Popcorn Penguins! - Retro Recipe Review

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  • @lucahjin
    @lucahjin 6 років тому +5079

    Please let me know if there's a GoFundMe for Poppy, I want to help with his medical bills

    • @MotherFucker445
      @MotherFucker445 6 років тому +217

      lucahjin to late now a giant devoured him recently so he’s with his son now

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 6 років тому +51

      Ericgeneric I guess he doesn't have Act of Ian coverage.

    • @MotherFucker445
      @MotherFucker445 6 років тому +16

      SirChubbyBunny if he does it goes to his family since he is dead

    • @beepbeepitsthenononpatrol507
      @beepbeepitsthenononpatrol507 6 років тому +35

      Yeah, head replacement surgery rates have been going up a lot lately

    • @kuyans3889
      @kuyans3889 6 років тому +5

      Original comment is just a little way down the comment section.

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 6 років тому +2762

    what if none of these sound effects are added and are just what is happening in the video

    • @Chan0art
      @Chan0art 6 років тому +27

      Indeimaus wat r u doin here go back to pleyin vidyagamez

    • @Tetraks333
      @Tetraks333 6 років тому +10

      Hey, that gives me an idea. Top 10 souls sound effects. GET TO IT!

    • @lunokhod3937
      @lunokhod3937 6 років тому +2

      Food souls next video?

    • @heather19515
      @heather19515 6 років тому +1

      Even the music?

    • @EmeraldCoasttt
      @EmeraldCoasttt 6 років тому +32

      No video editing involved he just manipulates time and space

  • @corgiroyalty8785
    @corgiroyalty8785 6 років тому +539

    You made a bio for a lump of sugar and corn. You gave the lump a son. Then you ate the lump. I...I don't know how to feel.

    • @corgiroyalty8785
      @corgiroyalty8785 6 років тому +22

      PAK215 Well that got deep fast. Although, I guess he did end it's misery. So...Is Ian the villain or the hero in this situation?

    • @coffee9146
      @coffee9146 6 років тому +2

      Fear.

    • @ballownfist3497
      @ballownfist3497 6 років тому +5

      Corgi Queen both

    • @WilfredCthulu
      @WilfredCthulu 6 років тому +17

      Corgi Queen I'd want a giant Ian to eat me when I give up.

    • @sweetasbloodredjam
      @sweetasbloodredjam 6 років тому +1

      It's the popcorn genesis.

  • @onthemoverealestatephotogr9655
    @onthemoverealestatephotogr9655 2 роки тому +60

    I love your tradition of “the recipe calls for this, so I got something completely different”

  • @rump438
    @rump438 6 років тому +704

    This is Poppy's cousin, porpy. He was minutes from suffocating when coming out at birth, he's a little slow but he's just as good as poppy.

    • @dellbelphine304
      @dellbelphine304 4 роки тому +25

      What do you *as good* ?He’s better than poppy

    • @TheKabuto90
      @TheKabuto90 4 роки тому +8

      This is the headcanon I'm working with.

    • @kobalt_ren01
      @kobalt_ren01 3 роки тому +37

      I especially like that porpy is specifically all lowercase.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 місяців тому +1

      Technically we’re all minutes from suffocation 😂

  • @leyoto
    @leyoto 6 років тому +608

    I said "oh no" at least fifteen times while watching this. Four of them dedicated to you drinking the peppermint extract.

    • @botulismsauce
      @botulismsauce 6 років тому +31

      leyoto me too! I yelled "Ian, No!" so many times my sister came to check on me.

    • @manmanfun2
      @manmanfun2 6 років тому +8

      He was grabbing the peppermint as I read this haha

    • @terrasilvershade5678
      @terrasilvershade5678 6 років тому +21

      I did that too, since my morbidly curious childhood self drank peppermint, vanilla, and lemon extract.

    • @Emerald_Raven08
      @Emerald_Raven08 Рік тому +2

      @@manmanfun2 oh no

    • @manmanfun2
      @manmanfun2 Рік тому +1

      @@Emerald_Raven08 oh no

  • @TheHoneyClub
    @TheHoneyClub 6 років тому +489

    "Peppermint is kind of, you know, candy canes peppermint Christmas." It sure is buddy

  • @xenosauridae
    @xenosauridae 6 років тому +126

    The Poppy narrative really makes it work.

