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Lunchables Pizza - Foods Reviews - brutalmoose
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- Опубліковано 12 сер 2024
- Ian reviews Lunchables pizza and it's just a huge mess, honestly.
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If you're trying to make sense of Ian Points, you've completely missed the point of Ian Points.
Can I make a bank deposit with Ian points?
Ian points have no real value because if they did they would lose their real value.
so its like points on QI or Whose Line?
Any relation to Whose Line points?
Well actually the organic had the most Ian points by having no Ian points at all
I love the fact that he can recognize a jackalope but can’t recognize a platypus
Jackalopes aren't real? What next, giraffes?
I think it’s a joke
you searched that up you cheeky son of a female dog
No it's a dog.
I still can't remember what ever the heck knuckles is
I know what it looks like i can't remember the name
There is literally nothing better in life, than watching reviews of foods you can't buy in your county at 4am.
i make decent money but i am a drug/alcohol addict. i often find myself watching food reviews during the work week while i am so broke and hungry due to my weekend of masturbation slavery. that's what addiction is: masturbation slavery
@@foreignuser_ Are you still alive
@@rin11963 doing great actually! it was a trip looking back at these comments. thanks man
That's good
@@foreignuser_ pogchamp
Ian sprinkling Floor Cheese™️ on his pizza as the damn Lego Island pizza song plays had me weak
Thank you for this comment cause shazam couldn't catch it
Mildly surreal children's food reviews by a slightly disinterested guy in a tiny kitchen: Most entertaining thing I've seen.
Almost 1k
1k
1.2k
Still 1.2k
Even still 1.2k
I was all about the nachos one when I was a kid. Def had the pizza ones a lot too though.
The nacho ones were delish, I bet I'd still like those.
Only the cool kids mixed the salsa and the cheese together.
PeanutButterGamer 3rd reply.
omg please like this comment pbg i am a big fan and it is my birthday
The nacho ones made me choke.
So a few things:
- they actually upgraded the pepperoni to actual pepperon slices, it used to be “pepperoni flavored sausage “, which was okay, but tasted like someone was asked to describe how pepperoni tasted from memory.
- I vaguely remember the red stick actually being a spoon when lunchables first came out, then they went with the stick for a while before not including anything at all.
-the sauce used to be tombstone branded, though it does still taste the same even without the branding.
-and lastly, I had an easy bake oven rebranded for Chuck E. Cheese, which I found out had pans the perfect size for making lunchables in
As someone who didn't get lunchables as a kid but watched this video on repeat when they were 15, I have more nostalgia for this video than I do for actual lunchables.
I have exactly one memory of lunchables and it's when I was on a road trip with my dad and he got me one with chicken nuggets or something
same, especially living in a country that does not have them, nor any Equivalents. Nostalgia for that of we did not live
I cannot wrap my head around this being 5 years old. I'm only 5 years older than you but the fact that you were a teenager when you watched this and now you aren't, and I've been an adult the entire time...I don't like it
yeah same
lunchables aren't even a thing in my country, but i used to be absolutely OBSESSED with this video back when the pandemic started and there wasn't anything to do
It's uncomfortable when you make the crunch noise when it's soft
Or when he first starts taking a drink of Capri sun and it makes the empty sound
The sounds are obnoxious, buts its a train wreck kind of obnoxious. Just can't not look.
Rockin Mage What
Yeah
I like it ❤
*picks up Capri sun* “now lets-“ *takes another looks at the minion* “ o h n o “
He missed a wonderful opportunity for an Odyssey joke.
9:11
The "bitch" edit made me laugh outrageously loud.
I like how the organic pizza technically won in terms of Ian points because every other lunchable ended up in the negatives
These food reviews MIGHT be my favorite type of video you make now tbh
They're super fun to do, so I'm glad they've found an audience!
Same. They have a certain charm to them
Same!
Chernobyl Bear me two
Chernobyl Bear What about Televoid?? Theres still some unexplained mysteries in that series...
