Pigeon Simulator
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- Опубліковано 5 лис 2019
- Have you ever wanted to be a pigeon? To have top tier pigeon gameplay and pigeon life. Then Pigeon Simulator is the perfect videogame for you!
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Game Link ► www.bossapresents.com/
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Ігри
I am pigeon
jacksepticeye I can see that
Hi pigeon I'm Venky
So I'm i
No you are a pigeon with bread
I am actually pigeon
When Jack goes from being a goose to a fish to a pigeon
_PARKOUR_
dont forget bread
@@g0d0fninjas90 yeah
That's some mighty fine evolution.
Why da heck has i saw u everywhere
Don’t forget a goat
I have a pet pigeon, when you did the pigeon coo he started spinning and cooing.
He wants to join your pigeon army.
awe
normal humans vs Seáns youtube army and PIGEONS
Funny 😉🤣🤣😂😂😂
wait you can have a pet pigeon? omfg i want one
@@didir3582 same
“Makin my way downtown, flying fast, dickheads pass *Im a pigeon* “
Nun nun nun da nun, I’m a pigeon.
Nun nuh nun da nuh, fuck you.
10:20
Ace Q making my way down town flying fast dickheads pass and I’m a pigeon!
Cucucucucoo
Cucucucucoo
Makin my way downtown
Flying fast
Im a pigeon, go fuck yourself
Bu do do do do do
Do do do
Bu do do do do do
Jack: *Gets baby pigeons*
Also Jack: *”Rise my brothers!”*
Me: *Visible Confusion*
That profile pic says it all
Alabama intensifies
Nice pfp
i literally scrolled down to type that
Ay I commented the same thing lol. No hard feelings tho :)
Jack: **Lays eggs and hatches them**
Also Jack: **Calls his children, his brothers**
Drakonus Wassup bro😜😜!I’m a small youtuber tryna hit 💯 subscribers with notifications on***🤑😘***! I appreciate all of the help🤑😍! Thx guys!❤️🛎💯
ZaPazz shut up
@@ChaiinsReels n o
Nevilsico Shard ok
That's lol to think about
When he said “this feels like 2016 UA-cam again”
I felt that
I miss that
Me too
*those were the good ol times, good ol times..*
😔
I was just gonna comment that. And I miss that more than anything that has changed on UA-cam
Jo Galbraith 😅
1:57 That laugh... It warmed and melted my heart...
Jack becomes a parent
Also Jack: "Come on brothers!"
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
Stop
Stop, get some help.
Exactly
Jack brothers are is child
That’s explain a lot
I love that not even three minutes in Jacks like “can I attack people” and proceeds to just swoop down and carry off a full grown man. 😂
More likes= your buddies here 🫂
Jack: *Lays eggs, has babies, Feeds them by puking all over them*
Also Jack: *RISE MY BROTHERS*
Me: Uh what?
Simple, inbreeding
SIMPLE, its some new york shit
Sweet home Alabama
@@marlee5595 pfffft
(inhales)
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!*
"idont know what the button is to puke all over my children"
And here we have videos games in 2020
That's also a sentence I've never thought I'd have to say.
Just imagine being in a city see a pigeon minding it’s own business then a random ass dude yells HEY and slaps the shit out of it
Guy: HEY! *slaps pigeon*
Me:HEY!! *slaps guy*
I laughed so hard to this and I got in trouble lmao
blame the pigeons, dad
I mean I chased a pigeon in a circle in NYC. Didn't try to catch it or hurt it, just chased it.
Jason Manford (comedian) has watched a guy punch a pigeon in the face.
Isaiah Smith thqts New York
Jack: * lays pigeon eggs *
Also Jack, to his pigeon children: RISE MY *BROTHERS*
Aww man I did a comment like this
He says after puking all over his pigeon children.
*insert sweet home Alabama*
"Oh I thought that was pee!!"
P-pigeons dont-
Birds....dont---
Ok...nvm---
Technically their poop is their pee.
Gorgeous Freeman if their poop was their pee then how do they poop? flawed logic😡😡😡
@@crisadboyemo588 they just have one substance that comes out so its both
@@crisadboyemo588 bro calm down it's not 'flawed Logic', their poop and pee comes out as one substance it's not separate like that of mammals
@@discopian yea I have a pet chicken too! Its...really weird and gross 😅😅
I love the fact that Jack said "I can't stop killing people" and right where he said "I'm addicted to it", the pigeon gets smacked down at the same time. Great timing. 10/10
A chicken has jumped at my sister and I've been hissed at several times by geese.
