REACTING TO AMBERLYNN TRYING PROTEIN
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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amberlynn's fave phrase is "im not a ___ girly, BUT" and then immediately enjoy whatever the blank is
I will try to figure out why this is for the rest of my natural born life I swear. It doesn't make SENSE!
Even she knows she has 0 personality!
She doesn't know what kind of gorlie she is, she only knows she does not like the kind of gorlie she is. So whatever she does, it does not represent her. In her head. Maybe.
Babe wake up, Zach is making amberlynn watchable
Really is the only way I can watch amberlynn 😂
@@LadyAustonz
I don't watch ALR just your videos
Just watch Zach for ALR too
@@LadyAustonSame. I normally watch ALR through Zach. I’d rather not give my views to Amber.
The cereal having more screen time than ALR's family BBQ is so funny to me 😂😂
well fud is the only thing she really cares about
Shows where her priorities are... fuud!
"I was looking for my phone"
Me instantly worried about where mine is even though I'm watching this video on it.
Saaaame
Never related to a comment more
REAL
@donnagriffie7676 just my life constantly. Looking for my glasses that are on my head, ect
Relatable. I'm a 25 year old iPad kid xD
With the day I've had it's nice watching Amberlynn to remember my life could always be sadder
hope your day tomorrow goes better!! ( ◜‿◝ )♡
@@killuwumi thank you, my anxiety is in hyperdrive 😮💨
She is a great resource for that ❤ hang in there, champ
She cannot let go of her addiction on her own no matter how many times she repackages the whole weight loss journey thing.
The “let’s vlog wifey reorganise the pantry for the 5th time this month“ era was a molment
why does she think we can’t go back and watch old videos just like she can?? she literally provides her own lying evidence
Ikr!!?!?!? I thought exactly the same
I think she does it on purpose... she knows a lot of people will go back and re-watch her older videos, thus providing her more views, thus giving her more money.
@@KelseyDunlevy I’ve never thought about that but it definitely makes sense
I think she is genuinely a pathological liar and doesn't even realize she is contradicting herself and lying. She literally reworks reality around what is most comfortable for her.
The “protein thing” wouldn’t be so annoying if she was actually finding her protein in unprocessed foods. Let’s get some vegetables and grilled chicken, miss ma’am. Protein cereal is fine as a crutch but I don’t think 100% of your diet should be sugary processed snacks. This is just junk food with a healthy disguise.
It's a very early 2000s approch, weighing the Special K and all. I think it's another instance of being mentally stuck in her teenage years.
Yes, it is frustrating to watch because this is just another excuse for her to eat her processed junk shite food. If she was really worried about nutrients, she would have jus eaten lots of unprocessed, natural meat, eggs, lentils/beans/chickpeas etc. I would have respected her if she would say "hey, I missed my junk food, and I'm going to eat shit".
She's been eating steaks, eggs, and protein shakes already so I don't see how the protein cereal was necessary, she should just buy more eggs and have a stock of hard boiled eggs kept in the fridge if she wants a quick snack with protein, or some cottage cheese. She said she likes salmon too, could have some smoked salmon in a salad with hard boiled eggs. We just don't know nutrition like she does
Missed opportunity to name this video "Amberlynn comes out as a meat girly" 😂
i wonder if the uptick in processed protein snacks had something to do with the "random" swelling
No it was probably the water ph again 😂
What is so frustrating is that she is not treating her edemas. There are things she can do to help those conditions according to medical professionals.
Yes, but that would require her to reduce her carbohydrate and sodium intake..and gorlie ain’t doing it.
Is edemas an actual word!?😂😂😂😂
Literally no exercise ever, just eating and talking about eating and bingo.
What are you talkeen about? She walks miles with Twinkie every day! /s
When did she claim that there was exercise in the video?
I guarantee she's adding old clips because she thinks she looks so much better now. I truly believe that.
Yup.
She's so skinny now I'm worried about her protein intake too 😂
Good for her :D
I've never left a comment before, but I did want to thank you for your content. I've been watching you for a little over a year now and your videos have really helped me through a dark time in my mental health. Your videos often were the highlight to my day and made it possible for me to keep going. Thank you so much for what you do & being who you are. 🙂
Zach is a comforting human for sure. Hang in there ❤
Yes, please hang in there ❤
Positive vibes your way 🖤
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❤ glad you're here
Gurls gotta make up all that protein she's missing from eating family size flaming hot cheetoes 😂
I was just watching that Mukbang last night 😂😂😂😂. Both of them 😂😂😂
@@LunaMoonah It was an instant classic 😂
Her new hyperfixation on protein is so weird
She's been cosplaying as a fitness influencer for years 🤷♀️ this is not her first time being obsessed with protein lol
I know a lot of the high protein stuff, like the Quest products, are also low carb (because my T1D mom eats them for that reason) so maybe this is ALR’s soft launch back into keto
Did anyone else skip past the Glitters & Lazers clip to see if Potato would be able to move the blanket aside?