I really like when he looks and sees the minion capri sun, "oh no"
Solid Snack ARE YOU REDY FOR A BAD TOM?!? 😸
Solid Snack I watched it over like 5 times
LITTLE MINION LIFE BLOOD FUELS ME
I REMEMBER HAVING LIKE AN UPLOAD LUNCHABLE IN LIKE PRE-SCHOOL AND IT HAD A FREAKING SMOOTHIE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM CAUSE THEY WERE GREAT
I think there was a taco uploaded..?
But it was bomb.
“You’re allowed to eat your own hair. . . I guess”
- Ian
Aug 27, The Year of Our Lord 2017
First you were "That One Game Reviewer Guy". Then you were "That Porn Game Guy". Then you were "That Old PC Game and Sometimes old Obscure Movies Guy". And now you're "That Garbage TV Dinner Guy." You've really come a long way
don't forget about when he was "That One Guy Who Reviews Children's PC games" and "That One Guy That Reviews Games with Cheesy fmv"
When did he do porn videos? When did I miss this trend?
There was this one time when he made a video on a porn mmorpg, and there's another video where he played some adventure/fighting(?) game focusing on a porn actress. Should be easy to find if you browse through hid videos.
they're the Sociolotron and Lulu 3d reviews
I wish he'd review more porn games lol
You can really tell he reverted back to his childhood state since he started just throwing random food in the drink and drank it
And no one even bet the first sip at the water fountain
That cola that came with the burger lunchable is more memorable to me than Coke.
I miss the lunchables tacos, I was obsessed with those as a kid. Seeing as I’m a vegetarian now I just eat the pizza and nacho ones but I’m still sad that the taco ones are gone
I forgot about the tacos ones!
I didn't know there were taco ones. I'm bummed I'll never experience it.
I just watched this while eating some amazing Indian food, and yet I still wanted your damn pizza.
lucahjin oh it's you.
He You
lucahjin oh hai.
You need to see the videos with an empty stomach. It's like the opposite of going to the supermarket.
Go buy me a pizza bitch
AerykisHere GO BUY YOURSELF A PEETZ BITCH.
You're supposed to throw a pinch of organic cheese over your shoulder to ward off evil faeries. If you don't, these mischievous creatures will maple-ize your pepperonis, deepen the dish of your crusts, and turn your puddings blue!
Midwoka Milling Last time I did that, there was also a CHICKEN NUGGET IN MY BLUE PUDDING! No way am I ever doing that again...
Midwoka Milling *fairies
Bryam Rosas Hernandez it's another way to spell it, I believe it's how they used to spell it in old England or something
Yeah I write it faeries it makes me feel special lol
it also seems to work with the noid
I remember absolutely hating lunchables as a kid but I was also extremely picky and would only eat like the same 2 or 3 things all the time.
Also I’ve been watching these food videos since Ian first started making them and I’m glad to see people are still watching these older ones because I love them
I Loved The Lunchables Deep Dish Pizza,I Thought it Was Delicious
I still eat that even as an adult haha!
This reads like an Amazon review
@@DapperJazz I’ll Take That as a Complement Because I Just so Happen to Like Amazon
@@Radiogirl1931 Awesome
Wait they have deep dish pizza?
Your editing brings this video to a completely different level
Kayla Pollock EXACTLY
Kayla Pollock it'd just be a sad old man eating food
I always there is two Ian's. Reason is with his beard he's super chill but beardless Ian is almost like an evil version of the two by being more aggressive and looking like a villain.
Bearded Ian - Jesus Christ
Babyfaced Ian - Evil Twin
@@greasiusmaximus7584 omg I had that thought in my head a minute before I read this comment
I would pay money to see a video with both of them
one looks like ian and the other one projared
They’re both villains beard-o Ian is just more sly and subtle.
I Miss How They Used to do The Design For The Pizza Lunchables Box,I Always Loved The Green Sideways Square,&,The Font They Used to Spell The Word”Pizza”,I Just Thought it Looked Way Cool,Makes me Very Nostalgic in a Fantastic Way
Diamond?
