SPORE Is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No exploits - Spice Only Challenge

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @92309858
    @92309858 5 років тому +3278

    New sub here, hellooooooooooooooooo everyone:D

    • @derblanke7510
      @derblanke7510 5 років тому +40

      Hello there!

    • @PeterButchens
      @PeterButchens 5 років тому +47

      And a spiffing good evening to you as well. Sit down, relax and have a cup of tea~

    • @johnbrown1090
      @johnbrown1090 5 років тому +19

      Peppermint Tea @@thespiffingbrit

    • @PeterButchens
      @PeterButchens 5 років тому +18

      @@thespiffingbrit I can only offer spanish orange at the moment, but what can you recommend to our new sub?

    • @jakeglozier3964
      @jakeglozier3964 5 років тому +4

      Welcome

  • @thesteelrodent1796
    @thesteelrodent1796 2 роки тому +483

    fun fact about Spore: all the creatures, buildings, and vehicles you create are saved as .png files which (besides being viewable as any PNG image) contains all the metadata needed to generate the creature. So you can literally take those .png files and send them to your mates to share your creations, and all they have to do is plop the images into their game folder to load them.

    • @kingmasterlord
      @kingmasterlord 2 роки тому +16

      would you like me to send you the Manjaw?

    • @Spiketrooper
      @Spiketrooper 2 роки тому +8

      So it basically works like Minecraft skins? I legit did not know this

    • @Aether.522
      @Aether.522 2 роки тому +7

      That’s actually really cool, I never knew that.

    • @joekyu2517
      @joekyu2517 2 роки тому +4

      Koikatsu does the same thing, it’s a pretty cool concept tbh

    • @CharlesDantonio3
      @CharlesDantonio3 2 роки тому +2

      @@joekyu2517 sorry I’m not familiar with that game, mind explaining what it is?

  • @bobsmith8510
    @bobsmith8510 5 років тому +3023

    British monopolizing the spice trade has never been a bad thing. In fact its the opium strategy.
    Whoops I meant optimal.

    • @aboredprophet8128
      @aboredprophet8128 5 років тому +99

      OH! OH SHII----

    • @IWoSITheDirector
      @IWoSITheDirector 5 років тому +63

      Weeze gettin historical up in this bitch!

    • @davidhaaijema4521
      @davidhaaijema4521 5 років тому +55

      Don't mind us Dutch pirating your ships and conquering your spice trade.

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 5 років тому +12

      @@thespiffingbrit Spore Vult?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +3

      Anglica Vult!

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 5 років тому +1592

    "No one likes the cell stage"
    Me: *Cries*

    • @crowbar900
      @crowbar900 5 років тому +9

      I disagree, the cell stage is the worst

    • @crowbar900
      @crowbar900 5 років тому +32

      No offence to you guys tho, but I can't stand it, the only reason I play the cell stage is for the consequence card

    • @ocirothederpfestor
      @ocirothederpfestor 5 років тому +97

      I LOVE SPORES CELL STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Grinkle550
      @Grinkle550 5 років тому +89

      i love the cell stage aswell. it's so fun to do. my least fun was the space stage tbh

    • @liljarantala9207
      @liljarantala9207 5 років тому +52

      I like all of the stages. I *LOVED* the cell stage as a kid. It was so cute and nice.

  • @nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997
    @nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997 5 років тому +1489

    "A tea shipment arrives at your door, what do you do?"
    As an American I feel like there's a fourth, ocean related option there

    • @sansfan2549
      @sansfan2549 5 років тому +20

      Lol me too

    • @DragonSparks
      @DragonSparks 5 років тому +140

      I wonder how many tea leaves you would need to put in the ocean to turn the ocean into tea...

    • @user-sf9jb3ts3e
      @user-sf9jb3ts3e 5 років тому +109

      @@DragonSparks more than 1 leaf

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 5 років тому +48

      @@user-sf9jb3ts3e r\technicallycorrect

    • @echoweeibo
      @echoweeibo 5 років тому +5

      Same

  • @MasonMacArthurDotCom
    @MasonMacArthurDotCom 5 років тому +537

    "Cars are practically free when you have as much money as I do"
    -The Spiffing Brit

    • @ayeyefookinw0tm859
      @ayeyefookinw0tm859 5 років тому +2

      luke roboto he’s more up himself then jake paul
      I LOVE IT!!!

  • @MrVeps1
    @MrVeps1 5 років тому +458

    "The defense systems you really needed was tariffs."
    Pure genius.

    • @WiscoDrinks
      @WiscoDrinks 5 років тому +4

      I heard those were racist.. or something. lol

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 років тому +4

      @@WiscoDrinks They can be, but they aren't inherently. They're a sort of extra tax on goods originating outside of a country.

  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk 5 років тому +2561

    _the spice must flow_

    • @emilgardis
      @emilgardis 5 років тому +129

      He who controls the spice controls the universe.

    • @imienazwisko6527
      @imienazwisko6527 5 років тому +22

      the tea must flow*

    • @MagicGumable
      @MagicGumable 5 років тому +27

      @@thespiffingbrit It is time to COLONIZE the ENTIRE galaxy for maximum S P I C E.

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus 5 років тому +11

      @@imienazwisko6527
      _The spiced tea must flow_

    • @faogx
      @faogx 5 років тому +13

      14:29 artillery bombardment and warcrimes... yep that sounds like valefisk

  • @fedos
    @fedos 4 роки тому +240

    "You just ran over some natives."
    That's colonialism for you.

