The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

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  • @Guest_-it3yw
    @Guest_-it3yw 5 років тому +2992

    Ax'em walked so Get Out could run

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 5 років тому +1870

    *kills family*
    *comes back In 13 years to revenge family deaths*

    • @andressotil4671
      @andressotil4671 4 роки тому +107

      Step 3: profit??

    • @SrTrevimoh
      @SrTrevimoh 4 роки тому +64

      So he’s just gonna kill himself again????

    • @sapomercador7257
      @sapomercador7257 4 роки тому +34

      @@SrTrevimohImagine you hear a shoot coming from the house of dead guy, them u follow the sound and find a guy in the ground with a shotgun and he dessapears, you trie to discover who the hell is this guy and you find out that he kill's himself every 13 years and its his sole proporse as a revenge ghost.

    • @phungphuong8350
      @phungphuong8350 4 роки тому +14

      SapoMercador My reaction would be to chatise myself because of how stupid i am to follow a gun sound. Is my imaginary self suicidal ??

    • @sapomercador7257
      @sapomercador7257 4 роки тому +5

      @@phungphuong8350Yes

  • @felman87
    @felman87 6 років тому +1667

    "You just woke up! Why did everyone go back to bed?"
    Honestly, I often go back to sleep after waking up. This was the most relatable part of the movie for me.

    • @hawke7471
      @hawke7471 6 років тому +74

      *wakes up, looks at time*
      I don’t want to be awake yet
      *immediately goes back to sleep*

    • @toaster_boi
      @toaster_boi 5 років тому +5

      If I'm going to get out of bed, that better be one scary ass murderer and he better be right next to my bed.

    • @naruto199797
      @naruto199797 5 років тому +13

      I had a long sleep I deserve a nap

    • @somalianb0y
      @somalianb0y 5 років тому +1

      Y’all sum bums

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 років тому +1

      Same man same I woke up and then passed out sleeping.

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 4 роки тому +2809

    That “ahhh shit.” from the first guy that’s killed is the type of reaction you would have if you accidentally forgot milk from the store, not when you’re face with an hatchet wielding mad man.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 4 роки тому +7

      Sean Wilkinson I would think so yes.

    • @narcspector
      @narcspector 3 роки тому +8

      He doesn't use an AXE, get it right bro JEEZ, weren't you paying attention?

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 3 роки тому +35

      @@narcspector He did use an axe to kill the old man. That is also the *only* time in the movie he uses an axe.

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 3 роки тому +2

      @@BCRivers
      Hatchet

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 роки тому +12

      That old guy was probably done with life, so when he was faced with a psycho that wanted to kill him he just gave a mild "Oh shit" as reaction

  • @Annatar_the_admirable
    @Annatar_the_admirable 6 років тому +752

    Most people apparently are unable to understand the subtle brilliance of Axe 'Em.
    Consider, if you will, the poignant irony of white guy being killed by a phone, the very object he was searching for.
    Truly a masterpiece of writing!

    • @mikemike-lu1so
      @mikemike-lu1so 5 років тому +39

      I don't know if this comment was supposed to be a joke. But that's honestly pretty cool to me.

    • @cheesecake3036
      @cheesecake3036 5 років тому +66

      To be fair you need to have a very high iq to understand Axe 'Em. The horror is very subtle and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, many of the scares will go over a normal viewer's head.

    • @enter_name1291
      @enter_name1291 5 років тому +5

      I’m just not able to understand what they say in the movie

  • @RazorusR3X777
    @RazorusR3X777 5 років тому +3890

    "Then is mean man Killed himself."
    If I were an English professor this would get an A+ for sure.

    • @ZacticalZombie
      @ZacticalZombie 5 років тому +114

      *If I were an English professor

    • @lancethedecayedguardian2719
      @lancethedecayedguardian2719 5 років тому +159

      @@ZacticalZombie Exactly the reason as to why he isn't an english professor lol

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 5 років тому +3

      Edson Reyes
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nnothingg-
      @Nnothingg- 5 років тому +1

      Philosophical way to say it

    • @phanx0m924
      @phanx0m924 4 роки тому +7

      Maybe if he killed himself he could really revenge him family deaths.

  • @cloud1707
    @cloud1707 4 роки тому +1243

    No one's talking about how the second worst movie is titled potato salad

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 3 роки тому +71

      Cause potato salad is the worst thing mankind has ever created

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 3 роки тому +32

      @@unknownflickz1289 don't do potato salad like that

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 3 роки тому +21

      @@drakep.5857 i mean i hate it

    • @deadaccount6616
      @deadaccount6616 3 роки тому +7

      I haven’t seen that movie but I just know for a fact that movie is better then the abomination, Ax Em, in virtually every way.

    • @Alex-id5im
      @Alex-id5im 3 роки тому +12

      There’s a MadTV skit about a serial killer that kills with poisoned potato salad. Did they spoof the movie or was the skit inspiration for the movie?

  • @l_rob420
    @l_rob420 5 років тому +4534

    He murders his family, then goes out to avenge the deaths he himself caused?
    *aight bruh go ahead*

  • @GryphonICD
    @GryphonICD 6 років тому +459

    Wait, he killed his family, and then returns for revenge....but....wouldn't that just be "I am resurrected, now to kill myself *bang* Roll credits."

    • @mrmediocre3462
      @mrmediocre3462 5 років тому +3

      GryphonICD would be great at cinemasins

    • @Valleyraven007
      @Valleyraven007 5 років тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking when I saw that, I was like wait wtf this makes no sense lmao

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 3 роки тому +245

    Dad: Hey kids, come down to eat Breakfast
    guy named “Breakfast”: 👁👄👁

  • @VSGhostface
    @VSGhostface 4 роки тому +979

    are we gonna talk about how you watched this 3 times and lived to tell the tale???!

