i just watched the video on how to be a road biker and after that i watched this video, when the mountain biker said you have less hair than a mole rat i laughed so hard hahahahhaha
A motorcyclist passed through here 😎 Btw, I've ridden both road bikes and mountain bikes all my life in addition to motorcycles.. I honestly adore all three of them 2 wheeled things!
+N English As someone who works in a bike shop, I can verify this line for accuracy. Incidentally, whilst we're on the subject of testicles, in the US they're now selling ball-shaped rear lights. [They dangle and everything.] Unfortunately they're evidently not big enough to have floated across the Atlantic, yet. Still, I don't care what kind of bike you have, the addition of a dangling neon scrotum has to improve it by at least 80%. :)
Eeeeeeasy win for the mountain bikers!
MY FAVORITE UA-camR and mtb ftw
Yay Jordan, love ya vids bro
I think so too!
Jordan Boostmaster it’s easy for you to say because you are a mountain biker, anyway I would say the same thing.
Eeeeeeasy win for the scooter dude XD
Mountain biker won but the part with balls of carbon was really good😂😂😂
Mateo Smereciuc agreed
Yup that was amazing
Fck yeah!
Hey
I was your one thousand like, your welcome
Scooter kid definitely won. He had some serious abilities.
Aaron Kingslien ya lol
Yes
Aaron Kingslien you only say that cause you are a Road biker and now The MTB’er won😡
@@AaronKingslien i also race bmx and have a downhill bike
you are so right
“I’m so aerodynamic that the air is scared of me!”
Me: sir that’s called un-aerodynamic
Lol
I thought the same
"You have balls of steel,
well I beg your pardon,
I saved a few grams,
Cause mine are made of carbon" 😂😂
This made my day
Team MTB
Team mtb
Team hybrid
Hell yeah.
Team mtb boisss
Mtb all the way
The road biker was just talking about weird things the whole time like his balls lmao the mountain biker def won
No the scooter kid won easily
Random guy: "you three, get off the damn road you're holding up traffic!"
mountain
mountain who?
The Mountainbiker won, but Balls of Carbon are definitely better
>_> real mountain bikers use watts not grams
You'd have to wash them alot!
I mean if he hit his balls it would make carbon dust which, yknow..
carbon attract lightning strikes :)
What kind of carbon I hope it's not carbon fiber oohwee he'd be done
You have balls of steel well I beg you pardon, I save a few grams cause mine are made from Carbon😂
Even best, he cuts his carbon balls to save some more
Let's be honest, this is not your first time watching this
It unfortunatly is.. 😅
True
It is
I've watched it many times
it is the first time
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We rather need an "I'D ENDURO YOUR MOM" cycling jersey :D
+IFHT Yeah the scooter rider won
I'll say
in final
fixie riders win :P
The Scooter Guy Won... Duh
Don’t @ Me Mtb Actually Won
Ok
Yeeeesss
1:16 those rims are to wide for road bikes so he is surrounded by mtb parts
They were pretty cheap steel rims at that.
The Astana rap justifies road cycling
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those are clearly road rims
Just shows this channel is really just biased towards MTB
6 years later and I'm still laughing about the carbon balls...
I have watched this video about 20 times in a row🤣🤣🤣
Lol same
Looks like im not the only one
MOUNTAIN BIKER!! (Obviously)
Scooter
Mtb
Mountainbiker
Let's make it to 1,000,000!
You guys need to upload more! I love all your videos!
PLz make more
U do have it now
done.
Callum Sharp klicks
But what if you ride XC? They both going to come at you?
Roadie+xc rider :) best of both worlds.
yeah kinda, I'm an xc guy
xc IS a mountain bike.
@@RoScFan Yes, but not the mountain bike represented in this video :D
@@RoScFan no
I almost feel bad for the road biker at 2:25 because his right arm is getting eaten up by mosquitos.
That attention to detail damn
ddd
Im allergic to them soo uhh heck no
Good eye, I bet he felt them but had to stay in character.
mountain bikers all day
i just watched the video on how to be a road biker and after that i watched this video, when the mountain biker said you have less hair than a mole rat i laughed so hard hahahahhaha
The real question- why did the mountain biker have the pee cup in his pocket?!🤣
it was the road biker who had to
Cuz road bikers use steroids and u gotta test for them to c if u r cheating road races or something. Idk road is bad. Mtb all day
He might get thirsty jk im a mountain biker
@@dominiefreeman136 lmaooo XD
Mountain biker: **Raps**
Road biker: "well ur gopro poo poo"
ik right lol
You must be like 5
Mountain Biker WON!!
Mountain biker 🚴
#Mr Cool Ice love how u used a road cyclist emoji
Dude... u used a wrong emoji... You dumb as fuck... you don’t even ride...
Mountain biker
Where the mountain bikers 🚵♀️
In the bed of his truck, riding like a real bike can, on a tailgate pad
i might be a bit biased,
but the mountain biker won.
Naw you were right. Lol the P.ED. references was too much.
yeah i agree
As a mountain biker, the stormtrooper reject line hurt.
Like if the mountainbiker won
Lucas Klaren love ❤️ it I agree
MTB
YES YOU'RE RIGHT
2000th like
2400th like
Like if the mountain biker still won in 2020
200th like
I just what to comment
666th comment
Mountain biking for the win
yup
bruh why am i watching this for the fourth time in quarantine
.....I have the same question.
@Stable Genius {Jihad} only if ur a boomer
@Stable Genius {Jihad} its a joke my dude, forget it
@Stable Genius {Jihad} wow such outsmarting
I don't know freind william
Mtb all the way dude
Is there a ebike vs non-ebike rap? We need that.
Yes please!!!
