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  • @glados9237
    @glados9237 5 років тому +9822

    When master oogway went "🐢" i felt that

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 років тому +60

      Chip Skylark When master oogway went “🌚” I felt that

    • @christopherhatch1438
      @christopherhatch1438 5 років тому +82

      @@Owbe1 when master oogway went "⚰️" I felt that

    • @dynakinn8315
      @dynakinn8315 5 років тому +31

      When master oogway said 🍂 I felt that

    • @radicallizard5990
      @radicallizard5990 5 років тому +19

      When master oogway said " " I felt that

    • @huntr1506
      @huntr1506 5 років тому +2

      Thanks kyle

  • @colonelcorneliuscornwall5115
    @colonelcorneliuscornwall5115 5 років тому +3123

    No one:
    Racc: My dad beats me when i lose our snapchat streak

    • @wofullotus5469
      @wofullotus5469 5 років тому +5

      andreas rasmussen HOLY SHIT I HAVE THAT AS MY DISCORD PROFILE PICTURE, WTF!?

    • @inasilkcocoon
      @inasilkcocoon 5 років тому +5

      Is that from the Raccoon Mask clips? I saw this on Shower Thoughts by Racc.

    • @loafofpepsi6946
      @loafofpepsi6946 5 років тому +2

      @@inasilkcocoon yeah, I have the clip on my phone for some reason

    • @sidneyvogel
      @sidneyvogel 5 років тому +1

      Hello my fellow pinguin

    • @misadventure5216
      @misadventure5216 5 років тому

      I need that on a T-shirt

  • @cosmicgarbage9919
    @cosmicgarbage9919 5 років тому +4152

    "uploaded six seconds ago"
    i refuse to believe youtube is actually that efficient

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 5 років тому +6

      Cosmic Garbage OOF

    • @losloesung
      @losloesung 5 років тому +4

      I didnt even noticed that mine said "uploaded 42 seconds ago"

    • @roe2391
      @roe2391 5 років тому +1

      Mine says uploaded 7 minutes ago. Am i too late?

    • @losloesung
      @losloesung 5 років тому

      @@roe2391 Yes, you are too Late...

    • @akarfr
      @akarfr 5 років тому +1

      Mine said it was uploaded 51 seconds ago

  • @iKozmic
    @iKozmic 5 років тому +2892

    When he said stark naked I immediately thought of Tony Stark naked

  • @bazz931
    @bazz931 5 років тому +2962

    We need a zuckles figurine that just looks like cracked out Smeagol smoking a blunt

    • @garrettdavila236
      @garrettdavila236 5 років тому +13

      This comment doesnt have enough likes

    • @bilbo_swaggins4202
      @bilbo_swaggins4202 5 років тому +28

      As if Smeagol doesn’t look cracked out enough 🤣

    • @ShadeTavish
      @ShadeTavish 5 років тому +9

      So a Zuckles figurine?

    • @hnns3379
      @hnns3379 5 років тому +3

      that sounds insane :o

    • @wujotejo6421
      @wujotejo6421 5 років тому +1

      Yeah i fuckin need this lmao

  • @Pauyll
    @Pauyll 5 років тому +1451

    2:37 Fitz:"WhAAT?"
    The voices in my head:"You never played Tuber Simulator??"

  • @LobbyCat1
    @LobbyCat1 5 років тому +3780

    LMAO the Pewdiepie intro to the sponsorship, amazing Fitz

    • @jvos8948
      @jvos8948 5 років тому +17

      Vat?

    • @karu7982
      @karu7982 5 років тому +54

      *Waaat?* in swenglish

    • @seasalt9780
      @seasalt9780 5 років тому +18

      I love it so much! It threw me off at first, since that is not Fitz’s video format.

    • @shivanshlolayekar9668
      @shivanshlolayekar9668 5 років тому +5

      @@karu7982 swastralia

    • @KingFrederik1309
      @KingFrederik1309 5 років тому +3

      @@karu7982 Hva?

  • @ehlerdoh7383
    @ehlerdoh7383 5 років тому +2803

    " Master Ooway got me feeling some type of ways " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lanroke9353
    @lanroke9353 5 років тому +2232

    Fitz: 2:36
    9 year olds: *I GOT THAT REFERENCE*

    • @rafaelcruz1539
      @rafaelcruz1539 5 років тому +18

      Lanroke clearly you got it

    • @juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137
      @juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137 5 років тому +18

      Does That Mean You're A 9 Year Old?
      Pls Also Tell Me The Reference I Didn't Get It :(

    • @vishawnjarvismaximoff3355
      @vishawnjarvismaximoff3355 5 років тому +38

      @@juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137 woot you never played tube simulator

    • @thercar9792
      @thercar9792 5 років тому +16

      @@juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137 you know its fun, right?

