That nursey outfit looked way better on my wife. Fun fact " kampfgruppe Porsche" a bicycle mounted unit armed mainly with panzerfaust and magnetic mines managed to halt a soviet attack on the Seelowe Heights , rescue surrounded units and civilians destroying several tanks and various soviet units before disbanding and filtering back to German lines.
The fact that it was Blazcowich on every image as well, one of the most notorius Nazi killers in Gaming history, makes it extra hilarious. Though IIRC he was specifically designed to look like the "Aryan Ideal" as an ironic joke, amplified by that he's also ethnically jewish according to his backstory.
Love that the main character in the game wolfenstein enbodies the ideal arian look and hitler dosnt, the fact that they're playing guess who only highlights the fact that hitler was clearly not what the nazis thought of as "arian". comedy gold.
This is actually very accurate. By Strasbourg the German morale was low. The anti tank weapons of infantry at the time had certain limitations that required high morale troops.
@@dentce Well, you already learned to spread british propaganda, good for you. Now you only need to learn to do it the funny way, like Squire and his blonde sidekick with the super lame beard.
I think 1944 is correct. Liberation of Strasbourg happened in November 1944, and at 11:56 they reference that Dunkerque was four years ago, which would also place this in 1944.
@@64ankka Except that the German Army was still very well intact, well equipped, and full of hardened veterans from the Eastern front in 1944. Munich and Berlin in 1945 were another situation entirely.
Hilarious as ever. But since the "Volksturm" was in Strasbourg and thus technically French, I was expecting him to make a run for it with that British uniform and leave the German soldiers to handle the tank...
The joke is making me frustrated , from that i get they are just scared shitless of it and don't want to kill it as long as it doesn't bother them so they can maybe survive the war? Also how much fuel does it have to keep the engine running like that?
Please tell your camera man thank you for going back in time and recording some real accurate footage, not like those silly award winning documentary’s
**Squire makes joke about dumb Russian tank crews** Me: "Haha! Good one!" **Squire makes joke about dumb American tank crews** Also me: "Hey! That's illegal!"
Well, is easier identify a moving tank as enemy than having ammunition, cuz fricking German tanks doesn't have the luxury to drive that much with their shortage of fuel since the very beginning of the war, but ammunition they actually have a lot lmao Though German tank is a nice twist though
The British were legally selling opium to Chinese merchants; barely legally, but still legally. It was the Chinese merchants who imported it illegally into China and pushed it on the population, not the British. This is why the Qing government punished the Chinese merchants.
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Füm looks alot like beans
Füm probably isn’t good for you
Is this worth it? I am trying to quit smoking
@@londonhartill733 stopping smoking is easy. I quit 3 times in one morning!
That nursey outfit looked way better on my wife.
Fun fact " kampfgruppe Porsche" a bicycle mounted unit armed mainly with panzerfaust and magnetic mines managed to halt a soviet attack on the Seelowe Heights , rescue surrounded units and civilians destroying several tanks and various soviet units before disbanding and filtering back to German lines.
Amazing that we've gone from cardboard SMLEs to real Panzerfausts and MG 42s
Still got the cardboard SMLE - It's sentimental as hell!
The faust is actually a replica, which is good because we've absued the crap out of it.
@@SquireComedy damn good replica
Wow you must be really naive to believe that was a real historical panzerfaust..
fellow blue jackets fan huh@@ethanhatcher5533
It's NOT real! We don't talk about the NOT REAL rocket launchers! **Wink wink**
“Has he got blonde hair?”
“Nope”
“Well, that narrows it down”
😂
The fact that it was Blazcowich on every image as well, one of the most notorius Nazi killers in Gaming history, makes it extra hilarious. Though IIRC he was specifically designed to look like the "Aryan Ideal" as an ironic joke, amplified by that he's also ethnically jewish according to his backstory.
@@dragon12234wait, what? Guess Who characters have back stories?
@Inquisitor_Vex probably somewhere, but nah, he's from the Wolfenstein series of games
@@dragon12234 if this was Russian, it would have been called, “informing on capitalist pig neighbour”
@@dragon12234 ah ok, cheers bud.
Your Amazon purchase history must be phenomenal
We have to move house every few years, to keep our postmen from gettign suspicious.
you probably drive mi5's AI fucking crazy
Completely inaccurate! There were no adult anti-tank squads left by 1945.
