Rappin' for Jesus

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2013
  • I helped my pastor make this music video when I was in high school. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it! May the Lord bless and keep you. : )
    EDIT: Hi guys! Boy the response to this video has been overwhelming! I'm excited and glad so many people got a kick out of it. If anyone wants to download the song they can get it hear: brianspinney.bandcamp.com/

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  • @user1waffle147
    @user1waffle147 5 років тому +13853

    When your premium N-pass gets upgraded to an elite N-pass...

  • @Ryan-Petre
    @Ryan-Petre 8 років тому +31110

    It seems so fake yet so plausible and real at the same time.

    • @thewalterandryanshow
      @thewalterandryanshow 8 років тому +144

      L

    • @ahmedmir7823
      @ahmedmir7823 8 років тому +85

      Ikr

    • @dansala5778
      @dansala5778 8 років тому +501

      Ik but dis white boi just said "Jesus Is My Nigga" if i saw there asses in my church i'd slap em And THEY SAID JESUS IS A NIGGA AND A G Wtf.

    • @heistmanjacob
      @heistmanjacob 8 років тому +44

      +Dan Sala HAHA this is too funny

    • @user-li4nr2kn7m
      @user-li4nr2kn7m 8 років тому +5

      hi

  • @Dartanius100
    @Dartanius100 2 місяці тому +1763

    "He's the son of the original G" goes unnecessarily hard. What an actually sick line hahaha

    • @Ghostbtw88
      @Ghostbtw88 5 днів тому +4

      What a truly funny observation

    • @jasonvargas7564
      @jasonvargas7564 День тому

      I don’t get why he should get that title. Adam was also born without a human father AND without a human mother yet Christians belittle him. Why is he not worthy of that title, but Jesus is?

    • @SpookyBoba
      @SpookyBoba 16 годин тому

      ​@jasonvargas7564 I think it's because Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge, disobeying God and essentially created sin. As a result, they were both banished and they and their decendents (humans) are forced to live lives of hardship (having to survive in usually harsh conditions, pain during child birth, death etc.). Not to mention Adam's son Cain was essentially the originator of evil, violence, and greed after killing his brother Able.
      Jesus, on the other hand tried to better humankind by performing miracles, and spreading the word of God. He even died for everyone's sins.
      I think that's why Adam is disliked so much and not considered the "Son of God" in Christianity, but don't quote me on this, I'm not 100% sure why. This is just what I think.

  • @AntGoodman06
    @AntGoodman06 2 місяці тому +2378

    I love how the old guy in the back is just having the time of this life

  • @ellagravley5421
    @ellagravley5421 4 роки тому +8954

    Mary Sue: “what does that n word mean?”
    Main dude: “I don’t know the kids use it.”

  • @TheOfficialChonDeeble
    @TheOfficialChonDeeble 4 роки тому +5797

    Friend: “What music do you listen to?”
    Me: “It’s complicated...”

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Місяць тому +1078

    0% nudity
    0% alcohol
    0% drugs
    1000% Jesus

  • @tuckerj456
    @tuckerj456 2 місяці тому +2377

    As soon as he said "bigga" I said omg here it comes 🤦🏾🤣

    • @TheForbiddenChode
      @TheForbiddenChode Місяць тому +54

      We should be offended…. but it’s just hilarious

    • @masteryooda9087
      @masteryooda9087 Місяць тому +75

      @@TheForbiddenChodewhy should we be offended

    • @TheForbiddenChode
      @TheForbiddenChode Місяць тому +14

      @@masteryooda9087 He said the n word

    • @JiggletitsMcgee
      @JiggletitsMcgee Місяць тому +53

      @@TheForbiddenChode ...And?

    • @TheForbiddenChode
      @TheForbiddenChode Місяць тому

      @@JiggletitsMcgee What are you an edgelord? I’m pretty sure you know enough history to know how much weight that word carries.

  • @D_Quinn
    @D_Quinn 4 роки тому +7775

    Jesus Christ in Heaven: "I'm a what?"

    • @ethannguyen1001
      @ethannguyen1001 4 роки тому +56

      The Lorax 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mirady9675
      @mirady9675 4 роки тому +110

      A nigga, specifically MAH nigga.

    • @konkordzik1281
      @konkordzik1281 4 роки тому +137

      Jesus isn't exactly white, more Arabic skintone

    • @quinx5251
      @quinx5251 4 роки тому +149

      “Im a what?”
      *A Wizard*

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 роки тому +229

      "You're my nigga, Harry"

  • @JP-mu5er
    @JP-mu5er 5 років тому +112348

    Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 2 місяці тому +1978

    This IS the gospel.

