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  • @golperuano
    @golperuano 4 роки тому +146

    The actor playing the priest has good comedic instincts! His delivery his hilarious!

    • @alya7800
      @alya7800 3 роки тому +19

      Seinfeld's extras are always great actors. Some of them might only have one scene but their delivery would be flawless.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 2 роки тому +4

      He was brought back to counsel Elaine and Puddy over her concerns about his lack of concern about her going to hell, and his feeling that she's too bossy.

    • @jimbob4920
      @jimbob4920 2 роки тому +3

      @@fromthehaven94 this is BOGUS man

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio Рік тому

      His talk with Puddy and Elaine about going to hell always makes me laugh as well

  • @mascos69
    @mascos69 4 роки тому +253

    When Jerry sat down on the kneeler...pure comedic genius! There have been some really good sitcoms past and present but nothing has or will beat Seinfeld.

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 4 роки тому

      Kirsty Birsty Roman Catholics, Episcopalians, maybe Lutherans.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 роки тому +3

      The show is funny but at times their jokes miss

    • @chickenheadfaerie9731
      @chickenheadfaerie9731 3 роки тому +5

      I'm gonna be real with ya, I had no idea what that thing was either until the guy said it was a kneeler

    • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
      @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 3 роки тому +2

      AMEN!

    • @calvinbaII
      @calvinbaII 11 місяців тому +1

      @@chickenheadfaerie9731 The technical term is a hassock, but 'kneeler' is just easiest to understand (for jews, muslims, athiests) so the writers just rolled with it; not to mention the writers were jewish too so probably didn't know lol.

  • @sliat1981
    @sliat1981 3 роки тому +162

    “I’m jewish”
    “Well that’s no sin”

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 6 років тому +272

    Can't even confess without George butting in.

  • @akshitkukreti
    @akshitkukreti 5 років тому +324

    "Excuse me ... mother?"
    "Siste-"
    "Sister!"

  • @bassmaster867
    @bassmaster867 5 років тому +204

    love how the Priest loves half a pope joke and gets angry at the dentist joke

    • @emptyhand777
      @emptyhand777 2 роки тому +5

      The priest isn't an anti-dentite bastard.

    • @spencer_jackson542
      @spencer_jackson542 Рік тому +1

      Notice how the sign next to the church at the very beginning says “st. Luke’s Lutheran church” despite FATHER Curtis being catholic. Very poor editing

  • @H76Pro
    @H76Pro 3 роки тому +35

    George can find Jerry anywhere 🤣

  • @videoinformer
    @videoinformer 2 роки тому +24

    I find "No, it offends me as a comedian!" one of funniest lines in Seinfeld, with that great two-line set up: "I have a suspicion he converted to Judaism solely for the jokes," followed by "And, this offends you as a Jew?"

    • @nextinstead
      @nextinstead Рік тому +1

      probably the greatest line on the show. i bet the writer was black.

  • @TheHurley108
    @TheHurley108 4 роки тому +41

    *This* is the sort of thing that made Seinfeld several cuts above every other sitcom in its time.

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 3 роки тому +18

    One of the funniest, most clever scenes in this show’s history.

  • @LucianCremeneanu
    @LucianCremeneanu 2 роки тому +10

    I wonder why the video was shortened. Jerry's knocking on the confessional wall is missing, which was extremely funny. And the priest's line ”That's funny!” after "Newer magazines".

  • @scaf5363
    @scaf5363 5 років тому +81

    “Father-“
    “One second..”

  • @khaotix64
    @khaotix64 10 місяців тому +4

    "Tell me your sins my son"
    "Well I should mention that I'm Jewish"
    "...well that's no sin"
    "Oh good"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaypritchett6846
    @jaypritchett6846 9 років тому +378

    It offends me as a comedian! Lol

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 4 роки тому +17

    How did George know he was there? lol

  • @redphantom2670
    @redphantom2670 3 роки тому +9

    every second of this clip is hilarious.

