THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER HAD | Check Please
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- Опубліковано 7 тра 2018
- This is the worst date I've ever had, Check Please!!
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"Turns out you're not supposed to stab people on dates" So that's where i've gone wrong! Thanks for the tip Jackanova!
Yuri seems to enjoy it tho :D
But genocide
BUT UNDERTALE
Kirsti xxx but staby staby
Once a girl stabbed me with a fork, wasn't exactly magical, but it didn't ruin the moment.
"Sandra, if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as 'assault'?" It would, and that would make her "assaulty Sandra" :P
Pedro Stormrage what about “assaulted Sandra?”
CaughtInBarbedWire That too; basically she was "assaulty" (a salty) Sandra because she was assaulted :)
pretty sure he picked up the pepper shaker.
MR. J I hadn't even noticed the difference between those shakers but, now that you brought it up, I figured out that
"The number of holes in salt and pepper shakers varies by culture, health and taste. In the US excessive salt is considered bad for you, so the salt shaker is the one with the fewer holes, but in parts of Europe it’s the other way around. It also has to do with availability - in some places salt was rare and prized, whereas in Europe it was difficult to get your hands on Pepper since it’s a spice from the Orient (very exotic) which was used to spice up meat that was past its prime."
You said the one with fewer holes was the pepper shaker, so does that mean you're in Europe? :)
Pedro Stormrage why didn’t I think of that?!
“Sandra, if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as assault”? Best joke ever 😂
Even the date was horrified by that joke
Demon Princess 😂
*And I’ve no idea why the date was so offended, that was hilarious!*
Its not Assault
A-salt
It's not assault. It is apepper.
"I even have my shirt buttoned... And I haven't done that in years!"
Well... I can't speak for everyone but maybe she would like you more if it wasn't buttoned...............
(Also like please don't shoot me it's a joke)
You got 69 likes 😏
Agreed....lol
Happy Hooves Pssst...It’s 169 now 😏
At least I’m not the only one who thinks this at least 😁😆😆
-cocks gun-
You sure?
Jack changed so many accents in this video. It was like listening to a different person each minute
SuperGaming Dude the egos
Oh hey man aren’t you a friend of Angry Demon?
Why the fuck do I see you everywhere bro?
SuperGaming Dude i saw you again wtf 😂
SuperGaming Dude
It's the egos. The personalities are beginning their first step of their master plan.
I probably haven't laughed that much in a while. I really like the way these few past videos have turned out, they're really funny and entertaining! Well done you two!
PhoenixAera -
Really agreed!
PhoenixAera - You literally took the words out of my mouth! Couldn't agree more
I'm at the worst place to be while watching this; the library 😂😂😂 I'm trying SO hard not to laugh
Jessie Soul
*GAME OVER*
PhoenixAera - couldn’t agree more.
Gotta love how Jack accidentally (or purposely) acted out almost all of the egos:
- Marvin: being romantic and talkin' bout magic
- Chase: being sad and complaining abt loneliness
- Anti: "Turns out you're not supposed to stab people on dates" (also occasionally being aggressive towards the date, or severely annoyed and frustrated)
- Shneep: all the parts with the german accent
- JBM: desperately trying to appeal to his date and doing literally everything she wants, but also doing silly things to distract her and the runnaway (tho, I'm not sure abt this one XD)
- JJ: being cute and nailing it
So what about him motivating himself? Chase maybe??
Jack: “Do I smell??” *sniffs* “No, I smell like a summer breeze!”
Me: “One might say you smell like Irish spring”
"I want to ask all 18 mill for a date"
*me* " yeaaaeeaeaeaahsss finally" ☺️😂😂😂😂
*Insert free tacos vine*
Wil Noordhoff Ikr?
Dale Rowe says about 1,000,000 people
Jack "What more do you want from me?!"
Me "Well...it has been awhile since you wore that crop top..."
Oh gosh. XD
YES😍
Lady Theta did he wore one? What vid? xD
M Kenta One of the Dream Daddy episodes.
M Kenta Dream Daddy? Check his photos on instagram. There's a pic on there.
When he changed clothes..
I lost it.. 😏😂😝
Diana Fronsdahl me 2
Same! :3
ME TOO!!!❤❤😍😋
If Jack brought me on a date
He could set me on a fire and I'd still love him
Same 😂
I agree so much!
Omg SAME!!!❤❤
Yes
Guys stop being fangirls lol
jacksepticeye date starter pack:
Meatballs, shirt, and most of all,
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH"*
Y.V-Young Vinny you forgot beer
What about de *B A N A N A* ??? Banana? Anyone? Banana? He's got a banana. Banana? *BANANA???!?!?!*
Take my money please
Y.V-Young Vinny ii
I'll grab a load of Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please
Ain't nobody can resist a buttoned up shirt. AIN'T NOBODY! You da man, Jack. You got this!
