Game: "Congratulations you socially interacted with your cashier successfully." Jack: "How could I've been unsuccessful at that?" Me: Let me tell you something...
Well, you see Jack, you could for example just stay silent the whole time, not have eye contact, just pay for the stuff you bought and walk away with it
There should be a British version of this game: "Awight mate I'm here to buy some sleeves for ma python, and some tea bags. Ah bollocks hold on I need some more change, nice one, thanks mate, you're a right ledge, decent banter."
Full version Him:Nice book you got SkjwhznsnnsSj sjs Jsnsnwjskjdndd Usnxhsmsjkssmjsnsn Jwjxnsnskjsksmsjsjsj Jsjsksjjsjejsksjjssjsjsj Usjsjejwiskjsjsnshshhs Oh god i pissed my pants Djsmnznsns Djsmsmsmdm Wanna be my GIREL FREOIEND
How jack and signe got together, Signe: *is reading a book* Jack: *is constantly staring at the book* Jack: *looks at signe* Signe: Jack: Signe: Jack: BE MY GIRLFRIEND signe: *is scared shitless*
ow jack and signe got together, Signe: is reading a book Jack: is constantly staring at the book Jack: looks at signe Signe: Jack: Signe: Jack: BE MY GIRLFRIEND signe: is scared shitless
@@Shayhammowolf a quick Google search tells me that "In the United States, distribution of "obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy" materials is a federal crime.[1] The determination of what is "obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy" is up to a jury in a trial, which must apply the Miller test; however, due to the prominence of pornography in most communities most pornographic materials are not considered "patently offensive" in the Miller test" unless Wikipedia is giving me incorrect info, porn should be illegal, but it's "not" because of how common it is. I'm currently travelling in China and as far as I know the government isn't chasing after me trying to arrest me yet.
@@pensive955 Porn isn't illegal and not only because it is "common" but (from my understanding) because communities don't view it as legally obscene. So porn wouldn't/shouldn't be illegal, unlike what you said.
How I met my best friend Me: *On bus and sees her reading* Me: *screams over thousands of children* THAT'S A NICE BOOK , BE MY FRIEND Her: Okay [ That's how it really went tho ]
Mine was somewhat similar lol. I met my bestie on a school bus while she was reading an e-book. Then, out of nowhere, I brought up a strange and awkward story and she laughed at it. We were close friends since 👍
how jack and anti met: jack: (rain drops on jack. hello darkness smile fri- anti: (gets bullied by collage people) leave me alone, jack: (throws rock at collage bullies) leave him alone cause theirs no need to fight! anti: (beats the shit out of the bullies) hey (picks up unbrella)
Me whenever I try to talk to someone: 6:09 *sits in mound of blankets with UA-cam on my phone* Home is better, people are overrated, blankets are lyfe.
Heya jack! I know you are having a hard time with making videos, keeping up with social media, reading comments... But I hope you'll see this one and smile to yourself and tell yourself: "I'm Awesome" Because your enthusiasm and happiness made my life so much better... A while ago I was so depressed, that I didn't want to get put bed anymore, didn't wanna eat anymore, didn't wanna do anything anymore. So I started watching UA-cam all day... Watching your vids all day, and it just made me so happy. Because of you I got out bed again, ate again, got determined to live again! :) you have no idea what you're doing with just making silly videos, but to me they mean a lot
Luna Howell WARNING FEELS he helped me and my friend in the exact same way she was bullied and I was well I just hated life she tried to hang herself and I tried to stab my self but one night the night we were gonna kill ourselves my brother put on jack and he gave us a reason to live... That reason was that life is short so live it to the fullest and don't make it shorter. I live by that moto. He made me happy aging and gave me a reason to live.
Luna Howell same I had thoughts of self harm everyday , now since I started watching his videos I've only had about three occasions of thinking that way and it's been bout two to three years
4:45 Me seeing my crush at a bus stop waiting for a ride to school as i drive by: *jumps out car window and lands on him and shouts* MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darby Mamula how did you find out? Master nugget has many apprentices of which I am one we find freinds the talismans the nugget in kindergarten one was the real nugget the kindergarten 2 was his first apprentice
Some of the year 7s (6th graders) don't know basic urinal etiquette. The most important rule to know is ONE BUFFER. You must have at least one space in between.
