Keys, Wallet, Phone
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- The door locked behind him, and with all the neighbors gone for work, there was no phone he could use to call the bank and cancel his credit cards. It was the perfect con, and it only took three years of being shoved into linty, sweaty pockets to plan it.
dammit i hate it when your things watch toy story2
Mine watched Toy Story 3 and I found them suddenly accepting that they'll be thrown away one day, took me an hour just to get a friggin' coke from the vending machine
mine watched Toy Story 4 in the movie theater and now they keep going into the trash please help
This is actually my exact same checklist, even the positions are correct. I have a deep friendship with my keys tho, they wouldn't just abandon me like that.
Keys in the back?
***** Makes for a comfortable sit.
Also you don't need keys as regularly as you need the wallet and the phone.
This never would've happened with an Android phone.
yeah they're still waiting for the app
I love you, 5 second films.
He better check on his glasses as well. Those things are right slippery bastards.
They really are back! My pants, once soiled with the poo of disappointment are now filled to the brim with the poo of joy! Yaaaay!
LOL, I can relate so much! Very fun to watch multiple times.
And it begins, a new "Bonnie and Clyde"story...
Ah, Siri! How many adventures you make us live!
Oh god, please say this is back... PLEASE SAY THIS IS BACK... I NEEED YOUUUU
This is why women use purses, to LOCK DOWN those treacherous items.
I knew that's what gonna happen!
This would happen to me. I'm glad youre back! I'VE MISSED YOU!
I still, to this day, check my keys, wallet and phone this way when I leave the house
You can't make new ones after your finale! This isn't Scrubs!
what finale?
wickkidda the finale
Jim Shawver when? why?
wickkidda Because 5SF ended and the finale was the final episode hence it being the finale.
xlaleclx maybe if the memo had been 5 seconds or less i wouldn't have missed it
Surely you can't be _siri_ us!
PS: Please don't leave us again. :'(
She is siri, and don't call her Shirley.
*****
I just want to tell 5SF, good luck. We're all counting on you.
I was making a joke too, a reference to Airplane.
*****
I just want to tell 5SF, good luck. We're all counting on you.
Well we all know that Dude Bro Party Masacre 3 is going to be well worth it at the end.
Real as life itself. That has already happened to me... three times.
I should put bars on my pockets so they don't escape.
Keys, wallet, phone... My thoughts before I leave the house.
Thanks for repeating the main concept behind the joke
Sooooooooo original (*cough* sarcasm *cough*)
I had a similar con pulled on my years ago except it involved my Ipod ,my garden hose ,and my entire house.
Keys, wallet, phone, sunglasses, spare change, shopping list, little pack of tissues
"Watch, wallet, spectacles, testicles."
Your keys are mute? That's quite sad, mine talk to me all the time.
I think their face is shoved in the ignition.
DONT TOY WITH ME WOMEN!
It looks like that relationship, *puts on sunglasses* is getting Sirious. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0:06 KAREN !?!
Nice to see 5 second films is back up and running again
Wait? Werent u guys done with this???
IF NOT I LOVE YOU!!!
These are my essentials too.
they're everyone's essentials
Man the quality of comments has gone down severely.
Everyone's out of the habit of trying to be the wittiest. We need to up the stakes...
ok so i stapled some stakes to my cilling
I've attached my steaks to weather balloons so....
shit i thought to small
tits
magnus the assassin you gotta up your steak game man.
I'm on the phone to the Mexican space program as I type, negotiating a deal involving my steak and their rocket
They're... back? Hallefreakinlujah this is awesome!
Phone, Wallet, Keys should be the next generation Paper, Rock, Scissors
Great video you guys!
Poor keys didnt even have a say in the matter
You're just back to break my heart. And distract me so my wallet can steal my car non-existent car.
The entire process of you guys filming this, is a hilarious image.
That description is freaking perfect.
Wait? who is pushing the gas pedal?
Lost socks?
My mantra is "keys, phone, wallet".
That's literally the same car I drive & it looks the exact same lmao, added to the immersion
Never change, 5SecondFilms.
Everytime, so true.
She said "just drive" because we all know Apple maps are a joke itself.
These vids always make me laugh and click the replay button.
