+Super Nova that was not a manual. he was doing a wheelie, because he was actively pedaling to keep the front wheel up. with a manual, you do not pedal at all, but rather use your bodyweight to keep the front wheel raised.
Great song,its pretty accurate. I visited family in B.C last summer and went mountain biking for the first time at Silverstar near Vernon. Not only did I do a bunch of the stuff in the song, but I took a wrong turn and ended going really far down some random road that led to no where.
***** I agree but I was just stating the muscle shirt thing as it was in the music video. I ride whistler almost every weekend and I only wear my helmet, elbow pads and knees pads. Sunday I took a pretty bad bail on the tabletop on heart of darkness. Got a bit over confident and carried too much speed. Landed flat and flipped over my bars. Messed up my shoulder. Now I'm sitting here injured off work for a week. I learned my lesson, going to get full armour now lol.
This weekend I met a guy dressed like the Joey with a Kona Stinky and he was fast as hell! Definitely faster than me, he was with a WC rider by the way.
One time I was at a race, I do cross country. And I was climbing this huuuge hill and I looked to the side of me and there was a kid on a old beat up bike didn't even have a coil or shock on his bike plain stainless steel. Not even with clips he had on a pair of ironically new balance shoes. That mofo smoked me up the climb. He was like 14, I am pretty good. But i ain't even mad. That was amazing. Imagine that guy with a good bike and the right gear. He sucked on the downhill section though.
Jaco Schade well i guess i sucked on the DH part 'cause he didn't have the right gear. DH is skills, Uphill is power/weight ratio. So if he wasn't heavy but develloped quite a lot of power, it's easy for him ^^
Man I was overtaken by a girl on a hardtail on the DH track once.... I´m certainly not a pro but usually amongst the fastest 10-20% of the folks at the bikepark...
Sup fools? It's me again. Still faster than you. You wanna know what I ride? Listen up! Chorus 1 -- I only ride park I don't climb hills I only ride downhill I only ride park I'm on the lift all day And I don't have no chain I only ride park Screw your xc And your 650b I only ride park Im passing all the noobs And I'm still faster than you Verse 1-- I got all the record times I know the secret lines And I never walk my bike Always cuttin' in line I only ride in the summer when the park is open Trails closed for maintenance? Its time for poachin' I don't compete but I act like pro racer And I saved 20 grams with carbon spacers I ride the hein train harder than Kenny Smith And I taught Kyle Norbraten how to drift (robbed) I'm so damn pro at everything that I do If I did slopestyle I'd probably win that too I don't pedal to the trail cause I have to get towed And all my stuff is brand new cause I get free %#@! bro I don't protect my arms, only wear this T I love cutting off Joeys cause they're slower than me The ladies like to call me the bike park king I don't ride down %#@!, I jump the whole damn thing Chorus 2-- I only ride park Thirty laps in a day My hands are locked this way I only ride park A million down? I ride a billion down I only ride park Catwalks in line Front page of decline I only ride park You ride chinless too? Well I ride brakeless foo! Verse 2 -- (JASON) I'm a joey and its my first time here I got my squid lid and all my rental gear I got my pads strapped tight on top of my jeans I'ma stormtroopin, go-gettin', shredin machine First trail of the day, crank it up seems good! Oh my god what the heck I didn't know there was wood I risk road rash cause I wear a tank top And I love blocking trails and standing on drops My bike is from the 90's and it freakin' sends! And I love getting rad with all of my friends I make people cringe cause I ride all sketchy If I aint' casin' jumps I'm landin' nose heavy 29ers are cool and I don't mind climbin' Straight testing my skill on all the black diamonds Today was a blast cause I conquered my fears And I had a good ti-- Aw cool a deer! Chorus 3 -- I only ride park I got my legs spread wide Only ride with a guide I only ride park Brake bumps all day I always get in your way I only ride park You can find my trying to whip While I wear new balance kicks I only ride park I got that safety glass steez And I run into trees I only ride park
+Tche Caver i'm no better, i ride an ns fuzz with a fox fork and a rockshox shock and i wear a tld shirt and gloves, a fox helmet, smith goggles, poc pads, and a leatt neck brace.
I occasionally use my 1993 Stumpjumper for a nice hardtail alternative. Nothing wrong with that. If I'm feeling goofy, I can complete the look with my 90s Lycra race kit and motocross helmet. :D I get the occasional snide comment, but that evaporates when I beat them down the hill on my ancient bike (I was a DH racer).
In my country we don't have a lot of parks only like 3 in the whole country. So you guys inspired me to go to Leogang of Whistler in 2 years! much excited, much wow
Sad to live in Finland which hasnt that many bike parks and even if there is one couple of them, my parents wont take me there. btw you riding downhill ?
