Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 8 місяців тому +441

    "It *sounds* like something....THAT I WOULD SAY" the single best delivery on a joke I've ever heard.

    • @Mia-qt4th
      @Mia-qt4th 8 місяців тому +16

      He's brilliant

    • @BLUEPELICAN234
      @BLUEPELICAN234 7 місяців тому +11

      My favorite part I laugh so hard everytime

    • @mountaingod9907
      @mountaingod9907 Місяць тому

      I saw through a lot of the bullshit propaganda during this past election season using this logic.

    • @dunetiger
      @dunetiger 11 днів тому +2

      Master of that pause. "They would find... some bloody gloves.... AT OUR HOUSE!"

  • @no-name4u
    @no-name4u 5 років тому +9798

    I don’t wanna hear one damn apology from chapelle for this special. Pure brilliance.

    • @zannahhannaz6857
      @zannahhannaz6857 5 років тому +477

      Dave won’t apologize cause he doesn’t give a shit! Love this guy!!

    • @DubG9
      @DubG9 5 років тому +257

      He wouldn't dare. He said what he said on purpose.

    • @Winnyfruits
      @Winnyfruits 5 років тому +159

      He doesn't apologize! Lol

    • @LC-uz6em
      @LC-uz6em 5 років тому +97

      I agree the special was brilliant

    • @TRivera13
      @TRivera13 5 років тому +74

      @@zannahhannaz6857 And now that NetFlix has giving him F-U money, hell no he ain't sorry.

  • @ussliberty109
    @ussliberty109 4 роки тому +10583

    The most unbelievable part of Juicy's story was that two MAGA hat wearing, rope carrying, white dudes watched Empire and recognized him in the dark.

    • @WillAnderson3rd
      @WillAnderson3rd 4 роки тому +1405

      In Chicago

    • @inalavalamp
      @inalavalamp 4 роки тому +1187

      @@WillAnderson3rd In the dead of winter

    • @jandavis5403
      @jandavis5403 4 роки тому +929

      Who carries bleach at 2am ?

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +539

      And yet some people still believe it
      SMH

    • @vivisect53
      @vivisect53 4 роки тому +503

      I live in Chicago and have honestly never actually seen a Maga hat in person. Just between that part and the neighborhood he was in, that was enough to know it was bullshit when it was on the news a few hours after it didn't happen.

  • @AlexPressure777
    @AlexPressure777 Рік тому +474

    "Its sounds like something i would say" -Dave Chappelle 😂🤣 ROFL

  • @Brojeejaksonflaxinwaxin
    @Brojeejaksonflaxinwaxin 3 роки тому +7372

    Coming back to watch now that the trial's started. Aged like fine wine

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 3 роки тому +77

      Oh absolutely. 😂🤣👍

    • @louchat333
      @louchat333 3 роки тому +71

      Me too. The first thing I thought of when the trial started.

    • @shershan254
      @shershan254 3 роки тому +26

      Same 😂❤🇯🇲

    • @shira_yone
      @shira_yone 3 роки тому +20

      me as well

    • @leemoney3203
      @leemoney3203 3 роки тому +15

      Indeed 😂😂

  • @michaelelliott2194
    @michaelelliott2194 3 роки тому +3110

    "It sounds like something...that I would say!" fucking kills me every time. One of my all time fav Dave bits.

    • @glennarcher6
      @glennarcher6 3 роки тому +58

      His delivery of that line is classic Dave
      He didn't have that kind of delivery in 'the closer'

    • @chrishernandez3473
      @chrishernandez3473 3 роки тому +27

      Seriously, I watch it about once a month. Classic

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 роки тому +20

      It's truly a jarring line
      I laughed hard first time i heard it 🤣 💀 😂 legendary 😂 🤣 💀 😆 🙌

    • @ocan1033
      @ocan1033 3 роки тому +28

      Best line in the whole thing. Defiantly Dave Chappelle.

    • @xihuantiyu
      @xihuantiyu 3 роки тому +21

      That line is gold

  • @GeeksOasis
    @GeeksOasis 5 років тому +9096

    After finding out this got a 0% on rotten tomatos, I instantly went on Netflix and watched it. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

    • @OlderG0ds
      @OlderG0ds 5 років тому +889

      If Sjw hate it you know it’s good shit

    • @nebelungcat6117
      @nebelungcat6117 5 років тому +592

      Rotten Tomatoes is truly rotten.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma 5 років тому +132

      Although, it's only based on 5 reviews. I thought this was very funny.

    • @KevinRoehler
      @KevinRoehler 5 років тому +11

      You need to get out more

    • @KevinRoehler
      @KevinRoehler 5 років тому +12

      @@OlderG0ds what if Dave sold out and these jokes are to trick people you into thinking he's not a sellout. Dave sucks now.

  • @MansuribnZachariah
    @MansuribnZachariah 11 місяців тому +100

    “ Sandwiches “ 😂😂😂😂 The man said “Sandwiches “ and had the audience rolling. Goat ‼️

  • @mikeymodrau2478
    @mikeymodrau2478 5 років тому +10806

    "If you were racist and homophobic you wouldnt even be watching empire"
    Dave Chappelle facts!! So true 😂😂

    • @barbee0715
      @barbee0715 5 років тому +225

      haha-that was funny. That's actually what I was thinking when I first caught this on the news.

    • @mikeymodrau2478
      @mikeymodrau2478 5 років тому +158

      I know right...! also anther good point dave uses is the noose. Who even owns rope anymore ?? 😂😂

    • @guydutoit61
      @guydutoit61 5 років тому +343

      “It’s not how white people talk...
      It sounds like something .. that I WOULD SAY” fuck I can’t stop laughing at this whole series

    • @ayejay8862
      @ayejay8862 5 років тому +30

      That actually is not true. Many homophobes are gay. And racists have always been entertained by black people. So much for that silly theory. Next....

    • @SpockvsEgon
      @SpockvsEgon 5 років тому +123

      @@ayejay8862the homophobes watch gay porn, not dramas.

  • @peacelove5873
    @peacelove5873 3 роки тому +25119

    The pinnacle of Jussie Smollet's career is being in a Dave Chappelle joke.

    • @MihzvolWuriar
      @MihzvolWuriar 3 роки тому +689

      There will be one day, people will be laughing about this asking "Who TF is Juicy Smoliet?"

    • @drak3661
      @drak3661 3 роки тому +455

      Juicy Smooyay*

    • @Gurbeable
      @Gurbeable 3 роки тому +70

      Damnnnn that was good,LOL.

    • @wolfwang8464
      @wolfwang8464 3 роки тому +26

      @@drak3661 are you dumb? The way he is pronouncing it it’s “juicy smolliet”

    • @drak3661
      @drak3661 3 роки тому +63

      @@wolfwang8464 are you chinese🤣

  • @ethanmorgan3806
    @ethanmorgan3806 2 роки тому +6529

    “It SOUNDS like something…. That I would say” kills me every single time

    • @yazzzlet3549
      @yazzzlet3549 2 роки тому +122

      That part is my favourite because I see it more as something that he specifically would say not because he's black and it makes even funnier

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 2 роки тому +26

      Best part lmfao

    • @roadchordbeats3903
      @roadchordbeats3903 2 роки тому +81

      even the pause was funny damnit

    • @kellyb3540
      @kellyb3540 2 роки тому +44

      @Yazzzle T
      I like the very end the best.
      "Find out where Kanye West was last night."
      It was so unexpected!
      Absolutely brilliant!

    • @canefan17
      @canefan17 2 роки тому +3

      So good

  • @georgecoletraintv
    @georgecoletraintv 7 місяців тому +93

    The “It sounds like something that I would say” is one of his best delivered lines of his career. the timing and inflection is sooo good. it kills me everytime 😂

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 5 місяців тому +2

      VERY eloquently put, George...of all of the phenomenal lines in this 'bit' by DC, the "it sounds like something that I would say" is ALWAYS the part that also gets me the most!!
      PS. Edit due to my damn 'auto-correct'...!!

  • @Squiffy1025
    @Squiffy1025 3 роки тому +3713

    As a guy who lived in Chicago at the time, him being found guilty makes me feel good. He made everyone who lives in Chicago look like a bunch of assholes.

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 3 роки тому +18

      So proud of Chicago!

