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  • @danniellesmith9039
    @danniellesmith9039 5 років тому +8608

    Mark: *Opens door, sees something spooky* "Noooope" *walks away*
    Honestly, he would survive a horror movie

    • @annabreaux4784
      @annabreaux4784 4 роки тому +58

      i agree

    • @potater1991
      @potater1991 4 роки тому +60

      He shouldn't have opened the door in the first place lol

    • @randyglaze6593
      @randyglaze6593 4 роки тому +146

      Agreed most people are like...
      IMA GO CHECK IT OUT AND SAY "HELLO" as if someone would be like HI THERE^-^!
      mark is just like NOPPPEEE
      goodbye..

    • @Bloodpix
      @Bloodpix 4 роки тому +132

      If he was put in a horror movie he would run off that script faster then the dressed nightmare creature can appear. SURVIVAL INSTINCTS.

    • @tanmoydutta5846
      @tanmoydutta5846 4 роки тому +8

      😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Ally-mv2in
    @Ally-mv2in 5 років тому +3344

    Clowns and demons and creepy moving dolls and dead people... Main character: "Where are my car keys?"

    • @noahstalgic
      @noahstalgic 5 років тому +111

      Alllmy {3
      *Founds creepy dolls in his house even tho he is not suppose to have those*
      MC: "I need to wash the dishes~!"

    • @jonathansteinfort2975
      @jonathansteinfort2975 5 років тому +34

      Facts, not where is something sharp or lethal, no, where's my keys.

    • @zoerdoge8016
      @zoerdoge8016 5 років тому +10

      NARUTO 4 LIFE

    • @Jay-Gruener
      @Jay-Gruener 5 років тому +35

      That's me in a horror movie:The one stupid character looking for his shit

    • @teal_indigo9105
      @teal_indigo9105 5 років тому +1

      Facts bro

  • @GoRyder
    @GoRyder 4 роки тому +3619

    I just realized why this game made me so anxious, there's no music or ambient sound.

    • @tokayanimate1944
      @tokayanimate1944 3 роки тому +78

      YAH I KNOW RIGHT

    • @alexhollon7526
      @alexhollon7526 3 роки тому +256

      That's the beauty of it. When it's very quiet, you're always expecting something to happen, the expectation heightens the tension. So when it finally happens, it becomes far scarier.

    • @bubblesbubbleton2747
      @bubblesbubbleton2747 3 роки тому +97

      I didn’t realize that.... so that’s why the squeak, giggles, and scares hit so much harder!

    • @acidusk
      @acidusk 3 роки тому +30

      DUDE YES THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING. It's absolutely terrifying. Everytime you get jump scared it's way scarier because theres no noise otherwise.

    • @randommeowthekitty6482
      @randommeowthekitty6482 3 роки тому +22

      Okay so I'm tryna make a horror game right now and you pointing this out was a huge help because I want to make it very scary
      Thank you

  • @ApolloSniperman
    @ApolloSniperman 4 роки тому +3099

    *Wakes up, sees dead body in closet*
    “I need a shower before I go to work”
    *Still looking in closet*
    “Oh, there’s my flashlight”
    Seems legit

  • @AmandatheG
    @AmandatheG 6 років тому +4921

    when Mark kept repeating "go bed," my dog was really confused. He is trained that "go to bed" means it is time to sleep. He was staring at me like wait...now?

    • @sweettea6482
      @sweettea6482 6 років тому +45

      Amanda the G LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @daniroseheart620
      @daniroseheart620 6 років тому +20

      Amanda the G Lol

    • @danielmathis783
      @danielmathis783 6 років тому +23

      Amanda the G lol that's funny 😂

    • @friskychan2453
      @friskychan2453 6 років тому +10

      LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @julyan4766
      @julyan4766 6 років тому +28

      give me your dog

  • @giasikorski4160
    @giasikorski4160 4 роки тому +2534

    Markiplier: *sees Mr.Tatters*
    *Tags him*
    Markiplier: "Oh, I was trying to break his neck."

  • @wasthatthebiteof8796
    @wasthatthebiteof8796 4 роки тому +412

    * Dark demons and warnings are appearing everywhere *
    Main Character: I beTtEr WAsh ThE DiSheS

    • @pinkiewashere12
      @pinkiewashere12 3 роки тому +9

      There is nothing funny about dirty dishes.

  • @BumblyBear
    @BumblyBear 4 роки тому +732

    "You HAVE to look at her!"
    Immidently looks away.

