White shark surprise breach off Wellfleet, MA (7/30/18)
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2018
- While out on research trips, we've seen white sharks breach and we've received multiple reports of breaching white sharks this year from fishermen and boaters. While encounters like this one are rare, this video shows that they’re certainly possible. White sharks are wild and unpredictable animals. This is a good reminder of the importance of not becoming complacent and always staying vigilant when in or on the water.
Can we a least admit that we are not always mistaken for a bloody seal
hahahaha
I've been watching the drone footage of great whites off beaches in California and they swim right past surfers and swimmers. They're not interested. More likely after Rays. Still, you never know when one might decide to have a nibble.
@@crowmack thats like saying a serial killers walks passed hundreds of people and doesnt kill him so its ok to be around him even tho SOMETIMES he kills people.
I think noise from engine, entering their hunting zone could be a possibility too, right?
🤣
The fact the shark knew the dude was standing out there is quite scary .
It is rather frightening that there are still people who believe that sharks hunt specifically for humans. White sharks are known to look out of the water to see what is on the surface, but in this case he probably just followed a shadow and thought it was a bird. They are also known for catching birds...
@@kasjo6762 yes as a marine biologist i can confirm some of what you are saying is true, but in this case i would lean toward the shark actively trying to catch this guy as it breached the water . even if it was just bite testing this dude is lucky !
Hmmm, don’t know that it matters WHAT they specifically hunt if you happen to be what they’re hunting right now LOL
@@karamokolopez4464 too true dude :-D
@@kasjo6762 how is it frightening to think sharks hunt for us? Beach attacks happen, but whether or not they know we're human I'd never claim to know. A hungry shark is a scary shark.
It is scary to see how intelligent they are, that's why I always watch out for sharks when I'm climbing a mountain 🏔️
I always check my drink bottle before taking a drink.
@@RonniePickaring me too, to make sure there is no ashes in it
I check trees for shark eggs before climbing them
Drrg
They are surely not intelligent, orcas are instead
Capt: “We need a bigger boat.”
Crew member: “I need a new pair of shorts!”
😂😂😂😂😂I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂
😹🤣 And socks. I do believe if it were me I would’ve filled my boots!
@@rocker76m88 :🤣🤣🤣👍
@@HM2SGT :🤣🤣🤣👍
brown pants.
Scientists: Sharks don’t try to eat people they just make mistakes and are curious
Shark: launches a calculated ambush to try to eat a person
I know right. People always say silly stuff like that.
@@alyssa2675 its a big white shark, they hunting everything and everyone.
Nah. This shark is just a huge Steven Spielberg fan. He wanted to re-enact its favourite movie.
Well its not like theres no death at all by shark, there are but dolphins have much more human kills than sharks do
@@blyatpotato9484 im not sure where you're getting your information so if you have a source that says dolphins kill more people I'd love to read it. However I'd have to say you're incorrect 10 fatalities from sharks in 2020 and it's incredibly hard to find any credible information on any deadly dolphin attacks even within the past 10 years.
"You see that!?"
If this was a horror movie, that sentence would have been his last.
Do mean the meg...?
@@bigpapi28 nope he's right. In any shark movie whenever a person says something like that they're gonna die. Its like a rule
@@zillarex8628 ik that and it’s not the rules it’s the script... plus I was saying in the Meg movie, every character jinxed their ‘death’ or ‘horror’
A bigger great white would appear and tore him off of the rail and disappeared back into the water. Would of all happened quick to.
Facts
There are very few people who know what it’s like to look down and see a shark attack you vertically and I don’t think any of them are alive except for this guy.
A bunch of people survive shark attacks, drama queen
I'm very pro shark, I love them, but those claiming all human attacks are accidents are just plain wrong. We aren't as calorie dense as seals etc so not first choice, but if hungry enough, protecting feeding grounds or agitated they may well attack. Consumption and repeat attacks after a first strike CANNOT be a "mistake" and those claiming attacks are provoked need to admit to the fact that most sharks attacks came from sharks that were unseen, so how can you provoke something you didn't even know was there? Sharks have every right to be there so if you get attacked you have to accept a certain amount of responsibility as its not like they walk up the beach and grab you from the comfort of your hotel room, but let's not go the other way and pretend they are always accidents. They are wild animals that need to eat, under the wrong circumstances we are food!