    • @jacknesty1691
      @jacknesty1691 3 роки тому +53

      Yeah Chicago has assholes but not anymore than its fair share. I was shocked at how nice people were.

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr 3 роки тому +28

      @@z0ee996 Y'all are though but the pizza is fire

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr 3 роки тому +10

      @Kumar Ankit i don't give a fuck its delicious

    • @MikeNaples
      @MikeNaples 3 роки тому +16

      I can say this. I have a newfound respect for Chicagoans and don't think those who live there look like bunch of a-holes. The people of Chicago prosecuted this fraudster and found him guilty.

  • @bigtymerebfan
    @bigtymerebfan 5 років тому +28198

    This joke is more famous than Jussie Smollet ever was or ever will be.

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 5 років тому +931

      You mean Juicy

    • @MutarFuqueer
      @MutarFuqueer 5 років тому +356

      LOL, damn Frenchman!

    • @Afrimusican
      @Afrimusican 5 років тому +61

      Faxx.

    • @adryanredbeard699
      @adryanredbeard699 5 років тому +56

      bigtymerebfan Yet everyone keeps talking about Juicy I think his plan worked 😁

    • @N3ZYorK
      @N3ZYorK 5 років тому +20

      Your 400th like for speaking the truthXD

  • @ABG8090
    @ABG8090 3 роки тому +4471

    This right here is a masterclass in storytelling, acting, writing, pacing, and truth telling. I have seen this clip more than 20 times and Im just in awe of his craft.

    • @fellowdanbarber3323
      @fellowdanbarber3323 3 роки тому +10

      Man, you don't talk like that. LOL

    • @ABG8090
      @ABG8090 3 роки тому +38

      @@fellowdanbarber3323 not sure what you mean. 🙃

    • @pleaseNthanx
      @pleaseNthanx 3 роки тому +4

      ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

    • @Notreallyme377
      @Notreallyme377 3 роки тому +2

      So true.

    • @ladyhawke7034
      @ladyhawke7034 3 роки тому +55

      I really never considered comedy a real craft until I listened to him. You are absolutely correct. It's hard work, and it takes years to hone the craft .

  • @sarahborders2348
    @sarahborders2348 Рік тому +632

    Had to revisit this when the two brothers hired by Juicy to attack him came out with their story 🤣

    • @veronicagallo2624
      @veronicagallo2624 Рік тому +23

      same here 🤣🤣

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg Рік тому +18

      I hope Dave does a follow-up.

    • @Felground
      @Felground Рік тому +12

      Same😂

    • @crater044
      @crater044 Рік тому +14

      "I gave him a noogie."
      *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 10 місяців тому +2

      @@crater044 omg like Korean Manhwa lmao i never not laugh at the intensifies

  • @tonykavanagh9764
    @tonykavanagh9764 4 роки тому +3152

    The delivery of each punchline is a pure masterclass, audience hanging on his every word. Genius.

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 роки тому +28

      The tag hits over and over, never once ceasing impact. Pure brilliance

    • @sarahholland2600
      @sarahholland2600 4 роки тому +13

      Natural, instant audience rapport & perfect comedy timing.

    • @Skyguy243
      @Skyguy243 4 роки тому

      P p

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 4 роки тому +2

      The punchline that would've justified the entire bit even if everything up till then was only half as funny as it was. Incredible

    • @emil7088
      @emil7088 4 роки тому +3

      "find out where Kanye West was last night" so good lmfao

  • @45-Lampkin-Lane
    @45-Lampkin-Lane 5 років тому +2796

    Man this dude has always taken my mind off the bullshit and replaced it with laughter. Without fail. Much love Dave Chappelle

    • @a.j.8004
      @a.j.8004 5 років тому +34

      he is a national treasure for sure!!!

    • @GJLCreativeStudios
      @GJLCreativeStudios 5 років тому +2

      what do you mean? He's joking about the BS you're referring to.

    • @michaelangeloright704
      @michaelangeloright704 5 років тому +15

      Comedy Genius. Lmao thank you Dave Chappell

    • @JdoubleU1222
      @JdoubleU1222 5 років тому +31

      @@GJLCreativeStudios He's making fun of a lying P.O.S. that got caught trying to frame Trump supporters and having it blow up spectacularly in his face. Understand?

    • @Cj-hj6rm
      @Cj-hj6rm 5 років тому +9

      FACTS
      Glad he's back

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 4 роки тому +4888

    The part with the cop taking Juicy´s statement is killing me every time.
    "So you where out at night,walking?"
    "Subway?"
    *"SANDWICHES?!"*
    P.S. This whole bit aged like fine wine after Juicy's trial & conviction, didn't it?

    • @mfinn5146
      @mfinn5146 4 роки тому +71

      Makes me think Juicy was hoping to get an endorsement deal. Someone has to be the new Jarod.

    • @regancopple4085
      @regancopple4085 4 роки тому +247

      "Okay, what did they have on?"
      "MAGA HATS!"
      MAGA hats on, in Chicago?"
      "Excuse me one second, Mr. Smollett."
      "Frank, come here for a second."
      "Find out where Kanye West was last night."

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 4 роки тому +54

      I only listen to hear him say "SANDWICHES"

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 4 роки тому +58

      He was actually going to Walgreens but it was closed so he went to Subway for a *SALAD* which is actually worse

    • @Josh2DaBeckett
      @Josh2DaBeckett 4 роки тому +16

      “MAGA HATS???!!!”

  • @markl5562
    @markl5562 Рік тому +401

    He kicked 95% of Hollywood in the nuts with this bit pointing out how predictably gullible they were latching onto the idea that JS was telling the truth

    • @tomoth77
      @tomoth77 Рік тому

      As soon as I heard the story I knew ot was fake. Bleach freezes at that temperature. And as chappelle said white racists don't watch empire.

    • @cspan1993
      @cspan1993 10 місяців тому +3

      no he didn't.

    • @markl5562
      @markl5562 10 місяців тому +26

      @@cspan1993 How do you figure he didn't? He explicitly cites how many show business celebrities jumped right on the Justice for Jussie bandwagon. Am I telling you something you didn't notice yourself?

    • @cspan1993
      @cspan1993 10 місяців тому +3

      @@markl5562 it's not that deep. you took all of that from a story in a comedy bit? seek help.

    • @markl5562
      @markl5562 10 місяців тому

      @@cspan1993 You're not too bright, eh? Re-watch the segment --- DC called out the Hollywood nincompoops who didn't stop for one split second to assess the validity of Smollet's claims before hitching their wagons to him

  • @beachguyla
    @beachguyla 3 роки тому +10026

    "Clearly lying" says Dave. The jury agreed.

    • @steve41557
      @steve41557 3 роки тому +80

      Jussie Smollett found guilty of filing false police report for hoax attack - Jury decided after deliberation only 10 hours!

    • @jasona9
      @jasona9 3 роки тому +22

      2:30

    • @tvs9978
      @tvs9978 3 роки тому +74

      I bet you he'll sue Chapelle for "corrupting" the jury pool

    • @jbwwwwwwweadle244
      @jbwwwwwwweadle244 3 роки тому +119

      CNN tried to save face with a headline saying “Smollet convicted on some accounts”😂

    • @ithilnin123
      @ithilnin123 3 роки тому +93

      He’s forever gonna be Juicy Smulliet!! 🤣🤣

  • @grifballa
    @grifballa 5 років тому +16211

    Jussie's story is a perfect example of why you don't let actors write the script...

  • @califinn
    @califinn 4 роки тому +5219

    "It sounds like something...that I WOULD SAY." best delivery ever

    • @kevinconnor2888
      @kevinconnor2888 4 роки тому +148

      You can see him fighting a smile right before he says it because he knows it's hilarious.

    • @ryanurban1
      @ryanurban1 4 роки тому +61

      Yeah. Just perfect. Killer line, perfect delivery.

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 4 роки тому +27

      I agree.. Absolutely best delivery ever!

    • @vinnikodiak4779
      @vinnikodiak4779 4 роки тому +25

      I can't stop replaying it. He captured lightening in a bottle with that line.

