Everything Wrong With Prometheus in 26 Minutes or Less - 10th Anniversary Re-Sin

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  • @OversoulGaming
    @OversoulGaming Рік тому +2301

    Ah, I see somebody went to the Prometheus School of Re-sinning Things.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire Рік тому +72

      Ah, I see somebody went to the _'Prometheus School of Commenting on Things.'_

    • @idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam
      @idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam Рік тому +49

      @@Voltaic_Fire I graduated from the Prometheus School of Replying to a reply on a comment

    • @The1andonlyy
      @The1andonlyy Рік тому +32

      @@idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam I graduated from the Prometheus school of replying to a reply to a reply on a comment

    • @ThrowbackJTT
      @ThrowbackJTT Рік тому +26

      *Ding*

    • @Untrendyworld
      @Untrendyworld Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD Рік тому +1469

    The Prometheus school of running away is a UA-cam classic.

    • @Ziutu01
      @Ziutu01 Рік тому +10

      Same on 9GAG :D

    • @joels5150
      @joels5150 Рік тому +8

      It really should be the Prometheus School of How Not to Run Away from Large Falling Things 🤷‍♀️

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming Рік тому +12

      @@joels5150 that's too wordy. Comedy doesn't work when it's too wordy. It has to be zippy enough to roll off the tongue in a way that sounds quick-witted.

    • @gfs5551
      @gfs5551 Рік тому +5

      Literally i clicked expecting the meme, and they delivered right on

    • @scalzmoney
      @scalzmoney Рік тому +1

      Would have fit perfectly on their shirt.

  • @Maehedrose
    @Maehedrose Рік тому +1613

    Seriously, as an anthropology hobbyist, I was horrified at how haphazardly and unscientifically this team blundered through the ruins without any kind of procedure.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Рік тому +114

      The best explanation I've heard for this movie is that it's a parody, but Ridley Scott forgot to let everybody else in on the joke.

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher Рік тому +29

      @@Durwood71 A parody of what? Being kind of smart?

    • @seane6599
      @seane6599 Рік тому +3

      Yeah it's actually ridiculous how unscientific they are. It's more forgivable in Covenant because they're pretty much just a group of colonists - they're not scientists. But here it's completely stupid.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Рік тому +52

      I'm a research biologist... and this movie hurt my brain.

    • @CycahhaCepreebha
      @CycahhaCepreebha Рік тому

      The biologist and the geologist were on drugs for most of their overnight cave romp, which may explain what they later get up to with the suspiciously phallic snakes.

  • @radicalkeag
    @radicalkeag 11 місяців тому +205

    David constantly stating, with full confidence, that he can speak to the engineers gives off the exact same vibe as dory saying she can speak whale and honestly it's kind of hilarious

    • @kennykiller
      @kennykiller 5 місяців тому +1

      Wow.....Sure wish I could speak whale..

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 5 місяців тому +2

      It makes the outtake that uses audio from Finding Nemo even funnier.

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi Місяць тому

      But they both can speak to both

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 Рік тому +253

    And then "Alien Covenant" was like, "If you think THOSE morons were dumb, wait until you meet OUR cast!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Рік тому +1028

    I can’t even lie, seeing this movie being sinned again is pretty nostalgic

    • @fail_011
      @fail_011 Рік тому +12

      Ok

    • @mattstyles2498
      @mattstyles2498 Рік тому +9

      A bland NPC comment that could be put on any of these 10 year videos.
      How could anyone expect anything more.

    • @Finchspielberg
      @Finchspielberg Рік тому +1

      Npcs have way more interesting things to say that someone's fanfiction inserted into a silent protagonist

    • @Easy-Lovers
      @Easy-Lovers Рік тому +3

      didn't know you also liked cinema sin, its nice to see you again

    • @Yea___
      @Yea___ Рік тому +2

      Gosh i am glad it's not just me

  • @oompie815
    @oompie815 Рік тому +680

    The funniest thing that came from this, is the response CinemaSins gave to Damon Lindelofs tweet:
    *DL:* Instead of making fun of movies that people love, why don't you make something original?
    *CS:* We're not only making fun of movies that people love, we've also made fun of Prometheus.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +68

      Not the only one either. They've made fun of many movies that people definitely don't love. And quite frankly, these videos are at their best when I do love the movie.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +5

      AS a biologist I can only say this: The movie _Prometheus_ is so full of absolutely braindead-stupid characters, plot devices, concepts, pseudoscience and cringyworthy let's-shoehorn-religion-in that is created a whole new category of stupid.

