I mean, technically speaking we do have flying cars. They're just either ridiculously expensive to buy or are prototypes that would still take years to mass produce.
Jackaboy broke the number one rule: No matter how amazingly, sexily, gay panic inducingly sexy someone might be, no matter if they seem interested, or even if they're outright coming on to you, it's bros before hoes. No exceptions.
@@Sinc3r3ly Indeed he isn't. Tis a joke referencing how he acts upon seeing the Sanders himself. I ain't one of those weirdos who is like "Oh he def gay I will call him such even if he actually isn't 😩"
@@neolicious3323 It's actually a straight up THING in the BTS community that a "7th member" doesn't get enough love, and people throw HUGE angry protests every time one member is perceived as being treated unfairly. XD So it's kind of an inside joke
Hi my name is actually Ashleigh and yeah I found that weird too but I still liked the fact that he was saying my name and I also don't understand the extra "e"
KFC: **gives us this beautiful game** me: wait what about popeyes a few weeks later... popeyes: **gives us popeyes sandwhich** me:**makes those anime eyes**
Start of the video: "I'm going to fist Colonel Sanders" End of video: "You better hit that like button if you're into Colonel Sanders as much as I am". Errm ... I don't think anyone can get any further in than you, Jack ...
“What’s your name?” Jack: BIG DADDY “I’m gonna fist colonel sanders” Colonel Sanders: MEN GET READY THE ENEMY APPROACH! *jack and his army of fan art advance*
3:26 I’m WHEEZING! I can’t breathe Miriam:good morning big daddy! Jack:so I may have made a mistake with the name.............. Me: 😂🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂🤣
1990: I hope we'll have flying cars in the future!
2019: *D a t i n g* *C o l o n e l* *S a n d e r s .*
I see nothing wrong with it lol
I see this as an *ABSOLUTE WIN*
@@Casperlova exactly
Ayy Lmao it’s fine with me.
I mean, technically speaking we do have flying cars. They're just either ridiculously expensive to buy or are prototypes that would still take years to mass produce.
The best part about this game, is that’s it’s made by KFC. Officially. They’ve memed themselves
nOOO
Really?😂
yeesh
They even nailed the JoJo reference
@@mreverything7056 wait they actually meant to do that i thought it was just a happy little accident
21:32
“Oh Miriam, I’m not even sorry.”
Top ten anime betrayals
Oof
lol
Jackaboy broke the number one rule: No matter how amazingly, sexily, gay panic inducingly sexy someone might be, no matter if they seem interested, or even if they're outright coming on to you, it's bros before hoes. No exceptions.
XD
Connor Hughes hoes?
Game: whats youre name?
Jack: Big Daddy.
Jack: *instant regret*
I'm just imaging that the big daddy is making the inner monolog but in reality he's making whale noises
why is there only 1 reply on this comment with 1k likes?
lol
*your ._.
plot twist: Jack un-regrets the when he gets "busy" with Sanders
MIRIAM: "Good morning BIG DADDY!"
BIG DADDY: "I may have made a mistake"
Exactly. 😂
@benjamin ramsey All haaail Plankton
Should we or should we not address him as BIG DADDY?
@benjamin ramsey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damnit I lost and started laughing
@benjamin ramsey I'm been in that community since I was 13 or 14 even I made edit for big daddy xd I have them in my phone
Jack: I'm straight
Jack playing this game: *gay panic over Colonel Sanders*
Bispyspacemom BREAKING NEWS: New KFC Dating Simulator causes gay panic all around globe
Omg I love your lance pfp
@@waffles2043 thx!!!
Everyone goes gay for the the colonel
Whenever I play a gay dating sim
The pause and then “I may have made a mistake with the name” had me cackling
Alternative title: Seán being thirsty for 32 minutes “straight”
Lol underrated
You mean curved?
PFFFFFF!!!