They're mostly kids
Except for the odd grampa or grandma here and there of course
I was wondering that but the video says 1944 lol.
Volkssturm
It hardly matters. This is comedy. Recogntit and appreciate it for only what it is
At least they aren't an anti-air squad
Aaaaaand there's another video.
the 5 and 55 year olds
@@SquireComedy OH-OH-OH, But it's a *Japanese* anti-air squad in 1945.
Yep, if they heard an aircraft it was definitely allied!
Or the submarine units.
Love that the main character in the game wolfenstein enbodies the ideal arian look and hitler dosnt, the fact that they're playing guess who only highlights the fact that hitler was clearly not what the nazis thought of as "arian". comedy gold.
That is also why Captain America exists.
Also I'm pretty sure Mr hard to pronounce name from Wolfenstein is actually Jewish or something I don't remember
I have a slight suspicion that there might be a tank outside
Plot Twist: This is actually another "Fury" parody where the anti-tank crew spends the entire climax hiding in the house by the road.
I don't know know. It might be be a car. Have you checked?
@@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery uppon further investigation, it apprears to be, in fact, a tank
@@fluffyboom Then... We will probably have to do something about it, eventually.
What's that you say? There's an awful din outside at the moment currently.
I thought anti tank squad would be one deaf, one one-eyed guy, one teenager and finally one grandpa from prussian army.
This is actually very accurate. By Strasbourg the German morale was low. The anti tank weapons of infantry at the time had certain limitations that required high morale troops.
Loved the Truman show advert for fum. Rather silly but funny.
They liked it too...what a laugh.
I still say you all need to collaborate with us sometime..!
"Hanz, how can you not tell apart our tanks and russian ones? Ours are all square and theirs are rounded and angled."
"Yeah, about that..."
first is the Tellermine
then Panzerfaust
last is the Grenade
expected casualties 3 out of 3
Only ogs remember when squire was a gaming channel and he played verdun/world of tanks
He played Verdun? Damn good taste
If this keeps up, by the end of the year, Squire's going to have an entire tank of his own. It's not going to run, but it's still a tank.
The truman show reference is so fitting since I just watched it for the first time a few days ago
That last line cracked me up. 😆
This guy taught me more history then my history teacher did
Boom! That's going on the CV.
Might prove useful when UA-cam remove us.
Then you learned nothing real, these sketches are funny but are full propaganda too.
@@me.ne.frego. see that’s the thing. I am a propagandist
@@dentce Well, you already learned to spread british propaganda, good for you. Now you only need to learn to do it the funny way, like Squire and his blonde sidekick with the super lame beard.
@@me.ne.frego. they can get a job at the MoD or smth
Lol! Not only the skit but that ad! 🤣🤣🤣 Mmmm, gamey!
Even the commercials are funny😅 Splendid!
i shower in a full suit and tie
Glad to meet another never-nude.
I shower in full '37 pattern British battle dress.
@@SquireComedy relatable
True
Volkssturm man was sweating more than a Liverpoodlian at the job center
nice true man show reference
Brilliant thank you
Am I crazy or did some of those guess who tiles look like Captain William Joseph Blazkowicz?
Famous last words "it's a German tank"
0:01 hello timed viewers
The intro gag is so funny lol
The ending really got me lol
Awsome video as always
Another amazing Squire vid xD I must say, this Blazkowicz game got me laughing hard at the begining xD It must be fun to play!
Squire has to do a helldivers 2 video
+1
I'll second that!
I guess they were just idling outside so as to best consume their fuel for the war effort...
It would have been epic to see Squire acting in Masters of the Air.
And that's how grandpop got the Iron Cross.
Wait I'm confused, all the text says this is 1945 but the subtitles in the video say 1944. XD
I think 1944 is correct. Liberation of Strasbourg happened in November 1944, and at 11:56 they reference that Dunkerque was four years ago, which would also place this in 1944.
@@64ankka Except that the German Army was still very well intact, well equipped, and full of hardened veterans from the Eastern front in 1944.
Munich and Berlin in 1945 were another situation entirely.
Monty is back!
Liebe that idea! haha
Every Anti Tank Team in 1945
Where did you get that beautiful tommy? I say thats the best looking skin care routine I have sesn in years.
So that’s why the tank stopped moving, it was German.
Irony. My Uncle fought to take Strasbourg in 1944(79ID).
