>walks onto Strip >kills the Three Families >kills Benny >eats the Platinum Chip >pisses on House, literally >refuses to justify, explain or elaborate >leaves Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House >Pisses on House >Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss Sigmachad grindset
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10% He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@aaronrachiele5521 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
@@booneshow1863 Mr. House: You certainly have a very specific sense of humor...thank you for the delivery of the Platinum Chip. Here is your payment, as discussed.
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
how did you not know? do you just not pick the Lead Belly perk? its meta, newbie, learn to play... 15 years and still a n00b, come back in 10 years! maybe then you'll pick Lead Belly
@@gamingmaster6377 I have never seen that dialogue choice before. Also, I use mods and I never pick lead belly cause rad away is available like hot cakes
@@BlueBoxRevan "mods"? You mean "keyloggers" and "spyware"? Yeah good luck accessing important stuff like your bank account and your Neopets account with those "mods" of your installed. The word "mod" comes from the greek word "maurd", which means "trojan horse", its mentioned in the Hegelian Dialectics. But of course you don't know that, you don't pick Lead Belly!
@@gamingmaster6377 wow. What on earth are you going on about? I've been altering and modifying video games since before you were born more than likely. No, i have never encountered any problems like what you suggest. And you know the website, Nexus Mods? Never had issues with that website. And people call me paranoid. Good grief 😂
@@gamingmaster6377uhh actually what? I've been modifying games since before you were born more than likely. Modding games has been around for a very long time. There's literally game companies that make their games compatible with mods because it's been done for so long. From complete total conversions to minor additions. Depending on the website you go to is how safe or unsafe to download stuff. Nexus mods is pretty darn safe. And people call me paranoid. Geez. Just look at the longevity of Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas. You think popularity alone has kept them relevant for this long? No, it's because modding communities is a thing. I run one.
I dont like how there is no option to back out once you've started this choice, when mr house says "hold on wait hold on" you are given no choice but to gulp it down.
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
"You've pissed off the most influential man in the Mojove."
**Pissed on*
*T A R T A R U S*
TATARE SAUCE
could've been both lmao
As they say, "Better to be pissed off than pissed on." Oh well.
death by piss is crazy 💀
Postal Piss is such a fun mod lmao
I installed it just to piss on the Memorial in Boulder City, right in front of Kovalski
@@GabeSlayer What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial.
“I’m taking a piss”
"What the hell are you doing?"@@peartree9008
”My brother died at Hover Dam”@@peartree9008
>walks onto Strip
>kills the Three Families
>kills Benny
>eats the Platinum Chip
>pisses on House, literally
>refuses to justify, explain or elaborate
>leaves
Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House
>Pisses on House
>Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss
Sigmachad grindset
Postal : 2281
@@battledroid7628 Quick, pass me a Nightstalker. Want a silencer for my rifle :^)
and he was so confident in doing it, that the securitrons didnt even see him as a hostile.
🤓☝️
Destroyed ? The chip survived for 200 years, I think the chip will be find inside the couriers body until it comes out the other end.
It's not coming out, it got fuzed to their body. At best it'll be out when courier just expires, but by then god's know where they'll be
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10%
He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
It's a mod so, not really a problem.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@aaronrachiele5521 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
[Charisma]- " Ah im just fckn with ya, heres the real one"
That would have made it even better instead of actually eating it.
That would have been so cool
@@booneshow1863 Mr. House: You certainly have a very specific sense of humor...thank you for the delivery of the Platinum Chip. Here is your payment, as discussed.
@spiralgodking9877 What if there's a low luck fail, that you accidentally ate the real one
@@booneshow1863 Yeah, that'd be fun. There should have been dialogue options with Luck. I don't think New Vegas had any, right?
The way this had me bouncing back and forth between "this is a mod" and "no way, this is in the game?" is hilarious.
Is it actually in the game?
@@hGhostOfSpartaTechnically yes, as it is a mod
Game the actually this in is?
this in actually game? Is the
@@hGhostOfSpartawild wasteland was in the game as a perk and it let you do stupid shit
I love that the mod adds something really stupid and goofy but still has Mr. House act entirely realistic to the situation
I’ve gotten him to react that way to me in vanilla. Only thing the mod does is add the flavor text of “eating” the chip lol.