Nice profile pic friend and HA straight
What about: “Sean being gay for about 35 minutes”
“My manbun tried to swim in lava.” Now he has to make a gravestone in his Minecraft cemetery
He’s right bro jacks cemetery is getting too full
Truth
Lucas Hayes like this so jack can see it
Jack: Im straight
Colonel Sanders: **Exists**
Jack: Sooooooo,,,,,,,, i May have been wrong.......
*gay panic*
this aint the only video that makes us question Jack's prefernce... im so confused ;-;
Trinity Webster lmao Jack be like, “Fuck that shit I’m gay now.”
bisexual af
@Frozenclaw they find that ship for each other unsetteling they both have girl friends please dont ship them they don't like it
Jack; "We're not called BTS. We're called JSE's... stands for Jack Septic Egos."
Possible Fandoms: CANNON ACCEPTED
*canon
@@johnclever8813 Fool,I've already loaded the cannons
I thought it said jack septics eggs
I
Am
So
Dumb
*You could make a poster out of this!*
I just realized that *Jack is the soft, soothing voice reading the narrative* .
Wait me too...
By far one of the best reading voices out there
Me: This game seems interesting. *sips soda*
Jack: i'M gOnNa FiSt CoLoNel SaNdErS!
Me: *Spits out soda*
BRUH I SAW THIS AS IT HAPPENED 😂😂
Same reaction my dude 😂
And then....
hE walks in
Jack:
* unholy screeching *
U L T R A N U T
hang on.. my names kat. i need friends.
also...
NUT
Behold the mating call of the Jack.
Sooo unconformable >.
"WHO SUMMONED ME!?"
Miriam: "Good morning BIG DADDY!"
Jack: "pauses"
Jack: " I may have made a mistake with the name"
Big bRaInNnN
@@j_the_frog Nonono Big dAdDyDdy
Its big brain time.
It’s big brain time
i laughed my butt off when that happened xD
Sean: GIMME A HI-FIVE JACK
Also Sean: * Slaps him across the face *
I loved that part
@@Mylenapony nice pfp 👌
F*ckin DECKED
No one:
Literally no one:
Colonel Sanders:
Jack, when he sees colonel: FLIP MY NIPS AND CALL ME CHICKEN, SIR
He runed the chance flip my nips and call me chicken strips
HINT HINT 13:13 - 13:30 your welcome
rm's thOt
A) pffffff
B) is rm your bias cause he bias wrecks me every damn day
Yeehaw_Jungkook Saranghaeyo Nice TWO army’s 😉
Noone:
Litterally noone:
Jack: *in a girly voice* Good morning, big daddy!
Imagine the neighbors hearing that
@@tidyyyy omg they're probably like "we need to move! 0-0" XD
@Cannoli you taking spelling classes?
@da name :p duolingo*
@da name :p also, i think they were talking abt that and literally being litterally
Colonel Sanders: *Does anything*
Jack: N U T
13:14 oh dear lord
i would like, but it's at 666
HSJSBESBSHSBSHS
Colonel Sanders:
Jack: *the gayest noises to ever gay*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i died at that
He’s not gay though
@@Sinc3r3ly Indeed he isn't. Tis a joke referencing how he acts upon seeing the Sanders himself. I ain't one of those weirdos who is like "Oh he def gay I will call him such even if he actually isn't 😩"
@@Sinc3r3ly not after seeing him
The awkward silence after Sean says “good morning big daddy” .... that was the funniest thing ever
Colonel Sanders: Walks in
Jack: Literally edits porn
Me: You gotta be kidding me
Lon Lofton jr. Or Robin (pixlpit) editor... xD
XD
ooof
13:13
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
Colonel Sanders “I think you have a beautiful brain.”
Jacksepticeye: NUT
"is that BTS"
-looks at the picture with 6 members-
"y e s."
I straight up came to the comment section looking for a comment like this! xD
How many members does BTS have? :>
BTS has 7 members!