  • @christie196
    @christie196 2 місяці тому +855

    I find myself coming back here every 5 years or so when it pops into my head. Never disappoints

    • @VajraYogini93
      @VajraYogini93 Місяць тому +2

      Me just now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gjokkalthi9550
      @gjokkalthi9550 Місяць тому +3

      isn't this song a mocking to jesus 😮

    • @user-ek2ms4om7p
      @user-ek2ms4om7p Місяць тому +2

      @@gjokkalthi9550 Yes, it is. If Mary Sue was saying Jesus is my God, than it will be Christian Rap, but instead she mocked the Son of God/the Word and called Him with the word N.... God ADONAI is TRIUNE : Father and Word And Spirit and His Name is Jesus/YHWHYESHUAELSHADDAI. He is NOT your N.... He is Not for mocking and soon the world will taste from the WRATH of the LAMB, HalleluYAH.✝✝✝

    • @ericbussey6240
      @ericbussey6240 Місяць тому

      This and Christian Side Hug. I'm good for the 2020s

    • @litymiu837
      @litymiu837 29 днів тому

      ​@@user-ek2ms4om7p actually god doesn't care how you preach his word as long as it is preached
      What you wanted was to not use his name in vein or with bad intentions

  • @HangoDang
    @HangoDang 5 років тому +9145

    "My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga"
    Ah shit, here we go again

  • @mynameismud8596
    @mynameismud8596 4 роки тому +3760

    everybody gangsta until the pastor drops the nbomb

    • @johnnyrocketz7808
      @johnnyrocketz7808 4 роки тому +3

      Kriilo truuuuu

    • @noahz2007
      @noahz2007 4 роки тому +9

      Everybody respects the priest or he brings back the kids to meet one eyed god in general.

    • @ABC-is9zp
      @ABC-is9zp 4 роки тому +3

      This made me actually laugh and not just blow air through my nose

    • @barface2992
      @barface2992 4 роки тому

      Facts

    • @datboijoey9587
      @datboijoey9587 4 роки тому +6

      Naw we still gangsta

  • @JustGrace200
    @JustGrace200 2 місяці тому +528

    Please make this popular again

    • @malinas.4536
      @malinas.4536 2 місяці тому +14

      It still is!

    • @ambermillerrr
      @ambermillerrr 2 місяці тому +9

      it literally has 89m views with recent comments

    • @RatKingLiam
      @RatKingLiam Місяць тому +4

      Fr!!!

    • @mattg1611
      @mattg1611 19 днів тому +4

      Buddy I come back to this video 3 times a year, it’s never faded

    • @virgnthermostat5928
      @virgnthermostat5928 3 дні тому

      Bro, shit slaps like my wife's cheeks when she's making me pay for the sins of my fathers.😅

  • @randomgirlontheinternet
    @randomgirlontheinternet 2 місяці тому +223

    "He's the son of the original G" 💀

    • @DC.TheAtom_Edits
      @DC.TheAtom_Edits 8 днів тому +10

      Don’t put a skull as if that’s not a fire line

  • @sketzretro4196
    @sketzretro4196 4 роки тому +7872

    The super white guy in the back is so underrated

    • @sean5194
      @sean5194 4 роки тому +147

      2:28

    • @alexburke853
      @alexburke853 4 роки тому +160

      He’s just vibin

    • @sebastiant.3588
      @sebastiant.3588 4 роки тому +58

      He do be bringing some fire beats ngl

    • @abandonedmushroom2535
      @abandonedmushroom2535 4 роки тому +1

      Nova Universal stfu

    • @Ed-nc4lw
      @Ed-nc4lw 4 роки тому +10

      Wait in the song they call him the n word so does that mean they r admitting that Jesus is black

  • @YelloLiquid
    @YelloLiquid 3 роки тому +19838

    “Are you sure we can say this word”
    “Yeah the kids say it all the time”

    • @kingduckdodo6672
      @kingduckdodo6672 3 роки тому +506

      its true though, some kids casually said it.

    • @YelloLiquid
      @YelloLiquid 3 роки тому +707

      @@kingduckdodo6672 true, I don’t say it because im whiter than the background guys shirt

    • @YelloLiquid
      @YelloLiquid 3 роки тому +55

      @@peterlustig6888 lol

    • @pumpkinspice247
      @pumpkinspice247 3 роки тому +22

      lmao

    • @estikoz3531
      @estikoz3531 3 роки тому +38

      @@peterlustig6888 woow dude chill lool

  • @illbebach8018
    @illbebach8018 11 днів тому +30

    imagine a sunday school teacher playing this without watching it first. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hello-uh5tt
    @Hello-uh5tt Місяць тому +130

    Okay but can we all agree that "Son of the original G" goes so hard as a bar?

  • @Chipster971
    @Chipster971 8 років тому +4762

    Straight Outta Church

  • @elementalpsycho5205
    @elementalpsycho5205 3 роки тому +4265

    Everyboby gangsta till mary sue turn the other cheek

  • @mattg1611
    @mattg1611 Місяць тому +61

    Whoever found this video and uploaded it to UA-cam is a actual godsend

    • @Elavator66
      @Elavator66 19 днів тому +1

      This isn't a real tape, it's a parody.

