i try to complete kindergarten on old school

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  Рік тому +2021

    why does my family not love me

  • @turtletcp1598
    @turtletcp1598 Рік тому +2699

    Poof injuring himself getting out of bed has to be one of the funniest things ever

    • @m3iilyn
      @m3iilyn Рік тому +391

      NAH AND THEN THE FUCKING BODY SLAM WITH HIS DAD ON THE TOILET TOO LMAO

    • @manchesterunitedfan8123
      @manchesterunitedfan8123 Рік тому +319

      Then his dad says" I thought you were dead you won't be lucky next time" lol

    • @Apeboy1991
      @Apeboy1991 Рік тому +41

      What happened

    • @EmperorSigismund
      @EmperorSigismund Рік тому +177

      Did M Dickie simulate waking up to a muscle cramp? I wouldn't put it past the madman

    • @TheFridayNightGamerj
      @TheFridayNightGamerj Рік тому +15

      Funniest video in 6th months

  • @videosteward
    @videosteward Рік тому +1375

    32:18 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a game. The Mum leapfrogs over her raging son to immediately make out with her husband. No wonder the son turned out the way he did

    • @willgv
      @willgv Рік тому +91

      I’m literally crying laughing at that spot rn 😭

    • @jordynmoore1218
      @jordynmoore1218 Рік тому +182

      And then they get hit by a car 💀

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 Рік тому +10

      😂

    • @supasual610nd13
      @supasual610nd13 Рік тому

      IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIF I FUCLING CRYING RINGN NOW WTFTFTFFTTFSTGWDYDHAFBEKSDMFUHGKUVSG IKFNJRS

    • @simondahlin5996
      @simondahlin5996 Рік тому +33

      legit the funniest shit ever, never laughed so hard from a game

  • @alexcellothere
    @alexcellothere Рік тому +1043

    first a 99 year old that looks 12, and now a kindergartner who looks 50

  • @stpvtrick5943
    @stpvtrick5943 Рік тому +553

    11:54 waking up, cracking your back and screaming... that's a fucking mood and a half 💀

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 7 місяців тому +13

      The average monday morning be like

    • @asleep_or_dead
      @asleep_or_dead 6 місяців тому +9

      Nah that's just me every time I wake up for school

    • @kazakhstanisastate4614
      @kazakhstanisastate4614 6 місяців тому +9

      when you stretch too much and get a leg cramp

  • @MehZehLee
    @MehZehLee Рік тому +489

    Poof falling into the hole he created with his explosive console and crawling out like the girl from the ring got me hysterically laughing

  • @ashes_blue
    @ashes_blue Рік тому +480

    The principal forcing the class to listen to his vocals before class starts is so freaking funny

    • @DHUNTJR
      @DHUNTJR Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 7 місяців тому +5

      If i was this much power, i'll do it as well.

    • @subjectc7505
      @subjectc7505 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh ho ho ho! 😂

    • @tobyandahalf
      @tobyandahalf Місяць тому

      like principal nero in asoue

  • @feder28
    @feder28 Рік тому +212

    Love how Poof attended an entire class with MDickie as the teacher and later even sold him an invisible banana for 1$ and he never realized who he was

  • @somefrickinbrick9575
    @somefrickinbrick9575 Рік тому +558

    Hearing poof cackling as he runs over his mother with a car will never not be funny

  • @ryanchon8702
    @ryanchon8702 Рік тому +762

    i was shook that poof knew the capital of poland... but i was more shook by the answer the game gave 😭

    • @idi0tsanswich379
      @idi0tsanswich379 Рік тому +82

      NO LITERALLY BC the shock of him guessing it and then just the game not changing the other answers to the right one that's wild dude

    • @mary28732
      @mary28732 Рік тому +128

      im polish and i CHOKED when i saw the aushwitz answer 😭😭😭

    • @cansum1buymemtndew
      @cansum1buymemtndew Рік тому +11

      same 💀💀

    • @Epicboy099
      @Epicboy099 Рік тому +21

      Dominic striker was wild for that one💀

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 10 місяців тому +11

      @@50StringsCovers Btw don't go on the train ride.

