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  • @thereilway
    @thereilway 3 роки тому +738

    The basement of the school reminded me a lot about the basement at my elementary school. The basement there used to serve as a local emergency bomb shelter and we weren't allowed to go down without a teacher. Naturally we all went down all the time to play hide and seek among the massive water pipes/ventilation tubes and unidentified large metal boxes, because we were all too young to have seen a horror film, and thus had no idea how perfect that whole place was for murder and hiding bodies of small children.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +48

      We did too but there were always teachers keeping an eye on us and to make sure we didn’t go there. It was in the cafeteria so- I mean- kinda hard to go there and not be noticed.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 роки тому +10

      So glad to be homeschooled, you have no idea

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +9

      *man behind the slaughter starts playing*

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 2 роки тому +17

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro When I was homeschooled we had a co-op where we'd play with other homeschooled kids, and we did chill out in a creepy basement. It was a much nicer one in a church, but still, shit was terrifying if you didn't leave all the lights on. It was like the entire floor had "Turn the lights off and run to your bed before the boogieman catches you in the dark" energy.

    • @thederpysquad3759
      @thederpysquad3759 Рік тому

      dear lord why???

  • @rebelbunny8519
    @rebelbunny8519 3 роки тому +2177

    Markiplier: Misses obvious key on the table
    Also Markiplier: Sees tiny black witch eye in the dark

    • @TatteredRagDoll13
      @TatteredRagDoll13 3 роки тому +71

      Also misses the obvious witch eye on the desk at 39:00

    • @irlslut
      @irlslut 3 роки тому +27

      @@TatteredRagDoll13 I KNOW ITS AGITATING OMG

    • @uselessteammate4984
      @uselessteammate4984 3 роки тому +7

      @@TatteredRagDoll13 I was gonna say the same thing 😂🤣

    • @uselessteammate4984
      @uselessteammate4984 3 роки тому +4

      @@irlslut 😂 were a little late to the game

    • @uselessteammate4984
      @uselessteammate4984 3 роки тому +4

      @@TatteredRagDoll13 also misses doctor DNA at 58:00

  • @davidehon5806
    @davidehon5806 6 років тому +914

    the only thing truly horrifying about this game is the lack of windows in both the hospital AND the school

    • @walter1543
      @walter1543 5 років тому +3

      Davi Dehon 111 likes, no responses. I’ll change that!

    • @Ryyi23
      @Ryyi23 5 років тому +42

      They must all be Apple users

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor 5 років тому +18

      What about what was *Under* the school?

    • @dillsnickle
      @dillsnickle 5 років тому +5

      Zeta Grey yeah, that was m u c h w o r s e but we dont talk about that shit

    • @mcm730
      @mcm730 2 роки тому +1

      All of the schools I went to had all of the windows bricked up years ago. Supposedly they were a bad weather risk and the schools just didn’t want to maintain them.

  • @tiagotostas5708
    @tiagotostas5708 3 роки тому +1771

    Markiplier: "Whats a lockdown city"
    2020: guess you found it out

    • @sweatingbulletz1475
      @sweatingbulletz1475 3 роки тому +11

      Lol why is this so under rated

    • @quake3607
      @quake3607 3 роки тому +13

      More like lockdown country

    • @raven..........
      @raven.......... 3 роки тому +15

      @@quake3607 more like lockdown world

    • @MutelyMutel
      @MutelyMutel 3 роки тому +2

      @FandomKween13❎ Go outside. You're everywhere in the comments getting upset over these jokes because "different meaning joke bad".

    • @Mello8201
      @Mello8201 2 роки тому +2

      "wouldn't you like to know, youtuber man"!!

  • @sebYB67
    @sebYB67 6 років тому +4457

    *Hand sanitizer dispenser is covered in blood*
    "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."

    • @cehociuch5633
      @cehociuch5633 6 років тому +65

      Thats what OCD gives you

    • @tgreaux5027
      @tgreaux5027 6 років тому +83

      I believe the hand sanitizer dispenser is the killer. It's all a ruse I tell you! A ruse! You've been bamboozled and befuddled and hornswabbled!

    • @thirtysecondtutorials6949
      @thirtysecondtutorials6949 6 років тому +6

      @@tgreaux5027 uh,me loll

    • @skysrainxx565
      @skysrainxx565 6 років тому +4

      hahaha :D

    • @starrgaze278
      @starrgaze278 6 років тому +24

      They were trying to sanitize their sins away.

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 6 років тому +2988

    "Things that are hiding in your closet" *Closet door is literally all the way open*
    "The things that are under your bed" *Bed is laying directly on the floor*
    "And the things that are standing behind you right now" *Is sitting in a chair that has it's back touching the wall*
    Hmmm.. Maybe that's why I haven't been murdered by demons yet...

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 років тому +161

      Deverey1 you’re missing all the fun. Sincerely a human and not a demon.

    • @kitten8221
      @kitten8221 6 років тому +42

      my bed is on the floor, I have no closet, but my back is not against a wall.