    • @mattg1611
      @mattg1611 19 днів тому +3

      @@Elavator66 and how do you know that ? You don’t, read the description

    • @Elavator66
      @Elavator66 19 днів тому

      @@mattg1611 There's an entire video on it by wavywebsurf.

    • @jimmymarrs1556
      @jimmymarrs1556 15 днів тому

      @@mattg1611there’s a pretty good video on it iirc. Google “origin of rappin for Jesus” or something like that

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 5 днів тому

      ​@@mattg1611ua-cam.com/video/kF9u4nCnZn8/v-deo.htmlsi=yZ84JjCpeHGT4qvn it's a very good fake but still a fake

  • @FriskRobotnik
    @FriskRobotnik 2 місяці тому +181

    There’s no way that this only came out 11 years ago???!!!
    That style, that dress, the fonts and the image quality - and good God, the sweet naivety of the preacher!!? there’s no way.
    I won hundred percent guessed 1983… 🤷🏻‍♂️🤯

    • @Sunnyflower0502
      @Sunnyflower0502 Місяць тому +17

      It was filmed a while ago, while the poster of the video was in highschool, but they just posted it on youtube 11 years ago.

    • @groanmcforeheadslap1942
      @groanmcforeheadslap1942 Місяць тому +11

      I don't mean to call out the obvious but it's a hoax.
      Parody. Sketch. Too ridiculous to be true.
      It's very funny but it isn't real and it isn't from decades ago... This is very obvious.
      If you're just playing along then you just trolled me, so congrats on being at the next level, but it really seems like you think it's real.

    • @TysonDylan0
      @TysonDylan0 Місяць тому

      I was in high school when this first got popular, 2007-2011. The original was around 5 years old when everyone discovered it from some old website like ebaumsworld or Newgrounds

    • @FIDEL_CASHFLOW_
      @FIDEL_CASHFLOW_ Місяць тому

      ​​@@Sunnyflower0502not true. Why are you lying? Wavywebsurf did a video on it and it's clearly a prank that was filmed semi recently but made to appear as if it was some legitimate song that was found on some old VCR tapes and uploaded

    • @Sc0pee
      @Sc0pee Місяць тому +4

      @@groanmcforeheadslap1942 Why do you think it's a hoax? It's written in the title that: "I helped my pastor make this music video when I was in high school." I don't think this is far too fetched for a youth outreach program (video). And yes, it's probably also meant to be funny and goofy!

  • @jensdahlbom9049
    @jensdahlbom9049 4 роки тому +4247

    1:03 He just murdered almost every rapper alive with that line.

    • @austinn_6161
      @austinn_6161 4 роки тому +17

      Jens Dahlbom lkr

    • @johndoe9493
      @johndoe9493 4 роки тому +113

      The only rapper Eminem is too afraid to diss

    • @ATLienMJ
      @ATLienMJ 4 роки тому +27

      Has Tupac shaking in his boots.

    • @nenadzunban7944
      @nenadzunban7944 4 роки тому +13

      This is bible 2

    • @nero7263
      @nero7263 4 роки тому +3

      *NGL BUT THAT WAS TRUE XD*

  • @TheUltraGamer20
    @TheUltraGamer20 4 роки тому +42864

    Well, to be fair they did reach the youth...

    • @toastjuh
      @toastjuh 4 роки тому +331

      Yep

    • @donder172
      @donder172 4 роки тому +1108

      They did, though I don't think in the way they were hoping for.

    • @OGrupxe
      @OGrupxe 4 роки тому +89

      What happened?

    • @donder172
      @donder172 4 роки тому +431

      @@OGrupxe They became a meme, I think?

    • @idaho6533
      @idaho6533 4 роки тому +222

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @doyouliketacos7809
    @doyouliketacos7809 2 місяці тому +158

    If It is not played at my funeral, I am not dying!

  • @laura08064156
    @laura08064156 2 місяці тому +59

    11 years have passed and this is still the jam

  • @arathcastanos
    @arathcastanos 3 роки тому +5114

    “I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G” Biggie been real quiet

  • @pureunit4017
    @pureunit4017 4 роки тому +9870

    Can we appreciate the guy in the white shirt just having his very own rave

    • @plasmass_
      @plasmass_ 4 роки тому +167

      Pure Unit 👊😤

    • @LakeOfHorror
      @LakeOfHorror 4 роки тому +74

      Absolute unit

    • @edgy6562
      @edgy6562 4 роки тому +57

      He's a mood.

    • @edecylpmis4206
      @edecylpmis4206 4 роки тому +35

      Old Man Rave is better than Crab Rave

    • @vo1929
      @vo1929 4 роки тому +25

      Pure Unit he’s just vibing

  • @ITSJUSTDAYNA
    @ITSJUSTDAYNA Місяць тому +37

    “Worrd up…im freestylin”
    “Hit me!” 😂😂😂

  • @giuseppemoneta706
    @giuseppemoneta706 23 дні тому +60

    I think that people tend to overlook or don't even get to this verse:
    "He's a homie MC, JC, you see, he's an honest, caring, peace-loving ni- like me"
    That shit's straight up fire

  • @chasinchipzT
    @chasinchipzT 5 років тому +3334

    This guy is the maker of N word passes

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 5 років тому +63

      No, he is the follower of the man who invented it.

