I took on the Colombian Cartel and THIS HAPPENED...

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  • @aidansmith6906
    @aidansmith6906 5 років тому +4748

    Can’t tell if the clickbait titles are ironic or not

  • @jackhoving4945
    @jackhoving4945 5 років тому +1661

    *Pelican Escobar*

    • @sturdysituation9569
      @sturdysituation9569 5 років тому +6

      Pelican Flanco

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 років тому +11

      Agent 47 should have taken over the business as a drug lord, nobody would dare to cross an assassin that took out their boss in the midst of them ! Sounds like a pretty good cover too, a drug lord that does wet work on the side.

    • @hauckanimation8638
      @hauckanimation8638 5 років тому +6

      El Modest

    • @sturdysituation9569
      @sturdysituation9569 5 років тому

      Zamolxes77 theres something in him I believe or think that he would die or something would happen if he was to cross or ... the government

    • @jdsbuilt9651
      @jdsbuilt9651 4 роки тому

      S

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 3 роки тому +518

    2 years ago being stoked about 100k. Now he’s at 1.3M. All hail captain peli! I feel like a proud father watching his son commit his first Christian prank all on his own

    • @elamisvero
      @elamisvero 2 роки тому +2

      and after 3 years 1,54 mill.

    • @skylercurrier9443
      @skylercurrier9443 2 роки тому +2

      @Vilper36 and just a month later 1.62 mill

    • @traise420
      @traise420 2 роки тому +5

      Any more historians/mathematicians to announce to us how many subscribers does this man have?

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine 2 роки тому +5

      @@traise420 Yes, 1.69M now.

    • @j.y.dn..50
      @j.y.dn..50 2 роки тому +3

      @marasmusine was just going to say that😂

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG 5 років тому +1930

    Keep them Hitman videos coming!!! also nice thumbnail😍 (congrats on 100k legend)

  • @Primalz
    @Primalz 5 років тому +386

    Im so stoked for you! You can do this fulltime now LETS GO. 200K soon to come

    • @Mr.Rogers91
      @Mr.Rogers91 4 роки тому +23

      It’s a year later he’s at 980,000 subs. Crazy how big a difference in 12 months.

    • @Bluedinosaur02
      @Bluedinosaur02 4 роки тому +8

      he gots a mil now ayye

    • @yourordinarytwathere8789
      @yourordinarytwathere8789 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mr.Rogers91 well, not exactly. this vid and the original comment were posted in february 2019 so it was more like 22 months😅

    • @pyropug0188
      @pyropug0188 3 роки тому

      This aged well

    • @smartstudyingdoggo9031
      @smartstudyingdoggo9031 3 роки тому

      2mil

  • @devs277
    @devs277 5 років тому +678

    Pelicans were about to go extinct, but the good word of this channel has increased the population of Peli's over 100,000. Salute ! (Congrats on 100k)

  • @gulzaarbains7908
    @gulzaarbains7908 5 років тому +331

    7:42 wait agent 47 put on the TATTOOS as well
    WHAT?!?!?!

    • @dylonthompson5211
      @dylonthompson5211 5 років тому +12

      Woah

    • @ricoliu3183
      @ricoliu3183 5 років тому +34

      That’s agent 47 for ya

    • @nou7742
      @nou7742 5 років тому +21

      *seems legit*

    • @Sad_Elf
      @Sad_Elf 5 років тому +41

      When you discover that 47 has chameleon DNA

    • @tabonmok416
      @tabonmok416 5 років тому +18

      those are tattoo sleeves

  • @danwhite2585
    @danwhite2585 5 років тому +480

    I just shipped 1400 pounds of cocaine across the border and labeled it as pelicoke

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +91

      ty mate this really helps spread the word of my channel

    • @danwhite2585
      @danwhite2585 5 років тому +19

      Modest Pelican Gaming no problem, but you might see me in a future hit man episode

    • @paint4r
      @paint4r 5 років тому +8

      Hello officer, yes this comment right here sir

    • @danwhite2585
      @danwhite2585 5 років тому +4

      Alex Klyce shit

    • @kyranisaacson3909
      @kyranisaacson3909 5 років тому

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @jayeditz3935
    @jayeditz3935 5 років тому +73

    0:41 *this is America*

    • @ggmr399
      @ggmr399 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @DJ-rf9yq
      @DJ-rf9yq 4 роки тому

      damn I tought of the same thing

  • @OrangeGuy
    @OrangeGuy 5 років тому +624

    I'm finally early on one of these videos.

