Venom - The Worst Superhero Movies Ever Made
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Not even gonna lie, Eddie looking like shit the entire movie is one of my absolute favourite choices ever. You expect the typical “shirtless badass” scene the whole time but it’s just a sweaty Tom Hardy looking like he’s coming out of a three day coke binge.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen this movie but also it makes sense for him since Venom is at first killing his body right? But then it decides to reverse the damage it’s caused when it starts to like Eddie
It’s me okay I’ve had a rough September move on
well fuck e'm
i enjoyed this movie
Stop shit talking and supporting this weirdo uploader and venom is a great movie
@@NimrodPepega nah lmao, you're high, it's decent at best
"He steals her documents without her consent"
... Yes, that's how stealing works.
Steals from the government without his girlfriend's consent.
Of course, why would she consent when she works there? But that's what he meant
"Hey can I steal your files?"
"Yeah sure."
Now he can steal them
@@somerandolad only if I steal
"He stole the documents"
Ok
"Without her consent"
That monster!
I mean, 'stealing her documents with her consent' would also be a thing as well, it just means that she's going to lie to the gov't about her documents being stolen to ensure she doesn't go to jail.
the fact that the little girl never actually got to ask her question immediately stood out to me. It felt like an old Simpsons joke
I felt like that was a good character moment for the villain cuz he’s like “ask your question and don’t let people silence you,” AND THEN HE JUST WALKS AWAY it shows he really doesn’t care and it plays into his character for the rest of the movie
I honestly wasn’t bothered by Venom changing his mind about earth so fast because he’s just an insanely impulsive creature. I feel like it’s believable that he’d realize that he can have fun running around here with Eddie and then just decide to blow up the other symbiotes because they were all dicks anyway
If you were a total dweeb who constantly got kicked around and were suddenly in a different place where you were basically an unstoppable god, it would make sense that you’d want to stay
Yeah, to be honest here, I find the idea that Venom was a loser on his planet, but on earth he can be special to be a fun twist on such a character. It really took the dark origin and said screw it. Haha.
It also makes sense when you realize venom feels all of brocks emotions
Love
Doubt
Fear
Empathy and sympathy.
He didn’t make the decision In a vacuum.
The way it's explained here is basically that venom is afraid of being bullied back home, being a loser and all
And venom saying that Eddie is the real reason why he's staying on earth
Given the context of the first answer, and how Eddie acted the entire movie
It makes complete sense on it's own
yeah he realized it was the perfect playground for him n he didn’t really fw the other symbiotes
Eddie being a absolute loser with nothing going for himself makes it all the funnier knowing his future arch nemesis is a high schooler.
And the fact that his superpowers come from someone who's simply scared to go home and get bullied
That just makes it weird. My cousin recently pointed out how weird their age gap is and how they are usually close in age when they face off. If they actually go though with the crossover, then he was right.
In the comics the meet around the time peter is in college/adulthood
@@parkerboy795 it’s not weird MCU spider-man faced off against vulture and he’s in his 30’s or 40’s Spider-Man always fight villains who are older than him (MCU Spider-Man that is)
Is that sad or is the fact Peter is 26 and still in high school worse
Eddie had way more chemistry with Venom, than he did with what's-her-face.
The girl from Destiny’s Child that wasn’t Beyoncé
They did advertise the movie's DVD release as a romcom between Eddie and venom, lol
I mean,Eddie and Venom are in love in the comics and they even had a baby lol
(and yeah,the DVD was also advertised as a rom-com)
@@LordPatroclus they are homies so like homiesexual kind of relationship and “they” don’t have a baby only venom does venom is asexual so Eddie didn’t had nun to do with it
@@LordPatroclus I never thought Eddie was that lonely but ig the more you know
4:20 What gets me is that Eddie's boss acknowledges that Eddie the kind is the kind of journalist that likes to investigate and expose bad people, then puts on a surprised Pikachu face when he does exactly that. Let's be real, Eddie was not the only fool in that situation.
That bugged me when I watched it. Anyone with any integrity would've assigned someone more objective.
"...it's just a wimpy little tech nerd duking it out with a huge bumbling drunk British man" had me instantly sold on watching this movie.
"Eddie's life does not get better in this movie. He does not get any happier, and he doesn't grow as a character."
Yeah but he's got an alien boyfriend so who's really the winner here, huh?