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit 4 роки тому +20

      It’s the funniest thing he could’ve said there. Like he’s needlessly admitting that he can be an insensitive a-hole that can’t help himself. It’s so funny 😂

  • @MJHdesproj
    @MJHdesproj 11 місяців тому +94

    I honestly feel like this is his single most brilliant bit - not only does it multiple layers of running jokes overlaps - it continually evolves to the point you completely forget it started as a joke about identity by stressing him being French - and ends up a joke about six different topics entirely. It’s crazy how much is packed into that less than 5 minutes…

  • @timpower4922
    @timpower4922 4 роки тому +5596

    As a white dude living in that area at the time, it was literally -16 degrees. Nobody went outside. Especially for sandwiches.

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 4 роки тому +453

      Especially from SUBWAY

    • @nicolascaballero1320
      @nicolascaballero1320 4 роки тому +451

      And especially not with a MAGA hat on, unless you’re suicidal.

    • @kevinconnor2888
      @kevinconnor2888 4 роки тому +380

      @@nicolascaballero1320 I have lived in Chicago since before Trump began his political rise, and I have not seen one MAGA hat the entire time. Not one.
      And if you're gonna find one anywhere, it's definitely not gonna be in that neighborhood.

    • @elijah8011
      @elijah8011 4 роки тому +8

      Tim Power yeah me too

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 4 роки тому +3

      @@nicolascaballero1320 why suicidal?

  • @RaleighLink
    @RaleighLink 3 роки тому +17591

    Who else is watching this again after his verdict lol

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 3 роки тому +84

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @josephdesenclos2769
      @josephdesenclos2769 3 роки тому +81

      Checking it out again now.

    • @darrengodbee3435
      @darrengodbee3435 3 роки тому +116

      Who isn’t is the better question I think here this guy is close to being genius He’s do a much better job than Joe Hiden Biden could ever do

    • @LeeLee-ux8gh
      @LeeLee-ux8gh 3 роки тому +25

      🤣🤣

    • @PoleFelonyFitnessMiami
      @PoleFelonyFitnessMiami 3 роки тому +24

      Meeeeeee

  • @zenmasterwannabe
    @zenmasterwannabe 5 років тому +3431

    Chappelle. Never the kind of guy to leave out them Jussie details.

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 5 років тому +29

      @Bort Stimpton I left that one for you my man. You're welcome. 👍

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 5 років тому +25

      *Knee slaps*

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 5 років тому +9

      And of course, the Grench actor's story was empirically false.

    • @hephzibah8854
      @hephzibah8854 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @lew3034
      @lew3034 5 років тому +1

      Bort Stimpton 😂👌🏾

  • @Andrea1542
    @Andrea1542 Рік тому +391

    I always keep coming back to this. I've seen it a hundred times, I know all the jokes and punchlines, but it's still hilarious every time.

    • @izzyslizzy11
      @izzyslizzy11 Рік тому +11

      its a good laugh every time I need one lmao

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall Рік тому +3

      Same here

    • @karens1156
      @karens1156 11 місяців тому +3

      Same here 😂

    • @voshtt
      @voshtt 11 місяців тому +2

      The algo calls to us all,

    • @antitoxic2302
      @antitoxic2302 11 місяців тому +4

      😅😅 Same here.. Dave is GOAT

  • @rebekahshipp3624
    @rebekahshipp3624 3 роки тому +820

    The way he emphasizes "clearly lying" always cracks me up 🤣

    • @sunnytoppo7466
      @sunnytoppo7466 3 роки тому +26

      Was looking for this comment.
      C L E A R L Y LYING😭😭😭😭

    • @Adderallyall
      @Adderallyall 3 роки тому +14

      I rewatched that part 100 times!! It’s so funny!!

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 3 роки тому +3

      Yes!!

    • @seanlynch8084
      @seanlynch8084 3 роки тому +23

      And the part where he pauses and says "it sounds like something.......I WOULD say"...... pure comedic gold!

    • @Bluelightcheaphotel
      @Bluelightcheaphotel 3 роки тому +4

      @@seanlynch8084 my favorite too. Amazing timing

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 5 років тому +2086

    "He is gay and he is black, not just French.", I can't stop laughing!

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      @KarlashaTheSpiritHealer 5 років тому +1

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    • @Yautah
      @Yautah 5 років тому +23

      I'm french and black, we don't claim him.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 5 років тому +1

      😂😂👌

    • @Meth24096
      @Meth24096 5 років тому +5

      I'm french too but obviously the part of him being french is a joke (he is american from an american mother and a polish father) ... the thing is that I don't understand that one, is there a cliché about french that could explain the joke ?

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 років тому +8

      @@Meth24096 Americans love the Frenchies, but we give them and their accents a hard time cause they are all gooey and... Well cause their French, lol! I bet you guys also like to joke about American stereotypes and voices all the time but is obviously of lighthearted humor, not out of insult.

  • @arammeraz4269
    @arammeraz4269 5 років тому +5048

    “That doesn’t sound like something white people would say, that sounds like something *I* would say!”
    That part had me dead lmao

    • @gurgamous
      @gurgamous 5 років тому +32

      me too hahaha

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 5 років тому +143

      Hearing it made me think it was something a black person would say, especially after playing the statement in my head with the actual hired guy's accents. This coming from a black woman of course.

    • @420DêvîlDøgg
      @420DêvîlDøgg 5 років тому +13

      Aram Meraz that’s when he scored my like lmfao!

    • @tandekangoma5715
      @tandekangoma5715 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Rahab111222
      @Rahab111222 5 років тому +59

      Jussie Smollet and Colon Kapernick want everyone to think the KKK are still out and about on sheet covered horses hogtying black people. They have a very twisted and exaggerated view of America. They probably think Clayton Bigsby was a real Klansman.

  • @samuelthomas4590
    @samuelthomas4590 Рік тому +260

    Justice for juicy kills me every time lmaoo

    • @heygoodbyee
      @heygoodbyee Рік тому +10

      It’s the fist pump for me lmaoo

    • @roe6075
      @roe6075 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @exoticclegend1524
    @exoticclegend1524 3 роки тому +535

    "Subway............SANDWICHES!"
    That line kills me every time lol

    • @Ash_G
      @Ash_G 3 роки тому +16

      An Irish court even ruled that Subway bread is not bread. Hoax upon hoax.

    • @kamire6559
      @kamire6559 3 роки тому +4

      Same 😂

    • @t.d4143
      @t.d4143 3 роки тому +4

      Nope ....eggssss 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 3 роки тому +1

      Last time I ate subway I got physically ill never again

    • @Warfarenuggetz
      @Warfarenuggetz 3 роки тому +1

      Yes i am dead rolling at that!

  • @charlesblack9959
    @charlesblack9959 5 років тому +6276

    From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 років тому +1146

    *"We were supporting him with our silence"* 😭😂😂 true AF!

    • @xmochix604
      @xmochix604 5 років тому +25

      I love that you guys supported him... in silence 🤣🤣🤣

    • @branbranshenanigans1693
      @branbranshenanigans1693 5 років тому +45

      We didn’t believe shit he said !!

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 5 років тому +9

      Brandi Mims me either! I’m glad we don’t!
      Justice for Juicy 😂😂😂 lmao
      This is MAGA country in Dave’s Nigerian accent had me roflmao

    • @loveyamungo9064
      @loveyamungo9064 5 років тому

      EXACTLY!

    • @daviekuklatv
      @daviekuklatv 5 років тому +2

      justice for juicey lol .... although i never ever knew the klan had a chicago chapter...... They sure it wasent Al Bundy and the no maam crew?

  • @jackbauer8498
    @jackbauer8498 Рік тому +113

    It was 2 am ok - 16 degrees alllllllright !!!! 😅😅😅😅

  • @gusvonstupen1897
    @gusvonstupen1897 3 роки тому +3093

    The prosecution needs to show this in their closing arguments.

    • @HavocMaster
      @HavocMaster 3 роки тому +46

      Why 26 and one half million people on this video alone seen it. LOL

    • @Philo-ul2uq
      @Philo-ul2uq 3 роки тому +46

      Case closed

    • @dianegron
      @dianegron 3 роки тому +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 3 роки тому +23

      lol grifter Juicy wouldn't let the prosecutor say the n-word reading his texts, "out of respect to black people".