We’re just not their natural prey. They usually go after a seal or something when they see it swimming on top and they do that approach from underneath where they smash it. It’s not to say they won’t go for a human if they happen to be in the same position on a surfboard or whatever. It might not be what they are expecting but they still go with it.
I think swimming in the ocean is enough for a shark to “ provoke an attack”. It’s their feeding area. They don’t want people anywhere near them.
perfectly said.
If they hadn’t changed the law in the 70’s about killing seals there would not be so many sharks! Back then there were never this amount of sharks! Big signs at Ocean Beaches!
All shark attacks are provoked. We provoke them by being so dang delicious.
Shark week turned into Shart week real quick.
That's funny
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Brilliant!
Think of the timing it took for that shark to breach a moving target from below at just the right moment... it was tracking that dude. They are smarter than we think. I stay out of the ocean.
Tracking really isn't a sign of intelligence but much more instinct. Sharks are actually not very smart at all but they are curious animals and quite possibly the best and most fit hunters to ever be on this earth over the course of millions of years. Something like a dolphin is much smarter though and would know not to attack something that isn't their prey, white sharks don't realize this until after they've tried a bite because they don't have nearly the same level of intelligence as most mammals
Shabisky's Grandma says a human
Wel they were tracking the shark.....
bob zealand says science.
That's why I do stay out of the ocean! Lol!
I don't know what is more impressive. The shark breaching or the fact the dude stayed at the front of that pulpit and not run off and quit.
Right. After that he should have told them to keep their job
He was amazingly calm! That would have startled me and scared me so much that I probably would have fallen overboard.
Calm my ass
That dance he did as he was backing away was all adrenaline and fear
He was just releasing all that energy he felt coming at him
He could do nothing and he knows it
If that boat was in deeper water the outcome might have been much different
I have seen people do that same lil tap dance standing at a street corner as car accident happens right in front of them
And miraculously they were not hurt
yeah props to that man...Americans like the one behind the wheel over react to everything, which is why we’re the most hated tourists in the world.
@@prahfetts825 That was a good Irish jig he did.. 😂🤣
@trylogic4084 Don't do that
Every Nature Documentary: "So in short, sharks really don't want to eat humans as much as the movies say and there is no need to fear them."
Sharks:
Pisshaw Go on with your damn shinanigans those fuckers will eat you ,me and the first three people below this comment don't try to church them up they are cold blooded killers !
Everyone thinks its cute when little fish nibble on your toes. Not so fun when a big fish does it though....
Sharks: I didn't want to eat him I just wanted a taste, just a little nibble I swear.
he thought his uber eats order had arrived!
@@tina3038 "cold blooded killers" there's nothing "cold blooded" in that sense about it, you're just that nights dinner
I like the fact the dude had nowhere to go but his natural instinct was to tippy tap his way to safety and out of harms way! 😂👌🏼
😅 Right! He was trying to save his toes! 😉
That little skippy dance was just what the shark couldn't handle and retreated, handled like a pro EZ Clap
Didn’t need to go anywhere. It wouldn’t get him through the metal.
Just give it a little tappy, a little tapparoo
He did the LeVeon Bell 😂
Amazing the shark knew where to lunge upward and strike on a moving boat 😳
What gets me is there are human beings who swim out to that distance and swim parallel to the beach for exercise and enjoyment. I can not imagine
And that boys and girl you don’t dangle your legs over the side of a boat even if its moving.
Yikes!
Wise words
Wise words
Yep, sometimes people disappear on top of boats without a trace and nobody knows how. Maybe this is a good clue for that.
Spot on!
The boat was morning forward. The shark has better eyesight then science says. It was able to spot the guy from below the serface and time the speed of the boat, diving down and then come up with timing to get the guy. Wow
Yes. Quite good, i think. I once read that their vision under water is as acute as our is, above.
And theirs is above, as ours is, under the water. But as ours becomes blurred due to solar refraction, saline, and sediment. Their's suffers from over exposure (too much light), and distortions due to rapid drying of the lens.
Its very interesting. I wish there was a way we could communicate with them. Then again, maybe not. It might not be the scientific type of conversation one would expect....
Me: "So please, Ms. Great White, ma'am. Please tell me, how long have you been pregnant?
Great White : Long enough to know that with this added weight, I might be able to dislodge you from that small boat if I bump it hard enough.
