Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Staying Normal, Guillermo’s Snacks & Trump’s “Chinese Virus”

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  • Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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    We aren’t doing shows right now during this Coronavirus quarantine, so Jimmy is shooting daily mini monologues at his house. In today’s #minilogue Jimmy talks about the United States and Canada temporarily closing the border, Trump calling the Coronavirus the “Chinese Virus,” The Governor of Nevada closing all hotels and casinos, how to stay “normal” during this uncertain time, and Jimmy has a message for older people who aren’t taking this seriously, and he videochats with Guillermo at his house to see how he’s holding up. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the American Red Cross. Please consider helping them too. Click the donate button or go here: www.redcross.org/
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    Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.

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    Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4 тис.

  • @daniz7878
    @daniz7878 4 роки тому +2045

    Jimmy: "Guillermo you're a national treasure-"
    Guillermo: "I know"

    • @ThePlatanero22
      @ThePlatanero22 4 роки тому +5

      Danlin Zhou I know jimmy

    • @katherinea.williams3044
      @katherinea.williams3044 4 роки тому +3

      Truly IS
      Love & Light from Miami ✨✌🏼

    • @glennrothkirch6627
      @glennrothkirch6627 4 роки тому +5

      You both are a national treasure. Ever think of going into politics? We really need somebody that uses that grey matter in their head right now. Imagine your monologue from the Oval Ofc!!

    • @FallOutWookie
      @FallOutWookie 4 роки тому +3

      That’s some Han Solo energy right there

    • @j.vargas1954
      @j.vargas1954 4 роки тому

      Lol You guys making me laugh so much.

  • @serenitybeauty
    @serenitybeauty 4 роки тому +640

    I feel like Jimmy and Guillermo are soulmates. Their friendship is the cutest😍♥️

    • @EncyclopediaX
      @EncyclopediaX 4 роки тому +7

      He treats blacks an Hispanics like they are lower than him and u racist lefties think it's funny.

    • @etmeyutub
      @etmeyutub 4 роки тому +8

      He is exploiting a Mexican with a thick accent. Treating him like a joke.

    • @Omatmani
      @Omatmani 4 роки тому +2

      Hmm, I don't think so. I don't quite understand the relationship to be honest. Jimmy, unwittingly (I'll love to believe), demeans Guillermo in some of their exchanges. Guillermo doesn't seem to mind and many in the audience think it's funny but it just seems off to me.

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 роки тому

      IKR

    • @binaralakal1021
      @binaralakal1021 4 роки тому +4

      @@EncyclopediaX oh come on man..

  • @riafojas1449
    @riafojas1449 4 роки тому +1361

    “You’re a national treasure. We should protect you at all cost.”
    I felt that.

  • @01DaBoss
    @01DaBoss 4 роки тому +184

    "Check in on you're loved ones which is what im going to do right now"
    *CALLS GUILLERMO*
    That was adorable😊

    • @jacksonj69
      @jacksonj69 4 роки тому +1

      lone ranger good dad need more of them

  • @lavendermagic84
    @lavendermagic84 4 роки тому +1103

    Guillermo is such a sweetheart. He never fails to put a smile on my face.

    • @cancel5015
      @cancel5015 4 роки тому +1

      Why he doesn't stay home? Kinda not funny. More famous people stay in. Might be the language

    • @jessefelipe8026
      @jessefelipe8026 4 роки тому +7

      @@cancel5015 you type stupid

    • @akimboclub
      @akimboclub 4 роки тому +5

      Monk Supero I got a stroke trying to understand your comment. Check yourself before judging others you clown.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 4 роки тому +1

      I hope Jimmy straightens him out about the 7-11 trips. From the stack of coffee cups being loaded into the dispenser by dirty money hands to a newspaper that's possibly contaminated being taken home. It's all about cross-contamination. Even if you wash your hands, the product you have is still a risk factor. Always washup right before eating because you just touched all those containers from a questionable outside world. Need to consider your faucet handles too. You are grabbing the same handle you just used with a dirty hand. That's why doctors scrubbing up have lever handles or foot pedal controls. Normally this would all be too much but nothing is normal anymore. We will beat this.

  • @cristinasjourney
    @cristinasjourney 4 роки тому +3132

    He should call Matt Damon tomorrow.

    • @pi17
      @pi17 4 роки тому +30

      Matt Damon totally..... yeah

    • @tynee123
      @tynee123 4 роки тому +85

      He should!!! Someone yesterday said that Matt is still at the show in the green room. 🤣🤣

    • @gracieortega1831
      @gracieortega1831 4 роки тому +17

      Omg that would be perfect 😂

    • @patriciastewart2537
      @patriciastewart2537 4 роки тому +4

      Why?

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 4 роки тому +17

      That's the world's best idea right now! Let's just have a few minutes of that. :)

  • @emilyfranco9285
    @emilyfranco9285 4 роки тому +1878

    Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo’s friendship must be protected at all costs

    • @gracemaiam3374
      @gracemaiam3374 4 роки тому +49

      And Jimmy K & Matt Damon's feud should be protected too

    • @ScaryManiac
      @ScaryManiac 4 роки тому +12

      Well, Guillermo is making sure he catches the virus real quick. Even Kimmel said he's going to have a word with him afterwards.

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 4 роки тому +14

      We also need to protect Guillermo's friendship with Tom Brady.