  • @PretentiousStuff
    @PretentiousStuff 4 роки тому +11

    I remember laughing so hard when I first saw this scene I felt my rib pop

  • @evilma66otify
    @evilma66otify 4 роки тому +14

    Father: hahahaHAHAHA
    Jerry: Father
    Father: One second. Hahahahaha.
    😅😂💀

  • @bmvthemoviefanatic7282
    @bmvthemoviefanatic7282 4 роки тому +8

    George LOVES the pop-in XD

  • @RafaelFontanaOficial
    @RafaelFontanaOficial 6 місяців тому

    This is best confessional scene of all time.

  • @intelligenthuman3262
    @intelligenthuman3262 10 місяців тому +1

    I wish comedy was still this good 😂😂

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 4 роки тому +17

    That’s a kneeler lol

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Рік тому +4

    As a Jewish person with a very limited understanding of Catholicism, I feel like this is exactly what I'd do if I ever went into a confessional XD

  • @Wildflower5258_
    @Wildflower5258_ 4 місяці тому

    Seinfeld -- Love Jerry in a Catholic Church in the "confessing booth". Watley as a Priest, telling Jerry "that's a kneeler". --- Wicked funny 🤣

  • @neoluddite5676
    @neoluddite5676 4 роки тому +6

    1:40 Jerry looks so defeated Lol

  • @neoluddite5676
    @neoluddite5676 4 роки тому +3

    0:30 jerry looks very happy Lol

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 5 років тому +14

    Damnit! Now I need to watch these again

  • @amitjodha9057
    @amitjodha9057 4 роки тому +32

    "That's not a sin"

  • @mlsaulnier
    @mlsaulnier 6 місяців тому

    George doing the confessional booth pop in

  • @HubertJass
    @HubertJass Місяць тому

    Even funnier that Julia Louis-Drefus met the pope at the Vatican yesterday,
    I wonder if she asked him about the Raquel Welch / lifeboat joke?

  • @blankpool
    @blankpool 10 місяців тому

    0:57 best Seinfeld reasoning
    1:54 that joke is about as old now as the Raquel Welch joke was back then.

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski 4 роки тому +3

    2:05 this, just this.

  • @cchewwitup
    @cchewwitup 2 роки тому +3

    alright fine, ill watch all the seasons for a 10th time

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому +3

    "Oh I haven't heard that one"

  • @LL-pk2uu
    @LL-pk2uu 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @danawinsor1380
    @danawinsor1380 Рік тому +2

    The audacity of having a scene with Jerry in a confessional! The writers were brilliant!

  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn 2 роки тому +1

    OMG I forgot about this scene!! Only Seinfeld could've pulled this off lol!! Even the priest knows Yada Yada

  • @NaturalElicia
    @NaturalElicia 3 роки тому +3

    lol George was a creep he pops up everywhere for his love of Jerry lol

    • @steveguild871
      @steveguild871 2 роки тому +1

      Hence he dates a woman that looks like Jerry.

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace 4 роки тому +6

    Who gets one wisdom tooth removed at 60 years old? It'd probably have pierced into his brain at that point

  • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
    @darkthorpocomicknight7891 3 роки тому

    Damn I forgot that mother joke ... lol

  • @mzwandilemdlela6847
    @mzwandilemdlela6847 9 місяців тому

    Setting time aside in his day to go to confession to complain about Whatley and his jokes

  • @nachiketkatore3538
    @nachiketkatore3538 3 роки тому +1

    If father doesn't have office hours how does he come to listen to confession?

    • @LucianCremeneanu
      @LucianCremeneanu 2 роки тому +1

      Jerry was asking for a meeting in the priest's office but he was not available there. That's why he choose to go to the confessional.

    • @nachiketkatore3538
      @nachiketkatore3538 2 роки тому

      @@LucianCremeneanu thanks

  • @pabloa.delpino408
    @pabloa.delpino408 5 років тому +1

    Wich season episode? Please!!