I clicked this expecting someone to get robbed when in reality the phone wallet and keys steal the car and run away by themselves because they don't need no man.
*because they don't need no man*
Woot! :D
Walletphone:Where you wanna go , babe?
Babe :Just drive.
we all saw it. and heard it.
Gage L You forget the people with stereos they dont work or somthing like that
***** So why they watching a video?
***** What about deaf blind people? you insensitive fuck
xlaleclx You have to love it when someone replies to a comment you made months ago.
wow... watch the COTW videos, they filmed a few vids, and will film a few more every now or then, whenever they feel like it!!
A lot of people know Vine
But very few people knows who pioneer it first.
NEVER LEAVE EVER AGAIN..... EVER
"I don't care where just far
awaaaaaaaaaaay
I don't care where just far
awaaaaaaaaaaay
I don't care where just far
awaaaaaaaaaaay"
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mine is Keys, Phone, Wallet
Keys, phone, sunnies, wallet, lip balm. In that order.
He taps his right leg when he says wallet and the left one when saying phone. Does that mean he carries his keys in his back pocket?... They mustn't be very comfortable.
I had the day off work today and finally got around to watching every "5 second film" Sorry I thought I had something insightful to say but i'm too drunk right now. What am I watching?
This is fucking brilliant!
AWWWWW YIIIISSSSSSSS.... MISSED YOU, GUYS ;____;
The wallet had keys to the heart of the phone.
Man I miss you guys
Yay, 5SF is back!
I do this but in the opposite order; phone, wallet, keys.
Press 4 repeatedly. Yea, I'm THAT guy.
OH NYO
I know how this feels. The wallet I have has a relationship with my phone but it's connected to the keys like a freak.
Back to 5S-EEEFFFF!! (original song by Harry Patridge- Back to Tamriel)
I've missssssed youuuuuuuuuu!
Whatttt? Are you back or is this some sick sort of joke?!
Remember how they said it was going to be sporadic from now on rather than all day erry day? Yeah, it's this.
Ah that's ok then!
welcome back 5sf
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
I do this exact thing except my order is "phone, wallet, keys".
Finally doing 5sf's again
They're back huh?
They always come crawling back
Please don't do this to us. If you're not going to come back after these few videos, it only makes the heartbreak worse.
I wish I could include a pun but it's just too saddening.
Its wallet, phone, keys. In that order.
keys, wallet, car keys, phone, ipod, drugs
NOOOOO She's got all my Bitcoin!!!
I hate when that happens.
So that's what they mean by Money Talks...
Always keep your belongings to yourselves.
perfect.
Cause the money drives.
I believe it's pronounced "phone, wallet, keys"
I'm done trying to figure out what the video is about before it loads. Well played 5sf.
OH NJOUH
I get it. The joke is that the stuff is driving away. Hohoho so cleavar.
It's funny because it's true.
i laughed for three years
I thought I was the only airhead who needed to physically remind himself of his keys, wallet and phone.
...no, really. I thought I was the dumb one and that the rest of the world just knew they had that shit on them before walking out the door.
...this video and the comments have made me feel less dumb about myself ;_;
Add headphones to those three items and thats my own little ocd
Hai 5sf!! Just saw Olivia make a cameo in Transcendence. She gets to meet Johnny Depp in the beginning for autograph lulz... 5 seconds of screen time? Intentional?? ;p
Why was I thinking that he forgot his car.....
surely you mean "Wallet, Keys, Phone"
You're the kind of guy that shits after he showers aren't you.
***** xD me neither wtf
So true
amazing
Well, they're doing it only every tuesday then
stop toying with my emotions, if you are gunna release these do it in a regular fashion, i can't take seeing one rarely.
i need my 5sf crack, my daily doses of madness in the shape of comedy
Who checks for the wallet in your front pocket...
Phone-wallet-keys-ipod
That's fucking great!
You know, I think I'm okay with "a video every so often." I sometimes felt like they were trying too hard when it was every single day.
I'm used to saying keys, phone, wallet, rather than keys, wallet, phone. It just seems weird saying it like that u___u
GOOD ONE!! OH SHIT!!
What's the one where Alec is always standing behind everyone?