Great White : How much do you weigh, exactly? 😐😯
*than 😉
Maybe they got thermal vision
@@raulcampos9498 Maybe they got freaking lasers strapped to their heads 😁
I always love when todeo todeo disproves hundreds of years of stringent scientific study without evidence
Thank you for recording and posting this educational video.
This is beyond thrilling and equally petrifying!
When u think you're doing research and you are the actually the bait.
That’s a good one. Wonder how many times the Captain said, “Go out a little bit further”.
The Stimpy haha never looked at it that way lol😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
“Yeah just use your little stick, that will lure them” *wink*wink*
That shark and his buddies are probably STILL having a good laugh about that....
You'll never convince me sharks are docile, and you'll never get me on the end of a pulpit on the ocean.
No one ever did say that. Still no reason to “get a bigger boat”.
@@jakobfromthefence Sure there is
How far away is the beach? And how deep is it? I was wondering if one fell over, would they make it to the beach in one piece?
Not a good day to be wearing light-colored pants.
I would have s*** myself 😂
Brown pants. He should have worn the brown pants.
@@christelleroderick524 you guys are so gross. That's ALL you talk about.
@@carbonunit6573 why? Adults have control.
Hooper : That's a twenty footer.
Quint : Twenty-five. Three tons of him.
I mean being out front and seeing it breach right underneath you like that has got to be one of the coolest things ever. I hope I get to see a white one day.
I hope it's not the last thing you see😮
The special effects on that jaws movie were pretty good 👌
Who knew all of the world’s shark experts would take their valuable time to comment here about exactly what the shark was thinking.
"You're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass..." Nah, it's just a movie. lol
"Shark experts" :Duuuuh it probably thought he was a seal, because sharks don't attack hoomanz deeeerrrp.
Real Shark :Dear diary, Damn, I almost got a human today. So fed up of marine life lately and apparently these delicious things think I won't eat them. Sigh.
@Keith Pugh was being sarcastic bro. No disrespect k.🤣
@Keith Pugh if sharks were hungry for humans, no one could go into the sea. There is always a shark somewhere. Or do you think he doesn't know you're there? Or too stupid to find the beach with the juicy chunks?
@Keith Pugh Have you actually looked at shark attack statistics and the amount of people in the water. Also have you ever seen those drone and helicopter videos of a shore of a beach and you see like a hundred fucking sharks. Wouldnt that be a problem if they were actively hunting us?
Shark 1: "Hey Ralph. They say you can't make it onto Shark Week unless you're at least a 12 foot long Great White." Shark 2: "Oh yeah Bernie...hold my beer and watch this"
michaelfish35 😂😂😂
Wow!unless you did not provoked him,her do you think that would happen? Big Fish forsure!!!
"Ralph"? "Bernie"?? What sort of names are these for sharks?! Sharks don't live in New Jersey! More like Dagon and Sauron, if you ask me.
michaelfish35 😂😂😂
@@DieFlabbergast shut up, those names are stupid just like you
Great White: "Oh wonderful my UberEats finally arrived."
Wow... I am so surprised that guy was able to stay on that platform. I would have been shocked, passed out and fallen right into the water, and probably eaten.
Exactly! Nobody gives a shit about that brave dude, they get flustered all over some dumb shark.
Lmao
Hell,I would have shot a solid stream of brown right down my pant legs!
Same doc!
"probably"?🤔...🤣
"Will you go out to the end of the pulpit?"
"Why?"
"Just go out to the end of the pulpit. I need something in the foreground to give it some scale."
"Foreground, my ass."
Brody knew!
If you look closely, you can see the exact moment this man’s soul leaves his body.
Hooper: I need something in the foreground to give it some scale!
Brody: Foreground my ass!
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Justin Y. Just leaving this comment so I can tell my friends Im the first man who replied to a Justin Y comment
Early congrats on 100k
Greetings fellow alien. I am here to take you home
Damn that was gonna be my comment 😂
You just stole the comment under you lmao how sad
The way he breached at him as if that dude owed that shark some money!
It is the Tax Collector 🤣
It was a loan shark
@@girtisholland 😂🤣
I have always thought Tax collectors could smell blood in the water...
Shark was like, you're not tracking me...I'm tracking you! 😂
I'm just trying to visualize what the shark saw just before he launched out of the water 🤣🤣 .. The tag guy is a total pro, before the shark was back in the water, he's moving that tagging pole into position, still trying to get it done ... Great vid
People: Sharks are harmless.
Me: LOL not from what I've seen on UA-cam.