    • @threwthelookingglass7194
      @threwthelookingglass7194 4 роки тому +4

      Emily Franco Matt damon should be like in a bubble suit.. .. like hi buddy

    • @javiercontreras2358
      @javiercontreras2358 4 роки тому +4

      That's an awesome comment, Emily

  • @mondogecko3279
    @mondogecko3279 4 роки тому +188

    Guillermo’s laugh is straight medicine for this crazy time!!!!

  • @ethan8346
    @ethan8346 4 роки тому +1040

    We must protect Guillermo at all cost if you see him stay back and if someone gets close tackle them

  • @noface____
    @noface____ 4 роки тому +561

    “Guillermo, you’re a national treasure” I cried.

    • @juanf666highboson5
      @juanf666highboson5 4 роки тому +12

      At first I thought that Jimmy was faking his relationship with Guillermo, but now I think that he really cares about him.

    • @madz7758
      @madz7758 4 роки тому +3

      Theres on a show together almost everyday ofcourse

    • @haroldbonilla9778
      @haroldbonilla9778 4 роки тому +2

      Guillermo is a beast 😆

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 роки тому +1093

    Guillermo spending his time walking the dog, going to the park and getting a newspaper from 7-11.
    "It's boring," he says. You can tell that he loves his job and can't wait to get back. I have always enjoyed watching this everyman who has developed into a perfect comic foil for Jimmy.

    • @BrentLeague
      @BrentLeague 4 роки тому +24

      To be honest I wont watch the show if Guillermo is missing.

    • @ricodelavega4511
      @ricodelavega4511 4 роки тому +6

      @@BrentLeague i hope jimmy pays him whatever that andy richter guy is making from Conan

    • @BrentLeague
      @BrentLeague 4 роки тому +4

      @@ricodelavega4511 I think Jimmy pays him well since he treat him like a brother ops I mean son.

    • @winnermatt1180
      @winnermatt1180 4 роки тому +2

      Tbh he just gets paid to stand there and go to the events but he is still hilarious and worth it.

    • @ricodelavega4511
      @ricodelavega4511 4 роки тому +1

      @@pietrojenkins6901 you mean he's a foreigner taking a job from a euroamerican? that's funny, especially given that your average mexican is 60% indigenous american.

  • @mattbresler8117
    @mattbresler8117 4 роки тому +496

    I was like "wait why isn't the audience laughing that was funny" after the first joke

    • @tutuschild1
      @tutuschild1 4 роки тому +3

      Hope you're joking. I know you know no audiences allowed.😉

    • @johnnycochicken
      @johnnycochicken 4 роки тому +2

      @@tutuschild1 it is clearly a joke or the person you're replying to forgot this wasn't a live show for the first 30 seconds

    • @tz-mk1dg
      @tz-mk1dg 4 роки тому +3

      Just goes to show you even the laughter is staged😂😂😂never been funny

    • @yummycookie2084
      @yummycookie2084 4 роки тому +1

      He should have said these nuts when he asked him what he was eating lol

    • @mattbresler8117
      @mattbresler8117 4 роки тому +1

      johnnycochicken No I was completely serious. Amazing they were able to fit an entire studio audience into his bathtub

  • @diyarkoku3559
    @diyarkoku3559 4 роки тому +935

    Guillermo: comes on screen*
    This is where the crowd would go crazy..
    Crowd: YAAASS WOOOOO!!!!!

  • @wulf3911
    @wulf3911 4 роки тому +1746

    with this pandemic, I found out that my lifestyle is called "quarantine".

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 роки тому +83

      OCDWulf Lol. Same. My boyfriend was telling me all of his worries earlier so I started to get nervous. It took me a few seconds to realize nothing in my life is going to change. 😂

    • @user-zp6ky3vt7t
      @user-zp6ky3vt7t 4 роки тому +6

      😂 😂

    • @iris-2021
      @iris-2021 4 роки тому +10

      6 months of practice.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 роки тому +42

      Lol. I am also an experienced social distancer.

    • @AlexKeyes299
      @AlexKeyes299 4 роки тому +26

      yea these people are like dying and its only been 3 days, meanwhile im over here smoking weed enjoying myself

  • @maimaibacay
    @maimaibacay 4 роки тому +551

    the fact that guillermo knows that he’s a national treasure is the cutest thing ever

  • @hiimii1314
    @hiimii1314 4 роки тому +43

    Guillermo is such a sweet heart... I feel happy just from seeing his face

  • @bo.4607
    @bo.4607 4 роки тому +547

    Jimmy, I hope you are paying your daughter for the good work she is doing.

    • @Sir-Red
      @Sir-Red 4 роки тому +36

      Intern

    • @rei_cirith
      @rei_cirith 4 роки тому +11

      Maybe skip trolling her for halloween this year?

    • @idesiremore9607
      @idesiremore9607 4 роки тому +18

      He already does…she has clothes,food,toys a roof over head etc. etc.

    • @jayaditya_dey
      @jayaditya_dey 4 роки тому

      @@rei_cirith Ah man! Lmao.

    • @PurnceNMe
      @PurnceNMe 4 роки тому +6

      SELF MADE You’re kinda making it sound like he should keep her in a closet unless she does stuff for him.

  • @rendacynkum8402
    @rendacynkum8402 4 роки тому +523

    ”I’m gonna call you back and yell at you after this....” that's show of love there brother.

