Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
For an intelligent man like house, he really isn't capable of coming up with contingencies for spanners. He is absolutely at the mercy of Benny and the courier.
>walks onto Strip >kills the Three Families >kills Benny >eats the Platinum Chip >pisses on House, literally >refuses to justify, explain or elaborate >leaves Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House >Pisses on House >Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss Sigmachad grindset
@@booneshow1863 Mr. House: You certainly have a very specific sense of humor...thank you for the delivery of the Platinum Chip. Here is your payment, as discussed.
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10% He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@Tombr4mb4 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
nope. technology would advance faster than he could learn how to code. although he'd might be qualified for a no-salary junior front end developer position by that time
It was a proprietary(unqiue) program made by people substantially more advanced than what can be achieved in the Wasteland. In other words, even if he did learn to code, he wouldn't be able to replicate it.
@@blakem9131 it fuses with the couriers stomach lining, it's gone forever. You're the type to not read the pop up texts, and to be fair I normally am too.
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
>comes back to life >travels across nevada to retrive the chip, killing dozens in the process >gathers 2000 bottlecaps >gets to the guy he has to deliver the chip to >eats in in front of him >pisses on him >leaves >refuses to elaborate further
0:37 It was at this moment House realized that trusting the courier who was shot in the head a few days ago with the fate of his master plan _might_ have been a lapse in judgement.
"Let alone" doesn't make sense because platinum is highly corrosion-resistant compared to other metals. Also stomach acid is HCl, which when mixed with nitric acid forms aqua regia; That would destroy your stomach lining and melt right through your torso (unless you had a magica- I mean, radiation-based mutation that made your belly extra super tough!), but also make it possible to dissolve most metals including the otherwise corrosion-resistant gold and platinum. This scenario is 100% plausible within the context of the lead belly perk and the exceptions to reality it already makes.
Stomach acid can absolutely burn through say, copper. Don't eat pennies, kids. Especially not ones old enough to still be mostly copper instead of copper-plated zinc.
how did you not know? do you just not pick the Lead Belly perk? its meta, newbie, learn to play... 15 years and still a n00b, come back in 10 years! maybe then you'll pick Lead Belly
@@gamingmaster6377 I have never seen that dialogue choice before. Also, I use mods and I never pick lead belly cause rad away is available like hot cakes
@@BlueBoxRevan "mods"? You mean "keyloggers" and "spyware"? Yeah good luck accessing important stuff like your bank account and your Neopets account with those "mods" of your installed. The word "mod" comes from the greek word "maurd", which means "trojan horse", its mentioned in the Hegelian Dialectics. But of course you don't know that, you don't pick Lead Belly!
@@gamingmaster6377 wow. What on earth are you going on about? I've been altering and modifying video games since before you were born more than likely. No, i have never encountered any problems like what you suggest. And you know the website, Nexus Mods? Never had issues with that website. And people call me paranoid. Good grief 😂
@@gamingmaster6377uhh actually what? I've been modifying games since before you were born more than likely. Modding games has been around for a very long time. There's literally game companies that make their games compatible with mods because it's been done for so long. From complete total conversions to minor additions. Depending on the website you go to is how safe or unsafe to download stuff. Nexus mods is pretty darn safe. And people call me paranoid. Geez. Just look at the longevity of Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas. You think popularity alone has kept them relevant for this long? No, it's because modding communities is a thing. I run one.
I dont like how there is no option to back out once you've started this choice, when mr house says "hold on wait hold on" you are given no choice but to gulp it down.
I am now imagining an alternate ending where Mr House just stares at the courier and looks bored. "There was once a king who asked his advisor to come up with a phrase that could be used in response to anything. The answer he came up with is doubly appropriate here. 'And this too shall pass'. Did you truly believe you were the first one to have tried this? I've waited this long.... I can wait a few more hours. Securitrons, detain him until he... expels... the chip."
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
I feel like Courier Six could literally give someone the most serious 'does it look or sound like I'm joking?' face and people would be like '...Maybe we should reconsider this...'
Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
Should have negotiated
FLORIDA MAN be like:
And then killed by platinum shower
For an intelligent man like house, he really isn't capable of coming up with contingencies for spanners. He is absolutely at the mercy of Benny and the courier.
livve house has it
"You've pissed off the most influential man in the Mojove."
**Pissed on*
*T A R T A R U S*
TATARE SAUCE
could've been both lmao
As they say, "Better to be pissed off than pissed on." Oh well.