    • @velimattivirtanen6437
      @velimattivirtanen6437 5 років тому +1

      @@juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137 Im not suposed to give my opinion

  • @tomkrulz8600
    @tomkrulz8600 5 років тому +575

    "offensive shower thoughts"
    *He's really getting into Racc's brain*

    • @swangle_
      @swangle_ 5 років тому +1

      racc = fitz

  • @Krizzy
    @Krizzy 5 років тому +702

    Someone: says something
    Alina: uncontrollable laughter

    • @aaronsmith7143
      @aaronsmith7143 5 років тому +41

      Someone: says extremely shitty joke/pun
      Racc: dying laughing

    • @Shreper
      @Shreper 5 років тому +6

      Thats cute

    • @Martin-ph9gw
      @Martin-ph9gw 5 років тому +37

      She has very little input to the video I would prefer someone that's entertaining like Ainsley instead of a gamer girl laughing and making a comment about a joke every once in a . I don't think she's once made her own joke in any of the video's I've seen her in and very rarely continues a joke that's ongoing

    • @PixlPlayer
      @PixlPlayer 5 років тому +5

      Mcrtin Ainsley isn’t a real person

    • @morbid3366
      @morbid3366 5 років тому +9

      @@PixlPlayer No but he still better than her tbh also her laugh is pretty annoying

  • @stinkyratman
    @stinkyratman 5 років тому +4553

    Whaaaat ? You've never played TuberSimulat- ah wait wrong ad ?

  • @jaime2992
    @jaime2992 5 років тому +3712

    No one:
    Not even Logan Paul:
    Fitz:
    -2 9/11 jokes
    -3 gay jokes
    -says N word with no black man in sight
    -self advertising
    All in one upload
    ....meanwhile Swagger makes a cult

    • @loctite417
      @loctite417 5 років тому +48

      Cursed video but at least the title isnt clickbait.

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 5 років тому +39

      @@jacobdarity8484 r/whoosh

    • @JaviGis
      @JaviGis 5 років тому +23

      @@jacobdarity8484 I am assuming you either don't have any gay friends or you are very young, because that comment only can come from an actual stupid person.

    • @Shikuretto746
      @Shikuretto746 5 років тому +5

      @@jacobdarity8484 I mean the gay part is fact no need to point it out lmao

    • @hemis1861
      @hemis1861 5 років тому +1

      @@jacobdarity8484 FUCKIN' LIBTARDS BROOO YOU TELL THEM!

  • @hichirokaze
    @hichirokaze 5 років тому +673

    Fits: WHAAAT??
    me: brain.exe has stopped working

  • @Ghostii_
    @Ghostii_ 5 років тому +780

    Fitz: Whaaaaaaaaaaat
    Me: You never played tu... HEY WAIT A MINUTE

  • @Rbcca-ku3xl
    @Rbcca-ku3xl 5 років тому +2992

    9:06 did u just make a 911 joke about ur dad's birthday or is it just me
    I'll get him a plane

  • @ravenkilmer7490
    @ravenkilmer7490 5 років тому +310

    "Master oogway got me feelin sum typa way"
    ~Raccooneggs 2019

  • @artision8964
    @artision8964 5 років тому +904

    Rac: I did not like cars 2, too many cars
    *Ad appears abt cars*

    • @inasilkcocoon
      @inasilkcocoon 5 років тому +8

      **Picture of Racc inside a Car appears next to the Ad**
      Subtitle: See this man? Last seen: Cars 2

    • @johncurtis118
      @johncurtis118 5 років тому +2

      Loli Rorikon Shut it you fucking role playing trash.

    • @bln.5579
      @bln.5579 5 років тому +2

      @@johncurtis118 shut the fuck up you actual fermenting meme

    • @RiptideUrBadLol
      @RiptideUrBadLol 5 років тому

      @@johncurtis118 big chungus in September? This is a new lvl of no

  • @not_milo
    @not_milo 5 років тому +374

    1:35 I prefer the real Master Oogway
    1:39 I said the real Master Oogway
    1:43 Perfection

  • @allicia7429
    @allicia7429 5 років тому +982

    Fitz’ swedish accent was so accurate i’m laughing sm 😂

    • @daeksaeks5204
      @daeksaeks5204 4 роки тому +8

      How does this have 300 likes and no replies?

    • @allicia7429
      @allicia7429 4 роки тому +4

      @@daeksaeks5204 no clue but i'll go with it-

    • @Dan-xj6oy
      @Dan-xj6oy 4 роки тому +2

      @@allicia7429 oh im 11 months late

    • @theace7952
      @theace7952 4 роки тому +4

      When in the video was his Swedish accent?

    • @daeksaeks5204
      @daeksaeks5204 4 роки тому +1

      The Acer during the youtooz part

  • @spursfan2142
    @spursfan2142 5 років тому +374

    I knew that Gloria Borger is still alive!