No one
@@argo9721 the viewer
honestly, i'd class getting an alien boyfriend (who's fuckin built) as life getting better. only cowards think otherwise. /jk
Uuuhhh… the rule 34 artists, obviously
@@JD-jz5gu ok maybe
I love this movie because the hack writers clearly wanted the protagonist to be a cool and utter badass, but the Tom Hardy took one look at the character and decided he would be violently ill, in constant pain, and kind of a dipshit who's always confused by the absurd situation. it's like he's fighting the script with a more compelling idea
Yeah he and the director had wildly different visions of the character, and Venom 2 will turn off the brakes and give Tom Hardy's version all the attention
@Fax ad saved me
The thing is that people always forget that venom in the comics wasn't that different from the one in the movies, sometimes it feels nobody actually know the character and assume vemon is never dumb and my god that's not true
So pretty much the same thing that happened with Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow was originally intended to be more of a generic badass, swashbuckler-type-of-character but Johnny Depp decided to instead play the character as a drunken, washed up, ambiguously gay rockstar suffering from syphilis (yes, according to Depp, Jack Sparrow has syphilis). He also wanted Jack Sparrow to be missing his nose, with a hideous wound where his nose used to be but this idea was shot down as being too much.
As a result of Depp's antics during the production of the film, Disney executives were absolutely livid about his performance, with then-CEO of Disney Michael Eisner in particular having a huge fit about the whole thing. As Depp himself recalls about the whole affair, “It trickled back to me that Michael Eisner went on some sort of bent about how ‘Goddamnit Johnny Depp’s ruining the film! Is it drunk? Is it gay?’ And so I fully expected to be fired, and I got a call from the upper echelon at Disney who were courageous enough to ask me, ‘What the fuck are you doing?’ And again, the questions came up, ‘Is it drunk? Is it gay?’ All I could say was, cause they set me up with a great line, I said, ‘Well don’t you know all my characters are gay?’ I really expected to be fired, but I wasn’t for some reason. They were actually gonna put subtitles under my character, they couldn’t understand Captain Jack.”
YES, my god the reviews that bitch about Tom "over-acting" the role are so dumb and boring, Eddie's just an insane unginhed little creacher of a man and we love that for him!
Venom captures the “Holy shit this is insane what the fuck is going on” essence of the 90s’ Venom comic books (most notably Venom: Lethal Protector) perfectly
Lol wtf..
They do call themselves lethal protector in the second movie
Dude wtf are you talking about? This movie is nothing like the comics.. these movies suck. I swear some of these comments are bots or something. Every person I know I’m person agrees with me that these movies are garbage. Venom shouldn’t have been a borderline comedy just so they can try to get more ticket sales with a little kid rating. They would have been way more successful if they made it darker.. there is a reason why all these trash ass marvel movies flop
@@findawaytowin2968darker like… morbius? Wouldn’t work, Kraven looks like it’s gonna flop with edge to
@@findawaytowin2968My man, I love how you completely outed yourself as having zero fucking idea *what* the Lethal Protector and other 90s Venom comics were like.
Hint: They were goofy, insane and comedic
I quite like Venom, UNIRONICALLY
Venom looks much better in this version than in Spider-Man 3, Riot and Carlton Drake are somewhat interesting villains, and I wouldn’t expect Eddie to look like some shirtless badass when he’s bonded with an alien that’s actively KILLING HIM, so I like the fact that he looks sick
Also, his character is depressed, his fiancé left him, he lost the one job he’d ever wanted and he’s forced to live in a small and shitty apartment
It’s fun
I agree with everything you just said EXCEPT about the venom design. The spider-man 3 one looks like a straight up nightmarish alien, while Venom venom just looks like goop.
@@HouseWrennt I think they meant body-wise. Venom in its own movie looks more accurate when it becomes full body, whereas Spider-Man 3 venom just looks like the black Spider-Man suit with a different face.
spiderman 3 design is better
@@arkhamjedi4472 Your objectively wrong.
@@aldairmartinez5001 I mean for a older movie spider man 3 venom looks very good and the fight scenes with venom look better imo
I’d willingly watch a full movie of just Eddie and Venom living as a dysfunction couple in a single body.
Based on the social media reactions that's exactly what we're gonna see in let there be carnage
Isn’t that basically what they are in the comics now?
I couldn't do it. I thought this movie was ass.
but that's the whole movie
That's the dumbest fucking thing about this movie.
Is Venom a bad movie? Yes
Will I still watch it bc Tom Hardy’s love for this character is so infectious? Absolutely
Tom Hardy’s hilariously bad American accent/mannerism is what keeps me interested.
its actually kinda cool that his kid convinced him to take the role because venom is his favorite comic book character
@Fax mashall..ah?
Tom Hardy to Venom is what Ryan Reynolds is to Deadpool, and I'm fucking here for it.
I wouldn’t say “love” I’d say effort. Love is a big word
Tom Hardy is an old personal friend of mine. He used to train at the local gym with my late brother (who was a professional MMA and cage fighter and fought with Katie ("Jordan") Price's ex husband Alex Reid when he was building himself up for his role in 'Bronson'.