  • @leyulis8882
    @leyulis8882 Рік тому +315

    The whole sequence at 28:44 has me struggling to breathe-
    Ok let's try and understand what the fuck we just witnessed, an old ass kindergartener started beating the shit out of someone with a console, said console explodes, Fat Tits just dodges a fucking explosion by rolling and the explosion creates a hole on the ground, then Fat T. uses it as a wormhole and as he does, a random lady just falls like a raindrop

  • @golfboy7676
    @golfboy7676 Рік тому +128

    11:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life, poofesure you have to do more

    • @joethesmow
      @joethesmow 10 місяців тому +8

      Same here 😂 XD.

  • @matthew-l1e8m
    @matthew-l1e8m Рік тому +386

    This is easily the best and funniest game Poof has played

    • @warcreye6338
      @warcreye6338 Рік тому +8

      I don’t know warioware is pretty close too

    • @matthew-l1e8m
      @matthew-l1e8m Рік тому +43

      @@warcreye6338 usually he just includes his best lines and jokes right? This game is just so funny by itself it automatically gives him content lol.

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps Рік тому +7

      @@matthew-l1e8meh i'd still say his wii and papa louie content is funnier,, but this is still good tho

    • @garrettfiorito4482
      @garrettfiorito4482 Рік тому +7

      @@P_arapspapa louie vids r more boring and repetitive compared to this game where the most random unhinged things occur

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 Рік тому +13

      Hard Time is also fun because it's literally the same thing

  • @catsinwonderland7473
    @catsinwonderland7473 Рік тому +169

    Those are some really articulate and well-behaved kindergarteners...

  • @turquoisepeach9105
    @turquoisepeach9105 Рік тому +115

    22:09 i love how the teacher just picks the kindergartener up from his seat and throws him to the ground

  • @defectumdefectum9642
    @defectumdefectum9642 Рік тому +301

    i was convinced poofesure was gonna be a dangerous kindergartener but hearing he would try to complete kindergarten makes me intrigued now. We all love a good poofesure video (:

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 Рік тому +284

    11:54
    My theory for what happened:
    Mr. Tits secretly never wanted his son. Later on, his wife decided she didn't want him either. They spent years waiting and planning how to get rid of him. Until then, they pretended to be nice to him and be good parents. It wasn't until he started his new school when they decided it was the right time. They planted a deadly toxin in the bed to kill him. When he woke up for school in the morning, it took effect and nearly killed him. He was able to survive, but was injured. His father checked on him and was angry to see it didn't work. Him and his wife took the matter in their own hands and tried anything they could to get rid of Fat.
    Edit: This could be the same Fat Tits from the Hard Time series. His troubled childhood led him to a life of crime and got him sent to prison.

    • @ttbsoulja
      @ttbsoulja Рік тому +41

      lore

    • @Duck_with_grapes55
      @Duck_with_grapes55 Рік тому +32

      Can’t wait for the new lore in the next episode

    • @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny
      @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny Рік тому

      Thought the Father Used His Psychic abilities to Break his Spine, But Was Surprised Fat tits Actually lived through that

    • @ThyFletchr
      @ThyFletchr 2 місяці тому +3

      No way there is actually lore😭

  • @kmosey4211
    @kmosey4211 Рік тому +173

    The entire sequence at 32:10 had me struggling to breathe

    • @willgv
      @willgv Рік тому +17

      I cried for a solid five minutes from that

  • @freebird1621
    @freebird1621 Рік тому +34

    5:11 that suplex into a canadian destroyer. Damn
    23:24 a wild mick foley appearance. Love the wrestling knowledge in this game
    24:38 Musclebuster!
    36:12 snap dragon

    • @SpiralPoli
      @SpiralPoli 9 місяців тому +7

      This game actually used a wrestling game my MDickie (the guy who made this game) as a base so that's why there's so many wrestling assets left over.

  • @RhakimAli
    @RhakimAli Рік тому +34

    17:11 imagine being in kindergarten and you see your teacher just front belly to belly suplex your classmate

  • @proboscismonkey-1413
    @proboscismonkey-1413 Рік тому +110

    I love how poofs dad chased him to math class just to continue the fight 💀

  • @mudkipfanatic6354
    @mudkipfanatic6354 4 місяці тому +6

    I love how school in the MDickie universe is just dedicating a whole hour of class to a single question where the only answer that someone comes up with is Auschwitz.

  • @UnluckiestJester
    @UnluckiestJester Рік тому +210

    11:54 morning cramps be like.