    • @OmegaPixelFox
      @OmegaPixelFox 5 років тому +1

      Spursfan 214 transferred bodies

  • @blu_no1z
    @blu_no1z 5 років тому +5332

    Fitz: copies Pewdiepie for a meme
    Everyone: Wait, that's illegal

    • @Tortuguinful
      @Tortuguinful 5 років тому +151

      Fitz: copies Pewds sellout
      Pewds: WHAT?!

    • @Jennymaresca
      @Jennymaresca 5 років тому +39

      I cringed so hard my testys busted

    • @CabbageLoaf143
      @CabbageLoaf143 5 років тому +24

      That was Poppy Gloria how could you mix that up they look nothing alike

    • @ak2000_
      @ak2000_ 5 років тому +10

      Fitz x pewdiepie
      Yahhhhhh

    • @GoChargersGo808
      @GoChargersGo808 5 років тому +1

      666 likes

  • @ElZappa
    @ElZappa 5 років тому +6797

    Yesterday is history,
    Tomorrow is a mystery,
    Today is a gift, that's why it's called 'present'.
    Wise words of a wise turtle.

    • @Becky-li3bh
      @Becky-li3bh 5 років тому +173

      Last 7 days were so tiring, that's why we call it a "weak".

    • @rail5575
      @rail5575 5 років тому +10

      missed a few words but it doesn't matter to the message

    • @Clubchampion1
      @Clubchampion1 5 років тому +1

      ZeTaaT the best turtle in history I watched the Movie 2 days ago

    • @johnathanwick2039
      @johnathanwick2039 5 років тому +8

      Was he turtle or tortoise?

    • @Josh-rm4dj
      @Josh-rm4dj 5 років тому +1

      The family circus

  • @pauliemoly2288
    @pauliemoly2288 5 років тому +256

    Fact. Oogway is actually a pinyin for turtle in chinese, its actually how we pronounce turtles. Oogway

    • @bossmaster7677
      @bossmaster7677 5 років тому +19

      So his name is just "master turtle"

    • @AbyssalSword
      @AbyssalSword 5 років тому

      FYI a fact can be false too

    • @basicallyjason8111
      @basicallyjason8111 5 років тому +8

      Kill The Killer it’s true tho, I’m chinese
      It’s actually “Wu gui”, but “Oogway” looks more appealing and also sounds pretty similar

    • @mr.clowny6322
      @mr.clowny6322 5 років тому

      ikr

    • @tinahulse4144
      @tinahulse4144 5 років тому

      Pon ton soo pee paw lin.

  • @redacted_unknown
    @redacted_unknown 5 років тому +704

    2:37 Wooott!? You’ve never played tuber simulator?

    • @juniorgomez8878
      @juniorgomez8878 5 років тому +25

      I tought i was watching pewdiepie for a minute 💀

    • @sadeedehsan5513
      @sadeedehsan5513 5 років тому +9

      You know it’s fun right?

    • @shroomy3540
      @shroomy3540 5 років тому +9

      TUBER SIMULATOR IS RELEVANT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tybo6376
      @tybo6376 5 років тому

      Hello?

    • @sadeedehsan5513
      @sadeedehsan5513 5 років тому

      Annnnnd they ruined it

  • @Shayssaga
    @Shayssaga 5 років тому +1616

    "A-a pewdiepie reference????????" -Me, trying to get ready and then hearin the tuber simulator music

    • @potat0a1m26
      @potat0a1m26 5 років тому +2

      Lol ikr

    • @mihnea7550
      @mihnea7550 5 років тому +5

      Whaaat?

    • @amazingamer360
      @amazingamer360 5 років тому +15

      2:36 The voice, the beard, and the Tuber Simulator music makes a reference to Pewds

    • @gavinfair7683
      @gavinfair7683 5 років тому +3

      WHAAAT!? YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR!

    • @sageg58
      @sageg58 5 років тому

      I was waiting for the bridge word

  • @williamhicks2457
    @williamhicks2457 5 років тому +403

    Fitz: WHaaAT
    me: guess whos getting a shoutout next week in lwaiy

    • @michaelkm8555
      @michaelkm8555 5 років тому +1

      LWIAY (last week I asked you)
      u said lwaiy (last week asked I you)

    • @liebrat
      @liebrat 5 років тому +1

      William Hicks he can’t cause of the media

    • @ruairidhmccreadie572
      @ruairidhmccreadie572 5 років тому +2

      @@michaelkm8555 I'm sorry did you just correct somebody's grammar on the internet? That takes balls man, I salute you.

    • @michaelkm8555
      @michaelkm8555 5 років тому +1

      @@ruairidhmccreadie572 I genuinely can't tell if ur being sarcastic or genuinely complimenting I'm leaning towards sarcasm if so didn't mean to come off as condescending. Was just correcting him.u don't need to be so salty bout small things as comments.