    • @crazyhayden
      @crazyhayden 3 роки тому +4

      Wait, you’re not meant to do that..?
      - Brits

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 5 років тому +595

    you cant have someone who is british with brit in their name play a game and not exploit it and its resources

    • @astolenusername7675
      @astolenusername7675 5 років тому +17

      Not a Dog especially when it’s spice
      *cough cough* india

    • @128daz
      @128daz 5 років тому +10

      I think you mean gift them with costly tea in exchange for a bit of land and silly freedoms

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 5 років тому +3

      That's the British spirit!

    • @rjwhaley7382
      @rjwhaley7382 5 років тому

      Especially spice

  • @TheOrbitalDropShock
    @TheOrbitalDropShock 5 років тому +646

    I just hate it when I'm on a business trip in my car and accidentally eradicate an entire species by running them over. It really ruins the day.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 5 років тому +18

      It's the irish

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 роки тому

      @@runedoom wtf did you just say

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 роки тому +2

      @@runedoom that fell flat

    • @gamersland2557
      @gamersland2557 4 роки тому

      Yeah seems to happen a lot when building space colonies and running errands for other, less advanced alien races

  • @Despotic_Waffle
    @Despotic_Waffle 5 років тому +248

    10:33 "There we go, the brown nation have also accepted our trade deal." -British East India Company buying all of India circa 1700

  • @bergix3
    @bergix3 4 роки тому +104

    7:15 "I don't care if they are not happy, its not my fault" - probably is the most british thing i've ever heard.

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 3 роки тому +2

      Bri'ish?!

    • @waspman7775
      @waspman7775 3 роки тому +1

      That’s what they said when the Americans were unhappy about the taxation of tea

  • @KevinMcScrooge
    @KevinMcScrooge 5 років тому +620

    As an American, I am legally obliged to toss your tea into the water.
    Then complain about not having tea.

    • @whywasimadetofeelnothingbu1991
      @whywasimadetofeelnothingbu1991 5 років тому +89

      Jacob Davis Real Americans brew their tea in the harbor, and then dump the tea back into the harbor

    • @nhdan1501
      @nhdan1501 5 років тому +6

      Blasphemy

    • @SwordlordRoy
      @SwordlordRoy 5 років тому +22

      The obvious answer is option D
      "We were merry, in an undertone, at the idea of making so large a cup of tea for the fishes."
      -Joshua Wyeth

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 5 років тому +2

      @@whywasimadetofeelnothingbu1991 is that why when americans make tea it tastes like piss and shit?

    • @blakeburnett6316
      @blakeburnett6316 5 років тому +30

      @@Scoffslaphead72 Are we to assume you have consumed both?

  • @pm146
    @pm146 5 років тому +360

    The cell stage was my favorite part... Killing cells, eating them, getting stronger... That was so fun

  • @PastTimer
    @PastTimer 5 років тому +424

    That moment when the Cell Stage always was your favourite part of the game.

    • @sedriklp578
      @sedriklp578 5 років тому +20

      Same with me

    • @Tryhard_Pants
      @Tryhard_Pants 5 років тому +16

      Same

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 5 років тому +23

      I know, it was a shame it was so short

    • @dandyl1on
      @dandyl1on 5 років тому +10

      Same. Only stage my then girlfriend liked.

    • @Ruffo324
      @Ruffo324 5 років тому +15

      Same here, I always found this stage too short.

  • @ghohenzollern
    @ghohenzollern 4 роки тому +111

    Huh, weird, everyone I knew played the cell stage, loved it, played the land stage, loved it, got to the tribal stage, couldn't figure out what the frick to do, and quit.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 4 роки тому +9

      The game has yellow text boxes and goals to help guide the player, what parts were they confused about?

    • @ghohenzollern
      @ghohenzollern 4 роки тому +10

      @@naturegirl1999 Been a while since I looked at it, but I seem to remember the goals didn't make sense and the help boxes didn't explain how to actually get to the goals.

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah the last stage was a drag and really wasnt that great

    • @zs5946
      @zs5946 3 роки тому +1

      Cell Stage was actually my favorite!

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 3 роки тому +1

      well i loved the tribal stage and hated the land stage, im built different

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs 5 років тому +131

    He is *LITERALLY* going over and sticking a flag into their city and saying.
    "No flag, no country!"

    • @jackdog06
      @jackdog06 5 років тому +1

      We don’t need a flag, we live ‘ere!

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 5 років тому

      "No flag, No Country!"
      *Plants flag and speaks about the superiority of the mighty EU*
      -European Union in a nutshell.

  • @Nothingtoseehere997
    @Nothingtoseehere997 5 років тому +85

    I like the cell stage. But i do find it regrettable that it are always the same cells swimming around.

    • @constantdemonics
      @constantdemonics 5 років тому +3

      Unless the servers are working XD

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 5 років тому +9

      @@constantdemonics then it's 5% cool stuff and 95% cocks

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 Рік тому

      Try out Fl0w if you ever get the chance ;) It's pretty much the cellstage and nothing else.

  • @kurtmayer2041
    @kurtmayer2041 5 років тому +181

    "naturally they're going to be wanting to go out and colonise immediately"

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 років тому +258

    "Absolutely no one likes the cell stage."
    *sad Ross noises*

  • @maris627
    @maris627 5 років тому +913

    • @mumfol4791
      @mumfol4791 5 років тому +99

      Cell stage is a good stage and should have been expanded upon!