  • @joycefu9512
    @joycefu9512 4 роки тому +650

    The people asked for Guillermo, Kimmel delivered.

    • @XxgrogglezxX
      @XxgrogglezxX 4 роки тому +3

      He never fails 😊

    • @euniceenrera_mua
      @euniceenrera_mua 4 роки тому +11

      Hope he call s Matt Damon

    • @mylesdlm
      @mylesdlm 4 роки тому +1

      We want matt damon next. And then the krasinkis hahaha

    • @James-cu9ul
      @James-cu9ul 4 роки тому

      Eunice Enrera 😂👍

    • @ambrishjaiswal1286
      @ambrishjaiswal1286 4 роки тому

      it is a Chinese virus. Like Ebola, Japanese encephalitis, etc. It is Chinese coronavirus. It originated from Chinese people eating raw bats. Truth.

  • @TheBigJackpot
    @TheBigJackpot 4 роки тому +19

    Love the intro and outro! 👏

  • @Autodidactz
    @Autodidactz 4 роки тому +1281

    I love these and is his daughter's adorable intro. She's got personality.

    • @whiterose8601
      @whiterose8601 4 роки тому +4

      Dahlen Olson you do know that is scientific prove the a lot these things are real and some are a fake in terms of publicize from people on the mind and human personality

    • @whdstudios2441
      @whdstudios2441 4 роки тому +1

      @Michelle Cuadra I thought Jimmy did one of those balloon voice pitch tricks that works in almost ANY type of comedy.

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 4 роки тому

      Why? Because she drew some pics and did an intro? When I was a kid, my dad was making a mixtape and had me say, "Now I think it's time for a little Buddy Holly." I had just as much talent as she does. Stop putting so much value onto famous people! How about we take care of women on the frontlines of society? Social workers, nurses, teachers, childcare, MT's, PA's, MA's, etc. It's time for the US to realize that women are the engine that run this country!

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 4 роки тому

      @Dahlen Olson Jared Baker is right, even if his spelling and grammar are atrocious. :)

    • @seahawkfan
      @seahawkfan 4 роки тому

      @@jaelynn7575 😐

  • @dorotagniedziejko7841
    @dorotagniedziejko7841 4 роки тому +1408

    Jimmy just HAS TO call Matt Damon, now he actually has plenty of time for him.

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @omiorahman6283
      @omiorahman6283 4 роки тому +34

      Matt Damon must be shocked of this happening after starring in contagion

    • @rosehicks5708
      @rosehicks5708 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao this comment needs to blow 😂. I was watching all the videos involving Matt Damon an jimmy k an I'd really like to see this happen

    • @jeanpomelo5884
      @jeanpomelo5884 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boxj8825
      @boxj8825 4 роки тому +1

      Totally!!! Hope Jimmy will also invite some guests via video chat to see what they're up to. Jimmy Fallon has started this, but I'm a Kimmel fan :)

  • @sandra02111978
    @sandra02111978 4 роки тому +236

    I can see by the way Jimmy talks to Guillermo that he really cares about him. ❤️

    • @tynee123
      @tynee123 4 роки тому +6

      Right?!? ❤ So sweet!

    • @patriciastewart2537
      @patriciastewart2537 4 роки тому +6

      Sandra A, and vice versa.

    • @Dreadnaugh2517
      @Dreadnaugh2517 4 роки тому +10

      Guillermo is family to him ❤️

    • @etmeyutub
      @etmeyutub 4 роки тому +4

      He exploits him and treats him like a pet chihuahua. You don't see how condescending that is.

    • @JAT-qr8eq
      @JAT-qr8eq 4 роки тому +1

      Someone in the oval office lie about the Mexican heritage (People). I love their culture, heritage and food.

  • @undergroundsounds332
    @undergroundsounds332 4 роки тому +62

    Guillermo feels like an long distant uncle. Im so happy he's on the show.

  • @bustergeorge6433
    @bustergeorge6433 4 роки тому +167

    It makes me happy to see that guys like you, Fallon and Colbert are stepping into the vlog format in order to keep some familiar comfort in our homes during these crazy times :) Thank you, it means a lot!

    • @stanford-nf4jk
      @stanford-nf4jk 4 роки тому +5

      Conan is doing this too!

    • @bustergeorge6433
      @bustergeorge6433 4 роки тому +4

      @@stanford-nf4jk Thanks to anybody providing familiar, upbeat and family friendly content. It sure will help us make it through with our sanity at least partially in tact ;)

  • @cerealkiller2538
    @cerealkiller2538 4 роки тому +396

    "No drinking at home ,only at work."
    Principles

  • @pandarouge91
    @pandarouge91 4 роки тому +403

    “I walk to 711”
    “Guillermo! You’re not supposed to be going to 711.”
    We feel you Guillermo, we feel you 😂

  • @korryrill3659
    @korryrill3659 4 роки тому +170

    "Ur not supposed to be going to seven eleven"
    "I have hand sanitizer" meee😂

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 роки тому

      It's pretty hard to get a newspaper without the trip, though! I'm surprised he didn't mention it. :O

  • @jolenethellama
    @jolenethellama 4 роки тому +707

    "The inside of your car is a great place to scream".
    I felt that.

    • @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825
      @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825 4 роки тому +6

      That's if you have a garage, not if you parked at a apartment complex with 100 cars around your car. I need a garage...