I know this because I was using a urinal with someone 1 urinal away (As they should be) and one of the year 7s just came in and used the BUFFER! You don't use the buffer! There's 2 ROWS OF URINALS!
My social interactions are like Person: Hi Me: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-i-i Person: Me: Person: Me: Person: Me: *Completely forgets that grammar exists* Me: I WELP BETTER HAVE BE NOW GOING BYE
My to do list: 1. Run into a store 2. Ask to a customer what year it is 3. Wait for the anwser 4. After the anwser, run out and yell IT WORKED and go away screaming and cheering
"Why does clicking Canada make this show up?" **continues clicking it** "Oh, wait, that's not Canada, it's China. Hahahahaha!!!" I hate those moments. But it's always funny. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Clicking USA just makes him angry." Probably because he knows that Trump's elected as president. That moment you're a Native American and a racist monster is elected as President
+EPIC FACE why? He's pretty damn hot... I would be awkward in a urinal with him... Probably wouldn't pass the test omg I'm so offensively perverted I'm sorry hahaha. Hope ur eyes didn't cringe Reading it... xo :P
“That’s a nice book... **Legit one second later** *BE MY GIRLFRIEND* “ I love it 😂 Edit: I’m just saying something that I think is funny jeez it doesn’t mean I copied it :/
I absolutely love how he didn't say "men" he said "people who use urinals" and didn't say "dick" or whatever he said "whatever they got down there" I fuckin love him. thank you 😄
Diondre Dunigan there's a thing for ftm/genderfluid people they can use to be able to use urinals. you should look it up if you wanna know more, sorta don't wanna get into detail😂
UA-cam Moderation System The bible says not to marry someone with same sex,I think that's wrong what i say:It doesn't matter for sex as long as there is love.
Jack should have put a "Caution: Don't even attempt to eat or drink while watching this video" That really would've stopped me from accidentally spitting all over my phone.
Jack: **clicks China**
Romance Option: Aight Imma head out
Kay The Man why does that happen?
FairyKatie2006 I don’t know!
Hahahahah
@@FuzzBun549 because in china everything related to a sexual thing gets sensored
Kay The Man your not funny
My interaction skills:
Brain: say hello
Heart: say howdy
Brain: hello
Heart: howdy
Brain: hello
Heart: howdy
What I end up saying: hoewldy
Avery Maki This is so true
Doesn't look original
But it's a good joke
This happened to me, but when I accidentally hit somebody and when I tried to say are you okay or I’m sorry I said “are you sorry”
@@izukumidoriya6410 lmao that sux
Mood
I don't know why but I love how Jack says ;what...that was sex?
12:00
Natalie Xenou I kinda like it too 😂😂
he did not realize the guy was on top xD
the favorite moment of the video
sub to me
How to get a job, very beautiful tip by jacksepticeye.
First step:
Go to ur boss
Second step:
*HIRE ME*
@Cringey_Buffsuki_Bish idk 😂
Thanks for the tip I’ll keep you updated 😂
I'm hired!!?! 😆
I’m the 420th like
If he is your boss, then you are already hired.
I mean I'm sitting alone at lunch currently and I'm watching a game about social interaction lol
Why not ? im always eating to Seans Videos. #YOLOBITCHES
Sarah Wolkowitz damn I sit with people at lunch and I watch his vids as well
I sit alone no matter what.
Sarah Wolkowitz Irony overdose😱
im sitting in my house wishing my friends would contact me
"Oh yeah, that's a good book *BE MY GIRLFRIEND!*
Lauren hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha!
Tbh, that would work on me.
Julia W
Ok...
BE MY GIRLFRIEND
Lauren I
Plushie Rush as
One time I watched a completion of all of Jack's intros...
HOW DOES HE SCREAM LIKE THAT EVERY DAY AND STILL HAVE VOCAL CHORDS?!
Madam Red ikr!
Madam Red right!?
*+Madam Red* Jack is the Eighth Great Wonder of the World
Completion or Compilation?
Angelina Dalles [Madam Red] i watched too
Jack: “We’ve all looked at each other while using the urinal. Come on you know it!”
Me: *Laughs in female*
Advire 7796
*coughs in female*
Same
*You get it too, don’t you?*
Um...there are female urinals now? Or were there always and I’m just an ignorant male?