Occasionally I hiss back.
@@camerondon3712 Hahaha! Nice 😂👌
“i straight up just mur- *hugged* someone!”
And slaughtered is allowed... UA-cam logic
For me it sounded lije it said I just *MUGGED* someone
Left out that little detail did he?
@Alina Way begone beech
@@Idk-rr8mt ewww stfu
jack: *lays a bunch of eggs*
jack: YES! my BROTHERS!!
me: those are ur literal children mother dear
Haha yass
0:54
"We need sticks"
Me: *having flashbacks from Becky Lemme Smash*
not becky😂
Me: *Pigeon Simulator* Hmmm mayb- *Notices it's Jack's* Yes.
Damn, this was a week ago
Damn, this was a month ago
Damn this was 2 months ago
Literally same 🤣
Dam, 2 weeks ago
Jackcepticye: This is really hard to play alone
Me: Maaaaarkaplier
Mello_ core ᴍᴀʀᴋɪᴍᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ
@@yourenotmycat What
山卄ㄚ 卂尺乇 ㄚㄖㄩ ᘜ卂ㄚ?
I was actually just about to comment this
@@mello_clutch I see you need some adjustments
No one:
Pigeons when they see a piece of bread with a hole in it: *aight Imma head in*
*Literally*
Karina Cat I’m scrolling the comments and reporting EVERY SINGLE ONE of yours :) hope you like being banned
@@gh0stlyonyoutube it's a bot, they don't care.
Ha
@Karina Cat Fuck off
“Here you go, dinners served”
*drops dead body on table
Jacks UA-cam channel in one sentence: “I saw this on Twitter/steam ages ago but I never got to it until now”
Jack - "I don't really know how to destroy the vans"
Also Jack - "I wonder what these purple barrels do"
barrel destroy van!
BARREL SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol very true
Likr if you agree
It’s like Rock Paper Scissors. Pidgeon beats purple thing, purple thing beats van, van beats pidgeon
Slag barrels!
Jack: top of the morning to you laddies.
Me with tears in my eyes: he’s back to normal
TheGamingComputerBomb YES SOMEONE NOTICED
I also had tears leak from my lookers
Now we just need the outro back I wanna hear him punch that like button again
*wholesomeness*
Yeah and the aim of the game is to steal chips from people 😂
Yeah your right!:)
"The cooing! The COOINING! ...Doesn't have the same ring to it."
YOU BLIND FOOL. WHAT ABOUT THE COUP?
Pigeon Jack: *deep theatrical tone* Dead or alive,you're coming with me
My mind: you kill people
Me: hell yeah
"I just can't stop killing people,I'm addicted to it!"
*Anti has joined the chat*
Media: hMmmmMMMmMMmmm
Wtf just as I scrolled to this comment he said this like he was narrating what I read
But I am fourth
bruh moment
FBI
Jack: *sees his children*
Ew
🤣
🤣🤣🤣 ow.
Reminds me of merg
YEAAAAA!
Ew... ew gross.
He would be a great dad
Me: Has Volume 100%
Jack: *TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES*
Jack: I don’t know what pigeon vision is
Me: The birds work for the bourgeoisie....
Jack: I'm going to get an army of pidgeons.
*inserts chicken noise*
Pigeons: Am I a joke to you?
Well..am i
Ha
He will have his work cut out for him
Eat ašş
“I just totally HUGGED that guy”
Aww, how sweet
I genuinely thought I hallucinated that part and I had to watch it 4 times and then I saw this comment so thank you
2:20 C'mon man that was agent 47 planning on his next mission
Have anyone noticed that the bread on the pigeon’s face is probably from the previous game
I noticed it immediately
Jackaboy: *finishes Goose Simulator
Everyone: *_[Sad Hjönk noises]_*
Jackaboy: *I am pigeon.*
Everyone: _There is hope!_
Jack: Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye.
Me: oh my god..... ITS BACK!!!!
What about the smack tho
@@ariannacooper8612 also... glad about the smack lol
@@5p1d3rZ wheres the smack?
I think you meant:
ITS JACK
But....but.... what about the outro?
Sean: Look at the pigeon with the bread on its head!
Pigeon: what is life why am here nothing makes sense
To eat bread.
I’ve always loved pigeons, they’re so cute and fluffy.