    • @kohakucos3166
      @kohakucos3166 6 років тому +29

      My bed is touching the ground. My closet doesn't exist. And I'm sitting against a wall. 😂 I'm Save I guess

    • @starrynxghtz
      @starrynxghtz 6 років тому +8

      Deverey1 I think I am cause the hands on my clock just fell

    • @bossblink2002
      @bossblink2002 6 років тому +22

      Candy pop Animations. That could happen for 1 of two reasons. 1 you need to tighten them, or 2 ITS DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!!!

  • @alexdvf7300
    @alexdvf7300 3 роки тому +831

    "i hear someone in high heels, that spells danger!"
    3 years later: lady Dimitrescu

    • @whatis4295
      @whatis4295 3 роки тому +18

      All I hear now is Mark asking Lady Dimitrescu to step on him. Lol

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +3

      I DON'T SIMP FOR ANYONE
      (except a couple of animatronics and furry characters)

    • @alphabextical3598
      @alphabextical3598 2 роки тому +1

      Danger for whoever's wearing the Heels.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +1

      @@alphabextical3598 Everywhere all the time.

    • @scaathreykr
      @scaathreykr 2 роки тому

      TEACHER!

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 3 роки тому +256

    it is kind of nice to see an evil doctor who actually makes things that do work to help. I mean the hospital was just a normal hopsital for the most part, not some mad scientist experimentation building. The power plant was apparently producing power via his methods and produced enough power for the entire city(?) and then some. All that and he is still a massive corrupt douche! Its kind of rare to see a villian who is clearly amoral in the truest sense, doing both good and bad without much regard for either.

    • @2189fallenangel
      @2189fallenangel 3 роки тому +19

      Dr. mengele …
      Did … horrible things in experiments…. But we advanced immensely medically from his studies.. a dark win

    • @parazitkolol
      @parazitkolol 2 роки тому

      @@2189fallenangel That's a myth, Mengele was a useless and sloppy researcher. He was nothing more than a psychopath in power with zero supervision.

    • @alexquan1744
      @alexquan1744 Рік тому +2

      Truly ambivalent to both good and evil

    • @TheRossome1
      @TheRossome1 Місяць тому

      Literally every corporation in reality

  • @arianazamani9885
    @arianazamani9885 5 років тому +2074

    Mark: *sees ghost and walks towards it*
    Ghost: No wtf go the OTHER way I'M trying to scare YOU sTaHp

    • @iowaclass5657
      @iowaclass5657 4 роки тому +117

      Ghost: Tries to scare Mark by walking towards him
      Mark: Pulls out Reverse Uno card
      Ghost: Wait, what-?

    • @somniumwingz6858
      @somniumwingz6858 4 роки тому +15

      Ariana Zamani
      welcome to another episode of: me and my friends but im a....
      featuring! me as a ghost!

    • @nevasocial5297
      @nevasocial5297 4 роки тому +4

      I won’t ruin the amount of likes 🤣🤣

    • @FireBirdv12REACTIONS
      @FireBirdv12REACTIONS 4 роки тому +16

      Mark: I'm not here stuck with you, you're here stuck with me

    • @MasterMatter
      @MasterMatter 3 роки тому +7

      Man, I read that sTaHp and burst out laughing lol I know a guy who talks with a certain accent let's say and he says stop for like 3 seconds longer than a normal person. Also the word bitch is spoken in a similar way

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 6 років тому +2858

    You got the first person scared right out of you.

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait 5 років тому +600

    31:20 Craig.. _Craig!_ Don't run away from love!
    *Flashbacks from Dream Daddy*

    • @lildarkie-sbp
      @lildarkie-sbp 4 роки тому +7

      Dreeeeaaammm~ daddy! music lol

    • @sophieanderson3360
      @sophieanderson3360 4 роки тому +8

      Craiggggggg!!!

    • @lildarkie-sbp
      @lildarkie-sbp 4 роки тому +4

      @@sophieanderson3360 Craig is my favorite

    • @gremliin_priince
      @gremliin_priince 3 роки тому +1

      dream daddy was THE GAYME also we should get him to play the secret ending... 👀👀👀👀

  • @skittle1715
    @skittle1715 3 роки тому +2464

    Mark: 2021 is the future
    Me re-watching in 2021: or is it

    • @booski.i
      @booski.i 3 роки тому +36

      we are fucked :D

    • @dvrkfae
      @dvrkfae 3 роки тому +27

      10/07/2021 So that's either July 10th (pretty much the rest of the world uses day/month/year format since it makes more sense) or October 7th (based on American dating format)

    • @lukablackwood6754
      @lukablackwood6754 3 роки тому +18

      And in 2022 it'll be the past

    • @Matthew-mt2fc
      @Matthew-mt2fc 3 роки тому +14

      @@dvrkfae assuming it is based in the actual hanwell in london, it would be july 10

    • @Z1Blue
      @Z1Blue 3 роки тому +4

      2021 is the future and the present!? What a mind bending time-paradox.

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 6 років тому +4208

    I'm really into these longer videos. I throw one up on my TV, and do some cleaning, or fold laundry, etc., while my kiddo is napping. It's an awesome way to just unwind (yes, even with horror games lol). Keep up the hard work, Mark!