Don't use UA-cam as a source my guy
Hehe.... The chance of being bitten by a shark.... 1/9999999999999999999...... The chances you get the shot scared out of you by a shark 100%
You use UA-cam as your information source?! Uh, yea. Right on, pal. You're totally the smartest. 🙄🤡
If UA-cam is your main source of information, you have a problem.
That was definitely a JAWS moment! 👍🤠
Reminds me of Hooper and Quint. :)
"Would you just go to the end of the pulpit please? I need something in the foreground to give it some scale!" "Foreground my ass!!"
That was unbelievable moment! Never saw something like this. Sharks don't do that!
"we're going to need a Bigger Boat" lol
Definitely not the time to lose your balance!
How nice for this to pop up on my recommendations literally a day after a man got bit by a shark here in California & i just got home from surfing all morning lol
f*ck that
How is that guy so calm…I am scared for him. He ain’t trippin. Amazing.
He’s lucky he didn’t flinch harder. Those are some low railings.
I'm surprised they don't have protection all the way around I'm guessing that depending on the sharks size and where he aims it could probably still injure his legs.
@@_Otaku-kt8be the metal grating at the bottom looks sufficient but the sides definitely don’t. It’s highly unlikely a shark would ever attack at an angle and at adequate velocity that they could land a bite between the railings, because a shark that could fit wouldn’t be very large and probably not powerful enough to launch itself out of the water that far. But he could totally slip snd fall into the water if the waves were too high, his feet were wet and slippery, he jumped too high, etc.
@@laurelsilberman5705 have you never seen a shark full breach?
Ikr!?
@@laurelsilberman5705 if the shark really wanted that guy for lunch that metal is nothing compared to a white sharks bit force.
And that’s why I don’t mess with the beach or the ocean.....they stay on their side of the water and I will stay on mine 💯
john coleman hay don’t forget bull sharks can swim up rivers..... way up rivers
Amem
john coleman Me too! I only swim in water I can see through.
It isnt safe on land either. Sharks can now travel in tornadoes!
TristanDmarco 😂😂😂😂
Shark - “just gunna take a quick nibble don’t nobody mind mee mmmmm mmmm”
OK ... pretty sure every shark scientist out there would have said this type of reaction by a shark would never happen ... ever! But I am pretty sure the video is authentic and that shark could figure out the tasty morsel up above him was not a seal. This individual shark is an absolute danger, especially since this happened right next to shore where someone could easily be swimming.
So what now? You wanna kill that shark?
@@hom0s4cer yes
Absolutely!
Stupid fish to think it could actually get him, then.
@@hom0s4cer yes. 2 or 3 times at least. I want to cut every sharks head off and make them bite themselves to death.
'. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.”
"Sometimes it'd look like he was going to go away but then he'd hang around for hours, overstaying his welcome and smoking all your kush. Sometimes he'd go away but only some of the way away. Just outside that zone of personal space but close enough to be really annoying.
You don't get that reference, do you son? haha
I’ll never put on another life jacket.
hahah...sounds like something trump would say
oooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy.
Remember when hooper tried to get brody to go out there in Jaws?
Hooper: [motioning to Brody to get closer to the barrels] Come on Martin! Move, move, move!
Brody: I'm not going out there!
Hooper: Beyond the edge of the barrels, go to the end of the barrels! Further out!
Brody: What?
Hooper: Further out!
Brody: Why?
Hooper: Go further out!
Brody: What for?
Hooper: Will you go to the end of the pulpit, please?
Brody: What?
Hooper: Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!
Brody: What for?
Hooper: I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale.
Brody: Foreground, my ass!
Hooper: Go to the end of the pulpit.
Brody: WHAT FOR!
Hooper: Go to the end of the pulpit. I need something in the foreground for scale.
Boat driver: ” whoa, that thing jumped right out of the water”
Guy in front: “ did you see that?”
Boat driver: “did you not hear me, dip shit?”
Imagine how fast the shark was following that boat to leap and make a move
Close to shore
Imagine if it was depper waters what might have been
I’m no expert but that creature looked enormous.
The only other living shark that’s bigger then the white is the whale shark. So you are right. They big
You call that enormous? There are great whites almost bigger than the boat. That thing was like 8 feet
@SCP 049, an odd perspective. Yeah of course there are a lot of creatures and objects in the world and universe bigger than this. In this moment doesn’t it matter? Think.
@@bennu547Wrong. The basking shark is bigger.