  • @SpingotGoomer
    @SpingotGoomer 6 років тому +941

    "He's also got a nice picture of his son, to remember the good times. Like the ski trip! Where he died."

    • @chunguslover
      @chunguslover 5 років тому +28

      Yes he said that

    • @Audioworm
      @Audioworm 5 років тому +38

      I see that you, too, have watched the video.

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 4 роки тому +2

      4th a cup a butter

    • @heartsthekitteh6239
      @heartsthekitteh6239 3 роки тому +8

      @@Audioworm It appears we have indeed shared this experience, yes.

  • @schnozfish
    @schnozfish 6 років тому +1024

    This video is made even more festive by the fact that Brutalmoose is starting to look like Jesus

  • @pumpkomoth
    @pumpkomoth 6 років тому +905

    theres something about your editing style that makes every video feel like a story

    • @Dalzombie
      @Dalzombie 6 років тому +35

      Very true! It's awesome the effort he puts into these for the best comedic effect!

    • @platenoise256
      @platenoise256 6 років тому +10

      p l o p

    • @honeyxew469
      @honeyxew469 6 років тому +7

      I like that sometimes when he drinks water he puts a crunch sound effect

  • @epicpotatofiend
    @epicpotatofiend 6 років тому +1885

    What a nice video to round off the end of the year!
    *This comment was supposed to come out in December

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 4 роки тому +1

      4th a cup a butter

    • @c4shguy224
      @c4shguy224 4 роки тому

      Micah Cook huh

    • @limelimelimee
      @limelimelimee 3 роки тому +3

      [This comment was collected as a part of a promotion]

    • @diegogonzales9428
      @diegogonzales9428 3 роки тому

      @@limelimelimee what

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 2 роки тому

      @@diegogonzales9428 It's a reference to a different video.

  • @sophiebowman6906
    @sophiebowman6906 6 років тому +64

    "Death, disability, and debt. Merry Christmas." - Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, probably

  • @T045-TERR
    @T045-TERR 6 років тому +236

    R.I.P. Son the Penguin.

  • @ACoolestNinja
    @ACoolestNinja 6 років тому +72

    Poppy lived as he died, screaming and in pain.

  • @FireRose720
    @FireRose720 6 років тому +393

    "Is this how you butter a hand?" -Ian, 2018

    • @PinieNox
      @PinieNox 6 років тому +1

      FireRose720 you mean 2017

    • @flaffynarwhal5149
      @flaffynarwhal5149 6 років тому +5

      no, he prerecorded it all today because he's magical. so 2018

    • @adamtownsley5995
      @adamtownsley5995 6 років тому

      A good way to start the year

    • @turntsnaco824
      @turntsnaco824 6 років тому +1

      God dammit, beat me to it...

  • @Jezzared
    @Jezzared 6 років тому +758

    "Would it be mouth... if i took?" Ian, i don't know how you manage to make these so entertaining, but god damn are you good at it.

  • @patrickramseyart
    @patrickramseyart 6 років тому +130

    "What if I stuck a toothpick in his face?"
    -Ian, 2017/2018

    • @averyabbott4162
      @averyabbott4162 6 років тому +2

      Patrick R Your honor, I would like to submit this as evidence for the murder

  • @gao4605
    @gao4605 6 років тому +339

    ian's complex crafting of words in his obviously-scripted videos are reall brought to light with such lines as
    "would it be mouth? if i took? is it ok to take a sip?" and many more

    • @beefcastle
      @beefcastle 4 роки тому +45

      "Cheez-it is weird, right?"