YourShareOfTheVoid I’m pretty sure there aren’t any female urinals. Not where I live
This is very hard for introverts.
And perverts just saying, not one myself tho
Very very true
PREACH!!
Called out
UnleSs you're an introvErTed INTROvRt
Jack on a date:
Jack's date-"A badger killed my father"
Jack- *crosses eyes* Ahahahaha
Hufflepuff?
Lol
"It looked like we were just jollying our own rogers." What? XD
PTV4EVA
*MASTURBATING*
PTV4EVA that's Irish for masturbating
nerdyfoxdan yes we are lol
nerdyfoxdan yep we are 💩👺
PTV4EVA playing with our dicks basically (its english)
Me: “what’s a social interaction?”
“I believe it’s the only weakness of an introvert”
Coming from a introvert, that is so true.
Bubble T Understanding in introvert
im an introvert and yes that's tru
Oh no, my only weakness.......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jacksepticeye + kid friendly + no cursing = nah
He cursed tho
Jed Valadez some 8 year old: OmG U SaD A BAd WOD U BADRigewfvogivrerfigewreuvo
Gwfiouoh
Wiewrvervhwverogu
Wueohgrhutw
Outward
Rgyouyg
Super Hugga =booooooorrringggg
@Sans (This time,The human is dealing out the bad times....)
600th like
china removes the romance option
Really?
@@imsorry851 bruh it was right there in the video
Lol how do they reproduce
Masked _Cat the babies were made in China
Masked _Cat chinese women lay eggs
is that how you made friends with felix
haha lol he be like BE MY FRIEND :)
jk :)
2000FutureGaming 14:39
I'd love to see that :D ...
11:38
doraemon fan
Game: "Congratulations you socially interacted with your cashier successfully."
Jack: "How could I've been unsuccessful at that?"
Me: Let me tell you something...
What
Joins the club
Introverts UNITE....
Separately
@@Disciple_of_God. nice 😹
Well, you see Jack, you could for example just stay silent the whole time, not have eye contact, just pay for the stuff you bought and walk away with it
There should be a British version of this game: "Awight mate I'm here to buy some sleeves for ma python, and some tea bags. Ah bollocks hold on I need some more change, nice one, thanks mate, you're a right ledge, decent banter."
Heather 1512 "Wanna go for a Cheeky Nando's for our next date?"
Call me dumb but i dont get this sorry ! :D
Heather 1512 imagine the Scottish banter tho
Heather 1512 this is a perfect representation of day to day life in Britain tbh
Heather 1512 Omg yes that is literally what I hear in every shop *I live in London*
*you start a conversation*
"Nice book you got"
*Few seconds later*
"BE MY GIRLFRIEND"
DrawWithSpeed 33 lol
DrawWithSpeed 33 like sims
Totally how it works
Full version
Him:Nice book you got
SkjwhznsnnsSj sjs
Jsnsnwjskjdndd
Usnxhsmsjkssmjsnsn
Jwjxnsnskjsksmsjsjsj
Jsjsksjjsjejsksjjssjsjsj
Usjsjejwiskjsjsnshshhs
Oh god i pissed my pants
Djsmnznsns
Djsmsmsmdm
Wanna be my GIREL FREOIEND
That's usually how my crushes go
"What, why does Canada have that, that laungage---"
"Oh, its China"
ArtDawg109 Love da pusheen
ArtDawg109
Raccoon
ArtDawg109 lol
'When Canadian see this'
:/ why
How to get a gf according to jack:
Step 1: hey that’s a nice book
Step 2:BE MY GF
It works
And that's how he met gab
Actually how my female cousin got a boyfriend. Not even kidding. Dude just approached her and was like "be my gf" and she was just like "okay."
@@obiequack4490 what the fuck-
*how*
@@oofedultra idk, dude just had confidence I guess, that's really the story that my sister got when she asked how they met
Anyone else want him to redo them all in Australian?
Xavier Fauver Yes. I was screaming that at the screen XD
yea XD
Xavier Fauver Is the US one a reference to Kirby boxart?
+Chao's Playmate no. eff that's so specific
Haha yes, that was sooo funny!
*is half asleep*
Autoplay: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES-
Rip
Lol
AH JESUS CHRIST!
