AMBERLYNN HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND & CAN'T SEE THE RED FLAGS

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 788

  • @ZacharyMichael
    @ZacharyMichael  27 днів тому +48

    Make sure to watch my video about Cindy’s tarot card reading about Amberlynn’s love life: ua-cam.com/video/KE-aO2fdUmg/v-deo.htmlsi=ZuCsxGI3TgdaCsHA

  • @Mindyournachos
    @Mindyournachos 27 днів тому +1009

    The biggest red flag is dating somebody who falls in love with everyone they "meet" on the internet! Ridiculous.

    • @SimplyCheryl
      @SimplyCheryl 27 днів тому +11

      Right? The gf needs to look Amber up

    • @BeerMe831
      @BeerMe831 27 днів тому +61

      @@SimplyCheryl I'm willing to bet that all of these girls know exactly who Amber is, and know that her "love language" is buying them shit to keep them to stay. The whole relationship with Wifey seemed transactional and that Wifey was using Amber to get free stuff.

    • @PennyLynnBettorf
      @PennyLynnBettorf 27 днів тому +40

      This! It is very dangerous for her to be doing this...smh she claimed that Fleline was the "one that got away"..."the most passionate relationship she's eve been in"...yet she was "in love" with someone else before Faline even moved out...smh she's insufferable and delusional!

    • @katodd2925
      @katodd2925 27 днів тому +21

      She’s gonna get scammed very badly if she keeps doing this. I KNOW trolls are messaging her trying to make her “fall in love”

    • @WhyDodo
      @WhyDodo 27 днів тому +21

      It’s absolutely wild to me that (if we believe her), she has “been” with THREE others since her break up with Faline a year ago!
      1. Fell “in love” with someone while still living with Faline.
      2. This Valentine person.
      3. Literally 2 weeks after the supposed break up, she’s in love again.
      Emotional dependency is a drug for her.

  • @SuperCosmos24
    @SuperCosmos24 27 днів тому +474

    Oh thank god. My emotional support lesbian aunt is here to hold my hand.

  • @blahbleh8199
    @blahbleh8199 27 днів тому +670

    Amber tells us there are no red flags while LITERALLY DRESSED LIKE A RED FLAG I AM SCREAAAAAAAAMING

  • @Jhojsh101
    @Jhojsh101 27 днів тому +396

    PLOT TWIST…. maybe ALR doesn’t see the red flags because SHE IS THE RED FLAG

    • @longwhitecloud8059
      @longwhitecloud8059 27 днів тому +36

      the red flag is coming from inside the house!!!

    • @M_Night_Shamalamadingdong
      @M_Night_Shamalamadingdong 27 днів тому +12

      Lol ALR is even dressed as a red flag for this video

    • @kinkykitty77
      @kinkykitty77 27 днів тому

      You win the gorlworld internet today

    • @Nzbutterfly503
      @Nzbutterfly503 27 днів тому +2

      ​@@M_Night_Shamalamadingdonghaha was about to say that 😂

    • @herboilingpoint
      @herboilingpoint 27 днів тому +8

      Something about the red flag being the red flags we made along the way

  • @Anibunny
    @Anibunny 27 днів тому +217

    If her city has such a "hoppin'" gay scene. . .why not focus on trying to find a partner that is in the same city as her????

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 27 днів тому +46

      I think Amber doesn't know how to talk normally to adults her own age. She is very awkward.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 26 днів тому +3

      How? she can only meet someone online, so why not cast the net further

    • @lydiaj7492
      @lydiaj7492 26 днів тому +26

      Because she knows that going out locally and flirting, trying to meet someone, would end up in public humiliation for her

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 26 днів тому +5

      @@lydiaj7492 Exactamundo

    • @Anibunny
      @Anibunny 26 днів тому +16

      Y'all. I am not saying her dating locally would solve all her relationship issues. Lisarae is right. She is awkward. She's also immature, very selfish, and a liar. She has a lot she needs to work on if she is ever going to be able to have any kind of healthy relationship.
      But long-distance relationships are even worse for her and her channel since she wants to vlog about it. It just seems silly for her NOT to focus locally because it is easier content for her in addition to simply being able to meet the person sooner and actually do things together. And I am not saying she flirts with people out in public either. Just limit her online dating net closer to home.
      As a side note, the fact this Tommi person has a plane ticket to see Amber after such short of time makes me think we are at least in for a train wreck.

  • @Aikonomiko
    @Aikonomiko 27 днів тому +337

    Shes taking the « lesbians moving in together after one date » wayyyy too seriously

    • @user-rz9rq7pp2b
      @user-rz9rq7pp2b 26 днів тому +7

      It's her culture ~~~~

    • @raven_moonshine39
      @raven_moonshine39 26 днів тому +7

      Seriously. To have the uhaul ready before you even meet in person is wild even for lesbians

    • @Kloetenhenne
      @Kloetenhenne 24 дні тому +4

      It is hilarious 😂 I have heard of it so many times and thought it was an exaggeration.. now I almost believe it is true 😂

  • @UltimateNachos
    @UltimateNachos 27 днів тому +186

    1. Her mom does look Native American.
    2. A middle school dance has more relationship stability and growth.

    • @theshunnedBandersnatch
      @theshunnedBandersnatch 27 днів тому +44

      Very much agree with #1. I wonder if it's a case of grandparents/great grandparents saying "oh no, we're xyz" instead of their actual ethniticy to better blend in. A lot of families have done or still do that.