Mojave*
>walks onto Strip
>kills the Three Families
>kills Benny
>eats the Platinum Chip
>pisses on House, literally
>refuses to justify, explain or elaborate
>leaves
Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House
>Pisses on House
>Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss
Sigmachad grindset
Postal : 2281
@@battledroid7628 Quick, pass me a Nightstalker. Want a silencer for my rifle :^)
and he was so confident in doing it, that the securitrons didnt even see him as a hostile.
🤓☝️
I love that the mod adds something really stupid and goofy but still has Mr. House act entirely realistic to the situation
I’ve gotten him to react that way to me in vanilla. Only thing the mod does is add the flavor text of “eating” the chip lol.
I think it reuses the dialogue you get for blowing up the robot stockpile
Absolutely nothing different out of the vanilla game other than the text. Nothing whatsoever.
they reused the dialogue from blowing up the stockpile... easily impressed children these days
@@anomaly3215 God forbid devs ever re-use things
death by piss is crazy 💀
Postal Piss is such a fun mod lmao
I installed it just to piss on the Memorial in Boulder City, right in front of Kovalski
@@GabeSlayer What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial.
“I’m taking a piss”
"What the hell are you doing?"@@peartree9008
”My brother died at Hover Dam”@@peartree9008
[Charisma]- " Ah im just fckn with ya, heres the real one"
That would have made it even better instead of actually eating it.
That would have been so cool
@@booneshow1863 Mr. House: You certainly have a very specific sense of humor...thank you for the delivery of the Platinum Chip. Here is your payment, as discussed.
@spiralgodking9877 What if there's a low luck fail, that you accidentally ate the real one
@@booneshow1863 Yeah, that'd be fun. There should have been dialogue options with Luck. I don't think New Vegas had any, right?
Destroyed ? The chip survived for 200 years, I think the chip will be find inside the couriers body until it comes out the other end.
It's not coming out, it got fuzed to their body. At best it'll be out when courier just expires, but by then god's know where they'll be
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10%
He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
It's a mod so, not really a problem.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@Tombr4mb4 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
Honestly having the option to eat the platinum chip and telling Benny at The Fort that you just snacked down on it is such a hilarious thought.
Benny: “Courier what happened to the chip?”
My dumb ahh: “I eated it 😋”
@@exiled_soldier6184 >ahh
Benny: Again, what in the goddamn.
The way this had me bouncing back and forth between "this is a mod" and "no way, this is in the game?" is hilarious.
Is it actually in the game?
@@hGhostOfSpartaTechnically yes, as it is a mod
Game the actually this in is?
this in actually game? Is the
@@hGhostOfSpartawild wasteland was in the game as a perk and it let you do stupid shit
*takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen
had me rollin
I'm just imagining the courrier swallowing the PC like a pill and using the canteen to wash it down
He's just "reloading" his "gun" for the final bossfight
@@trungnguyeno5869makes no sense.
@@TheIrishRushin which part?
Reminder that "Humanity's best hope for forward progress" is a software update that allows the killer robots to use missile and grenade launchers
Also hardware since it physically changes and optimizes the production line
Bwuhh... really... what is this like paid subscription heated seats, fallout edition
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update
So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was
And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort
So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
cringe
i think its supposed to be mr. house guilt tripping you
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
me honestly
There's no such thing as a dying corpse.
Looking forward to see this in the finale of Fallout season 2
@@TheIrishRushin Then you haven't seen Mr House. It's the best description of him.
^dying *body*
The best place to put a “you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen” joke
Courier gave him the Postal Dude treatment. 💀
"Now the flowers will grow"
- Courier 6, probably
i see why they call it going postal now
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
House shoulda signed the petition.
@@SayVandelay”no way you freakin pinko!”
that "NUH UH IM DEAD SERIOUS" line just so well
That's such a '1 point in intelligence' line.
you know, mr house probably could have just programmed a new chip if he spent 50 years or so learning to code.
This...
Damn.
This makes much more sense than I'd like to admit.
With 100 repair you probably could jury rig around it.
Or 100 science to code a new chip.
nope. technology would advance faster than he could learn how to code. although he'd might be qualified for a no-salary junior front end developer position by that time
@@sunofabeach9424 Technology doesn't advance much in the post apocalypse hellscape of Fallout.
It was a proprietary(unqiue) program made by people substantially more advanced than what can be achieved in the Wasteland. In other words, even if he did learn to code, he wouldn't be able to replicate it.
1:02 I think its safe to say that the platinum chip did not get removed, and is still in your possession XD
Until it comes out the other end lol
🤣🔥🙆♂️🤤🗣️
@@blakem9131 it fuses with the couriers stomach lining, it's gone forever. You're the type to not read the pop up texts, and to be fair I normally am too.
Quite literally "in" your possession.
I like how mods and core features are hardly distinguishable in New Vegas
Until they aren’t
Meanwhile if this was Fallout 4:
"Hand over the chip!"