    • @aflamrecab1
      @aflamrecab1 5 років тому +6

      The Yada Yada"
      Season 8
      Episode 19

  • @akshatsharma5051
    @akshatsharma5051 4 роки тому +13

    I am Indian and Hindu and even I know we call them sisters😂😂

  • @laucerizola801
    @laucerizola801 3 роки тому

    Father?..
    One second.

  • @Easy-Eight
    @Easy-Eight 5 років тому +9

    Whatley turned into Heisenberg so it all worked out.

    • @rotemta7
      @rotemta7 4 роки тому

      He named himself Heisenberg after werner Heisenberg who was not Jewish and worked on an atomic bom for Natzi Germeny

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 2 роки тому +1

    0:57 - It was funny then but this has aged like a vintage wine considering what offends Jerry in comedy today.

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee 9 місяців тому

    Chruch

  • @amcheck4828
    @amcheck4828 10 місяців тому

    What happened to Jerry knocking like that

  • @macaryl95
    @macaryl95 3 роки тому +2

    Excuse me sista

  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 Рік тому +2

    The priest doesn't like anti-denites, either.

  • @zoobafornow
    @zoobafornow 5 років тому +15

    I don't get the newer magazines joke

    • @supermilkguy
      @supermilkguy 5 років тому +1

      王朝愉 the joke is there’s no difference between the two

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 4 роки тому +11

      The joke is that dentist offices are notorious for having very dated magazines (some several years old, even), while the average person tosses out maganizes and replaces them with new ones within a month or two. So the joke is that the only difference between a dentist and sadist is that one has extremely dated maganizes while the other doesn't.

    • @ryanmedeiros9450
      @ryanmedeiros9450 4 роки тому

      @@Deadlyaztec27 but i dont get what does the sadist have to do with anything, is there some other context im not aware of?

    • @DangerasTM
      @DangerasTM 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanmedeiros9450 In america a common stereotype is that Dentists conduct painful procedures. Most of the time thats false as they give you aesthetic.

  • @BenE8844
    @BenE8844 3 роки тому

    Can someone explain the “bouys”, joke?

    • @victoria3011
      @victoria3011 2 роки тому

      I’m assuming the reference to Raquel Welch’s buoys is a reference to her “assets”…

    • @saltech3444
      @saltech3444 2 роки тому

      "Hand me the buoys/boobies"

  • @gregbradshaw7220
    @gregbradshaw7220 6 місяців тому

    No it offends me as a comedian!

  • @howdj
    @howdj 5 років тому +8

    Americans say buoys wrong.

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 5 років тому

      Well you forgot to put double-quotes around the word you were meant to emphasize. Correct yourself first.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 5 років тому +7

      ObamaisnextLincoln, probably because you Americans will look for any excuse to be lazy.

    • @dianamuneke5360
      @dianamuneke5360 4 роки тому +4

      KhAoz which is why we’re the most successful country in the world

    • @jaredjones1752
      @jaredjones1752 3 роки тому +1

      And people from the UK pronounce the world "life" as if it's spelled "loyf".
      No one's perfect.

    • @jaredjones1752
      @jaredjones1752 3 роки тому

      @@MrBraddles3128 You only insult Americans because you're jealous of us. For all our supposed "laziness", we're still the world's #1 economy, a technological & scientific leader; we have 44 of the world's top 100 Universities...need I go on? What has all your "hard work" gotten your nation? A paragraph in a history book, at best, I'm sure. You're an example of the old adage that "inferiority breeds resentment". 😁

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 6 років тому +26

    It's funny how they assume that just because you're Jewish means you're automatically funny.

    • @aflamrecab1
      @aflamrecab1 5 років тому +8

      They must have seen a great show called Seinfeld.It's full of funny Jews.

    • @czl29
      @czl29 5 років тому +5

      It's for the material doofus...