    • @lucapiemonti3584
      @lucapiemonti3584 5 років тому +48

      That makes two of us then. It's the stage i like the most.

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 5 років тому +19

      I like the cell stage too

    • @sarahjames3103
      @sarahjames3103 5 років тому +18

      I like the cell stage as well

    • @Goannadria
      @Goannadria 5 років тому +24

      There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +1313

    It was basically the original No Man's Sky except it barely got fixed

  • @jakesteinberg5902
    @jakesteinberg5902 4 роки тому +87

    This game needs a remaster so badly, it could have a really striving community with modern aspects implemented

    • @pengil3
      @pengil3 3 роки тому +14

      seeing how EA owns the game, the remaster will have a DLC that adds each stage

    • @justanotherfangirl2398
      @justanotherfangirl2398 2 роки тому

      Look up the eternal cylinder

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 роки тому

      Spore 2

    • @embelished_meister500
      @embelished_meister500 Рік тому +1

      If it gets a remake, it needs to be done by someone other than EA, preferably an indie studio, cause we don’t want EA’s greedy, grubby, disgusting hands anywhere near Spore.
      You know what, a studio that could perfectly remake Spore is most likely Hello Games. They know their stuff with randomly generated content so it wouldn’t be that hard for them, plus they also care about their audience.

  • @Peter-wy9kj
    @Peter-wy9kj Рік тому +46

    my only complaint about the cell stage is that it's too short, i love that stage so much and i wish if it was a bit longer, or more varied, or anything really

    • @ManlyKirby
      @ManlyKirby Рік тому +4

      it used to be my favorite stage when i was little (my small brain couldn't comprehend any other stage)

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 10 місяців тому

      THRIVE

    • @62049
      @62049 9 місяців тому

      I like cell stage

  • @FamiliarGecko
    @FamiliarGecko 5 років тому +391

    I like the cell stage. I actually think it's too short...
    (not joking)

    • @xavierbailey4506
      @xavierbailey4506 5 років тому +7

      There are games on the cell stage now

    • @_APV_
      @_APV_ 5 років тому +4

      @@xavierbailey4506 Give some examples please.

    • @sziaen3388
      @sziaen3388 5 років тому +4

      @@_APV_ just look up spike viper he has some

    • @sawyer3818
      @sawyer3818 5 років тому +9

      The cell stage is fine to me, I’m glad it’s short because it gets repetitive. If it didn’t get repetitive then it probably would have been my favorite.

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 5 років тому +11

      I love the cell stage.

  • @jordananderson2728
    @jordananderson2728 5 років тому +151

    "Question one: Steal the -spice- tea trade. That's not a question, but -the Dutch- Spiff did it anyway." We could make a religion out of this.

  • @pancakes320
    @pancakes320 5 років тому +326

    "You just ran over a load of natives over there"
    British colonialism in a nutshell.

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 5 років тому +13

      Colonialism in a nutshell.

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 5 років тому +2

      @@anexplosion5436 there's no such thing as colonialism do you mean "British Colonialism"

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 років тому +31

    11:41 It looks to me like that vehicle specifically went out of its way to run them over, too.

  • @CrispyMuffin2
    @CrispyMuffin2 5 років тому +182

    Spore, 11 years old, still better than all EA titles since 2016

    • @hermandegreat4168
      @hermandegreat4168 5 років тому +23

      Still hoping for spore 2

    • @mariofan055
      @mariofan055 5 років тому +7

      Apex is pretty decent

    • @Conoert
      @Conoert 5 років тому +7

      Ea bad

    • @abpzxa8213
      @abpzxa8213 5 років тому +7

      @@Conoert [0.28 dollars has been deposited in your account]
      Thanks for supporting the family, dear consumer. - EA

    • @grease7425
      @grease7425 5 років тому +1

      JESUS IT'S 11 YEARS OLD!

  • @skullsquad900
    @skullsquad900 5 років тому +204

    I've had a great many debates over SPORE, the conclusion I've come to is: It was ahead of it's time, and all it needed to fix was control of your colonies over the galaxy.
    If it was made with what we have now it would've been the best game ever.
    IMPO: I don't care what anyone else thinks. This game was the best thing of my childhood and I would love to see it remastered!
    Playing, GOD, creating and destroying Life with the presss of a button...it's beautiful, and I haven't seen anything else even come close to it.

    • @Ruthun92
      @Ruthun92 5 років тому +22

      I liked the game too, but it should have been waaaayyy better than the dumbed down offering we got

    • @ghillieguy52
      @ghillieguy52 5 років тому +5

      Love this game, like the civ stage bsst but admit they should've focused on a robust creature stage. Maybe add the other stages as separate games that could interlock.

    • @gangsterpigeon2112
      @gangsterpigeon2112 5 років тому

      Spore Thrive More or less Spore the way ir was supposed to be. Check it out its still in a really early stage.

    • @skullsquad900
      @skullsquad900 5 років тому

      @Draydin Bardon Indeed, why thank you!

    • @Bakedgamer1
      @Bakedgamer1 5 років тому +1

      @James VerHulst @Draydin Bardon I used to play B/W 1&2. Had it on disc and have lost the disk, is there a way to get it online now.

