Matteo Lane - Every Ghost Show
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- November 20th we release my brand new special here on UA-cam!
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Okay but queer eye for the dead guy would be a great title for a funeral service spin off
Oh. My. Gawd.
Ask a (Gay) Mortician!
Omg not to make a pun on accident but I’m
Dead😂
😂😂😂😂
Best comment 😂. And if you want to be cremated you can opt for the flaming gay crematorium
Yes. I love that title.
My favorite part is his obsession with 3 am. Yeah, sure. Ghosts not only know what time it is in the middle of the night but are aware of and follow time zones and Daylight Saving Time.
3-4 am is known as the witching hour and the quietest time of night
@@Moriendii but..which 3 am? Standard or daylight savings? Eastern or pacific? 😂
@@R.M.3.14 depends on where they are. they are people so they follow people rules
Reading this at 3 am 😂
@@Moriendii it's blatantly false. Daylight saving time and time zones didn't even exist when these ghosts were alive. They wouldn't know anything about it and good many wouldn't have spoken English either.
“Well of course he’s haunting you, look what you’re wearing” 😂😂😂😂
Gold!!!
0:48 im crying of laughter 😂
I'm so glad UA-cam suggested this dude to me. I've been binging videos of him for the past hour
Aaaahaha saaaaame, I can’t stop 😂❤
SAME😂
Same here...love him so much! I've been laughing for a week straight!
Me too!
Check out his shorts. Italian Nonna one is a favorite I watch anytime I’m feeling down 🤣
"at least it's there" lmaoooo
I KNOOOOOOW ahahahahha!
His thing with shouting and holding the mic away effect is hilarious ah
you can tell he used to be a singer lol
and he does it very effortlessly
@@caseyhamm4292he still is! He works it into a lot of his sets
This guy could literally insult and roast the shit out of me and i wouldn't be upset at all 🤣
Omg lol same
Because it is called comedy, not cancel culture ...
@@mypronounismom1056 Tried to be clever?
The way he pronounces "Zack" is like a dog vomiting on a carpet 😂😭
"Zuearrhk"
this is entirely too accurate a description lmfao
💀
Oml he’s so good looking, he does the art, the cooking and the comedy. Like stop leave some of the talents for the rest of us and hurry up and get a show 🥰
🙊 Speaking of his talent, Matteo studied and sang opera, oil painting, and speaks (besides English) Spanish, Italian, French. I'm inpressed
@@blu48 I remember seeing him on Laff Tracks and the first thing I heard out of his mouth was some opera song lol. I was blown away though, his voice is just amazing 😊
Also I'd heard him speaking Spanish in one of his acts. I had no idea he even knew Spanish, then he mentioned he was half-Mexican, which I also did not know lol
@@blu48 He speaks German too and cooks.
he fixes cars, he plays guitar, and he can sing. he is so hot! he's wicked sweet
1:46 - "at least it's there", hilarious icing on a hilarious cake of a joke.
I feel like Matteo is about to blow up and I'm so happy to see it ❤️❤️
Has he not blown up already? I would say he is EXTREMELY popular.
@@t-mac1236 he's on the rise but he is still widely unknown
Agreed. If he's playing at the Cellar, it's a good sign. Shultz did it and got a Netflix special!
He is funny and I enjoyed his vids. But, he is a gay comedian. I'm gay myself and find him funny. But he's not a great comedian. His whole act is about gay this and gay that. I enjoy Patton Oswalt and Jim Norton and Bert Kersicher, because they have bits about EVERYTHING. They do a set and will run through a million different topics. But Matteo, you know it's going to be about him being gay. It's funny, but it's notthing I haven't heard from a dozen other gay comics. That's why he won't blow up or be in the league with the greats.
For a second I thought you meant LITERALLY blow up lol
Love this guy. Perfect comic timing.
Exactly what I said!
I cannot understand why he's not getting a netflix special. He's brilliant!!
friend of mine worked at that museum and apparently the peggy doll was obsessed with him so they always made him give that part of the tour so the ghost would speak through the spirit box. he hated it lmao
"people have said things have followed them home"
"well it better not be you"
🤣🤣🤣
Recently had a friend come visit, we both love cheesy ghost hunting shows. The running joke of the week was randomly butchering Zach's name. "I'm Zach Baglebites..."