  • @xFirebird925x
    @xFirebird925x 5 років тому +325

    Fun fact: DNA is pretty stable due to it's double helix ("twisty ladder") structure, and can stay stable at room temperature, though it is advised to store them at -4 deg Celsius or lower, just in case.

    • @ssdark406
      @ssdark406 4 роки тому +6

      Nice to know

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 роки тому +12

      Pockets would be above room temp though, especially with all the running around, swinging wrenches and crowbars, and getting hit with lasers, lol

    • @slepy7124
      @slepy7124 4 роки тому

      no one asked

    • @koikoi5946
      @koikoi5946 4 роки тому +10

      @@slepy7124 then why are you reading it/making this comment if noone asked.??

    • @slepy7124
      @slepy7124 4 роки тому +2

      @@koikoi5946 too remind him i didnt ask

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 роки тому +78

    33:39 Me neither, Mark. This is where the game's lore took a bit of an interesting yet icky turn. Sometimes the human potential for evil is scarier than any monster. It really gives off a Silent Hill vibe, just with a sci fi backstory.

  • @alexandrasherman8380
    @alexandrasherman8380 3 роки тому +46

    I love how he just remembers these long passwords struggling instead of writing them down😂and his reaction when the witch just disappears when the door opens

  • @taylorbritt499
    @taylorbritt499 5 років тому +466

    39:00 "Keep going until you find something spookalicious" *walks right past a witch's eye*

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 роки тому +29

      There was a couple times he looked directly at a collectible and didn’t grab them... it was... kinda upsetting as someone who likes to get them all in games, haha

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 роки тому +11

      @@trindalas same!! It always kills me when people don't get the collectibles lol. But I understand that's not how some people like to play

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 роки тому +10

      Taylor Britt the pain was almost physical, lol. I’ve literally spent hours hunting for single missing collectibles in games before, haha. I’m sure people who don’t care don’t understand people like us either though lol.

    • @sophiabaird5407
      @sophiabaird5407 3 роки тому +1

      Yep I was about to say that😂

    • @MoeruHoeru
      @MoeruHoeru Рік тому

      *You can't go back afyer leaving this area*
      "So if i leave this area, i can't go back ever? yo let me check every corner in this area first then"
      ☝🏻 me after i check every corner in the area before leaving

  • @kingcheesecake7088
    @kingcheesecake7088 6 років тому +526

    23:26 "I'm sorry I walked into the wrong room"

  • @heddja
    @heddja 5 років тому +105

    the amount of times the character's shadow scared me ffs

  • @gamingwithme2531
    @gamingwithme2531 3 роки тому +84

    Markiplier sure does have a great and interesting way of remembering passwords

  • @qualifiedcornstarch6859
    @qualifiedcornstarch6859 5 років тому +105

    5:55 : the accidental switch from first to third person was timed flawlessly lol

  • @yolocupcake1001
    @yolocupcake1001 5 років тому +521

    Oh no! Mark saw his shadow! That means 6 more weeks of horror games!

    • @phoenix5966
      @phoenix5966 4 роки тому +12

      I have achieved meme by being 69th like, where's my 4 upvotes and 2 karma?

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 роки тому +1

      i like that this means he is a groundhog, and a special one at that!

  • @Floofypoof6443
    @Floofypoof6443 6 років тому +1179

    Who else got the shit scared out of them when he turned around in the house and his shadow was on the doorway?

  • @leilaparedes1813
    @leilaparedes1813 2 роки тому +2783

    Game: "in 2021..."
    Mark: "thats in the future"
    Me: watches in 2022*

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe 5 років тому +412

    "Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times."
    -Markiplier, 2018

    • @lyyang6772
      @lyyang6772 4 роки тому +8

      Of the whole video.. this part made me laugh the hardest when Mark came up with this... 😂😂😂😂

    • @maris7457
      @maris7457 2 роки тому +4

      lol this is why i watch markiplier - he makes things funnier/less serious

  • @setten_
    @setten_ 4 роки тому +473

    Me: *spontaneously picks up my cat from the chair and starts hugging and cuddling him*
    Mark: "Oh, there's that cat again.. Man, you need to stop squeezing that cat, that cat's just about had it!"
    Me: :c

  • @MasonCatalone
    @MasonCatalone 6 років тому +2527

    Markiplier: "Open says me!"
    *Door blasts open.*
    Markiplier: "What the fuuuuuuuuuck?"

  • @hayleyjones2362
    @hayleyjones2362 3 роки тому +315

    Mark: "...and the thing that is behind you right now."
    *Looks around*
    My mum standing behind me: "Could you please do the dishes now."

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +19

      Horrifying

    • @brandyyn
      @brandyyn 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mystery-Wolf xd

    • @saquuwaya3756
      @saquuwaya3756 2 роки тому +7

      This is the true horror story

    • @r0ckstard1or
      @r0ckstard1or 2 роки тому +2

      she always tells you whenever your doing something you FEEL is important🙄

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond 4 роки тому +362

    "So he MC Hammered himself into death."
    Markiplier ~2018.