Lil’ Cosmog y not half awake
Actually same
Jack's Ma screaming in the background: *STOP DOING THAT! YOUR EYES WILL BE LIKE THAT PERMANENTLY!*
Pirate of the Sea of Monsters ??????
Gewoon Rune The cross eyed thingy
No,they won't :D
Marijana Pavlovic I'm quite aware of that, my dear friend. It's just that many moms say that.
+Pirate of the Sea of Monsters Yes,but that's not true,is it?
Jack: I like making people feel welcome!
Me, having flashbacks: DETAINED, GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
Shisui your the true warrior the Gaelic gladiators brother you are the only one who remembers Papers Please
SharkyShark69 - Fortnite you sure about dat ?
ikr
Jacks dude in papers please has a personality disorder, Thats why :(
Speaking facts
"Oh. that's not Canada, it's China."
I mean, its the same, i think
ThatOneGirl 16 :3
Most memorable moment of this video lmao
No duhh
ThatOneGirl 16 Ne ne papa
Notice that when Jack clicked China at the start of the vid, 'Romance' disappeared.
Omg true tho
Probably censorship
+james james lol
Leah Smith XD
Leah Smith OMG I know, I was dying when that happened. 😂
Damn, I really wish I was a bubbly and energetic person but I'm super shy and I get anxious easily :(
im shy too! hey lets be shy and anxious buddies :)
amazing profile picture ahaha
sophitrash The profile pic suits your comment perfectly!
sophitrash HI OMG JE DHDNDBVDHRBDHCJRBFHNEWPOEPLEEEEEBCHFBFHHFBFNXJND
izzy m :D
Jack: don't stare
Other guy at the urnial: oh look a peepee
Other guy (based off video): OoOh i like your peepee *grabs *
@@sarv190 Bro 💀
Convince the interviewer to hire you
Jack: HIRE ME!!
🤣🤣🤣 he’s my favorite
Lillian Brewster *all i said was go f*ck a couch* such nonrudeness
How jack and signe got together,
Signe: *is reading a book*
Jack: *is constantly staring at the book*
Jack: *looks at signe*
Signe:
Jack:
Signe:
Jack: BE MY GIRLFRIEND
signe: *is scared shitless*
ow jack and signe got together,
Signe: is reading a book
Jack: is constantly staring at the book
Jack: looks at signe
Signe:
Jack:
Signe:
Jack: BE MY GIRLFRIEND
signe: is scared shitless
You just copied what he said.
@@slynngowerclark8765 Bruh-
@@slynngowerclark8765 you changed one thing and now you made a spelling error
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l couple years late bud, you tried.
4:47 - 4:51
*And this is the story of how Jack started dating Signe.*
You spealt "Single" wrong
SuperStar2507 Love Yu spelt “spelt” wrong.
holdcupper you spelled you wong
holdcupper you speelled wrong wrong
Sarah Griice you spelled spelled wrong
Did anyone notice when jack clicked china the romance level disappeared?or is it just me?
@W Glavin just like how porn is illegal in the us. Nobody gives a shit and try to evade them as much as they can.
@@pensive955 Porn isn't illegal in the US.
@@Shayhammowolf a quick Google search tells me that "In the United States, distribution of "obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy" materials is a federal crime.[1] The determination of what is "obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy" is up to a jury in a trial, which must apply the Miller test; however, due to the prominence of pornography in most communities most pornographic materials are not considered "patently offensive" in the Miller test" unless Wikipedia is giving me incorrect info, porn should be illegal, but it's "not" because of how common it is. I'm currently travelling in China and as far as I know the government isn't chasing after me trying to arrest me yet.
@@pensive955 Porn isn't illegal and not only because it is "common" but (from my understanding) because communities don't view it as legally obscene. So porn wouldn't/shouldn't be illegal, unlike what you said.