I skipped but because she annoys me too much to watch for no reason 😂
@@texastoast1825same!
I got an ad that began with, "Menopause can change your hair" halfway through the video 😂
Very appropriate. Lol
Not Po trying his hardest to take off the cone and giving up!
Wasnt one of her most popular videos just her eating an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting? Not a meat girlie...😂
Also I love how you "uh huh" along with her as shes rambling on... it has me giggling the whole time😂😂😂
4:00 poor poseph trying to escape the cone of shame
Love love love how Zach is matching Poe’s cone - fashionistas, fashion icons
If she cut way back on the sodium like those meat sticks/rolls and processed foods plus did dry brushing or lymphatic massage her swelling would be so much better. Heaven forbid she actually try to solve an issue instead of complain and use it for an excuse
She claims she lost faster with OMAD. Expensive shots aren't working as well.
Because she’s convinced herself that she has to be eating constantly while on ozempic or she’ll fade away to nothing. Which we all know entirely defeats the purpose
Girlie should try some ground beef and melk. The ultimate protein cereal.
oh yeah a milksteak
She will quit these shots within a month. She is already starting with excuses
I think this quest for protein, especially through more processed, sugary channels, will lead to her downfall this cycle. Both the tracking and the over abundance of fake sugar is going to make her spiral.
last time, she ate pints of sugar-free protein ice cream.. and then quit keto because she had stomach issues (which were likely caused by the fake sugars she ate)
@@lottiecashomg sugar free ice cream is especially heinous for digestion with all the lactose. my friends and i (all lactose intolerant) have all noticed that consuming dairy with a lot of real sugar, like in ice cream, curiously doesn’t trigger or triggers less symptoms. besides many sweeteners are a laxative in big amounts so that doesn’t help either. i can eat a pint of normal ice cream with little symptoms but the one time i ate a pint of sugar free it was 🫣🫣🫣 an ordeal
Love that you and Potato are matching with your blue 💙
I’m so glad that ALR finally is getting enough proteins
I think we need to see Zach with a bow in their hair.
Omg. Po trying to get under the blanket made me and my hubby lol. Bless a pup in a cone!! Martini head!
Martini head 😂😂😂
🤣 I’m going to use martini head as a jokey insult from now on anytime someone does something that’s stupid but adorable
Anna/ glitter and lasers was also on ozempic and she was almost certainly sponsored in the protein snacks video.
Allegedly.
There is protein in an entire cooked chicken...😂😬🤦🏼♀️🙄
I don't know how anyone can stand her or live with her. I guess that's why she's alone now.
This is the earliest I’ve EVER been to a Zachary Michael video!
Hey Zach, about to eat my breakfast, and yesterday I did my last exam and I‘m graduating from my university! Watched your videos even before entering uni and now I am ending it, seems surreal ❤ if you ever plan on visiting Korea (where i’m graduating) i’d love to help to be a tour guide hh
it's so craysee to me that she wants to "share her journey" with us and overshare about things, but then won't share with us the full truth about her journey (the smoking + ozempic) like...... she needs to get off youtube stat
Those evil egg rolls caused a flair up.
Po in the back having trouble getting comfy with his cone on 😭🥺❤️
drink every time she says protein
Please no, I have a family 🥲🥲🥲
Must have compilation or her saying I am not a meat girly while eating a whole rotisserie chicken with her hands😂
I think Amber is scared of hair loss and so she is finally focusing on that. Her hair is part of her identity and what makes her "pretty" so..there is that.
Poor Po trying to get comfy. ❤
He was trying to get that wretched cone off! Had me dying! lol
She’s doing everything right, she says, just after showing herself eating two food truck egg rolls 🙄🙄
When i was recovering from numerous surgeries after a blood infection, they wanted me to drink protein drinks. The more i could the better i would supposedly heal.
Protein, zinc, and vitamin c is the holy trio of healing (especially for major wounds)
@@thatfuzzypotato1877- And lysine.
