Matteo Lane on His Amazing No Sex Date in Italy with a Guy Named Giuseppe

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @EricBarryComedy
    @EricBarryComedy 2 роки тому +2215

    Nicely done, Matteo! He performed on a tiny bar show I ran many years ago and was so inanely funny. Super happy for his well-deserved success.

    • @melnovit2775
      @melnovit2775 2 роки тому

      Inanely means stupid. What'sa wrong wit u?

    • @TJ-rx4zl
      @TJ-rx4zl 2 роки тому +1

      Let me guess. He did the deli worker joke there too. I’ve heard it on everything I’ve watched of his. Don’t get me started on the Disney characters.

    • @EricBarryComedy
      @EricBarryComedy 2 роки тому +7

      @@LarsOfMars. No, he was insanely funny. So proud of that show.

    • @EricBarryComedy
      @EricBarryComedy 2 роки тому +5

      @@LarsOfMars. Hah, didn't see that. Wrote the comment on my phone plus I'm dyslexic.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 роки тому +1

      @@TJ-rx4zl Ok.

  • @casamzam
    @casamzam 2 роки тому +420

    I took my girlfriend to one of his shows when we started dating and we have been calling each other [Italian accent] ~gaeyyy~ as a joke ever since. Going strong for three years and going to see him in Philly in 2023. Thanks Matteo!

    • @fureyize
      @fureyize Рік тому +1

      Yeah, we don’t really pronounce it like that.

    • @casamzam
      @casamzam Рік тому +7

      Whoa crazy news, someone should tell the guy who speaks Italian and makes jokes about being Italian this brand new info, stat.

    • @fureyize
      @fureyize Рік тому +1

      @Dan Ran who’s we?

    • @fureyize
      @fureyize Рік тому

      @Dan Ran well, you’re wrong smart boy.

    • @brachadan6648
      @brachadan6648 Рік тому +2

      @@fureyize you do! ;-) i was also confused in the beginning....actually i am still confused, when my italian friend speaks, if he is talking about guys or gays :-) and whats really funny, is that when i talk about guys, some of his Italian friends, who can not speak English, they think I am talking about gays, so afterwards they were shocked,when girls came...

  • @Bella-mo2zj
    @Bella-mo2zj 2 роки тому +415

    Matteo is a national treasure. So glad to see him on late night!!

    • @sade4993
      @sade4993 2 роки тому +6

      *international Seen him twice in London - we're also here for this!! 🙌🏾

  • @sineadmchugh4234
    @sineadmchugh4234 2 роки тому +450

    I love Matteo, he's hilarious and that date really does sound perfect!

  • @missshellybeach
    @missshellybeach 2 роки тому +508

    Matteo needs his own Netflix special!!!!

    • @jodimyers410
      @jodimyers410 Рік тому +4

      Agreed!!! BOB NETFLICK ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!!!

    • @WobbledWeenus
      @WobbledWeenus Рік тому +1

      I would watch it IMMEDIATELY
      I’m also looking forward to Taylor Tomlinsons next special
      I couldn’t decide between either of them

    • @christiantagliaferro4123
      @christiantagliaferro4123 Рік тому +1

      Thay said No to him

  • @christianurena510
    @christianurena510 2 роки тому +1234

    The "I was Lizzie McGuire" almost made me chocke on my coffee

  • @rcstann
    @rcstann 2 роки тому +1853

    06:30 "I studied German, then remembered I was Jewish ."
    I love Chelsea's humor

    • @enrc0gastaldi
      @enrc0gastaldi 2 роки тому +17

      that's sad

    • @noone9472
      @noone9472 2 роки тому +3

      That one sent me

    • @annacartesfernandez2501
      @annacartesfernandez2501 2 роки тому +54

      Actually that was the most ignorant thing I've heard in a long time.

    • @DarkAurora2002
      @DarkAurora2002 2 роки тому +8

      @@annacartesfernandez2501 She's actually half German. Her dad is Jewish and her mother is German

    • @ExidusElectric
      @ExidusElectric 2 роки тому +1

      @@DarkAurora2002 the best part is the fact that your dad being Jewish doesn't make you Jewish. It's passed matrilineally. So, yeah... Ignorant.

  • @smallpercentage
    @smallpercentage 2 роки тому +253

    How? How is he single? Sparks are coming out of my brain as it short circuits. Brains, wit, looks, charm, and a career... the man is a total package.