    • @ruairidhmccreadie572
      @ruairidhmccreadie572 5 років тому +1

      @@michaelkm8555 No I was just pissing about. My comment had no meaning behind it tbh but it did make me chuckle to myself so I do now consider myself to be a comedian lmao. Please don't take it personally (you've never met me so why should my opinion matter anyway?) it was really just a joke for myself and anybody else who might have stumbled upon it. :)

  • @washam250
    @washam250 2 роки тому +12

    Almost 2023 and I'm still watching these masterpieces. Thank you so much for doing this beautiful content Fitz and company!

  • @kanou7473
    @kanou7473 5 років тому +740

    YO WAS THAT AD A PEWDIEPIE REFERENCE? *IM SOLD BABY LETS GOOO*

    • @polyvore05
      @polyvore05 5 років тому +10

      Katou Megumi best girl I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE!!!

    • @mirosruiz5511
      @mirosruiz5511 5 років тому +3

      WHAAATTT?!?!

    • @ryusenpai6295
      @ryusenpai6295 5 років тому +2

      @@vicesdnb YOU KNOW IT'S FUN RIGHT?

    • @reaper9534
      @reaper9534 5 років тому

      that lets go omg LETS GOOO

  • @Danaldinho007
    @Danaldinho007 5 років тому +128

    When you're tryna distract everyone from your bald head by growing a beard

    • @grayling5072
      @grayling5072 5 років тому

      Danaldinho wooooooot? U have never heard of this

  • @saadyantpujari1294
    @saadyantpujari1294 5 років тому +260

    *Fitz comes out with a beard and says "whaaat"*
    Me- brain.exe has stopped working

    • @chlo0oe
      @chlo0oe 5 років тому

      saadyant pujari sameee

    • @its_storme
      @its_storme 5 років тому +2

      He looks great tho!

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 4 роки тому +83

    “Like it’s an AC adapter...”
    Oddly specific.

  • @ima31banana26
    @ima31banana26 5 років тому +402

    2:37 *WHAT, YOU NEVER HEARD OF TUBER SIMULATOR?*

  • @tate392
    @tate392 5 років тому +625

    They should have made the swagger figure have a removable helmet and underneath its the chain link head piece

    • @jinuchang9375
      @jinuchang9375 5 років тому +25

      Bruh that would make the figurine 30 more dollars

    • @tate392
      @tate392 5 років тому +7

      @@jinuchang9375 okay?

    • @Spvcedrifta
      @Spvcedrifta 5 років тому +1

      @@jinuchang9375 nah more like a 100 #sellout

    • @bruh-mx2hf
      @bruh-mx2hf 5 років тому +5

      That would be not fair unless they decreased the height a lil bit

    • @NLSNcs
      @NLSNcs 5 років тому +2

      @@Spvcedrifta Ngl m8 piss poor take u got

  • @sirkelendor5429
    @sirkelendor5429 5 років тому +223

    With every day i start thinking more and more that racc is actually callmecarson

    • @OtakyP
      @OtakyP 5 років тому

      why?

    • @raidiar2021
      @raidiar2021 5 років тому +10

      They are separate being Carson is ethereal while racc is demonic

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 5 років тому

      @@OtakyP they sound the same

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 5 років тому +1

      @@raidiar2021 i mean yeah

    • @J.Ran559
      @J.Ran559 5 років тому

      Racc has a deeper voice than Carson but they talk the same

  • @tayla3095
    @tayla3095 5 років тому +696

    "Gay and Straight in the same person"
    Me: So bi??

    • @luxo8274
      @luxo8274 5 років тому +38

      bye

    • @qwizdivide861
      @qwizdivide861 5 років тому +11

      Lgbtqrstuv head ass

    • @toniodejimi3905
      @toniodejimi3905 5 років тому +3

      bi and pan when u think about it

    • @fastdogekid
      @fastdogekid 5 років тому +12

      @@toniodejimi3905 isn't pan just bi with a different name?

    • @toniodejimi3905
      @toniodejimi3905 5 років тому +11

      Narwhal look that’s a whole ass debate but basically
      Bi is having the choice of not liking certain genders or identities (is not being attracted to trans ppl)
      Pan is you not caring, or you liking every gender identification.
      (if u disagree just say “I disagree” this is a whole ass debate within the LGBTQ+ community and I’m not trying to start a war).

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 5 років тому +266

    Those figurines are pretty cool, but there's a glaring inaccuracy
    The SwaggerSouls one is too tall

    • @MrDecade124
      @MrDecade124 5 років тому +7

      Nah man, Fitz's just too short

    • @crabmane3710
      @crabmane3710 5 років тому +2

      AND FITZ ISNT A BALD PRICK

  • @calebbowers4014
    @calebbowers4014 5 років тому +795

    Can’t wait for him to upload on his second channel, it’s called “Fitz” right?