  • @waiior2447
    @waiior2447 5 років тому +6563

    My cat touched my foot while I was watching this and I thought I died

    • @ifuaira00
      @ifuaira00 5 років тому +239

      And he attacc

    • @portable_rat
      @portable_rat 5 років тому +155

      And most importantly arin is a snacc

    • @katanimationsuwu6873
      @katanimationsuwu6873 5 років тому +125

      SAME but my cat put her paw on my back and I jumped and almost fell on her 😂

    • @Violet7095
      @Violet7095 5 років тому +62

      My cat heard the squeaky part and thought its was the cat for mouse's thing lol

    • @chickinugg1227
      @chickinugg1227 5 років тому +12

      Big mood

  • @cutesisworld7118
    @cutesisworld7118 5 років тому +3508

    One of the most famous quotes of Markiplier: "NO MAMA!"
    love ya Markimoo

  • @shailacurry1985
    @shailacurry1985 4 роки тому +511

    He sounds like a mom trying to rangle all his kids.
    "Emily come here..... I got you.... Emily!!"

  • @xeeya3898
    @xeeya3898 3 роки тому +280

    Mark: "NO MAMA, GO TO BED"
    also Mark: "EMILY, GET BACK HERE"
    Mark could literally be my mom

  • @lovelybxnnie
    @lovelybxnnie 5 років тому +2483

    "She is probably blind so just dont make sound" Mark
    I mean... her eyes were taking out soooooo

    • @ineedhugs456
      @ineedhugs456 4 роки тому +30

      @Kale Turley r/ihadastroke

    • @randyglaze6593
      @randyglaze6593 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @randyglaze6593
      @randyglaze6593 4 роки тому +2

      @Kale Turley what?

    • @randyglaze6593
      @randyglaze6593 4 роки тому +27

      Most people when a jump scare happens: AHHH OH MY GOD RUN
      mark: OH F**K A DUCK
      I love you mark also
      2019 anyone?

    • @pipperoonie
      @pipperoonie 4 роки тому +1

      Zerepher number 72
      yep lol

  • @mctaglia772
    @mctaglia772 6 років тому +285

    *"Why won't they have mercy on my horribly abused butthole..?"*
    --Markiplier 2K18

  • @dilfmagnetjoyce4456
    @dilfmagnetjoyce4456 3 роки тому +897

    Mark :- casually cursing -
    His neighbors: - sighs - Must be playing another horror game

    • @burntpt9816
      @burntpt9816 3 роки тому +6

      That’s me

    • @dilfmagnetjoyce4456
      @dilfmagnetjoyce4456 2 роки тому +10

      @Ezio Auditore I know- I was making a joke

    • @PixelThorn
      @PixelThorn 2 роки тому +5

      Agda, the neighbor is doing that thing again!

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 2 роки тому +3

      @Ezio Auditore Ogres have layers

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 роки тому +5

      Mark: AH FUCK uuuuhh....
      Neighbors: looks like another horror game

  • @s.ol._.
    @s.ol._. 4 роки тому +582

    KiKo~Peek-A-Boo
    Mr. Tatters~ Red light, green light
    Chester~ Tag
    Weasel~ Musical chairs
    Max~ Stay in the light
    Greta~ Marco Polo
    Emily~ Hide n’ Seek

    • @stm7333
      @stm7333 3 роки тому +15

      *kiki

    • @galaxygirlblackheart6805
      @galaxygirlblackheart6805 2 роки тому +24

      Maxwell's game might also be Flashlight Tag or Spotlight.

    • @Eli-uu4vt
      @Eli-uu4vt 2 роки тому +11

      @@stm7333 I think it's a callback to what he called her in the first game.

    • @franhomes194
      @franhomes194 2 роки тому +5

      with weasl you have to turn off his music box before he gets out

    • @dollibun
      @dollibun Рік тому

      ​@@stm7333 kiko*

  • @sewerpigeon
    @sewerpigeon 6 років тому +1870

    i'm sorry, but the mental image of mark aggressively kicking boxes down a hallway while a gangly dummy chases him as he cusses everything out is so funny to me

  • @lazerkitty7627
    @lazerkitty7627 6 років тому +337

    "I think she's blind"
    Well she literaly has NO EYES

    • @loftywastaken2386
      @loftywastaken2386 6 років тому +9

      Lazerkitty 76 soo...
      Ur saying she isn't blind?
      Got it

    • @Zoomezz
      @Zoomezz 6 років тому +3

      Red Man He's being sarcastic you dope

    • @alexisyt4380
      @alexisyt4380 6 років тому +3

      You noticed that too yay

    • @evilkrab999
      @evilkrab999 6 років тому +5

      I have no eyes and I can see fine

    • @jennaelise97
      @jennaelise97 6 років тому

      King__BuGGy He’s being sarcastic too lmao

  • @starmagnets
    @starmagnets 3 роки тому +93

    "Maybe I could shit out a security card."
    "Oh look! Someone shit out a security card!"
    Mark please you sound like you're high

  • @jimfilms6688
    @jimfilms6688 3 роки тому +156

    No one:
    Mark: “I was going to break his neck”

  • @urethraslicer
    @urethraslicer 5 років тому +402

    Mark: Theres clown fucko!
    literally anyone when they see me.

