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Organic Vegan Frozen Food Reviews - brutalfoods

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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2018
  • Ian takes a look at some organic vegan frozen food! It's Carla Lee's Nut brand - for if you don't want meat, but still want to eat!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  6 років тому +2178

    Hey guys, thanks so much for watching! Hope you like the new foods - I've got something DIFFERENT AND EXCITING coming up soon!
    If you want more Ian, come hang out with me at my stream some time: www.twitch.tv/brutalmoose
    Also check out my second channel for lots of chill gameplay! - ua-cam.com/users/moose2
    Thanks again for all the support!

    • @okCarmy
      @okCarmy 6 років тому +5

      brutalmoose I love your beard no homo

    • @egesermen
      @egesermen 6 років тому +3

      are you jesus?

    • @gabrielmckee1093
      @gabrielmckee1093 6 років тому

      Please find a way to keep making these videos, I love your food reviews

    • @nadaspins1675
      @nadaspins1675 6 років тому +6

      back in the 80s companies advertised that you can cook raw meat in the microwave and even bake a cake you should find one of those books and try it out

    • @healerhusk6290
      @healerhusk6290 6 років тому +1

      not vegan when you add cheese

  • @HenrikoMagnifico
    @HenrikoMagnifico 6 років тому +6767

    *Brutalmoose:* _"The channel that went from a game review channel, to a movie review channel, to a food review channel - all while keeping it's charm and entertainment value"_

    • @buckleluckle38
      @buckleluckle38 6 років тому +272

      Henriko Magnifico don’t forget the porn phase

    • @adirblazkowics7717
      @adirblazkowics7717 6 років тому +186

      Oh fuck yes, the porn phase was the best. Because porn.

    • @Donproductions
      @Donproductions 6 років тому +67

      Charles Wright there was a porn phase?!

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 6 років тому +38

      I remember it well. 'Twas glorious, it was.

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 6 років тому +16

      Are you talking about the video where he took his shirt off?

  • @Barrowsx
    @Barrowsx 6 років тому +6359

    I like the idea of putting cheese and mayo on a vegan burger patty.

    • @UDontTakeMeSeriously
      @UDontTakeMeSeriously 6 років тому +700

      chaotic evil

    • @hellborn2012
      @hellborn2012 6 років тому +539

      a vegetarian burger

    • @yngv1
      @yngv1 6 років тому +238

      Barrowsx My roommate is vegan and she always has light mayo in the fridge and uses it everywhere: it’s a super cheap brand and the mayo is apparently vegan.

    • @lonelyweeb6772
      @lonelyweeb6772 6 років тому +79

      Barrowsx at my work we sell a vegetarian burger and it comes with mayo on it unless you request otherwise

    • @nicknamegoddess
      @nicknamegoddess 6 років тому +142

      Vegetarians exist... also vegan mayo>>>>>other mayo

  • @danielcollison6161
    @danielcollison6161 5 років тому +2393

    "Loaded with macronutrients!"
    So, food?

    • @melainebullock
      @melainebullock 4 роки тому +62

      Gorilla Beanbag 🙄 no it says that to let consumers know this will satisfy you and help provide complete nutrition because many vegan items are not high enough in calories or nutritional value, and this product is decently high in protein and fat.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +78

      @Gorilla Beanbag Well, it goes for everything. You'll find these weird statements on any kind of product, regardless of target audience. Like, "this product is universal", yeah, it's the most basic item there is, I do expect it to work with most things. it won't work with all things, but most, so the description isn't even helpful.

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 4 роки тому +64

      @@melainebullock I call bullshit. You can get plenty of carbs and fats in a vegan diet and real vegans know where to get their protein, lest they become sticks. This appeals to what I call imitation vegans. Where they call themselves vegans but get off the diet every 2 days because they didn't feel like continuing or they became weak due to malnutrition. As far as I can see this appeals to people that don't know shit about nutrition.

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 4 роки тому +12

      @Phantom Alpha I don't know that much about the vegan diet but I did do some research a while ago.
      Yes many vegan foods lack fat, protein, carbs and calories. Many foods infact lack those. However many common vegan foods has that shit in spades. You can get fat from avocado, protein from beans and carbs from bread. What were you trying to say.

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 4 роки тому +5

      @Phantom Alpha My point was that this doesn't help you go vegan, saying macro nutrients means nothing. You would have to look on the back of the box to know what you're really getting,. This was advertised as "Vegan healthy food" not a supplement for all or any particular nutrients.
      Even if it is a good way for vegans to fill their deficiencies it wasn't markets for that.

  • @jlshootingstar333
    @jlshootingstar333 5 років тому +543

    I don't know why I find these videos so entertaining like it doesn't matter what he's reviewing it's almost always entertaining and oddly relaxing

    • @ligmasigma123
      @ligmasigma123 4 роки тому +1

      Julian Lyden exactly

    • @Ryan-gq2ji
      @Ryan-gq2ji 4 роки тому +16

      watching these reviews in the morning while eating breakfast in bed is so calming and relaxing

    • @thebiggestbird4372
      @thebiggestbird4372 3 роки тому +4

      I think it's his editing

    • @kipwhitaker1744
      @kipwhitaker1744 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe its the commentary

    • @MsDcyr
      @MsDcyr Рік тому

      Same!!!!!! 😂

  • @NimrodWildfire555
    @NimrodWildfire555 6 років тому +1391

    I think in the first food review video, Ian made the comment "I'm not sure food reviews are the future of UA-cam entertainment," but this is one of my favorite series. I am not entirely sure why I like these, but they're great. Thanks for the content!