    • @HoneyICakes
      @HoneyICakes 5 років тому +10

      Teenlikesgames879 Amen

    • @Andy-ih4no
      @Andy-ih4no 5 років тому +7

      Provider*

    • @sathlasdalaraynidridlendar6875
      @sathlasdalaraynidridlendar6875 5 років тому +3

      @Anthony Brantley
      It wasn't just in the mid 1800s to tear down black people, it started with the Spanish who bought the African slaves in the 1600s. In Spanish "Negro" means black, which is what they called the Africans because of their dark skin. It was then used by most people in the western world to refer to African slaves.

    • @sodiumchloride8995
      @sodiumchloride8995 5 років тому +1

      @Anthony BrantleySnicka

  • @Shreggs
    @Shreggs 5 років тому +3869

    *Ah yes I am exactly at the right Christian server.*

  • @victoriagilson5048
    @victoriagilson5048 Місяць тому +41

    "Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
    I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
    If you wanna reach those kids on the street
    Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
    So I gave my sermon an urban kick
    My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
    My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
    That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my ni--a
    Woo!
    He's a life-changer, miracle arranger
    Born to the virgin mom in a manger
    Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
    And he died for your sins
    I preach the word, that's my gig
    And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G
    All the other MCs, I wish them well
    But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
    Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
    She's a fly MC and the light of my life
    So to bust a rhyme without further ado
    Take it away, Mary Sue!
    Jesus Christ is my ni--a
    He's the son of the original G
    And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
    (What?)
    Like if another MC says, "You're a freak!
    You're a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak!"
    I don't get mad and I don't critique
    I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
    I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
    I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
    I do exude a little Christian swag
    And I'm proud to be an American!
    Jesus Christ is our ni--a
    Let his light shine through ya!
    Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say hallelujah
    Jesus Christ is our nigga
    He's a homie MC, JC, you see
    He's an honest, caring, peace-loving ni--a like me
    If you do drugs and you think you're cool
    You need to come to Sunday school!
    Put those drugs in a garbage can
    Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
    Word up!
    I'm freestyling!
    Hit me!" Is the best song of the century

  • @kaleolll5374
    @kaleolll5374 Місяць тому +34

    I’m gonna be real honest… this song got me into Jesus now I’m Getting baptized this Sunday!! Hha praise the lord

    • @megstasy
      @megstasy 19 днів тому +3

      Wait are you being for real? Congratulations fam, God bless 😍💖✝️

  • @thewinkybopper1288
    @thewinkybopper1288 4 роки тому +9675

    Eminem: I’m the best rapper of all time
    Priest: hold my chalice of sacramental wine

    • @rei9038
      @rei9038 4 роки тому +18

      Lol true

    • @MagicalGuard
      @MagicalGuard 4 роки тому +8

      I’d give this an upvote if it didn’t ruin the 420 Someone else ruined it. Upvote time!

    • @cooperfrieden6366
      @cooperfrieden6366 4 роки тому +6

      @@MagicalGuard good

    • @chris-ih2mw
      @chris-ih2mw 4 роки тому +11

      The Winkybopper top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

    • @MagicalGuard
      @MagicalGuard 4 роки тому +3

      @alex dulko yeah this blew up real quick

  • @95dude
    @95dude 7 років тому +4861

    Atheist explain this

    • @nilserikssonbarjed8032
      @nilserikssonbarjed8032 7 років тому +452

      man, i was an atheist but this converted me

    • @KARMA-cy7lh
      @KARMA-cy7lh 7 років тому +104

      banana boi we can't

    • @donjuan69420
      @donjuan69420 7 років тому +3

      Suddenly8symmetry do you celebrate Christmas?

    • @SupaSwagdeskKILLTHEHUMANZ
      @SupaSwagdeskKILLTHEHUMANZ 7 років тому +73

      The photons emitted by the screen collect to the point where the rap becomes fire.

    • @KARMA-cy7lh
      @KARMA-cy7lh 7 років тому +1

      Ezekiel Elliott yeah

  • @YourOldXBOX360
    @YourOldXBOX360 Місяць тому +29

    A Certified Hood Classic.

  • @christinaaa_xo
    @christinaaa_xo 24 дні тому +13

    "Let his love pop a cap in your BUTT!" 😂😂😂😂 I am crying, screaming, and throwing up

  • @dawidturos7301
    @dawidturos7301 4 роки тому +21520

    “He’s the son of the original G”
    That really hit home.