  • @kaleyjohnson9735
    @kaleyjohnson9735 6 років тому +243

    Mark: *NO MOMMA! GO BED*
    Doll: Momma
    Mark: *NO YOU GO BED*

  • @bread1787
    @bread1787 4 роки тому +438

    "Hello anyone here?"
    *Demonic noises *
    "Um...I have your sandwich order"
    *Sparkly guy doing some demonic ritual *
    "Hmm ok"

    • @luxaskie492
      @luxaskie492 3 роки тому +28

      " Y'all done with your ritual? I have a sub for uh... Trevor? "
      " Trevor what the fuck? *YOU ORDERED A SUB? BEFORE A RITUAL???* "
      " Yo, sorry man, I was hungry dude. "

    • @taylorbradley5742
      @taylorbradley5742 3 роки тому +8

      @@luxaskie492 It be like that sometimes

    • @luxaskie492
      @luxaskie492 3 роки тому +8

      @@taylorbradley5742 " DAMNIT TREVOR. "
      It do

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 роки тому

      @@taylorbradley5742 *(edited)*

  • @rainessister4315
    @rainessister4315 4 роки тому +281

    Mark: "Why won't they have mercy on my horribly abused butthole?"
    Me: "Jesus, man, is there something you wanna tell us?"

  • @zerp0419
    @zerp0419 5 років тому +2239

    Me: *sits in the dark with lighter*
    Demon: *blows on lighter*
    Lighter: *doesn't extinguish*
    Me: Lighters don't work like that
    Demon: oh

    • @lavender9531
      @lavender9531 5 років тому +66

      Oof, DEMON u thought,let's see u try and blow out mah holy water >:(=

    • @plipplopploppin5413
      @plipplopploppin5413 4 роки тому +6

      ..

    • @tide_shift
      @tide_shift 4 роки тому +23

      Me(as Demon): You suck, you're lucky it doesn't go out🤣

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 4 роки тому +94

      Actually yeah they do lol. You can blow out a lighter pretty easily

    • @sulfurnitride
      @sulfurnitride 4 роки тому +18

      Demon be like (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
      Me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MollyMeep
    @MollyMeep 5 років тому +593

    Each time you said *No Mama* brought back flashbacks of Tattletail lol

    • @badabongmuffin7758
      @badabongmuffin7758 5 років тому +4

      Why do you have a heart next go your name?

    • @MollyMeep
      @MollyMeep 5 років тому +17

      @@badabongmuffin7758 Because I sponsored to Mark's channel. You can sponsor too by clicking on the JOIN button next to the SUBSCRIBE button. You do have to make monthly payments once you sponsor, but you get cool perks so it's worth it. :3

    • @BirdieCreationsinc
      @BirdieCreationsinc 4 роки тому +4

      The OGS only know that❤

    • @DanielaSantos-dj6cn
      @DanielaSantos-dj6cn 3 роки тому

      G1iwu

    • @wlf-kidri7008
      @wlf-kidri7008 3 роки тому +3

      The "No mama" thing got annoying real fast. I was in the next room going to the bathroom and all I kept hearing was "no Mama, no Mama, no mama" I had to immediately come in and pause the video because it was getting on my nerves. Now I remember why I didn't rewatch him play this game.
      It's one of my pet peeves and Mark is really good at pissing off that pet peeve. Mark's commentary is usually him repeating the same stupid lines or yelling weird random words that make absolutely no sense. -_-
      I love Mark... But sometimes he really annoys me.

  • @cherry_cheesecake
    @cherry_cheesecake 3 роки тому +25

    The tag sequence was kinda cute tbh, it was like a person playing tag with his friends and getting increasingly frustrated because they're cheating using their powers

    • @somerandomgamer9065
      @somerandomgamer9065 7 місяців тому +4

      And it also feels good to be the one chasing *them*

  • @pogobounce7718
    @pogobounce7718 4 роки тому +77

    20:17 Most genuine scream of terror I have ever heard from Mark

  • @AmpcatProductions
    @AmpcatProductions 6 років тому +546

    I think Markiplier would make the perfect comic relief in an actual horror movie

    • @dannyhensley8306
      @dannyhensley8306 6 років тому +28

      Derek the Paxman continuing that thought, imagine mark in like scary movie or another supposedly scary film with lots of protagonists? Lol, his main power would be the power of his two middle fingers upon the spoopers

    • @supershasha
      @supershasha 6 років тому +23

      It’s sad tho because when there’s a comic relief character in a horror movie, they are usually one of first to die...

    • @alexsaint3532
      @alexsaint3532 6 років тому

      Derek the Paxman exactly

    • @Xdima07
      @Xdima07 9 місяців тому

      This aged well

  • @MusicalLoveAMV
    @MusicalLoveAMV 5 років тому +725

    When mark plays horror games like this, i always imagine that if he were in that actual situation, he would either run for his life and/or fight with his marki power

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 роки тому +5

      Marki power😌I love it, because that is what he has🙂

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... 2 роки тому +5

      I mean what else would anyone do? Those are the only two options of action.