    • @popartpistol
      @popartpistol 27 днів тому +16

      She told us her mom was half Native so I'm not sure why she's pretending it's just people in the comments wondering.

    • @Jama380
      @Jama380 27 днів тому +40

      I think she is. Amber was just caught in a lie, and had her mom lie for her lol. Just like Zach said it was weird for her to say "apparently I am Portuguese'

    • @Nzbutterfly503
      @Nzbutterfly503 27 днів тому +12

      She does i thought she was part native american indian tbh

    • @angelastacey728
      @angelastacey728 27 днів тому +13

      As a Native American myself, Mama-Lynn is definitely Native American

  • @PorcelainRequiem
    @PorcelainRequiem 27 днів тому +183

    This is why I think Valentine was fake. She conveniently ended that "relationship" as soon as she found a real gorl, and is already moving on. Plus, she didn’t cry and mourn Valentine like she did with the other gorls.

    • @maxe-f9812
      @maxe-f9812 27 днів тому +22

      I wonder which is worse, her faking valentine this whole time or her moving in the new love of her life a couple weeks after breaking up with the last one

    • @PorcelainRequiem
      @PorcelainRequiem 27 днів тому +20

      @@maxe-f9812 the answer is yes.

    • @maxe-f9812
      @maxe-f9812 27 днів тому +3

      @@PorcelainRequiem 😂

    • @TheLittlePaintAndLiz
      @TheLittlePaintAndLiz 27 днів тому +1

      Came here to say this

  • @obvlit2560
    @obvlit2560 27 днів тому +219

    She's like "she doesn't bring out my clingy, needy, codependent behaviour because she's just as clingy, needy, and codependent as me" and then insists there are no red flags.
    I guess ~soft love~ is just when both people are love-bombing each other 💁‍♀

    • @chevisx
      @chevisx 27 днів тому +18

      It makes me think of when she said Wifey has bipolar and that makes them “perfect” for each other

    • @SnailShoes
      @SnailShoes 27 днів тому +13

      Sooooo she described literal codependency 😅 Christ this girl, please.

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 26 днів тому +4

      Lol I have a girlfriend with Co-dependancy, it's hard but I'm working with her to help her through it. And to be fair...i've known my girlfriend for 15 years not a week lol.

  • @kaykay1113
    @kaykay1113 27 днів тому +477

    You cannot tell me that she didn’t already have a backup while dating “Valentine”. It hasn’t even been two weeks since they apparently broke up. She says she’s not a cheater but somehow always has someone lined up to take her partners spot.

    • @momomomo__
      @momomomo__ 27 днів тому +105

      valentine probably wasn't real, but she wanted to make beck and destiny jealous, so she made her up. this time around she actually started talking to someone and needed to "break up" with valentine to be with a real person, hence the two week break between girlfriends. it also checks, because this new girlfriend reveal is how she's always behaved when there was a new girl, despite her suposed growth when keeping valentine private. there was no valentine, so she didn't have anything to talk about, it was never her learning to keep a relationship lowkey.

    • @Meggaaaaa
      @Meggaaaaa 27 днів тому +29

      @@momomomo__I agree w this!! Def was fake and then needed to break up when she actually found someone new

    • @raebsen
      @raebsen 27 днів тому +22

      If she did make up having a gf, that's incredibly weird to do. Creepy weird.

    • @SimplyCheryl
      @SimplyCheryl 27 днів тому +1

      Exactly

    • @rufus1966
      @rufus1966 27 днів тому +4

      I think it's the same person. She doesn't want to say she took her back

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified 27 днів тому +86

    the way she talks about new relationships stresses me out so bad. if I was dating someone for maybe a week tops and they said we were "destined by the universe" i'd block them

    • @thatfuzzypotato1877
      @thatfuzzypotato1877 27 днів тому +20

      I legit got called "the one" on a 1st date with a dude I met through a dating site. Ran fast as I could from that!

    • @raven_moonshine39
      @raven_moonshine39 26 днів тому +6

      @@thatfuzzypotato1877 Yes! I ignored it once and I never will again. That may have been the shortest relationship I've been in, but it was by far the most toxic. Now that's an immediate nope for me.

  • @alliedevine
    @alliedevine 27 днів тому +293

    It is already so incredibly dangerous to meet a complete stranger you met online after only like 2 weeks but to fly them to your home??? She got lucky with wifey but one of these days she’s gonna end up getting, at best, scammed and at worst, seriously hurt by one of these instagram dm “girlfriends”

    • @averagechickfitness4184
      @averagechickfitness4184 27 днів тому +57

      Right?!? How are the people in her life not telling her how dangerous this is!!!! She just admitted her “ex” was living a double life despite being on FaceTime all the time!

    • @SimplyCheryl
      @SimplyCheryl 27 днів тому +17

      She also did this with every other gf. Destiny, Becky and K

    • @magdlynstrouble2036
      @magdlynstrouble2036 27 днів тому +18

      She did get scammed by Fleen. She took Amber for all she could get.

