I worked a part-time job at BigLots and his description is spot on. I remember stocking the toy section and I would get so frustrated with receiving 10 boxes of the same crappy toys that didn't sell anywhere else. I saw the same Ms Marvel toy on the same shelf where I left it a year later after quitting 🤣🤣🤣
I love DRY BAR COMEDY. There are some funny people on there and if the name serves It's self It's true they're not even more impressive because It's hard to make a crowd with no alcohol laugh unless you're funny.
You said at the end of your bit that we could tip any denomination we'd like. I'd like to tip you a Lutheran! Thank you for encouraging us to do that, it makes me feel better, because I don't have any money.
Awesome thrift store jokes and poopergeist, LoL. The missing kids jokes is savagely hilarious, too. I laughed through the duration, he's one funny guy! Thank you!
Oof, he closed hard with that last joke about dead kids! helluva risk in Utah, respect! Always a let down when comics end with a boring joke & you don't even realize that was the end
@@mely260kachi is giving props to this comedian, and criticizing the others who don't close their shows with the same level of attack. he/she sounds more pleased than offended. ...and for the record, the last joke _was_ about dead kids _in relation to_ missing kids.
@@Bulldogg6404 the joke was about people not understanding the fecking joke...go bother someone else on a different post...cor blimey children are annoying...
I had a memory pop up on Facebook from May 7, 2017 - We saw you open for John Heffron at the Pittsburgh Improv and you put on a heck of show. Still enjoying your comedy today and looking forward to more in the future. Best Wishes to you
Pooperguist had me laughing out loud. But when he said he hasn’t taken a drink in four years and then sipped his water, I was waiting for him to say “oh no! That shoots my dehydration streak!”. But he didn’t.
John and I were working together in Little Rock. During the day we went to the thrift store and purchased some bowling trophies and after the show we walked around downtown Little Rock pretending to be bowling champs and people fell for it buying us drinks all night!
John !!!! Nice to see you again brother. I worked at and attended Monday night football at the Full Moon Cafe in Tulsa, ok. John was the m.c. for Monday night football. He would bring his own personal lunch boxes to place the tickets for the drawings in. Great guy. Good times.
The ironic thing is that my son moved out and wanted to furnish his new apartment in retro 1970's stuff all the way. I mean green shag carpet Jeff Foxworthy would love. I had the inspiration to find him a macrame owl, and I searched for over a YEAR at every thrift store in a 100 mile radius before I finally found one! If I hadn't been wanting one they'd have been everywhere.
I live about 40 miles south of Provo. I really enjoyed your show. And congrats for not offending the Mormon crowd. It's not easy. I'm not trashing Mormons...I'm just sayin... Nicely Done
I quit smoking yrs ago last pack of Marboro‘s I bought was $1.96. I was 1 of those that said hell no I’m not paying $2 a pack. A lady at my local grocery store was buying a pack and it was like $6 something that’s crazy.
A nice older Middle Eastern man asked my nephew wanted to do when he grew up. He said he wants to be a musician and a scientist. We asked what kind of science. I asked why, and suggested ‘to cure cancer?’ He answered: ‘well, I want to build chemical weapons’. 😳😣😳
Lol. I have a service dog (not an ESA) and I completely agree that people have taken it too far. They don't train them, buy a vest with velcro patches on Amazon, and take them in public claiming they're a service animal. My dog has been attacked by fake "service dogs" 3 times. People assume they can just walk up and pet my dog because people let strangers pet their fakes. My dog helps me A LOT, but there are times that I just wish I didn't have to bring her with me because I worry about people bringing their untrained and unsocialized fakes, overwhelming me with trying to touch her, or even just employees harassing me thinking she's another fake.
14:41 -- "You know, you wouldn't have to answer all these questions is you just quite smoking." Yeah, but he also wouldn't have to answer them if he just ordered "a hard pack of Marlboro lights, regular."
I'm sure someone has said it but that's not a walker pooper, it's a commode without the receptacle. It's at the Goodwill because no one wanted to buy it from the estate sale.
@@magpie.314 no more like bought for $15 & sold for almost $200 because the rarity of some trading cards. Older furniture depending on age & damage is also quite lucrative if you have the ability and can find the right stuff just buying a random $20 couch probably not a good idea. The first example was one that actually happened to me
I worked a part-time job at BigLots and his description is spot on. I remember stocking the toy section and I would get so frustrated with receiving 10 boxes of the same crappy toys that didn't sell anywhere else. I saw the same Ms Marvel toy on the same shelf where I left it a year later after quitting 🤣🤣🤣
I used to go to Big lots, noting to do just counting cans either with rust or dents; good way to blow away hours.....lol
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Probably because no parents wanted their kids to want to be like brie Larson. 🤣
But then there’s that one time you open the box to find some vintage teenage mutant ninja turtle collectible!!
