Banquet Bowl Blind Taste Test

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  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 5 років тому +5785

    Incredibly impressive that Ian went so long without even blinking. That’s dedication

    • @Clayaga
      @Clayaga 5 років тому +55

      I was thinking that too but at 8:38 he says its just a blindfold

    • @martinreid1510
      @martinreid1510 5 років тому +154

      That can't be right. We saw his eyes the whole time.

    • @bananawhisperer6929
      @bananawhisperer6929 5 років тому +31

      ian is just god

    • @MegaDman16
      @MegaDman16 5 років тому +2

      Sorry man, I don't agree with most of the things you brought up in your RE2 video most of it sounds more like personal nickpicks than actual problems.

    • @evancrawford8954
      @evancrawford8954 5 років тому +3

      @@bananawhisperer6929 reviewbrah is god

  • @wario1226
    @wario1226 5 років тому +3612

    the large, unblinking eyes matched with the unsettling noises really makes this an authentic horror experience

    • @wendyrhodes345
      @wendyrhodes345 5 років тому +43

      *when he puts on the blind fold* "Top ten best horror movies in 2019"

    • @jasminedavis6686
      @jasminedavis6686 5 років тому +10

      I find it weirdly comforting

    • @BlastHeart96
      @BlastHeart96 5 років тому +14

      That part caused me to hyperventilate with laughter.

    • @blurryperson2685
      @blurryperson2685 5 років тому +1

      Authentic comic horror experience*

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 років тому +2

      wario1226 I don’t know why but every time it happens I start laughing. I think it’s fear laughter

  • @thewisewolf768
    @thewisewolf768 5 років тому +5056

    This video was less about pot pies and more about how my brain started to slowly believe those were Ian's real eyes.

  • @Feepis
    @Feepis 5 років тому +1409

    This video was like a fever dream but I’m here for it

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 5 років тому +12

      after watching this video I can tell you with certainty I ain't ever doing drugs, if it's even remotely close to this horrifying I'm out.

    • @sethking6361
      @sethking6361 5 років тому +1

      666th like. Epic.

    • @ahmakki
      @ahmakki 5 років тому

      Keep on dreaming boy

  • @draco2351
    @draco2351 5 років тому +2549

    Your editing never fails to astound.

    • @gavinmarshall2228
      @gavinmarshall2228 5 років тому +15

      Amen

    • @maxthefoooool
      @maxthefoooool 5 років тому +13

      That's why there's Christmas decorations in the back round, he puts so much work into this

    • @CKhun
      @CKhun 5 років тому +4

      And arouse

    • @jamieclark.6418
      @jamieclark.6418 5 років тому +1

      i love it in this one

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 роки тому +9

      I know it's the dumbest shit but those random dancing people in the diner made me laugh way more than they should have. Especially the fact that they're slightly transparent.

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 років тому +1486

    Whenever I watch these videos, I have an inconceivable and regrettable craving for TV dinners.

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 роки тому +68

      I'm just fascinated that there's such a wide range of TV dinners available in the US. It's actually a really interesting statement about the importance of entertainment and convenient food in American culture and the household.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 роки тому +73

      Copious Doinks LLC. Oh, the United States is a CESSPOOL of rampant consumerism. It may not necessarily have MORE junk food than other countries, but it’s certainly more PRONOUNCED.

    • @viccyyboii3308
      @viccyyboii3308 4 роки тому +21

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick you can thank the war for that and the 1960's

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 роки тому +10

      Bilmo Blampkins Certainly.

    • @andrefelipe7865
      @andrefelipe7865 4 роки тому +26

      As a South American, this really makes me want to try all of those North Americans TV dinners. Like, they are not that impressive, but just trying to compare these with Brazilians ones without tasting is driving me crazy to try them. :/ Now I'm hungry.

  • @PepperoniSecret
    @PepperoniSecret 5 років тому +2175

    This is one of the most unsettling pieces of media Ian has produced.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 5 років тому +31

      Have you seen Televoid?

    • @Darkrenowned
      @Darkrenowned 5 років тому +2

      @@SheepUndefined have you seen idubbbz

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 5 років тому +24

      @@Darkrenowned Yes, but that's a different Ian. One who should've kept What's in the Box going for longer.

    • @FantomLightning
      @FantomLightning 5 років тому +2

      And yet I personally am still completely infatuated with him....

    • @Wenjo936
      @Wenjo936 5 років тому +9

      This episode is hilarious on acid. I couldn't stop laughing at the mask

  • @scrunglenut6222
    @scrunglenut6222 5 років тому +7852

    wh... why did you greenscreen yourself into your own fricking kitchen ian.

    • @xCheesyGoochx
      @xCheesyGoochx 5 років тому +503

      He's got swag

    • @softghxst
      @softghxst 5 років тому +373

      For the other moments he need e to use the green screen! Like when he flew to outer space for pie 2!