    • @onlyrick
      @onlyrick 4 роки тому +4

      @@opaldeadventureersubscribe7825 - That might still work for you. Seems like folks would probably avoid a car with someone screaming in it. I know I would! Stay safe.

    • @golden.333
      @golden.333 4 роки тому +1

      Been doing that for years.

    • @golden.333
      @golden.333 4 роки тому +1

      Been doing that for years.

    • @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825
      @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825 4 роки тому

      @@onlyrick true but who knows if they'll call the cops on me hahah

  • @mrpeanut1381
    @mrpeanut1381 4 роки тому +628

    "If you feel the need to gamble on something... lick a doorknob."
    ~ Jimmy Kimmel

    • @iksigrek5084
      @iksigrek5084 4 роки тому +7

      And leave your saliva for others

    • @MommaZim2
      @MommaZim2 4 роки тому +1

      Does that doornob have a red scarf 🤔

    • @prii-licious6104
      @prii-licious6104 4 роки тому +1

      Even better great idea Mr Peanut were all saved :)

    • @lupezuniga1
      @lupezuniga1 4 роки тому +1

      Pahahah

  • @johnstevens386
    @johnstevens386 4 роки тому +1332

    Jimmy Kimmel: "I'm gonna call you back and yell at you later".
    Hahahaha, these two are not just coworkers, you can see they are real close friends.

    • @zvSaint
      @zvSaint 4 роки тому +34

      @Camron Toney 😐no ones laughing

    • @brandoncody7825
      @brandoncody7825 4 роки тому +5

      His exchange with Guillermo was so wholesome

    • @jasminezexo
      @jasminezexo 4 роки тому +3

      Camron Toney haha.... you got the whole squad laughing... 😬

  • @sebastienkumar6444
    @sebastienkumar6444 4 роки тому +269

    Not hearing the audience laugh at anything remotely funny is very refreshing

    • @slueyslue7438
      @slueyslue7438 4 роки тому +9

      @John Its just a Minilogue bruh? Also I have no clue why but whenever Guillermo talks I laugh. Hes such an interesting guy.

    • @tz-mk1dg
      @tz-mk1dg 4 роки тому

      Agree! This whole quarantine is something more than half of them have already expreienced ---at the Betty Ford Clinic😂😂😂

    • @dexxfilm
      @dexxfilm 4 роки тому

      Well it wasn't funny so its fitting.

    • @slueyslue7438
      @slueyslue7438 4 роки тому +3

      @@dexxfilm What are you doing here may I ask? If its not funny dont watch Jimmy's videos...

    • @jacksonj69
      @jacksonj69 4 роки тому

      Sebastien Kumar yah

  • @henryl6420
    @henryl6420 4 роки тому +121

    Keep safe Jimmy. We need the laughters from you to help us go through this very difficult time.

    • @hankmardukas6229
      @hankmardukas6229 4 роки тому

      Political humor doesn’t make me laugh.

    • @robinh4
      @robinh4 4 роки тому

      @BE NICE Rich people can still get sick you know.

  • @notanormalella134
    @notanormalella134 4 роки тому +795

    "If you really want to gamble, try licking a doorknob" wise words from Jimmy😂

  • @Newvibe85
    @Newvibe85 4 роки тому +110

    Jimmy and Guillermo are so funny together . The cool part is when they talk to each other it's original it's not made up conversation and I think that's what makes them great . Good stuff 👍 Jimmy .

  • @coraimaperez219
    @coraimaperez219 4 роки тому +10

    I like that jimmy included Guillermo in the video. There wouldn’t be a jimmy live without Guillermo❤️

  • @CheesePuff-r8c
    @CheesePuff-r8c 4 роки тому +503

    Make a serious of A DAY IN THE LIFE OF GUILLERMO

  • @mdot2597
    @mdot2597 4 роки тому +397

    "I only drink Monday thru Thursday" lol he said that so casually lol

    • @2wheel_freedom
      @2wheel_freedom 4 роки тому +2

      Rare to have a job were drinking is no problem. I remember jobs back in the 80s, xmas party's with full open bar ( picture Die Hard's party scene ). Those days are long gone for obvious reasons but to see this guy mention it reminds me of the past.

  • @TheRealMrMagic
    @TheRealMrMagic 4 роки тому +610

    I hope Jimmy did call back and yell at him. He is a national treasure. Can't be just walking around inside of a 7-Eleven.

    • @peaceandlove544
      @peaceandlove544 4 роки тому +5

      Why not its a mini supermarket. It's not illegal. You can get basics while you are pumping gas or walking your poor dog.

    • @TheRealMrMagic
      @TheRealMrMagic 4 роки тому +8

      @@peaceandlove544 a supermarket you say? oh thank heavens...lol. Everybody knows 7-Eleven 😉.
      I thought it's because you could catch the siphogonaherpilaids from any surface on any given Sunday...
      And now covid19... It's too risky.

    • @genxlady
      @genxlady 4 роки тому +1

      Guillermo 😎

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 4 роки тому +2

      Nasty in there. U might as well lick the bathroom floor... it's the same thing.

    • @Mel-pb5xw
      @Mel-pb5xw 4 роки тому

      peace and love you do realize that something doesn’t have to be illegal to be inadvisable, right? if you are going b/c you need something that’s one thing & considered an acceptable risk (for those who aren’t in a high risk group) but to go just for the enjoyment of the daily routine simply doesn’t qualify as an essential activity & the more people who continue to make those types of decisions, the more likely it is that even more of the decision making will have to be taken out of individuals’ hands.

