How A Bald Depressed Frenchman Won The Napoleonic Wars - Napoleon Total War
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- I haven't played base Napoleon in a while, thought i'd give it a funny old whirl of a go... Didn't go as I expected.
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0:15 You've acknowledged March of the Eagles but did not bring it back....shame on you. ISP is coming
SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*
SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*
SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*
F O R S H A M E !
@@stevanpetrovic6308
Shame...
*Loads Shotgun*
Avery the Cuban-American What does ISP stand for?
I know you !!!
How Alex the rambler won the great napoleonic war
Even russian winter fears his mighty hairline
@@saintnostalgic1341 😂🤣🤣😂
Oof
I felt that
@Witos _ So they fear nothing?
His hair retreated faster than the french
"who is vaping on the frontlines?"
one of the best isorrow quotes yet
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Im not a gravy baby im a beef stock boi
personally im a shoyu broth
@@PermadeathHD No cant you read your clearly an epic hacker man
Maxy117 I’m what you humans call stupid
I'm a PC
@@sophiekirkpatrick300 wait a moment
finally a game where alex the rambler is a general and the hairline is correct on the portrait
0:06 Damn with that amazing Spanish you'd do well at the Democratic Presidential Debates.
As a Hispanic person I nominate Isorrow as Local Imperial Governor of America in the God-Empeor's name!!!
me molestan a diaro good ol Yugoslavia
10:15 “Who is vaping on the front line?” 😂
I invite you to see the biography of Marshal Davout, the "Iron Marshal"....it's a great guy 👌
The only guy who suggested a historical biography in a fkin meme video
@@obihugzenobi Marshal Suchet never lost a battle either
I sneezed so hard I fell into a puddle.
A puddle of *REVOLUTION*
Meanwhile in Spain
Holy SHIT!!!
Download third age mod in medieval 2 and conquer the world using only hobbits.
the archers or the infantry?
yes
Incredibly depressed hairline guy
Alex the Rambler: Is that like a personal attack or something
that guy was marshal davout, commander of III corp, known as the iron marshal, best of the napoleon's marshals, he defeated the main Prussian army(twice his size) at the battle of Jena-auerstadt on his own
Imperator Rome Wheel of random countries.
Davout! My greatest marshal! Somebody acknowledges him finally!
b a l d
That's right. With the help of Energizer batteries, you too can take control of Europe
Ahh yes, my favorite drink, battery liquid
@@zacharymohammadi a man of refined taste
I actually used to suck on batteries. Like seriously. Lmfao
"Britain cannot Trafalgar me if I Trafalgar myself"
That is some pro historian move right there.
Back in the days when fighting with bagguettes actually worked
D'où tu parles mal de Davout toi? Ce type est invaincu sur le champ de bataille. Not a single defeat on his whole career.
@Suebian from Customer Outreach Davout's frenchness is so powerful it rubbed off on him
Most players are way too cautious at the start of grand campaign and you make sucker-punching Britain look SO easy.
Play Empire total war as The Ottoman Empire Expert Mode if you're up for it.
ARTILLERY ONLY
@The Nova renaissance eh, there's nothing of note there anyways
Poor Davout getting verbally abused, but at least he got to slap the Duke of Wellington around.
ISP: *Takes Moscow*
Russians: "Time to burn this city!"
Every UA-camr: standard welcoming
Isp: *g r a v y b a b i e s*
being one of iSorrowproductions gravy babies make me feel warm and fuzzy
If your gravy is fuzzy then I would be a bit concerned
1:00 The french decided to adopt Italian tactics and throw meatballs at the Austrians.
Very spicy meatballs.
I'm confused. It's an iSorrows video but why is Alex the Rambler on the thumbnail?
Next Video :Bald man wins March of the Eagles
fun fact: that bald guy is in the video is davout, napoleon's best marshall and even THE YOUNGEST ONE
Alex used to be bald and depressed now he’s happy and appendix free
Napoleon: Stop trading with Britain or else!
Russia: Screw you!
Napoleon: Declares war and defeat 6th Coalition
Russia: BuRnS cOuNtrY tO thE gRouND
Surrender meets switching sides...
*Europe.exe has stopped working
Artillery only
10:10 WTF how do you know about "babushka?" you amaze me xD love you
Isorrow its half 11 and you’ve uploaded a video about total war
You mad lad
UA-cam turned off my notifications so I had no idea this absolute unit of a video was ever made.
Big apple, beautiful pattern,
Good pudding
Connecting big cake
Not too good at night
We didn't have class
Our heart is very happy,
Sports and games,
Not too good at night
Big wow, short wind,
Around the house
It is going home,
Not too good at night
Evening, evening
Beautiful at night
leave school
Not too good at night
I walk like a cloud
Forest and bathroom
At the same time, I saw people
Lord Golden Bear
Shaomu
Flowers and aerial dance
It looks like a wonderful star.
Hot milk
left
neck:
I see thousands of people
Flange head
He dreams of waves, but he has
No light
The poet is not gay
Like John:
I have a lot of fat. But I don’t think so
This is one of my favorite themes:
Oh
Blank table is empty or empty
They hit their hearts.
good luck
Then I am very happy.
