You Find The Weirdest Things At Goodwill. John Evans - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024

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  • @Nunnyahbizhen
    @Nunnyahbizhen 2 роки тому +96

    I worked a part-time job at BigLots and his description is spot on. I remember stocking the toy section and I would get so frustrated with receiving 10 boxes of the same crappy toys that didn't sell anywhere else. I saw the same Ms Marvel toy on the same shelf where I left it a year later after quitting 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Robert-hr6sh
      @Robert-hr6sh 2 роки тому +4

      I used to go to Big lots, noting to do just counting cans either with rust or dents; good way to blow away hours.....lol

    • @piratejoan
      @piratejoan 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @tb7771
      @tb7771 2 роки тому +3

      Probably because no parents wanted their kids to want to be like brie Larson. 🤣

    • @uberempty
      @uberempty 2 роки тому +3

      But then there’s that one time you open the box to find some vintage teenage mutant ninja turtle collectible!!
      But that’s like.. .01% of the time

    • @KC-dr3cg
      @KC-dr3cg 2 роки тому

      @NBCeeUs! I think there might be therapy for that behavior

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 2 роки тому +15

    "Pooper-guiest" cracked me up!! Great play on words.

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 2 роки тому +42

    More solid stuff from Drybar. Good laffs and stories from this guy. Loved it Thanks.

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful 2 роки тому +2

      laffs🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's about the size of it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincentbenites7514
    @vincentbenites7514 2 роки тому +88

    I love DRY BAR COMEDY. There are some funny people on there and if the name serves It's self It's true they're not even more impressive because It's hard to make a crowd with no alcohol laugh unless you're funny.

    • @willymaykit1482
      @willymaykit1482 2 роки тому +7

      Dry bar comedy actually means family friendly/ no cursing.

    • @ScottieD813
      @ScottieD813 2 роки тому +4

      @@willymaykit1482 it has a double meaning. It's clean, family-friendly comedy performed at an alcohol free venue

    • @gordoloboalbondigas
      @gordoloboalbondigas 2 роки тому +1

      @@ScottieD813 thanks for the clarification--it's what I thought, but other replies here made me wonder if I'd misunderstood!

    • @willymaykit1482
      @willymaykit1482 2 роки тому +2

      Wow. This conversation shouldn't be happening. I'm assuming your adults. Apparently not.

    • @cupcakechristina1216
      @cupcakechristina1216 2 роки тому

      @@willymaykit1482 it's comical 🤣🤣

  • @martinsmith5520
    @martinsmith5520 2 роки тому +56

    That guy's delivery is really on point. Good job

  • @laurieconklin9765
    @laurieconklin9765 2 роки тому +34

    Omg! This guy is so hilarious! 😂

  • @martymcmannis6581
    @martymcmannis6581 2 роки тому +19

    He's a riot. Those people got their money's worth and then some.
    "At least you know where he is"
    Oh my goodness...lol

  • @Aiyan777
    @Aiyan777 2 роки тому +5

    "Dead guys walker pooper" 😆 🤣 😂
    I'm DEAD!!!

  • @StephieO08
    @StephieO08 2 роки тому +5

    The Simon/Garfunkel had me laughing out loud at work. 🤣

  • @brucelarsen6650
    @brucelarsen6650 2 роки тому +4

    You said at the end of your bit that we could tip any denomination we'd like. I'd like to tip you a Lutheran! Thank you for encouraging us to do that, it makes me feel better, because I don't have any money.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 2 роки тому +7

    Awesome thrift store jokes and poopergeist, LoL. The missing kids jokes is savagely hilarious, too. I laughed through the duration, he's one funny guy! Thank you!

  • @0netom
    @0netom 2 роки тому +6

    While the last joke was the best, I was thoroughly delighted by the whole performance!
    I wish more people would show their appreciation and tip you!

  • @tastes-like-straberries
    @tastes-like-straberries 2 роки тому +25

    Seriously one of the best and funniest comic. It's true that kids are always a bit violent 🤣

    • @SkinnyDaisieArts
      @SkinnyDaisieArts 2 роки тому +1

      Give most kids an L shaped stick and the will point it at somebody and go "BANG!"

  • @magpie.314
    @magpie.314 2 роки тому +87

    Oof, he closed hard with that last joke about dead kids! helluva risk in Utah, respect! Always a let down when comics end with a boring joke & you don't even realize that was the end

    • @mely260
      @mely260 2 роки тому +4

      It was about missing kids..not dead kids

    • @mely260
      @mely260 2 роки тому

      Someone seems offended 👀

    • @Souldanceec
      @Souldanceec 2 роки тому

      qwerty6l

    • @Bulldogg6404
      @Bulldogg6404 2 роки тому +6

      @@mely260kachi is giving props to this comedian, and criticizing the others who don't close their shows with the same level of attack. he/she sounds more pleased than offended.
      ...and for the record, the last joke _was_ about dead kids _in relation to_ missing kids.