    • @RhinestoneEyes-
      @RhinestoneEyes- 27 днів тому +4

      So she's either know this gal a matter of 3 weeks ...or she had her eye on her while valentine was around ORRR she's still with valentine but Alfie some reason she's lying that they broke up ..*cough Alex feline *cough*

    • @deezyhope675
      @deezyhope675 26 днів тому

      Her way of talking has changed again 🤔

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 27 днів тому +316

    Exact same story with every relationship. She "falls in love" so fast, and it's always so intense and passionate. She's in love with the idea of falling in love that she gets into a relationship so fast without thinking it through.

    • @biohazardg1rl
      @biohazardg1rl 27 днів тому +32

      and it’s always “nothing like any other relationship she’s ever had”

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 26 днів тому

      She has NPD; seriously, look into it. She doesn't love anyone

    • @MizzShanny315
      @MizzShanny315 26 днів тому +2

      Problem is She is so desperately wanting to have that " Romantic Story Book Love" and it's just not happening for her the way she wants, so she does what she's been doing and we can all see how that's working out for her....

    • @lottiecash
      @lottiecash 26 днів тому +2

      i think she would benefit from dating someone in person before jumping into a relationship (and having them move in right away)

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 26 днів тому

      @@lottiecash What difference does it make? She has NPD. Jesus fuck

  • @Rachael_Brielle
    @Rachael_Brielle 27 днів тому +503

    My therapist told me that dating with someone with (unaddressed) BPD is the relationship equivalent of being hit by a bus. It’s totally unfair and ignorant of her to keep bringing women into her mess.

    • @user-uh9lf3hi8u
      @user-uh9lf3hi8u 27 днів тому +33

      She's selfish

    • @nikkydalby7126
      @nikkydalby7126 27 днів тому +64

      Even BPD aside (which the BPD being unaddressed is absolutely wild) she’s got severe childhood trauma, probably some kind of relationship “trauma” to get through (since she’s always painting the picture that she’s a victim in every scenario of her life, that’s something she should unpack with a therapist), & not to mention her eating disorder & issues with food! At a minimum she should be single for the rest of the year and see a therapist weekly, if not twice a week for the first month or so!

    • @zoorenard1101
      @zoorenard1101 27 днів тому +61

      As somebody with BPD, this is 100% accurate. You need your shtick together first, or it will never ever work.... And its gonna be your fault.

    • @Abigail13255
      @Abigail13255 27 днів тому +3

      Been there done that can confirm

    • @kuromi3z
      @kuromi3z 27 днів тому +16

      as someone recovered from bpd yeah but this is lowk insensitive and demonizing

  • @sarahw8083
    @sarahw8083 27 днів тому +197

    The fact she spends that much time justifying this “relationship” to her viewers is her just trying to justify it to herself cause deep down she knows she crazy for this 🙄

  • @ferchio4801
    @ferchio4801 27 днів тому +62

    "i haven't felt this way in a long time" 😂😂 i swear she said the same shit about the last 2 girls!

  • @ogeleazar
    @ogeleazar 27 днів тому +183

    Amber got a new girlfriend faster than she quit semaglutide

    • @Nzbutterfly503
      @Nzbutterfly503 27 днів тому +4

      Faster than her waddling to the door to get uber eats 😂

  • @ogeleazar
    @ogeleazar 27 днів тому +192

    Amber collecting girlfriends like they’re Pokémon cards

  • @dasloyal
    @dasloyal 27 днів тому +76

    This woman plays. it's all she does. She plays health. She plays youtuber. She plays influencer. She plays romantic partner. Nothing real about her.

  • @somecanadiangirl1
    @somecanadiangirl1 27 днів тому +106

    Amber really heard the stereotypes about "U-haul lesbians" and took it as a CHALLENGE

  • @Rikku147
    @Rikku147 27 днів тому +132

    Soft Love sounds like SUCH a tiktok term. I beg people to just...go to therapy, stop aesthetically categorizing everything in their lives.......

    • @wellFthisS
      @wellFthisS 27 днів тому +10

      The soft love talk had me cackleeen for real

    • @ashleyfrowen1279
      @ashleyfrowen1279 27 днів тому +8

      she ABSOLUTELY heard someone use the term “soft love” and raaaaan with it

    • @user-rz9rq7pp2b
      @user-rz9rq7pp2b 26 днів тому +3

      Soft glove ✨

    • @bananamanchester4156
      @bananamanchester4156 17 днів тому

      Remember when she was with Wipey and it was "beautiful love" and they were whispering into each others mouths? 😂

  • @SimplyCheryl
    @SimplyCheryl 27 днів тому +86

    Last year she got dumped to the fireworks 😂

  • @EmperfectXO
    @EmperfectXO 27 днів тому +66

    How neat is it that someone can unpack 30+ years of trauma in just a couple visits with a BPD specialist AND find their triggers/how to cope while still using it as an excuse to behave the way she does. Shes a genius that gorl.

    • @erika2m16
      @erika2m16 27 днів тому +2

      They can't. She's just a liar 😂

    • @EmperfectXO
      @EmperfectXO 27 днів тому +3

      @@erika2m16 oh I know 😭 it's delulu

  • @Claravoyagee
    @Claravoyagee 27 днів тому +94

    Not me reading “meeting my girlfriend in PRISON”

    • @user-uh9lf3hi8u
      @user-uh9lf3hi8u 27 днів тому +13

      Omg that would be some good content

    • @longwhitecloud8059
      @longwhitecloud8059 27 днів тому +15

      that would probably be both smarter and safer than the Girlypop Method™️

    • @Dude50066
      @Dude50066 27 днів тому +8

      I would totally watch prison gf content lol

    • @popartpistol
      @popartpistol 27 днів тому +6

      At least if she met her gf in prison she'd be aware of their record. Slommi Tommi's background is a complete mystery right now.