@@bubbz7351 I'm pretty sure the only "porn" that is illegal is child pornography
How I met my best friend
Me: *On bus and sees her reading*
Me: *screams over thousands of children* THAT'S A NICE BOOK , BE MY FRIEND
Her: Okay
[ That's how it really went tho ]
XD
Mine was somewhat similar lol. I met my bestie on a school bus while she was reading an e-book. Then, out of nowhere, I brought up a strange and awkward story and she laughed at it. We were close friends since 👍
thats so sad but so funny at the same time
how jack and anti met:
jack: (rain drops on jack. hello darkness smile fri-
anti: (gets bullied by collage people) leave me alone,
jack: (throws rock at collage bullies) leave him alone cause theirs no need to fight!
anti: (beats the shit out of the bullies) hey (picks up unbrella)
Ouran Phan I met my best friend by dropping a box of buttons on her. Really.
If someone looked at my book and yelled "BE MY GIRLFRIEND!" I would Fuckin wrap my arms around him and say "My house, Midnight"
Raging Puppy *Looks at your book* BE MY GIRLFRIEND.
Same lol
your one odd chick, girls are strange
Lazar beam 🤘🤘🤘
Raging Puppy
M
12:39 I was reading this, when this happened
Beleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleeleleleleleleleleleleleleelelelelelelelelelelelelelleelleleelleelelelelelelelellellellelele
"ThAt'S nOt HoW eYeBaLlS wOrK, dUdE"
@Hato Studios Of CoUrSe EvErYthInG iS a JoJo ReFrEnCe
Scarecrow lol
Me whenever I try to talk to someone: 6:09
*sits in mound of blankets with UA-cam on my phone* Home is better, people are overrated, blankets are lyfe.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol so quirky lmfao.Sammmmme
Need more likes :>
😂
Heya jack!
I know you are having a hard time with making videos, keeping up with social media, reading comments... But I hope you'll see this one and smile to yourself and tell yourself: "I'm Awesome"
Because your enthusiasm and happiness made my life so much better...
A while ago I was so depressed, that I didn't want to get put bed anymore, didn't wanna eat anymore, didn't wanna do anything anymore. So I started watching UA-cam all day... Watching your vids all day, and it just made me so happy. Because of you I got out bed again, ate again, got determined to live again! :) you have no idea what you're doing with just making silly videos, but to me they mean a lot
Luna Howell meow
Luna Howell 20th like i agree with you 😊😇(-:
Luna Howell WARNING FEELS
he helped me and my friend in the exact same way she was bullied and I was well I just hated life she tried to hang herself and I tried to stab my self but one night the night we were gonna kill ourselves my brother put on jack and he gave us a reason to live... That reason was that life is short so live it to the fullest and don't make it shorter. I live by that moto. He made me happy aging and gave me a reason to live.
Luna Howell how I hate depressed people so much.......Gosh.
Get over it already.....well, some people just are VERY sensitive.
Luna Howell same I had thoughts of self harm everyday , now since I started watching his videos I've only had about three occasions of thinking that way and it's been bout two to three years
*slap* ᵗᵒᵖ ᴏ' ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ₜₒ ᵧₑ ₗₐ𝒹ᵢₑₛ
Hopefully you weren't expecting a lot of likes, you gonna delete your comment?
no i wasnt expecting any likes to be honest, what do you mean by delete my comment, did i do something wrong?
@@Boxfacekid please dont be that guy
m'kay
*laddies
"social interaction trainer" I really needed this in my life, appreciate it
Orange Lemonade you found it congrats
130615 wowowoowowowowow
read more
.
.
spoderman I clicked read more
4:45 Me seeing my crush at a bus stop waiting for a ride to school as i drive by: *jumps out car window and lands on him and shouts* MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the is wrong with you mate
Sean: BE MY FRIEND
me: SURE BRO!!
hop hubve b cm hmmnhf
f tg ,
Hey thats how i make friends
8:55 - 9:00 ANDY'S COMING!!!
Zatrll kkkkkkkkk
jacksepticeye-type in coryxkenshin and a secret level pops up
Miner Dude u watch him too huh well I'm very glad to say he's at 1 million subs thanks to us!
Miner Dude aye you know Cory!
Miner Dude You know Cory?! COOL
WHO ARE YOU MEETING THAT TALK ABOUT THEIR DEAD PARENTS, BATMAN!?!
I edited that to add an exclamation point!
stop being a hater stupid
Mackenzie Monster
atrazer what? Where's the hate
Mysterious Greg 8-12
9:42 when you tell your friends a bad joke
Where she says she pregnant
9:46 i was actually wheezing i sounded like a steampot
e d u a r d o
lmao, same dude.