Man the squid lid saved my life though. Broke my wrist on helion at highland when a Joey was on top of the first table. That rented gear probably saved me from a knockout and I was glad to have it.
*disses 650B*
2019: Downhill bikes use 650B and 29"
Park Rat: am i what I hate
Jack Luxton Real Park Rats still use 26
He rides 26
Old school or no school is the Motto for real Park Rats
yeah i run 650b on my freeride
The real motto is enduro 😂.
Awesome: Wheelies without a chain. :D
He actually had a chain on
Fabian Reisener manuel
+Super Nova cat walk
+Super Nova that was not a manual. he was doing a wheelie, because he was actively pedaling to keep the front wheel up. with a manual, you do not pedal at all, but rather use your bodyweight to keep the front wheel raised.
Georges Bikes thats how the real pros manual
hey... a joey doesn't ride with one finger on the brake's lever
True they use 3 for the "comfort"
+vittorio fagiani haha yes true.
that is too true my friend says he uses three and i got a lil triggered
I can't use one because my brakes are so rubbish
i use two for brake stability
2013: "screw your 650b"
2020: every bike company has a 29er DH bike
if you a real man you still rock a 26er dh bike. fuck yer 29
@@strdxck591 if yer a real man you dont bitch about 29
@@strdxck591 If your a real man you run reverse mullet with a 24 and 26er on a full suspension gravel bike
Future has 32inch wheels 😳😂👍
I didn't know why we rode 29ers until I got a 650b. The rock gardens on pinch climbs get me every time.
Iv watched this a million times now and I still never get bored of it lol
Pro time-lapser me too
but have you watched it a billion times
1:47 so much for chainless
0:29
"screw your 650b"
things done changed
Real Park rats use 26"
“I don’t have no chain” 5 seconds later: *pedals bike*
he even did a wheelie
2024 i only ride park!!
Sorry, but we have a large mountain biking audience as well that we like to please. More videos specially for Tyler Horsman soon!
@@noahwiebe2558 40 now mate
best video on youtube
Fredaodh only for you
and 89 other people
Great song,its pretty accurate. I visited family in B.C last summer and went mountain biking for the first time at Silverstar near Vernon. Not only did I do a bunch of the stuff in the song, but I took a wrong turn and ended going really far down some random road that led to no where.
So jealous of you who live in BC.
You get the same terrain and plants in the USA North West.
Tnx
Stan Woo yeah man agreed. BC seems to be heaven on earth.
trust me it is
Stan Woo its amazing best place on earth.
I ONLY RIDE PORK!!!
You can ride MY pork anytime ololooololol
**rides pig into the sunset...**
i don't think it is that kind of pork
Jack Aldred
MLGpro Boss Yeah :D
These guys kill it with funny ass MTB vids.
Considering the fact that I ride a 29er and I actually do wear NB sneakers, this made me feel bad.
Jk I couldn't care less this vid was awesome
Lol hold up I'm gonna go kill myself now cause I wear nb and have a 29er :)
Joey
+Duncan Lovin lol
Duncan Lovin you wish m8
29ers will never be cool ( Forget my 29er enduro bike exists)
The tank top for newbs is true. My friend's first time doing downhill in whistler he showed up in full body armour and a muscle shirt
***** I agree but I was just stating the muscle shirt thing as it was in the music video. I ride whistler almost every weekend and I only wear my helmet, elbow pads and knees pads. Sunday I took a pretty bad bail on the tabletop on heart of darkness. Got a bit over confident and carried too much speed. Landed flat and flipped over my bars. Messed up my shoulder. Now I'm sitting here injured off work for a week. I learned my lesson, going to get full armour now lol.
I do wear a muscle shirt and it has saved me breaking like 7 bones.
I think Jordan Boostmaster is a huge exception tho
Joey squad for the win!
Can I join?
This weekend I met a guy dressed like the Joey with a Kona Stinky and he was fast as hell! Definitely faster than me, he was with a WC rider by the way.
One time I was at a race, I do cross country. And I was climbing this huuuge hill and I looked to the side of me and there was a kid on a old beat up bike didn't even have a coil or shock on his bike plain stainless steel. Not even with clips he had on a pair of ironically new balance shoes. That mofo smoked me up the climb. He was like 14, I am pretty good. But i ain't even mad. That was amazing. Imagine that guy with a good bike and the right gear. He sucked on the downhill section though.