1. Ok
2. OK but with different words
3. OK [Sarcastic]
4. No
Sad but true
no followed by the quest updating to "Give the Platinum Chip to Mr. House."
The part where he drinks water from a canteen to swallow the chip is still my favorite.
Honestly, I thought for some reason, that the platinum chip was an actual potato chip when I first played this.
You mean it's not?
@@paraplonk7269 apparently not. But it IS a platinum potato chip! So if nothing else, I won’t be low on iron for a while!
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
You run a low INT build irl
@@cheesehead8952 in this case, I did
There's exactly one thing you can count on Courier Six doing: Never bluffing. If they say they're going to do it, they'll do it, you coward.
You pissed him off, and then pissed on him.
Pissed him off, then pissed him back on.
"pissed off? i'll worry about being pissed on" - achoo
The Karate Kid is different from what I remember...
>comes back to life
>travels across nevada to retrive the chip, killing dozens in the process
>gathers 2000 bottlecaps
>gets to the guy he has to deliver the chip to
>eats in in front of him
>pisses on him
>leaves
>refuses to elaborate further
you can't elaborate further if you already left
Bruh imagine people telling you this guy can set up space colonies, but he can't even make one postal delivery smh
Elon Musk in the future¿
Bro even the game is shocked you ate the fucking platinum chip its like "wow you actually did that"
This is canon
I won't be suprised if bethesda actually makes it canon tbh
House was indeed vulnerable to germs.
Urine is sterile. It is however a perfect host for biology.
the fact that you actually benefit quite a bit from doing so is hilarious
Sometimes you see something that makes you think
"There's no way this is in the base game, but boy do i wish it was"
"I hope you came prepared to finish the job"
"What do you think the sip from my canteen was for?"
“He ate the platinum chip? It took me 3 years to make it!”
“Well it took him 3 seconds to eat it.”
"Mmm chip" -courier
"THATS MY LINE" -Mr House
The first thing house sees with his own eyes is a man unzipping his pants
Now the flowers will grow.
its sterile and i like the taste.
0:38 The nuh uh moment.
Commenting so I can remember this clip 😂 “Are you a child?” “Nuh uh I’m dead serious!” 😂😂
Dude took Platinum _Chip_ literally
*you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
0:37 It was at this moment House realized that trusting the courier who was shot in the head a few days ago with the fate of his master plan _might_ have been a lapse in judgement.
I was expecting the courier to attempt to punch the robots while getting gunned down.
The ending was unexpected, but great.
That pissing animation just flashed back old memories of playing Postal 2 on PC lol
Are you a child?
2 seconds later: ITS MINE ITS MINE ITS MINE
I’ve legit thought about this for years I’m so fucking happy it’s a video
Imagine being in a sterile environment for 200 years only to be immediately pissed on.
holy shit that ending almost made me spit my water out great video man
”Hmm how shall I put this? Your stomach acid isn’t corrosive enough to burn through platinum, let alone any metal”
Is that actually accurate
"Let alone" doesn't make sense because platinum is highly corrosion-resistant compared to other metals. Also stomach acid is HCl, which when mixed with nitric acid forms aqua regia; That would destroy your stomach lining and melt right through your torso (unless you had a magica- I mean, radiation-based mutation that made your belly extra super tough!), but also make it possible to dissolve most metals including the otherwise corrosion-resistant gold and platinum. This scenario is 100% plausible within the context of the lead belly perk and the exceptions to reality it already makes.
Stomach acid can absolutely burn through say, copper. Don't eat pennies, kids. Especially not ones old enough to still be mostly copper instead of copper-plated zinc.
it ain't an atomic media video without something out of pocket happening right before the video ends
Holy shit. I had no idea that was ever an option!!!!! 15 years later and New Vegas continues to surprise me!!
how did you not know? do you just not pick the Lead Belly perk? its meta, newbie, learn to play... 15 years and still a n00b, come back in 10 years! maybe then you'll pick Lead Belly
@@gamingmaster6377 I have never seen that dialogue choice before.
Also, I use mods and I never pick lead belly cause rad away is available like hot cakes
@@BlueBoxRevan "mods"? You mean "keyloggers" and "spyware"? Yeah good luck accessing important stuff like your bank account and your Neopets account with those "mods" of your installed.
The word "mod" comes from the greek word "maurd", which means "trojan horse", its mentioned in the Hegelian Dialectics. But of course you don't know that, you don't pick Lead Belly!