  • @knyt0
    @knyt0 4 роки тому +26960

    The guy dancing in the backround isn't given enough credit

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 4 роки тому +721

      He also did the smoke machine gotta give respect

    • @dunkendohnuts5841
      @dunkendohnuts5841 4 роки тому +53

      @@refthegeneric oh yea

    • @unlightings
      @unlightings 4 роки тому +257

      And he got the headphones so you already know this song is fire as hell

    • @linkslot7083
      @linkslot7083 4 роки тому +59

      he basically did it all

    • @drdoofenshnigga4994
      @drdoofenshnigga4994 4 роки тому +42

      Ik he was shot in the crack

  • @TannerMiller-sp1zw
    @TannerMiller-sp1zw Місяць тому +13

    11 years and im still loving it

  • @MacksVII
    @MacksVII 2 місяці тому +15

    this is one of the songs my head plays during a important test

  • @citrusbunny6455
    @citrusbunny6455 4 роки тому +5697

    BREAKING NEWS:
    Sin has dropped to 0%

    • @TheAkator
      @TheAkator 4 роки тому +16

      sin increasing

    • @MrFade-vz7hm
      @MrFade-vz7hm 4 роки тому +2

      Just got 369 likes nice

    • @keith3819
      @keith3819 4 роки тому +9

      Sin decreased 666%

    • @raphuscucullatus7845
      @raphuscucullatus7845 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheAkator No, because Jesus pulled up with a glock.

    • @crackajack913
      @crackajack913 4 роки тому +1

      @@keith3819 Meeting the Cardinal on Thursday!

  • @gutz6005
    @gutz6005 3 роки тому +5137

    The devil’s been real quiet since they dropped this one.

    • @jengibre4119
      @jengibre4119 3 роки тому +8

      Ayo I’m the 69th like

    • @888records
      @888records 3 роки тому +69

      The devil is writing his diss track response.

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 роки тому +37

      Not even the devil has a comeback for this. He got destroyed

    • @alexeswright1668
      @alexeswright1668 3 роки тому +4

      You forgot about covid 😂😂

    • @jahkwonleo5438
      @jahkwonleo5438 3 роки тому +1

      Bc he’s doing the devils work for him😂keeping people out of church

  • @ericaking0224
    @ericaking0224 Місяць тому +14

    We getting through them pearly gates with this one >>> 🔥

  • @n8rix2013
    @n8rix2013 2 місяці тому +8

    I don't see a problem here. I would go to this church as much as possible. This is the best

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +3604

    “Without further ado, take it away, Mary Sue!”
    *_“JESUS CHRIST IS MY NI**A”_*

    • @CurtisBenjaminIsrael4453
      @CurtisBenjaminIsrael4453 4 роки тому +34

      Acts 13:1"Now there were in the church that was at Antioch certain prophets and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called NIGER, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had been brought up with Herod the tetrarch, and Saul."

    • @deadmemelol
      @deadmemelol 4 роки тому +14

      @@CurtisBenjaminIsrael4453 mmm, see the spelling difference?

    • @bluegoat0853
      @bluegoat0853 4 роки тому +4

      I’m ur 500th like

    • @mikejmarvin
      @mikejmarvin 4 роки тому

      Er

    • @idkman2633
      @idkman2633 4 роки тому +3

      Jesus Christ is *a* nigga 🙏🏾

  • @Frame_Late
    @Frame_Late 3 роки тому +4286

    The only rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss.

    • @finnstokes4443
      @finnstokes4443 3 роки тому +24

      Today we will be going over ten of the only rappers eminem was afraid to diss

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy 3 роки тому +13

      He would've quit if they rap battled

    • @finnstokes4443
      @finnstokes4443 3 роки тому +2

      Josiah Harris no.....there not

    • @dylanhinson4060
      @dylanhinson4060 3 роки тому

      Frfr

    • @qjbceyijnko
      @qjbceyijnko 3 роки тому +4

      Because he couldnt say the n word

  • @howdy4504
    @howdy4504 2 місяці тому +6

    I completely forgot this existed and it randomly appeared in my mix playlist. hey youtube, way to know me better than I know myself

  • @user-po4wt4kq2n
    @user-po4wt4kq2n 22 дні тому +13

    We're gettin' outta hell with this one🗣️🗣️

  • @LuNa285..
    @LuNa285.. 3 роки тому +2831

    Mary Sue: “I don’t cuss” Mary Sue 3 seconds later:

    • @flattpackproductions
      @flattpackproductions 3 роки тому +33

      That’s not a cuss word, it’s just disrespectful to say.

    • @LuNa285..
      @LuNa285.. 3 роки тому +15

      Crispy Koolaid the n word is very much as cuss word just sayin

    • @randjan8592
      @randjan8592 3 роки тому +9

      she didn't cuss, what is this world coming to?!

    • @lamontyaboy718
      @lamontyaboy718 3 роки тому +15

      @@randjan8592 it's considered explicit language atleast in the US where these people claim to reside from. Also what kinda pastor talks about Jesus like that. I'm sorry but this is pretty uncomfortable to watch. Even if you aren't religious it's still extremely cringeworthy.

    • @LuNa285..
      @LuNa285.. 3 роки тому +5

      Randjan how is the n word not a cuss? Please explain.