  • @s.m6605
    @s.m6605 4 роки тому +7

    Guillermo : I only drink at work, Monday to Thursday 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dotanator
    @Dotanator 4 роки тому +125

    It really warmed my heart when he called Guillermo

    • @Ninasee19
      @Ninasee19 4 роки тому

      DotaNator whyyyy ?

    • @genxlady
      @genxlady 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ninasee19 Guillermo..his co host duh! 😎

  • @sasailic4114
    @sasailic4114 4 роки тому +319

    I personally find kimmel funnier without a script

    • @tigerskob
      @tigerskob 4 роки тому +8

      Sasa Ilic it’s all scripted still duh

    • @TBrown-zy2dr
      @TBrown-zy2dr 4 роки тому +5

      @@tigerskob Really?! We're all locked up in our homes hoping to avoid death and people like you have to burst our tiny little bubbles. Jimmy is off-script gosh darn it. Jeez!!!

    • @whiterose8601
      @whiterose8601 4 роки тому +3

      P Reese I about to burst more then your bubble did you know rain is water

    • @TheTrimed1
      @TheTrimed1 4 роки тому +2

      He is funnier without a script. Btw: this was scripted. 😂. Jk, love you Jimmy! Kroq OG!

  • @lynnlazenby-faulkner3033
    @lynnlazenby-faulkner3033 4 роки тому +183

    Tell your sweet baby girl that her opening and closing is wonderful! As a Canadian I want you to know that we love our US family, I know that we will all make it through this together. Peace and Blessings.

    • @thedarknessofnana
      @thedarknessofnana 4 роки тому +14

      Lynn Lazenby-Faulkner You Canadians are such sweet people. The cinnamon rolls of the countries. 😊 It’s sweet that you guys wanna make sure we’re not offended even though everyone’s closing their borders... what character. 😄🇨🇦🇱🇷

    • @DriftxKingGTR
      @DriftxKingGTR 4 роки тому +1

      Gb Gonzo We’re pretty turnt still 🇨🇦

    • @loditx7706
      @loditx7706 4 роки тому +1

      Lynn, etc. I prefer good luck to blessings. Blessings and prayers are nothing but Christian attempts to cast spells and about as effective.

    • @lynnlazenby-faulkner3033
      @lynnlazenby-faulkner3033 4 роки тому +1

      @@loditx7706 blessings is a yoga thing but yes, good luck my friend.

  • @BeccaMarshh
    @BeccaMarshh 4 роки тому +14

    “i only drink monday-thursday”
    😂😂

  • @resident1793
    @resident1793 4 роки тому +140

    Why do I like this more than the actual show?😂

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman 4 роки тому +15

      Because you can concentrate without the ridiculous whooping, faux enthusiastic audience, cheering at every interval, screaming at every mildly humorous aside and mention of Trump's idiocy.

    • @Living_Life242
      @Living_Life242 4 роки тому +13

      resident1793 Because this is a heartfelt gesture in a time of anxiety. These hosts are trying their best to bring a little light in these dark days.

    • @fxl61
      @fxl61 4 роки тому +3

      Allan Hegyes dude it’s a joke chill

    • @Jny235
      @Jny235 4 роки тому +3

      Because this is an actual UA-cam video.

    • @magmiy
      @magmiy 4 роки тому

      resident1793 because the actual show is trash

  • @jeffcolorado
    @jeffcolorado 4 роки тому +494

    Let's meet Guillermo's family. I've always wondered how his wife feels about his jump from security guard to Kimmel's sidekick.

    • @markoconnell9717
      @markoconnell9717 4 роки тому +36

      I'm sure they dont mind it, he makes $500,000 a year and he doesn't seem like the guy is very materialistic. Just living his best life thanks to jimmy.

    • @loditx7706
      @loditx7706 4 роки тому +3

      Probably really good; I imagine there was a substantial pay and benes jump.

    • @joshrodriguez4154
      @joshrodriguez4154 4 роки тому +2

      He was a security guard before?

    • @rcrezwan
      @rcrezwan 4 роки тому +3

      Oh that's some new information i just learned. So Jimmy gave Guilermo this huge job opportunity?

    • @jcolin16
      @jcolin16 4 роки тому

      Mark O'Connell Does he really? Wow, that is incredible.

  • @inyournargazz5337
    @inyournargazz5337 4 роки тому +99

    I’m glad Guillermo is alright and did his Costco shopping! Keep him safe lol

    • @danielholland9666
      @danielholland9666 4 роки тому +1

      A national treasure.

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 роки тому

      In Your Nargaz Z I like to imagine he shops at the Costco I watch from my balcony. 😂

  • @arnoldtv79
    @arnoldtv79 4 роки тому +20

    He cares guillermo and everyone around him that is why I admired him...take care of yourself also sir Jimmy Kimmel

  • @ShervyseSmiles
    @ShervyseSmiles 4 роки тому +123

    The fact that Jimmy was preaching stay at home, and Guillermo goes to 7-11 everyday 🙌🏽🤣

    • @roachtoasties
      @roachtoasties 4 роки тому +2

      7-Eleven's get to stay open. They're grocery stores. Stuff is limited, but you can avoid the madness at the supermarket.