    • @marblefan500
      @marblefan500 6 років тому +6

      I like this series too, but other channels have done this kind of thing with success before. GMM comes to mind.

    • @something6510
      @something6510 6 років тому +43

      Isaac Haddox it's his editing I think that makes it more fun. That, and his dry delivery for each joke is hilarious.

    • @leinhartzank7111
      @leinhartzank7111 6 років тому +2

      Ashens does it too

    • @d_Kyshii
      @d_Kyshii 6 років тому +12

      Not sure why ?
      The editing, the editing is G O L D
      Edit: Damn, Some Thing beat me to the punch.
      Point still stands, Ian could make a pile of dead birds interesting to watch for over 20 minutes.

    • @jonkirby1880
      @jonkirby1880 6 років тому +6

      Tr1ppin I'm looking forward to the banquet chicken showdown, too

  • @Lemonexe-vb8ng
    @Lemonexe-vb8ng 6 років тому +776

    I only eat foods made of coconut amiibos

    • @CrazyWeeMonkey
      @CrazyWeeMonkey 6 років тому +6

      Lemonexe damn u must be rich

    • @crystalqueen9711
      @crystalqueen9711 6 років тому +34

      Coconut Fred's Fruitsalad Island confirmed for Smash 8

    • @junecroft8435
      @junecroft8435 6 років тому +9

      apparently its the leading cause of testicular cancer

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 6 років тому +5

      Griffin McElroy would be proud

    • @Rafdog101
      @Rafdog101 5 років тому +1

      Laughed my ass off when he said that! Love this channel haha

  • @BeIlG
    @BeIlG 4 роки тому +1369

    I really like veggie burgers. I think the bad wrap they get is people expecting meat. If you view it as an entirely different thing they can be quite nice. Like with bean burgers. Many are really nice.

    • @NGCAnderopolis
      @NGCAnderopolis 4 роки тому +127

      Yeah, they stand as food of their own. The simulant meats are always weird though.

    • @deadrevolver1505
      @deadrevolver1505 3 роки тому +26

      @Chinmay Walimbe I had the impossible whopper, it tasted so fake it wasn't funny.

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 роки тому +35

      bell G It should taste like meat considering the veggie burgers are trying to IMITATE real burgers. Why not create a new food with that different taste instead of copying something that already exists and failing to do so?

    • @BlackBirdSweep
      @BlackBirdSweep 3 роки тому +66

      @CheyTDMartinez you sound like you're bitter a vegetarian rawdoged your mom.

    • @BlackBirdSweep
      @BlackBirdSweep 3 роки тому +104

      @CheyTDMartinez by the way Burger doesn't mean "beef" there's turkey and bison burgers fucking everywhere. Like, you know, how this person talked about bean and veggie burgers. Because they actually know what words mean and you're like 14.

  • @TakaokiKaimi
    @TakaokiKaimi 3 роки тому +883

    I'm not even vegan anymore, but 13 years of getting excited when someone says a vegan alternative is "not bad" is hard to get over.

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 3 роки тому +95

      Hey wanna hear a joke? Okay, how do you know if someone is vegan?
      Dont worry they'll tell you.

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan 2 роки тому +39

      ​@@Around_blax_dont_relaxi was gonna reply to this with something neat but its 1:30 am and i am tired so i'll get back ot you on taht in the mornin

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 2 роки тому +2

      @@AlxHotCocoaMan i dont give a fuck what you do, were we having a conversation that i was previously unaware of?

    • @blasttyrant3228
      @blasttyrant3228 2 роки тому +151

      @@Around_blax_dont_relax Man, a bad joke and getting upset for literally no discernable reason. Yep, this is a UA-cam commenter.

    • @phloz6698
      @phloz6698 2 роки тому +29

      @@Around_blax_dont_relax ........yeah anyways-

  • @princessnotnow
    @princessnotnow 6 років тому +1397

    BrutalFoods has become the thing I look forward to most and yeah that's a little sad.. but good job on it ian!!!

    • @merlink.7287
      @merlink.7287 6 років тому +4

      PrincessNotNow same here

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 років тому +26

      He's hilariously amateurish at cooking and not too knowledgeable about it, it's fairly charming honestly.

    • @Lynndissimo
      @Lynndissimo 5 років тому +5

      planescaped that makes them the most accurate food reviews to an average persons life because of it. Not to mention just how funny the editing is otherwise so they’re always entertaining

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому

      Ha

  • @jaymePNG
    @jaymePNG 6 років тому +931

    My expestacaceptations raise with every BrutalFoods episode.