  • @aashiv93
    @aashiv93 3 роки тому +3014

    When the n-word pass comes straight from the Vatican.

    • @nerichavez1269
      @nerichavez1269 3 роки тому +53

      From jesus himself

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 3 роки тому +19

      Martin Luther "King" (of Protestants)*

    • @michalmazur6818
      @michalmazur6818 3 роки тому +13

      @@DavidLangeYU91 It's kinda funny because Martin Luther (white German) was the "founder" of protestantism

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 3 роки тому +4

      @@michalmazur6818
      ;)

    • @joseanthompson9069
      @joseanthompson9069 3 роки тому +7

      It doesn't effect me when they say it cause they say it with good intentions no harm behind it, you know no one today would say it would good intentions at all and try to be snarky about it.

  • @tyrrazhi1860
    @tyrrazhi1860 5 днів тому +5

    Kendrick and Drake don't dare drop a diss track on MC Clueless Pastor

  • @horsefetus3991
    @horsefetus3991 Місяць тому +2

    Never gets old 😂 every year or two I come back thinking it won’t be as shocking but no it’s still gets me every time 😂

  • @kuick6814
    @kuick6814 5 років тому +1196

    Wife: “I don’t cuss”
    Also wife: “Jesus Christ is my niggah”

    • @puppy8125
      @puppy8125 5 років тому +21

      Kuick that’s not a cuss

    • @Morionnoi07
      @Morionnoi07 5 років тому +5

      panda121602 yes it is

    • @nutanddash8552
      @nutanddash8552 5 років тому +5

      im a broke ass nigga

    • @itzquest1286
      @itzquest1286 5 років тому

      ?????

    • @visionz4081
      @visionz4081 5 років тому +2

      Subscribe To PewDiePie no it isn’t dumbass. But that is one

  • @thanos7283
    @thanos7283 5 років тому +2650

    The old man in the backgrond is killin' it

  • @Bighossss
    @Bighossss 22 дні тому +5

    The fact this never got taken down yt knows it’s a classic🤣

  • @CharlesSmooth1
    @CharlesSmooth1 Місяць тому +7

    When God said he’d bring fire and brimstone, this is what he meant 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rileytavernit2476
    @rileytavernit2476 4 роки тому +2378

    "put those drugs in a garbage can"
    **addiction rate drops to 0 meme**

    • @aquacrocwherry3321
      @aquacrocwherry3321 4 роки тому +28

      Well boys we did it, drug abuse is more

    • @tybrown2889
      @tybrown2889 4 роки тому +4

      I want to give your comment a like, but if I do it goes from 420 to 421, so I can’t.

    • @rileytavernit2476
      @rileytavernit2476 4 роки тому

      @@tybrown2889 i respect that, thank you

    • @trevorwilliams737
      @trevorwilliams737 4 роки тому +1

      Foot Spittin fax Christian language plz

    • @userm180
      @userm180 3 роки тому +1

      for GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whoever believeth in HIM should not perish but have eternal life"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 3:16."But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 1:12. hi! JESUS loves you and died for you if you accept HIM! HE rose from the dead to show us that death cant hold HIM! repent and start living your life for HIM and when the time is right HE will get you to Heaven💛

  • @marysueshowedu
    @marysueshowedu 4 роки тому +3277

    UPDATE: My pants still don’t sag.

  • @gersenoz3606
    @gersenoz3606 5 днів тому +4

    This is a certified hood classic.

  • @marioesqvl
    @marioesqvl 2 місяці тому +7

    Showed this to my kids today, we were ROLLING!!! 😂

  • @analauracarrillo659
    @analauracarrillo659 3 роки тому +3954

    Eminem’s been real quiet since this dropped....

  • @rmontanez5527
    @rmontanez5527 4 роки тому +3711

    Their N word pass is stronger than Eminem’s

  • @NastyMagic
    @NastyMagic Місяць тому +9

    Havnt touched myself since this dropped

    • @brycel6661
      @brycel6661 29 днів тому +3

      eleven years? dawg its really a miracle

    • @NastyMagic
      @NastyMagic 26 днів тому +3

      @@brycel6661 my balls turned purple but that only shows how much god loves me

    • @sketch_2471
      @sketch_2471 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@NastyMagic
      That's kinda hot

  • @sidhoasplace
    @sidhoasplace 3 роки тому +5275

    Showed this to an atheist, he’s now a pastor

  • @dremonL
    @dremonL 3 роки тому +2213

    The old guy in the back is just vibin so hard.