“The pigeons love team trees”
Mr.Beast has entered the chat
*releases 20 million pigeons
*releases 20 million pigeons
@@guestaccount2296 why even copy a reply from an hour ago
Dohsfly74 Z why even copy a reply from an hour ago
Mike Lee why even copy a reply from 30 minutes ago
No one:
Jack: I just straight up killed that guy without even trying
He is learning
@@patrickkennedy7972 yes
Just your typical sunday night with that boys
Stop with the no one shit
Play Builders Gate Dark Alliance or check it out at least
Jack: "I am eating the trash that I am"
Me: "Exactly"
"What the Jesus is going on in this picture and why is it so warm in my room?!" Mood.
Jack: Has Children
Also Jack to his children: "RISE MY BROTHERS!!!"
Law and order
Special victims unit
@@landen.c dun dun
When you realize the guy that got run over was the guy from mafia city:
"That's how mafia works"
Also the guy that he picked up was a lvel 99 mafia boss
2:57
"This is (not) how mafia works" guy spotted?
WUT
I thought that too
Lv. 99 boss
5:39
Pigeons: MOMMY!!
JACK:Eww grose
2:12
Jack: -Murdered- Hugged
YT Captions: *_Mugged_*
This is a robbery
@@flamingcat1101 no, you're getting mugged! *reveals a 3rd arm holding not only a gun, but a water gun.*
*TAKE ALL OF MY NON-EXISTENT MONEY!*
@@stabfenn2960 I just wanted a euro or two but alright
"i just straght up murHUGGED that guy" -anti 2019
It gave me so much joy
𝕻𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓.
@@SekenStrm yes
@@pearlexquisite935 same
6:35 and 8:50 Jack’s pigeon impression was 10/10
Jack:does something like The old intro
Everyone: ' '
°
Hearing “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES” was really refreshing, because I was starting to miss it.
"I'M A MOTHER AND I HAVE TEN KIDS"
For some reason, that made me laugh way too hard.
@Alina Way W u h-
I'm not sure anyone wants to-
same lmao
Imagining it was Jack that was raising pidgeon kids probably triggered your funny bone, his humor is pretty good, it gets to the point in a unique way.
And he call them is brothers
@@rainwys the nude bots are raiding this comment section, lmao I haye them
7:36 calls his sons and daughters brothers
Ugh... goodness, pigeons are so underrated.. I love'em. They're so much fun to watch lol Especially when sitting chilling and preening beneath the sun spreading their wings or when the male dances around the females trying to mate with any but they're busy eating or run/fly away.
Jacks Pigeon: *has children*
Jack: yes! Rise my brothers!
Me: wha-
I found that strange as well
Your image is beautiful.
And that boys and girls is what we call the *alabama ways*
Yeah should have been RISE MY CHILDREN!!!
No one:
Seán: *wants to swear, but is now family friendly* "What the Jesus!"
Spencer Barlow also Seán “well fuck my dick”
But is now Christian*
Its shit that he is trying so hard. He was alot funnier when he actually was himself
2:58- Who's more heartless- The pigeon that put him here and killed him, or the people who didn't want to pick up his body afterwards?
News: there was a body found in the road
Jack: DEAD OR ALIVE YOUR COMING WITH ME
News: it was a pigeon
Jack pigeon: [lays eggs and the eggs hatch]
Jack: "RISE MY BROTHERS!"
Me: *wait-*
That pigeons dad has some explaining to do.
CHUCK
Hahahaha!
Hol up
"how do you find food?"
~a few seconds later~
"I'M GOING TO ATTACK PEOPLE"
You're wrong
It was less than a second, bipolar and that
All hail the potato pidgeon
Me: ok so there two of birds now and that is...
Jack: *pigeon sounds*
Me: and...
H20: * crow screaming*
When i heard the word “HUG” I laughed so hard!!! 😂
Jack: “top of the morning to ya laddies!”
Me:
Jack:
Me: hold up rewind
@Nikx24 u gud man?
Quote comments bad
@@ryanmorrow8287 Is any comment with quotation marks now a quote comment?
@@gamignmaster6977 yes..... quotation marks usually indicate a quote.
That's kind of how quotation marks work.
@@doubleE24 they also mean dialogue so....
2014, goat simulator: rise brother
2019: my brothers!
me: 🥺
I love how you can do almost anything and Jack decides to kill people. Wow I finally found another one of my species.
I have about 15 pigeons that come to my bird feeder and I personally love them. They are a very interesting bird to learn about.
Jack: Top o' the morning to ya laddies!
Me: The boss is back : ' )
He forgot the big o' earrapin' slap😂😂
don't worry... i also like "shokugeki no soma"
@DamageIncM what do u mean?