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 5 років тому +198

      Avantgarde art. And you know it will revolutionize the random crappy food review scene on youtube!

    • @hichannd5190
      @hichannd5190 5 років тому +28

      Why not

    • @karmalotto8587
      @karmalotto8587 5 років тому +191

      This is actually messing me up lol. I feel like I need to double take and look at the old videos.

  • @ObsessedwithZelda2
    @ObsessedwithZelda2 5 років тому +3029

    Somehow I didn't notice he was using a green screen for the entire first pie...

    • @superdupernasty1781
      @superdupernasty1781 5 років тому +5

      R/Whoosh

    • @handlesarestupid154
      @handlesarestupid154 5 років тому +275

      @@superdupernasty1781 begone reddit user

    • @powerishere6743
      @powerishere6743 5 років тому +47

      ObsessedwithZelda2 wait he used a green screen for this video?

    • @cmdrfrosty3985
      @cmdrfrosty3985 5 років тому +52

      SuperDuper Nasty wow your so funny 😕

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 років тому +10

      @@superdupernasty1781
      r/subsifellfor

  • @zmanjace1364
    @zmanjace1364 5 років тому +311

    I'm sure Gordon Ramsay would be thrilled to know he inspired someone to blindfold taste test Banquet Frozen Pot Pies. The highest form of the culinary arts.

  • @GiroKuluBOWSER
    @GiroKuluBOWSER 5 років тому +662

    This was the most David Lynch-y video of all the Brutalfoods you've made so far. So many parts had an unsettling quality that I had no choice but to laugh at

    • @nsalegit9482
      @nsalegit9482 5 років тому +2

      SpaceAce just started this vid. you got me hype

    • @KilobyteBrain
      @KilobyteBrain 5 років тому +13

      The diner had a very similar vibe to the one from the finale of Twin Peaks.

    • @nsalegit9482
      @nsalegit9482 5 років тому +3

      halcyonknight so did the dog barks sounding like car horns

    • @TaggerW1lson
      @TaggerW1lson 5 років тому +1

      Its the blindfold man. Fucking eerie

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 5 років тому +3

      honestly he should set up his videos like this more often imo

  • @Splitter4416
    @Splitter4416 5 років тому +2719

    Wow, the Bird Box sequel looks weird

  • @sheyko6090
    @sheyko6090 5 років тому +362

    There is no way that a brutal foods video isn't the most entertaining experience on UA-cam

    • @lawfromtekken7868
      @lawfromtekken7868 5 років тому

      sheyko ua-cam.com/video/6F9jahNX9EY/v-deo.html here is another very entertaining video.

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 5 років тому +3251

    well, that was the most horrific videos I've ever seen
    thank you

  • @shadowbrine114
    @shadowbrine114 2 роки тому +200

    Ian's blindfolded. He can't see the camera. Yet, I've never felt more scared of someone staring at me.

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC Рік тому +1

      I'd like to wear those eyes to a job interview and see how it turns out. Would it be a recipe for success or would it just be creepy? Probably a mixture of both, I'd guess.

  • @2Cerealbox
    @2Cerealbox 5 років тому +2324

    Those eyes were surprisingly effective in making it seem like you could see.

    • @AnayPatel6
      @AnayPatel6 5 років тому +113

      Into my soul

    • @hexon8013
      @hexon8013 5 років тому +9

      @@AnayPatel6 damn you I was going to make that joke

    • @alissaavery6957
      @alissaavery6957 5 років тому +23

      he looks like he has perpetually seen a ghost

    • @kringekringle4159
      @kringekringle4159 5 років тому +20

      I honestly kept forgetting that he was blindfolded and i dont know why😂

    • @navytypeShiT
      @navytypeShiT 4 роки тому +1

      I'm ur 1k like:D

  • @death-from-above05
    @death-from-above05 5 років тому +1013

    Did he actually green screen himself into his own kitchen?

    • @nicolasmartinez4337
      @nicolasmartinez4337 5 років тому +73

      Yes

    • @KatieCochran
      @KatieCochran 5 років тому +8

      Perfect Focus why

    • @godmagnus
      @godmagnus 5 років тому +81

      @@KatieCochran He's eating blindfolded, he didn't want to make a mess in the kitchen, duuuuuhhhh.

    • @KatieCochran
      @KatieCochran 5 років тому +2

      Robin Sequira Well has made messes before so. 🤷🏻‍♀️ You also sound like an idiot. 🙄

    • @HeartofPages
      @HeartofPages 5 років тому +76

      @@KatieCochran umm, i think Robin was joking 😅😅😂😂

  • @SamJohnsonVoice
    @SamJohnsonVoice 5 років тому +688

    This video is beautiful. A+ editing

  • @trevorandersonelwin
    @trevorandersonelwin 5 років тому +270

    Truly one of the most terrifying episodes. Please make more.

