When "Gamers" join the real army

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    0:00 When "Gamers" join the real army
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +1407

    Trying to convince the British Army that a sequal to this video is needed, where we drive around in Challenger 2 tanks, having trained for years in War Thunder and World of Tanks. Who knows, they might like it? Anyway, stop data brokers from exposing your personal information. Go to our sponsor aura.com/squire to get a 14-day free trial and see how much of yours is being sold!

    • @Chilespace
      @Chilespace Місяць тому +57

      As a registered member of the army’s elite tank regiment “The 12th Gaijin Regiment” I can confirm, after asking my Colonel, that you will be given our Challenger 3 prototype.
      Kind regards,
      Private Stalin

    • @Chilespace
      @Chilespace Місяць тому +31

      As a follow-up to that, I would like to confirm that you do need a minimum of 350 hours in War Thunder to command the tank.
      Kind Regards,
      Private Stalin

    • @Hardwarebeer
      @Hardwarebeer Місяць тому +3

      Would be awesome, looking forward to it! Spring greetings from northern Finland :)

    • @mattisantanen3375
      @mattisantanen3375 Місяць тому +12

      Hey, a T-90 was destroyed by a supposed War Thunder gamer!

    • @kyleschneider6871
      @kyleschneider6871 Місяць тому +10

      Well, at least if they're War Thunder experts they already know all the classified details about the various vehicles after those classified documents showed up on the forums...

  • @CelesteSDBK
    @CelesteSDBK Місяць тому +5538

    Gamers will complain how unbalanced real war is when, instead of getting the UAV, you get PTSD when you reach 5 kills.

  • @panzertank5811
    @panzertank5811 Місяць тому +2900

    Unrealistic there was no T-bagging

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +691

      That's something nobody volenteered to be a part of, with me. Not sure why.

    • @panzertank5811
      @panzertank5811 Місяць тому +60

      @@SquireComedy yeah that is strange

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 Місяць тому +58

      ​@@SquireComedyAre you the top or the bottom.😮

    • @EnglishKiwi
      @EnglishKiwi Місяць тому +70

      ​@@SquireComedymight have something to do with a certain someone's constant pants malfunction...

    • @Moeflyer6213
      @Moeflyer6213 Місяць тому +13

      I thought teabagging is in Halo multiplayer games...

  • @Blink3Y3
    @Blink3Y3 Місяць тому +185

    helldivers 2 salute followed by personal data protection is very topical.

  • @bigolbearthejammydodger6527
    @bigolbearthejammydodger6527 Місяць тому +220

    A s a former army engineer and a gamer (even gaming content creator) and a man that runs a community of forces veteran gamers, I have to say......
    This documentary was fantastic! (shared with my community, we will all appreciate the humour).
    Also a little FYI - the forces actually use games as training tools. I believe these days its some special variant of arma, Im old though so back in my day it was a variant of the half life/counterstrike engine along with a special version of the original total war engine for strategic discussion. In addition the UK and US and EU have adopted console pads and now touch screen as interfaces for a lot of tech, as people are already experienced with them.

    • @123domo8
      @123domo8 Місяць тому +16

      I think the one good thing I heard was the US recruiting gamers as drone pilots for some reason, "some" of us are better at it. Well, it is an Xbox controller...

    • @031Productions
      @031Productions 29 днів тому +2

      Arma 3 is the basis for LAV 6 gunnery simulators here.

    • @bigolbearthejammydodger6527
      @bigolbearthejammydodger6527 29 днів тому +1

      @@031Productions cool thanks for letting me know! stay safe out there.

    • @therandomcommenter6629
      @therandomcommenter6629 22 дні тому +2

      I was going to say arma would be a far more successful subsection of gamers to select rather than the COD dudes

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 21 день тому +2

      are any of these public? I might actually be interested (I have 2,000 hours in arma 3, 135 in squad and a few dozen in RoN) if not someone leak that shit!

  • @Hexyann
    @Hexyann Місяць тому +2231

    0:12 “oh i hate this map” sounds accurate for a gamer to say

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +344

      Was torn between that and "Man these graphics are great"

    • @Hexyann
      @Hexyann Місяць тому +62

      @@SquireComedy i think it would have been equally as funny

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 Місяць тому +31

      *Proceeds to reload after shooting two rounds!* Technically, it makes more sense to constantly reload when you have unlimited ammo and enemies that know how long it takes to reload.

    • @williamhalsted4
      @williamhalsted4 Місяць тому +25

      @@SquireComedy Both. "Oh I hate this map." "Yeah, but these graphics are great!"

    • @wastool
      @wastool Місяць тому +4

      ​@@SquireComedyOr, these graphics suck.

  • @banana360
    @banana360 Місяць тому +1411

    Hearing some British guy yell "1 v 1 ME ON RUST!" is such a magical thing.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +178

      Real oldies play on shipment.

    • @_7-7-7_
      @_7-7-7_ Місяць тому +11

      @@SquireComedy do you remember dome? The Hooraaa as you jumped off the balcony on the inside used to send shivers down my pre-pubescent spine.

    • @mickieg1994
      @mickieg1994 Місяць тому +2

      Scrapyard was the best 1v1 map

    • @kilianortmann9979
      @kilianortmann9979 Місяць тому +1

      @@SquireComedy Hell yeah, free for all, shotguns only.