Tom's success story is like something out of 'revenge of the nerds'. I remember him being a very quiet and retiring guy who loved comics and sci fi and vintage horror films.It's strange seeing your friends on the telly on reality TV shows but that is ramped up 500% when you see them in blockbuster movies jumping out of exploding buildings and have action figures made out of them.
It's all good though. we are so proud of Tom and all he has achieved.
Next time you see him, tell him some random guy from WV named one of his cats after him lol
@@datdankdj8264 OK👍
"A 7' tall *slime ghoul*." Thank you for writing my new Tinder bio.
Lmao
"Venom takes over his ex's body and creates a fetish that I didn't even know I had". What are the chances this isn't a joke & Marcus now has a black goo monster fetish?
Pretty high I'm guessing
I'm taking it at face value lol
Don't we all?
About as good as the chances it did the same to me.
100%
It is unironically the most memorable part of the movie besides the motorcycle chase
Gotta love how for once a movie doesn't portray the other man (Eddie's ex-fiance's boyfriend) as some jerk that's trying to hurt the main character. The boyfriend was pretty nice and helped Eddie. Also, Eddie and the ex-fiance didn't end up back together which I liked too
I didn’t lol Bc I liked what they had but f*** me what an a**hole I guess
In all seriousness I liked Dan he was a really nice guy and would hate to see her dump him, but also want Eddie to be happy again
Eddie doesn't need his ex back. He and venom have a happy gay relationship (at least in my headcannon)
@@Micolashs-Coffee don't give the NSFW artists any ideas!
@@Mr._Zook We're way too late for that...
They already did it
@@Micolashs-Coffee dont worry bro there actually canon
I think my favourite thing in this film is the relationship between Eddie, Dan and Anne because of the way they handled it. It’s nice to see them get along and support each other despite a broken off relationship.
My favorite part is the fact that they mispronounced "simbiote" during filming, got brutally made fun of after the trailers dropped, and just very obviously overdubbed the final cut of the movie to correct it without reshooting any of the scenes.
For anyone who doesn't know, rewatch the trailers. They pronounce it "sim-bye-oat" and it's incredible.
The power of peer pressure my friend
Of course Venom would find San Francisco beautiful. He's not paying rent.
Give me rent.
@@m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757 You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door
@@99wins31 I missed the part where that's my problem.
the man, the myth, the legend, thenewbee himself, love your channel man🔥🔥
Venom later: Eddie, Eddie we should move to Arizona for affordable housing.
I mean fair points but Venom admitting he’s a loser on his home planet and calling Eddie his friend is adorable
100% agree.
I actually love this movie because of how ridiculous it is
@@iainstuchbery yeah, dont go into this movie expecting a master piece, you will be diasapointed.
Go into it and just expect to have fun because its a fun movie.
@@Julian-pw5mv and I’ve heard the sequel is a lot of the same. Which in this case is wonderful.
@@AnimatedTerror thats great, fun movies are fun. (Duh)
good point, its like the fact they are both losers in their own worlds is attractive to each other, like anti heroes molding the line between villain in spider man n sometimes often more then not "friend". THe ultimate toxic loser duo, its attractive to us in a really modernly gray way, i like it
They could have fixed some things by having Venom be the symbiote that escaped and made his way back to San Francisco by body hopping instead of Riot. You could then have the white spider logo present, the implication being that Venom was in New York for a while on his way. It also explains the trust/bond between Riot and Drake, they've been in close contact daily at the lab. That way, Venom actively wanting to save the day makes sense, he's had a lot of interaction with a huge amount of different people whereas Riot has only interacted with a guy who was routinely killing homeless people without any remorse.
As a big fan of the comics, I’m honestly pretty glad that Venom got his own story without Spider-Man. I thought it was a nice change of pace that was done well.
This is a subtrope of the buddy cop movie.
The dynamic between Eddie and Venom is the main driving force.
I love it.
I kinda liked Eddie being a complete wreck the whole film.
it makes sense tbh because there's no Spiderman
@@marrymejisoo3413 his whole life is a wreck, part of the movies
by far the most comics accurate part of the movie, eddie brock is a weird gremlin of a man in every medium
It took a bit but the character did grow on me
“For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.” Ephesians 2:8-9
“for ‘everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’”
Romans 10:13
“Creates a fetish I didn’t even know I had.”
Venom in a nutshell.
Thank God this isn’t in the Main MCU Universe.