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 4 роки тому +46

      Cosmonaut didn't survive. He did get better though.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 4 роки тому +14

      His sacrifice is acknowledged. Someone should give him an award

    • @travisscottburber5719
      @travisscottburber5719 3 роки тому +9

      Laughter is the best medicine

    • @will__mem9rno
      @will__mem9rno 3 роки тому +3

      @@travisscottburber5719 You are absolutely sir, it's really contagious too

    • @travisscottburber5719
      @travisscottburber5719 3 роки тому +2

      @@will__mem9rno Yes Fortnite is pretty contagious too and kinda cringe

  • @RollTide1987
    @RollTide1987 6 років тому +179

    *Car breaks really hard*
    "We're out of gas!"

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 5 років тому +289

    I love how who killed Capitan alex, a movie with a budget of no money, shot in a litiral war zone with no actors or directors with official training or education somehow looks so much better than this. WKCA has better video quality, audio quality, acting, story and stunts than this.
    HOW??

    • @erikaeric8313
      @erikaeric8313 5 років тому +15

      Bastion Unit B73 Uganda isn’t a war zone my guy... it’s a developing country. My god do all white people think all African countries are at war?

    • @thechair124567
      @thechair124567 5 років тому +56

      @@erikaeric8313 it was when the movie was filmed

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 5 років тому +64

      Angie Willson I like that you countered a statement you think was racist, when it actually wasn’t, with another racist statement.

    • @kintamas4425
      @kintamas4425 4 роки тому +9

      Angie Willson what made you think the original post maker was a white person? Aren’t you projecting?

    • @julielove4evr
      @julielove4evr 4 роки тому +5

      @Miasma How about instead of calling an argument a straw man, you actually counter it? Dismissing it as baseless is something you should not do in an argument, as it just pisses everyone off and accomplishes nothing.

  • @yuoma
    @yuoma 5 років тому +403

    Tell me you wouldn’t love Axem announced in the first DLC pack for the next Mortal Kombat.

    • @theonefromperu
      @theonefromperu 5 років тому +16

      He'd flail his arms around and instantly decapitate his opponent without actually touching them.
      *BRUTALITY*

    • @elijah3370
      @elijah3370 5 років тому +6

      Or Dead by Daylight.

    • @willymotley819
      @willymotley819 2 роки тому +4

      Petition 👀

  • @jg1404
    @jg1404 6 років тому +349

    I want a Breakfast funko pop now

    • @aix21ae
      @aix21ae 5 років тому +13

      J G I can’t breathe

    • @smarrkidd5538
      @smarrkidd5538 5 років тому +34

      Fuck that I want to DJ slice um up dice um up Funko pop

    • @victorgarcia2713
      @victorgarcia2713 5 років тому +23

      I hope we get an Axe Em funko pop, and there can be multiple versions with different weapons, but none can have an ax

    • @smarrkidd5538
      @smarrkidd5538 5 років тому +3

      @@victorgarcia2713 yes

  • @aimeewilson6682
    @aimeewilson6682 5 років тому +133

    Michael Mfumay vs Christopher Nolan, who will win the best director award??

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 роки тому +7

      its Tommy Wiseau

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 3 роки тому +8

      Man it’s tough, with Christopher Nolan being known for using practical effects for most of his movies, developing suspense, good characters with great actors, has some amazing ideas that are executed really well, and has some good sense of humour that goes along with it all. I think I’ll go with Mfumay.

    • @diegomeringer3953
      @diegomeringer3953 3 роки тому +4

      Michael (Mfumay) Mfume

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 5 років тому +313

    10:53
    I was able to keep my composure thus far, but I lost it at the injured guy who suddenly decided to perform a reverse, break dance, figure skating spin jump over that dead guy. Like... WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!! X'D
    Then there's this guy who seems to be the most aware that this movie is trash, but only acted in it because he's friends with the director. It's like he's just hamming it up while he mugs the camera, like he knows his mom/dad/friends are going to see this movie, and have a laugh. 11:27 .
    Lastly, there's like 10+ of them and 1 of that Axe Guy, completely defenseless. They all had the perfect opportunity to jump him, but no, they just ran back inside.
    All the characters in this movie were birthed by a mom who was so dumb she studied for a blood test.

    • @SunWukongYT
      @SunWukongYT 4 роки тому +1

      OOF

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 роки тому +1

      @@SunWukongYT ?

    • @quentinmobley1032
      @quentinmobley1032 4 роки тому +4

      And the part where breakfast runs away for no reason. And again when his friend knocks on the door of an abandoned house, just invites himself and breakfast in when there’s no response, and screams “I know you’re up there” and runs around the top floor to hunt down some random dude. The writing in this movie nothing short of genius

    • @tarrahforcier477
      @tarrahforcier477 4 роки тому

      Hey i saw you comment on that banned german teenage mutant ninja turles commerical.

    • @tarrahforcier477
      @tarrahforcier477 4 роки тому

      So question why was the fact that they had a black man in the commercial add to the video?

  • @MrBlonde7
    @MrBlonde7 3 роки тому +10

    This film was so good that they made a spin-off called “Texas Chainsaw Massecre.”

