Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I don't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
The classic Jerma moment when he's the only person who hears screaming and he starts murdering the people around him one by one to see if it makes the voices go away. 6:00
18:02 "I just pet this lady!" *she proceeds to freak out* "Get her out of here! This lady is a menace!" Sounds like Jerma would fit right in at Ubisoft HQ.
The cockfighting minigame has in game elements from tekken, the main dev thought it was super funny and got approval for them to use their health bar and critical art layout
the whole allure of boss baby is that you have that urge to find out how that baby came to run a business, it goes against nature. Once you have that explained, you can just leave the movie. Then the allure of boss baby 2 is to find out what all the fuss was about this baby's business acumen that earned them a second film
It's 2055. Jerma and ETALYX stream FAR CRY 26 in HYPERVR. Both of them wind up "Liberating" two gas stations in NEO Las Vegas while making poop jokes. ETALYX was found with his head lodged in a tree reading bits and Jerma was last seen Running down route 66 screaming "FUCK UBISOFT"
@@Explosivevortexi'm way late, but yes, you can go all the way to the capital and get inside the president's building, but you're limited to the ground floor outside of the final mission
Our bravest firefighters have entered the heart of enemy territory, unfortunately both have skipped put on even basic physics lessons so they both jumped off a building and died thinking a parachute should be deployed half a second into a jump
the Horror(tm) is secretly a tool he uses to kill and cannibalize people without attracting the attention of LAW ENFORCEMENT. such a shame it's so FUCKING FUNNY.
Based on the twitch leak, Jerma985 is paid a higher salary than the President of the United States of America ($400k/yr), and therefore he is more important
There’s something extremely funny about how almost every moment they’re playing this game, somehow it hits them with the most non-sensical series of events in such a short amount of time, causing multiple segments to just feel like nonsense
I couldn't stop laughing when Etalyx was shooting badguys and Horses were crashing into things and chaos was happening in the background, and Jerma was stuck in the Pet Horse Animation.
*Jerma drowns and clips beneath the Earth "Wear different clothes to avoid fire damage" *woman drives ATV into an enemy and explodes "DO NOT KILL CIVILIANS!" Oh, Ubisoft
Smh at this point I feel like we all just watch these streams in the off chance that Jerma will let us "peep the horror". Channel has really gone down hill since the good ol JermaCraft days.
41:50 jerma burning the soldier alive for shooting at the dog, then casually adjusting his aim to also set fire to the dog *which was still alive at that point* is fucked. someone needs to get this guy to a shrink.
11:45 I actually got a kill in original Black Ops on the map Summit where I threw a flashbang, it landed on the stairs just as someone was going down them, and it bounced between them and the floor like a million times before killing them. I think the funniest part about it was unlocking Marathon Pro for no reason at the same time. If I can find the video I'll post it
32:54 This is why I never want to bring the dog companion or my love interest in games on missions with me. "I'm the fucking weirdo that kicks all the ass, what if _they_ get hurt, y'know? I don't want 'em to get hurt when I could just as easily leave them at the base to help others there."
For future me, "it's real life !!!" is at 4:01, he's got a swing spot is at 14:47, pilot K.I.A. is at 19:08, did that go differently in your head? is at 23:23, zero chance is at 30:39, he's got plenty of room is at 35:30
I'm so glad Jerma brought out the Etalyx soundboard again. I wish he was real.
nothing feels the same after the accident sadge…
Nipple Cream It’s hard to watch Jerma in denial like this, using the soundboard to convince himself it never happened....
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I don't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
@@Br0wncheesE- Jerma you don't have to switch accounts to cope like this, we have your back really.
I heard that if you pray to Andy every night for a year, Etalyx will manifest in your room for one hour
The classic Jerma moment when he's the only person who hears screaming and he starts murdering the people around him one by one to see if it makes the voices go away. 6:00
Lmao I love it when my buddy's all like “who keeps screaming?" or "If I kill you will it stop?" what an absolute madlad
Anything to make the screaming stop amirite
he is MY SCHIZO streamer goddammit
The funniest part was it was clearly his character screaming
I am convinced jerma is the narrator in Tell tale heart
Jerma understands exactly how to play far cry: be dumb, explode, peep the horror
hahahaha
LMAOOOO IM DEAD 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
I love how Jerma just turns into a flustered grandad everytime he walks on a road
That's called foreshadowing
It's because he's a old boomer that has to jump up a staircase.
@@SRowntree The Jerma985 writers are really talented!
5:43 The way jerma succumbed to the screams and killed the npc had me dead 💀
18:02 "I just pet this lady!" *she proceeds to freak out* "Get her out of here! This lady is a menace!"
Sounds like Jerma would fit right in at Ubisoft HQ.
The cockfighting minigame has in game elements from tekken, the main dev thought it was super funny and got approval for them to use their health bar and critical art layout
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@@18754KRS are you real
@@nostalgia_junkie ？
@@18754KRS i did not think that you were the woman in your profile picture. i now know you are a very cultured woman.