  • @gavinwilcox5027
    @gavinwilcox5027 5 років тому +39

    Yo this man is criminally underrated he is one of the funniest youtubers I’ve ever watched

  • @pmookie
    @pmookie 5 років тому +534

    Fun Pelican fact time : Their beaks can hold 3 buckets of fish. They are among the heaviest flying birds and their skeleton is 1.10 of their body weight.

    • @MorseCodeMC
      @MorseCodeMC 5 років тому +50

      Fun fact: a "bucket" is not a unit of measurement

    • @sackballbig7112
      @sackballbig7112 5 років тому +11

      Actually Pelicans do not store fish in their pouch, but simply use it to catch them and then tip it back to drain out water and swallow the fish immediately. The American white pelican can hold some 3 gallons(or roughly 11.4 liters) of water in its bill. But I’m still not sure why we’re stating pelican facts 🙃

    • @pmookie
      @pmookie 5 років тому +15

      @@sackballbig7112 well mostly cause it spreads the good word of his channel , but i never said they use it to store fish i just said it can hold that many fish

    • @idarmearanguibel2458
      @idarmearanguibel2458 5 років тому +6

      @@sackballbig7112 it spreads the good word

    • @lingokim8802
      @lingokim8802 5 років тому

      @@MorseCodeMC lol

  • @pedrogunner9750
    @pedrogunner9750 2 роки тому +50

    I spent almost a year in Colombia in the early 2000s conduit anti drug operations. We were strike unit against the FARC. It was some of the wildest times of my life. I will say this though. The people of Columbia are incredible people! The women are beautiful and if you have blue eyes they will love you haha, especially if you’re nice, respectful, and can speak at least a little Spanish. Also the FARC are some gnarly people!

    • @jbowers4781
      @jbowers4781 Рік тому

      That’s crazy

    • @Tyler_Solomon
      @Tyler_Solomon Рік тому +1

      Spanish speaking has yet to help me in the mountains of Pakistan. This is a strike against U.S.A. schools but really my issue. I should have stayed focused while on my State Department internship during college.

    • @Mikailjaffer
      @Mikailjaffer Рік тому

      @@Tyler_Solomonyou live in pakistan as well?

  • @mohofelion976
    @mohofelion976 5 років тому +385

    2019 Qoute book "Ya see... You can't have a fight with your wife if she's drowning in a river" - ModestPelicanGaming 2019

  • @djdragonknight115
    @djdragonknight115 3 роки тому +62

    47 has the magical ability to put on tattoos like clothing

    • @wyruZzah87
      @wyruZzah87 3 роки тому +1

      He must also use some Jedi Mind tricks, cause even disguises cant mask his color skin etc.. "Like hey im member of Yakuza, but im totally white".. or cartel member etc., etc... :D

  • @poit9491
    @poit9491 4 роки тому +216

    MPG:”Thanks for 100K Subs
    Everyone: looks at how many subs he has now

  • @generalmcsealy5885
    @generalmcsealy5885 5 років тому +141

    Im in New Orleans right now, on my way to city council.

  • @TheMoeP
    @TheMoeP 2 роки тому +2

    7:50 that description is very specific...love it!

  • @evilrl5582
    @evilrl5582 5 років тому +46

    These intros are actually killing me. This whole channel is killing me. The comedy is simple yet genius

  • @enigmaficate
    @enigmaficate 2 роки тому +14

    3 years later. Those 100k subs turned into 1.7 million.
    You deserve the world brother.
    Now help me. We have some cartels that want to cuddle with my 50 caliber.

  • @easy_difficulty
    @easy_difficulty 3 роки тому +3

    I stumble upon this video from 2 years ago with you thanking 100,000 subs and saying you never thought you’d get this fair, now you’re at 1.37 million hydrated humans, props you for being Modest, and beautiful.