I love how the best part of one of the lunchables is literally water
Lunchables just look like MREs with kid-friendly boxes
let's get this out onto a tray
Nice
mre’s are actually good tho
@@matthashobbies nice refrence
@@gent1181 mkay,
The "thanks mom, BITCH" really gave me a giggle.
Fuck that was funny, wasn't expecting that xD
Yeah
Hahahaha same
That played right when i read this lmao
I didn’t think it was funny I thought it was a weird and offputting
I love going back through his videos and seeing his many, many, many different looks
18:05 "Why don't you take a seat right over there?" - Chris Hansen
When I brought a lunchable pizza to school for lunch one time a kid was like “you know your supposed to microwave that” yeah lemme just pull out the microwave I keep in my pocket
That kid who microwaves Lunchables deserved to be bullied tbh.
Dude the same happened to me but with Oreos and milk
Narsicko See but my elementary school had a microwave.
Degenerates.
You're pretty cute ngl
I can tell you had a lot of fun with this, even down to the editing, and that just makes it that much more fun to watch. Definitely would love seeing more videos like this in the future.
Thank you so much!
Agreed. Glad to see you trying new things, was definitely entertaining. Keep it up!
Hello furry! :)
Holy hell how long have I been here? I felt like it was just a couple months ago I saw this video release. I feel like time is collapsing.
17:10 is where I started yelling at the screen
Ian: *Is repulsed by microwaved lunchables*
Also Ian: *Cuts up the already small lunchables*
How is the first statement related to the second? I’m le confused.
me to
My mom DOES that
@@Alexandrius_Caesar because its fucking weird?
What kind of monster makes slices out of lunchables pizza?
He's a sophisticated man
CUT MY LUNCH INTO PIECES
@@SatoshiKong This is a plastic fork! (Sorry, had to make a Papa Roach joke.)
Q : How do you cut a Mexican pizza?
A: With Little Caesars ... hahahahaha 😆😆😆😆
B Christian r/wooosh
the most nostalgic part of this video is ian frankensteining everything into the koolaid water and then drinking it. there was always that one kid at lunch who would do that kind of shit
Man, the kid in the Lunchables commercial is a really good actor.
Which one
@@Sqwirrel_Bonez "IS IT PIZZA?! ....Oh."
Omg he's actually doing more of these.
This makes me happy.
"He does it"
Do those even exist anymore, I'd actually like to try them if they do lol.
Bloo Dood i like how he has literally completely abandoned game reviews to do this shit now
Hi Tim
My dad once told me that lunchables are for kids who's parents don't love them.
Love you dad.
Griffin Harris Did he tell you that after he bought you some?
Not a bad thing to say, actually. Parents who actually love their kids are a bit more willing to find some time to make an actual school lunch. (Or just pay the school to get you some *actual* actual lunch. Because that's the best option, of course.)
Erik István Fejes School lunches are just as bad as lunchables and it's pretty shitty to assume that any parent that doesn't make lunch from scratch doesn't love their kids. Don't be an ass, sir
Sounds to me like your parents didn't love you... And your school cafeteria was shit.
Griffin Harris my parents must hate me
9:09 I don’t know why but I love his reaction to seeing a minion on the capri-sun
Always keep up the amazing editing! And your signature personality, you could do just about anything with this combo and we'd be happy 😁
Sauce packet? You mean Italian caprisun?
Mansa Grinder Senko *Y U M*
*y e s*
Mansa Grinder Senko you mean italian gogurt?
Mmm, delicious Italian blood in a nice, bite-sized packet.
For real the sauce is amazing
I love the *CRUNC* bar. Best part.
🅱️🅾️I
10/10 best thing ever
I don’t like it when it melts
Neonorange135 krunk bar
Say crunch like a normal human please
The kid in the commercials is so cute though, all his "...Oh"s are precious.
Gotta love the Lego Island pizza theme you threw in there.
The cooked lunchables looks like it came out of an early xbox 360 game
He did it wrong
There is no right way to do something so awful
@@cf3482 agreed not warming it up is horrible
@@cf3482 yeah, who heats lunchables?