    • @umyeah971
      @umyeah971 5 років тому +8

      It just his outtakes right?

    • @Lxthargy
      @Lxthargy 5 років тому +2

      This is the second channel ESS EM HAYCH. MY HEAD.
      GOD DAMN. HOOOOOH!

    • @Bappster420
      @Bappster420 5 років тому +1

      i think so, im not sure!

    • @Bappster420
      @Bappster420 5 років тому +1

      @@umyeah971 not really anymore

    • @youcefharbi2868
      @youcefharbi2868 5 років тому +2

      @@Lxthargy r/whooosh

  • @theotherjosh1641
    @theotherjosh1641 5 років тому +409

    Fitz: *uploads main channel video after two months*
    Me: 3:53

  • @panzerpanic7260
    @panzerpanic7260 5 років тому +20

    1:30 Those are the best drawings I have ever seen.

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 5 років тому +112

    "I didn't like Cars 2, too many cars"
    just wait till he sees Cars 3

  • @jacobbeaudway2258
    @jacobbeaudway2258 5 років тому +962

    No cap, Fitz’s beard got me feelin some type of way 🥴

    • @seandight2542
      @seandight2542 5 років тому +8

      Jacob Beaudway weird vibe throughout the vid because his beard

    • @nickshiland608
      @nickshiland608 5 років тому +14

      No cap, fitz is bald. With cap, fitz doesn’t look bald.

    • @10dollajnac
      @10dollajnac 5 років тому +4

      Nick Shiland stfu

    • @exgn0cksgames214
      @exgn0cksgames214 5 років тому +9

      That emoji makes me incredibly uncomfortable

    • @yazmenrush9718
      @yazmenrush9718 5 років тому

      Same

  • @rainbowsequinedfannypack
    @rainbowsequinedfannypack 5 років тому +516

    5:29 “7.8 out of 10, too many cars.”

  • @LukeIsBig05
    @LukeIsBig05 4 роки тому +486

    My dad died in 911.....
    He was a great pilot.

    • @prodbyepaa
      @prodbyepaa 4 роки тому +4

      My name is and isn’t Bob DAMMMMNNNN 😂

    • @nedriley6991
      @nedriley6991 4 роки тому +1

      Moe L.
      Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fag9073
      @fag9073 4 роки тому +13

      Old ass joke

    • @pulse5215
      @pulse5215 4 роки тому

      shit

    • @jennydoris50
      @jennydoris50 4 роки тому +2

      obviously not if he hit a building

  • @jess-io4ip
    @jess-io4ip 5 років тому +85

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    JC:...bArbEd aSshOle-

  • @vibin1553
    @vibin1553 5 років тому +152

    Everyone: WhAt ArE yOu On?!?!?
    RACC: huh?

    • @mrdiamond2157
      @mrdiamond2157 5 років тому

      Jeanine Law Racc: what am i not on? A Guy that’s what

  • @peyton4706
    @peyton4706 5 років тому +387

    Damn Fitz with a beard got me feeling some type of way 🙄

  • @DJGANG-zj3wb
    @DJGANG-zj3wb 5 років тому +25

    Fitz: Makes 911 joke
    His fan base: Incredible Job👏

    • @Blaidd_1401
      @Blaidd_1401 5 років тому

      D.J GANG It’s a rather funny fanbase

    • @DJGANG-zj3wb
      @DJGANG-zj3wb 5 років тому

      Emperor Kensei yup

    • @larsheikewiikmarthinsen9420
      @larsheikewiikmarthinsen9420 5 років тому +1

      @@DJGANG-zj3wb Any other UA-camr that makes a 911 joke is screwed. Family friendly channels are going downhill the moment they say it.

  • @danielsame2074
    @danielsame2074 5 років тому +187

    Swagger's figurine isnt realistic, he cant be the same height as you

    • @daviddory9999
      @daviddory9999 5 років тому +2

      danielsame no... the helmet is just a good 2 feet tall. It’s a illusion

  • @devonclark2795
    @devonclark2795 5 років тому +150

    I love how the scenes they deleted are #4 on trending for gaming

  • @pearoliciouslp899
    @pearoliciouslp899 5 років тому +575

    FITZ...fitz wtf man
    where's the wii music?

  • @earthbornplays3853
    @earthbornplays3853 3 роки тому +15

    Alternative title: “Fitz babysits Racc, JC, and sometimes Alina when she decides to participate”

  • @strawberry4656
    @strawberry4656 5 років тому +278

    I think Rac and JC are becoming my two favourite. They're both so funny. I hope more videos have them both.

