Kramerica Industries: How To Succeed In Business | Seinfeld

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  • @scsmith4604
    @scsmith4604 2 роки тому +370

    Kramer is the only guy that can make a sports jacket and bowling shirt combination look like it makes sense.

    • @KA-eu9sy
      @KA-eu9sy Рік тому +8

      White socks. Black shoes.

  • @vaadaenmacchi
    @vaadaenmacchi 3 роки тому +186

    The beach perfume and the bro were admittedly good ideas

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 2 роки тому +105

    Darren is such a devoted worker.
    And Kramer is a professional, Conceivably.

    • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
      @SuperN1ntendoChalmers 7 місяців тому

      It's too bad that he ended up in jail taking the blame for Karmer's shenanigans.

  • @SangreTarasco
    @SangreTarasco 3 роки тому +331

    I too want to work for Kramerica Industries. Kramer's ideas are on another level.

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 5 місяців тому +1

      That's probably what the world says every time Elon Musk opens his mouth, or posts on Twitter.

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic 3 роки тому +115

    I love how Mr. Lippmann loved the coffee table book and Elaine was shut down instantly

  • @Lius525
    @Lius525 3 роки тому +991

    "Bra is for the ladies, meet Bro", that's literally how all the male grooming and hygiene products are marketed these days 😂

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 3 роки тому +16

      summer nights

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +20

      Any company would jump at the chance to double the sales of one of their products, of course

    • @GABRIELADAWSON
      @GABRIELADAWSON 2 роки тому +22

      I Like the MANZIERE lol or better yet....THE BROZIERE!!!!.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +9

      Reverse the wording, that's how they market ladies grooming products.

    • @GABRIELADAWSON
      @GABRIELADAWSON 2 роки тому +7

      It’s called PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING My Friend that’s why.

  • @waxedearth5425
    @waxedearth5425 Рік тому +20

    Seinfeld on UA-cam is a national treasure

  • @alepine1986
    @alepine1986 3 роки тому +62

    "It's like they're addicted." Lmao.

  • @beaubergeron6369
    @beaubergeron6369 Рік тому +22

    Even in its final season, this show was still churning out classics.

  • @indianeconomy2738
    @indianeconomy2738 3 роки тому +171

    "This is the kind of ideas you should be coming in with"
    The problem is that Kramer set a very high standard and no one else can match it

  • @themayer180
    @themayer180 3 роки тому +780

    I just think Kramer lived in the wrong decade. Imagine these ideas in a world with Shark Tank.

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 3 роки тому +65

      He'd be escorted out before he evne gives the first pitch.

    • @Michelle-pn9xt
      @Michelle-pn9xt 3 роки тому +6

      He is still alive. What are you talking about? His ideas are bad.

    • @doctorrpg6255
      @doctorrpg6255 3 роки тому +56

      @@Michelle-pn9xt I mean the Beach smelling cologne was a great idea. It was actually stolen by Calvin Klein (in the show).

    • @Beefer-e4j
      @Beefer-e4j 2 роки тому +9

      @@Michelle-pn9xt well, you missed the joke, humor etc. chill literal Lauren

    • @ryanhalvorsen6497
      @ryanhalvorsen6497 2 роки тому +6

      With all the leg work he does?? The sharks would jump on any idea 😆

  • @FOXZILLA5734
    @FOXZILLA5734 3 роки тому +382

    Kramerica is the live action equal to ACME from loony tunes lol

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine my joy when finding out that Acme is an actual chain of grocery stores.

    • @FOXZILLA5734
      @FOXZILLA5734 3 роки тому

      @@wvu05 lol really?

    • @Kawazak23
      @Kawazak23 3 роки тому

      Brilliant

    • @samsonhendrixiii3933
      @samsonhendrixiii3933 3 роки тому +4

      ACME, at least, has shiitty factory somewhere actually producing the crap they promote😅

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 роки тому +3

      @@FOXZILLA5734 In Pennsylvania and New Jersey at least.

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 3 роки тому +158

    “ And with Darren‘s help we’ll get that chicken.”
    -Kramer

    • @yaronkl
      @yaronkl 3 роки тому +8

      He's a Go-Getter

    • @justme-hh4vp
      @justme-hh4vp 2 роки тому +4

      yo' fly is undone...

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 2 роки тому +1

      Their business motto

    • @rja9784
      @rja9784 Рік тому

      I remember when he said that on the shoe and then you said it again in a comment on UA-cam

    • @ToddyTornado
      @ToddyTornado Рік тому +1

      Yo fly is open

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 3 роки тому +244

    It's a fine line between Kramer and Jeff Bezos.