@@gevvy6 Ｓｉｒ, ｔｈｉｓ
ｉｓ ａ Ｗｅｎｄｙ＇ｓ
@@gevvy6 Don’t worry there’s plenty already…
@@cloudshines812 yeah but like
I want more
@@Water_Me_Loan uh about that…watch Venom 2
13:03 black censor bar got me outta nowhere😂
16:00 No idea what he's talking about, that scene is fucking gold. It shows that beyond the symbiote, Eddie is still just a regular guy. No regular guy wants to jump out of a high rise window
He's not talking about the actual joke, he's talking about the three seconds of awkward silence afterwards
MeevMan is right, but I also think that scene isn’t as deep as you think it is. The writers just wanted to write in a scene where Venom says pussy tbh. It’s funny, but it’s not meant to add depth to Eddy’s character. This movie isn’t exactly focused on having detailed personalities/messages
@@Devon.with.an.i He specifically says its the shit jokes that land in a cinema but cringe at home alone
In all honesty, Venom telling Eddie that he's what made him love earth, is the most indulgent, pure, sugary sweet bullshit I've seen in a long time. Venom is the feel good romantic dramedy of 2016.
It was made in 2018
Oh my God yes. Listen. I WANT MY GAY MONSTER LOVING ROMANCE
2016 wut? One hundred and fourteen+ people upvotes you blindly….WHAY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME LOSE HOPE IN HUMANITY.
lmaoooooooo
@@ChiseledDiamond they don't have a romance weirdo
Honestly, this movie is so goddamn fun to watch I don't even care.
Exactly sometimes movie critics are to serious lol just enjoy the movie 🍿
There's a difference between objective quality and enjoyability. Venom is very enjoyable.
I don't want this to be an attack on any critic. Something that's a 10/10 for me could be a 0/10 for someone else. For example, I love the Amazing Spider-Man Franchise, I think both movies are great. But I don't like the Raimi SM movies. I've seen so many people going completely off the rails about how "Your opinion is invalid" like dude, It's an opinion not a fact.
@@BayHarborGulper yeah enjoy it, you go my man.
@@BayHarborGulper holy shit man the sam raimi films are horrible. It’s basically a parody movie, yet the fans are completely rabid and attack anyone who criticises the film
Edit: my response to the clown complaining about the venom movies below
“Venom was MORE goofy in the comics. In the movie he wasn’t even that goofy and the movie wasn’t even very comical.
In the comics he tries to get revenge on Peter Parker by pretending to be a hotdog stand and giving him the wrong ketchup sauce for his hotdog. That is a million times more goofy than anything venom did in the movie.
You’re blatantly exaggerating to an absurd degree how comedic the movie way to justify a ridiculous unreasonable bias against the film.
Most of all your claims are unsubstantiated and just baseless complaints. Oh the dialogue was bad? No elaboration, no examples. Oh the plot had too many holes? No elaboration, no examples. Cut the shit, you’re just whining about a movie with no real reasons and your only excuses are unfair exaggerations of the film”
“Its like we are following around a drunk idiot” And that is exactly why i love it
If you look at 12:37, venom actually retracts itself from Eddie because of the heat. It is a really cool Easter egg. If you look at the previous scenes, venom was in control of the bike however when Eddie went through the explosion, it handed the control back to Eddie!
“Venom, get in the rocket!”
“Ok”
End credits
VENOM I GOT THAT VENOMM
@@maclaren9645 *casually sabotages engine and jumps out
You know, sometimes I feel like we need more movies like venom that are just dumb schlock that's very entertaining. I do enjoy more serious works of art, but i also love movies like Venom.
I mean most super hero movies have all been that except save for a handful or stronger ones
Actually we need the opposite
when the transformer movies came out y’all bitched and moaned about it but when a bad movie with venom comes out y’all go on here and say “you know what? we need more movies like this”
@@KingofKrazee Wow your opinion is so cool and different, lets go rewatch every tarentino movie daily together
@@luisnavarro5298 Exactly. Which is why I hate promoting so bad it's good movies. It makes film makers lazy.
15:23 Venom is a fucking CRYSTAL GEM if you stop to think about it
gonna see him singing a we are a crystal gem soon
This is the perfect example of, "this is so bad that it's good"
This video just explained exactly why I fucking love this movie
Facts
Same
Exactly
Init
Honestly, it’s a fucking dumb, stupid movie and I really love it
I’m super confused on how he manages to live in San Francisco for 6 months with no job. That place is insanely expensive.
movie logic™
Or how he stays as jacked as he is when he's supposed to he a guy barely scraping by. No normal guy with little money barely scraping for food/rent has Tom Hardy's build naturally.
@@caldw615 Rocky did it with a bag of meat and some stairs
The same way that Al Bundy had a decent house and raised a wife and two kids on a shit minimum wage job.It's that Hollywood movie/media magic :P
Given how Marcus pointed out how unrealistically nice as well as incompetent people are in this movie, I guess the in-universe "explanation" is that the landlord just waved his rent until Eddie got back on his feet, like any landlord would in real life. Clearly the same goes for all of the utility companies he would have to pay otherwise.
[Insert forced laugh track here.]