    • @Frankieb_22
      @Frankieb_22 27 днів тому +3

      Would love an ALR/Love After Lockup crossover

  • @Mopednerd
    @Mopednerd 27 днів тому +88

    She's parroting everything she's watched on tiktok when she's pretending to have done so much work on her mental hUUUUlth 😅

  • @j0rcant
    @j0rcant 27 днів тому +36

    “This current relationship has improved my mental health” girlie it’s been a week MAYBE

  • @alaskancatmama
    @alaskancatmama 27 днів тому +95

    It makes sense she always gets broken up with in the summer months! Her gf’s want to get out and do things but they have a 500 ball and chain attached to them.

  • @rivers0ng
    @rivers0ng 27 днів тому +111

    This is how people with bpd can act but what infuriates me is she remains untreated when she has the money and resources to not be. She gives us bpd folk a bad name and I hate it

    • @sjacobs246
      @sjacobs246 27 днів тому +2

      Preach

    • @raven_moonshine39
      @raven_moonshine39 26 днів тому +2

      Seriously. She treats her diagnosis as a get out of jail free card instead of something that actually needs to be addressed

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 9 днів тому

      Me @ my dad lmao

  • @desmondhume
    @desmondhume 27 днів тому +156

    there are some videos she uploads that make me immediately want the official ZM reaction and this was definitely one of them

    • @Mamalinz50
      @Mamalinz50 27 днів тому +4

      Me too! I thought to myself that Zach was going to have so much fun with this one 😂

    • @ryansansom2778
      @ryansansom2778 27 днів тому

      Same

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 26 днів тому

      @@Mamalinz50 He sucks

    • @ToriTurtle30
      @ToriTurtle30 26 днів тому

      @@johngilmore697 that was random, who sucks?

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 26 днів тому

      @@ToriTurtle30 Zach sucks

  • @toastyreviews420
    @toastyreviews420 27 днів тому +85

    Amber loves saying "lOvE kNoWs No TiMeLiNe" to justify her being a red flag

  • @BlackandDeckerPeckerWrecker
    @BlackandDeckerPeckerWrecker 27 днів тому +52

    Why is no one talking about the fact that shes watching fireworks from the breakdown lane of a 3 lane highway!! Dumbest idea ever!

    • @Feynix4
      @Feynix4 27 днів тому +14

      No one is accusing her of being the brightest bulb

    • @VivaLaMe04
      @VivaLaMe04 25 днів тому +5

      It's actually pretty Oklahoma thing to do honestly... Lol

  • @dramaqen14
    @dramaqen14 27 днів тому +51

    New theory! Valentine was made up so Amber could spill tea on wifey and once she got a real girlfriend she killed off “valentine”

  • @MartinGiadrosich
    @MartinGiadrosich 27 днів тому +54

    I don't think she knows the difference between love and lust.

  • @harperleigh3732
    @harperleigh3732 27 днів тому +23

    I question the sanity of someone who chooses to enter into a relationship with Amber

  • @AF-uk5ug
    @AF-uk5ug 27 днів тому +71

    I feel like amberlynn is feeding her mom lies and making her lie to the camera too 😢

    • @Mamalinz50
      @Mamalinz50 27 днів тому +5

      I think it’s the other way around; Amber is feeding MamaLynn lies and asking her to lie on camera!

    • @m1r4828da
      @m1r4828da 27 днів тому +15

      @@Mamalinz50I felt that way when her mom recounted her coming out story, which we already know is just a plagiarized version of Casey’s

    • @Citykitty23
      @Citykitty23 27 днів тому +12

      @@Mamalinz50yes the ethnicity narrative and the coming out story

    • @AF-uk5ug
      @AF-uk5ug 27 днів тому +11

      @Mamalinz50 sorry, that's exactly what I meant.. English is not my 1st language 🥲 I edited so it makes sense now

    • @basketballchick93
      @basketballchick93 27 днів тому +2

      Yes!! I’ve been thinking this for a while now. Definitely made her mom lie about her coming out story.

  • @Aj-michele
    @Aj-michele 27 днів тому +16

    If theyre already saying the L word, then theres your red flag girl. And why does she think everyone shows/needs to show red flags within the first couple weeks of knowing them? YOU DON'T KNOW THEM, OF COURSE YOU WON'T KNOW THEIR RED FLAGS RIGHT AWAY!!! It can take MONTHS, sometimes years before you see that!

    • @raven_moonshine39
      @raven_moonshine39 26 днів тому

      Exactly! Most people are on their best behavior for the first few weeks sometimes months. Plus they're still in the honeymoon stage so of course they're going to be ignoring all the red flags. To quote Bojack Horseman, “When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags”

  • @melon9944
    @melon9944 27 днів тому +115

    Okay this is so minor but ALR using “nationality” instead of “ethnicity” got me. Girl you and your mom’s nationality is American, I don’t think either of you have ever even left this country! ALR couldn’t even name a country in Europe 😂

    • @user-uh9lf3hi8u
      @user-uh9lf3hi8u 27 днів тому +15

      The only map she's focused on is the one she uses on snapchat to stalk her current partners

    • @MelodyKristensen
      @MelodyKristensen 27 днів тому +2

      This went through my head too.