    • @ChocolateYoshi
      @ChocolateYoshi 3 роки тому +4

      they're very obviously not scripted and are pretty much reaction-based humor, i have no idea what you're trying to get at here

    • @KevTyGaming
      @KevTyGaming 3 роки тому +45

      @@ChocolateYoshi He’s being sarcastic by pointing out how stupid some of the sentences Ian ends up saying are, and pretending that he wrote that down beforehand and it’s what he meant to say the whole time

  • @reddead745
    @reddead745 6 років тому +240

    Y'know, I kinda feel like it wasn't JUST the peppermint making it taste strange
    It was probably the white chocolate, milk chocolate, fruit rollup, flavored popcorn mix, PLUS the peppermint

    • @maxfelson9467
      @maxfelson9467 4 роки тому +17

      It might just be the weird proportion of the flavors because I can kinda see see the flavors (except maybe the fruit roll up, and maybe the peppermint)

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 2 роки тому +7

      I'm reminded of when the F Plus Podcast reads recipes. You just know disaster is on the horizon when the ingredients list begins stretching with things whose flavors you just _know_ will all fight for space.

  • @traceacex
    @traceacex 6 років тому +210

    This is the first recipe review I literally went "IAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" outloud so congratulations, LOL. That is DEFINITELY not how to fold food into stuff. xD

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  6 років тому +91

      These food words should come with picture tutorials in all the cookbooks

    • @MixerBot-ry7yy
      @MixerBot-ry7yy 6 років тому

      2018 is better

    • @alyssapaull2128
      @alyssapaull2128 6 років тому +4

      I just yelled “IAN”

    • @TheStevedie
      @TheStevedie 6 років тому +3

      I second Ian. The hell is fold into? I wouldn't have made it to the end :)
      I enjoy these food episodes a lot.

    • @traceacex
      @traceacex 6 років тому +3

      brutalmoose Haha, yeah, I definitely needed to be watch a UA-cam tutorial the first time I came across that instruction myself so I feel you. :)

  • @GetrektJake
    @GetrektJake 6 років тому +500

    Your style of editing is so perfect

  • @FourheadWeapon
    @FourheadWeapon 6 років тому +337

    "Local bearded man creates sugar handicapped penguin, then eats the brain of said penguin"

    • @ais4185
      @ais4185 6 років тому +6

      PINGWIN

  • @andryboi8024
    @andryboi8024 6 років тому +49

    Hey Ian, I don't usually post on videos since a lot of times I don't have a lot to add to them besides like "Nice Job" or "I liked it!" and those kind of comments aren't something I do. However, I have to say I love your food videos. I've liked all your videos, but your food related ones, especially the ones where you are making something, are becoming my favorite. I love cooking and watching people cook or just make dishes to eat. Even your food reviews are fantastic, you edit those so well and add so much extra life to something that could just be simple "I like/dislike this".
    These videos are great! Please keep them up!

  • @Kiolu100
    @Kiolu100 6 років тому +34

    When he started listing the ingredients, I half expected him to say "and mayo," at the end.

  • @ieop1970
    @ieop1970 6 років тому +91

    "Is this how you butter a hand?" -Brutalmoose 2017

    • @ais4185
      @ais4185 6 років тому +8

      *The video was supposed to come out in December.

  • @QuantumWaltz
    @QuantumWaltz 6 років тому +830

    tbh before the nose fell off you had a much more accurate penguin shape than ol' Betty could manage, if a bit comedically squat.
    I did start internally screaming when you sipped the peppermint extract, but I guess it could have been worse- when I was little I wanted to know if vanilla extract tasted as sweet as it smells.
    It does *not.*
    Not recommended.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 6 років тому +36

      I did the same thing to vanilla. I was very disappointed. It's weirdly bitter like raw cocoa.

    • @vb6912
      @vb6912 6 років тому +9

      Oh I did that too!
      Yeah no would not recommend.
      I wonder if it's better or worse than straight up peppermint extract.

    • @QuantumWaltz
      @QuantumWaltz 6 років тому +38

      If I recall correctly from cooking accidents later in life, the sheer mintiness of peppermint extract blasts out your sinuses so strongly it doesn't really register as having any other taste, so vanilla is definitely worse.