    • @spdfatomicstructure
      @spdfatomicstructure Місяць тому +3

      @@SquireComedy Crash, Nuketown and Crossfire are my go-to maps

  • @cicagorio1
    @cicagorio1 Місяць тому +61

    The guy at 0:28, crouching and jumping on the window really got me 🤣🤣

    • @R4ndomUser567
      @R4ndomUser567 27 днів тому +4

      Same and also when he reloaded after every shot lol

    • @TheIndianaGeoff
      @TheIndianaGeoff 14 днів тому +1

      ​and the bunny hop.

  • @XLORDPROPL
    @XLORDPROPL Місяць тому +27

    0:16 This kid is bunnyhopping through ivy, out middle, through our connector, THROUGH, FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR like a speed demon! :)

  • @herknorth8691
    @herknorth8691 Місяць тому +1104

    I'm old enough to remember when COD gamers first started joining up. A friend of mine went through basic with one who asked "can I carry two guns?" Much to his chagrin, they obliged him.

    • @justnothing8692
      @justnothing8692 Місяць тому +138

      Did they give him a heavy machine gun to carry around

    • @Kenionatus
      @Kenionatus Місяць тому +19

      lol

    • @herknorth8691
      @herknorth8691 Місяць тому +43

      @@justnothing8692 Man, I hope so!

    • @Lazydiety
      @Lazydiety Місяць тому +27

      @@justnothing8692 akimbo chopper hahaha

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap Місяць тому +165

      as soon as he got to Afghanistan, he dropped his M4 and picked up an AK47 from the ground

  • @unsuisseegare1291
    @unsuisseegare1291 Місяць тому +1251

    2:02 They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in physics"

  • @jakerolfe7689
    @jakerolfe7689 Місяць тому +19

    Thinking Lazerpigs opening voice over was a missed opportunity for something like "The elite 69th 'We Did Your Mum Regiment' of the 420th Mechanized Infantry Division" but the video is still piss funny anyway. Good work.

  • @amzarnacht6710
    @amzarnacht6710 Місяць тому +11

    That embedded ad was f*king epic.
    If all ads had half as much thematic cohesion we wouldn't need to chapter skip or install blockers.

  • @makkypakky
    @makkypakky Місяць тому +493

    This was so unrealistic. The drill seargent was actually nice.

    • @catfwish
      @catfwish Місяць тому +23

      And the grenade kill was thrown by the victim, usually that's someone else.

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 Місяць тому +10

      drill seargents are really nice people outside of their job.

    • @lewistivey
      @lewistivey Місяць тому +21

      ⁠ one of my old Sgt Majors was one of the scariest guys on the parade square. The rest of the time he was one of the most down to earth, nicest guy ever 😂

    • @Interdacted
      @Interdacted Місяць тому +6

      Drill sgt's in england be like: Okay bruvs let's all take our daily tea break and get back to our training.

    • @djwabe3938
      @djwabe3938 Місяць тому +6

      He looks like Capt. Price.

  • @skroowi8105
    @skroowi8105 Місяць тому +337

    With over 4k hours on HOI4, I've been heavily recruited for Brigadier General but I told them to stop calling me until they have a Field Marshal position open.

    • @shadowd9810
      @shadowd9810 19 днів тому +5

      im waiting for a military industrialist political advisor position because I have perfect factory macro but they said something about a degree.. ig global warming is a real problem

    • @user-ou9qd9no5n
      @user-ou9qd9no5n 18 днів тому +3

      ​@@shadowd9810so, you're factorio enjoyer?

    • @bredyhopi
      @bredyhopi 7 днів тому

      @skroowi8105 is it real or fake?

    • @clementbianchini8651
      @clementbianchini8651 4 дні тому

      6 million casualties but I took 12 square miles, I am such a genius tactician I should be commander in chief of a whole coalition !

  • @claudebonanni6298
    @claudebonanni6298 Місяць тому +8

    I enjoyed the little turnabout at the end acknowledging the drone warfare aspect

  • @BlokeontheRange
    @BlokeontheRange Місяць тому +9

    OMFG lads, this is effing brilliant! Possibly your best one yet! 😆 Even the excessively-long-but-contractually-obligated ad/promo/thang was good!😝

  • @alexblack6421
    @alexblack6421 Місяць тому +311

    “Lot of friends got JOBS…”
    That hit home….
    I did thousands of hours (tours) in all theatres…. Thank us for our service…. The flashbacks , headaches and seizures I have are all from my sacrifices…. Some of us came back with IBS, others came back needing reading glasses the size of a crystal ball….. Timmy yells at everything now…. And I hate loading screens….. can’t get over them…

  • @kaiberuss
    @kaiberuss Місяць тому +859

    honestly the only real world application gamers can effectively be used is defending a place, cause we're used to sitting in the same position for hours if not days on end without any sleep sustenance water going to the toilet etc. etc. etc

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +322

      Ah, that would've been a good line. Why aren't you writing this shit?