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 3 роки тому +3

      bruh i read this comment literally at the exact moment he said this

    • @gorangersforever
      @gorangersforever 3 роки тому +1

      36:45

  • @isalooney
    @isalooney 6 років тому +571

    This comment is probably gonna get buried, but I just want to give a round of applause to the people responsible for the subtitles; the video is been up for only 4 hours and it is already subtitled. As Marks video gets longer, I'm so happy that there are still people willing to dedicate their time to help this community. These are the things that make me proud and honored being part of it :)

    • @SpudTheWise
      @SpudTheWise 6 років тому +3

      its a speech recognition bot

    • @isalooney
      @isalooney 6 років тому +24

      If you look at the end of the descriptions it says "caption authors" and the name of three channels.
      Yes, there are the English captions auto generated by UA-cam, but also the ones made by the community. :)

    • @Mawe_bug
      @Mawe_bug 6 років тому +1

      ❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jiffbutter04
      @jiffbutter04 6 років тому

      Isalooney yeah but the captions are shit and get 70% of the words wrong, which is very annoyng. Buuuut still. Its good that someone did it tho

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 6 років тому +4

      Agreed, and at least for this play through, those who did the captions were actually helpful and not adding jokes :)

  • @googli300
    @googli300 4 роки тому +2656

    Mark: "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."
    Corona: *WHEEZE*

    • @lenoras9330
      @lenoras9330 4 роки тому +44

      i mean it mentioned 2021

    • @mylescordier
      @mylescordier 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @Thoughtless427
      @Thoughtless427 4 роки тому +7

      Please next time you decide to try and be creative by making a joke about coranavirus. Don’t. Your not funny.

    • @googli300
      @googli300 4 роки тому +41

      @@Thoughtless427 Or... Maybe you should've read it when I posted it, 3 MONTHS AGO. And in the end, who cares?

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 4 роки тому +9

      @@Thoughtless427 you are

  • @rosegriffin2583
    @rosegriffin2583 Рік тому +66

    Me watching this after rewatching him play phasmaphobia: why does elizabel Miller sound so familiar
    Mark playing phasmaphobia: ELIZABETH MILLER- ELIZABETH MILLER

  • @tir3d_00
    @tir3d_00 6 років тому +1286

    Mark: *picks up small ripped piece of paper*
    "Hmmm.. I can't read this... ew pleh..? idk what tha-"
    *flips paper*
    "OH nooOoO"

    • @farahinaleya3857
      @farahinaleya3857 2 роки тому +2

      hey we got the same pfp!

    • @lesbianspacecadet
      @lesbianspacecadet 2 роки тому

      yup. that happened in the video.

    • @tir3d_00
      @tir3d_00 2 роки тому +1

      @@lesbianspacecadet wait it did?

    • @manic_cosmic_artist
      @manic_cosmic_artist 2 роки тому +1

      Fellow Raine 💖

    • @nicholasthompson1387
      @nicholasthompson1387 2 роки тому +2

      With Markiplier it's hard to tell sometimes when he's kidding around and when he actually doesn't understand something. He's just a comical guy and I love it.

  • @renoblevg5375
    @renoblevg5375 6 років тому +207

    Dr. Guy "research notes of 10-07-2021"
    Mark (whispering) "that's in the future"

  • @velvetcrowe3171
    @velvetcrowe3171 6 років тому +114

    I love Mark's creativity when he tries to memorize passwords or codes lol

    • @custard9775
      @custard9775 6 років тому +1

      This comment has 69 likes so I'm not going to ruin this beautiful moment

  • @danielwoodie6974
    @danielwoodie6974 3 роки тому +1669

    "What's a lockdown city?" Oh you sweet summer child

  • @MasonCatalone
    @MasonCatalone 6 років тому +315

    When I heard "JOIN ME" in a real deep voice, all I heard was James Earl Jones saying "and together, we can rule the galaxy!"

  • @nathancate582
    @nathancate582 5 років тому +110

    Those password remembering tricks were great

  • @stellamitkov2500
    @stellamitkov2500 5 років тому +130

    "Tell Craig I fancy him"
    **has flashbacks to Dream Daddy**

  • @deersap5970
    @deersap5970 3 роки тому +867

    I love how in the game the voice says “notes 2021” and mark says “that’s in the future”
    For some reason I feel superior now
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes, you are all truly kind people!

    • @stitchedworks
      @stitchedworks 3 роки тому +4

      same

    • @ink2812
      @ink2812 3 роки тому +11

      Superiority is perspective.
      I have no idea why this came to mind when I read this.

    • @CrabsnoutT
      @CrabsnoutT 3 роки тому

      Yup

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +1

      We are.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +6

      @@ink2812 or fact. Like the fact is that I am the superior-ist person to exist.