    • @mrnonamekid4030
      @mrnonamekid4030 6 років тому +45

      I sorta wanna taste vanilla extract now
      Edit:I tasted some and it just tasted like pain
      I regret my decision

    • @fireblazesmobileaccount2607
      @fireblazesmobileaccount2607 6 років тому +32

      @@mrnonamekid4030 Despite all warnings you proceded. *You poor soul*

  • @wario1226
    @wario1226 6 років тому +328

    I'd love to see a show like this on the Food Network. " I don't have a brush and this isn't vanilla coating..." perfect relatability

    • @uhhlikeumm420
      @uhhlikeumm420 4 роки тому

      Yeah?

    • @ryman1933
      @ryman1933 4 роки тому

      @@uhhlikeumm420 Yeah?

    • @Arnoldee002
      @Arnoldee002 2 роки тому +2

      Isn't there a show called "Nailed it." That is pretty much what youre talking about?

    • @pingu4938
      @pingu4938 2 роки тому +3

      @@Arnoldee002 it's just home cooks making complex cakes with everything that a kitchen could have

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 9 місяців тому

      Or "I don't have enough of this shit"

  • @tinykaiju3427
    @tinykaiju3427 6 років тому +271

    Please host a crappy arts and crafts night.

  • @Dirpman42
    @Dirpman42 6 років тому +65

    You looked like you were having so much fun in this. I died, you are too damn cute.

  • @galacticamethyst8528
    @galacticamethyst8528 6 років тому +189

    I introduced my step-mom to your BrutalFoods series, and now she's obsessed with cooking the stuff in these videos. I don't blame her one bit

    • @Reedster49
      @Reedster49 6 років тому +27

      Even the mayo bananas?

    • @sangan3202
      @sangan3202 6 років тому +1

      Galactic Amethyst is she going to try this one?

    • @thesheeepjd
      @thesheeepjd 6 років тому +6

      I already cooked that tasty looking meat roll filled with veggies myself. As a somewhat capable cook, watching Ian pains and amuses me at the same time (I love him!), so I couldn't resist doing it, either... I won't do this one, though. I suck at making things look good. Would end up just as ugly ;)

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 6 років тому +3

      I feel like we need some pictures of a hopefully future poppy

  • @edwardrivera2770
    @edwardrivera2770 6 років тому +707

    The three D's of Christmas :)
    -Death
    -Disability
    -Debt

    • @CharlieDaClown
      @CharlieDaClown 6 років тому +33

      Diabetes.

    • @TYCOIX
      @TYCOIX 6 років тому +9

      Dick

    • @TYCOIX
      @TYCOIX 6 років тому +11

      which reminds me; would butter be a good lube?

    • @biodtox
      @biodtox 6 років тому +16

      Don't forget depression

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 6 років тому +8

      Deformity

  • @Lach90
    @Lach90 6 років тому +181

    Ian's cluelessness in this video totally made it for me, it was really funny and I enjoyed the whole thing. I don't think I've ever yelled 'No moose, nooooooo!' at the computer while watching a video before, but it happened like three times this vid.
    Also the disability story was hilarious.

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando 6 років тому +21

    Watching you cook gives me hives, but I can't look away. I also want to support you eating anything other than frozen dinners and Lunchables. I hope a guardian was supervising your use of the stove.

  • @lilsksk
    @lilsksk 4 роки тому +14

    i’m so glad he had fun melting his marshmallows :)

  • @mrcnry
    @mrcnry 6 років тому +191

    "is it mouth? if i took?" ian youre good at words

    • @shmekeldorf7523
      @shmekeldorf7523 6 років тому +3

      mAKIng sond MUTH! FRO extemety ectoplasm?

  • @TheGodshatter
    @TheGodshatter 6 років тому +303

    Your cooking skills scare me on a regular basis Ian. Lol! I'm always afraid you're going to hurt yourself somehow...

    • @DRakshasa
      @DRakshasa 6 років тому +4

      God, when he was using those scissors! I thought this was going to be the LAST brutalmoose episode!

    • @marym8894
      @marym8894 6 років тому +2

      That's what I thought when he drank the peppermint!

  • @skykittenpuppy
    @skykittenpuppy 6 років тому +270

    "pssst- I don't think he knows what he's doing"

    • @ConstantCompanion
      @ConstantCompanion 6 років тому +4

      Robotooth 13 :::don't tell him. He has so little. 😯:::

    • @theycallmedoor
      @theycallmedoor 6 років тому

      psst.... 11:42 At lease He Knows Something....?