Jaco Schade eeew xc is the worst
Jaco Schade well i guess i sucked on the DH part 'cause he didn't have the right gear. DH is skills, Uphill is power/weight ratio. So if he wasn't heavy but develloped quite a lot of power, it's easy for him ^^
Man I was overtaken by a girl on a hardtail on the DH track once.... I´m certainly not a pro but usually amongst the fastest 10-20% of the folks at the bikepark...
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BEST RAP SONG EVER.
other than maybe faster than you.
No Whismas is better
Agree
Wtf. I saw this ONE time when it came out. Today I was chilling and it randomly popped in my head... What the hell, it's awesome!
I ONLY RIDE...
Walmart Bikes.
yes
Like 101
Hahahah😂😂😂
Mongoose
Schering santis
Sup fools?
It's me again.
Still faster than you.
You wanna know what I ride?
Listen up!
Chorus 1 --
I only ride park
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill
I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain
I only ride park
Screw your xc
And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs
And I'm still faster than you
Verse 1--
I got all the record times
I know the secret lines
And I never walk my bike
Always cuttin' in line
I only ride in the summer when the park is open
Trails closed for maintenance? Its time for poachin'
I don't compete but I act like pro racer
And I saved 20 grams with carbon spacers
I ride the hein train harder than Kenny Smith
And I taught Kyle Norbraten how to drift (robbed)
I'm so damn pro at everything that I do
If I did slopestyle I'd probably win that too
I don't pedal to the trail cause I have to get towed
And all my stuff is brand new cause I get free %#@! bro
I don't protect my arms, only wear this T
I love cutting off Joeys cause they're slower than me
The ladies like to call me the bike park king
I don't ride down %#@!, I jump the whole damn thing
Chorus 2--
I only ride park
Thirty laps in a day
My hands are locked this way
I only ride park
A million down?
I ride a billion down
I only ride park
Catwalks in line
Front page of decline
I only ride park
You ride chinless too?
Well I ride brakeless foo!
Verse 2 -- (JASON)
I'm a joey and its my first time here
I got my squid lid and all my rental gear
I got my pads strapped tight on top of my jeans
I'ma stormtroopin, go-gettin', shredin machine
First trail of the day, crank it up seems good!
Oh my god what the heck I didn't know there was wood
I risk road rash cause I wear a tank top
And I love blocking trails and standing on drops
My bike is from the 90's and it freakin' sends!
And I love getting rad with all of my friends
I make people cringe cause I ride all sketchy
If I aint' casin' jumps I'm landin' nose heavy
29ers are cool and I don't mind climbin'
Straight testing my skill on all the black diamonds
Today was a blast cause I conquered my fears
And I had a good ti-- Aw cool a deer!
Chorus 3 --
I only ride park
I got my legs spread wide
Only ride with a guide
I only ride park
Brake bumps all day
I always get in your way
I only ride park
You can find my trying to whip
While I wear new balance kicks
I only ride park
I got that safety glass steez
And I run into trees
I only ride park
it never gets old!
Do a snowboard/ski I only ride park!
+Tyler Wolstenholme It would go something like: "I'm not even that good at skiing but I can sure do some nice tricks"
Another bmx rider here! Nice haha
So true though. The Joey would be a Jerry with rental gear trying to ride boxes and hit the side of jumps lololol
Jesse Lazzari and they would have wobbly knees and hold they're poles in the wrong spot
using the straps to hold their hands up
Still the banger it's always been. 💯
Wears RockShox t-shirt, rides bike with Fox fork. Logic.
+Tche Caver i'm no better, i ride an ns fuzz with a fox fork and a rockshox shock and i wear a tld shirt and gloves, a fox helmet, smith goggles, poc pads, and a leatt neck brace.
+Ulysses Yarbrough lol that brand loyalty tho
+Tche Caver i have oneal only bcs its the cheapest lol .D
most times its Fox tshirt, rockshox fork
rockshox in back ... rc4
Can you guys over at ifht make it so I can download it on iTunes? Or Amazon music?
I occasionally use my 1993 Stumpjumper for a nice hardtail alternative. Nothing wrong with that.
If I'm feeling goofy, I can complete the look with my 90s Lycra race kit and motocross helmet. :D I get the occasional snide comment, but that evaporates when I beat them down the hill on my ancient bike (I was a DH racer).
One, I didn't think it would go this hard.. But it bangs pretty good!
Two, attack me like this again and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
so true about the locked hands
jared clark can feel it only when i see it
In my country we don't have a lot of parks only like 3 in the whole country. So you guys inspired me to go to Leogang of Whistler in 2 years! much excited, much wow
Mahalo
Mahalo
Mahalo my dudes
*M A H A L O*
do it with skiing!!!
do a vid abot how to be a skateboarder
Yea
wow the lady on the left at 1:24 looks fit!