    • @bananacheese4391
      @bananacheese4391 5 років тому +1

      RANDOMKIDzZ Racc has been going through a rough time. If you want to catch him and JC check out JC’s streams on twitch on mondays wednesdays and Friday’s

    • @ryanli5954
      @ryanli5954 5 років тому

      They have a podcast together called “Homie talk”

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 5 років тому

      Why wasn't I aware of this... Goddamn it me.
      By having a rough time are you referring to the immense demonitisation issues he's been dealing with or has shit hit the fan in more ways for him?

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 5 років тому +1

      @@kronksstronkstonks6360 I remember an episode of the Misfits podcast mentioned that Racc was ranting on Twitter about struggling to get content.

    • @steverogers1569
      @steverogers1569 2 роки тому +2

      :(

  • @cityismyengland6384
    @cityismyengland6384 5 років тому +128

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Zuckles robbed the click house

    • @AlexOxygen
      @AlexOxygen 5 років тому

      Oh fuck I think he got me too

    • @Rurekable
      @Rurekable 5 років тому +2

      And was driving the van after few beers

  • @mistrybroadbent6326
    @mistrybroadbent6326 5 років тому +278

    “I did not like cars 2 ..... too many cars...” - rac 2019 😂😂

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 років тому

      Main reason why I hate lion king. Too many lions.

    • @treezen522
      @treezen522 5 років тому

      Oh my god both of you, just what did you expect XD

    • @glendapuzon6717
      @glendapuzon6717 5 років тому

      @@oH_._ main reason I did not like minions, their's too much yellow minions

    • @onniitkonen3119
      @onniitkonen3119 5 років тому +1

      @@oH_._ Main reason why I hate gangs. Too much black people

    • @novo2648
      @novo2648 5 років тому +2

      Saint X okay then and this is what we call a step over a line

  • @sophiahagerty4827
    @sophiahagerty4827 3 роки тому +1

    JC: “Barbed asshole” *immediately apologizes before anyone can even respond*

  • @Hyp140
    @Hyp140 5 років тому +449

    Actually when avengers killed thanos in endgame i felt bad for him tf 😂

    • @silly-un6032
      @silly-un6032 5 років тому +2

      HypnozikRL you felt bad for a guy who killed billions of living species across the universe without remorse?

    • @nestormunoz7511
      @nestormunoz7511 5 років тому +5

      HE LITERALLY KILLED HALF OF EVERY LIVING CREATURE lmaoooo but yeah no I felt bad too for some reason

    • @khalid-io3dy
      @khalid-io3dy 5 років тому +26

      @@silly-un6032 it ain't much
      But it's honest work

    • @silly-un6032
      @silly-un6032 5 років тому +1

      Nestor Munoz you forget he killed people way before the snap

    • @chasew518
      @chasew518 5 років тому +2

      What if there was like an endangered species and there was only 2 of them

  • @Raijuo
    @Raijuo 5 років тому +157

    Fitz- “I’m not supposed to give my opinion”
    Me- “yeah because you’re a strong entitled woman know your place maid”

    • @dust6355
      @dust6355 5 років тому +1

      I’m lost

    • @Raijuo
      @Raijuo 5 років тому

      Get it...women are maids and are supposed to be in the...kitchen...

  • @TJ-kj9ki
    @TJ-kj9ki 5 років тому +71

    Fitz be looking like end-of-career Macaulay Culkin with that beard

    • @dramawind
      @dramawind 5 років тому +2

      I always thought fitz looks like if pennywise from IT lost his job as a clown and was depressed

  • @crimzonsaiyan
    @crimzonsaiyan 5 років тому +18

    At 10:01 I literally spit water everywhere. This is just too hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @glanaras4133
      @glanaras4133 5 років тому +2

      What's her dad calling her ?

    • @grass2556
      @grass2556 5 років тому +2

      @@glanaras4133 That's a question not even the forerunners could answer

    • @Deadly_virus
      @Deadly_virus 3 роки тому

      @@glanaras4133 nigga

  • @BelleUmbra
    @BelleUmbra 5 років тому +528

    now you too can get a figure of your favorite youtuber, such as
    Racist Aurora Borealis
    Jock Souls
    and Gay for Pay

    • @gh05tb0yz
      @gh05tb0yz 5 років тому +19

      is it bad that’s it’s so easy for me to tell who gay for pay is XD

    • @sixsicksheep-d6u
      @sixsicksheep-d6u 5 років тому +6

      @@gh05tb0yz Nope, I'm sure most people can too💀

    • @lancecuellar9588
      @lancecuellar9588 5 років тому +7

      It’s kinda funny because Toby doesn’t really take mean comments literally and he just laughs about it
      Well at least that I know of

    • @gray1313
      @gray1313 5 років тому +2

      Rider Umbra true xD

  • @caiwitt5456
    @caiwitt5456 5 років тому +59

    That *WHAT??* bit caught me off guard, I love it

  • @flemes9615
    @flemes9615 5 років тому +538

    Fitz talking about the figurines: they're gonna sell out really quickly
    Me: wow... they're just like you guys