    • @skykittenpuppy
      @skykittenpuppy 6 років тому

      good point!
      lol

  • @beepers4379
    @beepers4379 6 років тому +34

    " Poppy is very rich " He should have no problems with his bills

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 роки тому +2

      It's the principle of the matter

  • @lydiazap7243
    @lydiazap7243 2 роки тому +10

    it's been four and a half years and i only just now realized that he's called Poppy because he's made of popcorn. which is. like. poppy.

  • @Allison--
    @Allison-- 6 років тому +401

    "Christmas, full of Death, Disability and Debt..." Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie!

    • @lort8334
      @lort8334 5 років тому +6

      "That's a Christmas to me 🎵"

    • @TheCam5465
      @TheCam5465 2 роки тому +2

      Greetings from the future! Christmas 2020 was definitely all those things.

  • @247gaming42
    @247gaming42 6 років тому +312

    Starting off the year right

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 років тому +9

      Shame this is the last one of the year. Have to wait until 2019 for the next brutalfoods!

    • @jertspleen1464
      @jertspleen1464 6 років тому

      Zak *ending

  • @KidCop2011
    @KidCop2011 6 років тому +44

    Death, disability, and debt! Finally a content creator who remembered to include the three Christmas D's! Great video!

    • @LUHSTUR
      @LUHSTUR 6 років тому

      This comment is amazing

  • @doobiescoo8148
    @doobiescoo8148 4 роки тому +33

    "Poppy's very rich" not enough for those medical bills...

  • @babybear6111
    @babybear6111 6 років тому +80

    "oh my god, he's so frickin cute. he's got so many problems". i have an overweight teddy bear that looks like your version of poppy. also, i feel like this would have been easier to make with rice krispies. also also, i wish i had friends to do this kind of stuff with me. making a mess by myself isn't nearly as fun.

    • @babybear6111
      @babybear6111 6 років тому +12

      oh my god the medical bills the poor baby AND THE PICTURE OF HIS SON IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS

  • @goblingoo8061
    @goblingoo8061 6 років тому +321

    Last one of the year!!! NOOOOO!!! I have to wait 12 months till the next one!!!!

  • @spiritgamer234
    @spiritgamer234 6 років тому +484

    the cooking techniques used in this video are some of the most elegant and masterful ever put to cooking. Gordon Ramsey watch out.

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 6 років тому +4

      i LoVe YoUr PrOfILe PiCtUrE

    • @aviona123
      @aviona123 6 років тому +2

      i thought i was gonna have a fun ol time but this just gave me anxiety

    • @crudenightmare
      @crudenightmare 6 років тому

      Indeed. Let's hope Gordon never watches these works of art.
      You know. Cus he'd be so intimidated by..... Ian's cooking skills, yeah, that's it.

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 6 років тому +59

    If a bunch of birds all decided to shit in the same spot for about a week in order to create a bird god, I'd imagine it would look quite a bit like what you've made there.

  • @MinecrafterAl
    @MinecrafterAl 6 років тому +10

    When I saw the explosion from Poppy's nose fall off, I cracked up instantly. I was not expecting that to happen lol

  • @Immagiraffe101
    @Immagiraffe101 4 роки тому +5

    Omg the editing when the nose fell off I literally laughed so hard. I watched it over and over.

  • @Visions557
    @Visions557 6 років тому +514

    Who needs Martha Stewart, I got Brutal Stewart!

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 6 років тому +13

      Baby Cakes Sounds like a great name for a metal band based around stuff you can do at home.

    • @hypermonkey600
      @hypermonkey600 6 років тому +5

      Ian and McJones collab when?

  • @SapphicKnits
    @SapphicKnits 6 років тому +26

    Poppy's story is truly awe inspiring. RIP Poppy's Son 🙏

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 6 років тому +549

    7:15 I lost it. If a spider started doing that in my house, I think I'd pee my pants.