    • @datgrrl5698
      @datgrrl5698 2 роки тому

      @@Bulldogg6404 the joke was about people not understanding the fecking joke...go bother someone else on a different post...cor blimey children are annoying...

  • @feralkat9370
    @feralkat9370 2 роки тому +5

    Great jokes, great delivery! Thanks!

  • @deborahcho1084
    @deborahcho1084 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks!

  • @VertigoBear
    @VertigoBear 2 роки тому +4

    Very, very funny! Loved it. Come to NY.

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 9 місяців тому

    Another awesome set! Thanks Dry Bar and John Evans!

  • @janisbyrnes9846
    @janisbyrnes9846 2 роки тому +5

    I had a memory pop up on Facebook from May 7, 2017 - We saw you open for John Heffron at the Pittsburgh Improv and you put on a heck of show. Still enjoying your comedy today and looking forward to more in the future. Best Wishes to you

  • @yesiownfrodo
    @yesiownfrodo 2 роки тому +1

    I was having such a tough morning, turned this guy on and literally laughed til I cried. The pooper walker. LOL

  • @elizabethvendley3459
    @elizabethvendley3459 2 роки тому +17

    Pooperguist had me laughing out loud. But when he said he hasn’t taken a drink in four years and then sipped his water, I was waiting for him to say “oh no! That shoots my dehydration streak!”. But he didn’t.

  • @carllee9479
    @carllee9479 2 роки тому +3

    John and I were working together in Little Rock. During the day we went to the thrift store and purchased some bowling trophies and after the show we walked around downtown Little Rock pretending to be bowling champs and people fell for it buying us drinks all night!

  • @rvarnell9165
    @rvarnell9165 2 роки тому +3

    John !!!!
    Nice to see you again brother. I worked at and attended Monday night football at the Full Moon Cafe in Tulsa, ok.
    John was the m.c. for Monday night football. He would bring his own personal lunch boxes to place the tickets for the drawings in. Great guy. Good times.

  • @FloydMaxwell
    @FloydMaxwell 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best DBC's I've heard. Good luck to you John Evans.

  • @TheBooey1650
    @TheBooey1650 2 роки тому +1

    lmao. John Evans was hysterical. Loved it.

  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 2 роки тому +6

    "When you can wear cleats, it's time to stop breastfeeding." 🤣😂🤣

  • @kathleensorce8468
    @kathleensorce8468 2 роки тому +2

    Regarding the pooper/walker, we used to rent them out (at a pharmacy.) But you had to buy the bucket. 😁

  • @Renovegas6109
    @Renovegas6109 2 роки тому +7

    He was funny. Don't smoke in bed is the only tip I can afford. I made a macrame owl in 3rd grade scouts. My biggest achievement.

    • @k.b.tidwell
      @k.b.tidwell 6 днів тому

      The ironic thing is that my son moved out and wanted to furnish his new apartment in retro 1970's stuff all the way. I mean green shag carpet Jeff Foxworthy would love. I had the inspiration to find him a macrame owl, and I searched for over a YEAR at every thrift store in a 100 mile radius before I finally found one! If I hadn't been wanting one they'd have been everywhere.

  • @mizoreroxy5139
    @mizoreroxy5139 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks! That last joke killed me till I'm dead. Ltws.

  • @confectioninfection
    @confectioninfection 2 роки тому +2

    the walker pooper!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @JayPloss
    @JayPloss 7 місяців тому

    From the moment I looked at the thumbnail of this vid I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to watch it.

  • @nancyallen603
    @nancyallen603 2 роки тому +4

    I live about 40 miles south of Provo. I really enjoyed your show. And congrats for not offending the Mormon crowd. It's not easy. I'm not trashing Mormons...I'm just sayin... Nicely Done

  • @aprilstilskin5733
    @aprilstilskin5733 2 роки тому +5

    More people need to like this video! John Evans is funny. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle home pregnancy tests! 🙃

  • @michaela.haynes4545
    @michaela.haynes4545 Рік тому

    Outstanding!!😂😂😂👍👍👍❤️

  • @JoeMaxFpv
    @JoeMaxFpv 2 роки тому +1

    That’s my sense of humor. Love the risky stuff. lol.

  • @rherman9085
    @rherman9085 2 роки тому +3

    You were hilarious!!!