    • @ark4dius
      @ark4dius 2 роки тому +5

      Fight or flight is basically what you said lol

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +3

      Mark is pretty strong, so I'm guessing he could punch hard enough

  • @jacob8903
    @jacob8903 3 роки тому +65

    When he's just playing and figuring out the game, then it just turns into a jumpscare compilation

  • @ashempire3332
    @ashempire3332 4 роки тому +46

    I love how mark tries to open a door to get away but its clearly locked and he’s screaming “LEMME OUT” panic at its finest 😂

    • @aditisk99
      @aditisk99 2 роки тому +5

      That's exactly what people do in horror movies too 😂

  • @oliviag.7092
    @oliviag.7092 5 років тому +667

    Mark: “FUBBERNUCKED”
    Me: that’s officially my new favorite word.

  • @Royal__Kitsune
    @Royal__Kitsune 5 років тому +356

    Only in a video game would someone willingly continue into a VERY CLEARLY evil warehouse type place and NOT gtfo of there.

    • @jenxen5584
      @jenxen5584 4 роки тому +6

      The Lazy Fox and don’t forget movies

    • @kennethwilliams6916
      @kennethwilliams6916 4 роки тому +3

      That or a 90's horror movie

    • @kennethwilliams6916
      @kennethwilliams6916 4 роки тому

      @@jenxen5584 gotta be at the like I know what you did last summer or scream era tho

  • @iambirb1377
    @iambirb1377 4 роки тому +75

    i know im a year late, but i just want to say
    Kiki, Look at her
    Chester, Run out of the room
    Mr. Tatters, Dont move
    Greta, Stay quiet
    weasel, turn off the music
    Max, Stay in the light
    Emily, Look for her.

  • @MaddieHatter8181
    @MaddieHatter8181 3 роки тому +30

    “I was trying to break his neck.” I laughed way too hard 🤣

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 5 років тому +539

    I love the way you talked to Greta! "No mama! You go bed!" You'd be a perfect dad! XD

  • @grizzlygalaxy9887
    @grizzlygalaxy9887 6 років тому +286

    At first I was slightly upset about the one upload a day. Now I've realized its for the best. Video quality's better, Mark seems happier, and he plays fully through the games to give us a satisfying ending. So thank you Mark, for making yourself happier, and in turn, making us happy. I love you and your community! Again, Thank you.

    • @anguishedteen7836
      @anguishedteen7836 6 років тому +2

      GrizzlyGalaxy ii

    • @RobertRed
      @RobertRed 6 років тому +2

      That’s what I think too

    • @vanillabean3178
      @vanillabean3178 4 роки тому +10

      NathanDrake 512 whatever he wants to do is a good idea. it’s his videos

    • @lunarith4199
      @lunarith4199 4 роки тому +6

      @@vanillabean3178 yeah it should be what he *wants* to do

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nathandrake5126Man, UA-cam fans are super demanding and fickle. It's Mark's life and his channel, he can upload what he wants. Also demanding at least a video a day is why so many UA-camrs get burnt out.

  • @xtaconachox2009
    @xtaconachox2009 4 роки тому +318

    Nobody:
    Not even a single cell:
    Blind burned doll: mAmA?!

    • @gretalaubscher7596
      @gretalaubscher7596 4 роки тому +1

      MAMA 😂😂😂

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 роки тому +4

      Mark: NO MAMA
      Me: MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      Doll: Mama?
      Me: yESssSS?
      Doll: MAMA
      Me: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????
      Doll for the third time: MAMAAAAAAAAAA
      Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT
      Doll: *Crys*
      Me: Oop- no dont cryy!

    • @isabellae8709
      @isabellae8709 4 роки тому +3

      Fun fact the dolls name is greta

    • @gretalaubscher7596
      @gretalaubscher7596 4 роки тому +1

      That’s my name too

    • @Bluekatelyn
      @Bluekatelyn 3 роки тому

      @@gretalaubscher7596 Cool

  • @kawaiidesu8864
    @kawaiidesu8864 4 роки тому +29

    20:18 Mark scream is louder and scarier than the actual jumpscare

  • @hellcat9620
    @hellcat9620 5 років тому +265

    So your telling me this guys wakes up in the morning, sees a corpse looking thing in his closet, and says " Woopdy doo, time to go take a shower!"😂

    • @inouye6594
      @inouye6594 3 роки тому +9

      It was a dream..

    • @angeldust8366
      @angeldust8366 2 роки тому +5

      @@inouye6594 reacurring nightmare so he probably just didn’t care

    • @roguewolf7053
      @roguewolf7053 Рік тому +2

      It was technically a dream. But honestly if the guy has such nightmares repeatedly…if he actually woke up & saw the same thing he may would just assume he was dreaming again. Especially if such dreams were those where it truly feels like you ARE awake…until the moment u actually wake up.