    • @magdlynstrouble2036
      @magdlynstrouble2036 27 днів тому +13

      Amber thinks Portugal is in S America which means her mom is Native American!

    • @Jenninka
      @Jenninka 27 днів тому +1

      She can’t find Russia on a map let alone Italy

    • @momomomo69
      @momomomo69 27 днів тому +16

      Remember when she said she "would love to travel to North Korea"? 🤣

  • @TamaarN
    @TamaarN 27 днів тому +22

    amberlynn doesnt fall in love with the person, she falls in love with the feeling of a new relationship. its new, exciting and fun.
    also every single time she gets a new gf its the exact same thing " i never felt this way before, this person makes me feel the happiest ive ever been, this person is showing me what i am worth" blablabla. amberlyn is a walking, running (welll.....) red flag. also her constantly bringing up her "BPD" is really pissing me off
    Her claiming she became aware of her self and learned about her triggers and how to deal on her own damn self.....GORL!!! majority of people with bpd go through years of therapy to even learn what bpd is and what it does. it took me 1 1/2 years of DGT to learn about what my triggers are and how to become stable, followed by 2 more years of therapy to learn even more about deal with my triggers. and here she is claiming she did that herself....BFFR

  • @jessicacathrine1
    @jessicacathrine1 27 днів тому +22

    She’s genuinely taking advice from Life Plus Cindy and I cannot think of a worse person to get advice from.

  • @alexisStewart11
    @alexisStewart11 27 днів тому +37

    I met my husband Nov 2004, we got married January 23 2005. We will have been married 20 years in January.
    BUT! We were 19, and he was a Marine going to war. We met in person, not online. We were infatuated, and our brains were not developed yet. We took a huge risk and it could have tanked so fast.
    But we grew and learned together, worked through really tough stuff. I can't imagine Amber putting in that kind of work/effort. So for her to use stories like mine as an excuse for her decision... crazy, uninformed, delusional.

  • @crystalmeier6579
    @crystalmeier6579 27 днів тому +128

    Vaping right next to her mom, absolutely disgraceful.

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 27 днів тому +12

      I hope her mom keeps calling her stupid for it. Imagine getting high in front of your own mother who once upon a time lost custody of all 4 children, 2 of which were adopted out of the family. It is beyond..something. Past rude .

    • @boywonderless
      @boywonderless 26 днів тому +3

      No respect for her mom's sobriety. It's all about the giant 🍒.

  • @handofchaos
    @handofchaos 27 днів тому +23

    Is the "soft love" thing from TikTok? Amber always absorbs people's personalities from TikTok. I wonder if a creator she follows on there uses the term "soft love". Also Amber IS the red flag.

  • @AprilLBolton
    @AprilLBolton 27 днів тому +23

    None of them fit her well because they’re meant to be thigh/knee length dresses and she’s wearing them as shirts…

  • @MikayleeLaarveld
    @MikayleeLaarveld 27 днів тому +100

    she is so incredibly cyclical it’s astonishing

    • @viewandchew
      @viewandchew 27 днів тому +16

      Absolutely. No self recognition at all

    • @Citykitty23
      @Citykitty23 27 днів тому +11

      It really is like dejavu every damn time. I mean word for word! 😂

  • @the_keto_dealer
    @the_keto_dealer 27 днів тому +29

    “Fuc- fireworks, Embrace trains” I think I feel a new T-shirt coming on😂

  • @rebeccawilliams2424
    @rebeccawilliams2424 27 днів тому +37

    Healing? We dont know her.

  • @Bleepbloopblarp
    @Bleepbloopblarp 27 днів тому +19

    It’s not “love” it’s called limerence. She needs therapy.

  • @bonniegirl5034
    @bonniegirl5034 27 днів тому +30

    Poor Miss Amber has no idea what love is. All she knows is the excitement of meeting someone new. I honestly don’t think she’s capable of love, because of her array of personality problems.

  • @lfi7885
    @lfi7885 27 днів тому +26

    Again? Like not even new content. New girl same dialogue. "I never felt this way" like give us something else. She really said copy paste my feeling

  • @73245bibi
    @73245bibi 27 днів тому +19

    The nightmare before Christmas dress looks like the themed scrubs at a vet’s office

  • @byroad3
    @byroad3 27 днів тому +48

    Very Oklahoma thing to go around asking people what tribe they’re in.

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 27 днів тому +2

      My husband is Native and he looks it so he gets asked a lot in Arizona. Amber's mom does have that look to her a little bit, the super long hair adds to it.