But that’s like.. .01% of the time
@NBCeeUs! I think there might be therapy for that behavior
"Pooper-guiest" cracked me up!! Great play on words.
More solid stuff from Drybar. Good laffs and stories from this guy. Loved it Thanks.
laffs🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's about the size of it🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love DRY BAR COMEDY. There are some funny people on there and if the name serves It's self It's true they're not even more impressive because It's hard to make a crowd with no alcohol laugh unless you're funny.
Dry bar comedy actually means family friendly/ no cursing.
@@willymaykit1482 it has a double meaning. It's clean, family-friendly comedy performed at an alcohol free venue
@@ScottieD813 thanks for the clarification--it's what I thought, but other replies here made me wonder if I'd misunderstood!
Wow. This conversation shouldn't be happening. I'm assuming your adults. Apparently not.
@@willymaykit1482 it's comical 🤣🤣
That guy's delivery is really on point. Good job
But that bright pink lipstick tho
Omg! This guy is so hilarious! 😂
He's a riot. Those people got their money's worth and then some.
"At least you know where he is"
Oh my goodness...lol
I didn't expect that one. Great set.
"Dead guys walker pooper" 😆 🤣 😂
I'm DEAD!!!
The Simon/Garfunkel had me laughing out loud at work. 🤣
You said at the end of your bit that we could tip any denomination we'd like. I'd like to tip you a Lutheran! Thank you for encouraging us to do that, it makes me feel better, because I don't have any money.
Awesome thrift store jokes and poopergeist, LoL. The missing kids jokes is savagely hilarious, too. I laughed through the duration, he's one funny guy! Thank you!
While the last joke was the best, I was thoroughly delighted by the whole performance!
I wish more people would show their appreciation and tip you!
Seriously one of the best and funniest comic. It's true that kids are always a bit violent 🤣
Give most kids an L shaped stick and the will point it at somebody and go "BANG!"
Oof, he closed hard with that last joke about dead kids! helluva risk in Utah, respect! Always a let down when comics end with a boring joke & you don't even realize that was the end
It was about missing kids..not dead kids
Someone seems offended 👀
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@@mely260kachi is giving props to this comedian, and criticizing the others who don't close their shows with the same level of attack. he/she sounds more pleased than offended.
...and for the record, the last joke _was_ about dead kids _in relation to_ missing kids.
@@Bulldogg6404 the joke was about people not understanding the fecking joke...go bother someone else on a different post...cor blimey children are annoying...
Great jokes, great delivery! Thanks!
Thanks!
Very, very funny! Loved it. Come to NY.
Another awesome set! Thanks Dry Bar and John Evans!
I had a memory pop up on Facebook from May 7, 2017 - We saw you open for John Heffron at the Pittsburgh Improv and you put on a heck of show. Still enjoying your comedy today and looking forward to more in the future. Best Wishes to you
I was having such a tough morning, turned this guy on and literally laughed til I cried. The pooper walker. LOL
Pooperguist had me laughing out loud. But when he said he hasn’t taken a drink in four years and then sipped his water, I was waiting for him to say “oh no! That shoots my dehydration streak!”. But he didn’t.
John and I were working together in Little Rock. During the day we went to the thrift store and purchased some bowling trophies and after the show we walked around downtown Little Rock pretending to be bowling champs and people fell for it buying us drinks all night!
John !!!!
Nice to see you again brother. I worked at and attended Monday night football at the Full Moon Cafe in Tulsa, ok.
John was the m.c. for Monday night football. He would bring his own personal lunch boxes to place the tickets for the drawings in. Great guy. Good times.
One of the best DBC's I've heard. Good luck to you John Evans.
lmao. John Evans was hysterical. Loved it.
"When you can wear cleats, it's time to stop breastfeeding." 🤣😂🤣
Regarding the pooper/walker, we used to rent them out (at a pharmacy.) But you had to buy the bucket. 😁
He was funny. Don't smoke in bed is the only tip I can afford. I made a macrame owl in 3rd grade scouts. My biggest achievement.
The ironic thing is that my son moved out and wanted to furnish his new apartment in retro 1970's stuff all the way. I mean green shag carpet Jeff Foxworthy would love. I had the inspiration to find him a macrame owl, and I searched for over a YEAR at every thrift store in a 100 mile radius before I finally found one! If I hadn't been wanting one they'd have been everywhere.
Thanks! That last joke killed me till I'm dead. Ltws.
the walker pooper!
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From the moment I looked at the thumbnail of this vid I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to watch it.
I live about 40 miles south of Provo. I really enjoyed your show. And congrats for not offending the Mormon crowd. It's not easy. I'm not trashing Mormons...I'm just sayin... Nicely Done
More people need to like this video! John Evans is funny. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle home pregnancy tests! 🙃
Outstanding!!😂😂😂👍👍👍❤️
That’s my sense of humor. Love the risky stuff. lol.