    • @PhoenixRoseYT
      @PhoenixRoseYT 6 років тому +6

      MadamFoogie lmfaoooooo

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 6 років тому +27

      They have spiders that actually do that. They spin nets and use those to catch their prey. Look up Deinopis.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 6 років тому

      @@TheTheninjagummybear There are actual online stores that sell spiders. I really want a Jumping Spider one day. But yeah, Mother Nature has a horrifying imagination. ua-cam.com/video/5OfQkImeyMY/v-deo.html

  • @EddVCR
    @EddVCR 4 роки тому +3

    I laughed my whole entire ass off, complete with the hole. This is the first time I cried laughing/spazzing watching UA-cam; for some reason, the part where you visually inspected your surroundings while devouring Poppy really got to my subconscious. I love the chaotic force of your edits so much.

  • @meefcakes809
    @meefcakes809 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of the few videos I rewatch to make me happy when I’m feeling down

  • @ShinSK
    @ShinSK 6 років тому +133

    Your Poppy the Penguin is cute~

  • @jenniferh3549
    @jenniferh3549 6 років тому +79

    I love this series more than anything else on youtube

  • @Ryan_McEdgelord
    @Ryan_McEdgelord 6 років тому +305

    This is my Poppy the penguin OC please do not steal

  • @RedGumDropz
    @RedGumDropz 6 років тому +50

    poppy: where is my son they took my son

  • @MrAthens25
    @MrAthens25 6 років тому +3

    I love the Brutalfoods series, and History Kitchen is great. I love seeing you cook these recipes, mistakes and all. It adds to how "real" it feels, and it's nice. I utterly lost it at "holiday medical bills". Thanks for making the day a little better!

  • @riam850
    @riam850 6 років тому +123

    It's looking kinda like Dream Bunny, but it's less creepy.

  • @jollyrogers408
    @jollyrogers408 6 років тому +340

    1 month later, Ian has now begun smelling peppermint again. He doesn't know where it's coming from, but he knows it reminds him of that Pingwin.
    4 months later, Ian is drinking peppermint cocoa when he's writing scripts, when it's almost too warm out to do so. He's popping Altoids like they're candy. He even went to great lengths to buy out-of-season peppermint candles and wax melts just to infuse the air around him with peppermint. In every recipe he's made a video on, some peppermint was involved and he didn't realize it.
    9 months later, Ian has begrudgingly reveled in the abundance of the season, as candy canes are the only thing that can quench his thirst of peppermint. Even though all around him, candy canes have sprung up due to his own emanating peppermint aura. He thought it was due to being closer to the Christmas season, but he's now finding them in random bushes around his apartment and coming in the mail with no return sender. Even though he's worried, he doesn't want it to stop and can't hold the phone long enough to make phone calls to the proper numbers.
    10 months later, Ian has been having sugar dreams, where he literally wakes up with the taste of candy and sugary foods in his mouth. He's begun hearing Christmas music everywhere he goes, in every show and movie he watches, and in games. It's so bad, that in every video he makes, he's found upon editing and uploading, the Christmas decorations and music he had to remove earlier in editing are still there and can't be removed. He believes he's going insane, but can't leave his home, because of his massive agoraphobia and general dislike of dealing with people. He wishes he could just go out in the world one night a year and only when everyone else is asleep.
    11 months later, Ian has now started feeling like he's being watched. At every corner, he turns around, but doesn't see anything. While out on his very few runs to pick up supplies for videos, he's noticed more and more people taking second glances at him, and even some kids whispering to their parents and then their mom saying 'maybe it'll be under the tree this year', and then passing a knowing look to Ian. There was one time when he heard some rustling while taking out the trash in his apartment complex, and the bushes were shaking. Upon peering into them, he found discarded cookies and the smell of fresh peppermint. He almost chalked it up to a dog or cat, but then noticed the small footprints beside the sugary remains and he rushed inside, mildly afraid for his life.
    11 months and 25 days later, Ian woke up in a strange place, with strange clothes on, and a strange urge to get something done, because he's the only one who will get it done. He looked around him and noticed the reindeer were ready, the packages were nestled just right in the large bag, and his sleigh was oiled and shiny. The short people with pointed ears and jingling shoes were clearing the area for his mission, for his destiny. As Ian led the reindeer up into the sky, the elves all whispered and applauded him. "I've not seen such bravery" They all chanted as one, as their savior went off to deliver the presents for all the people he hated dealing with.

