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- Опубліковано 7 сер 2024
- "I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up."
Check out these "mug-nificient" coffee moments from Seinfeld:
00:00 S2Ep4 The Phone Message
00:38 Intro
00:44 S2Ep4 The Phone Message
03:34 S7Ep2 The Postponement
04:52 S7Ep3 The Maestro
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"I don't know what your parents did to you." The essence of George.
30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
It is preposterous!
Im shocked and chagrined
I, too, am shocked and chagrined…that I didn’t think to open my own movie theaters so I could charge all u suckers $20 for an 8 oz can of coke 😢
lmfao 😆😆😆
Chicanery!
Elaine: “Idk what your parents did to you”
George: *Festivus flashbacks*
"STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOUR FATHER!"
I can't read it without my glasses.
- You don't need glasses, YOU'RE WEAK!!!"
or his 7th birthday.
"BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES!!"
🤣
“Nobody can tell what a balm is gonna do!” 😂😂😂
ahhh a balm? i was puzzled about that, auto captions says "a bomb"
That’s the joke to my understanding
Jackie Chiles and George's parents - best supporting characters. I would have loved to have had more episodes with Jackie - terrific.
I saw he's doing Snyder's pretzels ads 😂
Puddy
Frank Costanza was good enough to have his own show... one of the best, most memorable characters ever.
@@auxorion He did, it was called King of Queens.
I would also add Newman, great supporting character
“What’ya got?! One of those caffe lattes in your shirt?!”
Of all the possible beverages, he actually guessed cafe latte. 😀
Just shows how popular the drink was
😭 come let's go coffee boy
04:52 *Jackie (the lawyer) deserves a show by himself! lol*
Kramer's entire interaction with Regis and Kathy Lee ..........was bonkers!!
Talk show
*bonkos
The entrance he makes and goes straight for a kiss on the lips. 🤣
“You put the balm on?! Who told you to put the balm?! I didn’t tell you to put the balm on!”
Nobody knows what a balm will do. They're unpredictable 😂
I actually feel bad for Jackie.
And he's a lawyer.
Glad he got to sample that real and spectacular on the last episode.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 I love when Kramer comes to Jackie's office to sue the tobacco industry and Jackie is trying to keep Kramer locked out.
The Maestro
“No thanks I can’t drink coffee it keeps me up at night “ lmao 🤣
Jackie's the best - "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"
Have you eva seen a balm?! lol!
"OK, you take normal sips--nothing wrong with that 😉"
😅🤣
And THEY made the top, you didn't make the top did you?
Balms are unpredictable!!
Just got to know the greatest library detective, Philip Baker Hall aka Mr Bookman passed away. We're losing so many Seinfeld seniors. May he RIP.
One of my fav episodes is his episide. 😥 He said his lines so well. Jerry could barely not laugh and I don't blame him.
Rip, guy was legendary in his role
"You throw a jar of Foldiers crystals into the cupboard, and you forget about it. It's freeze dried, lasts forever"
RIP
Mr. Bookman will be missed. He caught all the perverts drawing pictures of peepees and weewees all over the library books.
30 years later and seinfeld still rules for good comedy
“Did you put the top on or did they put the top on. Susy, get me a caffe latte, with a top! 😉”
We gonna run some _tests_ on that top." 🤣
Tell'um it's for me
The video is missing when Krammer is all hopped up on his cafe lattes. But still a delight
It's also missing when the Library cop, Mr. Bookman, asks Jerry if he's got any coffee in his apartment.
The coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table... is actually genius. Probably Kramer's second best idea, after the idea about putting a flexible lining inside of oil tankers to help prevent spills if the hull is breached (ideally a better lining than that of a PlayNow rubber ball).
You mean besides the "bro" or "manzier" right?
Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you
[several seasons later we meet George's parents]
... yeah, okay, that checks out.
Coffee was such an essential element to this show. 🤣😂🤣🤣
The various stages of realization that George goes through in those few seconds, how his expression changes reflecting the stages he's cycling through; how he has a conversation with himself while trying to leave that message... Brilliant
And then of course, there's Jackie... I didn't think that anyone could outdo Kramer, when it came to zaniness, and yet he does... "Do you even know what a balm is??" "...No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!" Hilarious!!
That happened to me once... I truly understand George's pain....
Kramer cracks me up trying to bring in hot coffee into a crowded movie theater
I never noticed this before, but Kramer had the top of the caffe latte off while he was in line at the theatre. So he actually put the top on, not Java World. I should be a lawyer for Java World.
“Yeah, maybe you should.”
but there were no cameras back then so good luck proving he took it off and put it back on. i should be a lawyer not you.
We have this UA-cam video to prove he put the top on. No more free coffee for him!
“It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!”
Definitely preposterous!!!
@@czl29 quite preposterous!
Your comment is the most public of your many humiliations
@@testshietchannel the most public yet
@@testshietchannel That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
"Do You know what a balm is??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌
George doesn’t like coffee. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 😂
George likes his coffee spicy!