    • @LightStreak567
      @LightStreak567 3 роки тому +33

      @@MrVariant Funny that he said "out of respect for black people" when he is willing to throw his hired help, who ARE black men, under the bus to save his skin.

  • @bencole5793
    @bencole5793 4 роки тому +2676

    "MAGA hats? MAGA hats in Chicago? Frank, come over here for a second. Find out where Kayne West was last night." The entire bit was comedy gold, but love the ending.

    • @JooJooShrimp
      @JooJooShrimp 4 роки тому +15

      I don't understand it please explain it to me

    • @bencole5793
      @bencole5793 4 роки тому +132

      @@JooJooShrimp Kanye was raised in Chicago and is a famous Trump supporter.

    • @christianburk4133
      @christianburk4133 4 роки тому +81

      I love when he says you left the house at 2am it’s minus 16 degrees, you were walking all right. Haha. The faces he makes are hilarious

    • @highmoves9386
      @highmoves9386 4 роки тому +13

      There is more when he goes into the Nigerians. That is the true ending. I wish it was included

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 роки тому

      Ben Cole *Kanye

  • @TX.SpaceCowboy
    @TX.SpaceCowboy 5 років тому +1891

    This special IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED RN. Dave is a legend

    • @goodtogrow7774
      @goodtogrow7774 5 років тому +9

      Absofuknlutely

    • @udahfickt
      @udahfickt 5 років тому +8

      Damn straight laughter in a time of pain well of triggerings. This shit was hufuckinlarious. Imma have to watch the whole show

    • @dtbristol
      @dtbristol 5 років тому +12

      This got a zero on Rotten Tomatoes! Of course they didn't have reviews from the general public.

    • @Five_31
      @Five_31 5 років тому +5

      legit

    • @tremblence
      @tremblence 5 років тому +1

      In the case of Juicy, I'd say skip the BirdShot and go with BuckShot all day!

  • @Crookqt
    @Crookqt 11 місяців тому +82

    "Black people never felt sorry for the police, but this time we even felt sorry for the police." Martyrdome

  • @julioguanipa7932
    @julioguanipa7932 5 років тому +1631

    "Subway??? Sandwiches?? "
    He killed me with that line 😂😂😂

    • @SCU3A_S7EVE
      @SCU3A_S7EVE 5 років тому +27

      Subway? 🤔 Sandwiches?! 🧐

    • @romanmcghee600
      @romanmcghee600 5 років тому +10

      I know right...too funny

    • @elrickpenn
      @elrickpenn 5 років тому +2

      ... Flatlined ...

    • @mandybellep230
      @mandybellep230 5 років тому +8

      Was thinking the same his expressions alone crack me up 🤣🤣

    • @kentcthahauler5354
      @kentcthahauler5354 5 років тому +6

      I dont know why I lost it at that Sandwiches!!😂😂😂

  • @NorrisJohnsonii
    @NorrisJohnsonii 4 роки тому +4332

    Dude the crowds reaction as everyone is realizing who he’s talking about is beyond hilarious!!!!!

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 4 роки тому +32

      Due the cloww reactoo whee he reealiiisin who hee talkin bow eh beeyyooo hilaarino

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 4 роки тому +80

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t uhhhh.... whut?

    • @Sabza015
      @Sabza015 4 роки тому +16

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sabza015 anon?

    • @OPgrits
      @OPgrits 4 роки тому +6

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

  • @asia.williams94
    @asia.williams94 2 роки тому +2062

    The “Subway… Sandwiches?!” line gets me every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @mattanderson6672
      @mattanderson6672 2 роки тому +9

      Can you please explain the significance to me please?
      My dumb ass doesn't get it?

    • @kealunleday3948
      @kealunleday3948 2 роки тому +161

      @matt anderson who walks in 16 below weather at 2am to get a sandwich

    • @lossypooh
      @lossypooh Рік тому

      ​@@mattanderson6672with all these food delivery apps, what celebrity going to walk to subway, for sandwiches, 2am below 16 degrees 😂😂😂

    • @Luke101
      @Luke101 Рік тому

      It can be first assumed that he means the subway transit system, but then when it's the subway restaurant the cop is like wtf @@mattanderson6672

    • @mattmckeown3139
      @mattmckeown3139 Рік тому +2

      i think he said subway manwhich.?

  • @balipan09
    @balipan09 Рік тому +79

    Such perfect timing and delivery leading the crowd into this bit. Dave is a true master of his craft ❤️

  • @princez413
    @princez413 5 років тому +6158

    Only a black comedian with balls could get away with saying this today. Thank you Dave Chappelle.

    • @MrArjunchoudhary
      @MrArjunchoudhary 5 років тому +53

      Pure right if he was white blacks would be angry

    • @jackrich884
      @jackrich884 5 років тому +199

      @@MrArjunchoudhary "Blacks would be angry" So many people made fun of Jussie and "Blacks" laughed. Stop making up crazy assumptions.

    • @MrArjunchoudhary
      @MrArjunchoudhary 5 років тому +42

      Jack Rich Making assumptions? Lol if it was a. White perosn making fun of lgbt ad Jussie etc it would not be the same. Only a block person could get away with this due to having their own sort of privilege.

    • @thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208
      @thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208 5 років тому +25

      @@MrArjunchoudhary white people can talk about its. It's just a lot of white people when they do talk about it they follow it up with see this is why you can't trust black people. That's why black people are upset when white people talk about that lying piece of shit.

    • @MrArjunchoudhary
      @MrArjunchoudhary 5 років тому +26

      Jack Rich I’m indian and this is what I’ve seen after living in the west fr a long time. Both white and black ppl have privilege.

  • @CEJRAID
    @CEJRAID 4 роки тому +3541

    I can’t even begin to express how simple and brilliant this joke is. The mispronunciation of his name makes the whole bit so much funnier than it initially would have been.

    • @michaelfleming1223
      @michaelfleming1223 4 роки тому +52

      I just laughed harder now that I know he mispronounced his name

    • @guardiancologne9034
      @guardiancologne9034 4 роки тому +75

      Had to to avoid slander i think

    • @jean-paulmoreau7178
      @jean-paulmoreau7178 4 роки тому +58

      john asshat_ 100% agree w/u. And the fact that he cals him a French actor is sooooo hilarious as opposed to being Canadian. It makes all the difference in the world.

    • @uchibenkei
      @uchibenkei 3 роки тому +1

      @@jean-paulmoreau7178 why would he say Juicy is Canadian?

    • @jean-paulmoreau7178
      @jean-paulmoreau7178 3 роки тому +3

      @@uchibenkei because it's feeding into the negative stereotype of a pretentious feminine sounding name for Chapelles populist audience...

  • @harley5571
    @harley5571 3 роки тому +439

    I applaud Dave Chapelle for continuing to be himself. Laughter is a great medicine.

  • @christophervalentin1486
    @christophervalentin1486 11 місяців тому +40

    “Subway……….SANDWICHES” kills me every time

  • @thebirdwhoflew312
    @thebirdwhoflew312 5 років тому +4840

    Chappelle is a master at his craft and therefore able to show us how ridiculous as a society we've become. Thank you Dave. Thank you.

  • @erenjaeger3537
    @erenjaeger3537 3 роки тому +766

    Being roasted by Dave Chappelle will always be Jussie’s greatest accomplishment.

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 3 роки тому +16

      "Justice for Juicy!....Justice for Juicy!!🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @ninamartinez5171
      @ninamartinez5171 3 роки тому +3

      I don't know about that ? The juries are done deliberating a verdict is going to come out he is an actor after all we're about to find out how good his acting was during his trial ? i certainly don't believe him i definitely don't respect him an regardless of weather he's found guilty or not ? he's a low life who has made it horrible for real victims of hate crimes ? of course he's hollywood and they tend to have a different set of rules then all the rest of us ? they need to seriously make an example out of jussie Smollett, for lying an deceiving so many . They found him guilty hallelujah thank you Jesus, please i pray to God almighty that they make an example so that the next lying deceitful hypocrites will think twice before making up such a senseless horrible story about being attacked when clearly it never happened ? i actually fell victim because i stupidly believed him when it first happened I am guilty for believing him

    • @reroutedsoul1753
      @reroutedsoul1753 3 роки тому +2

      whenever I see the name Jussie, I immediately say juicy

    • @marcusaurelius8717
      @marcusaurelius8717 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ninamartinez5171 you're an idiot for believing that story then. I bet you believe in Santa to.