Sammmee
Lol a steam pot lol😂 and same
Jack: “He took a peek at my Johnson!”
Me: *sigh* And people ask why I dislike my last name
Peek is a weird last name.
HydeFC wot my last name is Johnson lol
Wooooosh AnimeTrash
AnimeTrash nice
AnimeTrash r/ whooshh
Social
Interaction
Trainer
Me:ooohhhh it stands for *SIT*
Good boy(or girl)
@@shadow_leaf7965 i was literally about to say that.
...on my face
And if it was social Human Interaction trainer it would stand for SHIT
Ooooooor SIT "stands" for Social Interaction Trainer
9:44
That’s my social interactions right there
I get nervous talk about my genitals and then stare em in the eye
C-cold.. nug-nuggets..
Darby Mamula ahh nugget appreciates being calmed down by nuggets potential frend
Darby Mamula nugget realizes this
Darby Mamula hmm
Darby Mamula how did you find out? Master nugget has many apprentices of which I am one we find freinds the talismans the nugget in kindergarten one was the real nugget the kindergarten 2 was his first apprentice
Some of the year 7s (6th graders) don't know basic urinal etiquette.
The most important rule to know is ONE BUFFER. You must have at least one space in between.
I know this because I was using a urinal with someone 1 urinal away (As they should be) and one of the year 7s just came in and used the BUFFER! You don't use the buffer! There's 2 ROWS OF URINALS!
DriceYT what age are year 6s and 7s
Year 6 = 10-11 Year 7 = 11-12
Is that actually a thing? I also usually have one buffer space, but I didn't know that was socially accepted or anything.
Stop Motions 10-12
I need a personal social interaction trainer I need this in my life
Cinnamon Sticks |-/
i can tell you like twentyone pilots
Cinnamon Sticks |-/ JISHWAAAA
Cinnamon Sticks true
|-/
I was watching a Shane conspiracy video and then watched this one and the TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA scared the shit out of me
Hihi Hihi same but I was watching coryxkenshin play this game and when i clicked this i almost died
buzzfeed unsolved?
Finn Bledsoe bOooooOoOooooooo!
Shanneeee!!!
Finn вℓєѕѕ σя ι тнιик тнєу мєαит ѕнαиє ∂αωѕσи (ωнαт ι ρяєfєя)
Jacksepticeye cursing and yelling is the highlight of my day 😂😂😂
My social interactions are like
Person: Hi
Me: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-i-i
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: *Completely forgets that grammar exists*
Me: I WELP BETTER HAVE BE NOW GOING BYE
Hey love.
Same
I died laughing at this Comment
That's unrealistic stutter lol
Thats me....
When I saw urinal.......
This is bad
dabsi sihT
........laniru was I nehW
Katelyn Lingle Hold your phone to a mirror.
Ghost Puppy Yeah, thank god I'm a girl... XD
That’s why I have problems with using urinals
when I saw urinal
*Holy fuck*
YOU SPIN ME ROUND BABY BABY RIGHT ROUND!!! Lol!! This is why I watch your channel!! You save me from sadness! Thanks SEAN!!!hahaha
I give ya thumbs up for the lyrics. That was a good song.
Game: "congrats, you've talked to someone and made a friend"
Me: "was i roasted by a god damn game?"
"It looked like we were just jollying our own rogers!"
IM DEAD AHA
Kraiashi AJ iii
Weirdly enough my real name is roger
Kraiashi AJ aaaa
My to do list:
1: Buy a sword
2: Name it Kindness
3: Kill em' with Kindness!!
My to do list:
1. Run into a store
2. Ask to a customer what year it is
3. Wait for the anwser
4. After the anwser, run out and yell IT WORKED
and go away screaming and cheering
My to do list :
1. Try to make people happy.
2. Be succesfull.
3. Try to make myself happy.
4. Fail at it.
mine to do list
1.Sleep
2.Eat
3.rave
4.repeat
My to do list:
1. Get up
2. Survive
3. Go back to sleep
My to do list
Eat
Sleep
Game
Repite
Hey nice face
BE MY FRIEND
No.
Bree Borgosz HI FRIEND
Bree Borgosz asfzczxdvxxgndx
David Buur UHM K
Bree Borgosz s
"imagine if you could actually do that with your eyes!"
i can.