That or he's just whoring himself out like no tomorrow, which would also conveniently explain how he's still so fit despite seeming perpetually inebriated and how he affords to be perpetually inebriated in the first place even as cheap as some rotgut is.
The whole movie is Tom Hardy doing his best Charlie Day impression.
I fucking hate those discovering weird alien human reacts movie screams. Thank you for articulating that, I never knew exactly how to relay how much those scenes annoy me.
I'm surprised Cosmonaut didn't even mention the fact that Sony tried to market Venom as a love story.
I mean, de forgot it was a SONY movie. He said Marvel the entire vid
@@stiansahlstenrosvald412 well is sony forcing to enter MCU by taking spiderman as a hostague
@@FULANODETAL I hate that they’re trying to incorporate mcu spider man into the Sony verse. Mcu spider man has good movies and characters while Sony does not have a good track record with heroes so I don’t trust them with mcu spider man at all unless venom 2 changes for the better
@@drew9201 problem is mcu Spiderman is iron boy jr
After presenting it as a horror sci fi movie and even a non traditional superhero movie.
I love how they portrayed the real life transition of venom being written as a villain in the comics to being written as an antihero in the comics in one simple convo between Eddie and Venom where Eddie basically says "Don't kill anybody unless they're bad guys"
Well honestly, that _is_ pretty much the difference a lot of the time. [Glances at the Punisher Trade on the shelf behind the monitor awkwardly]
it's what most of the time happens to popular villains, we can add Deadpool to the list too, man was a cold blooded murderer with psychosis probably. there are very few exceptions to this rule, say perhaps the Joker where it seems as everyone still prefers him as the bad guy he is.
i love how even then he's still a borderline villian to anyone he doesn't care about
@@saaros Deadpool never was a bad guy or even a villian. He was a anti hero in the main storyline right from the start. I think youre deeply confused by all the alternative Storylines that describe him as a psycho like deadpool kills the marvel universe etc
@@saaros I mean, anti-heroes are great, but we still need straight up bad guys every now and again.
Every point you made is exactly why I love this movie. Comic book movies are way too serious. They should be dumb, goofy and fun. Just like the comics are.
The scream trope annoys me, but the one in the grinch actually made me laugh because Jim carry screams so humorously. It’s never made me laugh any other time, and I was legitimately surprised that it got me.
I love the part where the kid doesn't get to ask her question, makes me laugh every time. And I feel like it is an unintentional comment on deflection and evasion from powerful people.
Tbh I think it’s just a shitty scene that tries to establish Riz Ahmed’s character as a supposed good saint
@@STRIK3RM4N if you take them at face value, a lot of scenes are pretty shitty lol
@@krazysamurai yeah, the whole chase scene was pointlessly long and cheesy, the “my legs were broken now they’re not” could go through if the narrative was on par to it, but nah
I’m pretty sure he does say that the female scientist that was with him will answer her question as he's leaving though
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that finds it so funny. At first I thought she was going to ask where the bathroom was as a punchline to follow his little speech… BUT THEN SHE NEVER GETS TO ASK HER QUESTION 😭😂😭😂
The first time I watched this film in theatres and heard the line “My legs…they were broken…and now they’re not broken…” spoken by Tom Hardy, out loud, to no one, was the moment I knew Venom was something special
the back to back screaming in movies is actually insane. i didnt realize how often they did that 💀💀
You said a few things: that Eddie is stumbling around like he's drunk the while movie, you expected Venom to be fueled by the build up of emotion in Eddie's downward spiralling life, and that Venom's motivations are all over the place. Perhaps they are all connected, though. Venom's odd motivations are being fueled by... whatever is going on with Eddie... and he has become as much of a mess as Eddie is.
Just a thought. I didn't know if shine else had mentioned.
I love the Pitch Meeting description of the final fight:
"It's gonna be like watching two people wearing garbage bags fighting by candlelight!"
Yeah even as someone who liked Venom, the final fight was absolute crap, watching a black blob and a gray blob beat each other up in the nighttime is super hard to see
Totally agree. And I really enjoy the flick
This movies fan base is either
“Man this piece of shit?” Or
“I love that movie”
Or both
ITS WHAT MOVIES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE
I’m both lmao
"Bofe"
I’m both simultaneously
Just binged your channel again and I gotta say you love “the roots” 😂😂
2:24 - 2:50 Both the Moon Knight TV series and the Venom movies seem to share the same exact traits and structure, and yet complete opposites at the same time: the former can be funny and serious when the scenes demand them while the latter can be funny and serious AT ANY RANDOM MOMENTS.
It would be amazing if the sequel, which is named "Let there be carnage", doesn't have a single drop of blood.