    • @cool_cat007smoove3
      @cool_cat007smoove3 Місяць тому

      Indeed 👍

  • @nik4546
    @nik4546 4 роки тому +4405

    Imagine being such a successful comedian that your joke becomes more popular than the person you're making fun of

    • @NeuroNinjaAlexander
      @NeuroNinjaAlexander 4 роки тому +61

      Lmao for real though! I type in the guy's name looking for this joke and it's the first option. No searching or nothing. Beautiful 😂

    • @garlandvincent3742
      @garlandvincent3742 4 роки тому +18

      Keeping it real and funny only Dave can do

    • @Sponge420
      @Sponge420 4 роки тому +6

      Great comment,was gonna like this but 420

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 4 роки тому +13

      imagine being a gay dude and being named juicy where his parents fucking physic

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 4 роки тому +1

      @Sir Soy Gato the Second juicy those that sound straight

  • @danrodrigues3531
    @danrodrigues3531 7 місяців тому +27

    I never get tired of this bit. I can't count how many times I've watched it...

  • @tylerwedell3750
    @tylerwedell3750 5 років тому +2233

    When he's impersonating the cop taking the police report i died of laughter.

    • @deoxal7947
      @deoxal7947 5 років тому +76

      Dave is pretty funny but I rarely laugh out loud but when he said, find out where Kanye was I started wheezing.

    • @HarrisonCountyStudio
      @HarrisonCountyStudio 5 років тому +99

      Chappell does the best ‘non-threatening, Middle American, white guy’ impersonation.

    • @ryanduksa5202
      @ryanduksa5202 5 років тому +10

      May you rest in peace

    • @LR-vg4et
      @LR-vg4et 5 років тому

      same

    • @LR-vg4et
      @LR-vg4et 5 років тому

      @@deoxal7947
      🙋‍♀️

  • @joshg2350
    @joshg2350 5 років тому +1573

    “It sounds like something... that I would say!”
    I lost it 😂😂😂

    • @P3T3R582
      @P3T3R582 5 років тому +13

      Join the club my friend.

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 5 років тому +26

      THE funniest line in this amazingly hilarious bit.

    • @josh77star
      @josh77star 5 років тому +6

      jcb3393 facts

    • @pcov7692
      @pcov7692 5 років тому +8

      😅😅😅

    • @rnbmessiah
      @rnbmessiah 5 років тому +8

      Still laughing!

  • @Dky640
    @Dky640 4 роки тому +2803

    This is why Dave Chappelle is a legend. Shutdown Juicy’s defense more then the Chicago prosecutors could.

    • @mser3232
      @mser3232 4 роки тому +38

      There was no defense it's called common sense

    • @michaelneilson2120
      @michaelneilson2120 4 роки тому

      P

    • @abravesman64
      @abravesman64 4 роки тому +7

      Dky640 Only goes to show how dumb you are and how Dave played you. He knew Smollett was lying all along, yet didn’t say a peep about it until “after” Smollett was already exposed. Dave then comes out with this skit about all of it to make a joke about it and smooth things over.

    • @Dky640
      @Dky640 4 роки тому +12

      Brett Jameson haha smooth it over sure dumb one.

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark 4 роки тому +22

      @@abravesman64 *WOW. That went so far over your head it has landed on the Moon. Talk about "It only goes to show how dumb you are", Followed by THE dumbest thing I've heard all day. Great typed demonstration there, kiddo.*

  • @omalley5196
    @omalley5196 Рік тому +86

    This is one of the absolute best few minutes of comedy. He put this all together in such a unique and hilarious way!

  • @monkeyboybaker_uk
    @monkeyboybaker_uk 3 роки тому +1904

    When he said “it sounds like something that I would say” I nearly fell off my chair 🤣

    • @mfetzer1
      @mfetzer1 3 роки тому +43

      Yeah that s*** took a surprise turn when he said that I was dying!!

    • @ccrider7047
      @ccrider7047 3 роки тому +31

      The “pause” lol it’s what throws it off!

    • @shawnhaq8955
      @shawnhaq8955 3 роки тому +29

      His punchlines are so unpredictable.

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 3 роки тому +23

      I was curious so I looked it up. Jussie Smollet hasn't been in a movie since this all went down. And if it wasn't for his role in Empire he would have been out of work since 2017. His name is so toxic in Hollywood now that even the woke left won't touch him.

    • @trevertravis8963
      @trevertravis8963 3 роки тому +5

      @@superdave8248 was he even in a movie before that happened?

  • @JJ-sq3jj
    @JJ-sq3jj 4 роки тому +3139

    When he says “that sounds like something... that I would say” I lose my shit every time

    • @RJNumber45
      @RJNumber45 4 роки тому +34

      LMAO! .... same here

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 4 роки тому +14

      Lol me too

    • @TiTi-pm4my
      @TiTi-pm4my 4 роки тому +16

      Same!! Ugh, I missed Dave so much. Hilarious!

    • @Dreamformeable
      @Dreamformeable 4 роки тому +5

      Not to play smart or anything, but it was kind of obvious he will say that. I knew he will say that line when he said "it's sound like something". Still funny though

    • @BourneFreeATL
      @BourneFreeATL 4 роки тому +4

      @Sudden Arrival Racism comes from white people... it's at the foundation of everything they cherish in this world.
      Don't believe me?... count how many white people Dave left scratching their heads after his 8:46 show.

  • @natemyers4946
    @natemyers4946 Рік тому +129

    Came back to this after an appeals court upheld his conviction 😂😂

    • @AEMoreira81
      @AEMoreira81 Рік тому

      Because they understood that this n***a was CLEARLY LYING!

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 Рік тому +3

      Same 😂

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 3 роки тому +1610

    “You left your house around 2am…its -16 degrees out. And then?
    Walking? …mmmm’okay.
    And where were you going? SUBWAY? SANDWICHES?!?!?”
    That part kills me every time. 😂

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 3 роки тому +33

      That part 'strains' my stomach muscles from laughing so hard!! 🤣😂🤣

    • @kenyabee186
      @kenyabee186 3 роки тому +74

      It was the “find out where Kanye West was last night” for me🤣🤣🤣💀 LMAOOO that was a good one

    • @Langkowski
      @Langkowski 3 роки тому +19

      When you're addicted to subway sandwiches, you're addicted.

    • @CopperSkinnedMamii
      @CopperSkinnedMamii 2 роки тому +5

      💀🤣🤣

    • @misfitbrit1989
      @misfitbrit1989 2 роки тому +18

      "Frank, come here..." 😂😂😂

  • @alysham519
    @alysham519 4 роки тому +1973

    LMAO the disbelief in his voice when he says "SANDWICHES" 😂

    • @materialclassified
      @materialclassified 4 роки тому +5

      Even funnier and you don't hear about it. ua-cam.com/video/TOYYboLB6Fo/v-deo.html

    • @TheDentistexe
      @TheDentistexe 4 роки тому +13

      I laughed so hard 🤣 subway... SANDWICHES?

    • @zo_leo8401
      @zo_leo8401 4 роки тому +24

      As a police officer who takes a ton of bullshit reports from people you can tell are lying this is 1000% how we would have said it lol

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 4 роки тому +1

      I like how his head tilts to the side like "alright". 😄😄😄

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 4 роки тому

      Lol classic shit

  • @rustyshackleford1785
    @rustyshackleford1785 5 років тому +1628

    Dave's delivery is like aged wine that shit just gets better and better, respect!

    • @gladiusgladiusvinicius2664
      @gladiusgladiusvinicius2664 5 років тому +4

      Finaly back

    • @lostinthesaucetv8706
      @lostinthesaucetv8706 5 років тому +3

      @@gladiusgladiusvinicius2664 he never left he performed underground but I agree mainstream glad he back in the spotlight

    • @lampini
      @lampini 5 років тому +7

      That sounds like something.......THAT I WOULD SAY

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому +4

      The man's sharp as a tack and his timing is on point as always xD The only stand-up comedian I've been watching consistently since I was 13 years old. I could listen to this man read out his grocery list and I'd fall of my chair from laughter.