I have never heard a more true statement in my life.
Alright before we get-
**sees minion**
*Oh No*
I have to come back and re watch these because, well.... WE NEED NEW VIDEOS!!! IAN
Coming back to rewatch a lot of these brutalfoods videos and I don't think any bit had caught me quite as hard as Ian calling me a bitch one last time in the last minute of the video. It is genuinely gut busting every time I watch this one
The bit with the Minion blood may be my favorite of all your memes.
MINION BLOOD HAS NO POWER AGAINST THE POWER OF THE ROTUND MAN. *TAPS FOOT ANGRILY*
Meme is not a synonym for joke. Did this video go viral and now people all over the world know about his minion blood joke? Are there tshirts about it? If not, it's not a fucking meme.
I wasn't using this words seriously in that context. I was acting AS IF the word is synonymous with the word 'joke' AND YOU FELL FOR IT, HAH!
The regret on his face when he realized he had to drink the kool aid pizza concoction he had made
almost the amount of regret i had when i made a tumblr account
He took a big gulp too, jesus.
That’s a middle school dare if I’ve ever seen one
aid potion
It's been a couple years, so for fun everybody should go to their local comic book shop and ask if they have any back issues of the Lunchables comics.
how to make kid friendly lean 17:03
I have immense nostalgia for Lunchables, primarily because when I was six I won the grand prize for some contest they were holding and got to go on a trip to California. Probably a bit of bias, but I still love these things.
I thought those were fake lol
Wait, people could actually win those things?
I remember when they had the little red stick in there to help spread the sauce. Now they expect us to just gloop it on the crust or spread with the packet. What are we animals?
Or, get some other utensil from the school (mine has plastic ones to use for eating, i borrow one to spread the sauce
Kids at my school use THIER FINGER
Chris S. Yes,we are an animal species.
i remember using the top of the sauce bag
Chris S. Use a fucking spoon you degenerate
Bro great content, just subbed.. Keep up the great work. Love your production!
I grew up extremely poor so I was never allowed lunchables growing up. I live vicariously through this video. Also I am still poor at age 25. Feels bad
You dodged a bullet lol. Never ate these abominations but they look gross as fuck
i only occasionally got pizza ones
You adding the entire lunch to that water bottle reminded me of the disgusting lunch concoctions the kids at school made on their trays with whatever leftover school "food" and chocolate milk they didn't want to eat. +10 Ian points for the added bit of nostalgia!
It made me think of Wall-E tbh
In my school we were given "tacos" which was basically just like grade F meat, cheese,lettuce, and tostitos scoops.
Some people crushed up the tostitos and mixed everything together and added some tostitos salsa and it was really really good everyone did it but this kid took it to another level by adding his fruit cup and his milk he said it was good untill he threw up all over the table it just came out like the video of the little kid doing the bean boozled WE GOT SKUNK SPRAY OR LICKRISH except everywhere he only did it cuz one of his friends said they would give him 5 bucks if he did it
Fallout Pewterschmidt that reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin stuffs his pb and j into his thermos full of milk
+20 Ian points for gross concoction.
RESPECT MY FOOD OPINIONS, BITCH
I love how he looks at the minion and just says “oh no...” and then proceeds to stab its eyeball.
He didn't mind stabing it's eye, in fact he found it cathartic, he was simply dismayed to see a minion in the first place.
*_yes_*
Time stamp?
@@Chuked 9:12
@@gingermcgingin1733 its* eye.
I always watch this video when I need cheering up, it’s just really funny to me with the filters and edits
15:01 Is that Tom Kenny?
Sounds like it.
Would love to see more of these videos. Can't believe you found your niche as a children's processed food comedian, but it's wonderful.
Can we just talk about how he knows what a jackalope is, but doesn’t know what a platypus is.
A dog is not even one of the animals a platypus resembles
Ida Motedayen-Aval that was the joke
no
no
@@bradthehedgefox2578 Yes
17:23 The Boys In Elementary School Making Weird Drinks To Make Their Friends Drink:
9:11 that double take when he saw the minion. The deadpan "oh no." god that was wonderful.
