Table News: Court Cases and Color by Numbers
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- Опубліковано 28 кві 2022
- This week in the news, Florida rescinds Disney's special exemption and gerrymanders their new districts, Brooklyn opens it's library to everyone, Kentucky celebrated hillbilly days and thunder over Louisville, Johnny Depp testified, a man set himself on fire, the mask mandate on plans was lifted, Madison Cawthorn looks good in ladies lingerie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene can't remember anything.
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I really enjoy how pretty much everything "good" New York does is actually just an irritated way to further differentiate himself from other states.
that’s who we are. seriously, learn to read
@@mackenziecoleman8103 And now as a Floridian I have to reply with: aww... no. 😉😂
As someone from Upstate...yeah that's still accurate. 😄
As someone from Brooklyn, yeahhhhh what do u expect
@@Wolfman92986 As someone from Central, can back up that's accurate.
Texas and Cali: -being somewhat friends -
Gov: Really? In front of my salad?
I wanna like this comment but it's got 69 likes rn
With craisens?
Florida: "Aww - no"
I love how Ben is so in character for each of these that I genuinely forget it's just one person playing all the states.
I love watching his mail opening videos or others where he is just himself bc you can often see/hear him act/speak like the other state personalities occasionally.😂 Of course since he is actually from Florida that state personality/voice/mannerisms comes out the most. It’s hilarious when he exhibits any of the “typically” Florida mannerisms despite being extremely intelligent & well educated. Reminds me of many people I know in my state of Mississippi who are extremely intelligent & well educated who still occasionally exhibit a state stereotypical behavior/saying which is typically seen as how dumb/uneducated Mississippians or Southerners behave/speak. Despite having almost 5 degrees Im guilty of this myself at times.
me too, especially new york
Always laugh when Alaska scares Florida. Kind of scary if you really think about it. It takes a lot to scare Florida.
i mean i personal scare people and i dont mean to tall big avg man that can sneak very quietly i dont know why ive never been to jail or done any robberys just really good at being quiet with my feet. from alaska this is where i learned to be as quiet as the forest (: so i could hear everything around me
I mean... people in ALaska deal with subzero temps most of the years, bears, moose, caribou, hordes of mosquitos in the summer, and probably a whole bunch more. IF there's anyone crazier than Florida man, it's Alaska man.
It's just that in Alaska the ones who fuck up don't end up in the news, they end up in a casket.
@@gaminginferior7936 That is the PERFECT place and reason to learn to walk quietly! I can get frustrated when I'm walking with another, and their always noisy to me. Makes me wonder though if we hear OURSELVES differently than we hear others? Like, am I REALLY more quiet, or does my brain just take the noise I make and kinda... "turn down the volume"?
I love when New Mexico pops in! Especially with such a simple statement of fact like “I’m actually on fire right now.” My area of the Eastern side of the state has averaged 2 fires per week just this month. We’ve been very lucky to be able to get them contained so that we don’t have the kinds of losses as other areas of the state.
What did the Spanish he spoke mean?
@@lordgameboy1303 I’m not about to get in trouble for posting a translation, but it definitely ain’t nice. I’ll instead suggest entering it into a translation app to get a literal translation, from which you should be able to get a decent idea of the gist. 😂 We have no filter here and since moving here, I have learned so many insults that people where I grew up will never understand.
Wait.. NM is on fire now?
Meanwhile, we have house-shaking winds in CO. Got shoved across the street from it
@@icarusbinns3156 - Oh, we’ve got the winds. That’s part of the spread of the fires and what makes containment so difficult. Yesterday, they had to evacuate a local school because of a wildfire that started as a car fire and spread really fast.
Northeast New Mexico is currently in flames. #NorteñoStrong
The fact that even in the bloopers, they all feel like completely different people
I love the bloopers! You get to see him work on the tonal differences that make the individual characters it's so cool
Flordia knowing exactly what New Mexico said made my day lmao
Love the gov saying "welp you two can't become friends"
😂😂
Lotta [technical glitch]ing in this week’s sketch, Ben! Feeling feisty, are we? 😂
This Comment made my day
This series needs to be at the start of every current events class. You manage to cram so much in!
Man this script was fire! Also you keep your smoldering winks to yourself there California. You're gonna catch something on fire!
This script was New Mexico?!
Does baby shower season ever really end in California?
@@aignemakerofchase to be fair, a sneeze can start a fire in California and I'm from California. You'll see a fire here even when it's raining. Our fires are built different lol.
New York sitting pretty quite during that gerrymandering discussion
@@Ben_Brainard New York tried eliminating four republican districts. Instead, the court will likely create another 3-4. It is very likely that New York ends up with a 14D-12R map after the midterms.
That's because its only ok when liberals do it.
@@charlesevanshughes3638 damn
@@cassondennison8667 The final map came out a few weeks ago, Republicans will easily win 10 seats, and possibly 2 more.
@@charlesevanshughes3638 New York’s turning red? Never thought I’d see the day.