    • @rustyshackleford1785
      @rustyshackleford1785 5 років тому +2

      @@KPater-mf4je Agreed, Dave's standup was good along time ago,now he's really seasoned and full of wisdom in my opinion!

  • @XYZ-bi9eb
    @XYZ-bi9eb Рік тому +10

    this monologue never gets old will be remembered as one of Dave's best. his jokes about juicy and timing are perfect.

  • @pmwiky
    @pmwiky 2 роки тому +9568

    Dave reduced Jussie's whole career to a punchline in a special. 🤣

    • @manclass3
      @manclass3 2 роки тому +194

      Even the judge said it😂 i know he was ref to dave

    • @jackquentin1950
      @jackquentin1950 2 роки тому +121

      A well-deserved punchline for a clown

    • @williammunny9916
      @williammunny9916 2 роки тому +52

      *_John 10.17 “Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father.”_*
      _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family._
      --

    • @Itswateva
      @Itswateva 2 роки тому +20

      Right this will b the height of his career

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 2 роки тому +110

      It was actually Juicy smoliet who reduced his own promising career to a punchline in a special.

  • @Luke101
    @Luke101 2 роки тому +5437

    This is one of his best bits ever 😂
    “Subway…. SANDWICHES!?”

    • @Ed-sh8jt
      @Ed-sh8jt 2 роки тому +330

      why would rich guy walk at 2AM in -16 degrees weather to go buy a subway sandwich

    • @keenanicole23
      @keenanicole23 2 роки тому +187

      Is Subway even open at 2AM? Lol.

    • @malcdogg412
      @malcdogg412 2 роки тому +68

      Kills me every single time

    • @JL-uo1di
      @JL-uo1di 2 роки тому +46

      Well now he is out so eat it. He was convicted, alright, but 5 months and 30 months of probabation, yet the guys who stormed the capitol hill get 75 days, that is some BS system, not justice.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 роки тому +58

      @@JL-uo1di are you a bot ?

  • @dannypalin9583
    @dannypalin9583 5 років тому +9297

    The media said this show was terrible. No wonder nobody takes the media seriously anymore.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 5 років тому +436

      @d00bZubElEk That's the point he was trying to make. This entire special was about making fun of all the dumb shit thats been happening. The point he was trying to make is, he's an American, he can say what ever he wants to say, while at the same time making it funny.
      No one should be censored for thier speech, no one should have to be careful of what they say due to maybe offending people with words.
      The critics rate his new Netflix special very low, while the rest of people, you know, the majority of the people, rate it 99 out of 100%. Almost a perfect score from the majority.
      It goes to show you that the critics ratings are solely based on a political bias, and a political agenda. For thier ratings to be so far off of what the majority rated his show, it shows that the critics live in a bubble, not in reality.
      I never trust the words of critics, I rather read through a handful of normal people ratings and reviews. Because the normal people ratings are not bought and paid for by company's and corporations that has a political bias and agenda.

    • @laysdong
      @laysdong 5 років тому +41

      @@IlDeimos This person clearly doesnt understand the first amendment. NOBODY will stop you from saying whatever you want, that doesnt mean youre freee from the consequences of the dumbshit you say though.
      The CONSTANT conservative victim complex is unreal.

    • @tigerroselili5765
      @tigerroselili5765 5 років тому +3

      Danny Palin This comment hurts my head 🤦‍♀️

    • @tigerroselili5765
      @tigerroselili5765 5 років тому +33

      Carlos R I’m assuming this comment is coming from an avid Fox News viewer? 🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @lindseybailes2706
      @lindseybailes2706 5 років тому +9

      That's because they're too busy being offended

  • @Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis
    @Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis Рік тому +36

    Dave disowned Juicy on behalf of entire black community

  • @kirkapplewhaite4541
    @kirkapplewhaite4541 3 роки тому +1440

    No matter how many times I see this, I laugh hysterically.
    Absolute boss on the delivery.

    • @scorptarget
      @scorptarget 3 роки тому +7

      Same 😂😂

    • @ZeWrAtH
      @ZeWrAtH 3 роки тому +3

      Same here xD

    • @waltersilas1659
      @waltersilas1659 3 роки тому +15

      It's the "smooyay" for me🤣🤣

    • @6bt_str86
      @6bt_str86 3 роки тому +6

      Hard to depict how this second generation of his work is so damn goat stand up.

    • @moejjoraisin6005
      @moejjoraisin6005 3 роки тому +2

      Dave is FREAKIN' AWESOME!! This skit is HILARIOUS!!

  • @golperuano
    @golperuano 5 років тому +621

    The guy obviously writes good material but his delivery is pure genius!

    • @danmseattle975
      @danmseattle975 4 роки тому +24

      Dave Chappelle is a national treasure

    • @dbergkampafc
      @dbergkampafc 4 роки тому +8

      The best comedian around, so intelligent and articulate the way he does his stories

    • @namastewellness
      @namastewellness 4 роки тому +2

      golperuano like no other 😂

    • @Silent_Shadow
      @Silent_Shadow 4 роки тому

      Daves delivery is what has always made him funny. 🐐

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 5 років тому +9114

    It is a testament to how long this year has been that I completely forgot about Jussie Smollett.

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 5 років тому +230

      Was that this year 😳

    • @scrapplesamwich7910
      @scrapplesamwich7910 5 років тому +152

      Yes it was to distract you sheep in America so they can do other things while you're paying attention to something else.

    • @dnlaqkl2412
      @dnlaqkl2412 5 років тому +66

      @@scrapplesamwich7910 The American DREAM. The idiots here cannot decipher truth from lie. The news has turned the general population into morons. Nobody understands.

    • @b_uppy
      @b_uppy 5 років тому +38

      @Juud Chimaoge
      #WalkAway

    • @walkaway6353
      @walkaway6353 5 років тому +67

      @Juud Chimaoge TRUMP !!! Standing on the neck of LibRETARDed DEMONrats since 2016 !
      And wont get off till 2024!!! Suck it up "snowflake".

  • @conanmcclanahan1069
    @conanmcclanahan1069 Рік тому +10

    This is a strong contender for the greatest joke ever told!
    Just a master class in delivery!!

  • @jasminemonroe5784
    @jasminemonroe5784 3 роки тому +4352

    February in Chicago is beyond cold at 2am, drug dealers are not even outside at that time. A lot of people who have common sense didn't believe this story.

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 3 роки тому +396

      At the time this happened there was a historic arctic blast affecting Chicago too

    • @leiladekwatro3147
      @leiladekwatro3147 3 роки тому +461

      You know its bad when even drug dealers dont come out

    • @mrsquishyboots
      @mrsquishyboots 3 роки тому +140

      some white chemist are thinking......-16f and bleach....hmmm

    • @TheLisaGate
      @TheLisaGate 3 роки тому +213

      It was a polar vortex that night. We got it in Ohio. Wind chill was close to -32. Nobody is out in that shit!

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 3 роки тому +134

      I feel stupid for even believing that story. 😑

  • @jesusjones1024
    @jesusjones1024 5 років тому +1702

    "In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". -George Orwell

    • @PetterNe
      @PetterNe 5 років тому +20

      Beautiful quote, friend, and far too reflective of today.

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 5 років тому +6

      Prophets don’t give us messages delivered from above. They’re simply telling us the truth in a world full of lies and most don’t believe them until it’s too late. Not a quote, I freestyled that one. 😁

    • @AlteraLin
      @AlteraLin 5 років тому +7

      "Don't Run with scissors" - Elbert Einstein

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 5 років тому +7

      "I drank what?" - Socrates

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 5 років тому +5

      "Who let the dogs out?" - Baha Men, 1998 (Since the rest of y'all just want to be dumb lol)

  • @kimone99
    @kimone99 3 роки тому +705

    ‘What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him…with our silence’. 💀💀💀😂. Such a potent statement I remember not saying a word, it just didn’t add up! The truth will always come to light. We love you Dave 🇨🇦!!

    • @HovalisKai2
      @HovalisKai2 3 роки тому +46

      People were talking about it at work and i kept my mouth shut

    • @pythomas29
      @pythomas29 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @desertsn0wball
      @desertsn0wball 3 роки тому +9

      I didn't really understand that part... It's like you have doubts about the whole thing but still support him anyway?