  • @jhallberg702
    @jhallberg702 5 років тому +82

    For reference everyone- there's a massive catalogue of spore creations updated daily available online created by the community (mostly ridiculously complex ships). Because the Spore servers are down, the only way to get them is to download them directly- but they are out there. Spore isn't dead. It's just... abandoned by the developers and a pain to make work. But you can make it work, if you try hard and believe in yourself.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 5 років тому +1

      Mostly shitty first creature stage creatures*

    • @mateusztadeusz
      @mateusztadeusz 5 років тому +3

      yeah, i am logged to spore, servers are running

    • @Whydoineedahandlepissoff
      @Whydoineedahandlepissoff 5 років тому +2

      MediocreMedic The spore servers are glitched, you need to delete the login file from the App data, this will reset it and then you can log in successfully.

    • @LordHookie
      @LordHookie 5 років тому

      Why does everyone think the servers are down?

    • @Whydoineedahandlepissoff
      @Whydoineedahandlepissoff 5 років тому +2

      Kieran Allen Because you can't log in to the servers without having to delete some code and Re installing the game through origin and not steam

  • @mrsnow367
    @mrsnow367 5 років тому +111

    Take a shot every time he says “tea” or “city”

  • @antivanti
    @antivanti 5 років тому +309

    Now THIS is a Tea-Series I can get behind!

  • @MosasaurCatcher
    @MosasaurCatcher 5 років тому +231

    I thought your shift from HOI was a bad thing but now I understand it's the person playing the game, not the game

    • @Connor._.06
      @Connor._.06 5 років тому

      No homo

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 5 років тому

      Tbh after a year of waiting for man the guns I've gotten pretty bored of HOI. Still like EU4 even though the DLC system is worse than the state of zimbabwe's economy.

  • @Hootie.
    @Hootie. 5 років тому +83

    3:59
    It for sure looks ready to oppress the irish

    • @badge6211
      @badge6211 5 років тому +1

      So true, and so sad

  • @KillaBitz
    @KillaBitz 3 роки тому +40

    C: Start new life in the Tea mines. (then I can roll around in Tea all day and get paid for it. What a majestic career path)

  • @MalekiRe
    @MalekiRe 5 років тому +119

    I like the cell stage the best.

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 5 років тому +29

      Agreed, it's the only stage where the physical design of your species actually effects how the creature functions. Also it's short, sweet, not grindy and for a brief while you feel excitement for what comes after until you remember you're not playing the 2006 demo you're playing actual Spore.

    • @pikarai4682
      @pikarai4682 5 років тому +2

      yea, same

    • @starbucks2101
      @starbucks2101 5 років тому +3

      Me too only thing that makes me want to play again

    • @ButzPunk
      @ButzPunk 5 років тому +4

      This a hundred times.
      My rankings of the stages looks something like this:
      Cell-----Space------------------Creature------------Cities/Tribal
      Cities and tribal suck because they have basically no replayability, due to playing out exactly the same every time. Creature suffers for the same reason, but at least you can have fun customizing your creature. Space stage still lets you do all the fun bits of the other stages (customising buildings, etc.), but has a bunch of extra stuff as well (though it gets grindy and playing whack-a-mole with pirate attacks is just annoying).

    • @gameoa1163
      @gameoa1163 5 років тому +1

      Yeah cell stage is the best

  • @deatheven13
    @deatheven13 5 років тому +137

    Aww ... I like the cell stage. '_'
    Also full yay for space spore.. you could do a whole series of that. I could see the British using planet killers.

    • @Davums
      @Davums 5 років тому +2

      I like cell stage too :c

    • @Andre-gn4sj
      @Andre-gn4sj 5 років тому +1

      same...
      i like every stage
      not so much the second stage becouse i already maxed it out once
      getting 5,5,5,5 5,5,5,5 stats
      fat af and only 2 spine bones
      but i got the best character possible
      and cookie was its name xD
      compleatly useless in the spore galaxtic adventure expansion... rip could not give him anything of the new stuff.
      edit: i really like the 4th stage but its just so short its easy to win it
      just get cannons everywhere send your trops to take the spice and to the friendly guy on the continent you trade with
      and when he finaly dies by the agressive person there you take everything one by one and place cannons last step get rid of every unit in favor of flights then go and take the remaining 6 cities
      to easy. i always start on the 4 city continent the 6 city continent would be more fun i guess... :(

    • @daemonbane1
      @daemonbane1 5 років тому +1

      Same here, The cell stage is simple, but being only 10-15mins long so it never overstays its welcome

    • @edenmairay60
      @edenmairay60 5 років тому

      Same

    • @hog21
      @hog21 5 років тому

      Me to

  • @EpicAlucard
    @EpicAlucard 3 роки тому +72

    I actually just got this game on steam 2 years ago and I’ve come back to it recently. Got further than I ever have, playing better than I did when I was younger, it’s fun and I’ve been enjoying it. Aside from the steam version crashing a lot in creature stage(I’ve learned to save a lot). But aside from that it’s still a nice casual game 👌

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 2 роки тому +2

      Frequently pausing and saving has gone from something that I rarely do to a regular habit because of this game

  • @FluidRat
    @FluidRat 5 років тому +19

    Therapist: The British aren't real. There's no reason to be afraid of them
    TSB: SPACE TAXES

  • @drew1132
    @drew1132 5 років тому +89

    2:41 ...the cell stage is my favorite...