  • @c32g89
    @c32g89 2 роки тому +8

    15:14 - 15:28 is genuinely the greatest 14 seconds in this channel's history

  • @RS-sb9tn
    @RS-sb9tn 6 років тому +415

    Damn... I thought this was an amazing spiderman 2 review

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 Рік тому +6

    15:26 “Thank you God for helping me create Axe Em'”

  • @jaredchacon2645
    @jaredchacon2645 5 років тому +76

    I cant get over that, the director said action, then the scene started. AND THEY LEFT IT IN THE FINAL CUT

    • @PawsOnTheBalcony
      @PawsOnTheBalcony 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think this movie ever had more than 1 cut 🤣

    • @ahiruduck89
      @ahiruduck89 3 роки тому

      I think the editor can't hear that

  • @dominicbermudez597
    @dominicbermudez597 4 роки тому +1

    Barely found out about this channel and so absolutely love it

  • @Volantredx
    @Volantredx Рік тому +1

    I'm 99% sure that the whole "your momma" joke/DJ Slice 'em up Dice 'em up segment is a block party the director was hired to film for a weekend and just reused the footage to open the movie. He likely knew all the people involved so he offered them parts in this movie.

  • @WypsotorNyloff
    @WypsotorNyloff 6 років тому +22

    Cosmonaut Spider-Man Hour is doing something that isn't Spider-Man? How DARE you.

  • @Saltyaf38
    @Saltyaf38 4 роки тому +21

    "We are out of gas." The only thing that would have made that better is an African accent.

  • @jasdanvm3845
    @jasdanvm3845 4 роки тому +2

    8:56
    He also says the name of the Girl, is Sarah.

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 5 років тому +14

    0:50 That first clip of the movie made me laugh so hard. That is goofy as hell😂

  • @EakinSnyder
    @EakinSnyder 6 років тому +9

    4:55 I don't know, Brian 'Please don't call me Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler' Kibler makes it work.

  • @p-nut2642
    @p-nut2642 6 років тому +62

    Last time I was this early, my girlfriend laughed at me.

    • @egedenizgogen7978
      @egedenizgogen7978 6 років тому +1

      *relatable*

    • @joelfigueredo957
      @joelfigueredo957 6 років тому

      LeDankyOne wait can you elaborate why she would laugh at you

    • @p-nut2642
      @p-nut2642 6 років тому +1

      @@joelfigueredo957 Mmm... How old are you?

    • @cracka4961
      @cracka4961 6 років тому

      came* got pregnant*

    • @p-nut2642
      @p-nut2642 6 років тому

      @@cracka4961 ???

  • @mauritiusblackwell3990
    @mauritiusblackwell3990 3 роки тому

    This is funnier than Gods of Egypt.
    The killer named Ax-Em kills people with everything but an ax! And him just going 'fuck it' and using a gun, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @soggyramen6031
    @soggyramen6031 3 роки тому +4061

    I firmly believe that people actually died in this movie because the budget was so low that they couldn’t afford fake blood

    • @lukestrauss6224
      @lukestrauss6224 3 роки тому +102

      Yeah most likely

    • @jareddavis9012
      @jareddavis9012 3 роки тому +54

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 2 роки тому +27

      This is so underrated 😂😂

    • @ILikeSoda229
      @ILikeSoda229 2 роки тому +45

      That’s why it’s so bad, because they shot this movie in 1 take

    • @burnttoastkilla
      @burnttoastkilla 2 роки тому +11

      the budget was 650 USD

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac 5 років тому +3750

    Best last words in a horror movie:
    "Haaaaawww shit!"

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +80

      Its memeable. Like Samuel L. Jackson's *Motherf-* in the stinger of Infinity War.😑

    • @Bluetheartist
      @Bluetheartist 5 років тому +17

      *HERE COMES PAC-MAN*

    • @mitchnmavstudios8286
      @mitchnmavstudios8286 5 років тому +18

      kittehdrawrs Here we go again

    • @victoryarn4381
      @victoryarn4381 5 років тому +8

      Please.don't kill me. I'm terrified as you can tell by the tone of my voice. It doesn't sound like being killed is like slight inconvienience for me.aaaaaaaa...

    • @turtleflipper9935
      @turtleflipper9935 5 років тому +4

      "ask them" a film starring black people.....

  • @charliedawson6318
    @charliedawson6318 5 років тому +3845

    Breakfast only knows three things.
    1. The Cars broken down
    2. This is a horror film
    3. He's black.

    • @americafuckyeah4520
      @americafuckyeah4520 5 років тому +287

      4. Homie don't play dat

    • @araeswhiteflag
      @araeswhiteflag 5 років тому +42

      wow. screenshotted for pure gold

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 років тому +35

      I think breakfast actually lived....

    • @ang1692
      @ang1692 5 років тому +129

      5. Bet he won’t catch my black ass

    • @diegotm6520
      @diegotm6520 5 років тому +23

      5. Joe doesn't share food

  • @Nerval-kg9sm
    @Nerval-kg9sm 4 роки тому +3231

    We really need a remastered Director's Cut of this movie.

  • @zWraithh
    @zWraithh 4 роки тому +3771

    "After arriving home, He took a shotgun And killed his wife and Kids. Then is mean man Killed himself."
    Mean man bad

  • @belasstrongestwarrior
    @belasstrongestwarrior 5 років тому +4510

    "Black Panther is the movie that unifies the Black community"
    Have you ever even seen Ax-Em?

    • @belasstrongestwarrior
      @belasstrongestwarrior 5 років тому +76

      I am almost sure a good quality version of this Movie. And that they scuffed it and fucking lost it.

    • @user-oo3iy3nt1i
      @user-oo3iy3nt1i 4 роки тому +30

      Halter Veri Vonitria Nah this ain’t it

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 роки тому +13

      @From a Bicycle seat You know, you could've just said "I don't know" and saved both you and Luc some time

    • @onyinye8459
      @onyinye8459 4 роки тому

      RIP

    • @iheartfranklintheturtle4056
      @iheartfranklintheturtle4056 4 роки тому +3

      Nah we don't want it give us Blade and Black Panther back lmao

  • @xtian0729
    @xtian0729 5 років тому +18879

    Are we gonna talk about how this guy is coming back to 'revenge his family deaths' when HE killed his family?