MiscatSquad i
GamingWithMiscatSquad w
Who is Ain't nobody? How could he resist a buttoned up shirt?! Curse you, Ain't nobody!!!
I actually hate buttons soo qwq
"This one's not actually a meatball, it's a piece of poo from earlier..."
Date leaves.
"What?! I was being... NOTHING but nice!"
"This is the uh.. I'm going to die alone, forever in a bathtub filled with my own feces song," honestly tho same.
Hey person from last year I'm here to tell you to have a great day
@Keira Cameron hi person from a month ago, I just wanted to wish you good health and have a wonderful quarantine.
@Emily Rotando hey dude from 6 days ago, have a lovely day and don't forget to smile!
hello ppl from 3 months ago, have a lovely day!
hello everyone from 2 years-3 weeks ago, I hope y'all are having/have wonderful days
Jack, she left immediately after you said that meatball was "poo" from earlier. You do the math XD
nah its 0.192929 seconds AFTER also wheres the one in the world undyne fish made in sushi for me to ea- MY FOOD IS TALKING AHHH
CelestialSushi i was like No 300 just wanted to say 😂😂🎉
"What was I talking about? ......
My heart is in HAVANA OOOOOH NAH NAH!"
*Jack/Seàn:* "It's because I've stabbed her in the face with a fork."
*Me:* "I thought you used your knife."
The "gesture" we do
Me: remembers all the times you slap me in the face at the start of all ur videos
Joel Rogelio Then you need to start putting your hand up (that's supposed to be a high five) :P
Jack: I thought this would be the perfect night to get to know all.... 18 million of you!
Me: That’s gonna be one hell of a night jackyboy. Good luck soldier!
Lmfao. XD
Meh like my new jacket?
*19 😁
Lmfao
aww jack's on his first date look at him go
just pouring wine on the table, touching fire and stabbing his date... he has grown up so much *sniff*
"Open up to me Sandra! In more ways than one."
- I dare someone to actually use this line on a girl lol.
DARE COMPLETED- and successfully embarrassed.
*Jack's girlfriend sees this video*
Jack: But I Don't wanna sleep on the couch again...IT'S COLD DOWN THERE!!!
Ben Tennyson SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
Lol
Ben Tennyson XD lol
whats this sleep u speak of
Can you eat sleep?
“Now this one is not a real meatball, this one is a piece of poo from earlier.. WHAT? I FAILED?!?”
"Here's a piece of poo from earlier." "I was nothing but nice to her" Okay sweaty
Jenna Barrett No its a meme. Where you mispell it as "sweaty" 😂
Its fine! Hahah
Jenna Barrett
Nice excuse.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“When two become one.”
*eighteen million that is now twenty million
* *c o u g h cough c o u g h* *
20 million that is now 22 million *cough* *cough*
Which is now 23 million
Would y'all believe 26.3 million now?
Stabbing people in the face, feeding them meatballs and magic tricks with fire (unless Marvin was influencing him). I guess a date with jack is always an adventure 😅
It's always an adventure when you're a BOSS!
snowbird I
i appreciate the salt joke sm tbh it's gold
also if you would feed me 3 meatballs at once off _your_ plate you're and angel and i love you
kooketh-shooketh_imdone lol
200th like!
What....
her face when he said that tho... absolutely perfect
My dad walked in when you said “I shaved my ass for this” and he gave me the weirdest look. I was dying laughing when he sighed and gave me the look of disappointment. Does anyone else get that look from their parents?
"I am going to ask all 18 mil of you on a date"
Me: WHOS GONNA PAY FOR THIS?
Me: and everybody is gone
22 million now! :3
@@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 23 million
@@Blueyfanaticcc I was just gonna correct that! Thank you! :)
@@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 np
*26 million now*
She looks just as shook when her mustache goes flying off as Jack does 😂 SOMEONE IS LYING ABOUT THEIR TINDER PHOTO!
Given the moustache...might have been Grindr :-p
“Turns out you’re not supposed to stab people when you’re on a date”
Hmmmm nice advice jack
This flew off the rails really quickly. I think Jack may need an intervention, not Sandra.
I don't know about Sandra but i had fun
...
Checks are paper, the name of the game is check, please. At base the game is Papers, Please.
Note: Dating is like trying to cross the border into a communist state
TheUltimateTestofSanity When you get over, it's not even worth it.
The wisest words told by people
*sniff*
And the commumist state is her pussy
LMFAO! Best comment! xD
I think I just shed a tear..
Jack: This one's not actually a meatball. This one's a piece of poo from earlier!