    • @kaiberuss
      @kaiberuss Місяць тому +79

      also talking about gamers, i believe some of them have really good eyesight and even ability to discern certain objects or vehicles, because some people can actually see a fucking squirrel shit in the forest from 17 miles away discern what type of squirel it is, their eye sight and what that squirrel had to eat 10 years ago

    • @kaiberuss
      @kaiberuss Місяць тому +39

      @@SquireComedy because thats about all the content i can muster for atleast the upcoming 3 years

    • @cp1cupcake
      @cp1cupcake Місяць тому +25

      @@kaiberuss Don't tell the british army that they shouldn't use gamers for soldiers in every situation. I remember a case a few years ago where a soldier made the news because he got sick and tired of training through CoD (it might have been a different, unrealistic game) and started TKing because he couldn't take it seriously anymore.

    • @Astrosk1er
      @Astrosk1er Місяць тому +8

      That and drones

  • @kingdom8769
    @kingdom8769 Місяць тому

    you keep making me think i have squad running in the background... brilliant as always!

  • @TheVoiTube
    @TheVoiTube Місяць тому +1

    Amazing. Keep up the good work.

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 Місяць тому +911

    “The lowest level of stds, and we are quite proud of that”
    lol

    • @americanhistorybuff3385
      @americanhistorybuff3385 Місяць тому

      Yeah that was the most polite way of saying you get no bitches.

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 Місяць тому +16

      Self pleasure injuries or infections count as STDs.
      If you don't keep your toys clean or if you put the wrong toy in the wrong hole after using it in the proper hole, well, you can get a nasty infection.

    • @DSToNe19and83
      @DSToNe19and83 Місяць тому +25

      @@PhilLesh69 I prefer not to know, thanks for sharing..

    • @albusplaustrum06
      @albusplaustrum06 Місяць тому +7

      Barrack Bunnies are near extinction after this move...

    • @robbietorkelsonn8509
      @robbietorkelsonn8509 Місяць тому +2

      @@PhilLesh69 well it doesn't have the T, does it?

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI Місяць тому +652

    I had to pause for a few when the "soldier" was firing two shots out of a full mag, and dumping it to reload. A little too on the nose.

    • @MiketheMadness
      @MiketheMadness Місяць тому +47

      COD tactical reloads. Very realistic, and tactical. Honest.

    • @6038am
      @6038am Місяць тому +21

      Every cod bro in Helldivers 2

    • @CynicalIndulgence
      @CynicalIndulgence Місяць тому +17

      while probably intended as a nod to obsessive reloading in FPS games, in a training scenario it's actually quite plausible. You load all your mags with a few bullets, then go and practice reloading on the range.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Місяць тому +4

      @@MiketheMadness
      Ahem, it's pronounced, "tacti-cool."
      🤓

    • @joedufour8188
      @joedufour8188 Місяць тому +9

      There have been many a time when that last round in a full mag gets the kill. You know, after you hip-spray-n-pray the rest of them before finally aiming.

  • @NorthernerInSpace
    @NorthernerInSpace Місяць тому +1

    Loved the Arma 3 spotter!

  • @JonO387
    @JonO387 8 днів тому +5

    The best part, by far, was Private TigerAce1945 trying to go into 3rd person.

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +584

    The Ministry of Defense has overlooked a potentially lethal class of warriors, until now. Gamers are set to swell the miniture ranks of the British armed forces, bringing with them anger, asthma medication and an armoury of RGB gaming equipment. Cheers to @LazerPig and @EnglishKiwi for helping us out on this one.

    • @wubsyman5796
      @wubsyman5796 Місяць тому

      They haven't overlooked them, they simply realised gamers are just too strong.
      We're immune to gas/chemical warfare as we're acclimated to it.
      We're immune to energy weapons as the thick grease deposits covering out skin shield us.
      We're immune to honey traps we know to run from women.
      Need I go on?
      Gamers need to be nerfed!

    • @MBHpowers
      @MBHpowers Місяць тому +8

      Yep I am a newbie so I still have some grinding too do though I am hoping that IRL world war drops soon its been teased for a while but they keep cancelling it the graphics look amazing though

    • @thomasbaker6563
      @thomasbaker6563 Місяць тому +8

      Lazer pig is ace, and English kiwi is the man for Airsoft l85/86 stuff

    • @ethanwashington60
      @ethanwashington60 Місяць тому +4

      It's spelt 'Defence' in the UK mate 😉

    • @focuszx
      @focuszx Місяць тому +3

      Lazer f'in Pig! Legend.

  • @mooqer
    @mooqer Місяць тому +228

    0:39 BRO DID A 360 NO SCOPE IRL

    • @seanhendricks4705
      @seanhendricks4705 Місяць тому +2

      Just about fell out of my car.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Місяць тому +2

      airhorn noises intensify
      That is pretty impressive, for real!

    • @Thesfsplayer
      @Thesfsplayer Місяць тому

      OOOOOOhHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @1683clifton
      @1683clifton Місяць тому

      God willing that report was added in post. Flagged his whole squad irl!

    • @UnitedNationXScar
      @UnitedNationXScar Місяць тому +1

      I spit out my sweet roll on that one 😂😂

  • @waroftherebellion.
    @waroftherebellion. Місяць тому

    Well done. This was excellent work!

  • @jsealejandro06
    @jsealejandro06 21 день тому

    The arma enemy spotted thing during the sniper bit, actually made me chuckle

  • @panbaiye
    @panbaiye Місяць тому +229

    That 360 no scope was incredible

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +64

      I think that jump alone qualifies me as a para. Can I have my wings now?