    • @henryottis295
      @henryottis295 3 роки тому +15

      Dave is a comedic genius, I just wish he would do an update !
      He branded Juicy for life.

    • @J-Hue
      @J-Hue 3 роки тому +19

      @@desertsn0wball
      Yeah, the same way people turn a blind eye to racism in every institution in this society. Silent support.
      All we would've done is catch undo flak from the vocal majority anyway. Wasn't worth it. Just let the facts come out and smile as it plays out.

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle30 Рік тому +14

    Probably one of the most perfect bits in history. It never falters for a second.

  • @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
    @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 3 роки тому +3958

    I love how the crowd laughed when they realized who he was talking about. That’s basically all of America laughing in Juicy’s face 😂😂😂😂

    • @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
      @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 3 роки тому +11

      @@z0ee996 yesss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dxtesen8380
      @dxtesen8380 3 роки тому +14

      Goosie Smellit cooked! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 3 роки тому

      @@z0ee996 Its rubbish

    • @shenbeuv2616
      @shenbeuv2616 3 роки тому +1

      @@DAGATHire juicy smolley fan

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 3 роки тому +2

      @@shenbeuv2616 haha NO NO! im no fan of juicy.
      But the video link here is amateur shite. neither funny nor well made. Its rubbish, Deal with it.

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 4 роки тому +3744

    People were still trying to defend Juicy until this Special came out, and then you never heard a single peep afterwards. Thank god for Dave Chappelle. Lol

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 4 роки тому +81

      Yesss.. i love how dave shut them all up

    • @Oziefox
      @Oziefox 4 роки тому +11

      So this happened before they figured all, right?

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 роки тому +114

      @@Oziefox Yeah this was right after it happened and everyone knew he was lying but a few people were still defending him. I mean, the Chicago Police Department isn't exactly sqeaky clean, but it was pretty obvious to most. 🤣

    • @Boogy816
      @Boogy816 4 роки тому +23

      Please...a lot of us already knew that story was bs

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 роки тому +43

      @@Boogy816 yeah mostly everyone, but there were some people who couldn't back track. Anyway, brilliant stand-up.

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 4 роки тому +6515

    A year later and "Justice for Juicy" is still freaking hysterical

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 4 роки тому +73

      How awesome is it?! And as usual with Chappelle, it's not just the quality jokes but the timing & the tone with which he says everything...

    • @gerhardvaneeden5615
      @gerhardvaneeden5615 4 роки тому +23

      @@lavielemond How true! It's the first time I've seen Dave perform (sad, I know), and I'm already a fan, and mostly for those two reasons. Brilliant timing.

    • @LinkMcStink
      @LinkMcStink 4 роки тому +15

      Though, it's weird that Dave cared about the facts of the Smollett case but not the George Floyd case. 👀

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 4 роки тому +19

      @@LinkMcStink right? Seems facts aren't important anymore,as more important is circlejerking and pat ourselves on the back how much"white man bad" we can repeat...

    • @tolkienblack
      @tolkienblack 4 роки тому +7

      SirGarforth what facts about the George Floyd situation did he not care about?

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 11 місяців тому +28

    I must have watched this skit a thousand times by now...
    ...and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RVII
    @RVII 3 роки тому +665

    "Justice for Juicy" still kills me every single time 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @flh2o630
    @flh2o630 5 років тому +1932

    His police impression when he was taking down notes was hilarious.

    • @Pileven
      @Pileven 5 років тому +38

      William Eleazar thats a dave classic! He even uses the same cop name “frank” as his old specials

    • @DavidMyrmidon
      @DavidMyrmidon 5 років тому +39

      "Sandwiches?" 🤣

    • @SayMy_User_Name
      @SayMy_User_Name 5 років тому +23

      William Eleazar frank.. find out where Kanye west was last night 😂

    • @danimal097521
      @danimal097521 5 років тому +8

      @@SayMy_User_Name LOLOL I about fell over when he said that. LOLOL

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 5 років тому +6

      Daves police voice is best

  • @DianeJessicaDollimontMcGrath
    @DianeJessicaDollimontMcGrath 5 років тому +758

    I frickin' love Dave Chappelle! Justice for Juicy...I'm dying

    • @markedgette5463
      @markedgette5463 5 років тому +4

      What if people went around Chicago holding signs that said justice for juicy that would liberals over the edge.

    • @orangemancometh
      @orangemancometh 5 років тому +6

      I'd almost subscribe to leftist sh*thole Netflix just to watch this in its entirety. But I'll probably spend my money on a "Justice 4 Juicy" t-shirt.

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 5 років тому +2

      Poor Juicy!

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Рік тому +22

    “Justice for Juicy!” 😂

  • @anthonyw9129
    @anthonyw9129 5 років тому +1074

    Dave Chappelle is Awesome the media can say what they want but he's telling the truth

    • @missireason8998
      @missireason8998 5 років тому +24

      Just as Jack Nicholson yelled it...
      "You can't handle the truth!"

    • @gubbins3356
      @gubbins3356 5 років тому +12

      Facts are facts!

    • @khall4573
      @khall4573 5 років тому +9

      TRUTH!

    • @josevalladolid4677
      @josevalladolid4677 5 років тому +4

      Thats why the media hate him.. But he Is awsome..

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 5 років тому +1

      The media's all too predictable response is even waking up a few normies.

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 років тому +18171

    He'll always be Juicy Smooyay from now on.

    • @poolq422
      @poolq422 5 років тому +288

      Because Dave said it! #🐐

    • @yonatanalem9343
      @yonatanalem9343 5 років тому +381

      Juicy Fruit Smoothie

    • @elat9635
      @elat9635 5 років тому +32

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Savagemister
      @Savagemister 5 років тому +73

      @@yonatanalem9343 I figured his middle name would be "Fruit" lol. Nice one.

    • @oliveoil3917
      @oliveoil3917 5 років тому +24

      Mate his dms are on fire

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 5 років тому +1975

    we were supporting him with our silence, because we undestood he was clearly lying.. that was my favorite bit

    • @SomeBaldDude
      @SomeBaldDude 5 років тому +61

      Subway?!.... SANDWHICHES???!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamsstaylor2348
      @jamsstaylor2348 5 років тому +8

      Miscellaneous Stuff black guy was okay with 2 white people going to jail for being racist and ruining life’s.... that’s what nbc and twitter and Reddit has brought this world to... blacks pile up dead...#freekodak right ?

    • @Seekpeace66
      @Seekpeace66 5 років тому +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @vevebertrand254
      @vevebertrand254 5 років тому +19

      @@jamsstaylor2348 but he didn't say two white people atracked him. He said two trump supporters. Also they were black. Plus there's plenty of black people that are in jail because they were falsely accused by white people and the police go search for the nearest nigga.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 років тому +9

      Except many prominent black voices did support him long after it was clear that he was lying.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn Місяць тому +6

    "It sounds like something... that I would say!" 😂😂

  • @shadogen
    @shadogen 5 років тому +751

    He couldn't get past calling Jussie a victim with a straight face.

    • @robajohnson
      @robajohnson 5 років тому +52

      Neither could the crowd.

    • @sushigimme
      @sushigimme 5 років тому +32

      @@robajohnson They knew, they knewww themselves that Juicy was full of crap 😂

    • @hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068
      @hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 5 років тому +2

      What up brotha from another mother......soul sista here😘😘

    • @shadogen
      @shadogen 5 років тому +1

      @@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 hey sis!!! I miss ya! Hope yall are doin alright!

    • @Powerdriver777
      @Powerdriver777 5 років тому +5

      Everyone knew he was a liar except the gays

  • @Tommyboy6426
    @Tommyboy6426 2 роки тому +2054

    One of the greatest things about Dave Chappelle’s legacy is after he did this, everyone started saying “Juicy Smooyay” and it’s awesome! This special is one of the best! Bless you Dave!

