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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @amystarnes5977
    @amystarnes5977 4 роки тому +247

    "I need to get out of this car before I start to praise Jesus" is one of those Jerma lines that comes to me randomly while I'm in public and I have to fight back the insane laughter.

    • @ChrisNinjaEagle
      @ChrisNinjaEagle 2 роки тому +5

      It's said that Jerma's insanity spreads to others sometimes.

    • @нико-р2х
      @нико-р2х 2 роки тому +6

      @@ChrisNinjaEagle It's said? I think that there are a couple THOUSAND pieces of evidence that can tell us that this rumor is a reality...

  • @flyingrussians218
    @flyingrussians218 6 років тому +501

    What if I told you that Jerma was really just a bunch of hotdogs in a man suit?

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +30

      What if i told you hotdogs are made of real life-size jermas

    • @dr.ludwig8189
      @dr.ludwig8189 Рік тому

      Tell me something I DON'T know

  • @ellya6065
    @ellya6065 6 років тому +47

    Can we just appreciate how lucky Jerma is with comedic timing? I mean, here at 2:40, that zoom, that floating, the "There you are!" immediately followed by the explosion, it's unreal

  • @hem9483
    @hem9483 6 років тому +143

    Jeremy became compact to fit in the clown car with Etalyx and Star.

  • @GLENNACHEEMS
    @GLENNACHEEMS 4 роки тому +41

    2:40 and 11:30. brilliant, perfect, absolutely amazing comedic timing

  • @Necron1999
    @Necron1999 6 років тому +232

    2:27 “One of the me’s just died”
    Wait so another clone besides this one got kicked down the well?

    • @lukemoppy
      @lukemoppy 6 років тому +15

      he wouldn't die immediately though, they can live for years eating each other down there.

    • @GatsbyMusic
      @GatsbyMusic 6 років тому +1

      Jerma is a cat and lost some of his lives

    • @myreque999
      @myreque999 3 роки тому +3

      @@GatsbyMusic this will age very well when _that_ stream comes

  • @thoranzalarvhazen4250
    @thoranzalarvhazen4250 5 років тому +20

    7:48 kung fu dog deflects bullets with the power of his chi and beats up the bad guys

  • @Doughnut2OOO
    @Doughnut2OOO 6 років тому +117

    Hey it's that guy who beat GeoGuessr on Stream!

    • @harper2606
      @harper2606 6 років тому

      GeoGuessr and Dark Souls?!

  • @shayneac
    @shayneac 5 років тому +24

    Throws dynamite at shed, drives into shed
    “why is there fire?“

  • @ChuckShnozwell
    @ChuckShnozwell 6 років тому +68

    That thumbnail is blessed af

  • @conformconsumeobey2985
    @conformconsumeobey2985 6 років тому +25

    7:50 I want a dog that runs like that

  • @Jakoshark220
    @Jakoshark220 6 років тому +70

    COFFEE AND CHEETOS: EXTRA

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 6 років тому +67

    2:19 This game has gotten buggy to the point where they don't even acknowledge the dog half floating on top of a tilted barrel.

    • @RatEnjoy3r
      @RatEnjoy3r Рік тому

      Oh boo fucking hoo a dog is flouting lmfao who cares, the game is fun

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 Рік тому +1

      @@RatEnjoy3r ok ubisoft or whatever

  • @Glxdiatorr
    @Glxdiatorr Рік тому +2

    Him hitting the weapon wheel from having the repair torch in his hand to having the rpg and blowing him and etalyx up, but then asking what happened shouldn't piss me off the way it does

  • @michaelfallen1564
    @michaelfallen1564 6 років тому +5

    This was probably one of my favorite streams ever, so many random moments that made me cry laughing

  • @abon8251
    @abon8251 6 років тому +125

    1:54 Jerma gets spooked

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 6 років тому +8

    "I'M DEAD" -Dead Guy

  • @meade750
    @meade750 6 років тому +7

    Oh god, far cry games and these two are a great mix.

  • @BCJacobe
    @BCJacobe 6 років тому +5

    “THERE YOU ARE”
    *explodes*

  • @WillJones1098
    @WillJones1098 6 років тому +20

    Local streamer jumpscares audience gets death penalty

  • @Ragarnoy0
    @Ragarnoy0 6 років тому +23

    this man really brings out the best of us in the smallest ways

  • @thatpocketguy
    @thatpocketguy 6 років тому +7

    2:43 that sold it, you get liek my frend

  • @pieniadz9156
    @pieniadz9156 6 років тому +11

    0:16 when you hear a song that you like and its stuck in your head for a week

  • @mischiefjackal7115
    @mischiefjackal7115 6 років тому +4

    The amount of perfect timing moments here is way to fucking funny

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 6 років тому +73

    4:10 Is he tapping ctrl? He still doesn't know that he has to hold the key, like several hours and at least fifty deaths in?

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 6 років тому +24

      To be fair, there's no indication that your supposed to hold it. I don't think there's a difference between tapping it and holding it.