  • @maddieladdie8476
    @maddieladdie8476 6 років тому +334

    Things I wish were in horror movies:
    "Thank you orchestra."
    "I hope nothing *bad* happens on the way out."
    "Oh good more DNA."
    * dicks around with baby head that looks at him every time he looks away *

    • @onixgrace3667
      @onixgrace3667 6 років тому +12

      Jack Is Life I need this movie in my life. Whenever I'm scared i talk a lot, am sarcastic and piss about like an idiot. That movie would be awesome ^^ maybe mark should direct it XD

    • @phoneyxd1896
      @phoneyxd1896 6 років тому +2

      Jack Is Life Outlast 3 plot in the making 😂😂

    • @AurorasAura4417
      @AurorasAura4417 6 років тому +7

      I wish for a funkalicious violin player in the distance of every horror sountrack

  • @AeonWaryk
    @AeonWaryk 6 років тому +30

    One of the computers in the original Welcome to Hanwell had the whole video of Markiplier's playthrough of it.

  • @cream8derp503
    @cream8derp503 4 роки тому +203

    I don't see it in the Comments so --- The Note at 26:34 reads:
    "I'm going to try to get out tonight. I left the caretakers key in your room on the Science Wing. I'm certain someone will try and find it during the evacuation. Once you have it keep it with you. -Brett"

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha 3 роки тому +8

      Thank you!!!

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +2

      @Kaiden Bertram I don’t have time to learn how to read cursive so this was actually very helpful.

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 роки тому +1

      @Kaiden Bertram some of us have trouble reading cursive, this comment is really abelist and shitty

    • @2189fallenangel
      @2189fallenangel 3 роки тому

      @Kaiden Bertram dude .. no need to be snarky… I’m sure many people appreciated it.. I did and I can read cursive.. :/

    • @HoneyKai2001
      @HoneyKai2001 3 роки тому

      @@appleuwumer I hope that a joke lol

  • @tallyhodlads
    @tallyhodlads 3 роки тому +19

    Mark's shadow jumpscared me a stupid amount of times more than the actual jumpscares did

  • @mal1541
    @mal1541 4 роки тому +446

    Ok. I’m late, but mark literally scratched his headphones.

    • @TxCCarbinezz
      @TxCCarbinezz 4 роки тому +67

      He's been doing let's plays so long, his headphones have become part of him

    • @Seabunni_vi
      @Seabunni_vi 4 роки тому +8

      Mal lol can I get the t i m e s t a m p ?

    • @mal1541
      @mal1541 4 роки тому +1

      MCCheetahkat it happened but to get the time stamp i would have to rewatch the video

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q 4 роки тому +7

      This is why I shouldn’t read through the comments right from the start of the video.. now I’m just gonna be watching Mark like 🧐

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q 4 роки тому +6

      @@Seabunni_vi 26:46 btw

  • @Vocaloid-English
    @Vocaloid-English 6 років тому +241

    "I love when those happy awesome little ladies all agonizingly gallop around Newton. Oh! What evil sinners I interpret now? Twelve!"
    - Markiplier 2018

    • @rebeccakhoo5532
      @rebeccakhoo5532 6 років тому +5

      【Vocaloid English】 the word that makes me laugh was gallop...

    • @tibbsandbadger
      @tibbsandbadger 6 років тому +4

      this has shakespearean energy

    • @flecjohnson5150
      @flecjohnson5150 5 років тому

      This sounds like an actual quote XD

  • @Starshadow-dm8ds
    @Starshadow-dm8ds 4 роки тому +4191

    Not gonna lie i felt the whole child trafficking ring underneath a school was the creepiest area

    • @CherryPie-xd8ql
      @CherryPie-xd8ql 4 роки тому +86

      Same tho

    • @Lt.Shineysides89
      @Lt.Shineysides89 4 роки тому +400

      because it really happens and nothings scarier than reality. It's sickening

    • @candydandy2228
      @candydandy2228 4 роки тому +303

      i think what made it even more creepy was the little stuffed animal and tiny beds :(

    • @kinabear7210
      @kinabear7210 4 роки тому +341

      When Markiplier asked "how do you get away with it?"
      It's easy. You just be a rich, powerful politician, captain of industry, or government employee. The Epstein's of the world cater to those folks.

    • @emiliam2279
      @emiliam2279 3 роки тому +95

      whats scarier is that things like that actually exist

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 Рік тому +5

    The heartbeat monitor incorporated into the music during that one sequence was such good sound design that was really cool

  • @firstnamelastname7990
    @firstnamelastname7990 5 років тому +147

    “I hear someone in high heels” “that spells danger in my book” 😂

  • @tetsuoumezawa5833
    @tetsuoumezawa5833 4 роки тому +28

    i just love how the jump scare in the 30:50 bathroom comes from the second-to-last stall instead of the last one

    • @jamesmoses4066
      @jamesmoses4066 3 роки тому

      I saw this comment just in time thx for saving me from the scare

  • @lillianrule9660
    @lillianrule9660 6 років тому +1795

    Appreciation comment to the person who captioned the whole video❤️❤️❤️
    Edit: wtf happened in my replies??

  • @HookKatee
    @HookKatee 2 роки тому +16

    I know many people don't care but I really love mark's subtitles. His team actually puts effort into them unlike other creators! Such a awesome person :)

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 років тому +215

    Mark got scared by his own shadow! Which means six more weeks of jumpscare filled videos.
    That's how this works, right?