  • @derpytastic4408
    @derpytastic4408 6 років тому +204

    *patiently waits for a "No Mama" Remix.*

  • @funkykongmashups8004
    @funkykongmashups8004 4 роки тому +15

    17:27 I cried here you guys don’t understand that shit was hilarious when the clown walked in 😂😂

  • @debbiesmith6804
    @debbiesmith6804 4 роки тому +37

    "PLEASE... be gentile." My aunt: WTF ARE YOU WATCHING

  • @anaamore6907
    @anaamore6907 5 років тому +409

    Just the dishes? He should wash everything before he goes anywhere.

  • @newworldhopes8462
    @newworldhopes8462 6 років тому +124

    *sees a corpse in closet* “I need a shower before I go to work”

    • @kathyroberson897
      @kathyroberson897 6 років тому

      Otto Räther logic

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 6 років тому +4

      Otto Räther it's not so much a corpse as the charred remains of a creepily realistic doll missing it's eyes, but honestly, that should set off even more alarms than a corpse. Especially if it wasn't in the closet the first time you looked.

  • @philiporlando2052
    @philiporlando2052 4 роки тому +8

    35:04 = *dark voice speaks gibberish*
    reversed= "JOIN US AND YOU CAN PLAY FOREVER"

  • @daryissaplayz2312
    @daryissaplayz2312 4 роки тому +406

    Emily: Dont find her
    Kiki: Look away
    Mr. Tatters: Move
    Chester: Dont move
    Greta: Be as loud as possible
    Max: Stay in the dark
    Weasl: Listen to the beautiful music!
    Now.... Dont follow anything I just said! 😊

    • @redlyriot2326
      @redlyriot2326 4 роки тому +7

      @Big Booty Snatcher you have to do the opposite of what she said

    • @aykayjay
      @aykayjay 4 роки тому +1

      At the beginning didn’t Max appear in the bright light bathroom

    • @panthertakamaki7141
      @panthertakamaki7141 4 роки тому

      @@aykayjay yeah good point he lie

    • @nightdash8938
      @nightdash8938 3 роки тому +14

      Thanks whiteboard

    • @jvang8812
      @jvang8812 3 роки тому +11

      Don't forget the wink 😉 it always lies

  • @yeliceiglesias1639
    @yeliceiglesias1639 5 років тому +663

    Games
    Kiki:Peekaboo
    Mr Tatters: Red Light Green Light
    Greta: Marco Polo
    Emily: Hide And Seek

    • @jacobkeagy5680
      @jacobkeagy5680 5 років тому +5

      Yelice iglesias mr. Tatters is tag not red light green light

    • @mocha4745
      @mocha4745 4 роки тому +57

      Jacob Keagy no, Chester is tag. Mr. Tatters IS red light, green light

    • @crayonberry2123
      @crayonberry2123 4 роки тому +2

      Chester??

    • @mocha4745
      @mocha4745 4 роки тому +18

      Crayon Berry idk if you’re asking the original comment where Chester is in their list, or what Chester is, but if it’s the latter, Chester is the little doll in a suit that chases you. While Mr. Tatters is the clown lookin guy

    • @buraxalii1925
      @buraxalii1925 4 роки тому +2

      chester is tag

  • @Hope-eg4qn
    @Hope-eg4qn 6 років тому +1051

    *N O M A M A*

  • @fanaticsimp_7
    @fanaticsimp_7 4 роки тому +40

    Whenever mark says he's fricked he's either gonna be fine or die, but when he says he got this, he don't got it XD

  • @bubblesbubbleton2747
    @bubblesbubbleton2747 3 роки тому +128

    *Staring at a pregnancy test when you’re not ready*
    “No mama! No mama! No mama!”

  • @niceguy6807
    @niceguy6807 5 років тому +252

    Demon: *WE ARE-*
    Me: *Venom!*

  • @juloxia
    @juloxia 6 років тому +80

    I just love the comments saying "You're scared, it's okay, you're safe in the comment section"

    • @evilkrab999
      @evilkrab999 6 років тому +1

      What a bunch of bubble blowing baby's!

    • @lurk8043
      @lurk8043 6 років тому

      Lord Farquad ah, a fellow lord.

  • @mindofmiri1578
    @mindofmiri1578 4 роки тому +18

    Mark: Ohhh I get it now I HAVE to look at her, yea, I remember now
    Also Mark: *walks away from her while saying this and loses sight of her*

  • @squidhaxxor8102
    @squidhaxxor8102 4 роки тому +87

    Me: Goes into fullscreen
    Markmoo: THIS GAM HAS SPOOPY JUMPSCARES
    Me: Exits out of fullscreen

  • @ShaunaSabin
    @ShaunaSabin 5 років тому +135

    I love how whenever anything bad was happening, Mark would always call out "No mama!" even if Greta wasn't calling out. "No mama!" just became the fear noise, I guess!