  • @slippyremington
    @slippyremington Рік тому +88

    The progression of events at 32:12 had me so dead 💀

  • @natethegreat7768
    @natethegreat7768 Рік тому +101

    You’ve blessed us with 40 minutes of pure comedy and bliss. I thank you 🙏

    • @LivvyTube24
      @LivvyTube24 Рік тому +6

      I didn't even realize this was 40 minutes long until I finished it tbh

  • @plodywsarkofagu
    @plodywsarkofagu Рік тому +87

    8:51 as polish person,I GASPED AND GIGGLED

    • @pekinoantis4405
      @pekinoantis4405 4 місяці тому +1

      Lmao same im lithuanian so this hit differently

  • @PiercelsCute
    @PiercelsCute Рік тому +1122

    poof never fails to open my legs and fill me with his amazing content

  • @guywhoateallthepizza1031
    @guywhoateallthepizza1031 Рік тому +120

    The Fat Tits origin story goes hard

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 Рік тому +22

      To believe he later died in prision

    • @Asrieldreemurr283
      @Asrieldreemurr283 Місяць тому +1

      @@leyulis8882I heard it’s because his father tried to kill him

  • @greenninja529
    @greenninja529 Рік тому +86

    Imagine being in Kindergarten just for a kid to suplex the damn teacher.

  • @tinyd2015
    @tinyd2015 Рік тому +59

    wait until poof finds out that six in french is, in fact, six

  • @vidanvonbrzeski2918
    @vidanvonbrzeski2918 Рік тому +107

    That proton question was stupid, there should’ve been an atomic mass option

    • @JohnDoe-zn6fd
      @JohnDoe-zn6fd 5 місяців тому +3

      its probably talking about the thing where the charge is on the upper right and the mass and number are on the left

  • @mishk257
    @mishk257 Рік тому +94

    28:48 that lady falling down was perfect timing LMAO

    • @kmosey4211
      @kmosey4211 Рік тому +13

      I didn’t even see that until this comment😭

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 Рік тому +15

      Woman jumpscare

  • @babasbooey
    @babasbooey Рік тому +57

    25:41 is that one of the bully loading screens on the floor?
    Poof should really play Bully

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 Рік тому +195

    I can only imagine what those who went to school with Poofesure have to say about him. I want to hear funny stories as to how he became so good at raging! 😂

    • @eaglesattack
      @eaglesattack Рік тому +3

      I am you now

    • @_murdocsleftpinkietoe
      @_murdocsleftpinkietoe Рік тому +26

      He was probably a quiet kid.. most quiet kids are the funniest people you will ever meet

    • @nintendofan_64
      @nintendofan_64 Рік тому +5

      @@_murdocsleftpinkietoe it aint funny when they start digging through their bag

    • @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny
      @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny Рік тому +5

      ​@@nintendofan_64oh you mean American quiet kids
      Other countries quiet kids are all awesome asf

  • @Awesome_Thomas
    @Awesome_Thomas Рік тому +54

    YES A 40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO PERFECT

  • @hoIycow0
    @hoIycow0 Рік тому +26

    10:28 never imagined poofesure would ever bring nostalgia

  • @amykoester7166
    @amykoester7166 Рік тому +20

    I thank the lord for poof. I had to get oral surgery and he’s been the only thing I’ve watched when I’ve been awake.
    Thank you for always making me smile. ❤

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому +47

    Imagine having pink pigtails and a manly face in kindergarten. All the small kids thought the aliens are in their class now lol

  • @its_sun7906
    @its_sun7906 Рік тому +29

    I absolutely love how much fun poof has while playing md games

  • @lukej6636
    @lukej6636 Рік тому +33

    I cannot wait til Poof learns he can throw people in front of trains in this game

  • @unbeatenlake790
    @unbeatenlake790 Рік тому +28

    I like how Poof cannonballs onto his dad and cant understand why his dad hates him

  • @julianvillarreal1450
    @julianvillarreal1450 Рік тому +73

    Holy wow! I’ve never seen Poofesure upload a video for 40 minutes. I still remember when he streamed last year or the year before for 2 hours.

    • @Primordial_Savant
      @Primordial_Savant Рік тому +5

      Did you watch his SCP video he made 3 weeks ago? I believe he streamed it, edited it, and published it on UA-cam that lasts about an hour and a half. That was the longest video of his I watched in a while

  • @cortnieladd9986
    @cortnieladd9986 Рік тому +13

    13:06 "Sife....Seetae...Siete... No thats ocho, thats seven!!" LMAOOO

  • @thebrad1134
    @thebrad1134 Рік тому +9

    "He is, he's taking a shit with the council."
    -Poofesure
    11:17
    Edit: I thought he was making a joke by calling the console a council but he continues mispronouncing it whenever it comes up. I am now imagining a group of sentient Atari's forming a meeting to discuss political issues.