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 4 роки тому

      Indeed, it's like a black comedian cracking jokes about the black community.
      A white person can't do that. Neither can a non-jewish person make jokes about schindler's list.
      You need to be in the group so that you can dump the filter.

    • @mustafacom6378
      @mustafacom6378 4 роки тому

      @@manuelsputnik Like Whatley

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack Рік тому

      He’s trying to comer the market that’s the outrage

  • @kapmetzeiken5415
    @kapmetzeiken5415 4 роки тому +1

    My anus always hurts the day after I had real spicy food.

  • @jameswills-so1wm
    @jameswills-so1wm Рік тому

    Not funny

  • @Blastaar7
    @Blastaar7 9 років тому +20

    ?!?!?! I didn't know a black person ever appeared on sinfield!!!!

    • @TorontoLibertarian
      @TorontoLibertarian 8 років тому +73

      +Blastaar7 WTF are you on about? Jackie Chiles? You can't have seen very many episodes. Are you from some shit country or something?

    • @Blastaar7
      @Blastaar7 8 років тому +19

      TorontoLibertarian
      why are you so mad? Maybe i havent seen every episode, but understand that i'm not the only one who's noticed an all white main cast in a show set in new york city. Either way, my comment was meant to be playful, so calm down.

    • @TorontoLibertarian
      @TorontoLibertarian 8 років тому +11

      My bad, just seemed like a weird comment.

    • @williamarroyave6999
      @williamarroyave6999 7 років тому +15

      Blastaar7 weird comment

    • @KINGMJ1990
      @KINGMJ1990 6 років тому +6

      there aren't many, that's why it became a hit. Generally people move among their own race. It's true.

  • @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
    @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 11 місяців тому +1

    There is NO way that Jerry rote that joke. Jerry is not that funny. He is actually really boring ithout riter. The letter doubleU is missing from my keyboard

  • @ETH5626
    @ETH5626 5 років тому +4

    I still don't get how Seinfeld is offended by his dentist as a comedian? Big Whoop about it, If he had truly said it offends him as a Jewish then i would understand that. Still Seinfield should be given a head slap for offending the priest with that Dentist and sadist joke.

    • @ETH5626
      @ETH5626 5 років тому +2

      @silky johnson If that's supposed to be an insult towards me, you're failing miserably cause i know it's a tv show. Besides the only one who's a "butthurt libtard" about the whole thing is Seinfeld himself.

    • @artygunnar
      @artygunnar 5 років тому +6

      bc its da free pass to make jokes abt anytin... watley was catolic, now jew, so watley can make jokes abt more stuff

    • @ETH5626
      @ETH5626 5 років тому +3

      @@artygunnar Ahh thanks for clarifying that. Still Seinfeld shouldn't be upset that someone else that isn't a comedian can come up with jokes better then him.

    • @PawsleyDirt
      @PawsleyDirt 5 років тому +2

      Seinfeld also should not have been upset about Puddy using his move, dating a girl Newman previously dated (and dumped), his Pony remark, getting a gift that has been re-gifted, whether his girlfriend's breasts are real or not, his date not taking a bite of his apple pie, and so on, and so on.
      You would not have a show without Jerry getting upset about anything.

    • @frankgutierrez1168
      @frankgutierrez1168 2 роки тому

      Better three years late to this than never! Jerry once said that a big key to his humour was to get a few laughs during the telling, but that the end of a part-scene or joke had to have the biggest laugh. One way that he did it was to give a completely unexpected and funny punch line, or twist. The "No, it offends me as a comedian!" response is just that.

  • @judyvalencia3257
    @judyvalencia3257 6 років тому +3

    That was NOT a funny joke. At least I didn't find it funny.

    • @colewelch7190
      @colewelch7190 6 років тому +24

      judy valencia I found it fucking hilarious 😂

    • @DEADG6D
      @DEADG6D 5 років тому +1

      People like u suck

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 2 роки тому

      @@DEADG6D People like her vote Democrat.