    • @ellenharutyunyan9726
      @ellenharutyunyan9726 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr😂😂🤣🤣

  • @aliciacrum6954
    @aliciacrum6954 4 роки тому +109

    I love it, even without an audience, I am dying laughing at Jimmy's jokes, and Guillermo talking about his new daily schedule. Guillermo can't miss the 7-Eleven newspaper and coffee run. Give him hell Jimmy!

    • @MommaZim2
      @MommaZim2 4 роки тому

      I'm dying & laughing too‼️

    • @fkncompton7124
      @fkncompton7124 4 роки тому +1

      @Dahlen Olson the door knob joke was pretty funny. People always have something negative to say lol

    • @Blackskye211
      @Blackskye211 4 роки тому +1

      Dahlen Olson why you watching if he ain’t funny to you

    • @juniperslowed
      @juniperslowed 4 роки тому

      Dahlen Olson fun fact, humour is subjective 😱

    • @fkncompton7124
      @fkncompton7124 4 роки тому

      @Dahlen Olson "simple jokes" are sometimes funnier. Besides humour is subjective. I don't even watch his show but calling him a simple man says more about you than it does about him. Seems like someone is projecting lol

  • @nelly4482
    @nelly4482 4 роки тому +34

    Absolutely loved this and Jimmy talking with Guillermo had me dying 🤣😂🤣 He’s an absolute not only National, but world treasure and especially to us fellow Mexican-Americans and must be protected at all costs! Their friendship is the type of friendship that must be protected too and you can tell is really genuine!! Guillermo brings such joy and a ray of light that’s truly needed in times like this and good to see too 🙏🏼

  • @empressclown
    @empressclown 4 роки тому +67

    "The Ivana kids"...I can't even

  • @amberf4418
    @amberf4418 4 роки тому +49

    Honestly, I love how savage Jimmy Kimmel is being in this video. It's truly just beautiful. Thank you.

    • @wackybrattyx
      @wackybrattyx 4 роки тому +3

      I love his savaginess. Always makes me laugh lololol.

  • @nathanielteller816
    @nathanielteller816 4 роки тому +125

    They should do a segment where they facetime interview the celebrities and play games with them

  • @Lvl22Cowboy
    @Lvl22Cowboy 4 роки тому +287

    Cant really blame Guillermo hes just trying to hold onto any kind of semblance to a normal life, early morning walk just to get his newspaper. He reminds me of my grandpa lol

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 4 роки тому +6

      chiki briki yeah, but they really should walk around the block or to the 7/11 and back without touching anyone. Yeah it’s hard, it’s not supposed to be easy, but we have to do our best to take care of the rest. Damn, no one steal that from me. Credit me if it becomes a hashtag

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 4 роки тому +1

      @@leoneljaramillo6710 *Steals it and makes MILLIONS* Sucka!

  • @LlamaDrama142
    @LlamaDrama142 4 роки тому +9

    Let’s face it, Jimmy & Guillermo have the type of friendship we all strive for.

    • @Onlinesully
      @Onlinesully 4 роки тому +1

      Calvin J
      He treats the guy like an idiot on the show. But people like that.

  • @Prisonerofhope26
    @Prisonerofhope26 4 роки тому +244

    "If you feel the need to gamble, lick a door knob"😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "We'll do something drastic like taking blue bloods away"
    Jimmy Kimmel😂😂👌

  • @suzannejanke1588
    @suzannejanke1588 4 роки тому +221

    My neighborhood is putting up Christmas lights as a way to lighten the mood a bit. Stay safe!

    • @MrAJC5
      @MrAJC5 4 роки тому +14

      Nothin' more cheerful than Christmas

    • @terrestrialparadisephotography
      @terrestrialparadisephotography 4 роки тому +9

      Suzanne Janke I love that idea !

    • @JMTZS
      @JMTZS 4 роки тому +2

      That power bill though

    • @thebeachhousebasel
      @thebeachhousebasel 4 роки тому +5

      what a great idea🎄

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 4 роки тому

      It reminds me of an episode of “Top Cat”, putting Christmas ornaments ahead of time wasn’t a particularly optimistic sign.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +41

    Guillermo! Good to see him back. Well, at least online.

    • @SuperBC1975
      @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому

      @jimbosjams21?

    • @SuperBC1975
      @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому

      @jimbosjams21 Nothing. No idea why you are upset. You told me to suck it for no apparent reason. I just wrote I am glad Guillermo is back. I am a big fan of his. I'm glad we have him online while he is off TV. I sent you a question mark because I was confused about why you were upset. The only thing I can think of is you misunderstood what I wrote. Never thought my harmless comment would upset someone.

  • @lesserevil8136
    @lesserevil8136 4 роки тому +93

    “The inside of your car is a great place to scream.”
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @Iris-qh2pl
      @Iris-qh2pl 4 роки тому +1

      Arrow Breach literally me after leaving work today

  • @greenclovergurl
    @greenclovergurl 4 роки тому +181

    These minilogues are the only source of joy now that I’m stuck indoors

    • @XxgrogglezxX
      @XxgrogglezxX 4 роки тому +1

      Omg same! I hope you are staying well!

    • @apoorv2710
      @apoorv2710 4 роки тому

      And here in germany I have to go to work in free hours jeez ..