    • @panbaiye
      @panbaiye Місяць тому +6

      @@SquireComedy yes, universally

    • @TM450FI
      @TM450FI Місяць тому +2

      ​@@SquireComedy you have to drink 32 Red Bulls in a 30 minutes time span and almost have an Heart Attack, like a real gamer would

    • @redcrafterlppa303
      @redcrafterlppa303 Місяць тому +2

      The comment I was searching for

    • @joedufour8188
      @joedufour8188 Місяць тому +1

      @@SquireComedy The US Space Force has been watching you closely. They want to use you as their first official launch vehicle.

  • @OFuzi
    @OFuzi Місяць тому

    Squad backgrounds sounds, nice!

  • @AMNovy
    @AMNovy Місяць тому

    Oh my, made my day! Keep it up guys!

  • @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
    @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342 Місяць тому +322

    Reports from the UK is that the British Army has collapsed.
    This before they completed their first training exercise.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +64

      After a large lunch?

    • @Ralampos
      @Ralampos Місяць тому +29

      @@SquireComedy
      The Economy could no longer support the Expenditures!

    • @Onnarashi
      @Onnarashi Місяць тому +8

      @@SquireComedy The Doritos and Mountain Dew expenditures alone excede the British army's annual budget.

    • @Yandarval
      @Yandarval Місяць тому +1

      Nah. That was just trying to carry the uniform allotment.,,,two metres.

    • @harrisonnightingale6600
      @harrisonnightingale6600 Місяць тому

      Alright who ordered free for all.

  • @Thoran666
    @Thoran666 Місяць тому +242

    4:16 "What kinda salut is that?" the best kind. After the Rimmer Salute of cause.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +57

      *More reliable than a garden strimmer*

    • @the88tench3
      @the88tench3 Місяць тому +10

      @@SquireComedy He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.

    • @dikkie1000
      @dikkie1000 Місяць тому +8

      @@the88tench3 And he's an excellent swimmer.

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 Місяць тому +1

      Atleast they agreed on the salute. The one thing they that was in anyway the same.

    • @kharn-the-betrayer
      @kharn-the-betrayer Місяць тому +2

      If you play your cards right, then he just might come round for dinner

  • @FireGladiator
    @FireGladiator Місяць тому +2

    I would like to also have seen the armored core, although I believe half of them are busy attacking the D point while the other half is leaking classified documents to increase turret rotation speed.
    Great video as always guys, keep it up!

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 17 днів тому

      Gamers in air force: Watch this trick I got from Ace Combat! (rips wings off jet)

  • @mayhem2598
    @mayhem2598 Місяць тому

    I love the Sounds in the Background from Squad

  • @JustQueeck
    @JustQueeck Місяць тому +151

    I love the arma reference: "Enemy man 100m north."

    • @Gearparadummies
      @Gearparadummies Місяць тому +18

      I missed the good old "Enemy. Infantry. One click away. South".
      You look South and all you can see is trees.
      Some sight Arma NPCs have.

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 21 день тому

      @@Gearparadummies one time a AI in arma 3 spotted a tank from like 5 km away while attacking a town, it might have been using the ar-2 darter I had overhead but still!

  • @warfreak8966
    @warfreak8966 Місяць тому +289

    2:21 Love the Arma Reference 😆

    • @bundaskenyer6107
      @bundaskenyer6107 Місяць тому +4

      fr XD

    • @latch9781
      @latch9781 Місяць тому +13

      It was a very personal attack

    • @sety5591
      @sety5591 Місяць тому +6

      I played Project Reality once, it was challenging to spot enemies (the camo pattern) players often speak callouts like in Arma to alert squadmates about possible contacts.

    • @janhornak5739
      @janhornak5739 Місяць тому +8

      ARMA PTSD intesifies

    • @King.Leonidas
      @King.Leonidas Місяць тому +2

      yeah i understood it immediately

  • @SprayNpreyT
    @SprayNpreyT 22 дні тому

    the acting is always so good and so packed of gags

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken Місяць тому

    2:12 my guy this is pure gold! Looks like Paris Island will no longer needs grass week!

  • @MrTrainman96
    @MrTrainman96 Місяць тому +269

    "I love anything world war 2, and german, and anything German from world war 2. If I had to say my favorite historical figure from world war 2 it'd be-"
    That's exactly how those guys are

    • @DevGreg
      @DevGreg Місяць тому

      lol

    • @joshb8233
      @joshb8233 Місяць тому +29

      Lol i could not stop laughing at that. Funny part is going through basic and now into my fourth year I can say this. Having intricate knowledge of German warfare has paid dividends when it comes to theory and application. War has not changed much, but the technology has. Ukraine has been a shit show on both sides by not learning the lesson of history. Go into a room full of gamers and ask them the deadliest weapon on the battlefield most will give tanks and artillery, the smart ones say trucks

    • @FuriousImp
      @FuriousImp Місяць тому +9

      The question is a bit ambiguous but I get the point. Logistics is king

    • @CommDante
      @CommDante Місяць тому +9

      ​@@FuriousImp
      Can't win a war on an empty stomach.
      Bit newer; can't shoot much without ammo. 😂