  • @TheRussianSmurf
    @TheRussianSmurf 5 років тому +20

    10:00 I cant stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @rugpulla
    @rugpulla 5 років тому +794

    Not embarrassed to say that SwaggerSouls’s voice turns me on

    • @nibbpeen
      @nibbpeen 5 років тому +4

      😳🤤🤪😔🤙

    • @jordynrequena3637
      @jordynrequena3637 5 років тому +3

      🅱️ that voice is pure beauty

    • @e0z048
      @e0z048 5 років тому +3

      TMI

    • @240hzGaming
      @240hzGaming 5 років тому

      Swaggersouls is shit

    • @fredb375
      @fredb375 5 років тому +16

      except he wasnt in this video whatsoever.

  • @G3no0
    @G3no0 5 років тому +648

    “Go watch that scene now “
    Me: ok
    *Watches the scene of oogway*
    Also me: i learned nothing but a panda learning karate moves

    • @ori4042
      @ori4042 5 років тому +1

      “Karate” xd

    • @francisdimaano2350
      @francisdimaano2350 5 років тому

      1OneDelicacy kartana!

    • @debido4195
      @debido4195 5 років тому

      69 likes
      nice

    • @loganreidy4858
      @loganreidy4858 5 років тому +1

      i watched the entire movie and its now 3:30 in the morning :P

    • @medicsoff
      @medicsoff 5 років тому +3

      @@loganreidy4858 fucking madlad

  • @rambakbabi9945
    @rambakbabi9945 5 років тому +58

    If the figure is Ainsley, that wold be dope

  • @bambampewpew32
    @bambampewpew32 5 років тому +10

    8:27 uhhh.. anyone else hear someone enjoying that AC adapter? Lmao

  • @Adammorrow779
    @Adammorrow779 5 років тому +59

    JC is underrated AF. Dude cracks me up

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 5 років тому +4

      Idk why people don't like him. He's the same as Zuckles, he just doesn't have that over the top accent

    • @papanathan5932
      @papanathan5932 5 років тому +1

      @@regularusername5516 hes nothing like zucc dont really like jc just doesnt get sarcasm i love racc though

    • @antikisu1676
      @antikisu1676 5 років тому

      JC is great. He's the only reason I have Twitch

  • @aSceene
    @aSceene 5 років тому +345

    Swagger: **uploads a VR video**
    Me: ooh yes-
    Also Fitz: **uploads this**
    Me: _OOF_

  • @luggitheak9754
    @luggitheak9754 5 років тому +91

    On fitz dads birthday. 9/11 happend.
    what an epic birthday gift!

  • @francogomez9575
    @francogomez9575 4 роки тому +8

    Master oohway really hit “ctrl-alt-delete” on himself

  • @srdjanpustai3210
    @srdjanpustai3210 5 років тому +61

    I really liked the transitions between bits in this video, just made the video more enjoyable.

  • @stormtrooperboss9721
    @stormtrooperboss9721 5 років тому +293

    2:36 he is acting like pewdiepie 😂 his voice imitation got me good
    Edit: Lol this has more likes than I have subscribers

    • @egirl_issues
      @egirl_issues 5 років тому +11

      And we didn't know that?

    • @stormtrooperboss9721
      @stormtrooperboss9721 5 років тому +8

      Gecko some people don’t watch him like uncultured swines

    • @justinward2327
      @justinward2327 5 років тому +2

      He even used the music from pewds game

    • @egirl_issues
      @egirl_issues 5 років тому +3

      @@stormtrooperboss9721 yeah anyone that uncultured deserves to not get the joke.

    • @Nightwing_Meh
      @Nightwing_Meh 5 років тому

      Who's pewdiepie

  • @wholesometea2218
    @wholesometea2218 5 років тому +61

    He’s making up for the lack of hair on his head by growing a beard

  • @finnconnery6160
    @finnconnery6160 5 років тому +10

    6:53.... That was too accurate 🤣

  • @yaboiguy7843
    @yaboiguy7843 5 років тому +90

    4:43 For some reason I perfectly understand what he meant. It was horrific but also a magnificent sight

  • @Samsantha
    @Samsantha 5 років тому +280

    welcome back to "JC carries the video part 3"

    • @bosha6654
      @bosha6654 5 років тому +29

      i feel like racc and fitz made all the jokes and jc just gave them situations

    • @collinbrown9233
      @collinbrown9233 5 років тому +1

      ThatSamSause This is how Fitz is popular. He always tries to bring in new people to give him and the established crew a good set up for jokes

    • @alysondra
      @alysondra 5 років тому +1

      ThatSamSause if you watch jc's streams he's honestly hardly making jokes unless he's with a friend. its mostly wholesome.