The compilation took me OUT. Also thanks for the shoutout!!
For her to say she’s not a meat girly but literally did an entire rotisserie chicken mukbang, is wild.
Mehlk, moulmehnt, oh mah gah
not me finishing up watching your stream reupload to see this uploaded 🥹 you rlly keep me so spoiled bestie 🖤
Not Amber reminisceen on her own past eateen molments 😌
this took me out bestie i'm cackleen
She’s reminiscineeen to draw out that run time and try to keep viewers by using her old clips
Rrminisceeen about old footage she used to mark up the time but never rrminisceeen on all the times she was manipplelating her audience
Most of that "protein" foods are full of other things you don't really want either - milk protein blend, artificial sweeteners, "oil blend". Stick to clean food that has not been processed.
Po is making me depressed lol. I hated to put a cone on my dogs head, I ended up getting her a soft one that looks like a flower and I worked great! However I still felt bad so I got her boots to not lick her feet and somehow I felt less bad?
My little gorl was given a Velcro doggy baby-grow situation type deal to wear after her spay 😂
I've said it before I'll say it again, I am convinced that ALR watches QuirkyLoveRosee and is copying her.
Also repeating again that she likely does have ADHD, amidst the various things she's claimed to have that one actually makes sense, she has all the hallmarks as someone who's got it. Her well intentioned organisation followed by complete disarray after a few weeks. Starting and stopping things even when they work or are going well because she's bored or easily deterred by one failure. Her picking up and dropping hobbies and people, her adapting her personality to whoever she likes at the time. Her constantly forgetting she's said something then contradicting herself (though part of this is honestly just the result of lying often), the fact that she feels the need to eat when shes not even hungry because it's not food she needs, it's dopamine and food is easy dopamine (lots of ADHD people are overweight, me included, because of this), impulse shopping and being flippant with money (it only works out for her because she earns enough to not notice or get into debt).
I'm no doctor, I'm just a neurodivergent idiot but I've not been wrong yet in my guesses on people who later get diagnosed and I hate to admit it but I have stuff in common with her that is due to my ADHD. That said I think a diagnosis would potentially just give her more reasons to make excuses and she wouldn't take any ADHD meds or do any work to help her symptoms until she actually grows in therapy which we alllll know she's not going to do. That's not the ADHD, she's just also too self absorbed to admit she might be the one fucking her life up.
And when we talk protein... it's real protein, nothing to do with snack-like stuffs
Silly girl - questioning the measurement. Bakers weigh all our ingredients since measuring cups can vary greatly.
They don’t very actually, it’s how people fill them up or how they can be filled. 08 liquid ounces is still eight liquid ounces, but obviously cereal will have a lot more air between so it would weigh differently.
@@aduckofsomesort Agree that liquid measure is great but dry measuring cups can vary greatly which is why I weigh those ingredients.
I can't with Po😭😭😭
Thought you were just hauling ass today before I realised I had you on 1.5 speed lmao
"MELK" 🥛
Aigs 🍳
Alloves
BOLTH
Translate to English 😂
Zach saying comedy made me think of(welcome to the stage) “coma-dee”
Omg, shout out to Colin! I stumbled across him a couple of months ago. Seriously underrated channel. Nice Zach!
That lady advertising all that protein stuff is nutty, all that junk food is trash. Protein cheezits are no better than regular cheezits.
Not Zachary Michael calling the protein girlies out while I sip my Quest protein drink 😂
3:56 it’s a Poopbun variant, for sure
21:46 My exact reaction too… I’m so tired of her being “dumb” and “quirky” on purpose.
ALR is sooo ill informed, the ozempic knockoff she is taking is not addressing her lipo/lymphadema swelling.. it mau be addressing her total body inflammation due to her cutting sodium , drinking more BUT most people with lymphatic issues require special wraplping therapy and consistent exercise to address those issues
ALR being an expert on measuring her food and protein reminds me of the time she said horseback riding was evil and wrong after seein one headline by PETA or something 😭 lmao
she's absolutely prepping us for a gaining video, I had that thought when I watched it first through Alex's channel. CycleLynn is out
I’m not “comment on a UA-cam video” girly but here’s a comment anyway.