The Russians were at Warsaw when this video started, and they reached Berlin by the time these guys found out it was a German tank.
“It worked for him” actually made me laugh
My War Thunder Ears identify a German Tank
Faustbump!🤣
Nice panzerfuast Squire. Were do you get those.
Carboot sale on a sunday morning.
@@SquireComedy thanks. Does yours fire a rocket. It did in the video.
Faustbump 😂
Looks like they were also running low on shaving equipment.
It’s Germany in 1945. That’s not a big stretch.
Is that the younger brother in Fallout?
it was a german tank last words herd from the guy
Hilarious as ever. But since the "Volksturm" was in Strasbourg and thus technically French, I was expecting him to make a run for it with that British uniform and leave the German soldiers to handle the tank...
Poor guy at the end 😂
Under 20 minutes gang
"The faster race"... im dying...
Dammit. Shoulda saw that coming. I blame the beer.
The joke is making me frustrated , from that i get they are just scared shitless of it and don't want to kill it as long as it doesn't bother them so they can maybe survive the war?
Also how much fuel does it have to keep the engine running like that?
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Loved the video. Helldivers 2 content when props and costumes come out for that
No blond hair. That was pretty much the entire German high command eh?
Can someone explain to me what the video/joke is, I dont get it
In saw a random person in 5:15
That climax lol
You died to a German tank 12:39
Gotta love the latest squire video
I always love watching these videos from playing it on war thunder to these live one always cheers me up
Wait how does the pinned comment say 45 minutes ago when the video says it was uploaded 8 minutes ago? Squire what did you do!?
dw about it
Patreon. How is ANYONE in 2024 still asking this?
@@sugarnads you say that like everyone who didn't know patreon allows early access to videos was executed in 2023
Please tell your camera man thank you for going back in time and recording some real accurate footage, not like those silly award winning documentary’s
ah yes, guess who where everyone is bj blazcowicz
Edit: how did they encounter the only tank the germans had left? what bad luck.
Bread.
"they will see me doing that and they wont drive over it, theyre not russian" 😂😂😂😂
where do u buy ur uniforms
Why has %98 of the characters on that game BJ blazkowitz 😭😭
**Squire makes joke about dumb Russian tank crews**
Me: "Haha! Good one!"
**Squire makes joke about dumb American tank crews**
Also me: "Hey! That's illegal!"
Hello there
Ah, hello there.
I'm quite sure that's just Berlin's trams not a tank..
An anti tank squad with a falshimjagger and a people’s soldier as well as a commander makes sense
What, you think they had enough men to properly organize anything at all?
@@matthewjones39 no
Ah yes the Great Aryan Muscle Density
Exscuse me old chap but would you point me in the direction of where you purchased the panzerfaust?
They were immediately killed by Brad Pitt’s crew
Good one!
.-.
Good detail on the uniforms
Squire can you do a vietnam vid pls
5:20 haha
After all of that the Tank was a King Tiger. 😂 What a mess! Volks parts everywhere.
Too meta for my addled brain 🧠
Only joking, my brain's brilliant ( according to my brain. . Maybe)
Tiger sounds from war thunder haha, I play war thunder so much i can know what tank it is. Im so sure its a Tiger 1
It's Tiger II
Tiger 1 would have sounded like you are grinding down the gear to a wheel while it moved
Well, is easier identify a moving tank as enemy than having ammunition, cuz fricking German tanks doesn't have the luxury to drive that much with their shortage of fuel since the very beginning of the war, but ammunition they actually have a lot lmao
Though German tank is a nice twist though
Stop lying to us these people are too young/too old to be German soldiers in 1945
You do know I. 1945 they would have young/ old men to fight they even had kids up from 5-19 in the battle of Berlin
The British were legally selling opium to Chinese merchants; barely legally, but still legally. It was the Chinese merchants who imported it illegally into China and pushed it on the population, not the British. This is why the Qing government punished the Chinese merchants.
"Every Fallschirmjäger unit at the end of WW2"
"Every OSS/French Restiance fighter"
"Every Japanese on August 6th 1945"
10.720th viewer! Let's go!!
Bloody tank? BRITISH
9th! love your content
Fake: They would be in the frontlines with the regular infantry! Just like i do in HOI4
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Panzerfaust
Ich Leibe Panzerfast ❤️
Is it Charlie Chaplin?
EGG
I remember when this channel was more impartial.
Lol