  • @irustyrobot529
    @irustyrobot529 6 років тому +119

    "That's a regular- Oh! ...That's my shadow."
    I literally jumped at this non-jumpscare jumpscare and Mark didn't even budge haha

  • @ralphcabiling1314
    @ralphcabiling1314 6 років тому +1435

    The games allright, but Mark is really working hard on his longer content. Love the channel and love the good videos

    • @Benjamin-S
      @Benjamin-S 6 років тому +13

      Ralph Cabiling yeah! This content is something I support big time. Very well made content:)!

    • @Mawe_bug
      @Mawe_bug 6 років тому

      xoxogamergirl 2 ??? Lol??? Why

    • @fr0g_x387
      @fr0g_x387 6 років тому +2

      Ralph Cabiling .

    • @bigoptichecz6106
      @bigoptichecz6106 6 років тому +4

      I like his longer videos

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 6 років тому +1

      Mhm :)

  • @meeps_alotl7880
    @meeps_alotl7880 3 роки тому +91

    markiplier: am i missing something?
    Me: YouR MiSsiNG A WhOle KeY

  • @gamerzgurl9291
    @gamerzgurl9291 6 років тому +84

    "Oh blood! My favorite!"
    *walks towards it*
    Damn it Mark you never learn

  • @En3rgized
    @En3rgized 5 років тому +136

    Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times.
    Sounds like a horrible experiment gone wrong lol.

  • @AnahiAislinn
    @AnahiAislinn 6 років тому +222

    “La la la demons go away”
    -markiplier 2018

  • @insane7645
    @insane7645 Рік тому +3

    Hearing Mark talk about Dead Space in these old videos, makes me laugh and glad they made the remake and he loved it

  • @aldoparziale2631
    @aldoparziale2631 5 років тому +129

    17:20 That crucified dead body he takes key from should have given one last gasp of breath, or given a death raddel sound, or moved a little bit as the key is acquired, just for an extra Creepy feel, more so than a jump scare I mean, I think that would've been cool

    • @horzen4227
      @horzen4227 5 років тому +27

      Oh, so now we just gonna judge the dead, upside-down girl for not dying good enough. I see how it is. Why doesn't she just do a cartwheel for theatrics as well. Points deducted for sucky death.
      naw jk.

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 10 місяців тому

      ngl i was expecting the body to just... be gone when he looked at it again before leaving the room with the key and i think that would also have been cool

  • @dirtybrotherkiller6000
    @dirtybrotherkiller6000 6 років тому +95

    A surprising lack of dead bodies

    • @johnathantest469
      @johnathantest469 5 років тому +4

      dirty brother killer cause they’re all walking

    • @kittycawn_
      @kittycawn_ 5 років тому

      cursed comments

  • @pie1o1morris46
    @pie1o1morris46 5 років тому +61

    "Looking for another witch eye which I haven't seen in a while"
    For some reason "witch eye which I" amused me

    • @scp-682-cu6
      @scp-682-cu6 5 років тому +3

      Pfff thanks for pointing that out. You are the true hero

  • @guerney2000
    @guerney2000 3 роки тому +21

    28:31 based on Left 4 Dead, I would say "dealing with witches if disturbed" means a lot of running around and shooting, occasianally mixed with panicking

  • @woolleytiger301
    @woolleytiger301 6 років тому +143

    "oh no! a stool, I guess I'll have to go around.. oh no TWO stools!" xD I love Markiplier

  • @maliisadrable5994
    @maliisadrable5994 6 років тому +111

    First jumpscare was a shadow and it scared the crap out of me almost dropped my hot cheetos

    • @skylarlogan3512
      @skylarlogan3512 6 років тому +2

      Mali IsAdørable me to 😂

    • @milkbread_5932
      @milkbread_5932 6 років тому +5

      Not the hot Cheetos! :o

    • @deadblooddrop2689
      @deadblooddrop2689 6 років тому +2

      you're eating hot Cheetos too

    • @shenzhong2942
      @shenzhong2942 6 років тому

      Mali IsAdørable hey message me on UA-cam if you want to see what “Double dragon” is HINT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONS

    • @moduspwnenz
      @moduspwnenz 6 років тому

      thank goodness no RIP to cheetos

  • @mikethewordsmith4263
    @mikethewordsmith4263 5 років тому +68

    "This is the most annoying thing I've ever done."
    Pogostuck, 2019: I'll just wait here.

  • @easydrawings5650
    @easydrawings5650 Рік тому +13

    Mark: "let's not invade these peoples privacy"
    also Mark: "A key!!" proceeds to look through the persons house

  • @trippinoutcheryl151
    @trippinoutcheryl151 6 років тому +46

    When you said to not think about the things standing behind you right now. I looked behind me and my fricken dog was standing nose to nose to me and scared the crap outta me.

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 6 років тому

      Trippin outcheryl Just another sunny night

  • @blazeravenscar
    @blazeravenscar 6 років тому +36

    Haha "I am Broot." *Groots voice* xD I wish the developer had done more with Broot though.