@@oribu3001 ah ok. Sorry I don't listen to k-pop I didn't know
@@neolicious3323 It's actually a straight up THING in the BTS community that a "7th member" doesn't get enough love, and people throw HUGE angry protests every time one member is perceived as being treated unfairly. XD So it's kind of an inside joke
Jack hasn't been this thirsty since he played Dream Daddy.
IKR
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
There should have been a full glass of water on the table in his video.
Right?!
dream daddy pt 2, but kfc
Colonel Sanders: *appears
Jack: *nuts
Me: *Bursts into laughter
i needed to find one comment on thisssssss
XD
Same
Me too tho 😂😅
me: here for wholesome kfc content
sean: i’M GONNA FIST COLONEL SANDERS
me: chokes
IKR XDD
That was literally me, half asleep, taking a sip of my coffee lol love it 😂
To be honest, that's what I was thinking too.
Then it became hentai. (Not really)
*1980:* We're gonna have flying cars in the future!
*2019:*
And 2020 needs more of this
And 2021 needs more of this
And 2022 needs more of this
And 2023 needs more of this
And 2024 needs more of this
I feel jack needs to put a message at the start of the video saying "Warning: Irish man says sexual things, Headphones advised"
Just stare at the people staring at you
27:49
Agreeeeed
This is just porn but back wards
"handsome fellow in a red suit?"
Jack: Deadpool?
Me: God why can I only like a video once
What about santa?
@@Prof.Guards13 👀
jack: im straight
also jack: im going to fist colonel sanders
I Read it exactly at the time he said it
Our profile pics :)
Valentová Magdaléna same
“You’re lucky you’re standing all the way back there, I can feel your moisture from here”
- Jacksepticeye 2019
"I'm gonna fist Colonel Sanders!" ... is not a sentence i expected to ever hear... ever. Thank you for broadening my horizons, Jack
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Literally read this as he said it
Lol
Jacksepticeye: *names characters Big Daddy*
Also Jacksepticeye: I may have made a mistake with the name
I laugh a bit too hard on that statement that i sprain my ankle for kicking my desk
I died laughing
@@Clownbunnycosplay F
@@ryzyourisk3721 F
@@Clownbunnycosplay E
Nobody:
Jack: *changes Aeshleigh’s voice every time she speaks*
Hi my name is actually Ashleigh and yeah I found that weird too but I still liked the fact that he was saying my name and I also don't understand the extra "e"
100th likes
Oh my gosh he dose I had to go back and watch the video I didn’t notice it the first time
All I know is....SHE BE DUMMY THIIICC!!!!
@@ashleighzacharias4795 lmao
KFC: **gives us this beautiful game**
me: wait what about popeyes
a few weeks later...
popeyes: **gives us popeyes sandwhich**
me:**makes those anime eyes**
🥺
I love how the instant he read "Colonel" he immediately went for the snake voice and then just stuck with it
I'm scared of the animations that are going to come from this.
He certainly gave them lots of audio clips to use XD
Wait for the fanfiction
I think we're all a little scared..
Same
It will be gloriously awful
jack : "GIMME A HIGH FIVE JACK"
also jack : *smacks other jack in the face* "YEAH I DID IT"
25:15
*van van is introduced*
*joj0s bizarre adventure has entered the chat*
Same thoughts
buff and dressed gay
50 years ago: In 2019 we’ll have flying cars!
2019: *anime colonel sanders*
We have failed.
@@D.A.B1994 HEY ITS NOT OPPOSITE DAAAY!!!
who needs flying cars when you could have a $5 fill up
Even better
@TheFalseLogical Nah, it can't be weed. Weed isn't that addicting.
“Nugget biscuit nugget and a biscuit”
Me: *tears overflow* I’m not crying you’re crying!
Pyro T Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
@@Ichigo_HimeDIP IT IN THE BARBAQUE SAUCE
Yum yum gimme.... ah good times
*Sigh* the good olé days...