You were hilarious!!!
So funny, thanks for the LOL 😂
This was hilarious 😂 thanks for the laugh!!!
Very funny show. Great stuff, Mr. Evans!
Simon is awesome!
I watched this a year ago, and honestly laughed louder the second time.
This was great!
I quit smoking yrs ago last pack of Marboro‘s I bought was $1.96. I was 1 of those that said hell no I’m not paying $2 a pack. A lady at my local grocery store was buying a pack and it was like $6 something that’s crazy.
They are $7.00 now, pretty sure.
I live in a "tobacco state" and my cigs are STILL $7.68 😭😭😭
A nice older Middle Eastern man asked my nephew wanted to do when he grew up. He said he wants to be a musician and a scientist. We asked what kind of science. I asked why, and suggested ‘to cure cancer?’ He answered: ‘well, I want to build chemical weapons’. 😳😣😳
Laughed from start to finish! Thank you! :-D
Hilarious!!!!!
As a homeless 18 year old I saw kids like me steal shoes from Value Village. They would leave the ones they came in there and walk out in "new ones."
Sadly there isn't often much difference between the two anymore.
Lol...I have a 22 yo son and an 8 yr old...I'm with ya bud!
Breason
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Good stuff!
Lol. I have a service dog (not an ESA) and I completely agree that people have taken it too far. They don't train them, buy a vest with velcro patches on Amazon, and take them in public claiming they're a service animal.
My dog has been attacked by fake "service dogs" 3 times.
People assume they can just walk up and pet my dog because people let strangers pet their fakes.
My dog helps me A LOT, but there are times that I just wish I didn't have to bring her with me because I worry about people bringing their untrained and unsocialized fakes, overwhelming me with trying to touch her, or even just employees harassing me thinking she's another fake.
I work as a greeter at walmart. Now I want to say that lung cancer thing but I know that's gonna get me fired too fast.
"Well, at least you know where he is...." 🤣😂🤣
Almost spewed my coffee at "Hi, welcome to Walmart. I have long cancer." Lung cancer, not funny. But the delivery.... gold!
Loved the closer...gutsy call for sure !!!
Really good material and wonderful delivery.
I love thrift stores for all the reasons he laid out.
05:18 lmfao... hes right!!
😂😂😂😄....a poopergeist😂😂😂😂
Wonderful . A pro . 😊 Fun .
Thanks! You made me laugh out loud!
I thought a Thesaurus was a 🦖 😂😂😂😂
Later at Goodwill: Pass me that Quesadilla machine! 😂😂😂😂😂
im an english major😅😅
As Josh Blue would say, that was extra moist 🤣
This man funny asl. S/o to the alcohol free fam
Including a priceless 2000 year old Roman Bust… for less than $35
Crazy, right!?
I quit smoking 5 years now, 1 of the best decisions of my life! But ya, hella hard..I went cold turkey.
I laughed just reading the title.
Great show. Thank you! 😊
Very funny 😂
yo that ending joke was fire!
I agree that this person has a Funny man
lmao thanks I needed that your great 😅😅😊😂😊😮😅😅
20:01 this was hilarious
Poopergeist! 😂🤪
14:41 -- "You know, you wouldn't have to answer all these questions is you just quite smoking."
Yeah, but he also wouldn't have to answer them if he just ordered "a hard pack of Marlboro lights, regular."
Omg I hyperventilated! I almost died!
Nice finish I was not offended I was slapping my leg
Is funny
Dry Bar gets that money, not the comic 🤦
@@SwedishMeatball972 but but but it said to click the ❤️… 😔
@@SwedishMeatball972 here here I’ll edit 👌
His lipstick is killing me.
So hilarious lmao 😂🤣😆
Hilarious
Perfect outro!
Reunited....And it feels so good
His puns are funny and cute.
Brilliant stand up!
Very pleasant 👍
Well done sir. Hilarious
Oh my God.... At least you know where he is was brutal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very funny comedian.
Hey! Omaha is a major comedy city!
You funny guy.
So funny!
This guy is a roit 😃
Great show
And he’s a riot too!!
I'm sure someone has said it but that's not a walker pooper, it's a commode without the receptacle. It's at the Goodwill because no one wanted to buy it from the estate sale.
Bru so funny Lol 😂 🙃
People are actually pretty stupid I found expensive collectibles at Goodwill selling for next to nothing; make like a 100× the profit
So like $10 then? Lol
@@magpie.314 no more like bought for $15 & sold for almost $200 because the rarity of some trading cards. Older furniture depending on age & damage is also quite lucrative if you have the ability and can find the right stuff just buying a random $20 couch probably not a good idea.
The first example was one that actually happened to me
I love you!💕
Math jokes!
Wow this was filmed in 2020 but before he knew about covid
He reminds me a little of John lovitz.
You're right!
GREAT. SHOW. N. I'M. PICKY,,,TY