  • @Sintanity
    @Sintanity 6 років тому +172

    Mark. You played all of Emile Wants To Play 1. You've played AT LEAST three hours of Emily Wants To Play Too. AND YOU STILL BELIEVE WHAT THE WHITEBOARD TELLS YOU???
    IT'S. ALWAYS. LYING.
    X'D

    • @StevenBarnes1944
      @StevenBarnes1944 6 років тому +31

      SinTanity If there's a winky face, it's a lie
      But if it's a smiley face, it's true

  • @Jtfrom772
    @Jtfrom772 4 роки тому +94

    5:40 I’m scared something like that is gonna happen to me 1 Day

  • @tide_shift
    @tide_shift 4 роки тому +37

    Okay, so I was eating some chips and when the screen went black after Mark left the house, a crumb fell onto my screen.
    I tilted my phone up, and I got scared by the crumb and thought it was something moving around🤣

  • @spyidr9340
    @spyidr9340 6 років тому +334

    "Why won't they have mercy on my horribly abused butt hole?"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @BlackBugDefiance
    @BlackBugDefiance 6 років тому +231

    "I keep hearing squeaks in the darkness!", is a 2018 New York Times Bestseller novel, made by american writer Mark Edward Fischbach, the creator of such a tremendous books as "It's still there!" and the trilogy of "I'm the King of...!" ("You do You" and "I'll do Me" and "We won't do each other" [ _probably_ ]).
    Some of the critics quotes:
    New York Times- _Need to find some pink to my moustache_
    The Guardian- _Well daaah..._
    LA Times- _Such scary, so wow_
    USA Today- _Amm... yeah!_
    Book will be available soon via subscribe button.

    • @Vortoxium
      @Vortoxium 6 років тому +3

      BlackBug Defiance xD Would probably sell well

    • @sorasong9708
      @sorasong9708 6 років тому

      Mark is German-Korean, not American.

    • @vanessalamson7729
      @vanessalamson7729 6 років тому +4

      Sora Song He is American. What he is made of is German and Korean. He was born in America.

    • @AtlasIsCrazy
      @AtlasIsCrazy 6 років тому

      He was born in Hawaii dickshits not America or Germany infact he's half Korean half Hawaiian his mother was born there and his father is Korean

    • @vanessalamson7729
      @vanessalamson7729 6 років тому +7

      Haden Cochran I want you to think very hard about what you said. Hawaii is an American state. He was born in an American state. Therefore, HE IS AMERICAN. Yes he is also Hawaiian, which merely identifies what state he was born in. I am a Californian, as I was born in California, but that doesn't mean I am NOT American.

  • @libertasgrace2547
    @libertasgrace2547 4 роки тому +38

    3:00. I legit thought that creaking noise was in my room. Holy cow, this is gonna be a doozy!

  • @auggie7273
    @auggie7273 3 роки тому +39

    2018 Mark: Maybe it's about that coffee business I tried to start up but never worked out
    2020 Jack: *creates Top of the Morning coffee and is doing well*

    • @UnicornzRreal92
      @UnicornzRreal92 Рік тому +1

      I've bought a bunch of Sean's coffee n mugs 💗💗

  • @ellevergara8525
    @ellevergara8525 6 років тому +34

    Markiplier: “you were watching me while I was showering?! ASSHOLE!”😂😂

    • @CuckooPint
      @CuckooPint Рік тому

      Mark is going to sue Max for sexual harassment

  • @cheygrembaby
    @cheygrembaby 6 років тому +140

    Let me have a drink of Mark's hot coffee! Now in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" flavor!
    *takes a sip*

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 6 років тому +1

      🍹

    • @LauranceDonMac
      @LauranceDonMac 6 років тому +6

      Depression is my Expression Don’t forget the “OH GOD! OH GOD!! NO!! FUCK OFF!!” flavor and the “I’M FUBBERNUCKED!” flavor and introducing the newest addition, the “NO MAMA!!” flavor.

    • @420cringelord
      @420cringelord 6 років тому +2

      *Drinks the coffee* yay coffee C:

    • @GeorgeXer0
      @GeorgeXer0 6 років тому +3

      I love the "Bag of Dicks" flavor😁

    • @Zyphiir
      @Zyphiir 6 років тому +1

      That's my favorite flavor

  • @little_emjei
    @little_emjei 4 роки тому +36

    Rewatching this, and I gotta say.... Mark, I just love how you deal with all the characters as if they were children xD. It's honestly kinda heartwarming, seeing you play these games with them!

  • @God-nv7cp
    @God-nv7cp 4 роки тому +90

    Mark: delivering stuff
    Emily: _lemme smash_

    • @kenji7816
      @kenji7816 3 роки тому +4

      God????

    • @isaacthelad496
      @isaacthelad496 3 роки тому +4

      Expand dong- wait it’s a kid isn’t it

    • @kian5286
      @kian5286 2 роки тому

      God can you make my waifus real pls 🙏📿🛐🤲🙏

    • @CuckooPint
      @CuckooPint Рік тому

      Isn't Emily like 14-years-old...?