    • @LuisAngel-mu4zv
      @LuisAngel-mu4zv 5 років тому +466

      hahaahaha lol

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 5 років тому +950

      Woah. That is stupid. Really stupid.

    • @stoovan3867
      @stoovan3867 5 років тому +1561

      "I'm going to avenge them by killing them twice!"

    • @not_abot213
      @not_abot213 5 років тому +220

      According to Wikipedia, it’s the son (whose body was never found) of the murderer who comes and kills the teens.

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 5 років тому +186

      @@not_abot213 wait. There's a wiki? For this trash of a horror movie?

  • @soggyramen6031
    @soggyramen6031 4 роки тому +1739

    They made all their money back just with Marcus buying a copy

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 3 роки тому +3

      @That guy who says hi shut the fuck up you loser

    • @diegomeringer3953
      @diegomeringer3953 3 роки тому +1

      @That guy who says hi yeah shut the fuck up you loser

    • @yoah95
      @yoah95 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂 You arw amazing.

    • @thanos174
      @thanos174 3 роки тому +61

      It’s free on YT, I think it’s not even copyrighted bc nobody wants possession of this movie

    • @personwhowatchesvideos9163
      @personwhowatchesvideos9163 2 роки тому +4

      There's actually a free version on youtube

  • @K.G._Drake
    @K.G._Drake 5 років тому +4707

    I hope there's a sequel, and in it we meet Breakfast's sibling, Lunch.

    • @Defectum138
      @Defectum138 5 років тому +233

      K.G. Drake don’t forget his evil twin, Brunch, or their parents, Dinner and Dessert.

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 5 років тому +267

      What about his cousin, Snack?

    • @Defectum138
      @Defectum138 5 років тому +127

      MJ Fan, no, Snack is a deadly mercenary out to get ‘em!

    • @evilspeak5702
      @evilspeak5702 5 років тому +85

      Apparently there is a sequel, not sure of the title but it's about Breakfast visiting his girlfriend Tiffany at her home.

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 5 років тому +7

      No.... that was a very bad joke.

  • @aussieneon9741
    @aussieneon9741 5 років тому +3549

    i don't remember this episode of fresh prince

    • @sadpotatochip5930
      @sadpotatochip5930 5 років тому +180

      That’s because this is from the episode of Family Matters, where Erkle fails a school project and decides to kill his teacher and their entire family.

    • @liambrennan5713
      @liambrennan5713 5 років тому +38

      No it's the lost episode of the fresh prince of bell air

    • @sqweemish6173
      @sqweemish6173 5 років тому +55

      It actually look like fresh prince in the beginning 😂

    • @animallover836
      @animallover836 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @grandmasterpax3248
      @grandmasterpax3248 5 років тому +17

      Nah it the pilot for Corey in the House.

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 5 років тому +3518

    The movie was released in 1992, but it's dedicated to his grandmother who died in 1993, so he knew she was going to die the following year. 🤔 Either he's psychic, or…

  • @jirenjoestar3665
    @jirenjoestar3665 5 років тому +4488

    The old guy just going "Ah, shit" got me lmao

  • @shadowplayzyt6132
    @shadowplayzyt6132 4 роки тому +3024

    I died at the beging when his glasses went up and down.

  • @chaconchacon8344
    @chaconchacon8344 5 років тому +5816

    I am 99% sure they spent most of the budget on the cover.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 4 роки тому +239

      So like, $5?

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому +268

      Seriously, this movie doesn't deserve poster art that good.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 4 роки тому +89

      Drew Dillon yeah I did too and how tf could they make a movie with such high quality for only $650

    • @atoasterfire4473
      @atoasterfire4473 4 роки тому +26

      The budget was €1 and a button

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 роки тому +46

      There was a budget?

  • @barbaragordon429
    @barbaragordon429 4 роки тому +1088

    I would name my first born “Breakfast”.

  • @dikzak7551
    @dikzak7551 6 років тому +695

    Breakfast is now in my top 10 anime betrayals for abandoning his friend.

  • @TheRelentlessKnight
    @TheRelentlessKnight 4 роки тому +1368

    I checked the IMDB reviews and seen this comment from 2003:
    "I hated this movie. I got a headache just watching it. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I didn't even watch the whole thing. It didn't fit my screen, it look like a movie my friends and I would make. This movie is a waste of time and money."

    • @bogzbiny
      @bogzbiny 4 роки тому +245

      Imagine being excited about your birthday present and your dad hands you this on VHS.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 4 роки тому +135

      @@bogzbiny Great dad teaching his son valuable life lessons.

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 3 роки тому +45

      Who´s the terrible father who bought this shit for his son´s birthday?

    • @johnp.smithasimpleman7281
      @johnp.smithasimpleman7281 3 роки тому +42

      Who TF gives this to his son for his birthday? Out of EVERY movie in the world. Poor kid

    • @mynameissarah5117
      @mynameissarah5117 3 роки тому +16

      Damn that person's dad hated them

  • @AlexMonzon1995
    @AlexMonzon1995 5 років тому +1549

    Honestly breakfast not going into the house and just running away is the most realistic shit ever looool

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 5 років тому +136

      The black in him came out in full force. This movie is definitely awful but it displays more logic than most horror movies

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 5 років тому +2

      Lighting Thief
      What do you mean the black in him ?

    • @laced8550
      @laced8550 5 років тому +34

      He should've screamed the iconic quote. Ah hell no!!