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 6 років тому +25

      Jolly Rogers Lovely fanfiction you got there.

    • @jollyrogers408
      @jollyrogers408 6 років тому +29

      Thank you, I almost stopped after 20 minutes, but figured I already spent that much time on it and was almost done.

    • @ronregan5550
      @ronregan5550 5 років тому +16

      Jolly Rogers what did i just read😂😂😂

    • @turtwigamer6446
      @turtwigamer6446 5 років тому +19

      You saying if I eat peppermint extract I become santa

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 5 років тому +3

      shorter comments get many more likes

  • @TerryHesticles87
    @TerryHesticles87 6 років тому +92

    Really happy this has taken off as a thing. Props to you for being daring, Ian!

  • @theresatonev2504
    @theresatonev2504 4 роки тому +1

    Your smile when you get his accessories on is the best

  • @snail632
    @snail632 6 років тому +5

    I watched this in Pudong Airport in Shanghai. The people around me stared at me as I proceeded to laugh my ass off. Great video and happy new year~

  • @atropabelladonna12
    @atropabelladonna12 6 років тому +184

    My new favorite show. Woo brutalfoods

  • @vspppppppp
    @vspppppppp 6 років тому +27

    It's so obvious how much fun you have while making these and it's honestly just so refreshing and fun to watch

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  6 років тому +5

      I'm glad you're enjoying them! Thank you for watching!

  • @cathart866
    @cathart866 6 років тому +64

    Little cute little mallows!

  • @ethanfields1444
    @ethanfields1444 Рік тому +3

    After binge watching your channel for the past 3 days I finally decided to subscribe.

  • @crashtiansClips
    @crashtiansClips 4 роки тому +3

    When I need some good comfort binging, it's all Brutalmoose.

  • @stephenhapp4141
    @stephenhapp4141 6 років тому +68

    That Poppy Penguin manages to look cute and atrocious at the same time.

  • @DreamingBouvardia
    @DreamingBouvardia 6 років тому +93

    lmao, this was great. I really kind of want to try this one..

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  6 років тому +11

      If you do, please tweet me a picture of it! I'd love to see.

  • @danielgoncalves7588
    @danielgoncalves7588 6 років тому +46

    His brutal foods episodes are the best

  • @mywristhurts
    @mywristhurts 3 роки тому +3

    Three years later and this video saved my shit day and made me laugh again. Thanks man.

  • @terrenceswiff
    @terrenceswiff 6 років тому +2

    These videos are always so amazing. It's a great show, and highly relatable to my own kitchen disasters.

  • @brigettesklar7647
    @brigettesklar7647 6 років тому +80

    oh my god poppy turned out so cute

  • @greylengibson
    @greylengibson 6 років тому +40

    Food reviews shouldn't be something I enjoy but you make them so enjoyable to watch :)

  • @axogaming5358
    @axogaming5358 6 років тому +137

    Bit Late... it's 2020

  • @Dudge
    @Dudge 3 роки тому +2

    Even now this video cracks me up, glad it was in my recommended

  • @crispharris7635
    @crispharris7635 5 років тому +1

    This video truly makes me happy. It brings a lot of joy, seeing Ian have genuine fun doing something weird and historical. I love the new style of videos, the positivity is wonderful!!

  • @rocketbilly
    @rocketbilly 6 років тому +36

    I used to make these in the 90s with my mom! Holy moly what a flashback.

  • @DJOreo217
    @DJOreo217 6 років тому +72

    Never before I have I seen anyone use a stick of butter like a bar of soap nor do I ever want to see that again

  • @ChokoboLP
    @ChokoboLP 6 років тому +104

    Just wanna say: i really enjoy "brutalfoods", Keep it up ^^

  • @shillinhite3911
    @shillinhite3911 5 років тому

    I've been pretty depressed for the past week and I've been binge watching your videos. I don't know why, but they're one of the only things out there that isn't making me frustrated, sad, or angry, so thanks--sincerely. I could watch these forever.