What bout the episode where they were at the Rams Horn Inn? It was some inn in Britain and the owner said he was being attacked by an incubus. I'm like, "Ok....male owner appeared on male demons grinder...." and when the Ghost Adventures crew asked another guy bout it, the guy gave false info (or was just plain stupid) bout how incubi and succubi are the same entity, but it can shift genders (like be a succubus and drain the life force from men before changing into an incubus and implanting the seed into a human female). Zak tried the whole night to confront the incubus and try to get it to do whatever and I'm screaming/laughing at the TV "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! INCUBI ARE JUST MALES!!!! YOU'RE WANTING TO BANG A MALE SEX DEMON!!!!!!!"
do you listen to ATWWD podcast? That's the nickname for him on the show, too, and i haven't called him Bagans since then lol
@@bella-mccord I'm subscribed to it but haven't listened yet. Now I feel like I have to lol
I watched Matteo do an hour of just crowd work the other night and he was so quick! It’s was terrific. So I’m back for more.
I know this guy is good because I played him for my son and he laughed - he never laughs at anything Mom recommends!
My wife watches TONS of these ghost hunting shows. This was spot on. I can’t stop laughing.
As do I! Except ghost adventures. So true!
Matteo is soooo good on stage. Can't get enough of his comedy.
“Well of course he’s haunting you, look what you’re wearing”
I AM DEAD (Literally. I am a ghost writing this comment from my ghost texting device that we all totally have)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So naturally talented with his hilarious observations.
And adorable too. 😊
I stopped watching ghost shows for fun when during one episode(don't remember the shows name) they were visiting some lady who said she found something buried in her backyard of her newly bought house. It was shoe box with a dead bird, a candle, and dried flowers. She claimed the previous owner left it there to curse the next owner. It literally could not have been more obvious than someones dead pet bird they buried because they probably didn't want to throw away their beloved pet.
I kinda want to see queer eye for the dead guy..
I want to see Karamo make ghosts cry and Antoni’s there and he’s crying too but that’s just what he does and Bobby’s bonding with the ghosts of women over religious persecution
We all do, Christopher. We all do. 😔
@@dewilew2137 I go by Chris, but its short for Christina..
Lol me too! 😄
I've never seen the original _Queer Eye_ show, but I love the premise he had set up, just hilarious 😁
My favorite thing ever on a ghost show was years ago when I saw a random ghost show where they were looking for a ghost and a face appeared in some cellar or something and this alleged spirit face looked just like one of the team members. He was even wearing glasses. For the life of me, I cannot remember that show name. Man, I wish I could. I was like "wtf kinda bullshit are they trying to pull?"
Omg this is so hilarious!! The glasses!! I would absolutely love to see this. If you remember, could you please reply to this and let me know? I appreciate it so much! 🤗
Lmfao. The videos of these so called ghost hunters right here on UA-cam are hilarious. Especially when they say things like “I didn’t see this when I took the video, but it was in the playback” and put a red circle on the video, showing nothing.
It’s all bullshit. Look up Dr. James Randi.
19 seasons of men screaming like girls and running away 😆 I love Matteo. Recommended to me 2 days ago and I’ve binge watched all of his videos. Hurry up and post a new one I’m having withdrawals here 🤕😁
He is the representation we need. Truly.
“Peggy’s got nothing on the gays” 😅 💯
My son and I joke about ghost shows all the time...lol "You hear that?" (Fart) "You smell that?" "Smells like a ghost to me!" lol Good stuff!
You crack me the f up 😂😂😭 your voices are incredible, too, man you are a master of your craft
A friend was arrested for shoplifting from Pier One. I was like, "Did you need wicker that bad?"
Adorably funny...I can't get enough Matto...totally hilarious. 😉❤
i CANNOT wait for your special to hit! its gonna be so good
Living grandparents can't text, but a 150-year-old ghost suddenly can.
My sister linking this to me counts as her Christmas present
The gift that keeps on giving lol
I also just discovered Mateo and am loving all his material. He’s great!!
I was worried by the title that Mateo would impugn the good people of The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) who made the show Ghost Hunters several years before Zack made Ghost Adventures. As plumbers, they are more qualified to identify the random noises home heating systems make that people think are ghosts.
Lmao same! Jason was awesome
That show was great! Zac is not.
This guy is awesome. Perfect timing.
I love ghost adventures though 🤣
Same here hahah!
Oh me too. It's a really guilty pleasure of mine.
Me too, but not the same without Nik.
your mic control is so damn good!
The dancing stick figure shit makes me howl!
i will be laughing at "Queer Eye For The Dead Guy" for at LEAST a week!