    • @mikropower01
      @mikropower01 Місяць тому

      @@joshb8233 - I see this differently. This "smart" German and American generals and politicians told the Ukrainian that they have to make a Blitzkrieg, put a lot of man in one area and pull through the enemy lines.
      The Ukrainians tried it and failed miserabel. They had 7000 death within one day and this are only the soldiers which the Russian found at the "breakthrough" line. The ground there was full with bodies and destroyed vehicles.
      The "Blitzkrieg" simply do not work if the enemy know what you are doing. He can prepare the artillery and destroy the formation before it can make any damage. Today, with the possibilities to gather information and the problem that in Ukraine are a lot of people which are Russian speaking and support the Russian, it is impossible to use this tactic.
      But what did the German/American told to the Ukrainian? They should try it again, they must did it wrong somehow, because in Germany in 1939 it worked so well.
      I was in the German army, I know some good people there and many very bad/stupid people. I have seen so much problems there, so that I would not fight in this army in case of a war. To surrender would be smarter that to fight. Even with the Russian, we have seen that we killed millions of them, they came to Germany, occupied the area for a while and then they did go back.
      If my villager here would have created a resistance for the Russian, the only difference would be that our village would disappear from the map, because the had to break the resistance till the reach Berlin.
      If our politicians want this war, they can do it by their own. They can take a gun and fight. But no, if they are in danger, they would give up immediately. If the enemy is far away and the German soldiers die in the trenches, then they are total warmonger and do not care how much German soldiers die.
      This war in Ukraine is extremely stupid and could be prevented from happen. And the half a million death Ukrainians would be still alive. This while thing does only exist to move money, from the US citizen to the US military complex. And no, the USA did not everything that Ukraine could win this, they send them only weapons from the 80's.
      Compare the amount of military spending of the USA (1500 billion USD), Europe without Russia (1200 billion USD) and Russia (56 billion USD).
      If the North-Americans and Europe want to win this, they would win this easily, because Eu+US are overpowered compared to the Russians.

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 Місяць тому +1

    0:14 nice touch with the impulsive reloading.

  • @geraltzrivii3860
    @geraltzrivii3860 Місяць тому +4

    2:22 Operation Flashpoint says hello

  • @user-ot8qp5do1s
    @user-ot8qp5do1s Місяць тому +140

    I love how in games to get steady shot you hold your breath but when you actually shoot they tell you to breath.
    Also when they fired 2 shots than reloaded that was a good detail. Love the video.

    • @Indylimburg
      @Indylimburg Місяць тому +13

      What you want to do is learn to take the shot during the natural pause in your breath. I think it's easiest to do on the exhale, some people do it after inhaling, some people do it in between. The most important thing is to be consistent and do it the same way every time. The problem with holding your breath is that your brain starts losing oxygen, so it starts to increase your heart rate in order to push more oxygen, and your blood vessels in your eyes start to constrict causing you to struggle to focus and get tunnel vision.

    • @sunrisejackdaw1779
      @sunrisejackdaw1779 Місяць тому

      ​@@Indylimburgit's also notable that you generally wanna tuck your barrel a little I think
      don't post up on the windowsill.

  • @pycckuucTuJlb
    @pycckuucTuJlb Місяць тому +152

    Im very well trained: Command and Conquer, Sudden Strike, Blitzkrieg, Men of War, CoD, Battlefield, Medal of Honor, Arma, World of Tanks, War Thunder, World of Warships, IL 2, War at the Sea, Battlestations Midway, Silent Hunter, U Boat, Armored Warfare, Total War, Wargame and many more I cant remember!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +46

      You're Captain material.

    • @cde9952
      @cde9952 Місяць тому +19

      Hello Kitty Island adventure taught me to forage, so I’ll spawn as logistics.

    • @mburden9494
      @mburden9494 Місяць тому +1

      C and c? How old are you?
      My 16 year old son loves it and Sunday we will spend almost all day playing it
      He has you tube channel ghost agent 08 if you want to see the way it has progressed.

    • @pycckuucTuJlb
      @pycckuucTuJlb Місяць тому +1

      @@mburden9494 too much bro since 1981! ) ... I watched your channel it seems unbeleivable now how i got through this game it looks too hard))) never seen the mods for it, played on PS 1

    • @altybro228
      @altybro228 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@pycckuucTuJlbя отправлю это в военкомат.

  • @s.a.charles271
    @s.a.charles271 Місяць тому

    Absolutely nailed this one!

  • @165networker2
    @165networker2 Місяць тому

    i love startrek, army stuff and gamer memes. this video is a masterpiece

  • @tomcollins5859
    @tomcollins5859 Місяць тому +68

    As a ex soldier got to love this great work guys.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +17

      Cheers Tom, and thanks for the service 🍻

  • @liamgillis6395
    @liamgillis6395 Місяць тому +85

    the aiming/holding breath mechanic part at 2:12 sent me

    • @g3tshotheett
      @g3tshotheett Місяць тому +2

      Call of duty reference

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Місяць тому +2

      That's what always annoyed me about CoD, you can only hold your breath or sprint for a few seconds, and the shotguns are effective up to like 5 - 10 meters, anything beyond that and the shotgun shells turn into confetti.