My childhood..
Yesterday my biology teacher said "the chicken needs a daddy" and I didnt expect it to be prophetic foreshadowing
Best comment
Too bad
Me: *trying to eat pizza*
Jack: “I’m gonna fist Colonel Sanders.”
Me: *Chokes* SEÁN
Wasn't even a MINUTE in
SEE ANN
Lol choking
*Narration:* "It appears he brought no books, pens, or pencils."
*Me:* (stares at the red pen sticking out of the Colonel's sleeve pocket)
Wait. I just realized it is a *sleeve* pocket. Why!?
That's not a pen. Just a tiny Fleshlight
Venus De Milo I only liked your comment coz it says Fleshlight
So don’t change it X3
@@gracegaylord9025 I thought you said flashlight. oh boy.
Jack: *choses big daddy as name*
Miriam: GOOD MORNING BIG DADDY
Jack: I may have made a mistake
Jack: “he’s looks like that one punch man character”
Literally all of JoJo: “Am I a joke to you?”
Exactly; He looks like half the main characters of jojo, and i don't even watch that anime!
@@paulbraley7179 You mean JOJO?
true tho
that was what i thought and i don't even watch jojo.
Pikmin 5000 I don't even watch jo jo and I knew that it was a play on it 😂😂
3:51
“What if Gordon Ramsay puts a sandwich on me and calls me a donkey??”
Dude, this man is awesome
Jacksepticeye: *smiles proudly at his name of Big Daddy
*Makes Miriam say his name
Also Jack: *I believe I have made a grave mistake.*
Start of the video: "I'm going to fist Colonel Sanders"
End of video: "You better hit that like button if you're into Colonel Sanders as much as I am".
Errm ... I don't think anyone can get any further in than you, Jack ...
further in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@swazmarthy5929 O
All the way to the elbow
*_uwu_*
More further than a dildo (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Can you believe I cut them myself?”
Yes I can it looks like someone drove over your face with a lawnmower
I WHEEZED
Same 😂
Jack: "Is that really his name?"
Also Jack: " *B I G D A D D Y* "
Miriam: "Good Morning, Big Daddy!"
Jack: "...I may have made a mistake."
Yeahhhh just mayyybeee
Who wouldn't want to be greeted in the morning as Big Daddy?
@@LazGato ikr?
"FLIP MY NIPS AND CALL ME CHICKEN"
Jacksepticeye "Sean" 2019
LMAO
I read this as he said it...
😂🤣
@Alo - tf is that
Thats almost worse
So I decided to watch Jack while eating and
“I’m gonna fist Colonel Sanders”
*chokes on food*
ThAt'S nOt AlL yOu'Re ChOkInG oN ;)
Dracovyrn_Majestic_Girl *N O -*
@Clare Helfrich no
I too decided to eat while watching this....big mistake
Dracovyrn_Majestic_Girl yes pls
**colonel has a pen in his arm pocket.**
"....it appears he brought no books, pens, or pencils."
I want to meet the weebs who run KFC, that made this project exist.
Absolute fucking legends, I need to know their names ffs.
Jack: "Im gonna fist colonel sanders"
Me: Yup, the fan art for this series is gonna be great
Chris Pretorius NSKSNSDGSKFBDODBDIDNDKSNDHFHSOS
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
Oh yes I can jerk off to that
One thing to make this worse...
“What’s your name?”
Jack: BIG DADDY
“I’m gonna fist colonel sanders”
Colonel Sanders: MEN GET READY THE ENEMY APPROACH!
*jack and his army of fan art advance*
A lady: has just given birth
Nurse: “what will you name them”
The lady: “...
...BIG DADDY!”
When someone gets too deep into ddlg.
Lol
IN ALL CAPS!
Big daddy is the name of a transformer, I’m not even kidding
Should’ve had corpse do colonel sanders voice........