    • @simfloate
      @simfloate 6 років тому

      Haha. I thought that too! it looks like we are the only people who noticed. 😂😂

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 6 років тому

      Where is that part?

  • @clockworkhearts4085
    @clockworkhearts4085 5 років тому +95

    you walked right up to that box in the science classroom and didnt see the glowing key next to it im- MARK PLS, MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS RISING

  • @cain1989
    @cain1989 Рік тому +5

    28:37 I love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference! The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. When I looked in the comments, I couldn't see anyone mention this

    • @MichaelQ-pj7tf
      @MichaelQ-pj7tf 6 місяців тому

      He apparently hates this now 😂

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 6 років тому +60

    "Now is the time to not think about horribly scary things, demons in the dark, the things that are hiding in your closet, the things that are under your bed, and the things that're standing behind you right now."
    Meanwhile, it's 2am and I'm alone in my apartment in the dark. Damn it Mark.

  • @ashjem4447
    @ashjem4447 6 років тому +1914

    I am absolutely loving the new long videos thank you Mark☺️❤️

  • @1000dragicevic
    @1000dragicevic 6 років тому +71

    I hate when he keeps looking behind cuz everything he turns back i think something is gonna pop up

  • @DaniJHollis
    @DaniJHollis 3 роки тому +45

    "what's he gonna do to my soft, supple body?!" --Markiplier

  • @kaotickitten
    @kaotickitten 6 років тому +135

    Omg.
    “He’s lost all cognitive functions.”
    Mark: Bitch!
    I laughed so hard at this. XD idk why.

  • @WulfysGamingTidbits
    @WulfysGamingTidbits 6 років тому +108

    "Escape, that's different than leaving!" Pfffhahahaha

  • @Volron265
    @Volron265 6 років тому +32

    There are, apparently, several easter eggs in this game. In the school, one of the pages was the answer to life, on page 42. When the guy requests a new inmate from Miller in the jail, the escaped prisoner is 24601, the man from Les Miserables.

  • @shadow_leaf7965
    @shadow_leaf7965 3 роки тому +23

    The good old days of mark just saying random things when he's scared XD

  • @_Arcanna_
    @_Arcanna_ 6 років тому +310

    Mark: *walks up to dead corpse* On a scale of One to ten- How much pain are you in right now?"
    Corpse: "....... *Are you kidding me*

    • @MrBern-ex3wq
      @MrBern-ex3wq 6 років тому +8

      0! Because he's _dead_ !

    • @GoldwolfPlays3232
      @GoldwolfPlays3232 6 років тому +2

      Deranged Unicorn probably pissed that he asked that😂 that's probably why it came to life and almost killed him

    • @cheesytaco4420
      @cheesytaco4420 6 років тому +1

      Deranged Unicorn I was thinking of the corpse saying "are u serious?!" "400!!!"

  • @Eggboy40
    @Eggboy40 5 років тому +81

    I accidentally turned on captions so I had thought that everything that he was saying was on the actual game and he was just reading it off. I eventually learned THAT I HAD CAPTIONS ON

  • @trashpanda5814
    @trashpanda5814 4 роки тому +332

    A lockdown city, what does that even mean?
    Me in 2020: *rocks back and forth*

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha 3 роки тому +13

      Me in 2021: *pats gently on shoulder*

    • @HuntersOfTheNorth1
      @HuntersOfTheNorth1 3 роки тому +11

      *welcome to our 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown!*

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 роки тому +1

      The world should have gone in lock down for a lot longer but people were being r3t@rded unfortunately

    • @abigailcalderon7225
      @abigailcalderon7225 3 роки тому +2

      @FandomKween13❎ It´s obviously a joke. Don´t ¨ignore¨ that.

    • @thatoneweirdo4461
      @thatoneweirdo4461 3 роки тому +3

      It’s almost 2022 and it feels like 2020 never stopped ;-;

  • @spellmanshadows5567
    @spellmanshadows5567 3 роки тому +20

    Past Mark: “I’m ready for the wapping”
    2021 me: “take it back”

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 6 років тому +537

    That swole dude won't kill you mark, your buffness with muscles will prevail.

  • @rianmiller3086
    @rianmiller3086 6 років тому +220

    "My soft, supple body!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @urlocalvincey
    @urlocalvincey 4 роки тому +133

    Mark: (Walks into first room in the hospital)
    Me: Oooh there’s a Witches eye!
    Mark: (Completely ignores the eye)
    Me: Really.
    Mark: (never goes back to room)
    Me: eh he just won’t get the happy ending...

  •  2 роки тому +2

    These videos literally never get old

  • @alybugz6574
    @alybugz6574 6 років тому +419

    *plays through like an hour of the game*
    "OH hey yeah lol I played welcome to hanwell"

    • @kylahorton3551
      @kylahorton3551 6 років тому +5

      melancholy. sorta 2 hours*

    • @huskygachadragon5431
      @huskygachadragon5431 6 років тому +3

      3 the best way for me, but the fact that 3rd party and the other day and night and day out of my life is killing me

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 6 років тому +1

      kyla_ is_lit14firefam: But he figured it out after an hour, dipshit.