For a second there, instinct kicked in and the guy was like “IT’S GOING TO EAT MY FEET!!” 😂 I shouldn’t laugh tho because if it was me, I would have learned how to fly at that point.
SHARKS😍 Amazing, Beautiful & Ancient Species. Thanks🌺
I love how the guy flinches for like half a second and then goes RIGHT back to his job
Patient: "Doctor, i'm constipated and haven't pooped in days."
Dr Me: "Please follow me."
*Later*
Patient: "Why are we on a boat?"
Me: "To cure your constipation."
Patient: "How?"
Me: "Oh you'll see."
That's a really, really Gay scenario...
I'm imagining the scenario and cracking up!!😂😂😂
Lol
@@daviddistefano7520 the guy is called Gorilla nipples so what did you expect 🤣 still funny though
@@cg9631 who says the patient's a guy though?
It matched the speed of the boat and lunged perfectly at the guy, something tells me these guys are a lot smarter than we think.
"That's a twenty footer"
"Twenty five. Three tons of him"
He just wanted to show his appreciation for the great job you guys at the Atlantic White Shark Conservancy are doing by shaking your hand. With his mouth.
I pooped a little for the guy at the bow
Paul Nelson pretty sure he did too 🤣
Paul Nelson Me too!
His new nickname..."Chum"
That's how the poop deck got it's name.
shark induced, yes
"she can't take much more of this captain" ( in my best Scottish brogue)
his under pants : yup
The shark was like: Ohhhhh I’m sorry human, my bad!
I thought you were about to feed me.
Sheesh!, that was kinda awkward……
" Hooper! Aint ya watchin it?!"
-Quint
Hello Mr wolf It's Quint.
Brenda Forster Thanks fuck face
Bigus Digus lmao 😂
"Hooper! Quit playing with yourself!"
Farewell and adieu my fair spanish ladies...
Farewell and adieu fair ladies of Spain
For we've received orders , for to sail back to Boston . . .
And soon never more will we see you again....
Captain Quint approves of this post!
Lynn Glaze Yeah, but the Chief has already put in his order for a bigger boat...
that dude's little tap dance when he jumped out lol
Numbskull was almost a Darwin Award winner for most creative way to die.
"I need something in the foreground to give it some scale!!!!"
"Foreground my ass!!"
They need a bigger boat.
@@mwillblade LMAO! :D
Great quote!! 👌
That was awesome. I love the little "oh-shit oh-shit" two-step when his brain finally registers what's happening lol.
Thats Dr "Greg".. Greg Skomai .. big cheese at the AWSC... absolutely brilliant..love to have a beer, ham and mustard on rye w/ him anyone remotely interested, watched 'Shark Week" would know him by face.. what is terrifying.. even though Skomai is on the pulpit some 8 ft above the water line.. the shark drew a perfect bead on him as he stood there...the funny part is Greg lifted his feet in millisecond in reaction.. w/o thought 1 .. I recall when this was posted several yrs ago ... WOW !!
By the looks of the jig he performed, the guy must be a Boston Irishman... 😂🤣
Hey Jonny, head out onto the gang plank. A little more. A little more. Perrrrfect!
Oh, the shark only stalked and triangulated its attack on a small ominously particular moving target hovering 5 ft above the water because it thought it was a seal -.-
ahah yep, poor innocent dumb sharks who have such bad sight they can't even tell the difference between a seal and other preys, hmm sorry humans I meant
@@bonjourra this is a joke right? You don’t actually believe sharks are spawns of the devil that actively hunt humans?
@@mateomiranda2635 nope, just that they can very well spot the difference between humans and seals, but still see both of them as preys
@@mateomiranda2635 ya they do
Yeah: if I had $5 for every time I've seen a seal hovering in the air, I'd be a billionaire :)
Shark was saying " Keep the poker the hell away from me "
It's a camera on the pole.
Dan Holohan sharks actually go for humans
That reminded me of Quint in Jaws. "Starboard Hooper, you watchin it"!!!
That shark was like, "just kidding, mate!"
Researchers: Did you see that?
Shark: LOL. That guy will forever be wearing his brown pants.
Such a dumb joke
Shark Bait OOH Ha Ha
Tardisius golden👍👍
I was gona write that lol
Tardisius Welcome Brother Shark Bait.
Jawsus Christ that was close
Legend haha
So please tell me again: We go ocean fishing why?