New York, Louisiana and Alaska are a total mood. I love these characters
Best part about Florida finding the Disney paper is they didn't read the part about how if they try and get rid of the special district they have to pay the district 's debt first lol
Debt to who? Florida? The people who built it? How have they not paid that yet?
As a New Mexican. My town hasn’t burned down but might. All my childhood towns have burnt to the ground and I’m honestly so mentally sick from it. Thank you Ben for making me laugh! #NorteñoStrong
How does Florida know the word "dystopian"...? Isn't that a bit - well - off-character? 😉
Every once in a while he says something either extremely intelligent and/or profound. Like Pinky from Pinky & The Brain.
Spark Notes. Pure Floridian Character
If it's related to chaos, then Florida understands it.
@@EireHammer and movie’s
Because he's only pretending to be stupid and crazy to piss everyone off he's actually an evil master mind drug lord
I actually had no idea about the hillbilly festival in Kentucky and I’m a Shriners kid! Thanks for bringing another way to donate to Shriners to attention!
I am loving how accurately you play to the stereotypes. And the regional accents.
Yo! Keep em coming my dude! Once you do a show in CA im totally going!
@@Ben_Brainard Finally! Yay!
@@Ben_Brainard I am coming to your San Jose show! It's an hour and half drive to get there, no biggie. Can't wait!!!
I love the Aww … No and need to incorporate that phrase into my life. Also, not fair with that wink!
Is that gonna affect the tax payers? I dunno probably ... Yep those 2 counties are expecting at least a 20% hike on property taxes
I was telling this to my MIL who lives in one of those counties. She is a fangirl of DeSantis and told me I was wrong. Was under the impression that Disney doesn't pay taxes to Florida. Sent her articles showing how much they paid just last year, an explanation on what the special district actually allows Disney to do (which is not at all what she thought), and how Reedy Creek currently runs on a deficit which will now be transferred to the residents of the two counties. Then I mentioned this move will actually end up saving Disney a ton of money. She got very quiet and hasn't brought it up again.
It's odd to me that no one is mentioning New Mexico pushing new policies for free public college.
Is it ALL public colleges or more just the community/trade ones like (to use examples from PA), Harrisburg Area Community College or Thaddeus Stevens (which tbf is already free to students with financial issues)
@@Heavenlyhounds96 from how I heard it framed they specifically meant that the government of New Mexico was setting aside a budget so citizens can attend community College.
It's part of a new bill called "The New Mexico Oppertunity Scolarship act" To help those working tawords obtaining a training certificate, associates Degree, or Bachelors degree.
@@Heavenlyhounds96 the recent law that was passed is free tuition for all colleges in-state. NM Already had a lottery scholarship system that sort of had the same thing but now it's available for everyone who lives in NM.
YAYYYYYY NEW MEXICO WAS IN THIS ONE!!. No muy listo, el gobierno.
“Aw no”….laughed so hard! 🤣
Man I wish there would be more episodes where Texas and California agree on something
I love how Louisiana is just smarter, less problematic Florida lmao
Honestly as a Louisianian with family in Florida I can tell you it's not that far off when you look at how both states are over all although it's honestly debatable, which one is dumber
@@Angelwitch99 Yeah I'm actually in the same boat lol. We might have shitty schools, but at least we aren't eating faces
@@ghostqueen09 true
my favorite series on youtube at the moment
It always cracks me up when NY has a negative response to FL since my grandparents and every other elder I knew from West Palm south was from NY/NJ as if it was law that they had to retire to FL.
Texas: [gets a bit uppity]
Alaska: You say something, little guy?
Florida: *[BLEEPED!]*
"No one does it better than Texas"
*laughs in Marylander*
Is there anyway Maryland districts can't look they were drawn by a drunk person?
I can’t believe this started off as a parody miniseries
Has- has California *tried* ladies’ underwear👀
Florida straight up said - "Aww. No. " as a Floridian yeah that's about right lmAo
Now I want to go to the New York library!
It's actually a really, really cool one, to boot.
from Alaska...'everytime' Texas comes up... the accuracy of that had me dying! How you know this stuff I have no idea but it's awesome!
0:13 did Texas just say California is right or was that Austin
yes because somethings are bigger than politics
I love your videos bro! They are so original, accurate, and just straight up hilarious. Keep up the good work.
And back to the good ol' chaos. Loved it.
I just wanted to say how much I relate to Alaska's attitude. Just leave me the [Speaks New York] alone LOL
Alaska scaring the fudge out of states ...🤣🤣
Loved it you are absolutely hilarious 3rd time asking are you planning to do countries at the table if so I recommend Britain and France maybe Mexico bc they are kinda parents to most of the states
The. Confusion between Mexico and NM would be great.
@@tarody3953 ya I would love to see everyone get confused
Ok but what if the country of Georgia was at the table...
@@germanyball982 if Mexico and Georgia country show up they might go insane
I need Texas to try to adopt Poland, only to be the one adopted instead (with Illinois welcoming his new adoptive brother)
I love the I have whole master class you can take! 😂
Can't have You 2 being friends (CA &TX) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We love Texas and California friendship
Ben's outtakes and laugh bring me so much joy.