Just wondering… in Italy, a portion of Protein Kellog’s Cereal is 40gr not 59gr. I find it crazy
Amber Lynn acting like she's going to wither away if she doesn't eat enough Protein is laughable! It's going to take a while before her body starts eating away at her muscle. If she keeps losing weight. It's going to go through fat first. She has nothing to worry about and when she said something about maintaining her muscle, I almost spat out my water. What muscle is she maintaining? Her muscle has probably atrophied from her lack of moving for years. It's really harsh to say, but it's the absolute truth. It's just another excuse for her to eat. This is unfortunately not going to work just like everything else because she cannot supersede her need to eat. She needs mental help and is trying to do a quick fix and it's not going to work
Do you think she will be like 40 years old and vlogging about losing the same weight? Kind of weird to think about 🤔
My mom had to review her medical paperwork this weekend for a review thing & she started yelling my name and going “you’re gonna die!!!” so I ran in there and she told me she has sludge in her gallbladder and we laughed our asses off. Thanks Amby for the laughs boo.
The consistency of Zachary Micheal is amazing
Your dog trying take off the cone is my favorite part of the video by the way 😅
5:15 hhahahah not me walking away 🚶🏻♀️… hearing Anna … only to come back to my phone and ask 🔊 “How’s ol’ Glitterz on my phone now?” ⬅️ To then go back to Zach’s main
channel and click right back on this video Hahhahahahhah
I'm sorry I'm too distracted by little Po and his cone 😭
That little Potato face in that cone!!! 🥰 Oh, and I would loooooooove if you started reacting to Glitter and Lazers, bestie!!! You'd get so much material!
Glitter and lazers can be so annoying. Have you seen the videos of her in a Target changing a mannequins clothes, because she didn't like what it was wearing? 🙄 So obnoxious, I'm sure the employee who had to change it back was thrilled with the extra work. Megan Anne has some great videos about her.
Sounds like rage bait
@@glittery_cucumberyou would think but she deleted the video after people called her out and went about pretending it never happened. She really thinks that everything she does is adorable and can’t tolerate any reaction that isn’t an @sspat.
I will confess, I sometimes enjoy vegan/vegetarian infighting. Arguing over whether it is okay to feed your pets meat, honey, wool, which products you just have to accept in your lives. . .it's just fascinating as an outsider.
*It tastes amazing. Wow*
Is something only Amberlynn Reid would say about *_cereal_*
Theres a yogurt called ratio protien that gives half a daily amount of protien in one cup. She doesnt need this processed crap, she just likes to eat.
Poseph fighting for his life in the background is so distracting 😂
It’s not soggy because she probably normally uses twice as much milk..
Po struggling in the back with the cone is killing me omg 😂
Amber ranting about accuracy of measurements and then uses a scale to measure a volume of milk. She’s so infuriating
I kind of wonder how a scale can measure ml, she said she switched something in the settings but how would that even work?
@@glittery_cucumber it’s going off the density of water, is my guess
She's looking kinda plump
laughing at po trying to take his cone off the whole video
Maybe it's not swelleeen, maybe all that proteeen is giving her a Popeye layggg 😮😂
Glitter and Lasers: im on a high protein diet
Glitter and Lasers: eats a bunch of processed junk food with some added protein 😂
7:18 can’t help but notice po getting annoyed at the cone in the background 😂 bless him
This protein kick is another excuse to eat junk
I've gone to three different stores in search of suddenly salad brand classic pasta salad and all three stores were OUT, so I'm watching Zach to save me from my sorrows and torment of this mortal plane
fantastic t-shirt Zachary
Just had a menty b, using this to regulate my nervous system 😂
Watching Poe try to negotiate the blanket was the best part if the video lmao
I lift and run (when it s not 40c outside like it has been this week) and I am less worried about protein than Amber lmao. It’s good she’s getting her protein in but she’s almost treating it like a fad diet
About protein foods... Maybe it was targeted at bodybuilders years ago but really, now it's targeted at everyone :D To be honest if someone wants to eat cereal, they are way better off eating proten cereal and not regular one. It's way more satiating, and yes, you were right it's more crunchy because it's protein cereal. It's made of peas usually and it doesn't soak so quickly. It's tasty, I eat it sometimes with yoghurt. Yeah she could just eat more chicken, but there is nothing wrong with protein drink or cereal.
not po literally fighting for his life to get comfy poor guy 😭
I kind of get organizing things even knowing you will make it a mess eventually. It’s kind of like saying you might as well not clean up your home because it will get dirty/messy again. You just have to re-organize it more often than she does probably 😂
this is the earliest ive ever been🤣🤣
Not the cone of shame