    • @jebacpis869
      @jebacpis869 4 роки тому +3

      My 2nd favourite stage :(((

    • @averagegamer5322
      @averagegamer5322 4 роки тому +5

      Best stage

    • @real.7773
      @real.7773 4 роки тому

      No

    • @happifty2534
      @happifty2534 4 роки тому +2

      Splish splash your opinion is trash

    • @drew1132
      @drew1132 4 роки тому +7

      @@happifty2534 But, that's not an opinion. I said it's MY favorite, which is factual. I didn't say its good, or it's the best (those are opinions).

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 5 років тому +35

    "Lets trade and buy our way to global domination"
    The most accurate portrayal of British history before all their colonies rebelled

  • @jmanpeeps
    @jmanpeeps 5 років тому +48

    Time to colonize an entire arm of the galaxy with spice trade

  • @MrHestichs
    @MrHestichs 4 роки тому +19

    Damm I felt a legit sadness in my soul when I heard the servers are down. Spore Galactic Adventures was such a big deal for me.

  • @Goldiloxz
    @Goldiloxz 5 років тому +37

    The cell stage is my favourite stage, I wish it was longer

    • @XerxesBreak112
      @XerxesBreak112 5 років тому

      @@TBryant-ql7ht umm that is a apropriate response XD

  • @suitspider2284
    @suitspider2284 5 років тому +59

    I say YAY because space tea is the future of our society

  • @juanmendez3290
    @juanmendez3290 5 років тому +97

    Now, make a intergalactic tea empire

    • @millerh4500
      @millerh4500 5 років тому +1

      Colonize the universe!

    • @phlosen7854
      @phlosen7854 5 років тому +1

      YAY!

    • @Raumz
      @Raumz 5 років тому +1

      I'm all for this.

  • @darthplagueisthewise2192
    @darthplagueisthewise2192 2 роки тому +24

    "these aren't airbags they're tea" gives me thats no moon vibes

  • @HokeyBugle
    @HokeyBugle 5 років тому +62

    Love the spore content. Can't wait to see you dominate the Galaxy.
    YAY YAY

  • @Flames-vc4nc
    @Flames-vc4nc 5 років тому +27

    The cell stage is actually my favorite, not even kidding

    • @nitrodax8557
      @nitrodax8557 5 років тому

      me too

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 Рік тому

      Try out Fl0w if you ever get the chance ;) It's pretty much the cellstage and nothing else.

  • @alice20001
    @alice20001 5 років тому +41

    "I want a larger navy"
    British Empire Circa 6969 AD

  • @icarus5468
    @icarus5468 4 роки тому +66

    im less than 2 minutes in and his is already the most british video ive ever watched
    edit: its gotten worse
    edit #2: what the hell is going on

    • @JackAssSquirrel
      @JackAssSquirrel 4 роки тому +2

      i think you meant it's gotten better*

    • @michaelszilagyi4529
      @michaelszilagyi4529 4 роки тому +4

      He's the most violently British personality I've ever seen

    • @cabbagelord9378
      @cabbagelord9378 4 роки тому

      Michael Szilagyi you've never seen the older Gamechap videos then. They are on par with Spiff, if not even more British sounding.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelszilagyi4529 Lindybeige has entered the chst

  • @Apex-1177
    @Apex-1177 5 років тому +112

    But cell stage is my favorite :( also I chose A and C

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 5 років тому +13

      I think he was being sarcastic... the civ stage is by far the worst, that's the whole point of the joke. Cell stage has been made into stand alone games and spinoffs, creature stage has most flexible appearance customization of anything I've ever seen, tribal stage is hard if you don't hurry, space stage takes a potentially infinite amount of time... then you have the easily steamrolled civ stage, which is far worse than even bad civilization games.

    • @squareplaygaming7206
      @squareplaygaming7206 5 років тому +1

      @@r3dp9 ... i managed to brfriend the Grox when i played the game 10 years ago... i had even colonized them so far out of the center of the galaxy that theyr numbers where decreasing...
      wich btw.. i dont know if anyone else tryed it.. but for every planed you "destroy" from the grox they just conquer the next one.. means it was only me and the grox at that point XD took me 2 months btw...

    • @mermeoth7178
      @mermeoth7178 5 років тому

      I wish there was whole game as cell stage in Spore

  • @SREDISKRAD
    @SREDISKRAD 5 років тому +33

    We need. Tea. In. SPACE! Why should just 1 planet get to enjoy tea, when ALL OF THEM CAN!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +1

      I, as a person from the former Colonies, do support this idea. And I say THE TEA MUST FLOW!

  • @cones914
    @cones914 2 роки тому +48

    I like the cell stage. It's short, simple and sweet!

    • @rawchicken3463
      @rawchicken3463 2 роки тому +2

      But it's it your favorite?

    • @Muchinoi
      @Muchinoi Рік тому +1

      ​@@rawchicken3463 I'm not OP, but it used to be my favorite when I was younger. I'm much older now and civilization stage is my favorite now.

  • @cpmcgee-ef3xv
    @cpmcgee-ef3xv 4 роки тому +41

    1: Go Make A Cup Of Tea
    2: Come Back
    3: Sit Down
    4: DRINK THAT TEA
    5: No Step 5, The Game Starts Itself

  • @DaffyYT
    @DaffyYT 5 років тому +72

    This is one of the better thing's i've seen all year, I'm happy I found your channel :)

  • @liljarantala9207
    @liljarantala9207 5 років тому +61

    I like all of the stages. Probably because I loved the game as a kid and still love it xD. Spore is the best game ever and you can pry the game out of my cold dead hands.