    • @darks1d3rz16
      @darks1d3rz16 6 років тому +8

      NovaLaMason jeez dude he didn’t know you don’t have to call him a dipshit

    • @Buttermilkbiscuitsss34
      @Buttermilkbiscuitsss34 6 років тому +1

      And I'm Danish 🇩🇰

  • @leek.3671
    @leek.3671 6 років тому +337

    Me screaming at the screen every time he missed something that was right next to him XD

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 6 років тому +14

      DOAMA if you were paying attention, he missed multiple and he missed a fair few interactable objects too

    • @yochristal
      @yochristal 6 років тому +10

      I was also bothered by the fact he missed some things right in front of his face

    • @fridayjjjjj1283
      @fridayjjjjj1283 6 років тому +2

      Meh tu m8

    • @jennyhilton1277
      @jennyhilton1277 6 років тому +2

      I was doing the same thing xD

    • @linkspeaks
      @linkspeaks 6 років тому +10

      I'm pretty sure he also missed a DNA canister in the school auditorium that he literally looked in the direction of like 4 times

  • @audrey7140
    @audrey7140 6 років тому +21

    Douglas and Thompson had some wild nights 😂

  • @Foggotme8823
    @Foggotme8823 Рік тому +3

    'I am Broot.' Ah that must be Groot's cousin twice removed.

  • @nights_the_nightingale
    @nights_the_nightingale 6 років тому +126

    Uh, quick question. Is no one going to talk about the storyline or who/what the game character is? All I got was that The Doctor was, like, the evil scientist of this walled-in town and he... took over...? I'm guessing the character is one of his experiments. But I am puzzled as to what the anomalies are. Could they be The Doctor's failed and escaped experiments? Could someone who actually has an idea of what's going on explain this to me? I am so confused....

    • @Jaquelin-w-5049
      @Jaquelin-w-5049 6 років тому +2

      √"/√

    • @huntingdeer699
      @huntingdeer699 6 років тому

      Nice theory

    • @kononoism
      @kononoism 4 роки тому +14

      I understand nothing, no questions were answered, and for a game driven by narrative and a mystery to be solved, that's a lot of crap. I thought I was the only dumbdumb who didn't get the plot, but it seems that there was no plot to be understood.

    • @shirohiragashi15
      @shirohiragashi15 4 роки тому +14

      The game is more or less a "sequel" to Welcome to Hanwell. Hanwell is a city which has had the Anomalies for over a century, which is how the Council comes in. The Council acted as a warning system for Anomalies, which is what showed on the TV screen in the first room, and the paper in the third room, so on and so forth. In Welcome to Hanwell, it's shown that anyone can be anything: a hunter of the Anomalies, a normal citizen, and more. In this game, The Doctor was pretty much trying to destroy the Council, while the protagonist is trying to get to the Council for help. The Doctor is the antagonist, but not the creator of the Anomalies. In fact, he made the Anomalies worse after Hanwell was getting better and handling the Anomalies very well. The Doctor made it worse in many ways, on purpose, and went to destroy the Council, who was preventing him from his plans.

  • @katrina9996
    @katrina9996 5 років тому +16

    1:01:28 "I'm hoping for another goddamn witch eye, *which I* haven't seen in a while." that. was. amazing.

  • @SilverZenCompass
    @SilverZenCompass 5 років тому +585

    Mark you literally missed a Witch's Eye the first room you went into in the hospital XD
    Edit: And Doctor DNA right next to the phone in the power plant :D

    • @lizzywhitmore4797
      @lizzywhitmore4797 5 років тому +11

      I saw that too! After watching it for like the 5th time lol

    • @hotemotoaster8712
      @hotemotoaster8712 5 років тому +9

      I wanted to like this but you had 69 likes and I'm childish so I left it.

    • @default_user3779
      @default_user3779 5 років тому +12

      First Last and a key in a room

    • @ThumperMinerUnion
      @ThumperMinerUnion 5 років тому +6

      Then he would of unlocked SLOWMOTION ABILITIES!

    • @dustydevil6667
      @dustydevil6667 5 років тому +2

      He was too on edge to notice it🤣

  • @Vexternall
    @Vexternall 3 роки тому +6

    Douglas on his way to conquer another zebra is my fav line

  • @justanplainordinaryguyduh7437
    @justanplainordinaryguyduh7437 6 років тому +122

    *Me eating Snickers*
    Mark: If there's a big buff dude who's grumbling a lot, then maybe he's hangry?
    *Me look at Snickers*

  • @grayfoxie5048
    @grayfoxie5048 6 років тому +36

    You should play Welcome To Hanwell again. The game has been updated and you can roam around the town, check some houses and some weird shit happens. This was just you playing the main areas.

  • @Kitsuvet
    @Kitsuvet 6 років тому +36

    (hears a murderus laugh)
    Mark: welp, somones in a good mood.

  • @britishcrab6726
    @britishcrab6726 4 місяці тому +1

    I like to think that this Doctor is just very displeased with the failure of his local council to fix the potholes in his road