It won't be. They already released a clip with carnage fighting against cops and it doesn't show any single drop of blood in it
You guys missed the joke
You’re out of your mind if you think they’ll make anything Spider-Man related Rated-R
its rated pg-13 i just found out 😢 its gonna be just as if not a tiny bit less limmited than venom
@@MegaDean9 there's more blood in Disney marvel movies lmao
I love this goofy ass movie.
Same
It makes no god damn sense it's amazing
If this was mcu people wouldn’t judge it as hard.
@@AYYYLMAOOOOO probably because he would be expecting it
@@AYYYLMAOOOOO No movie in the MCU is as bad as this.
9:48 how many months?
11:55 a billionaire having a private mercenary army with explosive attack drones turned out to be not so far fetched 😭
I feel like you can tell from Tom Hardy´s performance that he was the only person that knew what kind of movie it was. And from what Andy Serkis has been saying in interviews, he also understands what kind of movie the sequel should be, a straight up goofy action sci-fi flick that doesn´t make sense at all but it´s fun to watch.
Shiii F the critic's that's all the reason's you said is why I'm watching it lol Comedy/Fights/Power's people whine too much lol "oH tHe CgI" what they expect a giant ass goo man suit swinging around lol
and exactly what the comic book character called Venom deserves, this is straight up bullshit you described a sitcom.
@@idrawspiders what you want a serious villain Venom? He's an anti hero with a sick sense of humour & with jokes comes comedy what you expect from a comic character that literally says "Eye's, Lung's, Pancreas! So many snacks so little Time!!!" Movie Venom- "We should be snacking on bad guys!!!" You must be thinking of Carnage maybe
@@sleepingshaq2541 I expect not being a fucking goofball, are you reading yourself? The character is an anti-hero but how does that immediately mean he cracks jokes? Did you read ANY comics with him? When he says that line he''s dead fucking serious, Venom does NOT crack jokes 24/7 and does not give cooking and relationship tips and you just gave away that you never read a single comic with him in it.
Sure, that's one option. They also could have made a GOOD goofy action sci-fi flick though
"I just don't think movie characters freak out appropriately when they see scary stuff."
I agree with this. Personally, I'd stumble, crawl away and ugly cry aimlessly - alternatively, I'd snap and pray to a god for my continued existence.
I also hate when characters overreact to talking animals like they've never seen a cartoon in their lives.
That statement reminds me of the Tenet protagonist first gets told about a world ending time reversing event and has zero emotion whatsoever.
@@KaiKrimson56 bruh what, so because you’ve seen a fake, animated cartoon, you shouldn’t be surprised if that happens in real life lmao. Damn imma start running off cliffs hoping if I just don’t realize I’m going off the cliff I can kinda float until I look down and realize
@@nathanielperry2714 you are not very bright are you?
@@astronova6150 I mean, I dont think I radiate that much light, maybe there's a switch I haven't found yet idk
9:47 HOW MANY MONTHS!?
15:08
This movie is in a tier of so bad it’s good, I honestly love every second that Venom is on screen
"And he's wearing a fucking Ronald McDonald wig." I died.
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear natt
thank god they got rid of it in the new movie
i'm gonna see it tomorrow, so hopefully it's good
“There will be carnage” is like a line The Boys or something would use to mock this kind of film, used seriously
Rest in Peace
@@knowledgeanddefense1054 it’s not serious lol
"I'm sorry about Venom" is one of the greatest lines ever to appear in a film. I went to see this with my brother when it came out and he absolutely lost his shit laughing when she said that. I think that every movie should contain a sombre, reflective scene at the end where one of the characters says "I'm sorry about [MOVIE TITLE]"
"I'm sorry about the Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen" Optimus Prime to Barrack Obama
"I'm sorry about Doctor Strange : multiverse of madness". Yeah makes sense
I'm sorry about The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King 😔
Jack Sparrow to Barbosa “I’m sorry about Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides.” 😩
@@Minotaur256 Aren't we all
i loved the venom movies because of how realistic it is. He doesn't automatically gain six pack and huge pecs, personal problems like paying rent automatically solved. intead, he's still troubled, but with this symbiote in him. Still trying to get his shit together, with more responsibilities.
“I’m ghost ridin’ the whip! Crazy Taxi!”
Venom, get in the rocket!
“No, we won’t let you destroy this world😡”
@@ku_teku6010 “Honey time for dinner!”
"Get in the rocket, loser. We are going to Vegas!"
@@everythingdibs344 okaaaaay!
Love ur pfp
i love how eddy just looks like shit the entire movie. no matter what he is sweating heavily from every pore in his body
Agreed. Straight up greasy.
Seriously this guy is sticky as fuck
what about your airfryers tho?
Venom wanting to get to a spaceship could have potentially been really interesting if it followed the comic book storyline about the symbiotes being part of a noble hive mind but those on earth had their connection broken and lost the plot.
23:35 I swear, I can't with this guy!! 😂😂😂
“It’s like the whole movie we’re just following a weird drunk idiot.”