👀
Dear god
It was a Solid Snake reference if you didn't realise, and Jack's impression iis one of a kind, so...nah
Silenzio bruno
"Good morning Big Daddy......"
Jack: "I may have made a mistake..."
Edit: I didn't expect this many likes ^*^
there's no mistakes only happy accidents
@@shahenalmutare5852 agreed
Don't you mean Top of the mornin to ya Big Daddy
I see you Bro!
“I didn’t expect this many likes”
I see you’re from Reddit
1400-1900: I bet we will have flying cars in the future!
2019: *_KFC Simulator_*
Lol
*meanwhile in 1400* idk what the fuck a car is but I bet they’ll fly in the future
@@thatcoolcat9756 "sounds useless" another person in 1400
“ThEy LoOk So GOod MIrAm”
-screaming intensifies
“IM NOT EVEN LYING AT ALL!”
-starts shaking from the pure power of the scream
“I LOVE THEM”
“Warm doggy ectoplasm” is a phrase I never thought I would hear
Well Shane Dawson discovered warm kitty ectoplasm.
@@tigershark8867
D E S T R U C T I O N 1 0 0
Jack: * nuts *
Me: * confused screams *
Ribs this episode was horrific! I can’t wait for the next one!
Jack gay
My volume: at the lowest it can possibly go
Jacksepticeye: *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*
Ya see I had a comment planned but I forgot everything
Me the whole time: **screaming** JACK STOP DEEPTHROATING THE MIC AS YOU READ
IM SO GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME SAYING THAT
No one:
Jacksepticeye: Gives Colonel Sanders a Solid Snake voice
war has changed
@@dracohunt9630 earthnicity
I though i wasn't the only one noticing it XD
Jack: i wanted to look like my clones
Also Jack: *wears glasses like anime protagonist*
How did i not notice that.
@@matthewnoybn6656 don't fill bad I didn't notice either
Persona
“I ate a BISCUIT for BREAKFAST, BITCH!”
Where am I in life that this was the most relatable part 😅
Dees biscuits AHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH
Jack: love feels a lot like your tants- your pants tightening. not your tants pightening *laughs*
Me: *W H E E Z E S*
People with power to turn men gay:
Ricardo
Pillar men
Colonel Sanders
Okay here's more:
Moto Moto
Ryan Reynolds
Moto moto
Ryan Reynolds
Richard
amy schuamer
Where's Danny?
13:14 "Oh no. Jack was so excited by seeing the Colonel that he sent his KFC Mashed Potatoes flying into the air. What a mess."
Dude... I think I'm scarred for life...
Otherwise known as, se-
Realizing this could be the first of Jack's videos Emilia Clarke sees after the live stream
Lol so true
Rip
Sorry new fan can you explain what you mean?
@@gracev8762 jack recently did a stream with Emilia clarke (an actress) if she checks Jack's channel this can be the first video she sees
Jack: says the words "tarot cards"
every jojo fan: someone tell him that's a jojo reference
Yes
Jack: *Casually reading and playing the game*
Then Also Jack Out Of Nowhere: " Is THat bTS IN The bAcKGRoUnD?!"
reeeeee
Sailor Caboose Big facTS... BTS :))
Ms Anonymous when does it happen I’m too lazy to watch the full video
but there are only 6 guys on the poster.... bts are 7
None of this is casual
“The recipe is ____”
Me: *Dirty Thoughts*
Did the game actually say the ingrediant but Jack censored it or did the game censor it?
The game did
420 likes
CU-
“this summer”
....
*Movie Voice*
“THIS SUMMER”
More like
*T H I S
S U M M E R*
Jack: I'll get demonetized
Jack: Also makes a jizzum animation, curses constantly and is generally naughty.