World's are colliding!
@@christmas6666 with Chicory?
☕!
"No of course not..." -- Jerry
🙂
She gave our boy Costanza the golden ticket to come upstairs and handle his business and he messed that up too 😂
That's not the only time he screws up that scenario.
Man we've all been there😞
@@freezaheer477 Proud to say I haven't! Never in all my life!
Less proud to admit it's simply because I've never been offered...
He's the opposite of every guy she's ever met.
He’s so neurotic it’s the perfect scenario.. I know I’ve been there..
You forgot the library detective in Jerry's apartment wanting coffee. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freeze dried crystals! They last forever
"Alright. C'Mon, coffeeboy. Bring it out." LOL
Kramer's primal scream of pain, followed by his voiceless mask of agony - credit to the extras in the movie theater for keeping straight faces. Brilliant work!
I was thinking the exact same! However did the extras keep straight faces.... Probably took a few takes haha...
I've been drinking caffè lattes since the 5th grade and I haven't looked back
What is that like Italian coffee? Half milk, half coffee?
I love that Kramer wore an ascot on Regis & Kathy 😆
This show was too good.
Yeah but he is stupid because he turned down $50,000
WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON!?
Pretty good, but you're missing:
- Elaine paying for George's Arabian Roast and he claims she's "STICKIN' IT!" to him.
- Jerry offers Mr. Bookman tea and he informs him about Folger's freeze-dried crystals.
You reminded me of Mr Bookman.
May he Rest In Peace 🥲
I still have some freeze-dried Crystals that have been around since the 20th century.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 it lasts forever, it's freeze-dried. freeze-dried crystals.
And there is the one with Kramer asking for a decaf cappucinno in Elaine's pychiatrist boyfriends office... 🤣 Such a show of comedic genius...
So many people have been smuggling café lattes into the theater that the usher immediately knew what those screams of pain indicated.
I love this lawyer 😂🤣😂😂
Y'all remember the hot coffee lawsuit. What u didn't know was That elderly lady had 3rd degree burns in between her thighs and needed skin grafts. That particular McDonald's had been sighted numerous times for dangerously hot coffee. T
The media and later politicians had us convinced the lawsuit was frivolous.
Laws were passed to protect corporations from "frivolous lawsuits"
That episode was literally inspired by that incident because people didn't realize how bad the burns were, or that they were repeatedly told their coffee was too damn hot.
Kramer is the most outrageous dude he knows and he knows everybody.
Jackie: who told you to put the balm on?
Cosmo : the maistro
Jackie: the who?!?!?
😂
* maestro
Coffee late at night is maybe one of my favourite moments.
I always pull a Kramer when I go to the movies-I’ll tell em my coffee is almost gone, two sips into it and they almost always say ‘Go ahead’ and let me take it with…👍🏻😄☕️
Yeah, but just remember to not put a balm on if you spill the coffee in your pants.
You have to add Bookman's instant coffee. Freeze dried crystals, put it in the cupboard, forget about it!
Kramer saying "Not that hot." is peak Seinfeld
I genuinely like the coffee table book idea.
The theatre worker was awesome 🤣🤣 the fact that he knew exactly what he had in his pockets and then called him coffee boy lol
Never seen anyone drink coffee in a movie theatre but you’d think it’d be a big seller!
The most unbelievable thing in the Kramer coffee plot is that a cafe latte is hot enough to burn you up. Whenever I order those they're usually cold 😂
That's true. Those espresso drinks cool pretty fast once they're dispensed. 😂
Always loved Kramer's lawyer ~ 😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣
man, the 90s, United State's last great decade
pre-bush
Pre pc brigade. 🤣
Well that’s stupid.
Sometimes I forget about the nightmare world where you can't erase and re-record a message
Norad or a 24 hour Missile Watch ~ A Colonel ~ A Kaiser ~ A Tsar ~ 🤣
10:31 Getting through the door opening at Jerry's is much more smooth! 😊
I love that lawyer! 😂😂😂
All I can do is imagine George kastanza in a movie drinking coffee at 2am on missile watch at NORAD
Jackie Chile's what a brilliant character he was my all-time favorite on Seinfeld🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The who!?!" - two words delivered to perfection
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You stay in school!"
I did, for 6 years of post-secondary (college + Uni), plus additional continuing ed. courses afterwards. I can't say it's worth it anymore at this point in my life.
4:23 Jerry. Always selling out his friends for the sake of amusement.
😂😂😂😂"who is this"
"...People who work and Norad....."😂😂😂😂
ufos and aliens
Phil Morris nails the Jackie Chiles parody of OJ Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran (same initials J.C.) in all the episodes he appeared in. Even Cochran loved it! (However, Cochran threatened legal action if the Jackie Chiles character was portrayed outside of the Seinfeld show.)
Kramer actually put the lid on the coffee when in the que 😜👍😉
9:30 Jackie and Kramer coming in the door at the same time 😂
90s: Want to come upstairs for some coffee?