Same.
"Why does clicking Canada make this show up?"
**continues clicking it**
"Oh, wait, that's not Canada, it's China. Hahahahaha!!!"
I hate those moments. But it's always funny. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Clicking USA just makes him angry." Probably because he knows that Trump's elected as president.
That moment you're a Native American and a racist monster is elected as President
..racist monster? Wait, who do you support?
Phoenix Phantom yo I'm native also and he is a lot fucking better than hitlary oh sorry I ment Hillary
Tamama Nitohei Danny Phantom
AKSLY 1 Lol I think both have insane minds.
Jack is weirdly hot. Just throwing that out there. Very attractive.
+EPIC FACE why? He's pretty damn hot... I would be awkward in a urinal with him... Probably wouldn't pass the test omg I'm so offensively perverted I'm sorry hahaha. Hope ur eyes didn't cringe Reading it... xo :P
Naja højholt weirdly? he is super hot!!!! In fact hotter than anyone I have ever seen...
+pooping unicornz want him bad
Naja højholt okay...
+Stan Marsh ROBLOX - AND MORE honeyyyyy, don't u ever say "that girl has one hot ass" ? Seriously women are just as damn perverted as you guys.
10:37
I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair!
Jack: Hey your that dude that looked at my genitals
Gf: .....
Steve: ......
Jack: ...............
Conversation:100000
“That’s a nice book... **Legit one second later** *BE MY GIRLFRIEND* “
I love it 😂
Edit: I’m just saying something that I think is funny jeez it doesn’t mean I copied it :/
Copied
@@holypotat0 oh yeah yeah
OH NO NO
Wow copied comments are sooo great
Logan Lomax Gina finally someone says it
JACK! I AM OFFENDED! I AM CANADIAN NOT CHINESE!
XD same
Ponygirl2809 Aj hhhhhhhhhh
i'm american
meet frank, the chinese canadian baby man from greece
My least favorite the about living in Canada is snow. Snow sucks unless you have a snow blower.
how to get a girlfriend
by : jacksepticeye
"hey, that's a nice book. BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!"
the end.
simply allie also how to get rejected
simply allie pro tip, thanks will try it on the bus tomorrow
simply allie I can confirm that this works
As an Australian 9:26 that impression was pretty good 👏
2018,I miss your green hair.👍😢😭
2019
Yea but I think his hair is very sexy now 😉😂
Jaaaaaaaaaaaack can you play we become what we behold
Came back from Mark's video ??😂
W!ld Thing yup but I'd love to see jacks reaction😂😂
Jack Burns yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh play iiiiiitttttt jackkkk you have tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jack Burns I played it last week and it was so cool i hope he plays it
I can already see his reaction to the game
I absolutely love how he didn't say "men" he said "people who use urinals" and didn't say "dick" or whatever he said "whatever they got down there" I fuckin love him. thank you 😄
he said dick once lol :)
Same 😂
Charlie Sleggs Wait, how would you use a Urinal if you don't have a penis?
Diondre Dunigan there's a thing for ftm/genderfluid people they can use to be able to use urinals. you should look it up if you wanna know more, sorta don't wanna get into detail😂
+Diondre Dunigan You can simply stand over it. It's not impossible.
"anyone out there who uses urinals" aww thanks sean, you've just made my lil nb heart really happy :)
*Fellow introvert squad where you at-*
Present and correct!
exhales o2 inhales co2 here
Here
here
Wassup bruddas
Did anyone notice that the *Romance* option in China is gone?
heLp Me I did
Chlorine Bleach Maybe they didn’t have the language translation yet
@@whyhellothere6855 More like the censorship laws in china (which are very strict) didn't allow it.
Chlorine Bleach your pfp matches perfectly with the comment XD
Wait whut
when that dude messed with his girl "go fuck your selfie" REFERENCES ANYONE?
yess why did we have to remember those horrible "puns" oh god whyyyy
The one-liners are the worst part of LiS :c
Mary G I liked them
LIFE IS STRAAAAANNNNNGGGGGEEEEE
Loved it!!
“why did clicking Canada make that show up?” then realises “oh wait that’s China”
2:10 jack teaches you about how to use the urinal 😂
red hood I mean, it’s about time I’d learn 😂
@@graysonb4664 i agree😂
I'm a girl and I still don't know how to use it... although he did teach you how to use a urinal...