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 4 роки тому

      if you're adventurous check out Tim Dillon show or Issues with Andy podcasts on youtube. will keep you in stitches if you can be openminded

  • @BnaBreaker
    @BnaBreaker 4 роки тому +118

    That new opening theme is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed...EVER.

    • @Federix11
      @Federix11 4 роки тому +2

      You are high

    • @markm5696
      @markm5696 4 роки тому +1

      You might need to explore more. Just a thought.

    • @BnaBreaker
      @BnaBreaker 4 роки тому +5

      Annnnnd you two need to lighten up and not take things so literally. Just a thought.

    • @kelgreen99
      @kelgreen99 4 роки тому

      Yeah but you know he's not going to pay the new art crew!

    • @urbanesasquatch
      @urbanesasquatch 4 роки тому

      @@BnaBreaker I'm lite/ lit. Those 2 are on point. Keep the kid in the barn.

  • @KenNaka22
    @KenNaka22 4 роки тому +44

    “If you feel the need to gamble on something, lick a doorknob” bruhhhh😂💀

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 роки тому +21

    I believe Jimmy really go back to yell at gillermo 😂 I love their friendship

  • @James-if7iu
    @James-if7iu 4 роки тому +45

    Kimmel is so under rated as an actual comedian. That man has a cold soul. He keeps us lowkey AF

    • @XxgrogglezxX
      @XxgrogglezxX 4 роки тому

      Right?!!!!! I love this man! And Guillermo ♥️!!!!

  • @keith5070
    @keith5070 4 роки тому +470

    “Closing down casinos is Donald Trumps thing” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shivakadu6475
    @shivakadu6475 4 роки тому +34

    Jimmy : Guillermo you are national tressure.
    Guillermo : I know

  • @lisaksv1750
    @lisaksv1750 4 роки тому +24

    Jimmy, we need a FaceTime with Aunt Chippy! More importantly, please tell your daughter she did a great job on the opening sequence. The graphics and audio are perfect!

  • @DJRage_Official
    @DJRage_Official 4 роки тому +333

    “The DMV which is a disgusting place to go when there’s no virus to worry about” 💀

    • @painfreesunrise
      @painfreesunrise 4 роки тому

      what is the DMV? ( I am not American, this is why I am asking)

    •  4 роки тому +2

      @@painfreesunrise its where you go to apply for or update your drivers license and other state based information such as registering to vote.

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 4 роки тому

      I went there the other day lol

    • @dominiqueantoniabryantfree8290
      @dominiqueantoniabryantfree8290 4 роки тому +3

      @@painfreesunrise I think it's department of motor vehicles

  • @ahiviene3200
    @ahiviene3200 4 роки тому +30

    Jimmy : you're a national treasure, Guillermo : I know😋😂😂

  • @mayboleansy3724
    @mayboleansy3724 4 роки тому +109

    I love how their humor is still the same without the audience! 😂

    • @XxgrogglezxX
      @XxgrogglezxX 4 роки тому +4

      This is why I love them 🥰

    • @Halogamingtm
      @Halogamingtm 4 роки тому

      Taintpuss McGooch so at least you know as well he doesn’t have a chance at
      winning this upcoming election!!!

    • @mayboleansy3724
      @mayboleansy3724 4 роки тому

      And right now, “ You” are the comment villain! Every now and then we need one so thanks for filling in the position! 😂

  • @irohnman2702
    @irohnman2702 4 роки тому +28

    Benji: I woke up at 12:35
    Jimmy: Giggles cuz he woke up late
    Me: Giggles cuz I woke up at 1

  • @frankwall1252
    @frankwall1252 4 роки тому +82

    Jimmy you should do a skit of Matt Damon in quarantine in his waiting room backstage!

  • @3h3d35
    @3h3d35 4 роки тому +145

    “The inside of the car is the best place to scream”😂😂 I felt that

  • @Glumyy
    @Glumyy 4 роки тому +36

    I love how the late night hosts have become vloggers now, please keep doing these even when all this is over :D

  • @user-ts6kg7nd6y
    @user-ts6kg7nd6y 4 роки тому +1

    Gulliermo an jimmy. Always makes my day great guys

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 4 роки тому +239

    I wouldn't mind if the show was like this forever.

  • @astara94
    @astara94 4 роки тому +23

    When he called over the camera to Benji I thought, "This is soo cool." His son is hanging out like, right there while his dad records a segment. This side of them is really awesome to watch.

  • @sanumodr1
    @sanumodr1 4 роки тому +110

    Jimmy is that your daughter voice she brings life in my soul

  • @audioa41
    @audioa41 4 роки тому +2

    “You’re a national treasure we have to keep you safe!” True!

  • @kmata120
    @kmata120 4 роки тому +96

    I have a feeling he was talking about aunt Chippy when he said "members of my own family going to pilates or the DMV yelling at ppl" 🤔😂😂

    • @shari4128
      @shari4128 4 роки тому +1

      YES!

    • @haterzswallowblade
      @haterzswallowblade 4 роки тому +3

      Aunt chippy is capable of doing that.🤣🤣🤣

    • @XxgrogglezxX
      @XxgrogglezxX 4 роки тому +1

      Me too!!!!!

    • @XxgrogglezxX
      @XxgrogglezxX 4 роки тому +2

      @obbygift still must be cautious, but I understand your point.