    • @SweatySheets
      @SweatySheets Рік тому +6

      @@anon_y_mousse lol, so is a sin something wrong with the movie? Or is it Jeremy making fun of the movie?

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +29

      @@SweatySheets I'm not sure what it is exactly, but when I love a movie he sins the video is just funnier.

    • @ulyssesthedm
      @ulyssesthedm Рік тому +3

      YESSSS

  • @philb707
    @philb707 Рік тому +93

    When the "engineer" woke up an snatched David head off his body an immediately went back to completing his mission was my favortie part of the whole movie.

    • @NotDr.Evil137
      @NotDr.Evil137 Місяць тому +2

      Even he was like "Y'all really ARE stupid.."

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel Рік тому +211

    I use "the Prometheus school of running away from things" in regular conversation sometimes and I look forward to the day when someone understands my reference.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому +3

      It'll be funny when someone points out some flaws in that.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman Рік тому +17

      What kind of talks do you have where regular conversation allows you to use a particular term for the specific situation of fleeing from mono-directional danger in the very same direction?

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart Рік тому +12

      @@PanSpaceman politics

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +3

      @@technopoptart Isn't it always.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +3

      Maybe you need to specify "Not the mythological Titan Prometheus (because he was chained down and couldn't run away), but the stupid Alien prequel movie's School of Running Away from Things."

  • @jukzhee8911
    @jukzhee8911 Рік тому +429

    I came here just to experience the re-sinning of the Prometheus' school of running away from things, and I must say, I was not dissapointed

  • @kalebmehlberg3133
    @kalebmehlberg3133 Рік тому +271

    I want to see a 10 year anniversary re-sin of cinema sins

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Рік тому +10

      Well you'll have to wait another year for that anniversary

    • @spoompls42069
      @spoompls42069 Рік тому

      Spoiler: They’re still assholes and not real critics

    • @stevenseagull3867
      @stevenseagull3867 Рік тому +3

      Th3Birdman look him up

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Рік тому +3

      @@stevenseagull3867 no

    • @NotTheGrimmReaper
      @NotTheGrimmReaper 3 місяці тому

      @@stevenseagull3867 Who wants to watch that crybaby bitch about Jeremy? lmao...He and many other people take this channel way too serious. CS is the goat, hell with th3turdman

  • @emantabrizi8218
    @emantabrizi8218 Рік тому +22

    Where is CinemaSins guy??? Yeah, I know I'm a bit high, at the moment, but I'm still sober enough to know that this is NOT THE USUAL GUY!

  • @click8708
    @click8708 Рік тому +186

    The Prometheus school of running away from things sin was so egregious it became a full on meme mainstay

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Рік тому +5

      TBF the trope is way older, with countless people running away from cars in a straight line in the middle of the street instead of running to the side, behind a tree, down a small path between houses etc.

    • @casuallystalled
      @casuallystalled Рік тому +6

      But it was this movie and UA-cam video that made the meme

    • @NutzBdragon
      @NutzBdragon 3 місяці тому

      a year later and I've yet to see ANYONE use this saying in or as a meme. +1 sin

  • @BloomingEclipse
    @BloomingEclipse 10 місяців тому +32

    23:52 i remember watching this with my dad, and i was literally yelling at the movie saying "GO TO THE SIDE! GO TO THE SIDE!" Over and over, and my dad was laughing so hard.

  • @chopper2429
    @chopper2429 Рік тому +195

    Fun Fact: the entire scene of David killing time en route was inspired by a similar scene that would have depicted Bishop doing the same thing during Aliens, but was ultimately cut from the movie to make Bishop's reveal as an android minutes later a surprise.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Рік тому +13

      And Ridley Scott said he never saw Alien sequels. Is he a jealous liar cuz James Cameron took his movie and made it better?

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +16

      @@SuperFlawless2010 I'd wager he's a jealous liar because Aliens was the best in the whole franchise.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 Рік тому +15

      @@SuperFlawless2010 I think it's a huge stretch to say Cameron "made his movie better". Besides the fundamental reality that Aliens is a vastly different sort of movie than Alien, Alien covered all the fundamental groundwork in terms of design, aesthetic, casting aim, etc. Alien is a magnificent film; I'd never diminish Aliens in terms of being a terrific sequel, but a sequel it was and I don't think anyone is going to successfully pitch that it more action-oriented focus is objectively superior to the horror film that is the first.
      You'd have a better shot at pitching T2 over T1, but again their tone and aims are different enough that I'd pitch appreciating each rather than trying to force-claim one as better than the other.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Рік тому +2

      Alien is much better than Aliens.