    • @morganlefaye3079
      @morganlefaye3079 4 роки тому +3

      I hated the civilization stage

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 4 роки тому +2

      I dislike the Tribal stage, but it's propably because of bad first impression.

    • @bunnyzerg5675
      @bunnyzerg5675 3 роки тому +1

      I used to love tribal stage but now I cant get past on easy (even though in literaly every game I play on easy unless there is a god mode)

    • @bencooper6983
      @bencooper6983 3 роки тому +1

      Nope you can keep it, I'll take some of that sweet dweet spice though

    • @one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-
      @one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- 3 роки тому

      @@bunnyzerg5675 you probably won't see this but one trick is to either die or evolve a lot in creature stage so that you send up migrating twice. After that go into tribal and ally of conquer a single tribe so that you get the fishing hut. Because you migrated twice you'll end up right next to the ocean and have access to fishing spots right next to you. This has a benefit in civ stage because it's also the easiest way to get sea vehicles

  • @Aceystone
    @Aceystone 5 років тому +44

    13:27 all your tea are belong to us

  • @Telawin
    @Telawin 5 років тому +17

    I'm still playing spore and I've found that being a warmonger is pretty overpowered... especially early into the space stage when you can just conquer a single planet and the war is over

    • @Telawin
      @Telawin 4 роки тому +1

      @Andrew Friend patience mostly. If you only have the laser use that on the town center. Otherwise, bombs. Lure the ships on the planet somewhere else then drop several on a town. Fly away before the defense ships arrive and repeat

  • @Giercownik7
    @Giercownik7 5 років тому +56

    I like the cell stage, its fun and takes only about 5 minutes to finish if you know what you're doing.

    •  5 років тому +7

      I always loved it, it was fun and interesting
      Too bad EA made them cut the stage that should've come after in the sea...the little footage of it looked so promising

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 Рік тому

      Try out Fl0w if you ever get the chance ;) It's pretty much the cellstage and nothing else. It's not a really long game either, as far as I remember

  • @baseddepartment285
    @baseddepartment285 5 років тому +320

    I prefer my tea American style...
    Mixed with the salt of Boston Harbor.

    • @mercifulprism7900
      @mercifulprism7900 5 років тому +2

      YEAH,AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

    • @NitrousDragon
      @NitrousDragon 5 років тому +1

      🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

    • @quijybojanklebits8750
      @quijybojanklebits8750 5 років тому +5

      @@mercifulprism7900 you spelled America wrong, its Murica Fuck Yeah.

    • @chandlerhefley9161
      @chandlerhefley9161 5 років тому +6

      I prefer my tea Japanese style... mixed with the salt of pearl harbor...

    • @ThatMahn
      @ThatMahn 4 роки тому

      Nikola prefers shit for tea.

  • @Walshy1Jojo
    @Walshy1Jojo 5 років тому +32

    "He who controls the Spice controls the Universe!" (Baron Vladimir Harkonnen- Dune)

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 роки тому +8

    I LOVE the cell stage because it's very exploitable because of the cell creator. You can become and absolute spike tank, have multiple mouths in the same place, spikes in the same place, all this because of the broken resizing features, which become merely decorative in later stages as they don't take much into account how your creature is designed but rather the very linear abilities parts give you. I literally looked up if there was any way I could play infinite cell stage. It gives very useful abilities for later on and overall a game doesn't feel complete without playing all stages.

  • @pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68
    @pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68 5 років тому +131

    Make spore great again ! i want second game so bad.

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 5 років тому +5

      I still love this game and when i do not have internet is allways a joy to play it :3 (I hope they will release it will all DLC's in one game for Android) (if we can have mobile Skyrim and GTA we can also have this awesome game).

    • @edenmairay60
      @edenmairay60 5 років тому

      How doesn't

    • @sawyer3818
      @sawyer3818 5 років тому

      I love the game but it just stopped working for no reason

    • @jacob5395
      @jacob5395 5 років тому +3

      I'm not sure if we will ever get a sequel, but there is a game called Thrive being developed right now, some people are calling it Spore 2. Last time I checked it was in 0.4.0.

    • @darkohgrubb17
      @darkohgrubb17 5 років тому

      there sort of was.
      I'm not even going to tell you the name it was that horrible

  • @PieDoesRoblox
    @PieDoesRoblox 5 років тому +53

    I played spore. I spent 45 minutes making my civilization anthem GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

  • @matius5841
    @matius5841 5 років тому +22

    Drinking game: Take a sip of tea every time you hear "tea"

    • @kraxkarkax
      @kraxkarkax 5 років тому +1

      I did it, but also whenever he said spice. I MADE 6 FULL CUPS OF TEA!!

    • @chalkeater1427
      @chalkeater1427 5 років тому

      Drinking game: Drink a cup of tea every time you hear any word.

  • @caglarcaglarc
    @caglarcaglarc 5 років тому +8

    7:48 OMG! That's it! If we all drink purificated water from the ocean and dump some tea every time; we will have tea oceans eventually...

  • @Namonstar
    @Namonstar 5 років тому +149

    We need a new spore game, more challenging and with better graphics and engine. EVERYONE NEEDS THE SPORE EXPERIENCE THAT WE HAD!!

    • @SciBertAndAlvsBert
      @SciBertAndAlvsBert 5 років тому +1

      YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!

    • @gaslitgames
      @gaslitgames 5 років тому +3

      Everyone needs a better experience than we had...