@@redhood4747 hello
Don't you fuckin hate it when you're trying to buy condoms and you randomly transform into a robot
Muzik Bike I know right
Jack just openly admitting to taking a glance while using a urinal xD
so what?
coolenaam It's just funny how he openly admitted it xD
Caleb Flynn, I'll say it, septiplier away!
Caleb Flynn yeah funny and honest, good on him.
coolenaam yeah ahah :)
Now if he picked America on the date one there probably would have been an option to pull out a gun
LOL IKR ROTFLSHTMKEAIBOOTG
Damn, we Australians use a lot of slang 😂
Yes we do
Marshmallow Sugar its true tho 😆😂
So true blue
Yes, but where I come from we don't really use it though I sometimes get a bit of a slang for some reason.
I find myself constantly saying mate and bloody! HAHA
Nah bruh I'm gay it gets awkward when I use urinals i use the stalls to avoid the awkward
Harry The Ripper dude same
Harry The Ripper SAME
Harry The Ripper HI HARRY!
UA-cam Moderation System The bible says not to marry someone with same sex,I think that's wrong what i say:It doesn't matter for sex as long as there is love.
UA-cam Moderation System idk, but it does. It's a sin to be gay in Christianity.
Jack should have put a "Caution: Don't even attempt to eat or drink while watching this video" That really would've stopped me from accidentally spitting all over my phone.
10:00 i died XD
I punched that like button and I broke my iPad screen
I''ll buy you a new one
Lol
RIP LGW S GAMING IPAD
LGW GAYMER NOICE
*that's a lotta damage*
how could you type on it (i know its a joke)
3:05 The moment Jack looks at his... The other guy looked at him xD
jk w
True
jk you know the cashier is a girl
jk
the word you are looking for is dick
Who here an introvert?? :P
Eaagaming &otherthings Me
Oh lord I am
Me
/\Him
|
Me.
“Hey that’s a nice book.”
“BE MY GIRLFRIEND! BE MY FRIEND!”
*jack just hanging out*
*jack sees a cute girl*
*jack goes up to the girl*
*he yells at her*
"BE MY GIRLFRIEND*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the girs reply: OMSQUEEEEEE! ITS JACKIE-CHANNN! NOTICE MEH SHEMPAIIIIIIIII!!!!
Mia
(Soon, the situation devolves into unintelligible screaming and the library staff has to escort both of them out.)
11:53 the left side is the woman's view the right side is the guys view
Well what sex-position were they doing huh?
The calling the police position.
he was on top of her, if you look on her side she is laying on a pillow and also you can see his shadow around her.
@@The-kr9rb 😂
At 4:53 captions. I think Anti's back
WHAT THE HECK😂😂
Haha lol
Cassie Hutchinson lol
Auto gen says pay my bag
Cassie Hutchinson aa
Social Interaction in 2020: Social Distancing
@@robindybobindy3675 no
4:06 birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kid like you... SHOULD BE LEARNING TO SOCIAL INTERACT
Geek Central Sounds lame.
I FOUND MY PEOPLE
4:53 use subtitles, the text gets distorted with "be my friend"
OAKsRealm13 it's not disordered
"PAY MY BAG"
I AM DECEASEDDDD
omg thats what happens when anti is there...
I don't see any
Oh wait never mind.
Social interaction you say? Sorry can't relate lol
9:44 best awkward moment of silence ever.
Oh yeah that Jacksepticeye guy he's interesting with those videos- *_BE MY BEST FRIEND_*
Just how unpleased she looked with jack doing her xD
Hi anime lover I am anime lover23
11:49 she seems to enjoy it now
Completely accurate Australia.
Eiraphemia Kuze not at all, I'm an aussie
No it’s not. I’m Aussie and we speak pretty normally but we shorten some words. No one says “ Put a shrimp on the barbie” it’s stupid
yeah we do say cunt alot though
we swear alot and it's PRAWNS on the barbie
We don't really speak like that. we just like a joke.
as an Aussie I literally couldn't stop laughing at the Australian parts xDD
Rachel Mcclure same i loved it!
Me too
How he pronounced galah XD
Rachel Mcclure Same XD