    • @BunnychanFarabee
      @BunnychanFarabee 10 місяців тому +11

      Aliens wasn't better, just a different kind of movie.
      However, Promethus is unequivocally terrible.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Рік тому +130

    I was riding my mountain bike one day when a rabbit suddenly jumped out in front of me and proceeded to run straight down the trail ahead of my bike for about 10 yards before finally veering off to the side. The first thing that popped into my head was, "The _Prometheus_ school of running away from things."

    • @patbracken
      @patbracken Рік тому +17

      The rabbit is still smarter than these characters. It believes you are chasing it, and therefore veering off is less advantageous than running at full speed.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Рік тому +5

      Ten yards isn't that far. The characters in this turd of a movie went far longer than that.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Рік тому +6

      @@rickstaism It's far for a rabbit. It's roughly 30 times his body length!

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Рік тому

      @@Durwood71 They have tiny brains!

  • @MsZeeZed
    @MsZeeZed Рік тому +27

    13:22 - “No contagion present - except the giant alien head” (still my favorite original sin) 😹

  • @Dinchev666
    @Dinchev666 Рік тому +30

    One of the greatest sins in this movie is "Why is there a need of briefing for people, who SHOULD KNOW where they are going and why? Is this kidnapping?"

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 9 місяців тому +2

      It is kidnapping, we the audience have been kidnapped by a bunch of idiots in film making outfits and they are trying and failing to explain why.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 4 місяці тому

      I thought it was to introduce everyone to each other...but that probably would happen at the beginning lol

  • @The_Moons_Heart
    @The_Moons_Heart Рік тому +53

    The intelligence of these characters...is truly astonishing to witness again

  • @Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth
    @Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth 9 місяців тому +13

    This seems the right place to drop one of my nitpicks with Prometheus....
    When explaining with "CUBE" why they're there, he says "There's one moon that can sustain human life and we arrived there today!" (Not verbatim) then 10mins later proceed to say the atmosphere would kill you in 3mins and they all need spacesuits!!! WTF??😂

  • @WhiskeyPapa42
    @WhiskeyPapa42 Рік тому +18

    10:05 We have technology orbs that float and automatically map entire tunnel systems. We also only use flashlights from the 1950s, instead of having a floating orb that emits standard available-in-2012 bright LED light.

    • @talithasuya8908
      @talithasuya8908 5 місяців тому

      I was completely befuddled by the flashlights.

  • @kickballjedi
    @kickballjedi Рік тому +91

    "Shaw's internal organs survive this!" and "David's head survives this!" had me crying laughing.

    • @zurichsee706
      @zurichsee706 Рік тому +2

      the alien didn't break the placenta yet

  • @byronheath8925
    @byronheath8925 Рік тому +39

    That OK GO treadmill reference was a top-notch internet nostalgia fix.

  • @soonerfan4321
    @soonerfan4321 Рік тому +131

    Great touch getting Chris to narrate considering he narrated the original video

    • @MsZeeZed
      @MsZeeZed Рік тому +8

      Do we really have to wait 10yrs for a decent narrator? I must set my alarm again 😹

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Рік тому +11

      I just love the fact that Prometheus and the resinning of Prometheus are the only two CinemaSins videos that Jeremy hasn't narrated (that I recall anyway and I have seen them all).

    • @flatulentman1142
      @flatulentman1142 Рік тому +1

      There was also the Amazing Spider-Man 2 with the honest trailer guy.

  • @user-tw3rh9po4t
    @user-tw3rh9po4t 9 місяців тому +5

    23:35 “Welcome, one and all, to the ten-year anniversary of the opening of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!
    As you can see the festivities have already begun with a rather stunning aerial display and it won’t be long until the main event that you’ve all been waiting for. Here we go!
    My goodness, such athleticism, such poise, such utter and complete obliviousness to the lateral alternatives available.
    You have to admire the absolute commitment to the idiocy that can only be found at this fine Sinstitution.”
    -Chris Atkinson

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 Рік тому +96

    I've heard the "Prometheus School for Running Away From Things" used in many other movie reviews. So you guys definitely started it.
    I've never understood why Guy was old or why he hid himself. Neither made any sense. When I saw that he was buried under tons of make up, I literally said "Oh, they are going to turn him young again by the end of the movie." ...Nope!
    And I hated the flip flops.