  • @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows
    @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Modest Pelican played marriage counselor in the gentle way that only an assassin can.

  • @yougonasorry
    @yougonasorry 5 років тому +21

    2:05 LOL i discoverered your channel and already like your sense of humour :)

  • @spritepepsiplushes8353
    @spritepepsiplushes8353 2 роки тому +3

    I love the "spread the good word of my channel" bits, been binging the hitman playlist and always makes me laugh lmao

  • @BoschhammerActual
    @BoschhammerActual 5 років тому +16

    Absolutely loving your epic hitman 2 content! Congrats on 100k, ya glorious feathered bastard

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +14

      thanks brother and glad to hear you're enjoying the hitman vids. Have a good day!

  • @dunrossb
    @dunrossb 5 років тому +40

    I pushed my girlfriend down a river and our relationship is stronger than ever, thank you Love Doctor Papa Peli!

  • @matthewsutton6103
    @matthewsutton6103 5 років тому +30

    You are actually so funny I love your videos

  • @retrogamer4058
    @retrogamer4058 3 роки тому +6

    Your thumbnails really are thick, juicy, architecturally designed...
    That's exactly how your staircase is supposed to be.

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 5 років тому +6

    100 thousand subs!!! What a legend Modest Pelican really is. Congrats.

  • @willfer6986
    @willfer6986 5 років тому +6

    7:49 I feel personally attacked

  • @anttilaine9715
    @anttilaine9715 5 років тому +12

    dude you are a legend ! thank you for the hilarious content. Honestly u are one of my favorite creators in yt so far. Keep up the good work

  • @RossCass
    @RossCass Рік тому +1

    "Or one helluva night out with the other assassins" 😂😂

  • @siddharthtyagi4805
    @siddharthtyagi4805 5 років тому +12

    You nailed it ,Marriage counsellor Peli .

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 2 роки тому +1

    Agent 47's morning routine:
    1: Wake up
    2: Piss
    3: Get out of bed
    4: Kill three main members of a Columbian drug cartel, crippling the cartel.
    5: Eat breakfast

  • @nikok.395
    @nikok.395 5 років тому +63

    REMEMBER LADS-STAY HYDRATED!!!

  • @saltymisfit6566
    @saltymisfit6566 5 років тому +13

    Steps to eliminate a drug cartel.
    Step 1) Hydrate

  • @adrianpatociego7373
    @adrianpatociego7373 5 років тому +42

    100k is great but I know that pelicans can fly higher

  • @zulunet3285
    @zulunet3285 5 років тому +8

    im so happy that i found this channel

  • @festivalparkYT
    @festivalparkYT 2 роки тому +3

    I know this is stupid, but I've been having the worst days lately and these videos just cheer me up and are what I look forward to in my day, thank you for your ridiculous sense of humor

  • @tctt185_dg
    @tctt185_dg 4 роки тому

    2019: 100,000 subscribers
    2020: 1M subscribers?!
    I only just subscribed to this channel not long ago. I actually like this channel thanks to Hitman 2. Man I wish I have that game.

  • @laskyinfinity1411
    @laskyinfinity1411 5 років тому +3

    You're the most funniest pelican I've ever encountered. 😂 keep it up!

  • @matthewbarnwell2966
    @matthewbarnwell2966 5 років тому

    This channel is a hidden gem

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 5 років тому +231

    You should have added to the title: GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL, CONDOMS NOT USED, COPS SHOWED UP, ALMOST ARRESTED, GUNS DRAWN, ALMOST GOT CAUGHT, WENT HORRIBLY WRONG. Use these next time daddy.

  • @bellman4336
    @bellman4336 2 роки тому +1

    I never thought I would see a mid evil knight with a silenced pistol taking down a drug cartel. But here we are. Thanks papa peli.

  • @jagerfragetti_3467
    @jagerfragetti_3467 5 років тому +8

    PAPPA PELI!!! TIME TO DRINK GOON BAG!!