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 років тому +50

      @@Mohamad-m7md It's a joke that in a horror movie it's always the white characters that stay in the place that's clearly dangerous

    • @mst_angel437
      @mst_angel437 5 років тому +8

      @Black Man lol your name made that comment even better.

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 5 років тому +2481

    A victim's glasses are more afraid than he is.
    MEME IT.

  • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
    @Corn_Pone_Flicks 5 років тому +3505

    Okay, I looked it up on IMDB, and his name really is "Breakfast." I kind of love that.

    • @chrisj403
      @chrisj403 5 років тому +192

      no fucking way

    • @dubiousseed3272
      @dubiousseed3272 5 років тому +166

      Their parents get an F on naming

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 5 років тому +28

      Why. Just why?

    • @ItzMeWill
      @ItzMeWill 5 років тому +54

      I'm surprised this movie even has a place in IMDB

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 4 роки тому +17

      @@ItzMeWill Basically every movie is on IMDB, even shitty ones like this.

  • @kaosfan1182
    @kaosfan1182 3 роки тому +462

    "He uses literally everything but an axe!"
    Why did that make me laugh so hard?

    • @Devin-qq6fd
      @Devin-qq6fd 3 роки тому +7

      "Gun shot"

    • @richardwhite8276
      @richardwhite8276 3 роки тому +21

      Because the gun part came out of nowhere and I was dying laughing

    • @noneednoname
      @noneednoname 3 роки тому +18

      @@richardwhite8276 bro homie literally just said fuck it and started blasting lmao

    • @interstellar3167
      @interstellar3167 3 роки тому +7

      I started crying when I seen him pull out a gun

    • @danielmanning2319
      @danielmanning2319 2 роки тому +2

      When he pulled out the gun I actually doubled over laughing

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 6 років тому +1873

    The editing on this video is better than the editing on this movie.
    How often do you get to say that?

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 6 років тому +38

      every "worst of the worst" even the one shot in camcorder.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 років тому +8

      A shit ton of time my man

    • @cyberswiper6317
      @cyberswiper6317 5 років тому +1

      Maybe the movie cost £200 to make XD

    • @Ziadgames-js4vm
      @Ziadgames-js4vm 5 років тому +2

      the art of editing is lost

    • @dio1651
      @dio1651 5 років тому +1

      $4 on editing

  • @skipropemcgee3356
    @skipropemcgee3356 5 років тому +2161

    Why would he revenge ( avenge ) the family deaths...
    HE CAUSED!!!

    • @kaylandra
      @kaylandra 5 років тому +103

      I KNOW I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO

    • @PPinho2711
      @PPinho2711 5 років тому +20

      I was also wondering that…

    • @roojackaroo8517
      @roojackaroo8517 5 років тому +1

      @@PPinho2711 why did you say it twice?

    • @gruskek
      @gruskek 5 років тому +76

      This is what wiki says: "Years ago Harry Mason's father brutally killed his entire family and Harry's body was never found. Flash forward to the present, where several of Harry's now-teenaged childhood friends decide to get together for a weekend retreat in the forest. What they're unaware of is that Harry didn't die, but is actually wandering the forest with the intent to murder all of his friends." When you look at the opening text again they actually mean Harry looking for revenge not the dad who killed his family himself looking for it.

    • @insick8079
      @insick8079 5 років тому +36

      @@gruskek that makes it a little bit better but why does he want to kill his friends? Killing anything that moves, alright but purposely killing his friends what reason is there? Oh I forgot it's probably in the dialogue.

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +4032

    Well let’s Ax Em a question am I right

  • @Lawnschiclettooth
    @Lawnschiclettooth 3 роки тому +214

    This isn’t the worst horror movie ever made. It’s the greatest comedy of our times.

  • @angiebeaudoin9926
    @angiebeaudoin9926 5 років тому +1146

    Theres only 5 people who I heard names of in the movie
    -DJ double-cut master slice-em up dice-em up OG so nice J-nice
    -Breakfast
    -Sarah
    -Hobo 1
    -Hobo 2

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 5 років тому +40

      You didn't hear their names "in" the movie.

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 4 роки тому +24

      MrLego3160 I heard Sarah clear as day honestly

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 4 роки тому +46

      @@MrLego3160 well DJ double cut Master slice-em-up dice-em-up OG so nice J-nice
      and
      Breakfast
      Were easy to hear

    • @cringechannel1071
      @cringechannel1071 4 роки тому

      Theres also breakfast

    • @ikoandreas5085
      @ikoandreas5085 3 роки тому +1

      @@cringechannel1071 he said

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 5 років тому +2225

    "Ain't gonna catch my black ass" had me wheezing.

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 4 роки тому +576

    Everyone: *complains that the black guy always dies first in horror movies*
    Mfume: *slow chuckle*

  • @eiRagnaRok
    @eiRagnaRok 6 років тому +591

    "Ooooh shit" Best last words ever

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 6 років тому +12

      There's a movie called Thankskilling a where a turkey murders a topless pilgrim yelling nice tits bitch. Think about that.

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 5 років тому +1508

    Is this one of those "I forced a robot to watch horror movies and this is the script it made" things?

    • @mystickid5672
      @mystickid5672 5 років тому +38

      Nah, not good enought

    • @datdamnkez
      @datdamnkez 5 років тому +20

      That's actually a good concept for a video

    • @wenbluepirate3954
      @wenbluepirate3954 5 років тому +4

      Those are fakes. There aren't robots that can do that.

    • @logopolizer7602
      @logopolizer7602 4 роки тому +5

      Wen BluePirate I don't know, Tom Servo could probably make something this bad.