  • @conkuriv3725
    @conkuriv3725 5 років тому +1358

    Best way to describe Ian's videos:
    something you'd see on Adult Swim at 3:00 AM

  • @Pentazemin7
    @Pentazemin7 5 років тому +932

    The crunch sound effects when you're eating soft food makes me physically uncomfortable.

  • @TMBG1337
    @TMBG1337 5 років тому +389

    i've always found it interesting how most of the comedy in his videos comes from editing himself saying things or moving his hands, but he doesn'cct t start acting WACKY just to get easuer things to edit into being funny. ya know?

    • @spencerrrrrrrrrr
      @spencerrrrrrrrrr 5 років тому +48

      It's the Brutalmoose charm

    • @someoneelse3921
      @someoneelse3921 5 років тому +45

      He puts the most mundane actions through some weird filter for us and it's great.

  • @yujiniki
    @yujiniki 5 років тому +129

    brutalfoods is unironically one of the things i look forward to the most on UA-cam

    • @Tilrxd
      @Tilrxd 5 років тому

      yujiniki t h i s

    • @alextankersley5838
      @alextankersley5838 5 років тому

      Same here. This style of editing is the most original I've seen

  • @xandervampire195
    @xandervampire195 4 роки тому +606

    Fun fact: Ian is actually eating these as pies were originally intended to be eaten. In the medieval period, only the filling of pies was considered food. The pastry wasn't originally made to be edible, it was just a hard, disposable dish used to cook and hold the actual meal. Edible pastry wasn't invented until much later.

    • @nikolahoyt4127
      @nikolahoyt4127 3 роки тому +45

      Ah, like a wheat based clay

    • @valentinkrajzelman4649
      @valentinkrajzelman4649 3 роки тому +3

      Cool

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +173

      For a second I thought you meant you're meant to eat them blindfolded and was really confused.

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 2 роки тому +1

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 What do you think the cover's for?

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 2 роки тому +47

      It's not that edible pastry wasn't invented until later, they had edible pastry. They just didn't use it for this

  • @SgtByrd93
    @SgtByrd93 5 років тому +195

    Ian's videos are unmatched on so many levels, the visuals are incredible.

    • @crustpunkjesuschrist
      @crustpunkjesuschrist 5 років тому +3

      And the sound effects feel so realistic

    • @blazebaby89
      @blazebaby89 5 років тому +1

      I especially enjoyed his comforting gaze.

  • @Nintendotron64
    @Nintendotron64 5 років тому +506

    Once again, I'm really digging the "early 90's PBS" style of editing. That "green screen journey" thing seems like something straight out of Reading Rainbow.

    • @vespulazer
      @vespulazer 5 років тому +4

      Nintendotron64 what do you mean ‘editing?’ Man just flew out to a meteor. You CAN NOT fake that.

    • @MathasarSalazar2
      @MathasarSalazar2 5 років тому +2

      @@vespulazer that's what Ive been trying to say. He also got ripped one episode for the Hungry Man review. You cannot fake that either.

  • @DRUZYDAY
    @DRUZYDAY 5 років тому +844

    I'm high out of my mind on cold medicine and a Benadryl- it's 2am and I'm taking the day off today. And yet, I can't listen to a word Moose is saying because I am crying REAL HUMAN TEARS due to this editing, especially the blindfold. Thanks for helping an artist get through their week, Moose.

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 4 роки тому +8

      wholsome

    • @DRUZYDAY
      @DRUZYDAY 4 роки тому +19

      Squeegee McGee thank you, i don’t even remember when this happened😂

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 4 роки тому +26

      @@DRUZYDAY
      lmfaoo i kinda figured that given the "high out of my mind" part

    • @neontd
      @neontd 4 роки тому +2

      @@DRUZYDAY that actually happened? well, at least you were entertained

    • @DRUZYDAY
      @DRUZYDAY 4 роки тому +8

      NΞON yes, it did apparently. I must have really been out of it to laugh until tears came

  • @SheKnives
    @SheKnives 5 років тому +796

    What beautiful eyes you have.

  • @jimjams3186
    @jimjams3186 5 років тому +565

    This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

    • @feIon
      @feIon 5 років тому +3

      Hi

    • @KumaPaws376
      @KumaPaws376 5 років тому +2

      Yes I can attest

    • @docmcmoth
      @docmcmoth 5 років тому +14

      Do they just sit there and eat pie as well?

    • @midenarithmos9200
      @midenarithmos9200 5 років тому +15

      I don't mind viewing a Demon reviewing pot pie while blindfolded with his own Eyes while I'm paralyzed.

    • @tedcomet3121
      @tedcomet3121 5 років тому

      Lucky

  • @iridescent7816
    @iridescent7816 5 років тому +312

    Those eyes are so mesmerizing, I can't seem to look away.
    At all.
    _I haven't blinked once in the past ten minutes._

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 5 років тому +224

    Watching this video as a whole and being a fan of this channel is like... Yeah, makes perfect sense, this whole thing made sense.
    But take any singular scene after the intro (and _especially_ after that blindfold went on) and take it out of context and it is complete nonsense.
    Beautiful nonsense.
    That's art.