Also Jack: WHAT!?!? I was being *NOTHING* but nice.
jack: "ive been waiting to tell you this.. i.. am your *DAD*"
sanda: *confusion face*
Jack: "if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as 'assault'?"
**the whole world moans**
Me: **laughs hysterically**
Sean "i just wanna ask all......18 million of you out on a date."
Me "I'm sorry i cant i'm actually going out with my chocolate chip cookies right about now"
Kitkat6634 yeah I would too lol but I kind of have a date with my social anxiety today lol 😂
sociallyanxiousgamer That is so relatable, I have a date with my constant anxiety and deppression today as well! XD
Lol welp at least i know that i'm not alone 😂🤣😂
And awww sorry to hear that you have constant anxiety anything I can do to help? 😁😊
Same.
I love how when he talks about her after her mustache falls off, that her face changes to like embarrassed or scared 😂😂😂
lol me too
Got damnit, my ad was a silent ad, so I turned my volume up. That was a mistake :(
“Casanova Jack was my name in college”
*You went to college?*
Twice
For hotel management
@@kimuires then dropped out
@@Blueyfanaticcc he finished college though he has a degree in hotel management.
i would never find this game interesting but jack makes it so fun
Tora Nagumanova agreed
Honestly I think he could play Solitaire and still make it funny
Me: Hey are you a candle?
Date: Why?
Me: Becase im your MATCH
That was actually good 👏👏👏
Your* :3
WolferPlayz oo, nice.
Lesedi Ntuli I love it. Lol.
Good one...♥️
Best of 2018❤
Jack: "I'm going to die alone, forever, in a bathtub full of my own feces,"
*Evelyn has entered the chat*
OMG THE FRENCH ACCENT PLAY THROUGH- DEADASS WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😭
“She didn’t like the wine I poured, so I murdered her!! - Jackanova ❤️❤️ “ it wasn’t wine at all “
“ and I think it’s probably my addiction to heroin that drives all my loved ones away”
AWWW, SICK DUDE
You make your videos so relatable.
Silvers Cry i think you may need a doctor if you're addicted to heroine because that is extremely unhealthy
9:48
I am your real dad
Her: *FACIAL CHANGE*
Perfect timing!! 😂😂
"If I threw this shaker at you, does it count as assault?"
No Jack, don't do it! You will oversaturate her already salty behaviour!
"Abandonment issues, he left you and your mother when you were quite young. Never came back. Never told you that he loved you, so you fear all men."
Why does it feel like this is a summary of what Stacy told her kids and the consequence behind it? Is it talking about Chase?
The intro of the storys untold where chase came up is also about chase, _also_ in the perspective of his child. Wouldnt be surprised if you were right
Nae Doodles chase yes and anti may be his dad am I the only one who got that message
As someone who likes music, and escalating music in games and stuff, the music kicking up at the start was not only a surprise, but was super sick.
Agreed!
Its sick? I Hope it gets better soon then.
Well, Sandra may not have fallen for the button up shirt but I sure as hell did😍
I know right?
Matthew Zimmerman unpopular opinion-Jack is hotttt
Who wouldn’t Matthew Zimmerman
Gay 🤢
Spill the T sO wHaT⁉️
Loved how the date's face changed when he called them a liar
"This is the I'm going to die alone forever in a bathtub of my own feces song." Welp I found my theme song
I cant find that song anywhere to download 😢
Am I the only one who thinks Jack is still not wearing pants?
lmao I don't think jack ever wears pants tbh XD
Destiny Doodles no your not the only one
Bruh if I could I'd go on dates wearing no pants
I don't see why it matters but ok
@@bomoore9872 Uhm in a really old video I think as I rembmer it as a Happy Wheels and Jack was saying =O *I KNOW HOW TO BE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER UA-camR'S!!! BALL CAM!*
At least I think thats the joke that was =/ for that commmet that started that commmet =O COMCEPTION
*FANGIRLS GO CRAZY*
I like how Jack just starts improving stories with this woman
Ohh, that's what the song is. Once Jack started singing along with it, that's when I could hear it. :P
rosedarkling what’s the song?
Camila Cabello - Havana
Bishieluver01 no its one with nature by dj quads
Twan van den Brink he does good vintage modern stuff
if Integra Darude Sandstorm
The fact that Sandra’s expressions always matched up with whatever Jack was talking about 💀
Jack: "This isn't a meatball. Its actually a piece of poo from earlier."
*Jacks feeds it to his date*
*Instant fail*
Jackaboy! I was sitting in class with my phone in my pocket during a test and somehow this turned on to the part “you don’t stab your dates” and my teacher said well certainly not! 😂😂😂😂😂
Doubt
r/thathappened
sure...