    • @____-pb1lg
      @____-pb1lg 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr, like where do i sign up

    • @charleneo1934
      @charleneo1934 2 роки тому +10

      Genuinely you need to ask nick (youtube when they go to olive garden)

    • @juliana_f_c
      @juliana_f_c 2 роки тому +33

      He probably travels a lot, must be hard on relationships

    • @pedroalgo3990
      @pedroalgo3990 2 роки тому +13

      maybe hes only into hooking up.

    • @boogermaiden
      @boogermaiden 2 роки тому +4

      He is!!!! Give him his husband!!!

  • @GaemerJosh
    @GaemerJosh 2 роки тому +939

    Matteo is such a funny comedian. Doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes 😉🤣😍

    • @ker_possible
      @ker_possible 2 роки тому +4

      You must be guy then.🤣

    • @jeriolsen336
      @jeriolsen336 2 роки тому +20

      I think he's adorable, but I'm a grandma, so the way I view people is always from that perspective.

    • @Crazdor
      @Crazdor 2 роки тому +26

      @@jeriolsen336 I think he's adorable, too!
      But I'm 27, so I kinda doubt you want to know the details of my perspective :)

    • @jeriolsen336
      @jeriolsen336 2 роки тому +6

      @@Crazdor
      I could probably guess pretty close! 🤣

    • @tulipo6907
      @tulipo6907 2 роки тому

      Really.

  • @ktkrogstad
    @ktkrogstad 2 роки тому +40

    When he said he spoke 4 and a half languages, my first thought was, "ok, so he speaks English fluently, Italian mostly fluently, a couple others where he can get by in a casual conversation with basic vocabulary, and like 100 words in German..." but then he started fully rattling off sentences in German and I was like OKAAAAYY!! This guy is for real! 👏👏👏👏 Respect!!

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 Рік тому +4

      I’m pretty sure the 4 languages are English, Italian, Spanish, and French

  • @BKDAYZ
    @BKDAYZ 2 роки тому +111

    Matteo is soooo funny. A natural comedian.

  • @emanuelflores6771
    @emanuelflores6771 2 роки тому +1740

    Chelsea needs her own talk show again. We need her back on late night

    • @RobbyRockaholic
      @RobbyRockaholic 2 роки тому +39

      Yes I. Saw it live she is soo professional seeing her work in person she taped two shows back to back one of them being Justin Bieber I was entranced just by how she went from camera to camera and did these long monologues without having to reset then doing open format conversation back and forth she’s great

    • @jaguar4120
      @jaguar4120 2 роки тому +39

      No thanks. Her time was up and still is! 🙄

    • @AldoMartnez
      @AldoMartnez 2 роки тому +23

      Don't think so, there is a reason she did not have one anymore (after more than one oportunities)

    • @alextube1101
      @alextube1101 2 роки тому +5

      Yup she should have moved to network tv from E! Channel

    • @lt880
      @lt880 2 роки тому +6

      She is tired and over it sweetie. She did it for decades

  • @magallanesohana1323
    @magallanesohana1323 2 роки тому +81

    Mateo is such a great person and funny comedian, great interview

  • @nabsmad
    @nabsmad 2 роки тому +78

    I am so happy to see Matteo on Jimmy Kimmel live with Chelsea. Love his comedy and voice. You movin on up boo!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @MalvinaDeClares
    @MalvinaDeClares 2 роки тому +58

    I've followed Matteo's stuff forever!! I really want him to make it! So excited to see him get the fame he deserves!

  • @KevinTorres091
    @KevinTorres091 Рік тому +22

    I absolutely LOVE Matteo! So glad to see him on late night! He deserves all the success! 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @addiatmeikokusuma8058
    @addiatmeikokusuma8058 2 роки тому +190

    This guy is so underrated..He is so funny..I hope he will get a big gig like Billy Eichner one day

  • @ciram9082
    @ciram9082 2 роки тому +228

    Omg Potato Lane made it to a talk show?!
    That's amazing! I love him.

  • @johnorodriguez8434
    @johnorodriguez8434 2 роки тому +215

    Glad to see Mateo doing things. His podcast is just as funny.

  • @indicababy
    @indicababy 2 роки тому +55

    How cool is it that Matteo's on JKL! Of course Chelsea would make it happen!

  • @psicologiajoseh
    @psicologiajoseh Рік тому +12

    This guy deserves even more! So glad for him.

  • @jodimyers410
    @jodimyers410 Рік тому +7

    I LOOOOOVE that he got this exposure! I’m anxiously awaiting the next UA-cam special and can’t wait for him to be in my area bc I will DEFINITELY be at that show!!

  • @troyritchiemusic
    @troyritchiemusic Рік тому +14

    This guy deserves all the success in the world.

  • @augustaamendola4727
    @augustaamendola4727 2 роки тому +44

    I adore him, I'm so glad he was on the show!