  • @dizzy1369
    @dizzy1369 2 роки тому +64

    Kramer and George should have been business partners, the combined ideas they could have come up with 😂🤣🤣

  • @FathomlessJoy
    @FathomlessJoy 7 місяців тому +7

    The dude saying he still must discuss the bro-zier deal with his boss. Kramer saying, "Of course, yes." Like Kramer knows how big business deals are forged 👌

  • @christophersuswal9544
    @christophersuswal9544 2 роки тому +21

    I never noticed George laughing after Jerry was trying to get Claire's attention to move before the oil ball dropped. "HELLLLOOOOOO" was officially back right there

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 3 роки тому +48

    1:31 probably my favorite Kramer moment of all time

  • @kurtdahle
    @kurtdahle 3 роки тому +103

    its amazing how much better of an actor michael became after the first cpl seasons

    • @reubinthomas
      @reubinthomas 2 роки тому +10

      Definitely. He is a little awkward in the first season.

    • @kurtdahle
      @kurtdahle 2 роки тому +3

      @@reubinthomas just playing stanley spudowski

    • @reubinthomas
      @reubinthomas 2 роки тому +2

      @@kurtdahle Lol. Never knew about this character. Now that I watched a couple of clips I can see similarities.

    • @elmerofairo
      @elmerofairo Рік тому +7

      He just hadn't found the character yet. He was playing him a bit too out there. You see it with some characters in long running shows

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 11 місяців тому +1

      It's also plausible in-universe that Kramer just got better at interacting with people. Gained confidence and grew more social.
      I guess character development in general.

  • @US_John
    @US_John 2 роки тому +50

    Kramer lives a life everybody everyone of us dream off.

    • @inthewoodshed9611
      @inthewoodshed9611 5 місяців тому +3

      I think I might be a female version of Kramer

  • @yaronkl
    @yaronkl 3 роки тому +25

    It all sounds very glamorous, but it's Business As Usual at Kramerica

  • @Zigidy
    @Zigidy 8 місяців тому +2

    Ha. I love how the real life Kramer capitalized on the Kramer character from Seinfeld and created a bus tour in real life. And so the show wrote that into an episode. So many layers. Brilliant.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 3 роки тому +124

    It might be capricious, but I still support Kramer's bladder system.

    • @bink
      @bink 3 роки тому +11

      Capricious AND arbitrary

    • @jdhstrategies2454
      @jdhstrategies2454 3 роки тому +14

      Your fly is open

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like the ball of oil should've been inside a drum for it to have been a proper test.

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf Рік тому +8

    When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life.
    Kramer really felt that.

  • @christopherhogbring7771
    @christopherhogbring7771 3 роки тому +71

    They should show this at business school.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 3 роки тому +21

      He really is a good example of doing what ever it takes to try to make it, not afraid to take risks

  • @Sinna94
    @Sinna94 2 роки тому +14

    There actually is an $80 perfume called Beach by Bobbi Brown and according to Fragrantica, its fragrance notes include sea water and sand!

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut Рік тому +11

    It’s a show about nothing but blurs the lines of tv and reality. 😂😂 the 25% agreement is hilarious.

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow Рік тому +7

    "Did I tell you this guys a little Bonkers!?....He Really Is!!!" Regis

    • @davidgalinat4257
      @davidgalinat4257 4 місяці тому

      Then proceeds to make out with Kathie Lee on live television.

  • @gonkdroid8279
    @gonkdroid8279 3 роки тому +52

    We need a coffee table book on coffee tables

    • @moe6
      @moe6 2 роки тому +12

      With coffee table legs

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +4

      @@moe6 And a built in coaster.

  • @BigJoe5.0
    @BigJoe5.0 2 роки тому +24

    Kramer let so many opportunities to be rich go lol. Especially with him settling on bad deals with his lawsuits

  • @FathomlessJoy
    @FathomlessJoy 7 місяців тому +6

    Newman not ecognizing the postal code for Michgan calls everything I know about Kramerica into question.

  • @silverbolbo
    @silverbolbo 3 роки тому +34

    I can't believe they stole "The beach" idea from Kramer !

  • @JeffJK000
    @JeffJK000 Рік тому +15

    Imagine what Kramer would come up with, with todays information and technology.

  • @Mr.PauloSica
    @Mr.PauloSica 2 роки тому +21

    They should make a Kramer Chronicles show. it would be amazing

  • @jasonlacroix6083
    @jasonlacroix6083 3 роки тому +48

    Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.
    Just think of all the time that would open up in people's lives?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +3

      That's really not bad, tons of people use both on the same things and they'd still sell separate bottles to the rest of us

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +2

      I think they have that now.