    • @Nickgam_er
      @Nickgam_er Місяць тому

      @@TheDennys21only with dragon breath

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Місяць тому

      ​@@TheDennys21well we are gamers.

  • @DriedMuffin-qk6tv
    @DriedMuffin-qk6tv Місяць тому +2

    The fallout thumb reference was really funny.

  • @jakeh491
    @jakeh491 Місяць тому +1

    Best youtube video ive ever seen props to u mate

    • @visceral.history
      @visceral.history Місяць тому

      You mustn't have seen the video of a monkey riding a pig. THAT is the magnum opus of UA-cam.

  • @Hybris51129
    @Hybris51129 Місяць тому +46

    The one thing the British Army would be able to gain by concripting gamers is that you will have a generation of fighters that don't care about committing war crimes so long as it works and fits the "meta" of the conflict. It would make them very useful against unexpecting Middle Eastern enemies that rely on our reluctance to fight fully.

    • @Crunch2327
      @Crunch2327 Місяць тому +6

      Only thing that makes squaddies "reluctant" is the certainty of going to the glasshouse.

    • @LimitBreakZero
      @LimitBreakZero Місяць тому

      I'm guessing the Russians are focusing their recruitment there then.

    • @unstable-horse
      @unstable-horse Місяць тому +2

      As a middle eastern enemy I'd rather not have that!

  • @HenryWest
    @HenryWest Місяць тому +63

    Having served myself, the bit with the monster energy isn't a gag; squaddies live on energy drinks, and yes, they carry it in their webbing.

    • @user-gm5tp7kt5e
      @user-gm5tp7kt5e Місяць тому

      What happened to good old Screech? The powder used to make fruit drinks when mixed with water in the 24 rat packs guaranteed to give heart burn acid reflux 10 mins after drinking

    • @Seraphus87
      @Seraphus87 Місяць тому

      I can confirm this.

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 21 день тому

      I'd think they carry it in their packs? also some of them are moving to other ways to get their caffine like special gum...

    • @HenryWest
      @HenryWest 21 день тому

      @@tateranus4365 Your daysack is for as much pot noodles and haribo as you can fit.

  • @nubfaceforthelose
    @nubfaceforthelose Місяць тому +1

    Thanks for the daily giggle.

  • @kyle1411
    @kyle1411 Місяць тому

    This is a hilarious video! Also, I'm pretty sure I recognize the background sound effects, did you record some audio from a live squad match?

  • @steiner554
    @steiner554 Місяць тому +260

    The officer looks the real deal ... somewhat. Good casting 😀

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +137

      Lee used to be a teacher, and as it turns out, It's a natural carry over.

    • @Ralampos
      @Ralampos Місяць тому

      Bastarde, ti simea in afti?

    • @Senthiuz
      @Senthiuz Місяць тому +14

      I hear teachers can make for natural Taskmasters.

    • @EskiltheWanderer
      @EskiltheWanderer Місяць тому +6

      @@SquireComedy Citation: (spoilers:) Saving Private Ryan(: the America soldier movie).

    • @racegroundbreaking82
      @racegroundbreaking82 Місяць тому

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dawn_(Greece)

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms Місяць тому +53

    Having met my fair share of younger servicemen, most of them are gamers and I could totally see one of them shouting "High Hrothgar" when being told to climb a hill, or just randomly quoting Soap

  • @JakePlisskin12
    @JakePlisskin12 Місяць тому

    The reloading part was spot on along with the rest haha

  • @davidgavin7280
    @davidgavin7280 Місяць тому

    This is absolutely brilliant

  • @scornthegreat7336
    @scornthegreat7336 Місяць тому +88

    Lazerpig as the narrator is top tier!

    • @pilotmanpaul
      @pilotmanpaul Місяць тому +7

      Isn't that the guy that said a Honda Jazz has more torque than a T-14 Armata and its engine design is stolen from a Tiger Porsche and got clowned on by every Tank guy in UA-cam?

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 Місяць тому +3

      Given the t14 is built in a russian railcar factory, I would not doubt it.
      Being from eastern europe, and seeing firsthand uralvagonhuinjaad products, it sounds about right.

    • @pilotmanpaul
      @pilotmanpaul Місяць тому

      @@mjfan653 Think about it with common sense. How will a tank that weighs about 70 tons and goes at high speeds as seen in videos have less torque than a Honda Jazz...
      Use common sense. Not stupid anecdotes.

    • @user-jg7pn9zm3p
      @user-jg7pn9zm3p Місяць тому +3

      Every tank guy? More like every tank guy that creams himself when ivan slapps some more contact ones on a 40 jear old tank and says it is totaly Superior to every modern tank and their mother.

    • @leichtmeister
      @leichtmeister Місяць тому

      ​@@pilotmanpaulok Vatnik

  • @poggingmilk9452
    @poggingmilk9452 Місяць тому +80

    These soldiers look so professional with their Red Bulls, I honestly mistook them for Special Operator

    • @cde9952
      @cde9952 Місяць тому +9

      These operators are indeed, “special.”

  • @brantnuttall
    @brantnuttall Місяць тому

    Very funny. Well done!