@@gamingmaster6377 wow. What on earth are you going on about? I've been altering and modifying video games since before you were born more than likely. No, i have never encountered any problems like what you suggest. And you know the website, Nexus Mods? Never had issues with that website. And people call me paranoid. Good grief 😂
@@gamingmaster6377uhh actually what? I've been modifying games since before you were born more than likely.
Modding games has been around for a very long time. There's literally game companies that make their games compatible with mods because it's been done for so long. From complete total conversions to minor additions.
Depending on the website you go to is how safe or unsafe to download stuff. Nexus mods is pretty darn safe. And people call me paranoid. Geez.
Just look at the longevity of Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas. You think popularity alone has kept them relevant for this long? No, it's because modding communities is a thing. I run one.
I dont like how there is no option to back out once you've started this choice, when mr house says "hold on wait hold on" you are given no choice but to gulp it down.
Mr. House, you had no chance against that unpredictable psychopath… He didn’t have a plan. He had FUN. Too dangerous to deal with.
That’s one heck of a throat to swallow a poker chip
House was pissed off...now he is pissed on.
Whenever anyone asks me what I think Fallout 4 is missing I'm going to send them this clip
Wait a few hours, and it will evolve into The Platinum Shit! 😂
wheres the chip?
sorry mr. house... *rubs my platinum chip shaped belly*
Huh I thought all rich and powerful people were into the whole golden shower thing. I stand corrected.
"The Platinum Chip removed" 😂 "Yes, but actually no" 🤣
Funny how I can just see Otto from DS9 saying these lines and wonder when he is going to ask if you've seen anything suspicious from a certain Ferengi
To rub salt in the wound, the courier pissed in the canteen before he drank from it, making House's demise death by piss squared.
I’m sorry what 😆
'Platinum chip? Never heard of that flavour'
Platinum Chip. Potato Chip. All the same to me. And have a delicious end.
“Wow. You really just did that.”
I love that the game rewarded your insanity with a perk.
Hold on, are you telling me that this game is 14 years old and I just found you you can actually eat the platinum chip?
All of a sudden it hits me, Mr House was actually Odo this whole time...
That is a Postal world we live in
Samuel Hayden when you destroy the argent filters
I am now imagining an alternate ending where Mr House just stares at the courier and looks bored.
"There was once a king who asked his advisor to come up with a phrase that could be used in response to anything. The answer he came up with is doubly appropriate here.
'And this too shall pass'.
Did you truly believe you were the first one to have tried this?
I've waited this long.... I can wait a few more hours.
Securitrons, detain him until he... expels... the chip."
"If it makes ya feel better, you might see it again in a couple of hours give or take."
He sounds so unbelievably genuine when he says "are you a child"
Things like this are what I want more of. Let the player do absolutely every and anything possible.
POV: Mr. House hates sharing his chips 😂
"This, too, shall pass. But it's gonna hurt...."
Courier Six: Here's your invoice, Mr. House *unzips pants* 😂
Pissed off House and pissed on House.
Perfection.
When the chip is delivered by the Cookie Monster
it's funny how you don't need one but two specific perks to do that, can you even finish the game at that point?
Well, it is possible to get the Yes Man ending without having the upgraded Securitrons, so I think it would be possible
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
Bro this game is GOATED I had no idea you could do that
Dude this made me laugh way louder than I care to admit. Awesome mod
I like how once you begin the path the only way to go is through.
House went from 0 to new leader of the Orange Lanterns real quick
Orange latrine…. 😂
If it’s platinum it’ll survive, that’s how gem thief smuggle their stash if they don’t have a bag... poop loot!
I actually never knew you could do that 😂
I love how there wasnt an option to say it was a joke you just fully commit to it the second you hit him with the nuhuh
I love how he threw a tantrum over it
I feel like Courier Six could literally give someone the most serious 'does it look or sound like I'm joking?' face and people would be like '...Maybe we should reconsider this...'
Gotta love how New Vegas allows you to go full chaotic neutral
The Platinum Belly perk prompt is hilarious. I love this game and all the little details you can miss
“I invite you to think carefully about what you do next…”
*Puts chip in mouth*
Why does this feel like something Patrick from SpongeBob would do?
“Have I ever not been right?”
350k views. This community is so alive we are in dire need of a remaster! Like wtf it would be nothing to them to do it!!
I absolutely loved everything that happened in this video
It just gives you a better version of lead belly. Bravo.
It WOULD make for a nice "Wild Wasteland" addition.
I never knew there was a dialogue like this, crazy how im still discovering new things from this game
If the chip really is made of platinum, it won't even notice it's being digested.
This is gold…. literally a shower of gold
“Take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen”
House is probably kicking himself that he didn't just use windows update instead of an elaborate plan to send the chip through snail mail
"you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen..."
Thank for using POV correctly