  • @captainfordo9696
    @captainfordo9696 2 роки тому +13

    Kramer predicted the combination things Heinz is doing now at 2:26

  • @machavellicheese5556
    @machavellicheese5556 2 роки тому +6

    Love how Newman and Kramer have all of one day to round up the bottles to return for deposit $$ in Michigan.

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 Рік тому

      And the idea is they have so much mail going to Michigan they need an extra mail truck but if they need to take so much mail to Michigan how would they have any room left for all of their bottles? And I doubt the post office is delivering male across several states in regular mail trucks.

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 6 місяців тому +3

    When jokes come back around from being absurd and funny to strangely ahead of their time

  • @BernieMadoff-qv5in
    @BernieMadoff-qv5in 2 роки тому +18

    “Ya know selling bras exclusively to women, we’re really only utilizing 50% of the market.”

  • @JulianDale94
    @JulianDale94 10 місяців тому +4

    6:11 Ah yes, the negotiator

  • @Bobombkaboom
    @Bobombkaboom 3 роки тому +11

    "Bro vs Manzier" makes me think of "relaxitaxi vs relaxicab".

  • @pradeepshetty4835
    @pradeepshetty4835 3 роки тому +22

    Lesser known fact : Steve jobs was an intern at Kramerica Industries.... As per some sources Apple copied most of Kramer's ideas when Kramer was westing his valuable time in Jerry's apartment....

  • @holeindanssock156
    @holeindanssock156 3 роки тому +21

    Seinfeld best show ever?
    Id say probably.....

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for pin. Coming from official channel.... I feel blessed. Is Larry around? I have a great recipe for omelettes. Take care.

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 9 місяців тому +3

    Kramer is the first entrepreneur of the world 😂

  • @M-David-Hakoh
    @M-David-Hakoh 3 роки тому +26

    That tie dispenser is actually not such a bad idea

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 Рік тому

      The problem with that is not that many jobs require people to wear suits unless they're lawyers.

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 9 місяців тому +2

    Mr. Kramer says, "Hey Buddy!"

  • @albertf.ismail2605
    @albertf.ismail2605 3 роки тому +3

    Love♥️ from 🇲🇾Malaysia!!

  • @ikelove6784
    @ikelove6784 Рік тому +9

    I would have compromised with "brozere"

  • @sdmlmy
    @sdmlmy 3 роки тому +11

    Kramer is sublime!

  • @maikp5505
    @maikp5505 2 роки тому +10

    I don’t know why but I’m beginning to appreciate Kramers dress code.

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated 3 роки тому +37

    Is $750 for a book contract actually a good deal? I’m surprised he didn’t ask for royalties.

    • @MisaelMatute76
      @MisaelMatute76 2 роки тому +4

      For someone who has never written a book, probably...

    • @BinaryBard64
      @BinaryBard64 2 роки тому +6

      It's called ghost writing. They normally don't make lots of money anyway, but Kramer is known for making silly deals.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +7

      @@BinaryBard64 He had air tight cases against both a coffee house and the tobacco industry and he traded for a lifetime supply of coffee and his own billboard, respectively.

  • @nickm1094
    @nickm1094 3 роки тому +9

    When is Seinfeld going to be released on Blu Ray or 4K

  • @flyingdutchman1922
    @flyingdutchman1922 3 роки тому +27

    "But you only provide fantasy real world cooperate experience"
    Jerry

  • @conradsieber7883
    @conradsieber7883 2 роки тому +5

    Ironically the beach Cologne is a good idea. My skin smelled it's best after swimming in the ocean...

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 3 роки тому +10

    … and I really like… “It’s like they’re addicted.”

  • @attyla3970
    @attyla3970 3 роки тому +16

    Actually the idea with Kramerica Industries is not that bad . Was a funny episode .

  • @ruzzodac
    @ruzzodac 7 місяців тому +3

    Some people actually went to jail for trying to pull the "Bottle Scam"

  • @tripleooo7881
    @tripleooo7881 3 роки тому +8

    Jerry's parents were pretty good to.

  • @subhashkapur4148
    @subhashkapur4148 3 роки тому +9

    Vandelay Industries vs Kramerica Industries. Who wins?

  • @claytonfs
    @claytonfs 2 роки тому +2

    I'm reminded of Taco Corp. from The League and the EBDBBnB!

  • @cobretticobra7911
    @cobretticobra7911 7 місяців тому +2

    Kramerica gets me through he day

  • @afterlife697
    @afterlife697 3 роки тому +11

    How about bro-ziere. It combines both

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME 3 роки тому +3

      Manziere is better

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta 2 роки тому +1

      @@FIXTREME ...and more Masculine sounding.