    • @julielove4evr
      @julielove4evr 4 роки тому +5

      @@wenbluepirate3954 There actually are. Not very well, but it is possible. You give them pieces of writing and they learn from it to try and form sentences of their own. It almost never makes a coherent story, but it's still cool to watch

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 3 роки тому +174

    "Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck"
    ...done. This one totally justified the existence of the whole movie. We can turn it off now knowing that it's been worth of being made.

    • @franckj.
      @franckj. 3 роки тому +32

      "Yo mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test" sealed the deal for me. Definitly can't say that movie is devoid of talent.

  • @finn9401
    @finn9401 6 років тому +717

    Imagine someone having to create subtitles for this

    • @popstarchamp
      @popstarchamp 5 років тому +49

      I'd just make stuff up at random. It'd probably still be more coherent.

    • @maxcowley4353
      @maxcowley4353 5 років тому +19

      I'm imagining some Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits type shit going on

    • @cloutbenis9371
      @cloutbenis9371 5 років тому +17

      I can imagine most of it being “???”

    • @katymoore4678
      @katymoore4678 5 років тому +4

      Did someone say Ghost Stories reboot.

    • @kitkatkittyidk4427
      @kitkatkittyidk4427 5 років тому

      Yo duh Stories I’m pretty sure your face profile is a good example

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. 5 років тому +545

    'ahhh SHIIIIT' lol best reaction to being murdered ever.

  • @dalandser562
    @dalandser562 5 років тому +745

    Legend has it Breakfast had a cousin Brunch that always was a couple hours late for everything...

    • @ces-gp
      @ces-gp 5 років тому +5

      Nice one! 😂

    • @cocothesocialist3690
      @cocothesocialist3690 5 років тому +4

      dad joke lol 😂😂

    • @ij8961
      @ij8961 4 роки тому +1

      late to his own funeral?

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 4 роки тому +4

      And his uncle got the nickname "Midnight Snack" for coming into his room at night and doing things to him he refuses to talk about to this day.

  • @mossomness
    @mossomness 3 роки тому +164

    In high school, my group of friends would rent this from Blockbuster repeatedly. Pretty much whenever we heard someone hadn't seen it yet, we'd go and rent it to show it to them. And since this is the worst movie ever, it was always available to rent. The scene you showed at the beginning with the guy's glasses moving up and down was always my favorite moment.

  • @devanbarrios9216
    @devanbarrios9216 5 років тому +423

    DJ DOUBLE-CUT MASTER SLICE-EM UP DICE-EM UP OG SO NICE J-NICE IN THE HOUSE!!!

  • @cascade1460
    @cascade1460 5 років тому +820

    This movie was funnier than most movies I watched which tried to be funny.
    10/10

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 5 років тому

      Tolga ermiş aha türk var!

  • @mona2974
    @mona2974 5 років тому +523

    this feels like a film made by one of those A.I learning programs

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 3 роки тому +1

      Weeb

    • @neptuneex_
      @neptuneex_ 3 роки тому +3

      don't say that to my a.i buddies, you'd bet if you gave an a.i enough resources about directing, screenwriting and shit, it would do an much better job.

    • @lzylay
      @lzylay 3 роки тому +1

      Fax

    • @the_Googie
      @the_Googie Рік тому +1

      if ai made a movie it would probably be the most generic (duh) type of hollywood marvel movie ever made
      but AXE 'EM, is a masterpiece that could only have been made by the creative spirit of its creators. An AI couldnt recreate this tomfoolery

    • @benchyeller
      @benchyeller Рік тому

      Sadly learning what most of these AI generated stuff has been made recently, this was only made by human hands and vision

  • @Parhelion2
    @Parhelion2 4 роки тому +433

    That awkward moment when Marcus's critique of a bad movie perfectly describes your quarantine lifestyle: "You just woke up though. Why'd everyone go back to bed?"

  • @egeaksu5609
    @egeaksu5609 6 років тому +705

    I just checked the IMDB page of this movie and it's estimated that the budget was 650 bucks.

    • @IzayaLee1725
      @IzayaLee1725 6 років тому +141

      650 is too much

    • @IzayaLee1725
      @IzayaLee1725 6 років тому +237

      @MysteryMan420 they must have spent it on that sick dj

    • @sebastiangonzales46
      @sebastiangonzales46 6 років тому +11

      @MysteryMan420😂😂😂

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 6 років тому +85

      Who Killed Captain Alex cost $200 and it’s better than this!

    • @wizzzer1337
      @wizzzer1337 6 років тому +40

      must have been the weed

  • @slimmachado5405
    @slimmachado5405 6 років тому +2552

    Forget Black Panther,this is the greatest all black movie ever made.

    • @courtneywilliams6576
      @courtneywilliams6576 5 років тому +45

      @Sternia Hoenheim boy shut up

    • @slimmachado5405
      @slimmachado5405 5 років тому +96

      The League Of Tryhards TM There were 2 white characters in Black Panther and that’s still considered an all black movie.So what’s your point?

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv 5 років тому +47

      @@thehammer9407 I think "Friend of Breakfast" was actually his character's name.

    • @neine999
      @neine999 5 років тому +47

      @Lazar Sreckovic who killed captain alex is clearly superior! It has Supah Fightas!

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 5 років тому +33

      That joke would be good if Black Panther was a good movie. ;)

  • @LtheOriginal
    @LtheOriginal 4 роки тому +131

    This film looks like something a film school student would make, and then get an F for it.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 2 роки тому +2

      Or just straight up get expelled for.