  • @kellyannmolinaro6428
    @kellyannmolinaro6428 Рік тому +14

    I like how nothing happens when fat directly hits a teacher with a sledgehammer while fat gets reported for assault when throwing a console and barely hitting anyone

  • @Joilxt
    @Joilxt 10 місяців тому +4

    the sequence where poof just suplexes his dad on the toilet has to be one of the funniest moments in gaming ive ever seen

  • @warcreye6338
    @warcreye6338 Рік тому +29

    I was dying when he hit his dad in the nuts with the beer.

  • @jasmine-rae
    @jasmine-rae Рік тому +39

    The girl from lazy town went down such a bad path.. poor child Hollywood stars

  • @DonnyPK
    @DonnyPK Рік тому +19

    Every time Poof brings up something with his age, I just think "oh yeah! We're the same age!"
    1995.... great year

  • @alexw0310
    @alexw0310 Рік тому +11

    1:00 That school emblem's text translates to, "The only place you will experience violence"

  • @cdude9295
    @cdude9295 Рік тому +31

    This series has me squeal laughing never stop

  • @eggsmeister
    @eggsmeister Рік тому +18

    Poof running his own mom over while holding a basketball is one of the most unhinged things I've seen him do now

  • @esmin2400
    @esmin2400 Рік тому +25

    11:55 has me cackling, what the fuck💀

  • @FloralMeg_
    @FloralMeg_ Рік тому +16

    I can’t wait for poof to discover the magic of digging a hole. He’s played like three of these games now and hasn’t figured it out for any

  • @nekomaru856
    @nekomaru856 Рік тому +15

    I must say, the thing that truly broke me was the wormhole, and just how truly bizarre that whole event was

  • @NOACCEPTANCE772
    @NOACCEPTANCE772 Рік тому +45

    THE WHIPLASH between his parents chasing him, then making out, then his mom getting run over by a car HOLY SHITT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomyoutuber2633
    @randomyoutuber2633 Рік тому +66

    For some reason, that kindergardener doesn't look very small or young, almost like an person who's 28.

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 Рік тому +14

    Trust me I'm not complaining when I say this video is long. I love watching you play this game and everything. I was just surprised how long it was. To be honest though it didn't feel like it was 40 minutes. It went by quicker it felt like .Anyway I don't even think any of your Hard Times videos are this long. Like I said I'm not complaining because it's very entertaining to watch you play this game.

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken Рік тому +5

    8:13 the way he jumps off gets me every time

  • @angelagarifalos8565
    @angelagarifalos8565 9 місяців тому +4

    Genuinely this funniest poof video I’ve ever watched, I literally laughed to the point of tears and coughing

  • @phooglespoogle
    @phooglespoogle Рік тому +15

    I love him actually trying in these crazy games

  • @PsuedoIssac-to3ff
    @PsuedoIssac-to3ff Рік тому +24

    I swear mdickie games are fucking comedy gold! One of the most fun games I've seen of his so far

  • @ryan_wii_sports6899
    @ryan_wii_sports6899 Рік тому +19

    8:51 Homie did not just say that. 💀

  • @RikersInterviewer
    @RikersInterviewer Рік тому +6

    I may have discovered your channel just 2-3 days ago but watching you is one of the funniest things I can do thanks for entertaining me❤

  • @plushpoo
    @plushpoo Рік тому +8

    this has gotta be one of the funniest videos poof has produced in a while

  • @Jiggy113
    @Jiggy113 Рік тому +21

    Man, if I had these classes, i would have not complained about school so much

  • @kmosey4211
    @kmosey4211 Рік тому +13

    38:05 was so out of pocket💀

  • @cyberrodrigo
    @cyberrodrigo Рік тому +9

    11:52 this is the most funny shit I ever spectated in this episode so far

  • @theblackcatgirl7013
    @theblackcatgirl7013 3 місяці тому +1

    14:47 I got two ratios:
    "The hammer is my drumstick, and your head, my drum"
    "Your head will make a nice sound in a minute sir"

  • @fatso6843
    @fatso6843 Рік тому +5

    22:09 i was laughing so hard when his dad came to school to beat him up 💀

  • @calmfy1406
    @calmfy1406 Рік тому +42

    How do we get from this 10:41 to this in a span of 15 minutes 36:41 😭😭😭

    • @sebz447
      @sebz447 Рік тому +17

      bruh that's 25 minutes 💀💀💀

  • @braiwai
    @braiwai Рік тому +18

    32:15 got me laughing so hard

  • @thefalsekingslayer3717
    @thefalsekingslayer3717 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how no matter what kind of game this guy develops, they are still clearly the same wrestling game

  • @theripper8441
    @theripper8441 Рік тому +6

    32:18 Probably the funniest string of events to have ever happened.