  • @MoonDoggieAngel13
    @MoonDoggieAngel13 2 роки тому +2

    So funny, thanks for the LOL 😂

  • @brittneyisphording1508
    @brittneyisphording1508 2 роки тому +1

    This was hilarious 😂 thanks for the laugh!!!

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 2 роки тому +1

    Very funny show. Great stuff, Mr. Evans!

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 2 роки тому +2

    Simon is awesome!

  • @davidmackenzie5332
    @davidmackenzie5332 3 місяці тому

    I watched this a year ago, and honestly laughed louder the second time.

  • @Majorite
    @Majorite 2 роки тому +2

    This was great!

  • @michaelsmith1481
    @michaelsmith1481 2 роки тому +10

    I quit smoking yrs ago last pack of Marboro‘s I bought was $1.96. I was 1 of those that said hell no I’m not paying $2 a pack. A lady at my local grocery store was buying a pack and it was like $6 something that’s crazy.

    • @eagleeye2300
      @eagleeye2300 2 роки тому

      They are $7.00 now, pretty sure.

    • @SpecialKayyyy
      @SpecialKayyyy 2 роки тому

      I live in a "tobacco state" and my cigs are STILL $7.68 😭😭😭

  • @mistylee717
    @mistylee717 2 роки тому +5

    A nice older Middle Eastern man asked my nephew wanted to do when he grew up. He said he wants to be a musician and a scientist. We asked what kind of science. I asked why, and suggested ‘to cure cancer?’ He answered: ‘well, I want to build chemical weapons’. 😳😣😳

  • @jlcutright0723
    @jlcutright0723 2 роки тому

    Laughed from start to finish! Thank you! :-D

  • @kabram
    @kabram 2 роки тому +2

    Hilarious!!!!!

  • @iamjustamomdoingthebestica6999
    @iamjustamomdoingthebestica6999 2 роки тому +5

    As a homeless 18 year old I saw kids like me steal shoes from Value Village. They would leave the ones they came in there and walk out in "new ones."

    • @living4mylord
      @living4mylord 2 роки тому +2

      Sadly there isn't often much difference between the two anymore.

  • @jaimejones3442
    @jaimejones3442 2 роки тому +2

    Lol...I have a 22 yo son and an 8 yr old...I'm with ya bud!

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 Рік тому

    Breason
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saycibon
    @saycibon 2 роки тому +2

    Good stuff!

  • @BaughbeSauce
    @BaughbeSauce Рік тому

    Lol. I have a service dog (not an ESA) and I completely agree that people have taken it too far. They don't train them, buy a vest with velcro patches on Amazon, and take them in public claiming they're a service animal.
    My dog has been attacked by fake "service dogs" 3 times.
    People assume they can just walk up and pet my dog because people let strangers pet their fakes.
    My dog helps me A LOT, but there are times that I just wish I didn't have to bring her with me because I worry about people bringing their untrained and unsocialized fakes, overwhelming me with trying to touch her, or even just employees harassing me thinking she's another fake.

  • @therealwilldalbey
    @therealwilldalbey 2 роки тому +6

    I work as a greeter at walmart. Now I want to say that lung cancer thing but I know that's gonna get me fired too fast.

  • @albertchehade9916
    @albertchehade9916 2 роки тому

    "Well, at least you know where he is...." 🤣😂🤣

  • @kaylas8910
    @kaylas8910 Рік тому

    Almost spewed my coffee at "Hi, welcome to Walmart. I have long cancer." Lung cancer, not funny. But the delivery.... gold!

  • @leonardking84
    @leonardking84 2 роки тому

    Loved the closer...gutsy call for sure !!!

  • @purplelake2437
    @purplelake2437 2 роки тому

    Really good material and wonderful delivery.

  • @TheAyeAye1
    @TheAyeAye1 2 роки тому +2

    I love thrift stores for all the reasons he laid out.

  • @worldaccumelites848
    @worldaccumelites848 2 роки тому +4

    05:18 lmfao... hes right!!

  • @gailburk1523
    @gailburk1523 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😄....a poopergeist😂😂😂😂

  • @tomblakley7171
    @tomblakley7171 2 роки тому +1

    Wonderful . A pro . 😊 Fun .

  • @houn2dogood
    @houn2dogood 2 роки тому

    Thanks! You made me laugh out loud!

  • @itsallgood6146
    @itsallgood6146 2 роки тому +7

    I thought a Thesaurus was a 🦖 😂😂😂😂
    Later at Goodwill: Pass me that Quesadilla machine! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rubenleal4821
    @rubenleal4821 2 роки тому +1

    As Josh Blue would say, that was extra moist 🤣

  • @itsallgood6146
    @itsallgood6146 2 роки тому +3

    This man funny asl. S/o to the alcohol free fam

  • @thatguy7085
    @thatguy7085 2 роки тому +2

    Including a priceless 2000 year old Roman Bust… for less than $35

    • @ckoritko
      @ckoritko 2 роки тому

      Crazy, right!?