  • @aaronfernandes3525
    @aaronfernandes3525 5 років тому +569

    Hey I got 50 bucks let's go to McDonald's.
    No let's make a movie.
    Lol

  • @logariuswheels5244
    @logariuswheels5244 6 років тому +782

    Mad respect to Marcus for watching this piece of shit THREE TIMES

    • @gluteusmaximus8881
      @gluteusmaximus8881 6 років тому +35

      Yusko R.I.P Marcus "MarcusTurner" Turner

    • @IceCreamCake96
      @IceCreamCake96 6 років тому +4

      He’s the ultimate masochist

    • @brutefarce1593
      @brutefarce1593 6 років тому

      Not sure why he would do such a horrible thing to himself.

    • @bwill123
      @bwill123 6 років тому +4

      @@brutefarce1593 Because most heroes are selfless.

    • @sayedaamina1072
      @sayedaamina1072 6 років тому +1

      That's like 3 hours and 30 minutes of torture

  • @drazlet
    @drazlet 4 роки тому +50

    If you go to the Wikipedia page for this, they have a Plot section...that’s entirely blank.

  • @ps2gamer350
    @ps2gamer350 6 років тому +1121

    God bless ur soul for finding the worst movies ever

    • @ironladyerimuth
      @ironladyerimuth 6 років тому +2

      Ps2 Gamer BOI WHY DAFUQ YOU ON PS2????

    • @ironladyerimuth
      @ironladyerimuth 6 років тому

      Ludens Decima NOOOOO, REALLY?

    • @gamingsoups
      @gamingsoups 6 років тому +1

      @@ironladyerimuth cuz ps2 has pretty good games

    • @jay96yagami27
      @jay96yagami27 6 років тому +2

      There are worse movies than this, at least its ironically funny

    • @bassgod47
      @bassgod47 6 років тому

      If you like this, check out Red Letter Media. They may scratch that terrible movie itch

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 6 років тому +423

    Aawwwhh.. shit!

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 6 років тому +282

    i need someone to review this movie like all the bad decisions were intentional
    "you see the lack of named characters shows that the audience itself is the main character"

    • @nickj.648
      @nickj.648 6 років тому +1

      Leo Morris The Pipe Strip...

    • @Sun-cg6lv
      @Sun-cg6lv 6 років тому

      Leo Morris 😂😂😂

    • @softestshade7813
      @softestshade7813 6 років тому +60

      The lack of comprehensible lines shows us a view from the killer's perspective. To him, the world doesn't make sense, therefore, the characters themselves and the world around them wouldn't make sense either. It's brilliant, really.

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 6 років тому +39

      "the inconsistent and poor camera quality, is intentional, it represents that of real life events being captured on different devices"

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 6 років тому

      Leo Morris Oh, you mean like Reader Response Theory?

  • @jasdanvm3845
    @jasdanvm3845 4 роки тому +55

    11:28
    Dude is screaming directly In the camera...
    Now if you don't find that funny, I just...

  • @finalcut612
    @finalcut612 4 роки тому +1985

    IMDB has one quote for this movie:
    Breakfast : I'm running back to Baltimore!
    [starts running]

    • @TheAirBear2000
      @TheAirBear2000 4 роки тому +69

      @Samasaurus Well, yes. Literally.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому +26

      So, it's confirmed his name actually is Breakfast? Also, the guy who stays with the car might be Darren or something like that.

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 4 роки тому +30

      Damn I need to put "they ain't killing my black ass" or whatever it was on there

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 3 роки тому

      @Samasaurus huh ?!

  • @IsabellaaaRider
    @IsabellaaaRider 5 років тому +579

    “WE ARE OUT OF GAS, BREAKFAST!!!” -Pissed Driver

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 5 років тому

      DJ 28 STAB WOUNDS!

  • @grodcoyote6635
    @grodcoyote6635 6 років тому +490

    you didn't even mention how the injured guy TWIRLS over the dead guys corpse at 10:52

    • @mikemike-lu1so
      @mikemike-lu1so 5 років тому +14

      😂

    • @thatboy_flamez
      @thatboy_flamez 5 років тому +9

      The G Podcast PSVR/PS4 Reviews I was waiting for the rest of the video for him to mention that

  • @PawsOnTheBalcony
    @PawsOnTheBalcony 4 роки тому +75

    I have 2 theories about the wrong death date in grandma's dedication - the director was able to forsee his grandma's death and just knew in advance that she would die in 1993.
    Or he was planning on doing her in because the life insurance policy would run out in 1993.
    I could see it going either way 🤷‍♀️

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 3 роки тому +13

      That just makes it more mysterious, like Michael "Mfumay" Mfume was either a prophet, or a calculated serial killer. 😨

  • @loverbxyyy
    @loverbxyyy 6 років тому +389

    DJ Double-Cut Master Slice em Up Dice em Up OG So Nice J-nice...and Breakfast

  • @5H4D0W-TP
    @5H4D0W-TP 5 років тому +450

    Worst Horror Movie?
    *Or contender for Best Comedy?*

  • @maladjustedmaverick6619
    @maladjustedmaverick6619 5 років тому +463

    His name is BREAKFAST?! Okay, that's when I officially lost it and started laughing out loud.

    • @carybeweary7209
      @carybeweary7209 5 років тому +7

      You,sir or ma'am, have a steel resolve. I was laughing from the 1st clip and it's horrible audio.

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself 4 роки тому +3

      I'm definitely naming a character Breakfast in my next script. Just for the hell of it.

  • @lexiconproductions4131
    @lexiconproductions4131 4 роки тому +70

    My theory: someone attempting to do literally everything wrong when making a movie. And succeeding. A masterpiece in the same vain as dark place itself.