I pretty much get all my news from Ben these days. Him and Philly D of course.
Sup you beautiful bastard! Nice to see a friendly face in these comments 😁
Loved seeing NM! The Spanglish was the cherry on top.
So excellent. Still. Just. So. Excellent.
Thunder over Louisville is awesome 👌
LOL Finally got that Ale8-1 in there for KY. This skit is easily one of your best.
Wait we're on fire?? Shit.
Hi everyone
Hi
This! THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE
If feels weird seeing Texas and California getting along
Honestly, these get better and better. Hope I get to go to your Boston show!
New York: "Learn to read!"
Florida: (Has a literacy rate several percentage points higher than New York's) "Ha, No."
i LOVE the bleep captions. you're the craig ferguson of yt when it comes to cursing LOLOL
This one is dense and i love it!
Awww no! Every episode this gets better!
I always forget you're just one person. Omg I love seeing these
Hi, and love this channel
Also can you give Huston our own personality, separate from the rest of Texas (edit: technically I don’t live in Houston, I live in Pearland (a small city just outside of Houston) but I still consider it part of Houston)
Also also, who do you think would claim five Nights at Freddy’s, since Scott was born here in Texas but the novels, and likely the games as well, take place mostly in Utah
Edit: just wanted to put that despite being born in Florida, raised in Texas, and most of my friends having the chaotic energy of Florida, Somehow I relate most to Alaska
lol i'm a houstonian too and i've always said that louisiana is just cajun florida and houston is louisiana in a cowboy hat. there's definitely some crossover in the swampier gulf coast area
Glad to see that NC made an appearance. Its been awhile.
I literally spent one minute trying to find the difference of Caribbean and the way California said it.
0:55: To be fair, Thunder does look cool. It’ll give your dog PTSD (DON’T bring your dog), but other than that it’s great.
Gawd you are a comic genius! Sooo funny!🤣🤣😄😄👍🏼🥰.... cuz it's all true🤔🥺😫🤪
We need a compilation of the US Government saying Oh my God
Haha 😂 thank you 🙏
Can you welcome South Carolina to the table? I feel like theres a lot of potential for rebelling jokes there.
I feel like Loui reading a book to Florida could be its own video!
I have been watching your The Table playlist at work. and its filled the slow parts of my day for hours. Please do PA more we are a really quirky state. Also you forgot Penhurst State Hospital in PA and West Point, NY for cool Haunted places in the North East. Love your work keeep em coming😅🤣😂😍🤩
Please do more Colorado! Like Boulder! You're awesome!
👏👏👏 art just amazing art
Love you
Cursing in Spanglish! THE way to get past censors.
Now I’m just imagining Ben in the Cali Beenie and glasses in fancy lingerie
Do NJ next!!!
My go-port bus yesterday said that flordia is making some train tracks thatgoes from Orlando International (where we were headed) to disney land to some other theme park to Miami's airport. I actually find it intresting cause my grandparents said that from Ocala to Miami its a 5 hour drive but with the train its gonna be 1 and a half hours to get there.
"Can't let you two be friends" :rofl:
If anyone is wondering, New Mexico roughly said “to the fùcking machine”
😂😂 I always thought of a shredder or meat grinder. 🤷🏽♂️
i was wondering when you were gonna bring up the Depp trial
Me: *google translates "p*nch* c*br*n"*
Me: Oh WOW
At least New York is being represented more
California was so close to having a friend, shame he really burned that bridge before it was even built
"Aww. No." Completely Florida
this episodes a good reminder that gov is the real villain here
I lived in Pikevile Big sandy River!!! Mullins well i’d say high school but it was K thru 12
What NM said at 1:18: “To the machine. Fucking coal.” It might not be right - I used google translate - but that’s the general idea.
I think it's actually "fucking bastard"
@@ryan5936 thank you for getting Hamilton stuck in my head again
Did Florida just say they gonna do redlining in a subtle way?
😂😂😂i love it
Wait, the Pirates of the Carribean joke was backwards. Texas pronounced it the way that British and people from the Carribean pronounce it then California 'corrects' him with the US pronunciation and Texas calls California 'Hermoine Granger'
can you make more "Countries join the table" plz that would be fun
To me it looks like the district that’s going away was gerrymandered. The new one looks more normal. Any more info would be great. Making a district for minorities only is gerrymandering.
Can you do TN at some point plz 🙂
im gonna make a map of the table and show where each state sits in relation to each other
Yo there was a tornado last night.... Yea
-your resident Kansan
Just throwing this out there but is statehouse just not going to continue or was that it?
[technical glitch] Every time! Alaska is going to give a heart attack one day🤣
So is Ryan playing Minnesota when they get introduced? Or did he just write the episode
i think a fun thing for california and texes would be for diffrent personalities/ areas of them to take over for some of the questions
Man
I love how Ben is just so in character
I wish politics was like this