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 6 років тому +14

      The indication is that it flashes slowly instead of rapidly. Most buttonprobs have to be held, unless they say "Press" above the prompt. Tapping it does nothing at all.

  • @bearslime
    @bearslime 6 років тому +7

    THERE YOU ARE!

  • @cheetoschrist5685
    @cheetoschrist5685 5 років тому +2

    There's so many * YELL * * EXPLOSIONS * moments in this video it's not even a joke anymore

  • @snarkmarx
    @snarkmarx 6 років тому +18

    2ndJerma has the #1 BEST openings on UA-cam. Good job Holy Mackerel and Effectator

  • @JoLightning
    @JoLightning 6 років тому +2

    This is a perfect main channel video, jerm.

  • @DisgruntledHippo
    @DisgruntledHippo 4 роки тому +10

    You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen! "That's right boomer" - Etalyx

  • @lmao-ev6nz
    @lmao-ev6nz 6 років тому +27

    9:45 why does it feel like I seen this before
    *Im SCOOTIN*

  • @abon8251
    @abon8251 6 років тому +50

    >When Jerma Uploads
    *YES*

    • @monkepog
      @monkepog 6 років тому

      Epic style

    • @WheezyShotta
      @WheezyShotta 6 років тому +4

      Jerma doesn't upload smelly. Mackerel does

    • @zenues
      @zenues 6 років тому

      Yee Yee

  • @ninjapistol14
    @ninjapistol14 6 років тому +1

    I guess he's not going to talk about that dog completely glitching out when he was trying to hit it

  • @kelakakku
    @kelakakku 4 роки тому +5

    0:49 Did he ever find out that you can turn the radio off?

  • @WEndro333
    @WEndro333 6 років тому +10

    0:47 Jerma has DSP moment.

  • @kai326
    @kai326 5 років тому +2

    I just had to laugh when I say the big mountain with the word "yes" on it in huge white letters

  • @shoo651
    @shoo651 6 років тому +1

    You know you're old when you drive on the side of the road, destroying mail boxes

  • @seanhennessy3968
    @seanhennessy3968 6 років тому +3

    THE POWER OF YES

  • @spectorhive
    @spectorhive 6 років тому +7

    Jerma thank you so much for making videos consistently for the past few years. You are one of the funniest UA-camrs I know and this one had me in tears. Thank you!

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 6 років тому +6

      mack and I actually make these videos - jerma does the streams! you should tune into his twitch channel

    • @spectorhive
      @spectorhive 6 років тому +1

      If I see him streaming I try to watch, always a good time.

  • @nyxx7813
    @nyxx7813 4 роки тому +2

    I really love how vernacular has changed and people jus dont bother updating. I love when etalyx pipes 8 people live on stream

  • @devinc578
    @devinc578 6 років тому +3

    How many times do you think jerma has “quantum died” of laughter?

  • @willylim1200
    @willylim1200 Рік тому +1

    3:57 "Testicle Festival"

  • @kaltocrayox9328
    @kaltocrayox9328 6 років тому +1

    My Favourite Thing About The Video Is The WalkMan From Sony And Vintage And The Other People That Made That

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 6 років тому +2

    7:56 A hound of tindalos!

  • @dil.aug.8489
    @dil.aug.8489 4 роки тому +2

    13:35 Insert slide music from Super Mario 64.

  • @user-ic1ic5nb6p
    @user-ic1ic5nb6p 6 років тому +2

    1:14 gives me an overwhelming sense of deja vu

  • @griffisimo979
    @griffisimo979 6 років тому +1

    wait, you’ve been here THE ENTIRE TIME? AND I DIDNT KNOW THIS?? WHAT?!

  • @jamesmohr1185
    @jamesmohr1185 6 років тому +2

    Oh yeah, Far cry 5 exists

  • @etherd
    @etherd 5 років тому +2

    now thats what i call triple A.

  • @h0verman
    @h0verman 6 років тому +1

    press e to repair the plane

  • @mrsponkman
    @mrsponkman Рік тому +1

    1:36 is that fucking jschlatt!? lmao

  • @hihihihihi7889
    @hihihihihi7889 6 років тому

    THERE YOU ARE

  • @RabbiHerschel
    @RabbiHerschel 6 років тому +3

    Father Seed did nothing wrong.

  • @NINABONEnohuman
    @NINABONEnohuman Рік тому +1

    1:36 looks like jshlatt lmao

  • @johnmanzuki8979
    @johnmanzuki8979 4 роки тому +1

    13:06 "Y E S."

  • @caleb5922
    @caleb5922 6 років тому +1

    the EGG

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 6 років тому +1

    6:56 - HURGUDURIT

  • @stcrussman
    @stcrussman 6 років тому +1

    Music. Radio. Diegesis. Volume Slider. MASTER. Master. master

  • @Andrei-wy8sk
    @Andrei-wy8sk 6 років тому +2

    10:08 DEATH GRIPS

    • @nihoa9123
      @nihoa9123 3 роки тому

      IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

  • @Shaymin0
    @Shaymin0 6 років тому +1

    Thank you for your Wendy's chicken review.