  • @poolebrandon1
    @poolebrandon1 2 роки тому +73

    Seriously, how could you not love Matteo Lane?

    • @mikeklimczak9600
      @mikeklimczak9600 2 роки тому +7

      Went to high school with him. He was very homophobic back then towards me and my friends. It's very interesting how he's a bigger flamer than all of us now. Glad he finally admitted to himself who he was/is.

  • @vasilikonstan
    @vasilikonstan 2 роки тому +10

    He is my favorite! So great to see him getting some good exposure!

  • @nurseaylla
    @nurseaylla 2 роки тому +22

    He’s so funny!! I recently found out about him and he’s become my favorite comedian of the year, hope to see more content of him on his channel soon

  • @yurmomsaccount
    @yurmomsaccount 2 роки тому +20

    He's HILARIOUS. I love him so much.

  • @wjbt3
    @wjbt3 2 роки тому +57

    I've seen his stand-up before, and Matteo is hilarious!

  • @mikebee1030
    @mikebee1030 2 роки тому +161

    Give this man a sitcom already!

  • @itsfinemoon4017
    @itsfinemoon4017 2 роки тому +16

    Matteo on Taste Buds was one of their top 3 episodes, always so funny and charming.

  • @dayjay9714
    @dayjay9714 2 роки тому +73

    Hell yea Mateo!!! Proud to see his climb amazing. I can’t wait for the rest of the world to see his gifts he is a dime

  • @georgep7815
    @georgep7815 Рік тому +4

    Mateo is ADORABLE!

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions Рік тому +26

    His date actually sounds adorable. Cute, charming and funny! And a traditional Italian. 😁😁

  • @ABlueDahlia
    @ABlueDahlia 2 роки тому +8

    He's absolutely lovely. How has someone not scooped him up?!

    • @akmediascope
      @akmediascope 2 роки тому

      He deserves a great love in his life ❤️ to sweep him off his feet. . . A most fantastic man of many talents. 👏 it will be someone exceptional

  • @AndreaAvila78
    @AndreaAvila78 2 роки тому +31

    I love him ❤️! He's so smart!!!

  • @ejofla9521
    @ejofla9521 2 роки тому +6

    Cute interview. Chelsea is just such a cool, smart and funny interviewer.

  • @johniii8147
    @johniii8147 2 роки тому +17

    This guy is hilarious. Saw him in NYC not long ago and he was amazing.

  • @brihmendiola4347
    @brihmendiola4347 Рік тому +7

    He is a breath of fresh air!😂😂😂

  • @Fran28.
    @Fran28. Рік тому +10

    I'm so glad it was Chelsea who did this interview with Matteo...they are hysterical together...LOL 😂😂

  • @lysareneep.8028
    @lysareneep.8028 7 місяців тому +1

    Matteo is HILARIOUS!!! We need more, more, more of him!!!!!!

  • @erinchilds4028
    @erinchilds4028 Рік тому +3

    Agree. Matteo IS a delight!

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Рік тому +5

    Very happy to see this up and coming start receive the attention he deserves. Very funny comedian.

  • @roxannegallego3384
    @roxannegallego3384 2 роки тому +9

    Long time Inside the Closet listener, I’m so proud of him. 🖤

  • @hihi-ho5tl
    @hihi-ho5tl 2 роки тому +37

    Netflix needs to give him a special

  • @QueenCassTheLast
    @QueenCassTheLast 2 роки тому +8

    I LOVE Matteo, great job honey! I'm so happy you are on a late night show! I am going to binge his channel ASAP

  • @tannerhamilton204
    @tannerhamilton204 2 роки тому +4

    This was perfect!! I love it! Can’t can’t can’t wait to see you in Miami!
    The day day after I take my state final to become a firefighter.

  • @geocape7060
    @geocape7060 2 роки тому +5

    Love this guy. He's quick and funny.

  • @elizabethharttley4073
    @elizabethharttley4073 2 роки тому +6

    Matteo is funny and I'm thrilled he's getting exposure 😄

  • @andmyAlex
    @andmyAlex Рік тому +2

    Chelsea & Matteo are a perfect combination! I would love to see them do a travel show 😂

  • @finchcarvingadiamond
    @finchcarvingadiamond 2 роки тому +15

    I love that Chelsea could match his stories 🤣 cute

  • @Paulxl
    @Paulxl 2 роки тому +7

    Matteo is just incredibly funny and incredibly handsome.

  • @aletheac3400
    @aletheac3400 2 роки тому +7

    When is the Netflix special happening?! Can't wait for one!