  • @jacksonwang8130
    @jacksonwang8130 5 років тому +110

    Mark: ah my bed let me lay my head to rest!
    Greta: Mama
    Mark: Oh...

  • @antoniatomaselli5338
    @antoniatomaselli5338 11 місяців тому +16

    Every time Mark said, "No mama, no mama." I honestly thought of when the little dino hit the bigger one over the head with a pan while repeating, "NOT THE MAMA! NOT THE MAMA!" lmao 🤣

  • @itshayleybro1792
    @itshayleybro1792 4 роки тому +39

    18:46
    "Be gentle" I inhaled my noodles

  • @kennademonchild9767
    @kennademonchild9767 6 років тому +229

    Me: *watches the jumpscare and is fine*
    *Marks late reaction*
    Me: AHHHHHAHAHA WTF MARK!?

    • @1933manolito
      @1933manolito 5 років тому

      I did not hit harrr! I did nottt! Oh hi mark

    • @signas501
      @signas501 5 років тому +1

      It's like Vinny screaming after something surprises him on Vinesauce.

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 6 років тому +523

    No pls.
    Don't wanna play with Emily.
    Nope nope nope nope.

  • @irrelevantskelaton7001
    @irrelevantskelaton7001 4 роки тому +8

    "I'm an adult who can't remember bulls*it" is my new life quote

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 4 роки тому +6

    Level 1: sound based character, linear hallways
    Level 2: sight based characters, lots of transparent surfaces and shelves
    Level 3: running characters, looping environment with very few dead ends
    Level 4: Emily, lots of boxes, like the original game
    this game is very elegantly designed

  • @AllAgesofGeek
    @AllAgesofGeek 6 років тому +1307

    Quiet horror games are the scariest! Like at any given moment something can jump out and the...BWAHH! Mark screams out of nowhere!

    • @xavierwallace2052
      @xavierwallace2052 6 років тому +17

      and when he screams it makes it worse, haha.

    • @elise3419
      @elise3419 6 років тому +17

      His screams make it funny tho. xD

    • @hellraiser2439
      @hellraiser2439 6 років тому +7

      MiscatSquad ikr this scares me but I like tatters(the fat clown douche loves red light green light)

    • @AllAgesofGeek
      @AllAgesofGeek 6 років тому +5

      Totally! Because you don't expect it! But at the same time I'm always like, "Mark, no...no, you're gonna scream, you're gonna...AH!" Haha!

    • @AllAgesofGeek
      @AllAgesofGeek 6 років тому +5

      Mark = Best screamer on UA-cam! Hahah!

  • @frozenyogurth
    @frozenyogurth 5 років тому +141

    Mark: Problem, problem, problem, problem *I DON'T HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM!*

    • @God-nv7cp
      @God-nv7cp 4 роки тому +5

      Isn't that everybody anyway

    • @myththegreatest
      @myththegreatest 4 роки тому +1

      @@God-nv7cp no smart people find it.

    • @ghastlyghostsalot
      @ghastlyghostsalot 4 роки тому +2

      Young P.M the 1st I kind of love how you’re talking to god about this 😂

  • @staticsage8263
    @staticsage8263 Рік тому +5

    I really like how Mark spent the entire duration of the moment Kiki enters the game all the way till the end calling her Kiko

  • @comedyclosure4144
    @comedyclosure4144 3 роки тому +6

    4:12 Jacksepticeye: "heh, amateurs".

  • @pikapunchgamer9532
    @pikapunchgamer9532 6 років тому +126

    Hearing their footsteps behind you scares me more than the actual jumpscares O.o

    • @Emily-nl6xh
      @Emily-nl6xh 6 років тому

      PikaPunch Gamer *a n t i c i p a t i o n*

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 6 років тому

      Oooh cute profile pic >w

    • @raptorgaming7133
      @raptorgaming7133 6 років тому

      PikaPunch Gamer honestly

    • @mommygamer88
      @mommygamer88 6 років тому

      RadCutie234 playz cute profile picture also it looks amazing

    • @mckennaharris689
      @mckennaharris689 6 років тому

      same tho

  • @BRITESTER237
    @BRITESTER237 5 років тому +143

    I was trying to wash my dirty body 😂
    Markiplier makes so many sentences Funny

  • @kalosbaku
    @kalosbaku 8 місяців тому +2

    Marks hot coffee secretly and backwardly foreshadowing Top Of The Mornin’ Coffee

  • @somedude4142
    @somedude4142 3 роки тому +7

    Mark: Doesn't know the doll is blind.
    Also Mark: Stands right in front of doll and survives.

  • @RetroGamePlayers
    @RetroGamePlayers 6 років тому +266

    But all she wants to do is Play... (AKA) TEAR YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR BODY!!