  • @maggermagger5872
    @maggermagger5872 Рік тому +5

    i love this little series man keep doin it

  • @SearchableUsername
    @SearchableUsername Рік тому +23

    was waiting for him to make a joke about bringing literal TNT to an airport

  • @sizzrizz6074
    @sizzrizz6074 Рік тому +11

    29:41 omg this is so fucking hilarious 😂😂

  • @teejstation
    @teejstation Рік тому +10

    as a french speaker watching him say siete was six in french i died a little bit

  • @ShadowSniper743
    @ShadowSniper743 Рік тому +8

    32:12 this is why mdickie games are goated

  • @motorolla17
    @motorolla17 Рік тому +3

    i havent laughed this hard at ur videos in so long it made me feel better

  • @mikhelroach9686
    @mikhelroach9686 Рік тому +5

    "Why is my father coming after me?"-poofesure with an explosive device in his hand.

  • @jackknife593
    @jackknife593 Рік тому +7

    11:55 Thats what you call a Charlie horse!

  • @BlwXXyt
    @BlwXXyt Рік тому +7

    This is the funniest video of old school ever 💀

  • @diosecilla05
    @diosecilla05 Рік тому +9

    13:07 As spanish person, it made me laugh how he try to say "siete"

  • @jaraxxuscat6388
    @jaraxxuscat6388 Рік тому +4

    I have to watch these videos at least 3 times. The first time im just laughing the whole time, the second time i try to watch it but still am laughing, then the thrid time i actually try to understand what the heck went on. amazing

  • @trevgozpow
    @trevgozpow Рік тому +17

    I remember having a kid named Fat Tits in my kindergarten class, for some reason he was always hanging out in the bathroom. 🤔

  • @udagazadiary7271
    @udagazadiary7271 Рік тому +22

    Why hasn't Poof made a Papa Louie character tier list yet

  • @animenerdling
    @animenerdling 5 місяців тому +1

    29:39 the way he just started beating that student had me rolling lmao

  • @zzombiedogg
    @zzombiedogg Рік тому +4

    in the mobile version, if you go to the principals (& they dont take your side) you get sent to detention until 9am. i was stuck there for an entire day once, and still got reprimanded by every teacher for missing classes

  • @willgv
    @willgv Рік тому +4

    This was seriously the funniest video I’ve ever watched. 😭

  • @Zzaaccharay
    @Zzaaccharay Рік тому +4

    31:58
    THE SILENCE HERE IS AMAZING

  • @pastorbluntaround0
    @pastorbluntaround0 11 місяців тому +2

    one time i misbehaved in this school , and instead of suspending me or something they just straight up said i deserve a beating, and my character walked back out covered in blood, on 1hp and limping 😭 this game is so gold

  • @zachbrown7524
    @zachbrown7524 Рік тому +3

    This has to be top three funniest videos I ever seen. I couldn’t stop freakin laughing man. Every 10 seconds the was something new that had me dying

  • @KingGta15
    @KingGta15 Рік тому +2

    19:34 the fact that Poof still doesn't know that's Mr. T is classic.

  • @nasirmcgill
    @nasirmcgill Рік тому +4

    I freaking love this game! Nice gameplay! Keep up the great work, Poof! 🔥😂❤️

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 7 місяців тому +2

    Poof mispronouncing French words never fails to make me consider self deletion ❤

  • @Summerslide0978
    @Summerslide0978 3 місяці тому +1

    11:54. When you wake up and immediately get a muscle cramp in your thigh.

  • @JordanElMadridista
    @JordanElMadridista Рік тому +6

    So glad he is uppapding this game consistently, love when he plays MDickie games

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine Рік тому +4

    few things in life make me laugh as much as watching poof play mdickie games

  • @RDhammer
    @RDhammer Рік тому +32

    This man never fails to entertain