  • @CharlieWielowski
    @CharlieWielowski 26 днів тому +6

    The WoooOOOOOooo at 0:40 killed me off 💀
    Keep spamming the timestamp, it's quite satisfying

  • @thedumbestdoge881
    @thedumbestdoge881 12 днів тому +3

    “He’s the son of the original G” goes pretty hard though ngl

  • @kevinmulqueen8438
    @kevinmulqueen8438 3 роки тому +2240

    Last time something dropped this hard, Japan surrendered

  • @CV-Moore
    @CV-Moore 4 роки тому +5275

    My Parents At Dinner: "Let's steer away from religious topics at the dinner table."
    My Parents After Two Bottles Of Wine:

  • @M3RDR
    @M3RDR Місяць тому +15

    "I don't cuss"
    5 seconds later: "Jesus Christ is our N-"

    • @Chez_luez
      @Chez_luez Місяць тому +1

      Tru

    • @ElijahRyanThomas
      @ElijahRyanThomas 20 днів тому +2

      That's not a cuss word, it's just reappropriation of a racial slur.

  • @FectoMemoria
    @FectoMemoria Місяць тому +3

    Nobody's talking about the line "Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger"
    Or Mary-Sue's enthusiastic "Hit me!" at the end

  • @laytez
    @laytez 5 років тому +2050

    Lil Uzi : im the best rapper
    Eminem : Hold my beer
    Priest : Hold my Bible

    • @baconbitz7804
      @baconbitz7804 5 років тому +8

      ツLaytez lil uzi: I’m the best rapper
      Eminem: hold my beer
      Priest: Throw those drugs in a garbage can

    • @laytez
      @laytez 5 років тому +2

      @@baconbitz7804 Lmao

    • @benbrown3748
      @benbrown3748 5 років тому +3

      Priest: hold my bible

    • @flyingwagon834
      @flyingwagon834 5 років тому

      Hold my chalice

    • @laytez
      @laytez 5 років тому

      @@benbrown3748 haha

  • @TheTotsss
    @TheTotsss 2 місяці тому +14

    Can we get a “where are they now” update ?

    • @malinas.4536
      @malinas.4536 2 місяці тому

      Omggg that would be crazy

    • @JohnDoe-es2ux
      @JohnDoe-es2ux Місяць тому +7

      Pastor Jim (Patrick J Waggaman) passed away in 2021 and I’m not too sure about Mary sue (Elizabeth Ince) her IMDb and Facebook page hasn’t had much activity since 2021, but I’m sure she’s still around.

    • @SeraD-ik9ez
      @SeraD-ik9ez 28 днів тому

      Fuckin Heaven probably 😂

  • @PearlCrown292
    @PearlCrown292 19 днів тому +4

    Mary sue saying "i dont cuss" is genuinely hillarious with the rest of the song

  • @lilsam7926
    @lilsam7926 3 роки тому +66255

    satan's been real quiet since this dropped

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 3 роки тому +288

      *dropped

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 3 роки тому +59

      @@beyndavrg3037 *Coronavirus
      Humans are so anthropocentric. All the evil in the world, the actual abuse of beasts that caused COVID-19, and yet humans contracting the illness is the work of Satan. Unbelievable.

    • @blakeweston7593
      @blakeweston7593 3 роки тому +173

      It’s heaps funny how literally the same comment but a month ago is right above you

    • @blakeweston7593
      @blakeweston7593 3 роки тому +97

      People been saying this for 8 years very original

    • @marianoservat1
      @marianoservat1 3 роки тому +34

      LMAOOOO

  • @glitterpromise798
    @glitterpromise798 5 років тому +1420

    Eminem: *drops Rap God*
    Jesus: hold my wine.

  • @HustleWB
    @HustleWB 2 місяці тому +8

    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @stacyharmon9288
    @stacyharmon9288 8 днів тому +2

    How have I missed this song until now?! 😂🤣 I haven’t laughed this hard is awhile.

  • @kopath
    @kopath Рік тому +37659

    this guy can walk through the hood untouched

  • @nmagain24
    @nmagain24 4 роки тому +2619

    He's a life changer, miracle arranger, born to a virgin mom in a manger, water to wine he's a drink exchanger... BARZ

    • @Mr_Dimplezz
      @Mr_Dimplezz 4 роки тому +17

      Facts!

    • @Mr_Dimplezz
      @Mr_Dimplezz 4 роки тому +20

      Sending miracles your way.

    • @nmagain24
      @nmagain24 4 роки тому +3

      @@Mr_Dimplezz cool

    • @williamlevy6964
      @williamlevy6964 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks Jesus. We can always count on you.

    • @spicybbqchicken
      @spicybbqchicken 4 роки тому +5

      I was scrolling down while watching and read this comment at the exact time I heard it in the video....

  • @Derekfan
    @Derekfan 26 днів тому +6

    Can’t be racist if he’s just praising our good lord

  • @nicholaguilar465
    @nicholaguilar465 2 місяці тому +6

    That dude just randomly in the background has me 💀💀💀

  • @justsmith3423
    @justsmith3423 2 роки тому +4019

    Eminem : "I'm The greatest rapper alive"
    Priest : "Hold My Holy Water "

    • @paulguttuso9759
      @paulguttuso9759 2 роки тому +13

      He’s not a priest 👍

    • @leerex3487
      @leerex3487 2 роки тому +35

      @@paulguttuso9759 he's a g

    • @Dalton325
      @Dalton325 2 роки тому +6

      Two more likes and let’s freeze it at “666”

    • @postbyte1
      @postbyte1 2 роки тому +2

      @@Dalton325 I was getting ready to say that I'm number 665

    • @Dalton325
      @Dalton325 2 роки тому +1

      @@postbyte1 noice. Now we’re there. Everybody freeze.