2010s: Wanna watch some Netflix n' chill?
No, thanks I don't like netflix
Sorry, I don’t like to watch a screen before bedtime.
What's netflix?
2020s:
....
.....
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Best Sitcom ever!
The subplot of the hot coffee is based on a real lawsuit. However, the woman who was burned was an elderly lady who has second and third degree burns all over her crotch, thighs, and legs. She was hospitalized for months and months and nearly died. After learning the severity of her injuries I think it was right that she sued. I feel bad that people used this case to make fun of her and say it was a frivolous lawsuit.
It was so much worse than folks made it out to be. If it happened to their mothers, nobody would be laughing.
Poor woman.
Yep. Definitely not a frivolous lawsuit. She almost died. Poor lady.
Well, she did spill it on herself. It's like suing a car company because you died in a sports car that had too much power.
It's supposed to be hot!
@@bobcranston3414 where did you brew coffee capable of causing 3rd degree burns ?
1:18-i love that, something about the "PLOP" "PLOP" "FIZZ" that fills me with content and fulfillment.
Anyone else immediately think of the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit with the Jackie Chiles scene?
From someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, the NORAD reference is 100% on point
"Oh, I can be quite litigious!" 😂🤣I quoted this for years.
Didn't even know what "litigious" meant until watching this show and looking it up years ago.
George driving away
“Take it easy… *TAKE IT EASY* ”
Loved the Kathy Lee kiss, lol
Kramer's facial expressions tho' -- Mr. Suave is on the prowl........... yeahhh :D
@@Roostermania2010 oh my God kisses
Regis calling Kramer a young guy is my favorite part
Lol 😂 “Whadya got? One of those cafe latte’s in your shirt?”
Kudos to KLG and agent for shoehorning a plug for Kathie Lee Casuals into the script 😄
To me, the first 4 seasons were the best ones.
I feel bad for the lawyer every time he lawyers Kramer.
The Episode Where Kramer Stayed Up All Night Smoking and Playing Poker, He Contacted the Lawyer to Get Money From the Tobacco Company and Missed Out on Big Money Yet Again and All They Did Was Have Huge Billboard With Kramer's Face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The theater worker was hilarious 😆🤣 come on coffee boy 🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe you left out the scene where Kramer is all hopped up on the coffee walking down the street all jittery
@3:47 Kramer clearly puts said lid on the coffee again despite the lawyer asking if the lid was on. Ladies and gentlemen this makes Java World not liable for all the damages that happened next.
Went to see Oppenheimer…..our first visit to a theater in many years……$37 for two medium drinks, two regular popcorns, and a box of chocolate covered raisins. Would I try to sneak in some chocolate covered raisins? Yep.
I've taken my own candy in. Their prices are outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
Jackie was a great side character, funny stuff.
LOL I forgot about Chiles. He was awesome.
Come on coffee boy lol
The usher is the same person in charge of Security at the department store on Drew Carey show.
Kudos to Regis and Kathie Lee for greenlighting the spittake
Jackie needed his own spin off
"What do you got? One of those cafe lattes in your shirt?" Haha, he knew immediately what was going down lol.
One of my favorite characters from Seinfeld, believe it or not. First responder mentality. Larry David GOAT.
Priceless lmao 🤣 Kramer you the man!!!!
Kathy Lee fell victim to The Kavorka 😂
The lure of the Animal
The lady who in real life got burned by a hot coffee, it ended up ruining her life. The incident was everywhere in the 90's
Do you even know what a balm is??? Have you ever seen a balm?😎
Kramer clearly put the top on, actually
Actually I drink coffee that late and it never keeps me up.
This happened in real life and in Toronto they had to double cup, band and put a label that said "Hot"
This coffee is making me thirsty!
I don’t think Suzie, the Secretary, even exists. She has never responded to the intercom by Jackie.
This Dr Bison guy is also a mystery
You omitted the best part at the diner when George told Jerry that he left a voice message saying "WhereTheHellDo you get the nerve, you invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for 4 days, I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up, I'd like to have one more shot at the coffee just so I can spitItInYourFace"(google removes your comment if you type the same exact quote, they think you're hurting some snow flake's feelings which is hypocritical because they obviously allow the Seinfeld video version).! Anyway, And then the part where he went to switch the tape with Jerry...
Come on! Do I have to tell you everything! No youtube for you! Come back one year!
Any one notice Kramer having the lid in his one hand and the coffee in the other while waiting in line for the movie?
Kramer,is the character...he tries to bring,into a movie theater hot cappacino,and falls over a chubby woman, thank then a well dressed usher "says, alright coffee boy, let's go"very hilarious...you,all need to see this episode over and over,thanks Cosmo Kramer*****
Sorry,about my tying skills
" No One Knows What A Balm Is Going To Do "!
Kramer put the lid on...haha (3.45 in the clip)
3:57 😂😂😂😂😂 “coffee” 🤣oh my god lmao