    • @OsirisYeen
      @OsirisYeen 6 років тому +17

      I could go for some beans

    • @nazunananakusa8916
      @nazunananakusa8916 6 років тому +9

      Your grammar makes me hard

    • @jaymePNG
      @jaymePNG 6 років тому +5

      In the video he said "expestacaceptations" in the video.

  • @davidcogdill300
    @davidcogdill300 4 роки тому +285

    Been trying SO HARD to figure out what about the editing feels so familiar- and I’m realizing it’s very Bill Nye-ish

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 3 роки тому +15

      Holy guacamole you're right

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 роки тому +21

      Bill Nye with a dash of Tim and Eric.

    • @moralebooster8437
      @moralebooster8437 3 роки тому +26

      Your comment is a year old but you totally nailed it! He needs an off screen low voiced narrator to sarcastically answer his questions

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 2 роки тому +4

      SCIENCE

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +117

    I love when pictures start sliding in from off screen and I just know something good is coming

  • @l1amh35
    @l1amh35 6 років тому +519

    I’ve not seen such greenery

    • @bradyhobbs0923
      @bradyhobbs0923 5 років тому +11

      Dont you mean you have nut seen that much greem

    • @ThePhantomguy321
      @ThePhantomguy321 5 років тому +4

      @@bradyhobbs0923 my friend is greem

    • @jayceallen6530
      @jayceallen6530 5 років тому

      L1amh3 scince summer?

    • @metromancer
      @metromancer 5 років тому

      I didn't know there was this much green in the entire galaxy

    • @l1amh35
      @l1amh35 4 роки тому

      Jayce Allen yeah

  • @wellkek856
    @wellkek856 5 років тому +3141

    I have to admit your editing is freaking great.

    • @sethmorris4767
      @sethmorris4767 5 років тому +30

      exactlyyyy

    • @crispylizard8295
      @crispylizard8295 5 років тому +35

      its good but sometimes I feel its trying to hard to be funny

    • @MyYoyoyoyoyo12345
      @MyYoyoyoyoyo12345 5 років тому +193

      @@crispylizard8295 Kinda the point which in turn makes it more entertaining

    • @Kiabeta
      @Kiabeta 5 років тому +3

      no u

    • @jaek__
      @jaek__ 4 роки тому +69

      @@crispylizard8295 It's subtle yet in your face at the same time. Incredibly unique.

  • @juliajumame
    @juliajumame 2 роки тому +19

    I always forget that the 18:35 bit is in this video. It’s like my favorite brutalmoose edit and it gets me every single time

  • @darknight910
    @darknight910 4 роки тому +468

    Seeing how Ian's """cooking skills""" are, I wouldn't be surprised if he had his pan on too high and didn't cook the nutballs all the way through.

    • @dargunsh7156
      @dargunsh7156 3 роки тому +55

      100% true they are undercooked

    • @ks3223
      @ks3223 3 роки тому +55

      Probably should have simmered them in some red sauce

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 3 роки тому +70

      I was thinking the same thing. No reason they should be simultaneously burning and somehow frozen together.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, even with my lack of knowledge about nutballs they didn't look cooked, especially seeing the inside

    • @cloudshad0ws
      @cloudshad0ws Рік тому +5

      Yeah, people really underestimate the difference it makes when you actually know how to cook things.

  • @mancalacat6333
    @mancalacat6333 6 років тому +458

    You have to be a seriously creative smart person to somehow make videos about eating frozen foods, playing old games, and watching horrible movies really really really entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable to watch. Brutalmoose has a legit talent, I can see him going places with it. His dry humor is always on point and the editing is so well thought out and unique, and just the way he “is” is such a rare character to have . I’m subscribed to a bunch of youtubers but I don’t get quite as excited and eager to watch their new videos as I do with brutalmoose. I really hope this man gets into television, I’m sure if he made a show it would be nothing short of fantastic and binge worthy. Just like his channel. Thanks brutalmoose for all the time you put into your content. The last year of my life has been one of the worst years I’ve ever had and your videos never fail to brighten my day.
    PS, I am really loving those long luscious locks.

    • @thatblockyplayer3819
      @thatblockyplayer3819 6 років тому +15

      Some people like BrutalMoose and JonTron just have the charm.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 років тому +1

      Until they're racist on a talk show, then they just become Satan.

    • @KotalaGod
      @KotalaGod 6 років тому +10

      Jon was never racist. ua-cam.com/video/aIFf7qwlnSc/v-deo.html
      Way to just jump to conclusions about a person without giving them a chance to clear things up.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 років тому

      Kotala Foxhound - And way to jump to conclusions about some random loser's youtube comment without considering alternate meanings or interpretations, such as "until you say things that make you look racist" or "until you act racist". People like you are why Jon's career is more or less over; say one thing the wrong way and BAM you're suddenly evil.

    • @KotalaGod
      @KotalaGod 6 років тому +7

      i never said you were evil, nor did I imply that you were. I wanted to make sure people aren't still confusing what he said. Also, those aren't really interpretations/meanings, you just restated what you already said in different words. I do understand now that it was a joke, but it was hard to get that off first read. Oh and Jon's career is not over, I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 6 років тому +563

    I'm surprised you didn't add marinara sauce to the meatball sub so you could make a callback to the "marinara" joke from the Banquet video.