  • @christinestryker784
    @christinestryker784 Рік тому +1

    I quit smoking 5 years now, 1 of the best decisions of my life! But ya, hella hard..I went cold turkey.

  • @chrismiller5198
    @chrismiller5198 2 роки тому +1

    I laughed just reading the title.

  • @kittykat149
    @kittykat149 2 роки тому

    Great show. Thank you! 😊

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 4 місяці тому

    Very funny 😂

  • @xskodemedia746
    @xskodemedia746 2 роки тому

    yo that ending joke was fire!

  • @KimberlyKMitchell
    @KimberlyKMitchell 2 роки тому

    I agree that this person has a Funny man

  • @ernestdougherty3162
    @ernestdougherty3162 2 роки тому

    lmao thanks I needed that your great 😅😅😊😂😊😮😅😅

  • @thomasmendez1843
    @thomasmendez1843 2 роки тому +2

    20:01 this was hilarious

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 3 місяці тому

    Poopergeist! 😂🤪

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
    @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 2 роки тому +1

    14:41 -- "You know, you wouldn't have to answer all these questions is you just quite smoking."
    Yeah, but he also wouldn't have to answer them if he just ordered "a hard pack of Marlboro lights, regular."

  • @mrs.georgeglass3997
    @mrs.georgeglass3997 2 роки тому

    Omg I hyperventilated! I almost died!

  • @bfarm44
    @bfarm44 2 роки тому

    Nice finish I was not offended I was slapping my leg

  • @radicaljellyfish4435
    @radicaljellyfish4435 2 роки тому +4

    Is funny

  • @russellstarr9111
    @russellstarr9111 2 роки тому

    His lipstick is killing me.

  • @shelbiecarroll9815
    @shelbiecarroll9815 2 роки тому

    So hilarious lmao 😂🤣😆

  • @SineadLaws
    @SineadLaws 2 роки тому

    Hilarious

  • @damonledford180
    @damonledford180 2 роки тому

    Perfect outro!

  • @comedianbradlyb9878
    @comedianbradlyb9878 2 роки тому

    Reunited....And it feels so good

  • @melidee1479
    @melidee1479 2 роки тому

    His puns are funny and cute.

  • @Gustardust
    @Gustardust 2 роки тому

    Brilliant stand up!

  • @tomblakley7171
    @tomblakley7171 2 роки тому

    Very pleasant 👍

  • @AkSamurai69
    @AkSamurai69 2 роки тому

    Well done sir. Hilarious

  • @guykiernan537
    @guykiernan537 2 роки тому

    Oh my God.... At least you know where he is was brutal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jefftokaji6460
    @jefftokaji6460 2 роки тому

    Very funny comedian.

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 2 роки тому +1

    Hey! Omaha is a major comedy city!

  • @mysteriousplankton
    @mysteriousplankton 2 роки тому

    You funny guy.

  • @quiltie1774
    @quiltie1774 2 роки тому

    So funny!

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 2 роки тому +7

    This guy is a roit 😃
    Great show

  • @ROBOT-FACE
    @ROBOT-FACE Рік тому

    I'm sure someone has said it but that's not a walker pooper, it's a commode without the receptacle. It's at the Goodwill because no one wanted to buy it from the estate sale.

  • @lando1268
    @lando1268 2 роки тому +2

    Bru so funny Lol 😂 🙃

  • @RohARc
    @RohARc 2 роки тому +7

    People are actually pretty stupid I found expensive collectibles at Goodwill selling for next to nothing; make like a 100× the profit

    • @magpie.314
      @magpie.314 2 роки тому

      So like $10 then? Lol

    • @RohARc
      @RohARc 2 роки тому +2

      @@magpie.314 no more like bought for $15 & sold for almost $200 because the rarity of some trading cards. Older furniture depending on age & damage is also quite lucrative if you have the ability and can find the right stuff just buying a random $20 couch probably not a good idea.
      The first example was one that actually happened to me

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 2 роки тому +1

    I love you!💕

  • @M_SC
    @M_SC 2 роки тому +3

    Wow this was filmed in 2020 but before he knew about covid

  • @robertcristando8007
    @robertcristando8007 2 роки тому +1

    He reminds me a little of John lovitz.

  • @kelleywatkins6001
    @kelleywatkins6001 2 роки тому

    GREAT. SHOW. N. I'M. PICKY,,,TY