    • @Iinneus
      @Iinneus 5 років тому +16

      Also yes, please, do the "blind test three brands and choose the best", that sounds fantastic.

    • @Yorokobi224
      @Yorokobi224 5 років тому

      Perfect description

  • @mariamoonbeam
    @mariamoonbeam 5 років тому +640

    i was worried about a lack of eye contact, the workaround you came up with was quite comforting, thank you

  • @trash9378
    @trash9378 4 роки тому +167

    I knew the entire time that those weren't his real eyes. There was no reason for me to believe otherwise, however every time he mentioned he couldn't see, i was taken by surprise

  • @Midwoka
    @Midwoka 5 років тому +161

    How could you be sponsored by a clothing service and not even taste-test the shirts?
    Pretty sloppy, Ian...

  • @dirtfriend
    @dirtfriend 5 років тому +660

    this belongs on adult swim or something holy shit

    • @thatr4v3kid32
      @thatr4v3kid32 5 років тому +3

      fred LMAOOOO

    • @lordgzstg6181
      @lordgzstg6181 5 років тому +5

      It does though.

    • @blaine9005
      @blaine9005 4 роки тому +1

      R. Lee why?

    • @San_David
      @San_David 4 роки тому

      Ong😭

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 роки тому

      You would see his blindfold in front of you in a cold sweat staring into your eyes and you seeing each molecule of sweat on his face as you pull out your flash light he eats it and gives it a zero on the Ian score he turns into his full body into a fit of rage about to eat you alive and you wake up seeing him on the tv on his adult swim channel you later see him down the street with those same eyes. Looking every where you go to see his face again. (Title):Ian’s world.

  • @drewshirk2702
    @drewshirk2702 5 років тому +443

    Ian: I thought it would be awkward if you guys saw me blind folded the whole video
    Ian: *Puts on giant eyes*

  • @fidgetattack
    @fidgetattack 5 років тому +375

    Eating a pot pie while watching this makes me feel involved

  • @EmilyRitcheson
    @EmilyRitcheson 5 років тому +598

    This is an art film disguised as a food review.

    • @EmilyRitcheson
      @EmilyRitcheson 5 років тому +18

      Also, Ian laughing at his own jokes is my favorite.

    • @Lore_XiV69
      @Lore_XiV69 5 років тому +4

      stopped making game reviews to make unponsored brand food reviews

  • @Skwadley
    @Skwadley 4 роки тому +90

    The meteor bit took me out. His dedication kills me more than the punchline sometimes. I can barely edit clips together on iMovie and this man is able to add layers upon layers of comedy through editing alone.

  • @saturdazedreviews3591
    @saturdazedreviews3591 5 років тому +166

    The perfect thing to watch while eating lunch: BirdBox Ian eating microwaveable pies in front of his own green-screened kitchen

  • @bartman5693
    @bartman5693 5 років тому +180

    This was genuinely unsettling.
    Keep up the good work Ian!

    • @kappaross6124
      @kappaross6124 5 років тому +2

      Classic Brutalmoose

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 5 років тому +2

      Classic Brutalmoose

    • @bartman5693
      @bartman5693 5 років тому

      Oh no! I got found! **smoke bomb!**

    • @kappaross6124
      @kappaross6124 5 років тому +1

      @@Pantsmode I think he's on to us

  • @wat5709
    @wat5709 5 років тому +579

    He had me fooled, I literally thought he was in a kitchen at the start

  • @sarabeth641
    @sarabeth641 5 років тому +564

    I had no idea about your second channel for some reason. I have been having a bad day so I got so happy I almost cried. Hours upon hours of new content. And I also discovered you've played some of the Nancy Drew PC game series, which was and still is my favorite.

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 5 років тому +43

      @Michael Dust you misunderstood what she is saying. She never claimed what was causing her to have a bad day, just that his videos make her feel better.

    • @loofahsswanson559
      @loofahsswanson559 5 років тому +6

      Nancy drew games are my fave too! Sorry your days been lousy. Hope it turns around soon.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 років тому +3

      Hugs, hope your day gets better! I know how it is finding either new content from a youtuber you already love, or finding a new youtuber altogether and binging all the content, and how much it can help when you feel shitty. There are a number of youtubers I credit with helping me through my struggles with depression.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 років тому +20

      @Michael Dust, This is an unnecessarily cynical reply.