    • @vrilnau5396
      @vrilnau5396 5 років тому +4

      @@gaslitgames agreed. Spore was the shit

    • @liljarantala9207
      @liljarantala9207 5 років тому +2

      There was suppose to be another stage in the water after the cell stage, but sadly it got taken out. Probably because of funding and time issues.
      We need a reboot of spore! Everyone start spamming EA lmao xD

    • @NotPofkp
      @NotPofkp 5 років тому

      Lilja Rantala yeah but we’ll have to buy loot boxes if we want to add an extra eye

  • @blackdog9851
    @blackdog9851 5 років тому +58

    Congratulations on the UA-cam algorithm picking you to be successful

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea 5 років тому +1

      I've seen his his videos recommended to me for every day, multiple times a day, for the past 15 or so days.

    • @nareik8017
      @nareik8017 5 років тому +1

      @@MrPicklesAndTea have you been watching any videos with "perfectly balanced game" in the title?

  • @sskiffy
    @sskiffy 5 років тому +218

    ... I like the cell stage...

  • @SephTheHuntress
    @SephTheHuntress 2 роки тому +7

    I made a cult called the church of cake, since tea has been done. All my vehicles and buildings were painted like cakes, and the entertainment was called the church of cake, the factory was called the bakery. It was fun

  • @rockstarfoxy654
    @rockstarfoxy654 5 років тому +22

    Back when $20 dollars was the price of an expensive game **sigh** those were the days

    • @tamerlanrukachev5261
      @tamerlanrukachev5261 5 років тому +2

      Yo games on the NES were 120 bucks.

    • @Thutil
      @Thutil 5 років тому +1

      When was that, 1904?

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 5 років тому +1

      PC games have always been cheap. (Most games at least) the sims is the only outlier I can think of.

  • @inquisitordave2751
    @inquisitordave2751 5 років тому +146

    "TEA DUMPING INTENSIFIES"

    • @JoshuaC34
      @JoshuaC34 5 років тому +7

      YES THE TEA MUST FLOW INTO THE HARBOR!

    • @Zan-tx6jv
      @Zan-tx6jv 5 років тому +4

      'Murica

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 років тому +3

      we're throwing a tea party
      as in throwing the tea in to the harbor

    • @benwilkins9070
      @benwilkins9070 5 років тому +1

      *MERICA*
      BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      BWBWBWBWBWBWBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      BBWBWBWBWBWBWBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      BWBWBWBWBWBWBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      BBWBWBWBWBWBWBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @oo-ef3fv
    @oo-ef3fv 5 років тому +51

    We need a mod to, officially, replace spice with tea

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 5 років тому +5

    Hmmm... a new entry of the spore series could do well with adding species subtypes or something. The classic method would be to make a queen bee, worker bee, and soldier bee- allowing you to make a more complex species. But in spiff's case, it would be- Aristocrat, Chimney sweep, and those guys that stand outside of the palace with silly black hats.

  • @SBarrettM
    @SBarrettM 5 років тому +29

    Legit downloaded this two days ago. SO nostalgic. Could have been the best game ever. Played from cell to space in one sitting and had a blast!

    • @alexvanoers9835
      @alexvanoers9835 5 років тому

      @@jpog5340 maybe that is better left unknown ;)

  • @samhoeffel3363
    @samhoeffel3363 5 років тому +14

    Yay, please we need space brits. The galaxy will know the joy of TEAAAAAAAA

  • @drbleblo
    @drbleblo 5 років тому +98

    ....Isn't this series supposed to be about abusing game mechanics? this is how I've always played spore

    • @socktastic
      @socktastic 5 років тому +11

      I've always bombed the shit out of them. Nukes ftw!

    • @einzbased
      @einzbased 5 років тому +1

      @@socktastic Colonies legit are just 1 shot with the Mega Bomb...
      You don't even have to give a shit about turrets, just drop 4-5 bombs and the city's gone on Empire's homeworld.

    • @VictorRodriguez-yx8mf
      @VictorRodriguez-yx8mf 5 років тому +1

      Same

  • @WTFSquirtle
    @WTFSquirtle 4 роки тому +5

    "the defense system you really needed was tariffs" - im fkn weak

  • @nathanh291
    @nathanh291 5 років тому +38

    Spore deserves a sequal so bad, but if EA accutaly made one then you'd have to pay 25$ to progress to the next stage or spend 40+ hours on a single stage instead

    • @cicerobully
      @cicerobully 5 років тому +2

      But at least it would give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

    • @jacob5395
      @jacob5395 5 років тому +3

      @@polocatfanI can't help but say this but there is a group called Revolutionary Games Studio making another Spore like game as we speak called Thrive. They recently released 0.4.0 (just single cell stage now, but plan to go more in depth and release more. This post seems random but I think they need as much attention as they can get. There Website: revolutionarygamesstudio.com/
      Geeze I sound like I'm in a rush.

    • @blazethegryphon9990
      @blazethegryphon9990 5 років тому +2

      @@cicerobully And all the body parts found in 50$ lootboxes would be lore accurate!...?

    • @bjorntheviking6039
      @bjorntheviking6039 5 років тому

      There's a spiritual successor called Thrive being developed by a team of volunteers, it's aim is to be much more realistic.

    • @francescopezzoni3180
      @francescopezzoni3180 5 років тому

      @@polocatfan Darkspore is not a sequel.