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 6 років тому +15

      Would probably help the taste a little, too. Although he was complaining about the texture.

    • @Toast248
      @Toast248 6 років тому +56

      ᵐᵃʳᶦⁿᵃʳᵃ ˢᵃᵘᶜᵉ

    • @Raeyanetta
      @Raeyanetta 5 років тому +6

      *Gasp*
      What are *you* doing *here* my dude?

    • @raysillygoober
      @raysillygoober 5 років тому

      Isn't she a girl

    • @janeyrattray544
      @janeyrattray544 5 років тому +1

      Alway rember marinara sauce

  • @vapordreams983
    @vapordreams983 4 роки тому +1112

    Friend: Whatcha buying?
    Me: Oh nothing just *Double Folding Chair With Removable Umbrella Table Cooler Bag Fold Up Steel Construction Dual Seat for Patio Beach Lawn Picnic Fishing Camping Garden and Carrying Bag*

    • @ligmasigma123
      @ligmasigma123 4 роки тому +9

      Ian Place I’m sorry for your loss

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 роки тому

      Dark_ Apollo65 it’s was a joke I’m sorry you thinked That

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 роки тому

      Agama it’s was a joke sorry

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 роки тому

      Agama no it’s was a joke no one died I’m sorry you thinked that

    • @pennydyer1448
      @pennydyer1448 4 роки тому

      Ian Place he could just be trolling you

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 роки тому +132

    Generally, it's a bad idea to buy camping gear online. The stuff is sturdy when sitting on it, but is fragile from impacts through shipping. Just drive to your local Big 5 or Cabela's. Big 5 preferably because it's cheaper. But Cabela's is like a theme park for outdoorsmen, so take your pick.

    • @max_bikeroom
      @max_bikeroom 2 роки тому +6

      if you live in the midwest or south they got this bigass bass pro shops in memphis that is also pretty good

    • @shillinhite3911
      @shillinhite3911 Рік тому +4

      Cabellas treated my dad horribly when he worked there making him do the work of 4 people and accounting stuff without raising his pay.

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc Рік тому +2

      ​@@shillinhite3911according to employers these days, unless you're doing the work of 4 employees you're "quiet quitting" and will be docked pay.

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 6 років тому +709

    The nutballs reminded me of slightly discolored Ferrero Rocher chocolates.

  • @calbeck9872
    @calbeck9872 5 років тому +999

    4/5 rating, good video but not enough crunching sounds when you bite something that is not meant to be crunchy

    • @Mia-tt1gt
      @Mia-tt1gt 4 роки тому +4

      @@CrudeConduct666 bruh stfu

    • @aron1089
      @aron1089 4 роки тому +4

      @@CrudeConduct666 _nobody laughed_

    • @THE_MarkLee
      @THE_MarkLee 4 роки тому +1

      Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name?
      Damn I did 👋😩

    • @El_Sueno591
      @El_Sueno591 4 роки тому +1

      Mia from discord lol they deleted their comment to make you guys a fool what an ass

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 4 роки тому

      @@El_Sueno591 What even was the comment?

  • @fouroheibag
    @fouroheibag 4 роки тому +51

    I like Moose's channel because you can find something for almost everyone! He's also really funny and a good guy. 10/10.

  • @Rockzilla1122
    @Rockzilla1122 5 років тому +368

    "loaded with macronutriets"
    Lmfao literally all they're saying is that it has carbs/fats/protein in it
    Macronutrients are just the things we use as our primary source of dietary/caloric energy

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 5 років тому +23

      You'd be surprised how many people didn't pay attention in middle school, i guess.

    • @juanvarela1950
      @juanvarela1950 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah we know

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 4 роки тому +2

      Not much else on the box is particularly meaningful either. Except 9g of protein, I guess

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 4 роки тому +24

      @minecraft creeper I'll have you know I get my energy from staring directly at the sun. I only eat food for pleasure.

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 4 роки тому

      @@Magmafrost13 protein is a macronutrient my dude

  • @splycer172
    @splycer172 6 років тому +396

    Ian gets to use all those sound effects he has saved: The Video.

    • @benkatody
      @benkatody 6 років тому +8

      splycer172 that’s every one of these food reviews

    • @togglebott7748
      @togglebott7748 6 років тому +5

      nosepassnation it's what makes them so great

  • @abandonedrocketship
    @abandonedrocketship 5 років тому +784

    NUT
    BALLS
    NUTBALLS
    is what that packaging actually says. Amazing.

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece 5 років тому +86

    Err, fat and carbohydrates are the 2 other macro nutrients besides protein. Or in other words:
    McDonalds could advertise the exact same thing. As could Pepsi.

    • @bigpurpleflower2185
      @bigpurpleflower2185 4 роки тому +3

      You're thinking of macromolecules. You also forgot to mention nucleic acids.