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- Рік тому +8

      There’s a bunch of unused footage and extra content with him in it. But yeah, as it was released….it was confusing

  • @davidgreenwitch
    @davidgreenwitch Рік тому +18

    Also at the time they painted the map in the cave, the Isle of Man was covered by a huge shield of ice glacier. But that's probably too much of a nerd issue to check in a multi million dollar movie...

    • @jameswatts4400
      @jameswatts4400 8 місяців тому +1

      An alien ritually sacrificed itself to seed a planet with life, it evolves to the point where humans (who are physiologically nearly identical to engineers and are somehow genetically identical) become the dominant form of life, and you're worried about sketchy cave dating? Obviously it's a movie which requires a fair amount of suspension of disbelief, that being said, it really seems like they actively tried to irritate the viewers with the scientific aspect of the movie. I mean if you don't wanna put the effort in to make believable or consistent explanations you could just insert some technobable and get on with it, why spend half the movie explaining the scientific reasoning behind everything, if you're just gonna call it in?

    • @tehbonehead
      @tehbonehead 5 місяців тому

      Shut up, nerds!! 😉

  • @theDudemanok
    @theDudemanok Рік тому +29

    If you want to transfer from the star trooper school for shooting at things, to the Prometheus school for running from things, do you keep your class rank? And do all the credits transfer?

  • @garethmurtagh
    @garethmurtagh Рік тому +6

    It also has its own School of Physics. The Juggernaut is heading away from Shaw, the Prometheus rams it from behind, according to Sir Isaac Newton the wreckage should start falling on ballistic trajectories and land further down range. Instead according to Scott’s Laws of Motion, the Juggernaut falls backwards and then starts rolling towards them.
    Nope, just Nope.

  • @blackrex828
    @blackrex828 Рік тому +48

    This was amazing and I'm trying to figure out how the heck did these "scientists" get qualified for the opportunity to explore an unknown moon.

    • @antney7745
      @antney7745 Рік тому +15

      The were the only ones stupid enough to accept the offer to go. Real bottom-of-the-barrel in terms of competence.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +5

      @@antney7745 I'm beginning to think that's how all of our public facing scientists are picked.

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. Рік тому

      Probably because they're so incompetent that the scientific world will be better off without them.

    • @Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth
      @Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth 9 місяців тому +4

      Vickers actually changed the original crew to find some dumber ones coz she wanted the mission to fail. Apart from learning to veer off to the right when a mothership is falling on you she got what she wanted.🤪

    • @blackrex828
      @blackrex828 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth 😂😂😂 okok that makes sense, so mission failed successfully...

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +11

    3:36 Heimdall sure is enjoying his time with the mortals of Midgard.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +5

    8:50 "God does not build in straight lines".
    Did you hear that? That's the sound of a million geologists facepalming simultaneously.

  • @thundercactus
    @thundercactus Рік тому +6

    Hishe's "how it should have ended" did the best impression of David: "I'm going to touch, ALL the buttons!"

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 Рік тому +89

    This movie holds some special memories for me.
    It was the first movie in the aliens series I ever saw, It was the first horror movie I ever saw, and the first movie I fell asleep during as a teen.

    • @Sunprism
      @Sunprism Рік тому +21

      Those three should not be the same movie!

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw Рік тому +1

      I 9nly enjoyed it because it was looked good on vr 3d.

    • @breezywriter6572
      @breezywriter6572 Рік тому +13

      This is both the first movie in the Alien franchise AND the first horror movie you ever saw?
      Damn…. You done fkd up, bro 😔

    • @gaqua2701
      @gaqua2701 Рік тому +1

      thanks Kyle Peters👍👍👍

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido Рік тому +9

      I remember renting this from Redbox back after it released. I read the plot description, not knowing it’s an Alien prequel, and thought “wow, an interesting story for the origins of human kind.” It was about forty minutes into the film when I actually realized it was an Alien move. Lol

  • @codyb0831
    @codyb0831 Рік тому +28

    The original script and deleted scenes where so good it made no sense that those scenes where deleted

    • @senju31
      @senju31 Рік тому +1

      I've been upset about that since highschool

    • @codyb0831
      @codyb0831 Рік тому +5

      @@senju31 the whole original script is online it makes everything make sense and deleted scenes where so much better then what they went with.

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Рік тому

      Hello

  • @laurenk1766
    @laurenk1766 Рік тому +18

    Oh my god, Data singing about the precious little life forms made me bust out laughing!