  • @Quantamtechtonics
    @Quantamtechtonics 27 днів тому +35

    "Wait - go back to the cursed bird!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ogeleazar
    @ogeleazar 27 днів тому +46

    Amber breaks up with girlfriends faster than Destiny broke that couch in HomeGoods

    • @KM-st3vv
      @KM-st3vv 27 днів тому

      Omg good thinking

  • @elizabethbrown5289
    @elizabethbrown5289 27 днів тому +11

    Amber breaks up with someone that she was going to move into her house and then 2 weeks later has a new girlfriend who she's ready to move in. Wtf? She needs therapy so much. She is so empty

  • @lindseyirene5836
    @lindseyirene5836 27 днів тому +10

    Shes talking about how shes never felt a love like this one but the other girl was about to move in in like 3 weeks? delusional fr

  • @malinm558
    @malinm558 27 днів тому +46

    Almost faster than a beanbag in a hurry

    • @theTerriberg
      @theTerriberg 27 днів тому

      What does beanbag in a hurry refer to

    • @kylieadams3841
      @kylieadams3841 27 днів тому +1

      ALMOST 😂😂

    • @kylieadams3841
      @kylieadams3841 27 днів тому +8

      @@theTerribergthere's a video from a couple of years back where a stranger referred to her as a bean bag in a hurry when she barged out of a restaurant door. She didn't hear it at the time but we all did 🤣🤣

    • @theTerriberg
      @theTerriberg 27 днів тому +1

      @@kylieadams3841 omg really!

    • @wintersupremacy
      @wintersupremacy 27 днів тому

      @@theTerribergadding onto that other persons comment, he didn’t direct it at her but considering the timing, lol

  • @ElleW18
    @ElleW18 27 днів тому +61

    Po with his lil blanket cave 🥹

  • @eviedoe8062
    @eviedoe8062 27 днів тому +12

    So the new gf likes Halloween and Nightmare Before Christmas…😂

  • @ogeleazar
    @ogeleazar 27 днів тому +33

    Amber gets a PhD from the University of Greys Anatomy yet can’t keep a girlfriend

  • @purgal5250
    @purgal5250 27 днів тому +12

    I used to be a Torrid 2 and there is no way ALR is only 2 sizes bigger than what I ever was. The problem is she buys dresses too small hoping they are stretchy, and wears them more like long shirts.

    • @christinelawn867
      @christinelawn867 27 днів тому +5

      I agree with you I am size 2 in torrid soon size 1. No way she can be size 4🤥 🥴I am in low 200s while she is near 500s.

    • @SuperK3691
      @SuperK3691 27 днів тому +4

      Exactly! I'm in the mid 200's and I wear a 2 or 3. There's just no way lol

  • @EveAndHerThieves
    @EveAndHerThieves 27 днів тому +21

    I'm currently at home feeling miserable about my bird who flew away two days ago. I'm glad to have a distraction for a minute!

    • @s.stevens4520
      @s.stevens4520 27 днів тому +1

      Birds are meant to be free!

    • @Citykitty23
      @Citykitty23 27 днів тому +3

      Oh my god 😩😭 I’m so sorry 💔

    • @EveAndHerThieves
      @EveAndHerThieves 27 днів тому +4

      @@s.stevens4520 unfortunately he's a cockatiel in the middle of Utah. :(

    • @christi776
      @christi776 27 днів тому +2

      I'm so sorry 😞

  • @carolineparkinson7214
    @carolineparkinson7214 26 днів тому +4

    Imagine having so little respect for your grandmother that you make her sit in the back seat amongst the shopping!

  • @genericcosplaygirl
    @genericcosplaygirl 27 днів тому +19

    “fuck fireworks, embrace trains” I need that as a shirt now

    • @roxazaloah
      @roxazaloah 25 днів тому

      With "CHOO CHOO BITCH" on the back 🚄🚆🚅🚂🚉🛤👟🚃

  • @villainouslips
    @villainouslips 27 днів тому +4

    I’m not American but I’m so confused why all these fireworks are happening and it’s not even dark outside, seems like a waste?

    • @emma2370
      @emma2370 26 днів тому

      I am american and honestly I’ve never seen fireworks lit until it is dark. It is a waste.

  • @charlie_reviews_stuff4853
    @charlie_reviews_stuff4853 27 днів тому +15

    My partner and I are both on the autism spectrum and not to be a stereotype but we love trains and could not be bothered to give a half of a fuck about fireworks. So from our family to yours, fuck the fireworks and embrace trains.

    • @raven_moonshine39
      @raven_moonshine39 26 днів тому +1

      Honestly though, fireworks are such a sensory overload. I've never fully understood the fascination.

  • @bhandlon
    @bhandlon 27 днів тому +81

    The “train fascination to autism diagnosis” pipeline is something to look into 🎉😂❤

    • @apatchofblue69
      @apatchofblue69 27 днів тому +6

      👀🤣 I love trains

    • @rachael5025
      @rachael5025 27 днів тому +2

      👀

    • @theshunnedBandersnatch
      @theshunnedBandersnatch 27 днів тому +4

      I was listening to that part whilst driving and I was like waittt is Noel one of us?!

    • @Undeniably_Asher
      @Undeniably_Asher 27 днів тому +6

      I’m autistic and have many autistic family members. Not one of us who are diagnosed has a train obsession but one of my family members who doesn’t have an autism diagnosis (self diagnosed or formal) was obsessed with trains as a child (went on to have an Agatha Christie obsession) and does have some other traits but I try to not bring it to a person but let them bring it to me if they are questioning if they are autistic.

    • @piixeltune
      @piixeltune 26 днів тому +5

      as an autistic person i don’t think this is a polite thing to say to a stranger. we don’t know noel at all and suggesting looking into an autism diagnosis strictly because he likes trains is rude imo.