  • @RepensiYT
    @RepensiYT 25 днів тому +1

    Everyone gangsta until the vr kids go in the army

  • @maccumhaill5534
    @maccumhaill5534 Місяць тому +33

    "Enemy Man 200m South East" Old Operation Flashpoint veterans salute sirs

    • @ApocGuy
      @ApocGuy Місяць тому

      Flashpoint was real PITA IN MULTI. Awesome game non the less

    • @TheBeanhacker
      @TheBeanhacker Місяць тому

      Nice, glad somebody else noticed! 🤣 Hearing that every few seconds, what a game 👍

  • @DewpeeSnewBa11
    @DewpeeSnewBa11 Місяць тому +28

    the only unrealistic thing about this is no one called hacks after getting shot in the head

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 21 день тому

      in PvZ GW2 (yes it still has a playerbase and ain't entirely dead) I regularly get accused of hacking, I don't think most people realize that I have about 6,000 hours in GW2, 4,000 in GW1 and 500 in BfN, I can do solo garden ops on hard like its nothing, I normally keep the overworld difficulty on hard or crazy, the closest thing to hacks I have ever used is on PS4 there was a glitch that let you apply the same character upgrade more than once (sadly its now patched) and on my current account (yes those 10,000+ hours are over multiple accounts)

    • @zombieminecraft4213
      @zombieminecraft4213 15 днів тому

      ​An amazing game really but sadly forgotten by many. It's nice to hear it still has a playerbase though.​@@tateranus4365

  • @vincenttayelrand
    @vincenttayelrand Місяць тому +2

    Well done - The lieutenant made the perfect counterweight for the slapstick

  • @emorytucker5467
    @emorytucker5467 Місяць тому

    I enjoyed your ad.

  • @lockefosho46
    @lockefosho46 Місяць тому +113

    9:04 "He's gonna respawn, right..??" Y-Yeah. Sure. Most likely. Probably. Maybe. No... XD

    • @James-bw4np
      @James-bw4np Місяць тому +8

      Ah, terrible sorry ol' chap. We couldn't code that in. Best we can hope for is an RNG Reincarnation but the timer on that for coming back in is the worst! 18 years normally and usually longer. Sometimes shorter with parental approval.

    • @lockefosho46
      @lockefosho46 Місяць тому +2

      @@James-bw4np Is there a cheap dlc that grants 100% reincarnation and instant respawn?

    • @James-bw4np
      @James-bw4np Місяць тому +4

      @@lockefosho46 It is not yet funded on our side of things, though I believe the Japanese have something similar under tight lock and key right now. Something called "Isekai" and "Truck-kun" if I remember correctly. But the main problem is that you practically never end up in your original dimension. Kind of dodgy if you ask me!

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Місяць тому +1

      Ah, the Red Army's secret hack in WW 2.

    • @tba113
      @tba113 Місяць тому

      That's more a question for the chaplain than the CO, really.

  • @rustyfmj2388
    @rustyfmj2388 Місяць тому +65

    the 360 no scope really had me

  • @TheRumbles13
    @TheRumbles13 Місяць тому

    One of the most underrated yt channels

  • @mmarsh1972
    @mmarsh1972 Місяць тому

    Squire Bunny-hopping across the road was hilarious.

  • @RHaenJarr
    @RHaenJarr Місяць тому +12

    2:23 the ArmA impression is absolutely spot on xD

  • @mandowithfullbeskarbolter
    @mandowithfullbeskarbolter Місяць тому +28

    Wait a damn second! 2:23 I can't believe that! LMAO I hope it's a reference for the annoying bots from ARMA series! "Unknown contact - Man - 300m - Front"

    • @bUh9
      @bUh9 Місяць тому

      Nice try but you know exactly that it is

    • @aarnoman1088
      @aarnoman1088 Місяць тому +1

      It sure is, see 3:45

  • @roxygidz3428
    @roxygidz3428 Місяць тому

    This will go down on YT records as the video of videos

  • @winterhtech
    @winterhtech Місяць тому

    Brilliant!

  • @Captain_Coleslaw
    @Captain_Coleslaw Місяць тому +53

    "ENEMY. MAN. 300 METERS. SOTUHWEST." 🗣️ 😂😂😂

    • @syntickx
      @syntickx Місяць тому +4

      we love us some arma

    • @user-nk1il3xf3o
      @user-nk1il3xf3o Місяць тому +4

      Enemy. Man. 200 meters. North. Fast. Fast. Fast.

  • @incitatusrecordings473
    @incitatusrecordings473 Місяць тому +67

    0:12 LMAO! The compulsive reloader! reloading every 2 shots and the other guy bunny hopping into the battle!
    7:58 😂😂

  • @sodipephilip2141
    @sodipephilip2141 13 днів тому

    7:56 modern warfare 1 reference, price and mctavish. nice one😄

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Місяць тому

    the 2 shots and reload had me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @wppz7691
    @wppz7691 Місяць тому +16

    2:24 😂 Not the Arma 3 call out

    • @ostlandia
      @ostlandia 16 днів тому +1

      fast
      fast
      fast
      left
      left
      left
      left
      front
      forward
      stop fast

  • @pyttpytts2690
    @pyttpytts2690 Місяць тому

    this was great

  • @jankutac9753
    @jankutac9753 Місяць тому

    This video is actually really good

  • @The.German.Officer
    @The.German.Officer Місяць тому +27

    Very nice documentary, I like it

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +10

      Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @callmeniac
      @callmeniac Місяць тому +2

      I don't understand why some people call it fake tho...