    • @kimmyyy1164
      @kimmyyy1164 5 років тому +2

      WOO WOO NANCY DREW

  • @cyrilfiggis2879
    @cyrilfiggis2879 5 років тому +92

    There are no words to describe how excited I am for this. Ian reviewing frozen food is genuinely my favorite series of videos on all of UA-cam

  • @dracothrope
    @dracothrope 5 років тому +167

    Killing it with the editing, Ian. I know you said you were feeling nervous about the quality, but you still managed to nail it. Your sense of humour slays my partner and I. The straight-faced and often earnest delivery of your script mixed with the cut-in visual jokes is great (sometimes horrifying.) I'd totally watch that other version of a blind taste-test of the same product between different brands that you briefly mentioned. (Could you include one opulent option so we can see the reaction in comparison with the usual freeze-dried cheap versions?)
    Thanks for swerving out of the angry gamer boy lane and into this wonderful empty highway. It's a niche I could follow for life.

  • @limparion
    @limparion 5 років тому +124

    That blindfold needs to be a part of the official brutalmoose merch.

    • @robertoschaumburg5719
      @robertoschaumburg5719 5 років тому

      Wait, there's official brutal moose merch? Where can I get it?

    • @gnova7
      @gnova7 5 років тому

      @@robertoschaumburg5719 iANcrate.com.... nah no merch yet sadly

    • @erysecret
      @erysecret 5 років тому +1

      I'd buy it

    • @PauperoftheFishies
      @PauperoftheFishies 5 років тому

      What blindfold? he just wasn't blinking

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 5 років тому +2

      I feel like the movie Birdbox would be a lot more entertaining if they had masks like that on

  • @SomeXplus1Guy
    @SomeXplus1Guy 5 років тому +126

    I can’t believe Little Ian has finally made his reappearance. I am overjoyed.

    • @gnova7
      @gnova7 5 років тому +2

      why are his ad reads always like the best part of the video!! his whole channel could just be commercials and I would be so into it

  • @PugandOwn
    @PugandOwn 4 роки тому +95

    I have a lot of questions about putting mac n cheese into a pie. most of them are variants of the word "why".

  • @deathen6894
    @deathen6894 5 років тому +267

    This feels like something I'd watch on adult swim at, like, 2 AM.

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 5 років тому +4

      There was some show on trutv and it was shown really late and it felt like this

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 5 років тому

      @SnowyTheWolf Deltarune is AIDS and sucks

    • @umbra9705
      @umbra9705 5 років тому

      Member XRA ahhhh I member :(

    • @xijinping4418
      @xijinping4418 5 років тому +5

      @@seronymus #Triggered

    • @powerpuff4ever
      @powerpuff4ever 5 років тому

      Lazy Name that’s how I feel about like half of his content 😂 especially Televoid

  • @rrduhjffg6363
    @rrduhjffg6363 5 років тому +446

    wow alita: battle angel looks great

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 5 років тому

      Completely unrelated to this video, but sure I guess?

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 5 років тому +44

      @@hystericallover5989 The joke is that the eyes are big

    • @justing6986
      @justing6986 5 років тому +6

      "I'm not Kaneki anymore. I am... Kanedgy".

    • @juliadesoto7349
      @juliadesoto7349 5 років тому +4

      I'm glad they fixed the eyes, they look much better here

    • @Marzimus
      @Marzimus 5 років тому +1

      Julia De soto What about Sonic? 🤔😂😂

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk0810 5 років тому +179

    I love how over time his editing has gotten more and more strange as time has gone on. He has really found his style.

  • @levelthreeranger5561
    @levelthreeranger5561 5 років тому +418

    I have a love hate relationship with this face mask

    • @emerald8274
      @emerald8274 5 років тому +33

      yeah....it's hilarious and nightmare fuel at the same time. Almost as though he turned the uncanny valley into a half pipe and he's just skating back and forth.

    • @AzraeIReaper
      @AzraeIReaper 5 років тому +5

      I to love to hate that mask.

    • @josuelservin2409
      @josuelservin2409 5 років тому +1

      It was hilariously unsettling...

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 років тому +2

      It's so good and yet it's so bad.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 років тому +7

      @@emerald8274 that is an incredible description

  • @jeice779
    @jeice779 5 років тому +2575

    How do you NOT have your own show on Adult Swim yet?

    • @xnonsuchx
      @xnonsuchx 5 років тому +58

      This definitely had a Tim & Eric feel to it

    • @TheOtherBeuh
      @TheOtherBeuh 5 років тому +6

      Phil Ill woah

    • @subekennedy9554
      @subekennedy9554 5 років тому +84

      Its funny you say that because I usually watch his videos really late at night or extremely early in the morning. Definitely gives off Adult swim vibes

    • @TwighlightLugia
      @TwighlightLugia 5 років тому +22

      Because Ian has some degree of standards

    • @YoshiLightStar
      @YoshiLightStar 4 роки тому +5

      @@R-Lee- Hm You seem kinda mad at the idea showing that you reply to comments about adult swim on this video with something equivalent to "No"

  • @Zephialx
    @Zephialx 5 років тому +412

    The pie key has a 4th pie. A Marie Callender's pie of some type. Where is the lost footage? What are you hiding from us brutalmoose? WHERE'S THE PIE?