You know what, that is very accurate and the exact kind of himbo superhero energy I want.
If you haven't seen Hancock, you should.
Read any hawkeye comic its amazing
In a way it makes it different and fresh, love to see a loser underdog stepping into the spotlight for a change
@@rhetiq9989 Spider-Man is kinda a loser so there’s that
Yeah I mean outside of his journalism skills that's kinda Eddie Brock in a nutshell
“Venom get in the rocket” gives off the same vibes as “shinji get in the robot”
I would like to believe that was on purpose
"Yo, Shinji get in the robot! Your dad loves (?) You get in the robot!"
Or Nebby get in the bag.
"Jacob keep your shirt oon."
Kris get the banana
ayo 3:57 😭😭😂 shoutout the editor i needed that laugh
Consistent Incompetency is better than Inconsistent Incompetency -Uncle Ben
One thing I absolutely adore about Venom's design in this movie is how they gave him white veins that mimic the spider symbol from the comics. It's amazing how far they went to keep Venom's iconic look even though they couldn't include Spiderman.
false. he had that symbol BEFORE he met spiderman, and the klyntarian god knull wears it too. it's a dragon that just LOOKS like a spider
@@whatsyourpoint5417 yeah but come on man the designers knew what they were doing
@@whatsyourpoint5417 Lol what? Venom was created before Knull was ever a thought. In the comics, its literally the same symbiote Spiderman got rid of. Venom was just evil spiderman, thats why he had the symbol.
They will give him the spider symbol too, after meeting with spiderman
@@istaykoo yes, but they retconned that, so they could have included it
it's so wild to me that Upgrade and Venom came out within a few months of each other and had similar stories/concepts, a similar action scene, and similar-looking actors playing their main characters
And both were great fun movies
@@jmanwild87 No venom was awful
@@canaryguycrazy7729 that's your opinion. My own is that venom was a good turn your brain off flick carried by Tom Hardy. Upgrade is also fantastic
@@canaryguycrazy7729 so do you think most of the Marvel movies are awful too?
@@arcanum3882 Some of them are pretty great but the vast majority of them feel very Cookie cutter and generic the last superhero movie I watched in theaters was the far from home and even then I thought it was just ok. But I'd rather watch that movie ten times over then ever having to rewatch venom
all the screams in the “creature and human scream back and forth” and then just ET going EughAuughEughaghhh at the end cracked me up
"I'm ghost-riddin' the whip...!" made me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh Tom Hardy carried this movie on his back he's so balls to the wall insane it's hilarious
Theres nothing for him to carry lol
This is balls on a filmmaker, this is perfectly cheesy, perfectly acted, perfectly acted, perfectly edited. Everything about this movie is flawless, every film student needs to study why this movie works.
Gotta be honest, his accent isn’t bad. There are people who sound exactly like that.
I never knew he was making an accent till I saw this video.
@@SI0AX same
He was wobbly throughout the movie
It's like he's depressed and mentally tired because he can not get drugs anymore
And when he said that line "climbing a tree super, super fast"
I was cringing pretty hard and just wanted him to fucking speak up like raise the damn voice and speak clearly
@@HeresVasilias SHUT UP
@@thepunisher4138 lmao NO
The evil Elon bit aged extremely well
Venom without Spiderman is like a cereal without milk
I mean, if you take this movie to be a romantic sci-fi comedy between Eddie and the symbiote, Venom's reasons for staying on Earth suddenly make a lot more sense.
Side note: the symbiote is in complete control when it takes over its host's body - you can tell by the internal struggle Eddie gives when Venom is in control. So like. That heavy tongue action Venom gave Eddie?? That was 100% the symbiote lol. There's no way that's the only way to transfer to a new host.
omfg I kinda love it that they just turn into a throuple
I'd stay in another planet for Tom Hardy 🥵
At 14:54 Riot changes hosts too without giving the new person a kiss.
So yeah venom is defenitly "into" eddy
12:43 WASH AWAY THE ANGER! I see, a man of culture
Thank you for the montage at 18:18. Really got a solid laugh finishing with a delightful chuckle which your, “I feel like we got off topic” cut back. Haha, good times
Marvel's Elon Musk would DEFINITELY have explosive drones.
Marvel’s Elon Musk=Tony Stark
Explosive Drones≈Drones from Far From Home
@@jonathanperkins69 Tony Stark doesn't have child slaves in mines so don't compare him lol
elon musk is aint a guiness their engineer is the genius behind his work
But no security cameras lol
@@themalaysiandude3903 Elon musk is considered one of the smartest people alive...
This movie is literally a B-movie with an A-movie budget. It’s aware of it, plays it straight and embraces it. Watching it like it’s anything more and then either loving or hating it (there doesn’t really seem to be a middle ground) is completely on the viewer. To some it’s bad, to others it’s great. I’m in the great category.