  • @mrmoshe8157
    @mrmoshe8157 2 місяці тому

    ❤Always love Jerry Stiller. He and Ben Stiller are the best. Always inside our hearts Mr.Jerry Stiller❤

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 3 роки тому +11

    I am digging the fact that the background art for the coffee table book is the same as the _Nevermind_ cover. Similar fonts, too. This may be the most Nineties thing ever.

  • @vaadaenmacchi
    @vaadaenmacchi 2 роки тому +10

    What was kramers source of income?? He seemed to always be living it up

  • @SandmanGames
    @SandmanGames 3 роки тому +11

    I actually got a bro 😂 good support is important

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 3 роки тому +2

      Yes it is..I know that when I wear banlon, there appears to be some jiggling

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +1

      @Shane Kristian BRO!

  • @tomcovic6395
    @tomcovic6395 2 роки тому +3

    His two court settlements haha

  • @skanker1772
    @skanker1772 4 місяці тому

    I love how jerry always tries to give kramer a dose of reality and kramer has none of it 😂😂😂

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 2 роки тому +3

    What a come back - yeah I understand 37.5 for 3 moskiter

  • @vistulacooper6802
    @vistulacooper6802 2 роки тому +5

    I SPECIFICALLY FOUND AND BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF PERFUME CALLED "THE BEACH"! It smells amazing!!!

  • @pradeepshetty4835
    @pradeepshetty4835 3 роки тому +5

    5:50 is gold ❤️

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +16

    I still say he should have negotiated for more than 25% in the deal with Morty's raincoats.

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 2 місяці тому +2

    "Yeah, it's $37.50 for a 3 Musketeers"

  • @aheroictaxidriver3180
    @aheroictaxidriver3180 Рік тому +2

    0:49 I think this scene may have been Kessler, not Kramer.

  • @fackery8438
    @fackery8438 Рік тому +3

    Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 3 роки тому +3

    4:12 was so unnecessarily dismissive lmao

  • @ZeroGravityLife
    @ZeroGravityLife 2 місяці тому

    In almost every episode, Jerry and his merry band are committing felonies

  • @jrpro5195
    @jrpro5195 2 роки тому +4

    Kraymerica is responsible for Mod Pizza!

  • @CT37BN
    @CT37BN Рік тому +1

    Ban-lon is so underrated🤣😂

    • @harrykrishna2697
      @harrykrishna2697 10 місяців тому

      Sid Farkus said there appears to be some jiggling with Banlon

  • @tmrevenge
    @tmrevenge Рік тому +1

    5:04 damn the delivery and the acting was superb! Brilliant magnificent bastards!

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 3 роки тому +7

    But you only provide fantasy world corporate experience. XD

  • @cubsbearsandbulls
    @cubsbearsandbulls Місяць тому

    The bus tour idea is directly from the real life Kramer's bus tour

  • @leafyutube
    @leafyutube 2 роки тому +3

    Is Kramerica listed in the Dow Jones or S&P 500?

  • @michaellalli7693
    @michaellalli7693 Рік тому +3

    Peterman might be the best guest character on Seinfeld?

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 2 роки тому +1

    37.50 for three mesketeers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 роки тому +1

    4:12 this was a serious burn

  • @grind7313
    @grind7313 Рік тому +1

    Krämers trainee thinks he is simply the best 😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewrogers8778
    @matthewrogers8778 2 роки тому +3

    THE MAN-ZEER

  • @poorshad
    @poorshad Рік тому +3

    Why are this channel's compilations all backwards?! e.g. You show the oil ball result first, or the disagreement for 25% first, then show where the idea came from or when it started.

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney 3 роки тому +4

    This is hilarious!!!

  • @jeanmaryfrancois1584
    @jeanmaryfrancois1584 Рік тому +1

    Best comedy ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SisyphusQuit
    @SisyphusQuit 3 роки тому +5

    Where's the pizza idea and trading old records?

  • @Hollywood42081
    @Hollywood42081 Рік тому

    I love how the intern is the equivalent of Kramer and they look exactly alike 😂

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Рік тому +2

    Oh yeah....top floor

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 роки тому

    Pizza Bagel and 3 Musketeers candy bar 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 3 роки тому +8

    I'd like to go to a place where you make your own pizza.

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo7301 Рік тому +1

    I got of start smoking cigars maybe my life will turn out different 😂

  • @rankobarensic
    @rankobarensic 2 роки тому +1

    You find something you get a fee🤣🤣🤣

  • @terrellp22
    @terrellp22 3 роки тому +16

    very strange he never made any money off of these inventions

  • @dfjsdz
    @dfjsdz 3 роки тому +9

    We all need a Kramer in our life!