  • @dustinhusted3584
    @dustinhusted3584 Рік тому +1

    Maria Callas is my favorite too! I love your tattoo !

  • @youloveanthony
    @youloveanthony 2 роки тому +6

    Love me some Mateo! I just wanna give him a big hug lol

  • @badfortherep
    @badfortherep 2 роки тому +15

    I miss Chelsea Handler on late night talk shows, we need her back.

  • @stephenshields2384
    @stephenshields2384 2 роки тому +7

    He is so cute 😻

  • @august1763
    @august1763 Рік тому +2

    I cannot tell you how often I still get "This Is What Dreams Are Made Of" stuck in my head, even now as an adult. It's the damndest thing. It's just etched into my brain for all of eternity🤣 That &"Supernova Girl".

  • @thedaddude8952
    @thedaddude8952 2 роки тому +9

    I threw my back out laughing so hard at his bit about the naked Go Go Boy (look it up)

  • @renatawarec
    @renatawarec 2 роки тому +4

    That's why I go on UA-cam to catch Matteo & Alginon. My two favorites

  • @djs2356
    @djs2356 2 роки тому +10

    Matteo needs his own show!!!!!!!!!

  • @Ducky_logan
    @Ducky_logan Рік тому +2

    Such a great guest!

  • @gcruz983
    @gcruz983 2 роки тому +3

    Love his track pants.

  • @abigailhannah3421
    @abigailhannah3421 2 роки тому +4

    This man is precious 😍

  • @markinnyc6050
    @markinnyc6050 2 роки тому +5

    Best interview ever!! ❤️❤️

  • @doe4638
    @doe4638 2 роки тому +1

    I enjoyed this interview so much. I forgot it was an interview

  • @onlycanbeoneofme
    @onlycanbeoneofme 2 роки тому +9

    Love Matteo so funny!!

  • @CHAD-fr4hh
    @CHAD-fr4hh 2 роки тому +10

    Straight man here. I love this dude so much lmaooo💀😭😭🤭
    He cracks me up. I follow him on instagram too!

    • @whatwhat678
      @whatwhat678 2 роки тому +2

      I’m straight too .. really.

    • @CHAD-fr4hh
      @CHAD-fr4hh 2 роки тому

      @@whatwhat678 Mmmmhmm 🤨

  • @TP-xy2ms
    @TP-xy2ms 2 роки тому +7

    Okay, I have seen him many times and I didn’t find him funny before, but this video has changed my mind completely. He’s a cutie and I like him.

  • @DliciousFilms
    @DliciousFilms 2 роки тому +4

    Loooove you Mateo!!! So glad to see you doin your thang 🙏🏽❤️

  • @tonyguse
    @tonyguse 2 роки тому +22

    Omg the Britney impression really sent me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rai_S82
      @Rai_S82 2 роки тому

      You should hear his Liza Minelli!!

  • @stickinug
    @stickinug 2 роки тому +3

    Matteo is so insanely talented

  • @keepMicol
    @keepMicol 2 роки тому +6

    Please Matteo, come back in Italy and let us join your show! In Milan we do have Starbucks, it's not so popular but it exists, so...

  • @BrianWardPhoto
    @BrianWardPhoto 2 роки тому +42

    I’ve loved Matteo Lane since hearing him on Keith and The Girl over the last bunch of years. Hilarious 🙌

  • @tiagodossantos1793
    @tiagodossantos1793 2 роки тому +24

    Love Matteo. Love Chelsea. Someone get them a talk show. Stat!

  • @pattiderosamusic3292
    @pattiderosamusic3292 2 роки тому +3

    Ciao Matteo. Saluti da Italia! Adoro Francesco de Carlo!

  • @user-kt9ir6bo8z
    @user-kt9ir6bo8z Рік тому +3

    My new favorite comedian!😆👏👏👏

  • @Dhassp
    @Dhassp 2 роки тому +79

    She apparently never heard german songs, it is an utterly beautiful language

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 2 роки тому +16

      it really isn't I'm sorry to say

    • @BEE-oz7yd
      @BEE-oz7yd 2 роки тому +8

      🎼Neunundneunzig🎶 Luftballons!🎵🎵🎵

    • @jenatlax
      @jenatlax 2 роки тому +4

      @@cocolime6496 No, it can be. I can still sing a love song in German that I learned in college. It was lovely.