  • @ZombifiedWatermelon
    @ZombifiedWatermelon Рік тому +4

    The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things is just down the street from the Stormtrooper Acadamy of Aiming

  • @MisokaStrife
    @MisokaStrife Рік тому +56

    I'm just here to celebrate Noomi Rapace rightfully getting a sin off. 🖤

    • @nimeshsingh4943
      @nimeshsingh4943 Рік тому +5

      The surgery scene was everything- the closest any of the sequels have come to touching upon pregnancy, the horror of unwanted pregnancies (like in the original Alien) and a subtle nod towards reproductive rights. Definitely worth a few sins off.

  • @RavenStarrEvans
    @RavenStarrEvans Рік тому +5

    It's been 10 years and I've still only seen the sins videos for this movie but not the movie itself

  • @sluggishnu
    @sluggishnu Рік тому +3

    No Jeremy, No Watchie.

  • @LucianDevine
    @LucianDevine Рік тому +11

    10 year anniversary of the founding of the prestigious Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!

  • @InvertedBurial
    @InvertedBurial Рік тому +68

    This is still the most beautiful movie I've ever wanted to punch in the face.

  • @corporatebillionaire824
    @corporatebillionaire824 Рік тому +95

    Prometheus is 10 years old, but looks better than 90% of today's movies. Look at the effects and everything, it is beautiful.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Рік тому

      A polished turd is still a turd.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +14

      The movie looks great, but it's story and writing are still just as bad as 99% of today's movies.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 Рік тому +4

      I can't believe that it's ten years old, and that depresses me.

    • @bertcarroll1243
      @bertcarroll1243 Рік тому

      Talk about?

    • @house684
      @house684 10 місяців тому +8

      Which makes all of these dumb moments even more unforgivable. We'd forgive them in a trash B-movie, not in a movie of this caliber. 'Here little snake alien lifeform, here sweetie'

  • @rasheedhawkins3372
    @rasheedhawkins3372 Рік тому +49

    HES BACK! Love the revisiting and new takes for the anniversaries. And of course this is one of my favorite videos you guys have done because I have a serious love hate relationship with this movie.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 Рік тому +5

      This movie is just strait terrible, there are no redeeming qualities. The only good thing to come from it was the 'Promethius school of running away from things' meme.

    • @ActualDrunkAtheist
      @ActualDrunkAtheist 8 місяців тому +1

      This movie is absolutely terrible, covenant was even worse but I'd take Resurrection over this trash heap where Scott wanted to create his own moronic origin story for the xenomorphs.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +31

    I know one thing when David unleashed the black spores on the Engineers that look he had on his face was one of the best villain faces I've ever seen.

    • @samfields3086
      @samfields3086 Рік тому +4

      Those weren’t engineers just a different type of people

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot Рік тому +10

      @@samfields3086 interesting because everybody else describes them as engineers. A colony of Engineers.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Рік тому +1

      They looked like Albino savages compared to normal Engineers

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 Рік тому +12

    You know i always wondered what the heck he was referring to when he would use the "prometheus school of-" sin and i never looked it up but now that i know it makes so much more sense 😌

  • @shilohmagic7173
    @shilohmagic7173 Рік тому +23

    I AM SO HAPPY THAT THEY STARTED IT WITH THANKING THE MOVIE FOR STARTING THAT SIN.
    I would like to appreciate my gratitude for that as well.
    *and is that a different guy doing the sinning?*

  • @JohnGoetzGaming
    @JohnGoetzGaming Рік тому +7

    Someday I will become a professor of running away from things and my first lesson will have "PROMETHEUS!" written on the chalkboard as the students walk in and I'll be all.
    "That word will become your best friend in this course. You WILL commit the lessons of that film to memory or you will fail." As I underline the word while saying the last word of that sentence and turning around to clap the chalk off my hands.

  • @TheFruitofTruth
    @TheFruitofTruth Рік тому +11

    10 years since it came out?…. Holy fuck I’m old

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +4

      YOU’RE old? I remember seeing the original Alien film on it’s release back in ‘79!

    • @TheFruitofTruth
      @TheFruitofTruth Рік тому +5

      @@AtheistOrphan shush I’m having my midlife crisis early xD

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 Рік тому

      I didn’t see it in theaters on its original release. I was a Month old 😮
      Talking about Alien, not Promethious

  • @patriciodoria100
    @patriciodoria100 Рік тому +8

    The original sin video for this movie was the first video I watched from this channel. Very nostalgic.

  • @jenh101
    @jenh101 Рік тому +153

    When I saw the notification I was so sure that they were going to have Jeremy do this but it’s so amazing to see Chris get the chance to speak at a more normal pace, now they make videos that are more than 5 minutes 😂 there’s just too much to talk about for those kind of restrictions!