One of the funniest comedians ive ever watched. So real and down to earth and being gay just adds a whole other dimension to his whole routine. And great crowd work too. Hoping to see him live someday. 👍
I broke up with her in the yarn section, better then in floral (lots of glass) or wooden crafts (lots of sharp hard stabby objects. Over all, yarn, best option 🤣
YOU are the cure for depression!!! I cannot not laugh when listening to you! Thank you♥
omg.... "at least it's there" got me🤣😂🤣😂.... i think i love you🤩😍😘😁🤣
Joan Rivers would have loved him…I do. ❤️
Need a blog of you visiting *Zacks* haunted museum now 🤣🤣
Few comedians make me laugh as hard or as consistently as Matteo. I am so grateful I stumbled onto some of his UA-cam shorts!
Your pauses are PERFECT!! Amazing work Matteo!
I'm so happy you posted the long version ❤️
I remember being in an episode of Ghost Adventures, and how much of a tool Zak was then and how he is still now.
What was the episode called?
You just went from Zero to Hero into my favorite comedian list of all time. Everything is on point. and I'm laughing my ass off for an hour now.
“…at least its there!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely love this guy, he's soooo hilarious.
*I would be so down to watch Matteo Lane’s “Queer Eye for the Dead Guy.” 100%* 😂😂😂
Felt this one in my bones... I still love the show 😭
Lol me too girl. Zak is BAE 😍
I know there's some other shows like it but this one held my interest, even if certain parts of the show scare the living shit out of me lol
I live in one of the cities that they visited. St. Augustine and the Castillo de San Marcos haunted fort.
Living for this. Thanks for the laughter.
OMG! I love you! So glad YT suggested you. I need more of your comedy in my life!
Man, I hope you get to Austin one day. I'd love to see a live show.
So glad people are finding matteo he’s mazin’
“Mom…Dad….I’m going into demonology😌” 😂😂😂
Mateo has the best delivery and such perfect timing!
5 perfect minutes of comedy. As usual.
Matteo has really good timing. Especially for such a young comic.
0:57 That belly laugh in the back of the room.
“It CANNOT be technology exclusive to the Travel Channel.” 🤣😆🤣
I LOVE ghost adventures! Best laugh out loud show on television.
I love the smoker lady voice, impression game on point XD
I think I need to see Queer eye for the dead guy 😂😂😂😂
Just brilliant! Adore you!
"Peggy's got nothing on the gays!"😂❤
That demonology joke slaps
We need more Matteo content!!! Can’t get enough of this guy! 🥰😆
Everyone take a shot! He mentioned Michael's!
-People have said things follow them home
-we’ll that better not be you
😂😂😂
Another person who understands the true value of Ghost Adventures. 🎉
I LOVE THIS
I would love to see Queer Eye for the Dead Guy!!!!!
Jack osbourne took that advice to heart. He know has a podcast with his dad mom and sister 😂😂
"We don't need a Queer Eye For the Dead Guy"
Waiiiit...don't we?? I've literally never thought of it before, but now that he mentions it...maybe?
"At lest it's there." bahahahah
I absolutely love the show ghost adventures and the reason why I watch it is a combination because it is spooky but also because they do a really good job mixing in comedic moments as well. It’s the same reason why I also really love mountain monsters. I don’t care if they don’t find anything, it’s entertaining
Zak is a whacko! This is fabulous
“At least it’s there” 😂
More full shows, please! Absolutely hilarious.
Im so excited for your special tomorrow!!’
25 seasons, and I don’t recall Zak once referring to himself as a demonologist.
It’s comedy dear.
My husband and I refer to Zac Bagans as "Douche Bagans." 🤣
Sitcom coming soon. This guy has “IT”. Zero doubt!!!
Hilarious as usual.
“I need to see Queer Eye For The Dead Guy” gurrrrrrl I’m dead 💀
💙 ya Matteo
Thanks Matteo. I needed a laugh!
genious
Watched one video, and instantly subscribed. You are absolutely hilarious. UA-cam algorithm has been fire lately!!!
Jack + Kat are actually really interesting in their shows.
I read the title and assumed that this bit was about the band, Ghost, and their live shows. I mean, it would have been cool, but I was confused as to who your audience would have to be in order to tell jokes about Ghost, and NOT have the jokes fall flat. Most people would have no idea what you were talking about.
I said all of that to say this; a bit about ghost hunting shows makes a lot more sense, and has a more broad appeal. 😅
0:30
"Just tell him to go home and film his dad!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Of course is haunting look what you're wearing 😆😆🤣🤣can't stop laughing 😂
"Winnie the Pooh cake pan" I was deceased
Hey....just discovered this guy this week. Crazy and so funny; Go on Matteo...come to our famous gay party in Brussels. a few thousand of great and funny
guys.