    • @caryulmer7063
      @caryulmer7063 4 роки тому

      obbygift Probably true😄. We've forgotten that both SARS & MERS were ALSO corona viruses. The fatality rate for SARS was 10%, MERS was 35%. Covid 19 is under 1% for young people & over 3% for high risk groups.

  • @jocelynpierrard3075
    @jocelynpierrard3075 4 роки тому +136

    I think he should keep that intro when he goes back live on air.

    • @erenkuzu
      @erenkuzu 4 роки тому +5

      At least for the first episode, i would love that ❤️

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 роки тому

      Same!! I'm so charmed by it.

    • @lilyvalley5389
      @lilyvalley5389 4 роки тому

      Once at least. I thought the same thing. Great minds think alike. I had jokes in my life, but lost allot of my joy or bubbliness.

  • @automaticactor
    @automaticactor 4 роки тому +28

    The intro and outro were outstanding, big shoutout to the Jimmies daughter 👍👍

  • @heybulldog1589
    @heybulldog1589 4 роки тому +50

    “So finally he’s getting consent..” 😭😂

    • @sergiolopez3965
      @sergiolopez3965 4 роки тому +1

      Rolf That was one of the funniest jokes that had me cracking up.

  • @laguera2h
    @laguera2h 4 роки тому +24

    I love that you and Guillermo are such great team
    "I only drink Monday to Thursday " lol

  • @everything_popculture
    @everything_popculture 4 роки тому +71

    “We have to keep you safe” finally he acknowledges this.

  • @abdulrhmanalhashimi874
    @abdulrhmanalhashimi874 4 роки тому +178

    His daughter’s ending sounds like “ Jimmy Kimmel wife “ lol

  • @emmathomas1353
    @emmathomas1353 4 роки тому +7

    Guillermo's a whole mood

  • @kparker905
    @kparker905 4 роки тому +193

    If there is any making fun of or belittling Guillermo, I'm out

    • @shanewshal
      @shanewshal 4 роки тому +22

      No one does that, and if you do that's a war crime

    • @aristotelesmartins3339
      @aristotelesmartins3339 4 роки тому +5

      No one belittles him

    • @sarahmichell2438
      @sarahmichell2438 4 роки тому +2

      He just as "belittled," as any family member would be. Just to be clear, that means he's treated very well.

  • @candya1040
    @candya1040 4 роки тому +89

    Someone should talk about the people who have to work and can’t stay home due to losing their job.

    • @danielkwan3771
      @danielkwan3771 4 роки тому +8

      Candace Argo Thank you. I work in a distribution center.
      My job has been crazy busy. 10-12hr shift everyday and no days off until further notice.

    • @saulhernandez7277
      @saulhernandez7277 4 роки тому +6

      obbygift Immigrant field workers won’t get any benefits and they still have to show up to work to feed America and their families

    • @TimboCanada
      @TimboCanada 4 роки тому +3

      @@danielkwan3771 I'm not sure what you're distributing - but someone needs it - thank you for working so hard. Please stay safe.

    • @laurenrivera8809
      @laurenrivera8809 4 роки тому +1

      obbygift and there’s the insensitive comment. Congratulations to you

    • @JAHDCypha
      @JAHDCypha 4 роки тому +2

      @@danielkwan3771 i second that bro i work in a huge distribution center here in vegas too..maan i cant stay home bills gotta be paid...FML😒!

  • @waschigardens5981
    @waschigardens5981 4 роки тому +25

    In a world where I can’t go out and socialize, your opening song gives me joy. Totally stuck in my head.

  • @riverios5334
    @riverios5334 4 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Kimmel ur the best. Love and respect!! From Carpinteria Ca

  • @damienb5254
    @damienb5254 4 роки тому +61

    3:43 "maybe its a good time to find a pen pal in prison"
    LMFAOOOOO
    "If you need time away from your family, the inside of your car, I have found, is a great place to scream" Me going out to my car to scream: Jimmy how tf did you get into my car...

    • @E_l_l_i_e
      @E_l_l_i_e 4 роки тому

      Lol. He did not say write to a serial killer in prison. I used to work in a company that donates to a nearby prison. Employees are required to visit minimum security inmates as a community service. Sometimes, we write letters to the prisoners too.

  • @kimmyc2862
    @kimmyc2862 4 роки тому +22

    Hearing Guillermo’s voice in the midst of this craziness is like to make me cry 😢

  • @Appuneneh
    @Appuneneh 4 роки тому +59

    Wow. Jokes without force/background laughter makes a big difference. Here for our mexican friend

  • @hawaiiopihi
    @hawaiiopihi 4 роки тому +1

    Excellent Jimmy! Thank you for the laughs! Makes our hearts feel so good.

  • @volo7
    @volo7 4 роки тому +14

    The quarantine lifestyle is my favorite lifestyle. Been doing it my whole life

  • @prii-licious6104
    @prii-licious6104 4 роки тому +15

    Guillermo eating his snacks HAHA
    Guillermo the best

  • @skepticblvrr
    @skepticblvrr 4 роки тому +43

    The video call feels like what it felt like in middle school FaceTiming friends during summer.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 роки тому +2

      Except with two middle aged men in quarantine.

  • @kristenfeltner6244
    @kristenfeltner6244 4 роки тому +4

    “The inside of your car, i have found is a great place to scream” i agree 🤣