  • @elevenseven9540
    @elevenseven9540 Місяць тому +23

    TigerAce1945 has some WILD “gamer easter eggs” in the background of his interview 😂

  • @boh_oh_oh_wo_er
    @boh_oh_oh_wo_er Місяць тому

    Most effort put into a sponsor ad I've ever seen👏 (however, I'm not downloading Aura)

  • @AngrySpartan9311
    @AngrySpartan9311 4 дні тому

    Loved the twist at the end. 😂😂😂

  • @ContagionV
    @ContagionV Місяць тому +21

    Lots of great references. Firing two shots before reloading and the one dude constantly leaning to peak out the window got me good. 😂

  • @jondoe-qi3vo
    @jondoe-qi3vo Місяць тому +25

    love the 360 no scope

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Місяць тому +10

      My back didn't!
      I'm really method acting this gamer part.

  • @Connor_Carlin
    @Connor_Carlin Місяць тому

    Gunman.. nice ahaha. Hope you're keeping well bud

  • @gdat5838
    @gdat5838 Місяць тому

    The Squad background sound effects, beautiful....

  • @ashman8891
    @ashman8891 Місяць тому +23

    9:39 Love the fallout reference

    • @ONDA_01
      @ONDA_01 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, I was looking for this comment

  • @crazy_adventures6326
    @crazy_adventures6326 Місяць тому +117

    Us Gen-Z's would be an ideal solder. A lot of us are already depressed, so we wouldn't feel fear of dying. A good chunk of us are gamers, and since we'd sit around all day barely moving and not needing to eat food, drink water, or literally hours and hours on end, making us a good sniper. And most of us can insult people to the point of tears, so we'd be able to insult the enemy to death in the event we run out of bullets.
    I mean I alone would be able to fit into any role, I've been trained in:
    War Thunder, world of Tanks, World of Warships, World of Warplanes, PUBG, HOI3, HOI4, CS:GO, TF2, Fallout4, RISK: Global Domination, Sprocket, Star Wars: Battle Front 2, Terminator: Resistance, Rainbow Six Siege, Totally Accurate Battle Simulation, Halo: Anniversary Edition, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo 4, Halo Wars, Halo Wars 2, Halo Infinite, Robot Wars, Fortnite, Hell Let Lose, Call of Duty 3, Call of Duty: World at War, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Army of Two, Pay Day: 2, Pay Day: 3, Verdun, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, Total Tank Simulator, Cyberpunk: 2077, Men of War, Steel Crew, Pavlov, Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond, Wolfenstein: The New Order, Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, Wolfenstein: The Young Blood, Defcon, Arma, Squad, Battlefield: 5, Battlefield 1, Enlisted, Sudden Strike, and Rust.
    I know I'm missing a lot, but that's just off the top of my head.

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 Місяць тому +27

      I know my daughter's good at it. While in middle school, she would regularly play CoD and CS:GO. On one particularly fruitful day, she had head shot someone so many times, he accused her of being a 30-year-old man using a voice changer. Sadly, I think she's on the tail end of Millennials, and not a Gen Z.

    • @Danishazzaky412
      @Danishazzaky412 Місяць тому +3

      Tbh yes in this fantasy you gen z would be a ideal soldier. In rl though you’re dying in the first 2 seconds you get of of “spawn”

    • @Caesar_Americanus
      @Caesar_Americanus Місяць тому +5

      Wait until an 8 year old enemy starts trolling you

    • @Useless_Science
      @Useless_Science Місяць тому

      Excuse, HOW MUCH MONEY DO U HAVE

    • @Louis.7493
      @Louis.7493 Місяць тому

      if only you've seen what you're up against

  • @xxitz_pr0gxx631
    @xxitz_pr0gxx631 Місяць тому

    This is EPIC!

  • @enregistreur
    @enregistreur Місяць тому

    I had most of the references and I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing 😅
    Good video ! ❤

  • @Trasky_UK
    @Trasky_UK Місяць тому +13

    Thought this was Forces News for a moment! Bloody well done old boy

  • @tianhaoju4634
    @tianhaoju4634 Місяць тому +13

    2:20 That ARMA reference just made my day. WOW.

  • @ad_astra5
    @ad_astra5 Місяць тому

    This is painful, but brilliant

  • @AirsoftReviewArgentina
    @AirsoftReviewArgentina Місяць тому

    Good to see English Kiwi around! Spotted him immidiately! Excellent video

  • @rbrick3685
    @rbrick3685 Місяць тому +66

    So to a touch on the US side of this:
    I joined the military because Call of Duty piqued my interest in Firearms and such, at a technical level. So, I talked to a recruiter and went to the Navy MPs (We still call them Master-At-Arms, from the Royal Navy). I tell the young guys and kids wanting to join that if you want it because of CoD, then do it. But don't think your career, even in Special Warfare, would be like a Call of Duty campaign.
    Still, great video!

  • @Tommy-qc4rj
    @Tommy-qc4rj Місяць тому +17

    As a longtime subscriber, this is one of your best.
    I love the B-Hopping, the strafeleaning, the 360 snipers, and the random skyrim dude.
    Keep up the good skits lads :')