  • @jaeclay7447
    @jaeclay7447 27 днів тому +23

    She is desperate

  • @kirby9833
    @kirby9833 27 днів тому +28

    to quote lyrics from an indigo girls song ".....and the next time I fall I'm gonna have to recall
    It isn't love it's only something new"

  • @rent.4376
    @rent.4376 27 днів тому +8

    No red flags? Girl, it’s been 6 hours!!!

  • @michelleowens810
    @michelleowens810 27 днів тому +10

    Where 👏🏿 is 👏🏿 Mama 👏🏿 Lynn's 👏🏿 Oscar 👏🏿?!?!?
    First the coming out story and now this?
    That woman is giving it her all trying to verify the lies Amberlynn has been telling us for years.
    (Please don't mistake this as my being anti MamaLynn. She's the best thing to happen to Amber's channel in a hot minute and I love her)

  • @ericawolak2238
    @ericawolak2238 27 днів тому +37

    Soft love is something they introduced in Bridgerton this season. Francesca kept insisting she could have quiet love and it didn't have to be fiery to be real love. Then, she was lusting over her husband's cousin by her wedding night. Long story short, love without passion isn't real.

    • @michaelabrianna7554
      @michaelabrianna7554 27 днів тому +6

      Least we know she watches Bridgerton lol. Gorl doesn’t have an original thought to save her life.

    • @ashware
      @ashware 26 днів тому

      wait was that the female cousin that was introduced and was going to Scotland with them? I haven’t read the books and was very confused by the tension in that interaction

    • @ericawolak2238
      @ericawolak2238 26 днів тому

      @ashware Yeah, in the book his name is Michael. SPOILER BUT NOT REALLY FOR THE SHOW BECAUSE THEY ARE SO OFF BOOK AT THIS POINT Her book is called When He Was Wicked and OMG 🥵. People are upset because 1, her book is the steamiest, it can still be with an f/f relationship and he taught her a lot and she has a sexual awakening that can fit, but he is also trying like hell to get her pregnant because she wants a baby, he is dealing with the guilt of not only taking his cousin's title but also his wife, all the drama that made her book just the best and deepest is all dependent on her partner being a man so we will get none of that.

  • @sugarhighbakedgoodsllc213
    @sugarhighbakedgoodsllc213 27 днів тому +35

    Never did I think I would hear Zachary Michael talking about/knowing ICP lyrics 😂

    • @ElleW18
      @ElleW18 27 днів тому +2

      The effing magnets line is a classic tbh

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  27 днів тому +22

      In grad school my coworkers and I were very fascinated with Juggalo culture after we watched a documentary called American Juggalo lol. I know a bit too much about them lol

    • @thekaiestbean
      @thekaiestbean 27 днів тому +3

      ​@@ZacharyMichaelYOOO come gather next month!!! 😂😂

    • @Kat-Has-Cats
      @Kat-Has-Cats 27 днів тому +4

      ​@@ZacharyMichael"magnets, how do they work?" flies first class in my vernacular.

    • @breamarin444
      @breamarin444 27 днів тому +1

      @@ZacharyMichaelI had the same phase and consumed allll the juaggalo docs 😂

  • @myownbravado
    @myownbravado 26 днів тому +5

    I’m almost positive all this “work” she’s been doing on her BPD is just her watching other girlies talk about their experiences on TikTok and convincing herself that’s a substitute for therapy. Like yes you can learn a lot about yourself through listening to other people, but that’s not enough!!

  • @bonniegirl5034
    @bonniegirl5034 27 днів тому +17

    Zach, my neighbors were setting off fireworks last night (July 8th), starting at TEN O’CLOCK. 😡😡😡😡😡
    Its time to stop these shenanigans.

    • @paulap6363
      @paulap6363 27 днів тому +1

      Mine have been going strong every night since Sunday 🙄

    • @thebutlerdiditagain
      @thebutlerdiditagain 27 днів тому +1

      Same!! People in my neighborhood will do it all summer 🙄

  • @bhandlon
    @bhandlon 27 днів тому +17

    Oh Amberlynns fascination with the nightmare before Christmas is because she’s perpetually stuck as her 17 year old self - some emo or goth girlies from our generation always love nightmare before Christmas. She holds onto her emo self as a millennial even though she truly is a beige millennial at heart. Just another personality trait that isn’t hers hahah

  • @Alibeeee
    @Alibeeee 27 днів тому +9

    I wonder what her definition of “love” is. I feel like her emotions are very shallow and based solely on whether or not her partner is fawning over her and complimenting her. If she doesn’t get that then she freaks out and starts exhibiting controlling behaviours pushing her partners away from her.

  • @bribri2367
    @bribri2367 27 днів тому +14

    I’m sorry she’s so desperate like I’m a bit repulsed by it lmaooo. She sounds manic with her description of her “relationship” with this new girl. You were just about to move someone in august 1st but now you’re meeting someone completely different and I’m sure they’ll move in September 1st at this rate.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 9 днів тому

      I would run away if anyone I dated behaved like her at all let alone after a week of talkin* long distance 😂

  • @SeontaSkky
    @SeontaSkky 27 днів тому +12

    My neighbor is the person in the world who is still setting off fucking fireworks. It's literal hell for WEEKS!!

  • @willowingwhispers2612
    @willowingwhispers2612 27 днів тому +10

    Funnt thing was when i first saw the thumbnail, I didn't recognize the woman as her mother and i was like "huh...her new gf looks way older than her..." And then i realized who it was and choked on my drink.