    • @sugarrookieart
      @sugarrookieart 4 роки тому +2

      @@bigpurpleflower2185 I second this, got ya terms twisted a lil
      But here's an actual fun fact: V8's do not contain macronutrients and are terrible for you to try and live off of... I totally hadn't tried, or anything... Haha
      Ha

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 4 роки тому +5

      @@bigpurpleflower2185 They are referred to colloquially as macronutrients though. Enough so that everybody was able to identify what it meant Not trying to be an ass, but nobody cares about that level of accuracy. It's a bit pedantic.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 4 роки тому +4

      "This food is food!"

  • @Z31HoodMoments
    @Z31HoodMoments 4 роки тому +39

    The amount of times I’ve giggled at this man saying nutballs is unbelievable

  • @Headywon
    @Headywon 6 років тому +1249

    "Oh hey there, what are you eating?"
    *"LEEZ NUTZ"*

  • @AniKaniFraniStan
    @AniKaniFraniStan 6 років тому +473

    Awe yeah I love brutal foods!! Fav series rn

    • @Smeali
      @Smeali 6 років тому +1

      Anika Cole same dude, these are so enjoyable.

    • @xxrocketshark216xx4
      @xxrocketshark216xx4 6 років тому

      Agreed. Honestly Ian your game reviews are funny and all, but imo you should stop doing those and exclusively do food reviews on your channel, it makes you feel more unique

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 років тому +1

      Anika Cole Who doesn't like it?

  • @MoonlightWillow
    @MoonlightWillow 4 роки тому +48

    Ian: “I do not know about these...” *crunches water*

    • @MoonlightWillow
      @MoonlightWillow 3 роки тому

      damn me from a year ago wasn’t funny at all
      edit: or original

    • @MonographicSingleheaded
      @MonographicSingleheaded 3 роки тому

      YOU THINK IT MATTERS? YOU THINK I CARE? Well, you re right 😊👍😹😹😹😹

  • @cilvia6838
    @cilvia6838 3 роки тому +6

    i watch your videos while my parents are fighting

  • @thatblockyplayer3819
    @thatblockyplayer3819 6 років тому +338

    I need to add the coconut amiibo to my collection.

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 6 років тому +7

      It'll go great alongside my Mario and Bowser amiibos.

    • @dishpitfreak
      @dishpitfreak 6 років тому +9

      Yo what costume does that give me in Mario Odyssey?

    • @benmcnully2050
      @benmcnully2050 6 років тому +2

      Yo I’d eat Bowser’s Aminos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ryanschmidt3913
      @ryanschmidt3913 6 років тому +12

      Coconut confirmed for Smash Ultimate?

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 6 років тому +2

      Ben Mcnully what? Why do you like eating plastic? *Sarcasm 100*

  • @KANGOexe
    @KANGOexe 6 років тому +36

    Man, I stopped watching for a few years and started bingewatching all the stuff I missed. I have a newfound appreciation for your unique style of editing.

  • @derekdavis6508
    @derekdavis6508 3 роки тому +32

    I'm always careful to not cut myself on that extra sharp cheese.

  • @bobbruh8538
    @bobbruh8538 4 роки тому +20

    Brutalmoose has got to be one of my favourite channels. He can make anything entertaining

  • @VoermanIdiot
    @VoermanIdiot 5 років тому +583

    Old video, but as a general rule when it comes to assembling burgers. Always put cheese first, then greens. The heat from the burgers will make the greens wilt much faster and make it sloppy instead of retaining it's crunch and the cheese will act as a heat barrier to avoid that from happening.

    • @NicoleTheeHomebody
      @NicoleTheeHomebody 5 років тому +9

      Ooooooohhh no wonder why my local Jack In The Box does this😱.

    • @sanctum2fan
      @sanctum2fan 5 років тому

      Well said!

    • @LimbsAndGames
      @LimbsAndGames 4 роки тому +32

      Not only that but it'll melt the cheese too making the burger nice and cheesy.

    • @thrawn4388
      @thrawn4388 4 роки тому

      Yea I do that a lot too
      I thought Ian would also

    • @CrudeConduct666
      @CrudeConduct666 4 роки тому +4

      Hey! Hey! Dude! Guess what! Go ahead, guess! Okay okay fine I'll just tell you. . . . . NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ELITIST BURGER BULLSHIT MAN!

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames 6 років тому +1077

    Super surprised that the burger / taco one would actually taste alright!

  • @yellowbananago
    @yellowbananago 4 роки тому +55

    Ian: These taste like surprisingly like the nut burger!
    The nut burger:*Has the same recipe as the nuttaco*

  • @alphaamino
    @alphaamino 3 роки тому +14

    I love that Ian's normal food choices are genuinely decent, tillamook and artiseno

  • @navybluebunny603
    @navybluebunny603 6 років тому +155

    I love these food centric videos!

  • @Korhi
    @Korhi 6 років тому +71

    I've not seen such nuttery

  • @habibi1244
    @habibi1244 4 роки тому +86

    That is the most college burger I have ever seen

  • @MrPotatoes97
    @MrPotatoes97 Рік тому +18

    The most processed bread, Sara Lee, with the most organic burger. What an accomplishment

  • @MarkTheNuke
    @MarkTheNuke 6 років тому +16

    This has got to be one of the best edited low budget shite food reviews I've ever seen, keep doing your thing man it's definately unique.