  • @PrestonLK
    @PrestonLK 5 років тому +215

    I mean if that was oil and not spice you'd have us Americans to worry about

    • @channelnamehere-2486
      @channelnamehere-2486 5 років тому

      PrestonLK Ik xD

    • @keztarnlad1218
      @keztarnlad1218 5 років тому

      Now he has a load of chavs in the middle of Barnsley town centre to worry about.

    • @firmak2
      @firmak2 5 років тому

      I think they would be America

    • @JohnyMCness
      @JohnyMCness 5 років тому

      he allready bought you with tea :D

    • @toastrmonky8593
      @toastrmonky8593 5 років тому +6

      DID SOMEONE SAY OIL! As an American I would be very interested in getting all of that, or if you'd rather, overthrowing your local leader to install a regime that will give it to me.

  • @mrtmp4893
    @mrtmp4893 5 років тому +32

    Didn’t realise this was the history channel.

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 4 роки тому +3

    I love the Cell Stage, it's all very chill and every now and then you encounter something 400 times your size and it scares the hell out of you. EA, get us a mobile game that's just the cell stage.

  • @spinnis
    @spinnis 5 років тому +130

    You played on easy mode thats why prices were so cheap and all the cities were friendly etc...

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 5 років тому +5

      Easy mode? Dude spore doesn't have any difficulty until you get to the space stage

    • @xjerrylee22x
      @xjerrylee22x 5 років тому +22

      @@gabemerritt3139 It has difficulty levels for ALL stages.

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 5 років тому

      @@xjerrylee22x where do you choose the difficulty

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis 5 років тому +3

      @@gabemerritt3139 when you start the world

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis 5 років тому

      And eh, he could still just have thrown more tea on the angry people, like he did in video

  • @caseykoons
    @caseykoons 5 років тому +49

    I like the cell stage. I only like the cell stage. Game goes down from there.

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 5 років тому +7

      You had me for the first half then you betrayed me

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 5 років тому +3

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @Jermocle
    @Jermocle 5 років тому +5

    When you watch this video and spiff is going on about tea and then a advert about tea kicks in. No better timing

  • @enderboy-db3sh
    @enderboy-db3sh 5 років тому +72

    No joke, cell Etage is my favourite. My listing is:
    1.cell
    2.creature
    3.space
    4.village(or how its called)
    5.tribal
    :P :D

    • @carstenhilbert5472
      @carstenhilbert5472 5 років тому +1

      For me it's:
      1. Cell
      2. Space
      3. Global
      4. The two stages after cell stage are crap.

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 5 років тому +3

      The tribal stage honestly is filler to me just to get to global.

  • @ArtifiSir
    @ArtifiSir 5 років тому +16

    Melange ... He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

  • @guillaumekaas6505
    @guillaumekaas6505 5 років тому +43

    YAY!
    By the way, 'spice' is a code-word for 'tea' which is a code-word for 'opium', right?

  • @kotaman232
    @kotaman232 5 років тому +17

    "Gained 30k subs in like a month and now I'm terrified." 😂😂😂

  • @benhardwiesner6963
    @benhardwiesner6963 5 років тому +12

    Oh I love the cell stage ^^
    would make a phenomenal multiplayer mobile game

  • @weredraco
    @weredraco 5 років тому +106

    yay
    Try buying the galaxy in space stage. Buy out each empire.

    • @Sinaduel
      @Sinaduel 5 років тому +7

      You cant actually buy out whole empires, when they get down to their last world or two they panic and attack you.

    • @FranklyImaPerson
      @FranklyImaPerson 5 років тому +2

      My favorite is allying with the Gorx empire

    • @Cyonai
      @Cyonai 5 років тому +2

      @@Sinaduel in fact, you CAN buy whole empires. got the game for quite some years now and i'm always going for money.

    • @einflys4984
      @einflys4984 5 років тому

      *NO MAN WOMAN OR CHILD MUST LIKE THIS COMMENT, IT HAS 69 LIKES*

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 5 років тому

      @@einflys4984 boom, 70

  • @representativeofthegrox3420
    @representativeofthegrox3420 5 років тому +6

    You have awaken us from our slumber and we don't appreciate of it. Begone from our sight, foul being.
    *{END TRANSMISSION}*

  • @stavalyao.4922
    @stavalyao.4922 5 років тому +27

    This is honestly one of the best games ever made, i wish paradox would make a better one

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 4 роки тому +13

      A paradox spore game would be godlike

    • @pengil3
      @pengil3 4 роки тому +3

      also, BRING BACK THE FISH STAGE

    • @kirabad-artist6532
      @kirabad-artist6532 4 роки тому +1

      Well, they’ve already made better civilization and space stage

    • @eggshibe3149
      @eggshibe3149 4 роки тому +1

      @@pengil3 aquatic stage would just be creature stage but water

  • @markbarker2799
    @markbarker2799 5 років тому +4

    The game has a unique feature where, when you first download it, it’s a buggy mess that crashes. But slowly over time it evolves into a playable game

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 років тому +13

    Brit re-enactes the Opium Wars, 2019 colorized

  • @Freigeist20789
    @Freigeist20789 5 років тому +21

    1. Cell stage was best stage.
    2. I do not drink tea during this video.
    3. I do not intend to drink tea during this video.

  • @nickyc5341
    @nickyc5341 2 роки тому +13

    I like the cell stage. Reminds me slightly of Feeding Frenzy games