@@nostalgia_junkie ＋２
8:02 someone on the Stream Archive channel said this was Jerma being kidnapped by Mutahar and I can't get over that
jesus christ hahahaha
more like joel from last of us
Hello guys and gals, me Mutahar, today we are going out on the streets to hunt for mythical creatures, namely, a goblin...
the whole allure of boss baby is that you have that urge to find out how that baby came to run a business, it goes against nature. Once you have that explained, you can just leave the movie. Then the allure of boss baby 2 is to find out what all the fuss was about this baby's business acumen that earned them a second film
“Do you not hear the screams?!” He says, alone in a dark room
It’s good to see that Etalyx has overcome his dog killing ways
Maybe Vinny will, too, one day.
He sets jermas dog on fire while jerma tries to feed it
Oh my god it's The Game Grumps Let's Play of Majora's Mask
It's 2055. Jerma and ETALYX stream FAR CRY 26 in HYPERVR. Both of them wind up "Liberating" two gas stations in NEO Las Vegas while making poop jokes. ETALYX was found with his head lodged in a tree reading bits and Jerma was last seen Running down route 66 screaming "FUCK UBISOFT"
Etalyx is the best, I don't think there's a stream that's bad when he's in it
On the flip side, Jerma is the WORST! EVERY stream with him in it is ALWAYS BAD!
bro have you seen him lately? homie's getting FIT
@@auto144p6 really fit! Into a dishwasher because jerma, a psychotic SADIST stuffed him in there for his own AMUSEMENT.
@@-cyndaquil (it was a Jerma clone the current Jerma thought was decommissioend)
@@ponponpatapon9670 your name is awesome.
34:17 literally like 3 hour long one guy moment. The entire saga following this had me very invested but had such a disappointing end
Can you actually do that? Or atleast get close?
@@Explosivevortexi'm way late, but yes, you can go all the way to the capital and get inside the president's building, but you're limited to the ground floor outside of the final mission
37:28 jerma doesn't try to repair the boat or avoid death and instead starts firing at random civilians. what a psycho
Actually I think they were his ally's so it makes it even worse.
5:54 "is that the horse?" why is this jerma at his funniest when he's playing triple A games?
41:50 Heartwarming scene of jerma committing a warcrime because someone kicked his dog, which he then lights on fire
*distinctly hears a man screaming*
Jerma: "is that the horse?" 5:55
"Somebody's screaming, dude. Do you not hear the screams?" - Jerma985, diagnosed psycho
34:08 very important timestamp for anyone who just wants to see an Otto lover melt while petting an Otto
The whole dash cam bit is pure comedic perfection
When the RE6 highlights come out, please add the bit where Etalyx is STILL paying for Ubisoft+
“STREAMER” has his “INCOME” leaked which he “EARNS” by being “GENUINELY ENTERTAINING” and “DESERVES SUCCESS”.
Dudes fucked
Twitch's only data on Jerma is one line saying "This streamer is FUCKED"
Somebody getting money for doing what they love and enjoy? The world is doomed
@@DerNomade1871 have a laugh
@@teriyaki_chicken LAIALB (laughing about it a little bit)
@@SRowntree Laughinaboutit
I love how he absolutely loses his shit when he sees a vehicle crash.
7:48 the only thing that makes jerma laugh like that are tragic vehicle collisions
Our bravest firefighters have entered the heart of enemy territory, unfortunately both have skipped put on even basic physics lessons so they both jumped off a building and died thinking a parachute should be deployed half a second into a jump
37:04 Flashback to that one drowning game
"I'm just trying to stop the screaming..."
From the Confessions of Jerma
This video is proof that most shitty games are improved by playing with friends
i can’t believe jerma has been eating all these people without us knowing. how awful
the Horror(tm) is secretly a tool he uses to kill and cannibalize people without attracting the attention of LAW ENFORCEMENT. such a shame it's so FUCKING FUNNY.
I dont think it would be better if we knew
@@gordonf5553 +2
Based on the twitch leak, Jerma985 is paid a higher salary than the President of the United States of America ($400k/yr), and therefore he is more important
Is that actually true?
@@friendofp.24 yep
This just means we have to make him president
There’s something extremely funny about how almost every moment they’re playing this game, somehow it hits them with the most non-sensical series of events in such a short amount of time, causing multiple segments to just feel like nonsense
Part of what made this stream so funny is Etalyx being so quiet. It's like he was talking from 30 yards away in Rust.
cant wait to peep the horror, last time I did I couldnt stop laughing!!
Somebody will die from laughing
@@usaccdecks8363 last time it got my mother, she wasn't even watching she just walked in when we peeped
@@pokemons1 luckyyyyy
@@pokemons1 no more bedtime
*DrCheddarGoat was later found dead in his apartment, this comment here was the only clue to his death.*
14:58 Never have I seen a man get his knees blown out so violently.
FarCry, the only game where watching batshit crazy NPC's doing ridiculous stuff is more entertaining than the entire storyline
I couldn't stop laughing when Etalyx was shooting badguys and Horses were crashing into things and chaos was happening in the background, and Jerma was stuck in the Pet Horse Animation.
The screams won't stop 😳
$26 an hour is not average minimum wage lmao
If only
13:44 he did it, he said the thing
the fact he starts quoting the dine and dasher at 39:40 caught me SO off guard
I see why people say jerma’ insane, he just shot a man in cold blood to stop the screaming.