I think it reuses the dialogue you get for blowing up the robot stockpile
*takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen
had me rollin
I'm just imagining the courrier swallowing the PC like a pill and using the canteen to wash it down
He's just "reloading" his "gun" for the final bossfight
Courier gave him the Postal Dude treatment. 💀
"Now the flowers will grow"
- Courier 6, probably
i see why they call it going postal now
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
House shoulda signed the petition.
@@SayVandelay”no way you freakin pinko!”
Honestly having the option to eat the platinum chip and telling Benny at The Fort that you just snacked down on it is such a hilarious thought.
that "NUH UH IM DEAD SERIOUS" line just so well
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
Reminder that "Humanity's best hope for forward progress" is a software update that allows the killer robots to use missile and grenade launchers
Also hardware since it physically changes and optimizes the production line
Bwuhh... really... what is this like paid subscription heated seats, fallout edition
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update
So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was
And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort
So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
The part where he drinks water from a canteen to swallow the chip is still my favorite.
You pissed him off, and then pissed on him.
House was indeed vulnerable to germs.
"Mmm chip" -courier
"THATS MY LINE" -Mr House
Honestly, I thought for some reason, that the platinum chip was an actual potato chip when I first played this.
You mean it's not?
@@paraplonk7269 apparently not. But it IS a platinum potato chip! So if nothing else, I won’t be low on iron for a while!
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
You run a low INT build irl
@@cheesehead8952 in this case, I did
The best place to put a “you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen” joke
Bro even the game is shocked you ate the fucking platinum chip its like "wow you actually did that"
This is canon
I won't be suprised if bethesda actually makes it canon tbh
Bruh imagine people telling you this guy can set up space colonies, but he can't even make one postal delivery smh
Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
I like how mods and core features are hardly distinguishable in New Vegas
Dude took Platinum _Chip_ literally
Now the flowers will grow.
its sterile and i like the taste.
"I hope you came prepared to finish the job"
"What do you think the sip from my canteen was for?"
I’ve legit thought about this for years I’m so fucking happy it’s a video
House was pissed off...now he is pissed on.
“He ate the platinum chip? It took me 3 years to make it!”
“Well it took him 3 seconds to eat it.”
holy shit that ending almost made me spit my water out great video man
it ain't an atomic media video without something out of pocket happening right before the video ends
Wait a few hours, and it will evolve into The Platinum Shit! 😂
Samuel Hayden when you destroy the argent filters
There's exactly one thing you can count on Courier Six doing: Never bluffing. If they say they're going to do it, they'll do it, you coward.
Platinum Chip. Potato Chip. All the same to me. And have a delicious end.
it's funny how you don't need one but two specific perks to do that, can you even finish the game at that point?
Well, it is possible to get the Yes Man ending without having the upgraded Securitrons, so I think it would be possible
The first thing house sees with his own eyes is a man unzipping his pants
Holy shit. I had no idea that was ever an option!!!!! 15 years later and New Vegas continues to surprise me!!
how did you not know? do you just not pick the Lead Belly perk? its meta, newbie, learn to play... 15 years and still a n00b, come back in 10 years! maybe then you'll pick Lead Belly
@@gamingmaster6377 I have never seen that dialogue choice before.
Also, I use mods and I never pick lead belly cause rad away is available like hot cakes
@@BlueBoxRevan "mods"? You mean "keyloggers" and "spyware"? Yeah good luck accessing important stuff like your bank account and your Neopets account with those "mods" of your installed.
The word "mod" comes from the greek word "maurd", which means "trojan horse", its mentioned in the Hegelian Dialectics. But of course you don't know that, you don't pick Lead Belly!
@@gamingmaster6377 wow. What on earth are you going on about? I've been altering and modifying video games since before you were born more than likely. No, i have never encountered any problems like what you suggest. And you know the website, Nexus Mods? Never had issues with that website. And people call me paranoid. Good grief 😂
@@gamingmaster6377uhh actually what? I've been modifying games since before you were born more than likely.
Modding games has been around for a very long time. There's literally game companies that make their games compatible with mods because it's been done for so long. From complete total conversions to minor additions.
Depending on the website you go to is how safe or unsafe to download stuff. Nexus mods is pretty darn safe. And people call me paranoid. Geez.
Just look at the longevity of Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas. You think popularity alone has kept them relevant for this long? No, it's because modding communities is a thing. I run one.