  • @faroe_pharaoh
    @faroe_pharaoh 5 років тому +574

    I like how he reads reviews for lawn chairs while eating vegan burgers

    • @diamondcreeper28
      @diamondcreeper28 5 років тому +1

      Fat Gamzee

    • @daikonbou
      @daikonbou 4 роки тому +51

      You see, the title "Lawn Chair" has the word "Lawn" in it.
      Lawns are made of grass.
      Grass is a plant.
      Vegetables are also plants.
      THEREFORE, the Lawn Chair does not go against a vegan diet and can safely be consumed.

    • @cockenheimer
      @cockenheimer 4 роки тому +8

      Thats kinda the joke

    • @dreadfulroses
      @dreadfulroses 4 роки тому +7

      lawn

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 4 роки тому +4

      lawn

  • @kawchman
    @kawchman 3 роки тому +3

    This has become my favorite channel to watch on youtube. The editing and style is absolutely hilarious and unique. Right my irreverent alley!

  • @lookoutpiano8877
    @lookoutpiano8877 4 роки тому +19

    It's so incredible how you can make fun of yourself so thoroughly when editing. Does someone else do it? I have never met anybody who roasts themselves like that.

    • @opaline2093
      @opaline2093 2 роки тому +4

      Ian has a rare type of self awareness which makes him exceptionally funny but also makes him sad sometimes 😔

  • @MrWalnut4
    @MrWalnut4 6 років тому +18

    I too always wanted the limited edition coconut Amiibo

  • @jemmesk
    @jemmesk 6 років тому +256

    The B E A N S way is the only way

  • @EddVCR
    @EddVCR 4 роки тому +6

    When you added the _cromch_ when you drank from a bottle, I couldn’t cope 😂

  • @zacharybaker328
    @zacharybaker328 3 роки тому +3

    every two months i rewatch all of these and nakeyjakeys vids and it keeps me going ily ian:)!

  • @dumbgayenby
    @dumbgayenby 5 років тому +90

    Carla Lee’s picture looks like a stock image

  • @Domminoii
    @Domminoii 6 років тому +87

    My sisters are both vegans and I occasionally try some of their stuff and it's not that bad? They use a lot of spices to make it tastier. The one thing my sisters did warn me about was vegan cheese...beware, Ian, the vegan cheese.
    Overall, great video; will take these recommendations for lawn furniture.

    • @FabulousMeiMei
      @FabulousMeiMei 6 років тому +16

      Daiya makes some good cheeses- There's a pizza place where I live that uses Daiya for their vegan pizzas because they make some that actually melts like cheese.
      Cashew cheese is pretty good if you're willing to shell (lol) out for the fancier stuff.
      Not a vegan btw- I just like cheese.

    • @FunGirl013
      @FunGirl013 6 років тому +6

      Vegan cheese is... well, ... definitely not cheese.

    • @faebledstories
      @faebledstories 5 років тому +4

      One problem I have with vegan food is that without a dairy product to keep it creamy the food usually tastes dry with no substance to it at all. Also I'm not a big non-dairy milk fan either so even the stuff with "creamy" elements just do not taste good lmao

  • @joshkingh3912
    @joshkingh3912 3 роки тому +5

    Your editing is fantastic, and you are a hysterical person.
    You need more subs man, it's a crime that you aren't at 1mill

  • @FlamingShutter
    @FlamingShutter 4 роки тому

    Man I gotta say your use of sound effects is soooo awesome! Some UA-camrs use them too much and it's not entertaining. However, you use them so effectively it always cracks me up.

  • @emetobot7449
    @emetobot7449 6 років тому +24

    Vegan replacements are sooooo hit and miss. Every brand is different and some are better than others but I'm gonna try to find some of that nut. The key thing to remember with vegan brands is that some actually try to taste like meat while others just try to serve the same kinda purpose.

  • @KumiesCummies
    @KumiesCummies 6 років тому +350

    I have an unhealthy love for these sound effects.

  • @alexabates8535
    @alexabates8535 3 роки тому +4

    Just binge watching these on a tough day. Making me smile. Thank you for that.

  • @Blade0fEvilsBane
    @Blade0fEvilsBane 3 роки тому +3

    I've watched this video maybe 15 times in the last 2 years, and i never noticed the amiibos

  • @SkellaBella1396
    @SkellaBella1396 6 років тому +44

    Do you by any chance, like, hear goofy sound effects as you go about your daily life.
    Cause I imagine you hearing snaps and bongos as you gesture and then you have to edit them back in so that we can experience the world as you do. Which I thank you for, btw

    • @darqfalls849
      @darqfalls849 6 років тому

      I think it's more like he was watching the videos back and he saw all the stuff he was doing and thought "man it looks like I'm playin the bongos there, let's put in a pair and add some sounds"
      Either way. Absolutely beautiful. (I hope you read that quote in his voice. If not, try again.)

