. Human meats good too. I mean, not legally, but you know all the cool jarls do it

    • @BunhieKleever
      @BunhieKleever 7 років тому +2

      Unless you're Falmer or a Varmina cultist.....

    • @not677
      @not677 7 років тому +2

      Advopar ik right maby i want the disorder that breaks down your muscle tissue and brain tissue that comes with eating human meat

    • @timvanloon100
      @timvanloon100 7 років тому

      I Always thought it was strange that eating human flesh is harmfull to Khajit and Argonians aswell seeing as they are a different species.

  • @rf-cattleprod6207
    @rf-cattleprod6207 7 років тому +1

    I never knew the part about the cook feeding dog to the patrons. It makes me feel all the better about the time I was a werewolf that raided the place and killed everyone.

    • @unknownbyself
      @unknownbyself 2 роки тому

      They were eating canines, only to become food for one. Poetic.

  • @renegadeskunk6407
    @renegadeskunk6407 7 років тому +5

    Boi yo videos awesome

  • @qeebngm9892
    @qeebngm9892 7 років тому +1

    That doggo in the thumb nail looks exactly like my dog but when he was a puppy!

  • @freakyskull516
    @freakyskull516 7 років тому +3

    wolf leek stew sounds pretty good. . .

    • @pedigreeann
      @pedigreeann 5 років тому

      Try the Hunterborn mod. Many interesting wolf recipes; I like wolf with snowberries.

  • @Dragodilian
    @Dragodilian 7 років тому +1

    I figure, if I were one of those bandits, and I was already depraved enough to pick up wolves and turn them into fighting dogs, I might as well eat the dead ones. Might as well complete the circle of doggy depravity. Besides, if I don't eat the dog, then something else will. The Skeever are next. The disease is what gives them that extra zing.

  • @hyperwatch721
    @hyperwatch721 7 років тому +8

    Are you going to do a Fallout 3 detective series? I feel like there is a lot things you can speculate there...

  • @eliasgonzalez1372
    @eliasgonzalez1372 4 роки тому +1

    Mr. Wick: I have a contract for you...

  • @jamesperales2167
    @jamesperales2167 7 років тому +16

    Odd enough, I was thinking this going to be about beastiality, however you may say it, chiddy chiddy bang bang with wolves. ;)

    • @kylemarsh66
      @kylemarsh66 7 років тому

      James Perales chitty chitty bang bang

    • @jamesperales2167
      @jamesperales2167 7 років тому

      theprocrastinatingclonetrooper same schiße ;)

  • @khepely4293
    @khepely4293 7 років тому +1

    Before watching the video, I thought it would be about the dog trainer in Markarth.

  • @cristiano5606
    @cristiano5606 7 років тому +7

    16:24 Censored hentai

  • @fernan2342
    @fernan2342 7 років тому +1

    Hard to take the video serious when Riften guards are almost naked

  • @potatopriorites5652
    @potatopriorites5652 7 років тому +6

    I would prefer to know if I was fed dogs.
    I'd ask for seconds. Or eleventhsies

  • @rueagonvyceratops2879
    @rueagonvyceratops2879 7 років тому +3

    if your the crater of the dragons of sky rim , there needs to be a adult version , of sky rim , with the dragons looking real , including sheath from the males and cloga from the female dragons. And the dragon killing needs to stop . because dragon's make great beast for fighting the evil. there more alies , than enemy.

    • @georgesimonis4810
      @georgesimonis4810 7 років тому +2

      What the fuck are you trying to say?

    • @rueagonvyceratops2879
      @rueagonvyceratops2879 7 років тому +1

      what the FUCK i'm trying to say , is . there is tomanny fucking pg fucking games. and fucking not enough adult game with sex and adult related fucking shit. That's WHAT THE FUCK I'M TRYING TO SAY!!!!!

    • @rueagonvyceratops2879
      @rueagonvyceratops2879 7 років тому +1

      trying to fuck with me , it's not working , because i don stand down from anyone.

    • @rueagonvyceratops2879
      @rueagonvyceratops2879 7 років тому

      Oh and by the way grammar troll, your words of my English, is just a thought of that risen sized brain in your head that triggers you to be the grammar FUCKING POLICE. so good luck with that 3 year mind of yours, when your worried about what i say in comments on UA-cam.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 7 років тому

      Rueagon Vyceratops
      You realize there are mods for that, right?

  • @nathanpierce2541
    @nathanpierce2541 6 років тому +1

    I love that I had to fight the silver hand at faldar's tooth

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I fought the Silver Hand at Faldar’s Tooth as well. Ran through there as a werewolf and ate everybody. I figured the dogs/wolves were being experimented on by the Silver Hand, looking for a way to make fighting werewolves easier.

  • @ctroost4324
    @ctroost4324 7 років тому +10

    *China intensifies*

  • @theyawningari
    @theyawningari 4 роки тому +1

    “This is dog meat your favourite companion” you made me laugh too much

  • @nyarlathotep9178
    @nyarlathotep9178 7 років тому +26

    Who is here before a thousand views?