Love you
Jack: "Give me a high five Jack"
Jack: *SLAP*
“I’m gonna fist Colonel Sanders”
- Jacksepticeye 2019
Stolen
Stolen comment
@@Fistincider he's secretary watching Noble's chandle
psittacosaurus animations No, it's Colonel
I’ll never look at KFC the same way again 😂😂
"I either wanna be him or I wanna be iiiii......" *naughty look into the camera*
Anyu Min Not gonna lie, that was probably my favorite part of this video lmao
HAHAHAHAHA /ded
timestamp?
ZeeStarX 31:30
DEEEEEEP IIIIIIIIINNNNNN
😉
Was NOT expecting this game to be so well-made. I'm pleasantly surprised.
Me: (watches this in the living room)
My mom: is that dialogue porn
Lol
Mine Bros I-
Id be too embarrassed I'd just say yeah
Mine Bros is dialogue porn an actual thing?
C-colonel s-sanders UwU
“And don’t tell anyone but the secret ingredient is-“
*outro song*
Wow your gonna pull a SpongeBob on us
Everyone knows the secret ingredient is crime
That's because the secret ingredient is salt
Obviously, one must take the pure distilled essence of the outro song and put it into a sauce.
Seán: Is ThAt BtS iN tHe BaCkGrOuNd?
The poster: *only has six people on it*
🤣🤣
But they really look like the members of bts ! I can see everyone but they forgot Jimin T-T
1985: "We'll have flying cars in the future!"
2019: A KFC dating simulator......
Noob ok
Holy, I posted this comment this morning and it has 260 likes .w. ty so much!
But it's good
@@Yuki_2006_ You mean its....
finger licking good....
im getting some mad sus ddlc vibes
“Hot diggity, BIG DADDY”
Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't stop laughing
Someone call an ambulance 😂😂😂
That should be his new intro lol
I just imagine Robin editing this and cringing and/or cry laughing 😂😂 thank God for the magic of Robin's editing 😉
RIP ROBIN
3:26 I’m WHEEZING! I can’t breathe
Miriam:good morning big daddy!
Jack:so I may have made a mistake with the name..............
Me: 😂🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂🤣
“ Those aren’t the only fingers I’ll be licking~” - Jack 2019
Lol
Proof that he is gay
Best shit ever xD
MarkIsLife 214 you don’t lick your finger after Doritos? Smh
Jack: "I'm gonna fist Colonel Sanders"
UA-cam: yeah we can monetize this
There no ads in the video too
@@nitroboostn2o I got an ad--
@@nitroboostn2o I got like Three ads..
@@nitroboostn2o I got like 4 ads
@@ChaseBoogie345 I got 5 ads
Jack: "Remember the handsome guy in the red suit?"
Me: "Mario?"
Jack: "Deadpool?"
Me: "Oh....right...yeah Deadpool..."
He secretly meant Mario
what about spider man did he forget about Spider-Man!
Ana Salazar omg 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me, a witch: *Listening to the bit about tarot*
*hears about a tower*
*pauses the video*
OH nOoooOoOOo
I don't like where this is going.....
What does the tower do?
@@rhiannonj9138 destruction, basically
And something about a man in a red suit.. is that supposed to be the devil? 😂
Jack: raises tons of money for charity, loves his fans, is literally the goodest of boys
Also Jack, unprompted: I'm going to fist Colonel Sanders
Game: *not even 5 minutes in*
Jack: “I made have made a mistake....”
Good morning, BIG DADDY
*Confused*
“Hot diggity, BIG DADDY”
- jacksepticeye, 2019
Why does everyone in this game stand like Danganronpa characters during a class trial?
Bro ur right I-😳
"GIVE ME HIGH FIVE JACK"
*Slaps the jack board on the face*
"YESS"
I diiieeedddd at that part😂😂😂😂
That slap was powerful
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he smacc da jacc
This is just Jack edging himself for nearly 35 minutes.
Take you and your voluptuous chest out of here
@@thething2723 my tiddies are none of your concern.
Ashton Michael it’s in the video 😂
@@kaiwilder4701 I know it's in the video. I'm allowed to be funny my man.
😂