  • @szlendak1368
    @szlendak1368 3 роки тому +1

    7:51 this is weirdly accurate i don’t wanna end up like this

  • @itsxstarz9056
    @itsxstarz9056 3 роки тому +5

    Almost 2 years later and over 1 million subs that’s crazy congrats on that

  • @ivar6739
    @ivar6739 3 роки тому +1

    and 2 years later u have 1.20 mil subs well deserved

  • @another1gone
    @another1gone 2 роки тому +3

    Congrats on the 1.5 million subscribers at the time of me finding this video

  • @lars778
    @lars778 5 років тому

    This channel bout to blow up!

  • @jacksonbarinowski3966
    @jacksonbarinowski3966 5 років тому +9

    "I also take a cocaine brick that I take for...evidence..."

  • @MrMadmeads
    @MrMadmeads 7 місяців тому +1

    Our man’s is at 2.27 millions now let’s go

  • @Medwin-
    @Medwin- 5 років тому +3

    Definitely deserve more subs

  • @austintc369
    @austintc369 5 років тому +2

    Congrats on 100k! Been here since 10k and have watched your channel grow over 2 years!

  • @sanvanel5465
    @sanvanel5465 5 років тому +5

    You always produce amazing content! So glad that I can support your work. Your videos never dissapoint

  • @gatopreto-xq4dd
    @gatopreto-xq4dd Рік тому

    07:39 Damn! 47 is so good he even got the guys tattoos

  • @diochimp8890
    @diochimp8890 5 років тому +4

    Woaw, your channel just blew up recently!

  • @mrsonicblah1
    @mrsonicblah1 5 років тому +1

    Lmao @ 8:59, even 47 got a cheeky look in ;)

  • @zareckplays
    @zareckplays 3 роки тому +6

    my man as the tattoo artist looks like mid crisis johnny depp lmao

  • @cryptic6917
    @cryptic6917 4 роки тому

    Wholesome thumbnail, wholesome title, wholesome content and wholesome pelican. Thank you.

  • @McLaineAC
    @McLaineAC 5 років тому +3

    12:32 "I then throw the Cocain brick at his head, which I immediately regret, as that would've been the easiest few thousand dollars I eve made..."
    🤣🤣

  • @kyle9025
    @kyle9025 3 роки тому +1

    This is so funny, "Thicc juicy stairs" done me! Subbed.

  • @dmt2027
    @dmt2027 5 років тому +32

    Spread the word, got arrested.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +19

      i appreciate your sacrifice mate.

    • @centurion0-199
      @centurion0-199 4 роки тому +1

      Eh FBI are pussies
      We all Know C.I.A.
      Has more use
      Plus I live in Europe

    • @geertgietman
      @geertgietman 4 роки тому

      @@centurion0-199 e

    • @OhKnow379
      @OhKnow379 3 роки тому

      @@centurion0-199 fbi handles domestic affairs. CIA doesn’t touch America.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Рік тому +2

    These titles would be horrifying in any other context lol

  • @meh.austin3207
    @meh.austin3207 3 роки тому +6

    "thank you for 100k" me watching with 1mil good job man

  • @makersmark1974
    @makersmark1974 3 роки тому

    🤣😂🤣😂
    "Santa for Tuna"..🤣😂
    You made "Fortune Saint" sound like a xmas fish sandwich...
    🤣😂🤣😂
    Anywho, this run through helped alot; yes, I'm very late in playing games these days..
    👍👌

  • @micahudeh5929
    @micahudeh5929 3 роки тому +4

    As a Native New Orleanian, I sent the request. The most I could get was a Pelican on the Louisiana state flag

  • @Moflight23
    @Moflight23 3 роки тому +1

    0:27 whaaaat? Gotta respect the glow up man!! 100k to 1kk in 2 years is sick! Your content had it coming though 🔥

  • @trapdontaris
    @trapdontaris 5 років тому +5

    Lmao, imagine naming your gang “The Skinny Cartel”

  • @chimpanzeeslearnintegers
    @chimpanzeeslearnintegers 4 місяці тому +2

    Back 5 years later and Pelli now has 2.31 Mil 🎉

    • @hidr6ps693
      @hidr6ps693 4 місяці тому +1

      I sleep to this playlist

  • @tictacfan8229
    @tictacfan8229 5 років тому +12

    I made my basketball name modest pelican to spread the good word

  • @yesmate.6758
    @yesmate.6758 5 років тому

    dude this series is so good

  • @colleennostrand
    @colleennostrand 3 роки тому +3

    Me and my boyfriend were fighting to see your video so to stop it I hydrated him under water for five minutes he’s not breathing