This is a weirdly good description
Still much better than the new Spider-Man movies, Degrassi/Riverdale level drama stitched with jokes 24/7 by every character except Spider-Man, yeah that's how I wanna relive the pages!
@@OoToxiToxioO I'm sorry, but no. They may not be what some fans expect from Spider-Man, but they're still better made than this film.
wrong answer, 0/10
@@ZuckerbergsAi Its all just opinions, chill out
I love that the drones don't shoot bullets they just ram into things.
I've been on a binge watch of you videos, and I didn't subscribe...until this one...this one got me to subscribe...
Jesus Christ died for your sins repent and believe the Gospel. For God so loved the world he gave his only Begotten Son so that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life -John 3:16
Same here, a fun movie is a fun movie glad someone else enjoys it
Same, the shit was kinda wack and funny for some wack ass reasons and I loved it
This movie is COMEDY GOLD
Same
same
As a Raimi Spiderman fan, this movie is *chefs kiss*, perfectly goofy
Has none of that Raimi charm though
@@cymraegpunk1420 true but it has its own sort of thing going on, nothing close to rami, but still refreshing in modern day superhero movies.
In terms of movie tone,this flicks Venom seems like he would come from the world of the Andrew Garfield version of Spiderman.
Theres humor in the movie,but it's too 'adult' to take place in Tobey Mcguire or Tom Hollands spiderverse
Seriously there’s like nothing even close to that Raimi charm. Kind of odd to bring it up.
@@yowatchie It’s different to the Raimi movies but it’s still goofy as Hell
23:22 - He legit looks like Macaulay Culkin.
I love that Marcus used the crazy taxi sound again
In this age of extreme caution, soulless blandness and every movie being focus tested to within an inch of its life, the art of the good bad blockbuster is sadly dying out. I'm grateful to movies like Venom for holding the torch. If only it had an R rating.
Netflix movies will eventually fill this niche for the streaming era.
Gotta love them, cant get enough of these b- movies
Honestly I don’t think it really needed an r rating
The thing with Venom is, its atleast not bland. Its an ugly and hallarious mess. The perfect blockbuster.
@@buihelgason it’s not a mess
“Yes even this guy survives the same beat down Patrick Star get” BRUH LOLOL
“Sir-*licks lips*-grab me that specimen” 😂
I really think venom films are complete trash. There's just nothing to enjoy here. People say watch like a dumb enjoyable film but it's still trash. Aquaman is a much better film in this aspect
I cannot believe “On my planet, im kind of a loser” is an actual line in this fucking movie…
If you think that’s bad, venom 2 is full of cringe lines
whats wrong with the line?
@@johnymustacio W-WDYM “what’s wrong with” IS IT NOT CLEAR?
@@angryboi595 bro stuttered through text
@@angryboi595 just say it mf
The one good thing about the movie is Eddie and venom chemistry
I hated that too. The only thing I liked about this movie is that they got Venoms design down right. But man the CGI gets unbearable at a certain point.
@@SuperMurray2009 why did you hate it I thought it was cool
@@abdullahamr9941 Bad Acting Is one. What's funny is I think Ahmed and Hardy have done spectacular acting in the past but their acting is unbelievable bad and Cosmonaut summed it up perfectly. Hardy is trying to hard to sound like a NY Meathead and Ahmed is just monotone as fuck.
Also the story is just bad. It has no clear stakes or direction. It doesn't set up what story I'm supposed to be invested in good enough at all. The story our protagonist is engaged in doesn't interest me in the slightest. Everything is just thrown at Eddie so it's hard to feel invested.
Also the CGI is terrible and the action is terrible. If the plot is gonna be nonsensical and stupid then at least give me good action. But I couldn't get that either. The movie scenes are heavily cut to oblivion to hide the gore and the CGI is extremely distracting because of how bad it is.
@Fax "ye. wow" shut up
@@SuperMurray2009 the CGI was great, its better than what you and I can make, the artist did their best with it, try watching Canadian lads video about it where he points out art details in Venom, its really interesting.
22:05 this is legit the best part of the video. Too bad they didn't put it in the movie too
I love how they put venom into the post credits teaser after no way home like somebody would actually get excited by that.
It was pretty exciting tbh
The MCU/superhero movies in general really over use the “long pause after a joke” type moment, that’s mainly because every character is constantly throwing out one liners.
I know, I personally find it irritating. Most of their jokes aren’t even that funny…
@@stormtraitor6545 what’s even worse is people endlessly quote them or say shit like “truly brilliant dialogue”
This isn’t the mcu
@@Agencyagent34 go back to watching shitty DC movies
@@stormtraitor6545 big words coming from star Wars fanboys