Before we bega-
*Oh no*
The first 4 characters in that comment... really
At first, I thought they where cute, now I'm getting sick of them.
*_911_*
It was 😂
so glad i randomly found this channel. shits hilarious
Same
True
Same, buddy!
billy no-talent ya it is
Same
2:45 look at those cold dead eyes
He ate plastic here, he ate the muffin wrapper in the last one, some things always stay the same.
"Minion Lifeblood fuels me!"
Handington oh hey there handington
My BrutalMoose said the pepperoni's tasted strange... (it did)
Halo Passion *SLIMEY
dew u no da wey?
Alex McCulloch No. Just no. Stop.
AmbieArmyJin oh u
Alex McCulloch that makes no sense
The “oh no” after looking at the minion lmaoo 💀
Me opening a lunchable: oh these are pretty cool pizzas-*sees Minion* AAAAAAAAAAAA
Meat
The visual gags making fun of your gestures etc are phenomenal in this video. I loved the zipper joke
@BrutalMoose do you edit your own videos?
THEY DON'T INCLUDE THE STICK ANYMORE???
They ditched the stick aaaaaages ago
Really? i really haven't had pizza ones in a long time, then. Maybe I'll pick some up for nostalgia.
I am a legal adult, and I have never seen the pizza stick in my whole lifetime
Yeah, stick is long gone. . . But only us veterans can remember the tiny red plastic spoon that predated the stick. Twas the year of roughly 1995.
I'm old. I remember and miss the stick.
Funnily enough, the Lunchables Organics actually had the most Ian Points with 0
I’m dieting rn, and living through these eating videos a bit vicariously
The editing is so good in these videos, that minion caprisun eye pierce killed me
Did anyone else blow the caprisun back up after drinking it? Or am I just weird?
Yes. And then I'd breath through the straw to deflate it again.
Dude I did that every time I had one!
They had a whole ad campaign based off that called”respect the pouch”where kids would blow up the juice pouch after drinking it and then stepped on it turning into something silly
Zack Van Delinder I remember that. And I specifically remember there was it’s own website. With weird games based on the terrible fates those kids suffered.
After doing that i would offer it to a friend.
My jokes were on point 😅😂😂😂
I ate an airhead recently. Idk how I ever ate those things. Sweet AF.
I laughed the entire video. You spilling your food was the best part.
The "collect 'em all" is just instilling into children the habit of hoarding.
They are just making sure the kids become ”good consumers”, really unsure if kids who grew up from the time of the first Pokémon craze in the 90’s onwards hoard more or less than previous generations?
So did pokemon cards and series of toys when they put those is Mcdonalds meals and now we have stuff like littles pet shops that have like 200+ individual pieces
Collectors and Hoarders are driven by two very different mindsets. For example, a collector is not embarrassed by his collection, displays his collections with pride. People who collect coins get nice cases, people who collect stamps place them in nice, orderly books. They are driven by the need to have one of each (and the truly crazy want 2 of each, one to open one to keep sealed) and take very good care of their possessions. They will often just take time to admire whatever they decided to collect. They know exactly what they have, and exactly what they are looking for.
Now watch any episode of hoarders. They aren't collecting anything. They just aren't throwing away useless things (yes useless is subjective but I think we can all agree collecting action figures is not comparable to not throwing away old soiled clothes). They are often very embarrassed of what they are hoarding. They tend to get in trouble with the law with their compulsions as it leads to uninhabitable living spaces, where some geek trying to get a mint copy of every Batman comic protected in a plastic bag and board and kept in numerical order in a temperature and light controlled area aren't. I've seen episodes of hoarders where they won't throw away expired food. And not like, oh this can of green beans said best by last month. I'm talking chicken from 4 years ago. They don't take care of the shit they are holding, they often don't even know what they have.
@@EverythingLvl Thanks Crispy, it means a lot to me that you read the whole thing as I put a good amount of thought into typing it. I hope you have a blessed day and good fortune in the future!