    • @OverthinkingConde
      @OverthinkingConde Рік тому +10

      It had to be Chris. I think I've seen the original forty times 🤣

    • @ACWells13
      @ACWells13 Рік тому +32

      Feels really weird to me. It's like watching a knock-off channel copying the cinema sins format, even though it's 100% legit. I DON'T LIKE CHAAAAANGE 🤣

    • @lambrosk3790
      @lambrosk3790 Рік тому +4

      @@ACWells13 agreed. This is worse than that time Peter took apart Stewie’s room to make his own tree house 🏡

    • @Heisenberg21420
      @Heisenberg21420 Рік тому +8

      @Why do you try? lmao gatekeeping a youtube channel? Who cares if they are new. Jeremy does most of the videos, doesn't take a genius to figure out it comes as a surprise (not a bad one though) that Chris does a video instead.

    • @2coolhipdude
      @2coolhipdude Рік тому +12

      @@ACWells13 You got that right. It's taken them years to get the pace and delivery to make these vids enjoyable. Going back is never a good thing. Sorry Chris, but you aren't in the same league as Jeremy.

  • @NateLeePhillips
    @NateLeePhillips Рік тому +3

    The Galaxy Quest overdub was so fitting! "Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

  • @kressknight9611
    @kressknight9611 Рік тому +5

    The "Old Spice" jingle f**king killed me. 🤣

  • @josch5305
    @josch5305 Рік тому +46

    Honestly given the reaction to masking there was during quarantine I'm totally willing to believe these people took off their helmets on the unexplored alien planet

    • @jenh101
      @jenh101 Рік тому +2

      Excellent point 😂

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Рік тому

      “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through material”
      -Dr. Anthony Fauci
      February 5 2020

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Рік тому

      “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material”
      -Dr. Anthony Fauci
      February 5 2020

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Рік тому +3

      Crazy how UA-cam won’t let people respond to this comment

    • @LtFoodstamp
      @LtFoodstamp 9 місяців тому

      Stanford and Yale have conducted large scale randomized studies on mask effectiveness.
      They found that there is about a 10% reduction in Covid infections if masks are worn. So, if 20 out of 100 people get Covid without masks, then with masks only 18 would.
      But wait, there's more! This was for surgical masks. With cloth masks (which 99% of people wore during the pandemic, the effecacy was only 5%. Meaning, if say, 20 out of 100 people got Covid normally, then with masks, 19 of out the 20 still would.
      Cloth masks basically did very little to combat Covid. The mental health effects of isolation and never seeing people face to face probably outweigh the minimal improvement in infection rates provided by cloth masks.
      Again. These are studies by Yale and Stanford. Aside from Harvard, they are the most prestigious colleges in the world.

  • @faaznoushad1718
    @faaznoushad1718 Рік тому +5

    17:40
    Notice how the earth looks exactly like Earth today, rather than Earth from whenever Engineers created human life.
    Not sure if it's a sin or not, but I think that's interesting and has some implications. Does it mean they have been secretly mapping us all this time or something ?

    • @thatsmykulture7266
      @thatsmykulture7266 2 дні тому

      You are correct... its strange not many have noticed this but they couldnt have this model of earth... the vfx guys forgot about plate tectonics.

  • @danielradebaugh6534
    @danielradebaugh6534 Рік тому +23

    Never knew how much I wanted Chris to narrate until right now

    • @Azarya_Madness
      @Azarya_Madness Рік тому +1

      His voice is so goooood 🥰

    • @Rob-uv6fb
      @Rob-uv6fb Рік тому +2

      I don't know if Chris did the writing too, but this is one of the funniest in a long time. Love all the references and the comedic timing is spot on.

    • @Azarya_Madness
      @Azarya_Madness Рік тому

      @@sharkieshablm2640 Im not a nazi! Whats wrong with you? Leave me alone!
      Geez...

  • @Meg_of_all_threads
    @Meg_of_all_threads Рік тому +37

    My main reaction is: holy fuck , already 10 years!? Time does fly!

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Рік тому +3

    27:15 "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." LOL. The Doctor was my favorite character from Voyager.

  • @FROLENGT
    @FROLENGT Рік тому +24

    It’s been ten years of great videos, sinning, and its awesome!

  • @zachjones8445
    @zachjones8445 Рік тому +3

    The cut scenes of the life probes and dory at the end got me so good 😂

  • @dashingdreww1185
    @dashingdreww1185 Рік тому +6

    10 years???? I remember seeing the original vid in my recommended list, I was 15 years old that’s insane

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Рік тому

      I think it was only the 4th Sins video they'd done at that point and the only one not narrated by Jeremy.