House went from 0 to new leader of the Orange Lanterns real quick
Orange latrine…. 😂
POV: Mr. House hates sharing his chips 😂
To rub salt in the wound, the courier pissed in the canteen before he drank from it, making House's demise death by piss squared.
I’m sorry what 😆
*you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
Holy crap, I love you man. This is so funny. 😂 keep it up
That pissing animation just flashed back old memories of playing Postal 2 on PC lol
Mr house becomes a dentist @ 1:20 😂
I dont like how there is no option to back out once you've started this choice, when mr house says "hold on wait hold on" you are given no choice but to gulp it down.
I played fnv a ton and i never had a clue this was an option
Its not vanilla, its a mod
Sometimes you see something that makes you think
"There's no way this is in the base game, but boy do i wish it was"
Things like this are what I want more of. Let the player do absolutely every and anything possible.
When the chip is delivered by the Cookie Monster from Sesam Street
If it’s platinum it’ll survive, that’s how gem thief smuggle their stash if they don’t have a bag... poop loot!
Pissed on House at the very end. Awesome! 🤣
"Oh, but you've just *pissed* off the most influential man in the Mojave and his robots"
> *Pisses on him*
So the Courier's tactic was to basically : "Piss off, then piss on".
When the robo man is scared of bacteria so you introduce him to the contents of your bladder
Reminds me of the first time i ate my NCR emergency radio 😌
Wouldve been funny if it said "Platinum Chip removed from inventory" and "Platinum chip added to inventory" at the same time
Is this a mfking Postal 2 reference? "Piss on dad" chore - ✅
My mind instead jumped to Duke Nukem Forever.
nothing could have prepared me for that ending
The ending is just peak.
I absolutely loved everything that happened in this video
Courier Six: Here's your invoice, Mr. House *unzips pants* 😂
I deadass thought this was a real part of the game until I saw the nexus link.
Mr House is pissed off now he's pissed on
Atomic media *before eating the chip and takin the grand piss* : This bout to be my best meal yet
Dude is frozen in a coffin and still thinks he can give out orders 😂
”Hmm how shall I put this? Your stomach acid isn’t corrosive enough to burn through platinum, let alone any metal”
Bro this game is GOATED I had no idea you could do that
I can't believe that you can actually *eat* the Platinum Chip! This game continues to amaze me.
He would just have it cut out of you anyway
This game continues to suprise me
I’ve gotten him to react that way to me in vanilla. Only thing the mod does is add the flavor text of “eating” the chip lol.
Now the little flowers will grow
These videos really should have "Mod" in the title to make it clear that this is not in the vanilla game...
I like how youre dressed up likw Linkara
Huh I thought all rich and powerful people were into the whole golden shower thing. I stand corrected.
Pissed off House and pissed on House.
Perfection.
Well... technically, he delivered the chip in the end...
Wow Obsidian really did think of everything didn't they? 🤣
Bro has the stream of 10000 waterfalls 💀
I didn't even know you could do this.
Mod
This should be a low int check. I like that lead belly is involved, but low int would be so perfect.
be able to use the platinum chip on one of the slot machines in the lucky 38 with low intel
@@raphaelryan392 Yeah that would be fucking great. You show up and have to explain that the Platinum Chip is in circulation at some random casino.
No way that conversation was real lmao
Since when did this turn into postal lmaoooooo
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
when he scream. i hear the dying tf2 spy in it
Since Mr House gonna be canon in the show, this would make even more sense
I mean, House can get the chip back in a couple hours.
But I have to say, Mr. House has a point, he ordered that delivery and we all know how much delaying stuff from amazon feels like.
The take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen sent me reminds me of that russian badger video
This...this cant be in the unmodded vanilla game...right?
It is a mod. Someone claimed the lead belly perk let you do this in vanilla, but it is 100% a mod. I just googled it.
He really gone and eaten the Platinum Crisp
Dude this made me laugh way louder than I care to admit. Awesome mod
mmmm... Chip....
I love how he threw a tantrum over it
"platinum chip removed" I don't think that's entirely accurate...
Ayo? That sounds like the actor for Odo from Star Trek Deep Space 9???
Thank for using POV correctly
The real question is, what type/ flavour was the chip? Im guessing a Dorito, i would be mad too if i was craving a Dorito for 200 years