    • @spacedoutcowboy5211
      @spacedoutcowboy5211 5 років тому +25

      Woolie Madden stole it

    • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
      @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 5 років тому +6

      I ate it

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 років тому +13

      WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!

    • @Charles-jj2su
      @Charles-jj2su 5 років тому +9

      Spaced out Cowboy YES! IT GOT SUCKED INTO THE WOOLIE HOLE

    • @mockenmeyer
      @mockenmeyer 5 років тому +17

      it was just another chicken pot pie... perhaps it was too easy to guess? Marie Calendar pot pies are iconic in taste. and it also looks as if the banquet pot pie was supposed to be last rather than first

  • @badtownsound
    @badtownsound 5 років тому +160

    Televoid Episode 7 got really frickin' weird.

  • @ericjohnson8639
    @ericjohnson8639 5 років тому +64

    I never thought I would enjoy watching people eat mundane things but here I am obsessed with Brutalfoods

  • @sarahmathias9463
    @sarahmathias9463 4 роки тому +152

    Broke: Actually filming in your kitchen Woke: Filming in your office with a greenscreen background of your kitchen

    • @TheChefBoo
      @TheChefBoo 3 роки тому +3

      I think he's greenscreening himself intobhis kitchen, while also being in his real kitchen, so he can use the tools needed.

  • @natkatmac
    @natkatmac 5 років тому +166

    I like eating at FlavorTown USA, but those flying Fieri heads get annoying real fast. They always interrupt me right as I'm taking a bite of my meatballs.

    • @charlieyes4946
      @charlieyes4946 4 роки тому +3

      natkatmac I read this at the exact same time he said that he likes eating at flavor town

    • @hayden1220
      @hayden1220 3 роки тому

      @@charlieyes4946 Same

    • @ethanoltypeshi
      @ethanoltypeshi 3 роки тому +1

      I can personally confirm this. also, the random dancing citizens were a charm at first... but after some time... it gets a little annoying. people just won't stop dancing.

  • @NintendoCapriSun
    @NintendoCapriSun 5 років тому +329

    I've had more Banquet dinners than I could shake a stick at. Back in the day, you could get a chicken thigh, mashed potatoes and corn for $1. I would go out and buy 10 at a time and just stuff them in the freezer. I don't know if they still make those since now I usually get Marie Callendars, but boy those were the days!

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 5 років тому +15

      Back in my day gum coat a nickel

    • @eyewai
      @eyewai 5 років тому +6

      hey tim!
      they are good (*´﹃`*)

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 5 років тому +13

      The cheap $2-ish Marie Callendars are definitely worth the money. The Banquet $1-ish ones are not.

    • @kniferaffe
      @kniferaffe 5 років тому +4

      I vividly remember the $1 banquet general tso chicken, which was just some nuggets in sauce. good times.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 5 років тому

      Oh yeah, those were the days! These day they are around 2. So yeah, you've done the right thing going over to Marie. I LOVE those pot pies!

  • @shawmaguire8792
    @shawmaguire8792 5 років тому +554

    I got so used to seeing him in the eye mask that when he took it off I got scared he was ripping his face

  • @raingoggles2766
    @raingoggles2766 5 років тому +239

    I didn't know Atila Battle Angel was about frozen pies

  • @live_kaito_reaction
    @live_kaito_reaction 5 років тому +283

    Why is brutalmoose the only one talking about the mouthfeel?

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 5 років тому +30

      He shall be spared by Dark Mother, The Sea

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому +18

      Actually for quite sometime I thought Ian was Nat's brother

    • @KumaPaws376
      @KumaPaws376 5 років тому +1

      Mouthprussia

    • @peepeepoopoo100
      @peepeepoopoo100 5 років тому +22

      Well thank God SOMEONE'S talking about the mouthfeel

    • @hwaht8084
      @hwaht8084 5 років тому +3

      I'm out of the loop and do not understand

  • @kevcan2372
    @kevcan2372 5 років тому +56

    This is the third video of his I’ve seen and in each one there’s a new kitchen

  • @MysteriousKammm
    @MysteriousKammm 5 років тому +67

    That blindfold is horrifying. You should wear it more often

  • @LordCowboyCat
    @LordCowboyCat 5 років тому +158

    "Welcome to the dark web's only food reviewer" When he puts the mask on.

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 5 років тому +14

    Please please please never ever stop using that plop sound effect. It's my favorite part.
    The editing is always amazing. It very much complements your personality perfectly.

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 5 років тому +79

    Is this what an art-house comedy looks like? It's wonderfully terrifying.

  • @rockwithagun3251
    @rockwithagun3251 5 років тому +443

    Finally, someone is talking about the mouth feel

    • @4dultw1thj0b
      @4dultw1thj0b 5 років тому +17

      Afhshffs we really are all on this right now aren't we

    • @aditisrivastava9226
      @aditisrivastava9226 5 років тому +31

      the erotic call of the sea and of pot pies

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 років тому +10

      Wasn't that term coined by ContraPoints? I watched one or two videos and she said that.