    • @Soleil88
      @Soleil88 6 років тому +1

      lmaoo

    • @komodo9452
      @komodo9452 6 років тому +1

      Hehehe Oh i'l play with her aight. *Pulls zipper down* we are going to have a lot of fun

  • @myahjaylacc2428
    @myahjaylacc2428 6 років тому +124

    Doll: mama mama mama mama
    Mark: no mama! Go back to bed! No mama here! NO MAMA
    Me on the floor crying 😂

  • @brienazenszer3732
    @brienazenszer3732 4 роки тому +74

    Mark: “f me” Chester: YAAAAAAAAAAA😂😂😂

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 2 роки тому +3

    The way the Pizza guy from the first game mentions investigating further... I feel like we should expect a part 3

  • @ojeswimn
    @ojeswimn 6 років тому +85

    When mark whispered, "be gentle". I was like, me too, mark me too.

  • @tammyhow6785
    @tammyhow6785 6 років тому +173

    *nO mamA*

  • @libertasgrace2547
    @libertasgrace2547 4 роки тому +8

    51:40. Every time I see that red moon, I keep thinking it’s Audiomachine’s Magnus album.

  • @Irongrim
    @Irongrim 2 роки тому +7

    39:55 His reaction when Weasl ran past. 😂

  • @thugbeanie4384
    @thugbeanie4384 6 років тому +69

    *Me:This won't be scary anyway*
    *Markiplier:Hello Everyone--*
    *Me:AHHHH*

  • @Roachantennas
    @Roachantennas 6 років тому +121

    I’m bored so here
    Greta (baby thing): The demon with no eyes so you just stand still
    Kiki (her laugh is cute to me): Look at her
    Tatters (clown dude thing): tag him when the light is green and stop moving when the light is red
    Chester (I hate everything about him): run. It’s for your safety.
    Max (WTF):Flash the flashlight at him or go in light rooms
    Weasl (oml nooooo): Turn off his music box things
    And Emily is like their god or somethin
    And the board is lying when there is a wink face

    • @nickbhagatram2482
      @nickbhagatram2482 6 років тому +3

      Kaia’s Level thanks the only reason I'm in the comments is in to find their counters just to be sure.

    • @tatltails3923
      @tatltails3923 6 років тому +5

      I hate everything about Chester too

    • @redbarron9863
      @redbarron9863 6 років тому +1

      No their is some evil entity near Emily in an ending so something bigger going on in this story hopefully it gets explained more

    • @kotanamii3358
      @kotanamii3358 6 років тому

      Kaia’s Level With Greta, I thought you were supposed to go out of the way of where she’s walking?

    • @brookewiththehair4884
      @brookewiththehair4884 6 років тому

      Max freaks me out so much

  • @BirdieCreationsinc
    @BirdieCreationsinc 4 роки тому +13

    19:02 mark sees flashlight, oh, OH helpful helpful

  • @NoCommentsVideo
    @NoCommentsVideo 4 роки тому +17

    20:18 I literally went out of full screen at the perfect moment XD

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 років тому +806

    That's one *Big Black Clock*

    • @shortfry1900
      @shortfry1900 6 років тому +31

      UnPhayzable ha more like BIG BLACK 0_0 ...never mind sorry I'll just go bye.

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 років тому +44

      COCK

    • @Lizzy-ft8fx
      @Lizzy-ft8fx 6 років тому +16

      Lol >_>

    • @lilymurphy1521
      @lilymurphy1521 6 років тому +32

      I read that wrong XD

    • @camodamemer6952
      @camodamemer6952 6 років тому +19

      I read that wrong it says clock instead of ..........you know

  • @delaramn4375
    @delaramn4375 5 років тому +65

    5:33 " I'm Markiplier , I don't learn lessons , I make lessons , and then I crush lessons , and then I destroy the book."
    WTF this is my life , right now😂😂😂

  • @toepaca9395
    @toepaca9395 4 роки тому +10

    Am I the only one who's laughing maniacally during the freeze tag?

  • @mcalpha3
    @mcalpha3 3 роки тому +10

    20:17 is one of the most terrifying jumpscares I've ever seen.

  • @voidl7334
    @voidl7334 6 років тому +892

    When you have a crippling fear of dolls

    • @alexishasley6276
      @alexishasley6276 6 років тому +17

      Xander Phillips I have a fear of dolls and this video made my fear worst...WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!?!?! AHHHH I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED!!! 😱😱😅😱😱😨😱😨😰😥😓😕🙁☹️😖😱😱. I am never getting ANY doll again!!!!

    • @laurjustine
      @laurjustine 6 років тому +3

      SAME

    • @princevegeta7164
      @princevegeta7164 6 років тому +9

      Xander Phillips mr.tatters is scary for me cuz hes a doll+clown=MY WORST NIGHTMARE

    • @Lindraws04
      @Lindraws04 6 років тому +17

      Xander Phillips I hate dolls but not to the point to where they scare me. But if it has a creepy face or something then I'll just be like "oh hell naw"

    • @thexboxgamer3218
      @thexboxgamer3218 6 років тому +1

      I am scared of dolls I screamed