  • @PaulZebraski
    @PaulZebraski Рік тому +5

    I'm glad you're finally lengthening up the old sin counts and I'm glad my comment about the founding members of the Prometheus school of running away from things was finally answered in this It's only been a year or more since I made that comment.!!!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +5

    I do not know why dude decided he would try to pet that serpent like creature when it clearly folded out it's hood in an aggressive defensive posture. The first thought that would have popped into my mind is this thing reminds me too much of a cobra. I'm not trying to get close to it.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Рік тому +1

      And you would have better self preservation skills than that guy

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 9 місяців тому +1

      Logic goes strictly against the writers plan for this movie.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic
    @AlejandroLZuvic Рік тому +26

    I can't believe you didn't sin the fact that they're debrief about the mission after months or years of traveling. And here I am convinced to not move a single muscle to go out with friends until they tell me where we're actually having dinner.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +1

      They started the conversation just before hopping in the stasis pods and 1000 years later continue it as if no time has passed.

    • @dunebasher1971
      @dunebasher1971 Рік тому +1

      They're being briefed, not debriefed. Debriefs happen after the mission or project is complete.

  • @shanchan8247
    @shanchan8247 Рік тому +13

    I'm so glad you made this longer!

  • @sunteam
    @sunteam Рік тому +9

    This is the most passionate sin reading I have heard, and all the better for it.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +5

    Yeah Idris Elba him and his crew went out like some soldiers. If you think the bet's off you have another thing coming. You can pay me on the other side.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 Рік тому +5

    Everything Wrong With Free Bird (2013) for Thanksgiving.

    • @HonorThyTarkus
      @HonorThyTarkus Рік тому

      Or Thankskilling

    • @RBGolbat
      @RBGolbat Рік тому +1

      It’s the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz Рік тому +4

    God damn, this re-sin was fucking savage. This is the first sins video I've seen since the F9 video that I can't be mad at. That is, you took the time with the sins and pointed out legitimate ones pretty much the entire way through.

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Рік тому +9

    I really hope u keep doing this even after 10 years. So many great old movies in.... dated, videos

  • @daddy_kolumbus8330
    @daddy_kolumbus8330 Рік тому +32

    i watched this movie on lsd with a friend and we cried through the whole thing, so beautiful.

    • @eyfb616
      @eyfb616 8 місяців тому +1

      Ig acid really does make u rtarded

  • @cenach8145
    @cenach8145 Рік тому +7

    I remember that I watched the other video a couple hours after when it first came out 10 years ago. Wow.

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Рік тому +5

    It's such a tiny part of this video but Fk I love that " did u see what god just did to us man?"
    Best movie ever.
    Now that needs a sin in

  • @evm6177
    @evm6177 11 місяців тому +1

    'I am surrounded by idiots!' David seemed genuinely worried and totally lost there.

  • @Saiyanjohn415
    @Saiyanjohn415 Рік тому +3

    If you're continually walking to someone who's holding a flamethrower and you know they're willing to use it, and they're telling you to back off that's suicide.

    • @999SickBoy666
      @999SickBoy666 Рік тому +1

      Nope. That still counts as murder.

    • @Barghaest
      @Barghaest Рік тому

      @@999SickBoy666 Nope. It’s standing your ground and considered self-defense. Just because you take a life doesn’t mean it’s murder. Murder is the unlawful premeditated killing of a person, killing them when you feel threatened and have warned them to stay back isn’t murder unless you planned for the encounter to play out specifically that way.

  • @NanaWildflowers
    @NanaWildflowers Рік тому +14

    When this movie was announce to be released I was so excited. My son in law took me to the theater, ( my daughter didn't like Alien) I was so happy to be seeing this. When we left the theater I felt robbed. This was a huge piece of shit. The visuals was great but the storyline sucked. When will writers understand there will never be an answer for the unexplained?

  • @mikelmacrichard4772
    @mikelmacrichard4772 Рік тому +6

    Forgot to cover theory that Doctor Elizabeth Shaw knew everything and more about the aliens because she's actually the former companion of The Doctor. 🤔

  • @KartoffelPuffin
    @KartoffelPuffin 7 днів тому

    I came back to this to feed my CinemaSins nostalgia fix, and stayed just to show love to Chris' work as the narrator that I don't see enough other people showing here.