    • @rockwithagun3251
      @rockwithagun3251 5 років тому +5

      @@hexyko4850 yeah, I believe it's from Tiffany Tumbles

    • @chipbipple2593
      @chipbipple2593 5 років тому +6

      OMG, Brutalfoods: Breadtube edition

  • @crashbandicoot5636
    @crashbandicoot5636 5 років тому +82

    I'm confused, how is he having such a hard time seeing when his eyes are already unblinking and bulging out of his eye sockets?

  • @DanKeehner
    @DanKeehner 5 років тому +32

    The continuity with the 'plop' is my favorite part

  • @Krowphay
    @Krowphay 5 років тому +24

    The people losing their minds to the music in the restaurant without making any noise whatsoever and directly facing the camera really cracked me up, what a bunch of goofballs. I hope you got their numbers for future projects!

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 5 років тому +18

    welp I just binged all the Brutalfoods episodes like it was Netflix in a snowstorm. good shit.

  • @peterswanson5383
    @peterswanson5383 5 років тому +29

    Pot Pie- crust made with real dough.
    Banquet invites you to pull up a chair and enjoy classic, made-in-America comfort food. Like you, we believe in quality and good, honest value and trust you'll taste it in our savory pot pies, served with creamy macaroni and cheese, bacon, chicken, and meatball lovers.

    • @4dultw1thj0b
      @4dultw1thj0b 5 років тому +3

      As opposed to...fake dough??

  • @SICresinwrks
    @SICresinwrks 5 років тому +362

    That blind fold made me bust out laughing😂 brutal moose makes me look like a crazy person while watching in the waiting room at my drs appt once again!

    • @stroodles5341
      @stroodles5341 5 років тому +3

      What do you mean blindfold? That's clearly Ian's face.

    • @SICresinwrks
      @SICresinwrks 5 років тому +1

      @@stroodles5341 oh damn your right lol how could I be so dumb!

    • @leeiif
      @leeiif 5 років тому +3

      I laughed so hard I crashed my car and died.

    • @SICresinwrks
      @SICresinwrks 5 років тому

      @@leeiif well that escalated quickly

    • @komodoguy152
      @komodoguy152 5 років тому

      lawless vapors it’s just so unsettling

  • @annaratliff4638
    @annaratliff4638 2 роки тому +12

    I think 20% of the the views on this video are me watching it going to bed at night. Nothing soothes me too sleep more than Ian's comforting gaze.

  • @SunshysContentRanch
    @SunshysContentRanch 5 років тому +116

    I'd just like to say Pie Fieri.

  • @morgue.dweller
    @morgue.dweller 5 років тому +113

    this has to be the strangest brutalmoose video to date

    • @TohuBohuC
      @TohuBohuC 5 років тому +13

      skye did the televoid series stop existing?

    • @abnormallynormal8823
      @abnormallynormal8823 5 років тому +1

      @@TohuBohuC his hair is long again... could this mean we're getting a new part soon??

    • @TohuBohuC
      @TohuBohuC 5 років тому

      @@abnormallynormal8823 maybe, hopefully, but only time will tell

  • @JarJarBinks123
    @JarJarBinks123 4 роки тому +31

    *the screams of a thousand souls* Ian: sounds like Mac n cheese

  • @spicybeetle8166
    @spicybeetle8166 5 років тому +139

    I’m in love with you Ian. My face is swollen and I crave the saltiness and comfort of warm food. Since my wisdom teeth were taken out I’ve only eaten protein shakes and sadness. I crave the warmth this video brings to me. The way your gorgeous eyes look into mine while you eat my biggest craving is both a blessing and a curse. Never stop making videos Ian, for I am in love with you.

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 5 років тому +3

      Kinda cringe

    • @dujilli
      @dujilli 4 роки тому +3

      🥵

    • @jema2472
      @jema2472 4 роки тому

      ...

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 4 роки тому +3

      @@mikentikes11 That suggests the comment is genuine in its sincerity. It obviously isn't. It's a joke.

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 4 роки тому +1

      @@allendrake6960 dude my comment is a joke if he was being serious It wouldve been more insulting

  • @4N4RCH1A
    @4N4RCH1A 5 років тому +179

    can you sell that blindfold as a night mask

    • @FortTheMighty
      @FortTheMighty 5 років тому +4

      would deadass buy

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire 5 років тому +2

      I'd buy it so if someone wants to wake me up...

    • @Mr__Joe
      @Mr__Joe 5 років тому

      I'd buy it to make a knock-off Birdhouse In Your Soul music video.

  • @AR-xp2cb
    @AR-xp2cb 4 роки тому +50

    Are you kidding me he's not even wearing a blind fold wtf.