  • @meganintenbro
    @meganintenbro 5 років тому +691

    The "We are out of GAS!" gets me everytime because its like the first thing you can truly hear from a character in the movie

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 5 років тому +3

      Actually no

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 4 роки тому +10

      The MegaNintenBro hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, shit

  • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
    @JoeyDoesStuff1120 5 років тому +838

    The guy who directed this movie is also produced and wrote this movie and also he acted in this movie as the main character
    Isn't that just great?

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 5 років тому +79

      The best kind of bad movies.

    • @dragoxk4542
      @dragoxk4542 5 років тому +76

      Who tf is the main character

    • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
      @JoeyDoesStuff1120 5 років тому +23

      @@dragoxk4542 i don't know who (because the audio is shit)
      But imdb said that the main character is the director

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +42

      Excuse me: 😶😑😞🤔😳👉 *YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!* there ya go.

    • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
      @JoeyDoesStuff1120 5 років тому +4

      @Rachel Reviews I don't think that's he's the killer, but I think the one who's wearing the blue jacket is the main character

  • @Danny___Riot
    @Danny___Riot 3 роки тому +40

    Dude, I saw this movie back in like 98. My best friend and I saw it after we got it from blockbuster and we laughed the entire time. The only thing I remembered from the film was the phone kill and “Ooooh Shit ooooh Shit” double take. I’ve actually been saying “oh shit” twice just like in the movie, forever and forgot years ago why I said it like that, but now I remember! This movie had us laughing our asses off!

  • @asteroidalassassin6949
    @asteroidalassassin6949 5 років тому +571

    This feels like some movie that the director just made for their friends and family

    • @the_monarch2172
      @the_monarch2172 4 роки тому +9

      their

    • @angelfilms4886
      @angelfilms4886 4 роки тому +1

      @sasuke uchiha I understood that reference XD

    • @MrDoomroom
      @MrDoomroom 4 роки тому +4

      Jesus he doesn't like his family at all or his friends if he make this for them

    • @michaeledwards6683
      @michaeledwards6683 4 роки тому +12

      MrDoomroom bro, he must LOVE his family and friends to give them such a masterpiece. this movie is perfect for getting together with the homies on a friday night and reminiscing over. thinking about it makes me nostalgic for when i made ACID in high school and we all gathered around the tv to watch it.

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 2 роки тому

      @@michaeledwards6683 😐

  • @D_Fyre
    @D_Fyre 6 років тому +517

    "My group of friends are so wild and hilarious! I bet if I pointed a camera at them, I'd get some real gold. I know! I'll shoot a horror movie and just have my friends do their thing. It'll be super realistic! Jamar is real good at special effects, too. He could make some dope ass death scenes for me. How hard can making a movie be?"

    • @D_Fyre
      @D_Fyre 5 років тому +4

      @Sternia Hoenheim LOL

    • @zaydkhan6703
      @zaydkhan6703 5 років тому +18

      @Sternia Hoenheim u upset?

    • @D_Fyre
      @D_Fyre 5 років тому +33

      @@zaydkhan6703 I think we found the director! lol

    • @zaydkhan6703
      @zaydkhan6703 5 років тому +12

      @@D_Fyre lmao he's gotta protect his masterpiece

    • @readmarx420
      @readmarx420 5 років тому +1

      I actually think I could make a better movie. Practice editing and use a damn microphone and its already be better. At least then i could understand what they say.

  • @lvly5357
    @lvly5357 5 років тому +351

    Breakfast is the most realistic character 😭 I’m not walking into a creepy house either

  • @IronicallyAlive
    @IronicallyAlive 6 років тому +153

    "they all run in different directions"
    yeah that not bad , that way the bad guy has to decided who to kill and some of them can get out alive and get help.
    "Axe'em can teleport"
    Oh nvm then.

  • @Mr.Smiley_J
    @Mr.Smiley_J 5 років тому +191

    10:52 they freak out when the dead guy flops in through the door. The guy with gash on his arm is in the way of the shot, leaps over the dead guy, spins in midair to land and continue freaking out.
    Golden.

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 4 роки тому +40

    Ax ‘em for Mortal Kombat

  • @ShogunKintaro
    @ShogunKintaro 6 років тому +242

    "DJ Slice em up dice em up OG" brilliant

    • @tatersalad76
      @tatersalad76 5 років тому +3

      I know what I'm changing my profile name to lol

    • @GEORGEMEISTERFTW
      @GEORGEMEISTERFTW 5 років тому +2

      @@tatersalad76 you will be a god if you do

  • @TheElectricCheeseProductions22
    @TheElectricCheeseProductions22 6 років тому +290

    HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SIT THROUGH THIS 3 TIMES

    • @thomasbaron5367
      @thomasbaron5367 5 років тому +1

      a lot of alcohol lol

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 5 років тому +2

      The Electric Cheese Productions
      He didn’t say that he just said he saw the movie with 3 viewings

    • @de132
      @de132 5 років тому

      He's crazy.

    • @jimphoenix494
      @jimphoenix494 5 років тому

      Self-spite

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 6 років тому +209

    This makes The Room seem like an Academy award winning masterpiece

    • @names7278
      @names7278 6 років тому +25

      strahinjagov was the room ever NOT an academy award winning masterpiece?

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 6 років тому

      @@names7278 good point Haha

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 5 років тому +16

      Say what you want about The Room, but...
      In The Room: you know the character's names, you can hear what they're saying, and you can see what they're doing. As stupid as the story is... it at least has one.
      So yeah, The Room beats this movie, if only on the level of technical competence.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 5 років тому +5

      @@troodon1096 exactly my point lol

    • @infiniteflames3974
      @infiniteflames3974 5 років тому

      yOu ARe TeAriNG mE ApArT LiZA