  • @chasehanson5128
    @chasehanson5128 5 років тому

    this is possibly the most slept on yt channel

  • @david.crowther6646
    @david.crowther6646 2 роки тому +3

    Nuts to think that only three years ago this guy had just hit 100,000 subscribers, yet now he’s at 1,650,000. Amazing growth

  • @paullambert9317
    @paullambert9317 4 роки тому

    7:45 my lad even got the tattoos
    Dedication

  • @jeffclarkofclarklesparkle3103
    @jeffclarkofclarklesparkle3103 5 років тому +6

    You are my favourite game review that exists man! So hilarious but informative (and you're actually very well hydrated despite what the trolls say)

  • @JeandrePetzer
    @JeandrePetzer 4 роки тому +2

    0:26 You're very welcome man. That was partially my doing so I am glad you appreciate it.

  • @radzdaboy3457
    @radzdaboy3457 5 років тому +6

    12:59 agent 47 can get paid and play some apex legends lol

  • @NorthsideChamps16
    @NorthsideChamps16 5 років тому

    I love this channel. Especially the GTAV and RDR2 vids.

  • @TheReddragon64
    @TheReddragon64 5 років тому +4

    lol, he keeps saying "George" instead of "Jorge"/"HOR:hey" xD

  • @simplyluis6548
    @simplyluis6548 5 років тому +1

    "...Calls people 'chief'" There. I died right there 😂

  • @FureFoxUwU
    @FureFoxUwU 4 роки тому +3

    Who else clicked for the stairs?

  • @maximusbalderaz8170
    @maximusbalderaz8170 5 років тому

    Hope this channel grows

  • @tylerbegbie3833
    @tylerbegbie3833 5 років тому +7

    Hmmmm no views but 37 likes and 21 comments

  • @madhava8437
    @madhava8437 3 роки тому

    I watched this for nostalgia because this was the first modest pelican video i've ever watched.

  • @narrator106
    @narrator106 5 років тому +3

    7:42 how the hell did he get the tattoos of the guy

    • @dubbadog4life320
      @dubbadog4life320 4 роки тому

      Its tattoo sleeves, they're basically fake tattoos

  • @Kohl293
    @Kohl293 Рік тому

    3:57 this will be a fun and wholesome couple bonding experience

  • @cia7683
    @cia7683 5 років тому +3

    Convenient that he fits in all the clothes

  • @Meri-Muru
    @Meri-Muru 5 років тому +1

    7:49 Well that was... uhmmm... specific? 😂😂

  • @captainnuggie1831
    @captainnuggie1831 5 років тому +7

    Shame on you pelican, why would you destroy " *evidence* "

  • @MohammedMMajeed
    @MohammedMMajeed 3 місяці тому +2

    5 years later you have 2.3 million 🎉

  • @DaneNOTDan
    @DaneNOTDan Рік тому +2

    This dudes comentary is so funny 😂

  • @jiggle_snrp
    @jiggle_snrp 10 місяців тому +2

    4 years later and were at 2.24 Mill good job Modest Pelican

  • @musafera
    @musafera 2 роки тому +1

    I’m 2 years late lol but you grew fast! Congrats on 1.5 mil subs!

  • @Dekinoz
    @Dekinoz 5 років тому +1

    You are the real lord, pelican

  • @ДенисДавидков
    @ДенисДавидков 3 роки тому +1

    0:50 nice grand tour reference ;)

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 роки тому +2

      I realized that at the cocaine part, rewatched, and then checked comments to see if I was right, and I’m glad I was.

  • @xconvoy8503
    @xconvoy8503 3 роки тому

    Modest pelican gaming: the only UA-camr who makes good ads for water :-)

  • @pablopro75
    @pablopro75 3 роки тому +1

    Your videos are sooo entertaining.

  • @wdc12
    @wdc12 5 років тому

    Dude this was one of the funniest hitman videos I’ve ever watched you’ve earned yourself a sub keep making these dude