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 5 років тому +337

    I low-key really want one of those mac and cheese pot pies.

    • @katieh400
      @katieh400 5 років тому +13

      Max the Big Bad Come to Scotland they're really popular here you can get a quality one in any bakery

    • @xuhhhhh
      @xuhhhhh 5 років тому +3

      Max the Big Bad I got one on a break at work and it was terrible - I think it was our microwave though, the inside pie was super cold and I cooked it for double the time. The outside on the other hand was cooked to shit. I’ll have to try it again.

    • @katieh400
      @katieh400 5 років тому +1

      The Yayest moron A macaroni pie, if you will

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 років тому +5

      I high-key want that eye mask

    • @bcat232002
      @bcat232002 5 років тому

      That sounds good tbh

  • @Misa_Susaki
    @Misa_Susaki 5 років тому +360

    Genre: Psychological Thriller

  • @orangealligatorvidos3853
    @orangealligatorvidos3853 5 років тому +54

    My stupid bass brain took until he went to Space to realize he was using a green screen

  • @FoxyAlice93
    @FoxyAlice93 5 років тому +61

    0:58
    LOOK OUT BRUTALMOOSE THERE'S A ROBBER IN YOUR HOUSE!
    HE'S GOT HIS AIRPODS IN
    OH GOD

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 5 років тому

      I didn't even notice that at first oml 😂😂

    • @Akane1313
      @Akane1313 5 років тому

      Where is this AirPods joke coming from?

    • @Leef95
      @Leef95 5 років тому +1

      He has his blindfold on, he can't hear us

  • @sanicfanguy
    @sanicfanguy 5 років тому +37

    There’s always a new BrutalFoods whenever I’m sick... Not that I’m complaining though, this is clearly the best alternative to seeking medical help.

  • @emilymioton5314
    @emilymioton5314 5 років тому +23

    Well, first video I’ve ever seen of yours.
    Not sure how to feel about it but I subbed.

  • @canalsincontenido
    @canalsincontenido 5 років тому +35

    I'm glad you discussed the mouthfeel

  • @undeadwill5912
    @undeadwill5912 5 років тому +137

    There is no getting used to that mask

    • @aaidren
      @aaidren 5 років тому +14

      Undead Will what mask?

    • @BigBadBuzzard
      @BigBadBuzzard 5 років тому

      adrian The blindfold that Ian is wearing.

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire 5 років тому +7

      @@BigBadBuzzard woosh

    • @Anthony.laurenceau
      @Anthony.laurenceau 5 років тому +3

      There was a mask??

    • @Mr__Joe
      @Mr__Joe 5 років тому

      I got used to it. There's a music video where a bunch of people where some just like it!

  • @expensivecrayon
    @expensivecrayon 3 роки тому +3

    There’s really no one on UA-cam making content quite like you are Ian. Thank you for what you do

  • @nomercyforswine
    @nomercyforswine 5 років тому +61

    finally... we're talking about the mouthfeel

    • @njb8013
      @njb8013 5 років тому +10

      Contrapoints?

  • @RevolverLink
    @RevolverLink 5 років тому +36

    I keep thinking that the effect of Ian's custom eye mask will wear off on me, but no, the longer the video goes on, the harder it's making me laugh!

  • @RhineMaiden
    @RhineMaiden 5 років тому +6

    I really love your editing style. It’s like avant- garde Tim and Eric meets 90’s kids’ toy commercials.

  • @rees_bees
    @rees_bees 5 років тому +77

    Im ashamed to say that i didnt even notice you had greenscreened yourself into your kitchen until you explicitly said so,,,, i thought u were just rly good at editing yourself around your kitchen;;;;;

    • @Arlestia
      @Arlestia 5 років тому +1

      Sameeee

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 5 років тому +7

      I almost thought he had gone through the trouble of editing himself out of the kitchen to put himself on a green screen, and tbh I wouldn’t put it past Ian to do that

  • @lividsphincter4098
    @lividsphincter4098 5 років тому +50

    When the mask makes eye contact with me I can feel my life draining

    • @evelynt9582
      @evelynt9582 5 років тому +3

      i just read your username and i can feel my life draining lMAO

  • @Sabatuar
    @Sabatuar 5 років тому +31

    That mask is legitimately unsettling. I love it.

  • @ogioblue
    @ogioblue 5 років тому +50

    Wait you damaged your eyes? They look perfectly normal to me.
    WAIT! Why wasn't the pie key called the PIE CHART?!

  • @amazintimes
    @amazintimes 5 років тому +80

    Why is noone talking about the mouthfeel???

  • @ValiRiversong
    @ValiRiversong 5 років тому +17

    "Man I hope Ian tapes eyes to his blindfold" I thought right before he did it.

  • @LemonScentedSharpie
    @LemonScentedSharpie 5 років тому +12

    Your editing is just on point and I was giggling throughout