And dance spices
You gave me a good laugh during this pandemic. Welp I might as well subscribe to you bro, thank you.
When you joke about the fishing rod, but then it's Minecraft
Glad to see an upload, I was already starving on quality map game content
Rooting for you to stay ahead of ISP.
ISORROW! YOU CANT SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAINE! You can’t go around saying March of the eagles willy nilly
At least he has a better hairline then Alex
This video came out on the day my cat had to be put down so I’d say I’m not one of the people that was having a good day.
5:27 that is the sneakiest Charge of The Light Brigade reference ever
2:34 He Want pictures of Spiderman
Warhammer, Fly into Kislev on griffons.
Why would you even want to take Kislev?
@@youroldpapapalpy1894 It is seems to be the warhammer equivalent to Moskou
The thumbnail looks like one of those steal his look memés
Davout was Napoleon's best Marshal!
when you say most of your kills are artillery,
Artillery only
I like the way Russia has its army in Moscow when its capital is actually SAINT PETERSBURG
*I hope you find the guy who was vaping on the front lines*
Appreciate the love for Marshal Davout. He was probably Napoleon's best general. Shame during the Waterloo Campaign he was made Secratary of War and not given a proper military command.
Rip Austrians -(June 27 2019 - june 27 2019)
After getting wet to my underwear and nearly falling to a puddle but instead getting splashed by a car from the said puddle this videos intro is finally for me. At least I'm not Napoleon, 200 year old and dead.
The British Fleet, probably
"Sir, the enemy is sending an army over the channel"
"Lemme see the Cliff of Dover in peace, sergeant"
"SIR, BRITAIN IS GOING TO FALL"
"But this cliff tho..."
Finally some love for Davout
I have had surgery and laughing is not recommended for me
Dear lord save me
All this time and we’re still using the gravy baby thing...
I'm not a gravy baby, I'm chicken stock
March of the eagles. Do it you won’t no balls
"Bald Depressed Frenchman"
*shows Davout*
4:19 Just like Calligula with the attack on Neptune (God of Water)
Oh hey its Marshal Davout.
Ah yes, the famous Austrian city of CLANGENFURT
Summer is coming students. (GOT music plays in the background.)
Does he call us gravy babies because he cares? Or because we make him "gravy".......... Also he needs to eat biscuits and gravy
The bald man (Marshal davout) was actually a badass IRL. Look him up
there's also a spanish campaign in napoleon as dlc. it's not too big but it's pretty fun, you get spanish guerrillas and stuff
You know what you haven't played in a while? That's right March of the Eagles
ISP winning a game of Total War while RPing as Alex the Rambler.
How the fuck did I read that title as “How a bald Frenchman won the Napolionic wars dressed as a Frenchwoman”
The title of this video should really be called, ”how ISP won the napoleonic wars”...or maybe Drew Durnil
9:20 lol Napoleon just Pearl Harbor'd St. Petersburg and Moscow
3:24 Looks like you had lots of fun shouting Klagenfurt. Just to give you another laugh, Klagenfurt basically means flat passable river, where everyone complains for some reason. German city names are great.
Either Peninsular war DLC or one of the coalition campaigns like Prussia, Russia, Austria or Britain.
I searched up Isorrowproductions being depressed and this is the first video I got
4:25 Napoleon invaded Egypt to theraten British India 11111!!!!!!!!1!!11!
oh god this is the giant british robot anime timeline
that bald guy needs a vacation
Today was actually my day ISP thank you for noticing
Ladies and gentlemans. Today, 100 years ago, the Treaty of Versailles was signed.
Press F to... you know...
French french Cyprus?
I'm down :DDDDDDDD
Hello ISP, consider trying Imperial Glory, an "old" game on the napoleonic Era. Pls try it out it was my favorite game as a child.
Napoleon total war is so cool and I like it so much because of that and Isorrow is cool so therefore I like Isorrow because he is Napoleon total war
I love the title and the thumbnail
Hippity hoppity, *Your country is mine*
Remember kids!1! Don't be Napoleon?
"That guy has a fishing rod."
is it bad that i knew the other napoleonic game was march of the eagles before he even said it
Oh I know what to do...
WHAT ABOUT TO DO NAPOLEON ARTILLERY ONLY?
The Iron Marshal ...poor him
This is so me except the bald and french parts also the napoleonic wars part
0:15 my m8 forgot about M&B Napoleonic wars
I beat the Italian campaign by going into deep debt
A modern Napoleon Total war that includes the war of 1812 and the skirmishes of the Franco Indian alliance. would be cool shit.
Yeet, its a short man.
Have you ever done Western Roman empire in Attila Total War?...just to punish yourself
March of the Eagles artillery only
If you want more Napoleonic War you can by the Peninsular Campaign DLC.
GREAT for birthday I get ISP best day
Well a depressed German defeated France in 60 days
ThomasTurner69
Well, an egotistical Corsican French with his bald French friend defeated Prussia, the main German power, in a week.