    • @funkthat
      @funkthat 2 роки тому +63

      Haha I didnt realise he was "FRENCHING" up his name essentially disowning him from his blackness llloll Dave would prolly release Juicy during the racial draft

    • @llltrac9143
      @llltrac9143 2 роки тому +4

      Also Clayton Bigsby

    • @xziaah6j63kx9
      @xziaah6j63kx9 2 роки тому +37

      "He is gay and black not just French!" hahahahahaha

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 2 роки тому +13

      There is so many levels of humor his this bit. the disarming "French actor" stuff, a way to make light of a dark situation, the self-deprecating, and that he is not afraid to make fun of himself. he is the only comedian i have seen who can make fun of a group while complimenting them at the same time. he takes good examples from real life and understands there is more to people than our hair-trigger reactions to the story of the day. he is a national treasure

    • @MrMyers758
      @MrMyers758 Рік тому

      @@funkthat I’m guessing you are white then? If you think giving a black man a French sounding name makes him less black? As if French black people don’t exist, and the only names black people can have are stereotypical African American names?

  • @seesidesummerhouse6112
    @seesidesummerhouse6112 3 роки тому +839

    I will never stop laughing at “Subway?.. SANDWICHES!??” lmao

    • @stephengreico2810
      @stephengreico2810 3 роки тому +19

      Same cracking up for days

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 роки тому +14

      This is my standard lingo when someone says the word subway 😂 SANDWICHES?

    • @stepitup25
      @stepitup25 3 роки тому +4

      I had this exact quote pop in my head recently, and I couldn’t remember who said it until I saw a recent video of the Smollett case and it clicked. lolll

    • @Earl_E_Burd
      @Earl_E_Burd 3 роки тому

      Right next to the lines from Half-Baked

    • @F15ElectricEagle
      @F15ElectricEagle 2 роки тому +25

      Subway should have taken advantage of the situation by naming a sandwich after him. "The Juicy Sommelier" - It's available only in Subways located in Chicago and after 2:00AM.

  • @aurawarrior1367
    @aurawarrior1367 Рік тому +28

    “Find out where Kanye west was last night” lol

  • @COLORBLASTER
    @COLORBLASTER 5 років тому +3458

    Dave Chappelle: "When Keeping it Real Goes Right"

  • @matteowatteo1296
    @matteowatteo1296 3 роки тому +529

    Take a look at the faces in the crowd. You'll never find a more diverse following than the one Dave has. Everybody loves the guy. Why? Because he's funny AF.

    • @twothreebravo2374
      @twothreebravo2374 3 роки тому +32

      Its crazy how race doesn’t matter but its all people fucking go on about these days. Dave chappelle rules, he’ll laugh and joke about everything

    • @markabrahams2191
      @markabrahams2191 3 роки тому +10

      @@twothreebravo2374 The power of the media,or more accurately the people that own the media and the power to create division and chaos

    • @NG-oh1ov
      @NG-oh1ov 3 роки тому +15

      Went to see a screening of his documentary and the crowd was incredibly diverse, kind to one another and respectful- that’s the crowd Dave draws in- all his haters have it so wrong

    • @someguy7424
      @someguy7424 3 роки тому +9

      @@twothreebravo2374 THANK YOU! Racism has always been a problem in the USA, but it had been becoming less and less of a problem for decades until the last few years when we’ve taken massive steps back, and Jussie contributed to the problem for his own selfish reasons.

    • @conorsaintlouis9790
      @conorsaintlouis9790 3 роки тому +3

      Amen

  • @dereksmith2034
    @dereksmith2034 5 років тому +12640

    Subway needs a new sandwich called the Smollett sub plenty of Bologna and only available after 2 a.m.

  • @RafaelUnplugged
    @RafaelUnplugged Рік тому +11

    1:55 "justice for juicy" 😂

  • @AncientIrishCelt
    @AncientIrishCelt 3 роки тому +435

    "It sounds like something.... THAT I WOULD SAY!"
    Every time I hear that line I crack up. Good man Dave. Love ya.

    • @larrystreak1044
      @larrystreak1044 3 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @BSJDynasty
      @BSJDynasty 3 роки тому +2

      Yea, this and the Kanye Punchline are my favorites, they are platinum among the gold that is the rest of the jokes in this bit

  • @astroman30
    @astroman30 4 роки тому +1915

    "Minus 16 degrees. You were walking?!?! Okkaaaaaay."

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 роки тому +123

      At 2 in the morning...for Subway sandwiches...allllllllllright

    • @masterDarts4188
      @masterDarts4188 4 роки тому +65

      @@aztn19 Despite the fact that he was a celebrity worked on a show that paid him hundreds of thousands of dollars a month and was staying in a 5 star hotel.
      You'd think he'd just order takeout or drive one of his many cars. 🤦

    • @FateGathersStudios
      @FateGathersStudios 4 роки тому +23

      @@masterDarts4188 You think the guy actually drove anywhere? Any video out there shows him getting escorted out... Subway sandwiches lmfao, this dude hasn't had to get anything for himself for a few years now..

    • @theartofwar7806
      @theartofwar7806 4 роки тому +4

      @@masterDarts4188 It's 2AM, how about some Ramen Noodes or Mac n' cheese?

    • @ultimatemeepo
      @ultimatemeepo 4 роки тому +23

      @@theartofwar7806 More like its 2am who the fuck is walking in chicago for anything

  • @brucemanni7988
    @brucemanni7988 5 років тому +954

    When he said "maga hat!! Excuse me Mr Smollett, Frank come here! Find out where Kanye West was last night" I was dying with laughter

    • @rashed4034
      @rashed4034 5 років тому +4

      Bruce Mannie I didn’t get that part

    • @HumbledAnimeEnthusiast
      @HumbledAnimeEnthusiast 5 років тому +39

      Rashed Kanye is from Chicago. And a trump supporter who is known for wearing his MAGA hat.
      “Maga hats!, in Chicago?”
      Get it? Kanye would be the only person in Chicago wearing a maga hat.

    • @laverdad8915
      @laverdad8915 5 років тому +4

      Oh shit!...sorry yall..NOW I GET IT. Chingao! LMAAAOOO

    • @livibassy
      @livibassy 5 років тому +3

      Man when the man said that bit Bruce I was lying on the floor face down man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave Chapelle you are the best brother. Don't ever be afraid. Keep it real brother. Nuff Respect man. 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇯🇲.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 5 років тому +2

      I died when he said "this is MAGA country" in the Nigerian accent.

  • @vincecastro7145
    @vincecastro7145 5 років тому +535

    "You left the house at 2am..It's minus 16 degrees" lol

    • @1headphoneguy
      @1headphoneguy 5 років тому +23

      Vince Castro not to mention at the time there was a deep chilled polar vortex rolling over Chicago

    • @daimonmarioperez9501
      @daimonmarioperez9501 5 років тому +11

      @@1headphoneguy Then you say to yourself, I want a Subway sandwich....

    • @yellowstatic
      @yellowstatic 5 років тому +13

      Don’t forget, walking.. he was walking at 2am LOL..

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 років тому +7

      Pretty sure the Polar Vortex got down to -30 in some areas.

    • @ajjames1059
      @ajjames1059 5 років тому +11

      There was NO crime in the city that day. You know it's cold when the corner drug dealers won't come outside😂😂😂

  • @jamesclemons9284
    @jamesclemons9284 4 роки тому +1855

    It's even funnier because, as a Chicagoan, when we heard about this story we knew he was lying because, as Dave said, it was minus 16 degrees that night not including the wind chill.

    • @TudorascuBogdan
      @TudorascuBogdan 4 роки тому +93

      it checks out with the wearing of the maga hats. They were cold.

    • @beamgeorges3607
      @beamgeorges3607 4 роки тому +13

      Y 😂😂😂😂

    • @masteroftheuniverse9929
      @masteroftheuniverse9929 4 роки тому +57

      Is there a Subway open at 2:00am?

    • @DRock6906
      @DRock6906 4 роки тому +103

      No shit bro. I visited Chicago in '89 in the month of January... I'm from California... And when I said I thought I was gonna die, that is an UNDERSTATEMENT!! How in the f**k do ya'll survive in the winter?!?! Minus 16 degrees? DAM!! Where I'm from, it never dips below 50 :-)

    • @midwestlakelife
      @midwestlakelife 4 роки тому +52

      I'm over in Michigan and we felt the same thing here.
      It was so cold here in Michigan, we knew it had to be much colder in Chicago.
      The night he said it happened, it was so cold, I didn't want to go out to the freezer in my garage.
      Coldest it's been in the midwest in a long time.
      I knew it was BS from the weather alone.