  • @Cinnamon_enthusiast
    @Cinnamon_enthusiast 6 років тому +78

    ian what the fuck i’ve worked in kitchens for like three years now and i’ve never cut a sheet of foil that perfectly

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 6 років тому +1

      The dude has skills.

  • @squilly4148
    @squilly4148 4 роки тому +1

    Your editing on your videos are genuinely amazing and hilarious 😂

  • @stereobeatle
    @stereobeatle 4 роки тому +1

    never had any thought in my life to watch several video regarding frozen meals, then i watched one of your vids. Got yourself a new subscriber...

  • @thesecretthirdthing
    @thesecretthirdthing 6 років тому +580

    There's actually this pretty good brand of organic frozen foods where I'm at called Amy's. To be fair I haven't eaten good food in so long who the fuck knows if it's actually good but I like em

    • @luke1stars1masher
      @luke1stars1masher 6 років тому +65

      I love Amy's, so expensive tho.

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 6 років тому +39

      I've been requesting he review Amy's for a while. When I saw the title, it got my hopes up.

    • @desliedianne
      @desliedianne 6 років тому +17

      Amy’s is pretty darn good, I’ve been eating it since I was a little kid

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried 6 років тому +14

      Amy's Indian food is pretty good.

    • @brechtian802
      @brechtian802 6 років тому +9

      Their Pad Thai is good shit

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 6 років тому +13

    Man, if anyone else did these, they'd be boring as hell. Your editing is great.

  • @magzdilluh
    @magzdilluh 2 роки тому +1

    new to your channel but I am LOVING that purple light on the background

  • @FoamSquatch
    @FoamSquatch 5 років тому

    Your content is good, like the meat and potatoes of all of it. What pushes everything over the top is your editing. Pure genius.

  • @egg2242
    @egg2242 6 років тому +15

    *Brutalfoods is filmed in front of a live studio audience.*

  • @DritzD27a
    @DritzD27a 6 років тому +375

    Me: "Ian looks pretty stylish in this video."
    Ian: "I feel kinda like garbage, I look kinda like garbage."
    Me: " : ( "

    • @marcellofunhouse1234
      @marcellofunhouse1234 4 роки тому +10

      He has low self esteem. Like I do :(

    • @monehget
      @monehget 4 роки тому +9

      @@marcellofunhouse1234 but he doesn't deserve it :(

    • @christianjohnson7228
      @christianjohnson7228 4 роки тому +1

      :(

    • @jenkem69
      @jenkem69 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo a t shirt and hoody isnt “stylish”....

    • @einfisch3891
      @einfisch3891 3 роки тому +3

      @@jenkem69 It is if you can hardly dress yourself at all

  • @zacharywoodman6445
    @zacharywoodman6445 4 роки тому +12

    I think you cooked the nutballs on too high of heat, they outside got kind of burnt and the inside was undercooked

  • @bhvv2407
    @bhvv2407 2 роки тому

    Just found you the other day and I have been binge watching you ever since. I’m entertained with BRUTAL FOODS!
    Post more please and keep up the great work with awesome editing!!!
    I was drawn to your quirky comedic personality😉
    Very cute!

  • @Jackie_723
    @Jackie_723 6 років тому +12

    I love the honesty here, Ian. This is why these are my favorite videos of yours really.
    Ian sits down to film:
    Doesn't read the box
    Doesn't have burger toppings
    Doesn't have buns
    Doesn't know what organic is
    Reads random other reviews
    Says beans a lot
    = this beautiful video.

  • @tairamorgan6506
    @tairamorgan6506 6 років тому +356

    Jesus, was that you in the foil😂😂😂😂😂?

    • @rwiseart2269
      @rwiseart2269 6 років тому +22

      Taira Morgan Yeah that was him. I love the visual stuff he does to his videos to make them look a little more interesting

    • @junecroft8435
      @junecroft8435 6 років тому +17

      yes it was jesus. he descended from the heavens to bless us with his videos.

    • @1391Ghost
      @1391Ghost 6 років тому +4

      speaking of Jesus Moose is bearing a more than passing resemblance

    • @247gaming42
      @247gaming42 6 років тому +1

      No Jesus wasn't in the foil

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 4 роки тому +5

    You and ReviewBrah are the most wholesome reviewers in all of UA-cam.

  • @BeardFaceSuper
    @BeardFaceSuper 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know who does the editing for these videos, but the editing makes these great.

  • @elliottbyrum1570
    @elliottbyrum1570 6 років тому +10

    your videos are honestly so relaxing. like, i have a really bad thing with stress, but your lowkey sense of humor and all that nice smooth jazz in the background is surprisingly soothing. also your sound effect game is on point, i gotta say

  • @MrMan_01
    @MrMan_01 6 років тому +13

    I gotta say man, I am loving your newer style of editing. From the sound effects to the select zooms and cuts. I really feel like you are starting to come into your own. Wishing you the best of luck, and I look forward to the next video. ^_^
    That other guy that called you "ProJared" at PAX that one time.
    ~MrMan01 (aka Josh G)

  • @lluminescent
    @lluminescent 3 роки тому

    It's the simple editing in these videos that always make me laugh out loud. I don't know what it is that makes it so hilarious to me, I just love it. Ian, if you're reading this thank you for giving us great and entertaining videos that make us smile. :)

  • @moldybread1956
    @moldybread1956 3 роки тому +1

    First video I ever watched from back when I was vegan and every video you’ve posted since has been a big deal in my house. Always wanting more of these finely crafted masterpiece videos. Much love.