    • @DP-yn4er
      @DP-yn4er 5 років тому +1

      Every time Fitz or race makes a wrong statement on purpose to be funny jc says “you fucking idiot” or something along those lines and corrects them. The irony flies over his head and tbh wasn’t that enjoyable

    • @bigboil8033
      @bigboil8033 5 років тому

      Mitten Slap exactly he was ruining all the ironic jokes

  • @coreya2001
    @coreya2001 5 років тому +55

    My man thanos was just making a salad. Poor guy got his head cut off.

  • @shlongbongchewy
    @shlongbongchewy Рік тому +1

    When i do something irl that i think is cringe i just rewatch this youtooz ad and i feel better.

  • @splodddy
    @splodddy 5 років тому +33

    the pewdiepie intro to the sponsor, amazing lol

  • @shnok4946
    @shnok4946 5 років тому +21

    Pewds new beard looking fresh. Way better than the old one

  • @havardahl8835
    @havardahl8835 5 років тому +48

    Nothing
    Fitz: OMG THATS EPIC

    • @RedHex138
      @RedHex138 5 років тому

      Don't you mean Ali-A?

    • @CH-fg8nk
      @CH-fg8nk 5 років тому

      No no no, it’s ‘OMG THATS GANGSTA’

  • @user-wy3le4wc6n
    @user-wy3le4wc6n 4 роки тому +1

    2:42 the way you move here, got me laughing ALOT!!

  • @acethefiredragon8525
    @acethefiredragon8525 5 років тому +85

    2020 every ad starts with “Waat, you’ve never [instert product] before?”

    • @CODEDNATOR
      @CODEDNATOR 5 років тому +4

      I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS *^*

    • @detroit9654
      @detroit9654 5 років тому +2

      Waat, you've never Lipton tea before?

    • @henrylim9370
      @henrylim9370 5 років тому

      whaaaaaat? You haven't used durex before?

    • @silverrey7379
      @silverrey7379 5 років тому

      @@henrylim9370 it really fits your name

  • @ArchieWright
    @ArchieWright 5 років тому +85

    Who else like lowkey nuts when they see the notification of him uploading he he ;)

    • @mariscion2124
      @mariscion2124 5 років тому +3

      Did you turn into michael jackson

    • @ArchieWright
      @ArchieWright 5 років тому

      Marisa HE HE ;))

    • @mariscion2124
      @mariscion2124 5 років тому +1

      @@ArchieWright So this is what the church signs meant by "He is risen"

  • @umumgiey8062
    @umumgiey8062 5 років тому +63

    This video is in loving memory of Master Oogway

  • @paradiseuwu5558
    @paradiseuwu5558 5 років тому +3

    Damn I remember this guy when he was 200k I love how he blew it up proud of you man keep up the good work love the vids

  • @raphinhojr
    @raphinhojr 5 років тому +126

    fitz:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
    me: when did i click on pewd's video?

  • @mogsierra5515
    @mogsierra5515 5 років тому +61

    Fitz: *announces the figurines*
    Me: OMG guys, this is so epic!

  • @spicybae3267
    @spicybae3267 5 років тому +49

    Shower thoughts
    *some people brain storm*
    *i brain blizzard*

  • @fockque4664
    @fockque4664 5 років тому +32

    “ I’m really exited to spread my man yogurt across the cubical”
    Me: *eating yogurt* “DISGUSTING”😂😂😂

  • @darkusofthelawl1098
    @darkusofthelawl1098 5 років тому +52

    Why is their only 3 collectibles?
    WHERES THE ZUCKLES ACTION FIGURE

    • @scepticaltaco_2768
      @scepticaltaco_2768 5 років тому +1

      Zuckles is my dad, I mean favorite

    • @pizzaroles8254
      @pizzaroles8254 5 років тому +8

      Plot twist! When u take off swagger helmet it's Zuckles

    • @olicaig
      @olicaig 5 років тому

      They said on the pod that jay and mason and prob matt’s figures will be out soon

  • @RushLite
    @RushLite 5 років тому +39

    Doing elephant tranquilizers with the bois

  • @vancewannebo9463
    @vancewannebo9463 5 років тому +230

    Condom: 99% efficiency
    1% : I’m about to end this mans whole career
    Edit: Holy shit I have 235 likes 😂

  • @aamirhamja1118
    @aamirhamja1118 5 років тому +23

    Fitz: Whaaaaatt
    Me: yOu'Ve NeVeR pLaYeD tUbEr SiMuLaToR

  • @tilly5922
    @tilly5922 5 років тому +13

    3:07 now i've got a feeling they're gonna sell out pretty quickly
    wow they really are life-like!!!

  • @miggs6791
    @miggs6791 5 років тому +14

    “It’s just a picture of pro Jared”
    I lost it there 😂😂😂🤣

  • @daveycatoe8154
    @daveycatoe8154 5 років тому +35

    8:37 OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LMFAO