Most of the girls you see in IHFT videos are Whistler THOTs.
Fun fact:
This isn’t you’re first time here.
LOL
So true😂💪
Yep
actually true
and it won't be your last
i love how everyone makes fun of the joey's but remember, you were them too once
:)
+007 Hey, not trying to start an argument, but I was never a joey!
+Jack Douglas same
+Jackson Brooks I started out on BMX and got really good before I rode mountain bikes so I knew what I was doing.
+Jack Douglas same
+Jack Douglas same
Fun fact: at 1:28 you can see that the ladies have more biceps than "bike-park-king".
Hold up ladies, I prefer sporty.
Me here who doesn’t exist in front of the ladies. I only got “NO LADIES” yah I get no dh bike yah.
Lol, the Joey exactly describes my friend! Like every detail xD
My new alarm song. Wake up to this every morning and you will always wake up with a smile on your face.
2024 and still hard
Dis song shid broo
Yes id is
1:45 Straight after slamming the chain he does a wheelie. You need a chain to to a wheelie.
Your hands are locked like that for another reason 🤣🤣🤣
more like
"I CAN ONLY RIDE PARK"
Bryan Bandilla I CANT AFFORD PARK
Bryan Bandilla 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
I ONLY HAVE AVALA
by far my favorite song ever! I swear I listen to this like all the time!
I rode Whistler today. Why? Cause I only ride PARK!
Mans got permanent LEGO hands.
2:23
That's... that's my bike... don't worry I don't actually ride downhill I ride to school on it
Why have i only just found your channel. Love it
7 years later, still iconic as hell.
10 years....
Love this video
Maybe she will cover this song. Who knows
how about a video called, “I’ve never ridden park because I live in Florida.”
Awesome! Saw you guys up there when you were filming.
My son has this as his ringtone!
7 years
Do a how to be a joey!
2020.....still a classic
that chain slap...
greatest channel on youtube
So absolutely fucking true... :D
1:25 isnt that hayden kortemoore
?
So basically you are Remy Metailler.
Dude best Downhill song Ive ever heard
I guess I'm a Joey then. I kind of like climbing, and I crash a lot
Still a legend
Thirty laps a day my hands are locked this way!!!! LOL!!!!
I usually calculate the total downhill drop to know how much I've ridden. An average day is around 12000ft, I've had days of over 15000ft.
8 years ago??! Wow, amazing
Sad to live in Finland which hasnt that many bike parks and even if there is one couple of them, my parents wont take me there. btw you riding downhill ?
I can't believe it's already been eight years
Norbs is a fucking legend
woow, That's sick, Thank you for the awesome song.
what do you mean screw 650b? i mean, almost all downhill bike now is 650b. lel
+Danpyo 2g lol that's very true. however, look at the upload date, it was before 650b really became a thing with dh bikes.
got a 15' dh with 26" they still make um. screw your 650b..
ur just jealous of my massive wheels pleb
as you said "they make sum" obviously not MANY! :D
you know, mine is 1.5" Bigger than yours, u mad brah?
+DA WN people the ride 650b are just compositing
Man the squid lid saved my life though. Broke my wrist on helion at highland when a Joey was on top of the first table. That rented gear probably saved me from a knockout and I was glad to have it.
I only eat pork. Grilling pig all all day I don't got no steak. I only eat pork.
"Muslims hate this man!"
lol
me in minecraft
Who else has watched this 50 Times and it’s 2020 in September
This guy has more bars than lil moseys freestyle
the vid. and the song is awesom (again)...thanks
9 days until this is life!
Been over for 9 days in Arizona. Haha. Screw the sun
Who is that blonde on the left at 1:25
When I go to Whistler I do not want to look like that Joey because I can't bring my own bike
You need to make more videos about biking!! There amazing haha
thanks badger
At 00:25 he says he has no chain but at 01:47 he is doing a wheelie and pedaling using a chain?? 😂😂LoL
What kind of hard rider does not hit trees come on
You guys make my day everyday I watch your videos
"it's time for poaching."
Hahah amazing!
1:29 when her arms are bigger than yours
i love this song i only ride park (leogang)❤
404: Swag overload
Please make a 20-30s ringtone version of this downloadable!!!
I have a friend named Joey that rides DH... its a hard life for him
Best video ever😂❤
I used to ride cross country then I discovered downhill and now I’m this lol
Mahalo from Sweden!
But where's his D3?
this is still such an epic classic
Hört es noch wer an in 2019?
NurEinSpieler jap
Warum nicht
NurEinSpieler ja
aba sicher doch
Bruder 2020