  • @empac8631
    @empac8631 3 роки тому +1

    This is easily one of the most wholesome adorable videos I’ve ever seen

  • @thomaes751
    @thomaes751 6 років тому +69

    As soo. As he suggested using his hands, I just yelled, “NOOOO!!!!! AT LEAST BUTTER THEM FIRST!!!”

  • @heath8377
    @heath8377 6 років тому +15

    "Well-buttered hands" is a glorious phrase.

  • @Undrave
    @Undrave 6 років тому +168

    Might have worked if the body and head were made in two different parts and then stick them together with the vanilla/white-chocolate coating.

    • @dragonlord_4042
      @dragonlord_4042 6 років тому +28

      Undrave yea and then you can use the scarf to hide the fact that it's two pieces.

    • @kobalt_ren01
      @kobalt_ren01 6 років тому +5

      Like Yogi Bear's collar!

    • @honeyxew469
      @honeyxew469 6 років тому

      No no no this is perfect just how it is

  • @QueenoftheHorizon
    @QueenoftheHorizon 6 років тому

    The amount of joy these videos brings me is insurmountable and indescribable. I just can't wipe the smile off my face! Ian, you're beyond wonderful. I am outspoken in my support for these kinds of videos.

  • @W0lffb0y
    @W0lffb0y 6 років тому

    This was probably the most entertaining thing to watch from you as of now! You did everything perfectly, from the editing to the humor. Awesome job!

  • @madhatt3r93
    @madhatt3r93 6 років тому +48

    Ian, between this, zoo tycoon, christmas flash games and simtown i get the impression that you really like penguins 🐧💜

  • @Nananananaheckyes
    @Nananananaheckyes 6 років тому +70

    With the weight of the penguin you've artistically portrayed the growing obesity epidemic since this recipe was created... Brilliant...

  • @Miss_Kisa94
    @Miss_Kisa94 6 років тому +21

    To get rid of the popcorn kernels just dump the bag in a colander and give it a little shake the seeds should fall out the holes :) just a tip if anyone wants to make this themselves

  • @velvetolio
    @velvetolio 5 років тому +1

    Didn't expect this to be such an emotional ride. First it's disgust watching you make it, then there's sadness learning about the heartbreaking Poppy's story and lastly there's terror watching you eat it :D That was hilarious

  • @SanderGrolleman
    @SanderGrolleman 6 років тому +11

    Ian, you should have poppy Son's picture always somewhere in the frame next time you do one of these shows.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 6 років тому +111

    I'll never look at popcorn or penguins the same again...

    • @forgottenplanet1429
      @forgottenplanet1429 6 років тому +1

      I think at this point I’m just wondering how penguins taste.

  • @kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052
    @kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052 6 років тому +307

    *This comment was supposed to come out in December*

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 6 років тому +8

      *this reply was supposed to come out in December*

    • @joshzuker8308
      @joshzuker8308 6 років тому +3

      That's enough

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 6 років тому

      😂. Lol

    • @expression6180
      @expression6180 3 роки тому +1

      This reply *did* come out in December, albeit almost 3 years too late

  • @Dear_Brrrrother
    @Dear_Brrrrother 6 років тому +83

    When will we have Brutalmoose version of Hell's Kitchen?

    • @TheRealLazerBlazer22
      @TheRealLazerBlazer22 6 років тому +8

      Alex James
      Ian: "WHAT ARE YOU?"
      Chef: "An idiot sandwich!"
      Ian: "WHY?"
      Chef: "I don't know..."
      Ian: "BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PAY POPPY'S MEDICAL BILLS AND BUTTER YOUR FUCKING HANDS!"

  • @alexanderthomas3187
    @alexanderthomas3187 6 років тому

    BrutalFoods is always a joy to re-watch, because I always forget about the goofy sound effects that Ian edited in. Funny how this has become my favorite series on this channel!

  • @Alanzice
    @Alanzice 6 років тому +4

    This is the best January Christmas video that I ever seen