  • @isaiahwilliams2332
    @isaiahwilliams2332 Рік тому +2

    I use the saying “Prometheus school of running away from things” in everyday life and ppl just stare

  • @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976
    @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976 Рік тому +4

    FIRST thing I thought of when coming back for this 10th Anniversary sinn'n (Prometheus School of Running Away). Fifteen billion square acres around and swear I shouted this at my cat just last week refusing to get out of wheelbarrow path AND SURE I shouted this at everything from Ring Necked Pheasants to rabbits to cattle, all honorable graduates! Was nature long before CinemaSins but damn if youse didn't define it and forever turn frustration into a laugh. "JUST GO TO THE SIDE!"

  • @bittybaff3541
    @bittybaff3541 Рік тому +12

    I love this movie, that doesn't make it good but I love it

  • @Whatbrittanyeatss
    @Whatbrittanyeatss 11 місяців тому +1

    I come back to this once a month to hear you say, “HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE GLASS!”

  • @casuallystalled
    @casuallystalled Рік тому +2

    Holy moly can’t believe it’s been 10 years! Also gotta love the Prometheus school of running away from large falling objects

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar Рік тому +3

    Oh fuck YES, I wrote on another video that they better do Prometheus! Thank you CS, I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jarretgardner3282
    @jarretgardner3282 Рік тому +30

    Popped onto UA-cam and this is the first thing I see. Started dying laughing because this movie has inspired one of the longest running jokes in CinemaSins history and here it is again. And I am totally freakin here for it. We applaud you!

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 Рік тому +6

      Yes... it is indeed- a running joke.

    • @hanli2042
      @hanli2042 Місяць тому

      @andyjacobs7010 Lol this is gold 😂

  • @samfields3086
    @samfields3086 Рік тому +15

    In the future if people go to other galaxies and planets don’t touch things just take pictures and leave because you just might wake up the end of Humanity. Rest In Peace to Captain Janik and his two crew members on the USCSS Prometheus they are the real MVPs.

  • @tddt1615
    @tddt1615 Рік тому +1

    i am glad that i can attend the anniversary of The Prometheus school of running away from things
    gotta put it in my CV

  • @maruko2901
    @maruko2901 Рік тому +51

    The fact that this is narrated by Chris fills my heart with joy, Happy anniversary Cinemasins!

  • @Skyrim_Shuffle
    @Skyrim_Shuffle Рік тому +5

    Your end credits always make me smile! Thanks CS!

  • @filioque4509
    @filioque4509 Рік тому +2

    Another sin: The hologram of Earth totally discounts what we know about plate tectonics and the Pangea.

  • @ClanImprobable
    @ClanImprobable Рік тому

    Loving these re-sinnings, thank you!

  • @stevepat8003
    @stevepat8003 Рік тому +11

    Prometheus taught us all how to run properly so we should be grateful

  • @lliamsmith5859
    @lliamsmith5859 Рік тому +5

    I still quote "the Prometheus school of running away from things" on a regular occasion, it's just so damn applicable to both media and real life xD

  • @seanelstob5922
    @seanelstob5922 Рік тому +2

    I always loved the fact that the geologist with the cool 3D mapping pods ‘got lost’.

  • @r1can79
    @r1can79 Рік тому +1

    Crazy how I’ve been on a rewatch of the alien / Prometheus movies and now this comes out

  • @Lukerogers0121
    @Lukerogers0121 Рік тому +5

    You sinned Shaw saying “we were wrong, we were so wrong.” However, she was right. The reason why she said that was because she thought the mural was an invitation which it wasn’t.

    • @taratron8570
      @taratron8570 9 місяців тому +3

      i mean we still dont know if it wasn't an invitation. maybe the alien that invited them was doing it as a dare or a prank or because his parents took away his xbox that weekend. "I'll show you mom and dad, i'll invite a bunch of people over!"

    • @Littleprinceleon
      @Littleprinceleon 7 місяців тому

      Or maybe it was a trap in order to invite people to get news on good old Earth whether it has enough easy preys on it yet 😅

  • @MizRouge
    @MizRouge Рік тому +7

    I think you should sin Jason and the Argonauts (1963) as it is the predecessor to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

  • @lewi9976
    @lewi9976 8 місяців тому +1

    Laughed so much when you said the scientists were ‘on a mission from god’ and the blues bros popped up 👏

  • @hihunter7
    @hihunter7 Рік тому

    Yooo I JUST watched the original sin video for this like 2 days ago. Didn't have a clue it was the 10th anniversary. So glad there's a new video for this!

  • @plotshift
    @plotshift Рік тому +4

    I've been hoping y'all would do this longer format.