  • @Caped_Crusader39
    @Caped_Crusader39 2 місяці тому +12

    It's ok guys he's wearing a black tie

  • @PlanetBabylon
    @PlanetBabylon 18 днів тому +6

    I'm an atheist but this is a convincing argument

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 5 років тому +15956

    I know this guy aint a demon but hes spitting fire

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому +320

      “My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting biggah, that’s cus’ Jesus Christ is my nei🅱️🅱️bor”

    • @nickiharmon3330
      @nickiharmon3330 5 років тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @postulate3944
      @postulate3944 5 років тому +72

      I'll explain this circumstance simply. Holy fire, holy fire everywhere.

    • @dk4life100
      @dk4life100 5 років тому +7

      naaaaaaaaahhh mary sue came in too disrespectful with that fire delivery!!!! lolololol

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 5 років тому +2

      I see you everywhere lol

  • @faulsballs
    @faulsballs 7 років тому +2837

    I fear that I'll unironically start to like this song

    • @whoresalad
      @whoresalad 7 років тому +67

      DarkHumourGaming Too late for me. 😢

    • @chewchewtrain
      @chewchewtrain 7 років тому +3

      What do you mean?

    • @juuzousuzuya7768
      @juuzousuzuya7768 7 років тому +2

      K

    • @Zcumgod
      @Zcumgod 7 років тому +2

      DarkHumourGaming fear?

    • @dancer2234
      @dancer2234 7 років тому +16

      In my class yesterday I opened my computer up and I realized I hadn't actually paused "Kazoo kid trap remix" just closed the computer, and atleast like 100 kids starting losing their shit

  • @tkarhkeel5017
    @tkarhkeel5017 Місяць тому +10

    I'm about to go get baptized 🙇🏾‍♂️

  • @user-rh4hr2qs1n
    @user-rh4hr2qs1n 2 місяці тому +4

    Had me on the floor 0:30 and the fact theat they said it 8 times got bursting out laughing 😂😂😂💀

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 років тому +2450

    Breaking news: *_Conversions to Christianity rises 1000%._*

    • @mrwehraboo5478
      @mrwehraboo5478 5 років тому +3

      Ayy its you newby ton

    • @aendir1927
      @aendir1927 5 років тому +25

      *G l o b a l s u i c i d e d r o p s t o 0%*

    • @nnoothan3096
      @nnoothan3096 5 років тому +1

      *n e w s f o r y o u c h i e f i m a a t h e i s t*

    • @chill8039
      @chill8039 5 років тому

      Breaking news: *_Bad bully guy rate drops by 1000%_*

    • @xyrite_3862
      @xyrite_3862 5 років тому +3

      I don't want people to become Christians like that....I must make them convert with force and might!.....its time for a fucking crusade

  • @SpacInvadr04
    @SpacInvadr04 4 роки тому +1543

    everybody gangsta till he starts “freestyling” at the end

  • @Fizzie._.Crystall
    @Fizzie._.Crystall Місяць тому +4

    This is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Absolutely amazing.

  • @adellegreguire4098
    @adellegreguire4098 24 дні тому +2

    Thank you for sharing this classic with the world.

  • @igoodygames6468
    @igoodygames6468 5 років тому +1443

    *I showed this to my cocaine and it turned into sugar*

    • @prodaew1412
      @prodaew1412 5 років тому +1

      sooooo you snort suger

    • @visxxuals
      @visxxuals 5 років тому +18

      I showed this to my water and now it’s wine

    • @focadzrule7602
      @focadzrule7602 5 років тому +6

      I showed this to my mom and i adopted her now

    • @fatoye
      @fatoye 5 років тому +1

      sweet.

    • @iamkaleep
      @iamkaleep 5 років тому +3

      I showed this to my Linus now it's a Windows

  • @adrianmagana153
    @adrianmagana153 4 роки тому +1792

    When you pray for something and it comes true
    0:34

    • @alldaygamergirl
      @alldaygamergirl 4 роки тому +18

      Adrian Magana this is the best comment on this entire video

    • @tyronel5721
      @tyronel5721 4 роки тому +8

      You wished for a slave too?

    • @guccijyri3413
      @guccijyri3413 4 роки тому +16

      0:35

    • @adrianmagana153
      @adrianmagana153 4 роки тому +4

      Why in fuck's name does it send me to 33 seconds when I click on 0:34?

    • @wack3634
      @wack3634 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes

  • @mr._ejiire
    @mr._ejiire Місяць тому +3

    Legends say the pass was given to them _directly_ from _God himself._