  • @regularperson5595
    @regularperson5595 27 днів тому +9

    IDK if this is a cultural thing but I would never let my grandma sit in the back while I sat in front with my mom. It just seems rude. Is that just me? Could also be that ALR can't fit back there but idk

  • @OGMatty420
    @OGMatty420 26 днів тому +5

    Saying “we see each other being together for a long time” after two weeks of not even meeting in person, is a huuuuuuuuuge RED FLAG.

    • @raven_moonshine39
      @raven_moonshine39 26 днів тому

      It might even be THE red flag honestly

    • @OGMatty420
      @OGMatty420 24 дні тому

      @@raven_moonshine39 no THE red flag is amber herself 🤣

  • @xtinkerbellax3
    @xtinkerbellax3 27 днів тому +11

    A recess relationship, her relationships are for the playground.

  • @brinka7918
    @brinka7918 27 днів тому +6

    standing on a side of a freeway to watch fireworks right next to your car is truly american

  • @ashleighbryce1072
    @ashleighbryce1072 27 днів тому +31

    I hope her pets were okay when all these fireworks were going on and they are home alone ☹

    • @jenmonty1007
      @jenmonty1007 27 днів тому +8

      Omg I'm sure her pets were fine

  • @blink_nimbledigit
    @blink_nimbledigit 27 днів тому +10

    Obligatory what do YOU know about trains? 😜😂

  • @breamarin444
    @breamarin444 27 днів тому +6

    Does anyone else think Valentine was fake and she had to fake break up with her (which is why she’s low key been so chill about this whole “breakup”) because she met the new GF online and didn’t wanna chance loosing out on a new caretaker for her fake Valentine.

  • @caycehelderman9254
    @caycehelderman9254 27 днів тому +13

    My neighbor is still shooting fire works….make it stop!!!

  • @ShannonFord1977
    @ShannonFord1977 27 днів тому +8

    She is a narcissist. It’s another cycle. Enter the lovebomb phase.

  • @AA-tv5gv
    @AA-tv5gv 27 днів тому +37

    HOW does she find all of these partners when some of us are chronically single 😭😅

    • @goldilocks8235
      @goldilocks8235 27 днів тому +23

      Anyone who messages her will do the standards are no where near

    • @Lindsay-Txv
      @Lindsay-Txv 27 днів тому +29

      Because she has no standards. I’m sure most of us could find all these partners if we were desperate to. I’m just speaking for me but I’m 30. I can get someone if I wanted but I’m not gonna settle for just anyone. I’m too old to be dating anyone and everyone.

    • @jray5907
      @jray5907 27 днів тому +10

      ​ @Petri555 true, I was single for YEARS but I was also picky and I did date but I wasn't ever in a serious relationship until not long ago. I'm also in my 30s, and I think she's just stuck in a teens mindset.

    • @Jama380
      @Jama380 27 днів тому +3

      Because she classically is a love bomber who will pay for things and buy expensive gifts. People online love that. Little effort, large payout.

    • @desubysnusnu
      @desubysnusnu 27 днів тому +5

      Quantity over quality

  • @taylordyck3825
    @taylordyck3825 27 днів тому +4

    her saying her mental health "improved" after she met this person is insane...

  • @ghoulishgoose
    @ghoulishgoose 27 днів тому +8

    amberlynn needs to look up the word limerence because that's what "love" is to her

  • @leena_loo
    @leena_loo 27 днів тому +8

    Looking forward to the inevitable compilation videos of Amber saying all this exact same nonsense at the beginning of every relationship she’s started while on UA-cam

  • @annatttttttt67584
    @annatttttttt67584 27 днів тому +12

    I'm so happy Amber finally found one true love! For the first time ever she can see clearly that other girls were trash and treated her like shit ❤

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 27 днів тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @cayceebeau7714
    @cayceebeau7714 27 днів тому +7

    I’m impressed at the whole conversation you had about trains and not once made a suggestive joke 😂 I was waiting for it!

  • @kylesugarman
    @kylesugarman 27 днів тому +8

    I'm out of things to say other than I cannot stand this woman 😭

  • @justjamie1715
    @justjamie1715 27 днів тому +31

    She's really embracing the BPD instead of working on her issues. She's never going to learn.

    • @popartpistol
      @popartpistol 27 днів тому +2

      She thinks being diagnosed was the end of the work, not the beginning.

  • @svddenevphoria
    @svddenevphoria 27 днів тому +7

    Usually I dont feel any type of emotions towards anything Amber does, it’s just entertainment but the whole girlfriend thing is actually so weird to see. Like we know she’s delusional but this is next level 😭😭

  • @Cheyscrochetshop
    @Cheyscrochetshop 27 днів тому +12

    Not me wearing a nightmare before Christmas shirt as you speak 😂 it's def a personality for me at least. I even have an original opposable jack skellington doll in a shadow box.

  • @DoopDudesVault
    @DoopDudesVault 27 днів тому +26

    THATS NOT WHAT GOLDEN HOUR MEANS!! Golden hour means the time of day when the natural lighting is perfect for photos, NOT "you look golden." 😤😤😡

    • @tle8137
      @tle8137 27 днів тому

      Bestie…she’s an idiot 😂