I kinda miss the voice crack
Guess who's back
Back again
Jack: top of the morning to ya laddies
Me: "nostalgic noise"
0:30 subtitles were “to film pigeon with a bread in the space” XDDDD
3:00
“That’s how pigeon mafia works!”
Jack: 1080P
Game: 1080P
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Me watching in 144p: haha yeah 1080p
Karina Cat where where
Fuck sakes why do people even sub to these
My dorm internet refuses to play if it’s above 144p :)))))))
1080Pigeon
"The Cooening?" Not so catchy.
_Coo de grâce,_ however...
It's big brain time.
Eremaea Coo de tát
@@elijah8090 Awesome! :)
Lol how about "The Rrrooo-ening"?
you sir deserve a medal
and a baguette up your cooter
1:45
"Everyone be nice to me!"
*random yodeling*
Me: *instantly dying of laughter from the unexpected yodeling*
Pigeons are really cool birds, the pigeon vision in the game is something pigeons really have. They can find their way home from pretty much anywhere using the electromagnetic field of the earth. Pigeons are also the only bird to feed their young milk.
Pigeon Jack has kids and raises them to be adult pigeons
Jack: Rise my brothers!
Everyone: “confused noises”
Luke Martinez Alabama
Tazmanians
@@mattgillet6917 Lmao
Me: *coming back to the channel after a year*
Jacksepticeye: *intro with no slap*
Me: *fear*
This is actually the first time he's done that intro in a while. I think he's been trying to change it slowly.
He better keep the slap
An intro with no slap is the worst!
it makes me genuinely uncomfortable how good Jacks pigeon impression is
From what I have heard pigeons have pathways that they remember and in there bus in they can see lines that bring them to certain things just like turtles.
I need a t shirt that says “The hjonkening” with a pigeon or goose on the back 😂😂
Pigeon on the front under the text and then a giant goose on the back
"I just straight up mur-HUGGED that guy"--*Jack trying to cover Anti*
2:12
I was just laughing my ass off, and right in the middle of the video, that hobby lobby ad started playing, and for some reason I decided to watch the whole ad, and now I’m crying. I’m just folding laundry while watching this, and now I’m laughing and crying. XD
12:06
Jack gives Falcon Punch a new meaning
Nobody:
The guy on the ground at 9:57: *cha cha real smooth*
Lol
2:56
The guy that got hit by the car looks like the same character from the “That’s how mafia works!” ads.
Yeah and hes also in 'Drunken Bar fight'
@@_Nes Think it's a model?
That's how Pigeon Simulator works
At 69 likes, meme law says I cannot like
WHOEVER LIKED THIS COMMENT, UNLIKE TO MAKE IT 69 LIKES
Jean better be careful... Eren's building his army
I played a game like this online AGES ago- i remember being able to poop eggs onto people as you flew around. It’s so strange seeing something so similar so many years later
Jack 2 sec into the game: peace was never an option
Jack: I have no idea how i got here
Me, an intellectual:
Do you have 90 minutes?
Bringing the good memes back, I like it
same great taste now with a hint of added vanilla!
Hazzuhh a man of quality!
Pls add TheRamageFart on fortnite it's me
Let's bring back to you have 90 minutes meme
When jack started sounding like an actual pigeon . It was like the unwanted asmr my ears wanted to die from. Not only was it un wanted .. it was unexpected XD
That pigeon impression was SPOT ON!
I wish I could do that.
My first thought: "I am bread has gained the power of flight"
Yessss
Same
its a bird, its a plane, its a piece of bread with a pigeon inside?
Wait...
He ate bread, so is this cannibalism?
LoafOfCat 129 LOL I guess you right XD
Me: *Walking down the street*
Pidgeon: *Flies into me*
Jack: I just straight up killed that guy without even trying!
I liked watching you play this game. I love your pigeon sounds or noises.
jack : i'm so cUTE
me : yOU ARE, JACK.
Jacksepticye: wait, no I'm eating KFC.
His face: sudden realization
His brain: thinking of where to hide the evidence
Imagine if jack became a voice actor for Disney tho
Top of the morning to you I'm jacksepticeye and this the Disney channel!
That Person I’d love that 😂😂
my humor during quarantine: *laughs at bird with bread on its head*
*sounds like a broken dishwasher with babies in it*
6:36 the fact that jacksepticeye can do a perfect pigeon voice makes me think that this isn’t the real jack it’s just a bunch of pigeons in a suit of jacksepticeye