    • @Snufaay
      @Snufaay Рік тому +3

      I dont understand the argument about the german songs, I feel like the German language was not made for singing at all. I say german can be an utterly beautiful language if you understand it well enough to read and understand German poetry. Just the meaning that the language can bring across can be so beautiful, but it will never be a nice sounding language

    • @natanielcostard
      @natanielcostard Рік тому +7

      ​@@Snufaay "German was not made for singing " *destroys hundreds of years of some of the most beautiful songs ever written by humans*

  • @Ms.Laterholmes5253
    @Ms.Laterholmes5253 2 роки тому +3

    Love love love him so much. And I love when you were singing opera around the tree when you were little thank you Chelsea

  • @wopalongcassidy
    @wopalongcassidy 2 роки тому +12

    Got a new comedian on my list. He slays.

  • @catherineamodeo867
    @catherineamodeo867 2 роки тому +3

    Absolutely love him and his humour

  • @kennielsen3896
    @kennielsen3896 2 роки тому +10

    LOL. In mid 1990's had similar experience in Roma. full day tour on a vespa. later 4 of us went to movies in a 1970's fiat 500 with driver smoking, on cell phone and arguing with the other 2 passengers on that huge traffic circle near the colosseum. I speak spanish, but able to understand Italian. But I was the one who went to the island (Ischia) where they all called me twice a day to see when I'm coming back to Rome. So much fun.

  • @alliscott2326
    @alliscott2326 2 роки тому +4

    SLAAAYYYYY work Matteo!!!!

  • @ClaudioMastroianni
    @ClaudioMastroianni 2 роки тому +16

    Hi, I'm italian and I can assure you that in Italy too if you a random date with a mostly anonymous guy and you DON'T end up having sex is because he wasn't that much into you. Phisically.

    • @claudiam2474
      @claudiam2474 2 роки тому +1

      Sono quasi saltata quando ho letto sto commento (vero tral altro), abbiamo quasi lo stesso nome, oddio!

    • @YangBalanceYin
      @YangBalanceYin 2 роки тому +5

      Which is interesting because I think he's stunning. Then again, there are beautiful people all over Italy. I would definitely be turned off by his... very extra (stereotypical) personality.

    • @ClaudioMastroianni
      @ClaudioMastroianni 2 роки тому +4

      @@YangBalanceYin well, Matteo - and everyone else - has the right to have any type of personality he wants to have :) And I'm not saying that he's not stunning, just that... maybe his date what so not into him. But another one could have been ;)

    • @YangBalanceYin
      @YangBalanceYin 2 роки тому

      @@ClaudioMastroianni didn't say anything about rights ;) He can be however he wants, I'm just not into it. I also didn't mean to imply anything about you specifically, only that I'd be surprised someone wouldn't find him attractive.

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions 2 роки тому

      Probably like in any other country. :)

  • @kingayy9267
    @kingayy9267 Рік тому

    5:05 "When you hear 'potato,' that's when you stop writing on the cup" and his C3PO impression were hilarious.

  • @joseriver6683
    @joseriver6683 2 роки тому +4

    He is the best !!!❤😊

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 2 роки тому +5

    Matteo is HILARIOUS

  • @TheAllBlue139
    @TheAllBlue139 Рік тому +1

    I pressed like, then watched the video. He is awesome💗

  • @Justine-ut8ho
    @Justine-ut8ho 2 роки тому +5

    Matteo Lane is the absolute next SuperStar. So funny!!!

  • @diannecantu1551
    @diannecantu1551 2 роки тому +4

    He's such a sweet heart Matteo Lane

  • @joeyokpako8990
    @joeyokpako8990 2 роки тому +2

    He's so smart, funny and cute. I like! 😁
    Perfecto! ❤️

  • @kellybobchin8112
    @kellybobchin8112 Рік тому +1

    I’m obsessed with Matteo…..he’s HYSTERICAL

  • @Gaeilgeoir
    @Gaeilgeoir Рік тому +6

    Matteo needs his own show! I can't believe HBO turned him down - the fools!

  • @Jamlovino
    @Jamlovino 2 роки тому +4

    Love this ❤❤

  • @mtteo99
    @mtteo99 Рік тому +1

    He said Gæy in perfect Milan accent it's so funny😭😭

  • @segrivas2015
    @segrivas2015 2 роки тому +4

    I love you Matteo Lane !

  • @pablopalma8019
    @pablopalma8019 2 роки тому +5

    I love this guy. He's so funny.

  • @dereklwashington1132
    @dereklwashington1132 2 роки тому +5

    He is adorable

  • @claussiasun6571
    @claussiasun6571 2 роки тому +4

    The voice, the pace, even the looks of this host reminds me of the great late Joan Rivers 😍😀

  • @astralfluxaf
    @astralfluxaf 2 роки тому +4

    Aww I miss Chelsea 😢
    And I love Matteo 😢