@@lokee800 nice name and pfp
Doubt it
Wait...Jack is cheating on every single one of us...yea, I kinda expected this
And going on a date with us all at the same time. He's pretty ballsy.
Actually, I'm just here for the food.
g a s p
You could follow Jack's tips to have the best date ever.
Or just be like me and live alone forever.
:|
Eevee RealSenpai eehhh no one is interested in a guy like me 😢
keagan playz for about ten years, everyone thought I was gay, (I'm not, by the way) I know that feeling.
okay A I love your name and the profile picture and B I'm not the only one
Pokescraft egos: wait me???
no the original one who sent this comment that will all commenting on
The face every time the check arrives is amazing.
This is what I love about your videos. You can take any game and turn it into a comedy routine. The part where you were pretending to be on a date once you didn't know what to do with the game anymore... legit the funniest thing I have ever watched. Thank you, Jack.
“Turns out your not supposed to stab people on dates.”
But my first pick up line is: KNIFE to meat you?
Am I supposed to be rude? :/
Well atleast this date was better than Will Smith's date with a robot
Domis yip lol
Domis what's wrong with your face
Domis So he dated... the Z U C C.
he *S U C C E D T H E Z U C C*
Lol, 2 days in a row with jack "hearting" my comments
Today I learned the "I'm Going to Die Alone Forever in a Bathtub fulled of my own Feces" song.
A4, decrease pitch, burst into tears.
Dang he really took this seriously and got Hella mad 😂😂😂 I can't
Jack: "IDEA" Me: "Oh lord Jack NO what are you going to do eeeekkkkk that's...a really nice shirt. Oh OK an actual good idea, you got this Jack! (date goes into the crapper anyways) "What the hell do you WANT Sandra, he dressed up & everything!"
Shannon Walls we need to get this to 69 likes
Shannon Walls and that pep talk😂😂
he did not use a spoon
At least he still had a date
*Cries in the corner*
Kats Takashi **goes cry with you**
I'm here ;)
chase bishop HAHAHAHAHAHA i saw the notification of that comment and i thought it was replied on a comment that was like "where is chase?" Cus i saw your name and i was like "NO ITS CHASE BRODY"
Can I cry with you?
8:23
Uh, waiter? Yeah, could I get another glass of water?
It's getting a bit hot in here.
And I'm feeling quite...thirsty, all of the sudden.
love sandras face during his insanity, the incredulous look on her was priceless lmao
Ever since that day I saw you across the cafeteria... I knew I wanted that cinnamon roll every Wednesday on Chili days..
"I'm still here, aren't I? I haven't gone anywhere yet." Dear, your Anti is showing up
İrem Topaloğlu
He's Anti is showing
İrem Topaloğlu oh my........
yeahhhh
İrem Topaloğlu where did he say that
Time Stamp?
Oh that's it we don't stab people on dates thanks for the tip jack
When her fake mustache fell off all I could think of was:
"Does yours rub off too?"
finally I went on a date! my moms gunna be so proud of me
The women was never seen after the second date
By the end of this date, Jack will be loaded with Irish whiskey.
*BOY*
Kratos McBeardington hello Kratos 😂
Sup.
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! xD Thank you for being so hilarious that I almost injured my diaphragm.
I love how near the end he just gave up and started just messing around
Oh yeah, date mode Jack! Go get her, Jack! 🌹
Jack: •has hard time on the dates•
Me: *JUST DO WHAT YOU DID TO WOO THE WOOSHER!*
Watching his mind slowly deteriorate from not being able to feed her is funna
Correction: The correct title would be compilation of Jack getting drunk at restaurants.
I don't know about you but, I wouldn't be as picky as Sandra is. There's two things I like in this world: Jack...and meatballs, AND I SEE BOTH OF THEM!!! SIGN ME UP!
Jack attempts small talk....fails date 😂😂😂
Watching Jack give himself a pep talk is god dang precious
Love that jack is incorporating more live action stuff /skits!
“SON OF A F-“ beeeeeep
69th like
Brendyn Johnson your comment is creepy enough. I was just trying to be funny, but okay?
Brendyn Johnson probably some miscommunication, but I thought you meant I was similar to the character in the gameplay. I apologize. You might know me if you’re from the South.
Should have gone in with the hat to add class and charisma
Jack: I've wanted to go out on a date with the 18 million of you
The other 4 million: do I mean nothing to you
I'm loving all this effort put into these let's plays!
Jack: what was I talking about?
*MY HEART IS IN HAVANA OH NA NA*
"She didn't like the wine i poured, SO I MURDERED HER"
hahaha! it's so funny
I love how this episode just slowly devolves into jack having a manic episode while his date looks increasingly more concerned.
Why did the video get so much better as soon as he stopped trying to play the game😂😂
I feel bad for those people out there named sandra