@@VaporeonEnjoyer1 collectors collect a set of specific items. Like trading cards for example. Hoarders just keep random bull crap.
"We all know what kool aid tastes like"
Me: *Cries in british*
You: Cries In British
Me: Cries In Australia
Had it once, it’s like mi wadi but it’s not as nice
Me: reeeeeeeeeeeee in British I do actually live in Britain
You guys don’t drink kool aid 😞 but there many flavors so good
Kraft knows you are trying to retake New Hampshire... you damn *Redcoat*
Microwaved pizza lunchables is the jam. You just have to watch it in the microwave. Legit is one of my old go-to depression snacks
What a walk down memory lane with the old lunchables commercials. You hurt me with the hatred of the old lunchables max though, those were my favorite because you got two bigger pizzas and a soda. They were 100% the best.
I hope you like this second food disaster. It was fun to make.
brutalmoose Great video
the quality content i've come to expect, thank you
It's way easier to see your face bones now that you don't have a beard
It was an awesome video Ian please make more :D
I've never been more excited to see an adult man eat lunchables in a youtube video before
So Ian, now that you're reviewing everything, can you branch off into gardening supplies, pet toys, and/or futuristic space weapons?
Automobiles?
Space shuttles?
Garbage?
Hobos named Ian?
"Hello, I'm Ian. Welcome to my tiny kitchen, today we're trying out meth! I've heard a lot about it and have been eager for a long time already. Let's get this rolling!"
I did microwave a pizza lunchable a few times when I was younger but had no problem eating it cold either.
That stab through the minion's eye is one of the best Brutalfoods happenings ever.
Ian: we all know what kool aid taste like
Me, a european: yes I definitely know what coo-late taste like. I enjoy the red liquid very much yes
Me, A Flavor Taster (with Creepy tone for some reason): Mmm. Cherry. MMM!
There can only be one European moth
Enjoy coo-late comrade. Red like political views.
i, an Australian have also had the hot orange h20. very nice.
Me, a Russian: yes definitely name weird but yeah
one hundred percent
red like the red on our flag
I occasionally had Lunchables in high school, but had pretty bad OCD at the time. I had to eat all of the crackers, then I could eat all of the meat, and then all of the cheese (not necessarily in that order, but all of a thing before the next thing). Clearly this product was not intended for me.
One time, a bee landed on my stack of meat discs, and enthusiastically started licking up the moisture from them. No, not a hornet, not a wasp, a bee. I didn't eat that meat stack that day, and was therefore hungry.
This is my life story of Lunchable interactions. If you want to turn it into a book or movie, you have my permission. No royalties needed.
May I just borrow the word "meat disc" or is that copyrighted?
would a hornet or wasp be better? would u have been less hungry if it was a hornet or wasp?
BowserByCurtis maybe he was just disgusted by the thought that this bee went to make delicious honey, which inevitably would be contaminated by the juices of the "meat disc"
Shit, I’d watch it
Ultracity6060 lord canti’s novel on his not really intense relationship with lunchables.
17:16you’ve dug your grave now to lay in it
God, this Lunchables Unloaded commercial with the dad has "How do you do, fellow kids?" written all over, I'm surprised the father didn't have two skateboards.
You know how Chadtronic became the toy guy?
Is Ian becoming the food guy?
Everett Logan chaptropstick
Everett Logan except Ian is way better.
God I hope not. I love chad but his toy unboxings and reviews aren't really what I followed him for...
we a food channel boys
I could live with that!
Dingus Is this Cooking With Etika?
Dingus i miss when ian was known as the guy who plays the porn games...
Ian:“I guess I’ll contribute to the floor cheese *drops cheese on floor*”
Me: Ian....why...
13:24 it uploads back from your stomach and out your mouth in a giant heap of barf.
The double take at the minion followed by the "oh no..." gets me everytime.
"Every time" is two words.
@@englishatheart thanks
@@englishatheart who
@@englishatheart shut up