  • @HellsWaffle
    @HellsWaffle 6 років тому

    Jerma and the Helicopter that ate a truck's ass

  • @soap41x
    @soap41x 6 років тому

    "Did you really though?".

  • @Rhoderluxel
    @Rhoderluxel 6 років тому +2

    1:55 BIG WOW

  • @ducksi1
    @ducksi1 6 років тому +4

    **espacito**

  • @swivelskittle3926
    @swivelskittle3926 6 років тому +1

    i see that a new video is posted, read the word wiener, then go through my brain seeing if jermas career went down a VERY dark path... thank god

  • @Hunk_Streams
    @Hunk_Streams 6 років тому

    *depresspacito plays nonstop*

  • @koalabear1984
    @koalabear1984 6 років тому

    Press E to repair the fucking plane

  • @mimic6494
    @mimic6494 6 років тому

    Someone is having a barbecue at 2 am what the heck.

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs 6 років тому +6

    Who makes these magnificent thumbnails for Jerma?

  • @lukemurray9706
    @lukemurray9706 6 років тому

    i love you jerma

  • @SkullK---ht
    @SkullK---ht 6 років тому +2

    coohhfeee cheeedooohs weeeeinerrrrrrs

  • @ivy-queenofworms
    @ivy-queenofworms 6 років тому +2

    Does that sign on the food truck say testicle festival

  • @fairdot
    @fairdot 6 років тому +24

    more like Wendy's Chicken Dinner, you Dunkey clone!

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 6 років тому

    1080p? That's rare for Jerma

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 6 років тому

      it's upscaled by accident :( he streams in 720

  • @SnowCones101
    @SnowCones101 6 років тому

    GAMER ALERT

  • @CadChamberlain
    @CadChamberlain 6 років тому

    Car driver: Psycho christian

  • @treefiddy8811
    @treefiddy8811 6 років тому +1

    *IM DEAD*

  • @959porsche
    @959porsche 6 років тому +1

    this shits so fucking funny

  • @ytn675
    @ytn675 6 років тому +1

    I love fc5

  • @wolfhailey8921
    @wolfhailey8921 6 років тому

    Damn papa let me at least finish my spaghetti

  • @DormantGolem
    @DormantGolem 6 років тому +1

    Where the fuck are the chicken tender reviews?

  • @georgeterpsidis8143
    @georgeterpsidis8143 6 років тому +2

    This game is so broken,i love it!!!

  • @matthewcardenas9109
    @matthewcardenas9109 6 років тому

    I'm here for a Wendy's Chicken Tender Review

  • @promiscuousalgae
    @promiscuousalgae 6 років тому

    The EGG in the thumbnail??!

  • @deathpawn9
    @deathpawn9 6 років тому

    SOMEONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT QUANTUM DEATH I SWEAR I HAVE FELT IT BEFORE BUT NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @JMJackMcNally
    @JMJackMcNally 6 років тому +1

    mr anderson is the name of the teacher whose room i gave my anime presentation in this june
    how could you namedrop him like that
    you didn't have to bash his mailbox in dude what the heck

  • @harveywilliams6576
    @harveywilliams6576 9 місяців тому +1

    11:30 😂😂😂😂

  • @aceplace3357
    @aceplace3357 2 роки тому +1

    11:30

  • @hi-yv7uv
    @hi-yv7uv 4 роки тому +3

    Whats the clip from the intro from anyone know by chance ?

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 3 роки тому +4

      It's from 'It's a Wonderful Life', a classic Christmas movie from the 1940s. A fellow on here called 'Critical Drinker' did a wonderful video about the movie recently.

    • @hi-yv7uv
      @hi-yv7uv 3 роки тому +2

      @@venator0405 thank you appreciate that response

  • @fgfh10004
    @fgfh10004 6 років тому +1

    I hope they never patch any of this shit.

  • @opossumboyo
    @opossumboyo 6 років тому +1

    LIFE IS PAIN, I’M DEAD

  • @sparrow_solas
    @sparrow_solas 6 років тому +1

    when's the wendys chicken tenders review coming?

  • @Roguchii
    @Roguchii 6 років тому +1

    Wasn't this from a stream like 2 months ago?

  • @shadowblaster51
    @shadowblaster51 5 років тому +2

    Anyone know what the intro clip is? I love it and need it in my life.

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 5 років тому +3

      It's A Wonderful Life - my mom's favourite film

    • @shadowblaster51
      @shadowblaster51 5 років тому +3

      @@bellusdaisy Thank you! Favorited the scene, I'll have to check out the movie some time

  • @Mercerfrey12
    @Mercerfrey12 6 років тому

    Here before the guy who tells shitty jokes and has a ninja drawing for a picture ruins the comment section

  • @medicami
    @medicami 6 років тому +6

    neet

  • @curtpope4400
    @curtpope4400 6 років тому +2

    I smell poo

  • @ThanenJ
    @ThanenJ 6 років тому +2

  • @yiuii8777ujjij
    @yiuii8777ujjij 4 роки тому

    local boomer can't keep up with modern kids game

  • @Sonokido
    @Sonokido 6 років тому +3

    poop