God how do they manage to make a more broken game each time? Especially considering its the same engine every time?
they don't give a shit. it's just a product to them. pump it out the door, the cattle people will buy it anyway.
They stop giving a shit
All things considered it's a solid game but to the degree it's been developed it should be a bit more polished
@@Zergei you can't defend Ubisoft anymore nowadays tbh
*Jerma drowns and clips beneath the Earth
"Wear different clothes to avoid fire damage"
*woman drives ATV into an enemy and explodes
"DO NOT KILL CIVILIANS!"
Oh, Ubisoft
"I'm trying to cut the screams off" right after taking a mans life
Smh at this point I feel like we all just watch these streams in the off chance that Jerma will let us "peep the horror". Channel has really gone down hill since the good ol JermaCraft days.
he peaked at Among Us
@@nipplecream3099 this is still the funniest comment i've seen regarding jerma
@@funkyoa “would we survive in your society?” is a pretty good one
@@nipplecream3099 Among Us peaked at Jerma
"don't do that. stop! what are you throwing at him? what is those?"
top tier commentary
Oh look, it's my favorite movie : The Movie
13:43
He sounds so pleased with his own joke
41:50
jerma burning the soldier alive for shooting at the dog, then casually adjusting his aim to also set fire to the dog *which was still alive at that point* is fucked. someone needs to get this guy to a shrink.
11:45 I actually got a kill in original Black Ops on the map Summit where I threw a flashbang, it landed on the stairs just as someone was going down them, and it bounced between them and the floor like a million times before killing them. I think the funniest part about it was unlocking Marathon Pro for no reason at the same time. If I can find the video I'll post it
Their fight in the city broke me mentally
Jerma is trying to make you like him and he's winning
32:54 This is why I never want to bring the dog companion or my love interest in games on missions with me. "I'm the fucking weirdo that kicks all the ass, what if _they_ get hurt, y'know? I don't want 'em to get hurt when I could just as easily leave them at the base to help others there."
5:40
Psychopath streamer has a schizophrenic episode and starts violently attacking friends and allies
37:06 Just realized the patrol boat had a Chinese automatic grenade launcher on it, interesting.
Had a bad day, really need to peep the horror.
The way they're driving as they're following the ATV is how I drive in my dreams
OMG this was too good. thank you for these 45min of sillyness!!
Gotta love the writers foreshadowing 38:07 during the huntsman conversation
Crazy how much Jerma can change his voice _just by talking slanted_
Aw man u missed the clip of Etalyx trying to wingsuit into a lady that was hilarious
There were so many great clips that didn’t make it into this video. Good Stream.
22:00 Jerma unleashes the horror upon his enemies
man this stream makes me wish etalyx was real
I am loving the daily uploads, dude
For future me, "it's real life !!!" is at 4:01, he's got a swing spot is at 14:47, pilot K.I.A. is at 19:08, did that go differently in your head? is at 23:23, zero chance is at 30:39, he's got plenty of room is at 35:30
I’m so happy that there’s a new Jerma stream recap out. Words can’t describe.
23:04-23:36 fire elemental goes against water elemental to prove their worth
All the vehicle crashes make this feel like Classic Jerma
Is he gonna let us peep the horror this stream?
Meme magic is real
@@blueluma6187 scp 6270 Peep The Horror
DERANGED, DANGEROUS streamer shoots innocent man in the head to silence the screaming in his head
This game somehow looks like a step back
Glad Jerma has someone to sit with at lunch
Man I could really use a good infiltration game with a satisfying melee take down just about now
Arcane: *sweats in Dishonored 3*
Etalyx: He doesn't know
Immediately gets shelled
jerma ster and etalyx are like marvels the adventurers of youtube gaming
That transition at 18:41 doe.
The voices in jerma’s head became too much for him to take and in an attempt to stop them he shoots someone
13:43 +200 self referential injoke
That hit marker sound is so good
6:18 FULL PSYCHO
5:45 Poor guy got scared :(
Jerma seal goes “hey getouttahere!!!”
"What is those?" - Jerma
Far Cry 2 would be a good game for Jerma to play
Oh nice, very funny video lolol perfect balance of calm and manic
The deep river part was the best lol
Cant beat a classic like the movie of the game of the movie the movie
Ubisoft can't make a car go straight and they expect to implement CRYPTO
small enemy crabs spotted 13:40
uhf in the intro, legendary
Jerma murders someone and then blames etalyx like he’s gonna get in trouble.
Far Cry has slowly been turning into COD over the last decade.
newest ui & hud just IS call of duty
This video is so funny! I wish Jerma was real so I could tell it how funny it is.
can you finish super meat boy dark world series??
Mom and Dad gaming
they really have just been copy pasting the same formula from Far Cry 3 for almost 10 years
If only, they added in health bars and MTX some time around 5.
18:50 "y'da-ya nawd abul y-dag do be LOUDER THAN ME"
There is literally no difference between each far cry game
Yeah there is!
They progressively get worse and worse
wait this isn't cities skylines