  • @weirdproq
    @weirdproq 6 років тому +66

    You should do an episode on either frozen breakfast foods in general, and/or one solely on frozen waffles.

    • @Elvirabg
      @Elvirabg 5 років тому +1

      weirdproq1 ooooo yasss 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jamjamcamjam
      @jamjamcamjam 5 років тому +7

      hey I'm from 9 months later, looks like your wish came true

  • @imblayck
    @imblayck 4 роки тому

    i’m so happy i found this channel, holy shit. i’ve been binging this for the last few hours.

  • @riotgrly
    @riotgrly 4 роки тому +3

    I know this is an old video but your hair looks great

  • @MrWhitman
    @MrWhitman 6 років тому +25

    Some time you should try reviewing cheap frozen pizzas. Stuff like Tony's Pizza, Red Baron Pizza, Hot Pockets, and Jeno's by Totino's Crisp n' Tasty (just a few examples) and make them peperoni pizza. That way you can rate them on peperoni content, size of pizza, and of course the taste.

  • @isabellaeeden
    @isabellaeeden 6 років тому +190

    Can't wait to watch this new Garbage Boy video

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 6 років тому +4

      Isabella Eden I love the garbage boy

    • @junecroft8435
      @junecroft8435 6 років тому +1

      69 likes amirite

    • @junecroft8435
      @junecroft8435 6 років тому

      dude ikr honestly, one of the worst people i know. i really hate that guy.

    • @junecroft8435
      @junecroft8435 6 років тому

      #waifusanonymous

  • @EmiliFaust
    @EmiliFaust Рік тому +1

    I really enjoyed this review! People often review products like this with the expectation that they will imitate the meat product they're substituting, when they should be looked at as their own entity, so it was nice that you reviewed them as their own thing here.

  • @wysiwyg2006
    @wysiwyg2006 5 років тому +1

    recently found your channel. love love love it, it cheers me up. your sound effects are hilarious! thank you. London, England here

  • @xsamcat
    @xsamcat 6 років тому +50

    i'm crying about "loaded with macronutrients" -- macronutrients are carbs, protein and fat, which make up the caloric content of EVERY food. a big mac is loaded with macronutrients too lmao

  • @solidsneaks6656
    @solidsneaks6656 6 років тому +225

    Salt is a type of preservative so those foods are not preservative-free.

    • @mrbeaver8184
      @mrbeaver8184 6 років тому +20

      Solid Sneaks Disgraceful..

    • @bobipineman
      @bobipineman 6 років тому +13

      they're expecting ''creepy chemical''

    • @kapwns
      @kapwns 6 років тому +14

      shhh...
      good thing they're non gmo and organic so at least they're chemical free!

    • @scanorugaming7827
      @scanorugaming7827 6 років тому

      Solid Sneaks lol

    • @middleC17
      @middleC17 5 років тому +4

      Please don't use autism as an insult or joke.

  • @uncannycerebro
    @uncannycerebro 4 роки тому +4

    Man that glass sound effect got me, thought he broke something for a minute.

  • @stresslee
    @stresslee 2 роки тому +1

    I like how the reviews were random as hell 😂
    Your style of comedy is what really helps shine these types of reviews that you do!

  • @sthlng2180
    @sthlng2180 6 років тому +538

    My man eating a vegan burger with cheese.

  • @aglassofpurifiedwaterlastn1513
    @aglassofpurifiedwaterlastn1513 6 років тому +11

    Your production value feels like it has ascended beyond some actual prime-time reality TV shows.

  • @jcarter7456
    @jcarter7456 3 роки тому +1

    this mans sound effects are next level. glad i found u man

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +14

    Impossible burgers are so good, they seriously do taste like meat, and because it’s packed like any other meat you can make it anyway you want, it’s great.

    • @gasmisenfeik875
      @gasmisenfeik875 Рік тому

      I have got to agree man, I'm currently going vegetarian and their meat store bought is definitely better than something like Gardein or Morning Star. I tried MS' vegan sausage patty and WOW it was bad, the other products of theirs are also in a similar vein of "really close to being meat, but not quite". IMPOSSIBLE is definitely the best out there

  • @thesilverw0lf
    @thesilverw0lf 6 років тому +30

    I live for brutalmoose's edits. Especially the sound effects.

  • @matejmaric782
    @matejmaric782 6 років тому +150

    Love the brutalfoods series.The editing always cracks me up.

  • @wiz2891
    @wiz2891 4 роки тому +1

    No matter what he reviews the editing makes it the most entertaining video

  • @GerarGear
    @GerarGear 3 роки тому

    Awesome video! This video is what got my brother to watch your videos too, since he's a vegetarian. Now we both really enjoy your content!