0:19 As a Spanish speaker and English as my secondary language. That: Holy Crap, is the most cleared one I have heard in my life. That’s perfect English.
Shark: "relax I was just messin' with you"
Wow! That had to be scary....amazing creature 🦈
The eyes... They're like a doll's eyes..
Was lucky he didn't fall into the water.
But they don't like to eat people.....😉
Oh he would definitely have been lunch if he did. Glad he's ok.
Great White sharks would only eat species that are in the ocean. The Great White could have attacked him if he fell in, but the Great White would probably be grossed out unless it was starving and desperate. The likelihood of a fish that can only be beaten by orcas running entirely out of food in the ocean is really rare, even with overfishing.
They're 'adaptable'; white sharks in Australia can and do eat humans with a surprising degree of frequency. There was a time in the late 1980s thru the 1990s that nearly all the fatal white shark attacks in Oz resulted in total or partial consumption of the victim. So, I'm guessing a small subset of the population simply views the bony swimming primate as just another edible item.
He sure was light on his feet when that shark popped up out of the water though! LOL
Now that will question the claims that sharks don't attack people...For surfers, they had an explanation-"to sharks they look like seals from below" I am sure that guy didn't look like a seal from her point of view...
vladiinsky it wouldve looked like something edible to it more than likely a really big bird, which is why it ambushed from below instead of a “normal” attack
All so called scientific disclosures on oceanic life is a load of shit. The story about surfers being mistaken for seals is horseshit too. As is that "they're been here for millions of years"...yup their great great great greatest grandest pa lived back then to pass it down the generations..."one day will come when you can tell the world sharks been around for millions of years". Come to think about it, they know more of space than the damn oceans LMFAO...them mofos been sprinting before crawling.
that's what i was going to say. he's standing fully erect so he can't look like a seal yet the shark came at him all the same.
actually slamming an animal from beneath IS a normal attack. it's meant to take the animal by surprise and rip out a chunk of flesh from the stomach. it was a killing attack. it's unlikely the shark saw him as a bird but it's possible.
@@poop10I You're laughably uneducated
My screen color is off, are those white or brown pants??
I was waiting for him to say "Mr. Hooper, hurry!"
I came here for the overuse of the quote "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
I noticed the captain was the only one yelling "Wooow"....meanwhile the other guy saw his life flash before his eyes 😂🤣😂 I'm sure that was scary as hell...but, at the end of the day...that's the experience of a lifetime.
The other guy did a little dance its called im screwed 2 step
I heard "better me than you pal!"
That dude started river dancing!!! lol
Shark: "Lunch on the hoof! (or fin) And it is coming to me! Thank you God!"
For all of you that think the shark has excellent eyesight, great timing and knew the guy was on the plank; Inasked the shark about it and he said he was just breaching to break the monotony of swimming all day and almost got hit by a boat he didn’t see.
You’re delusional if you think that great white didn’t see the boat. It’s MO is see shadowy thing on the surface and calculating the best timing for an attack. Also sharks have sensitive sensors that pick up electricity. They can sense your heart beat. If they can pick up a heart beat, sure as hell they’d know a boat was there. Couldn’t see the boat my ass
@@bennu547 You realise that was a joke right?
@@bennu547 first of all it was a joke. Second, why do I see sharks breaching while teying to get a seal but miss the seal.
Third, do you think that shark heard the heartbeat of the man on the plank? Do you believe the shark knew there was a man on that plank?
Four, maybe the shark thought the big thing coming at him was an orca and since he hated his home life he decided to kill himself by jumping in front of it. But since his eyes were so bad and his sensors were messed up due to the aluminum trim of the boat in the salt water he was wrong and it was just a boat.
Lol
Lol
"Screw that!, I ain't going out there!" ~ Chief Brody😁
This reminds me of the scene in JAWS where Brodie is asked by Hooper to go way out on the pulpit of the boat to give Hooper's camera shot "scale"
Hooper: “I need something in the foreground for scale!”
Brody “Foreground my ASS!”
Jaws: “I'm gonna jump onto your boat and sink it and eat you!"
Reality: “BOO! Scared ya, didn't I?"
Your comment wasn't funny.
Immagine that for just a second all of you Ocean Kayakers watching...
Yeah, straight up loco.
Shark: one of these days I will get to taste gary.
Legend has it that the guy is still washing his pants
he/she was trying to knock that guy off of that boat and then eat him for lunch for sure.