Yes that would be amazing
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ThingsDemystified yeah
Also disc brakes vs non-disc brakes lol
The mountainbiker won 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤘🏻🤟🏻
Me, comuting on a MTB with drop bar: You underestimate my power
Yo i once wondered if you could put drop bars on an MTB
Better yet commute on a dh bike. You’ll need as much power as possible the second there is a climb.
Hahaha
@@anthonywalters7434 Enduro training haha
Ghazy Pangerang nah. To train for an enduro you should ride an xc bike like an enduro sled... really get your line choice dialed
MTB for the win
MTB is the best because It's 2-in1
You can go Trail / Road
Have you ever heard about cyclocross though?
have you heard of XC bikes?
Road biker way faster on road, there is no contest there. Especially on a long distance ride.
Riding on road with an MTB is like trying to drive a car through 12 inches of snow
Mason Hendry totaly not true, i daily my mtb rides much better then a normal bike
The real winner is the mosquito at the end 😂
Yes
Yup
Scooter won easily
Jk MTB
02:33 There is a mosquito biting the road biker's arm. The mosquito is the only winner! 🦟👑
Wow ur ohservant
Haha lmao
go mountain biker
Some random guy who comes with tri-cycle: You don't match my skill you both of you
RIP to road bikers VICTORY to MTB🚲 GG to the Scooter dude🛴🛴🛴
Can't lie," I wouldn't ride your bikes but would enduro your mom". Was an excellent line
"Balls of steel" My balls are made of carbon best line whahahaha
For me, that line is so perfect :))) my new 9 kg road bike is made of steel :)))
A motorcyclist passed through here 😎
Btw, I've ridden both road bikes and mountain bikes all my life in addition to motorcycles.. I honestly adore all three of them 2 wheeled things!
Mountain bike always win! Lets keep it that way! That was so savage tho
Let’s be honest would you rather be generating power or sending jumps
road biking is not about generating power
@@sumo.niggle that's not what the roadie said
Id rather be generating power, im all about that speed
Road/power any day.
Sending it 🤘
Mtb all the way
Me whos using both: i am inevetable
Like if mountainbikers won
coz road bikers rides right now indstead of sitting in front of PC
Im your 1k th like, be grateful.
Road bikers rule
@@LocalConArtist no
Joseph Hess unfortunately that title belongs to the scooter lol
Like if the mountainbiker also won in 2019 😎
yea
@@fincus8004 yip
Slovenia??
@@marcelpavlin7708 zdravo :D
slovenija*
andrej javor no 2020
Is this like the only good rap battle on the internet?
Asian Jake Paul
Don't you dare hate Epic Rap Battles of History
newbCoder
Mac Lethal was good, Dirtbag Dan on the other hand...
8 years later and watched it like 1 million times and still rocks
who loves mountain biking easy win
Mountainbiker won!!!!
Michel Korsch auch hier. 😂
Mr. Kürbiskopf 😂🤘🏼
MTB obviously
Michel Korsch I
Nah
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Mountain biker :d
Going to have to second Bob Jones, the scooter trooper won this one.
The winner was the fourth man. The one who knew not to even show up. He was actually out riding!
MTBer
Mountain biker.
1:44 lol this sounds seriously !
Guys, the scooter guy won!! its so obvious!
You know it
+iOS iNFiNiTY it's called a joke
Zacco Brooks I know right the other two sucked
Mountain biker!!!!
Mountain Biker!
mom: this video aint so kid friendly, aint it? me: M T B . I S . B E S T
I'm a roadie but the mountain biker won
thx
Gay
you used a mountain bikers insult to describe yourself
RESPECC
Je
You're an honourable road peasant, you have my respect
"Mine are made of carbon"
Well, quite literally! *Ahem
ONLY MTB 🔥🔥
just amazing!!!!
Mountainbiker wins always
mountain bike won
Fr
I’m replying after 7 years 💀
Notice how the roadie said that he’s getting “sick” air
LOL "I saved few grams cos mine are made of carbon!"
mountain bike takes you everywhere. road bike takes you straight to the black book of every driver
But a mountain bike takes you everywhere in slow motion, ya makin snails look fast. Just get a cyclo cross bike.
you need to make a skier vs snowboard rap battle
We need remake of this battle now with gravel biking
Mountian biker all day!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yes same. MTB all the way
Road, MTB, Cyclocross, BMX we all need to get along and unite against our common enemy...... triathletes
MOTHER OF GOD NOT THE TRIATHLETES
Lol you made my day
Mountain biker won 2000-1
Best video ever!!! Respect!
Mountain biker totally won
🙄hi Narwhal......
yep but danm balls of carbon idk
+Fluffymuffins246 mountain bikers don't want a light weight bike for going downhill, wouldn't take the huge jumps very well
naah, scooter dude won lmao
Yes, Agreed
The hardest part of road biking is telling your parents you're gay
Edit: add me on snapchat @cameronhippo
haha nice!
That's so good
thats true
burn!!!!!
Bruh ur already when you think off road bikers
Mountainbiker wins it all
Mtb from Fall to Spring, road competitions all summer long. 👍
"you jave balls of steel? i beg your pardon I save few grams coz mine is made of carbon"
Best line shit. But I like mtb better
Even a twelve year old can ride down stairs with an 80 dollar craigslist 26" hard tail.
Dat Person Doe. Even a 6 year old could ride a bike on the road.
Can a 6 years old generate 400 watts?
Zimmerh90 Probably. I've seen 6 year olds do amazing things.
Dat Person Doe. Age doesn't really matter some kids are better than adults because they learn quicker. It's a fact
chiken da gr8 why does that sound so wrong
How can you pick between two exclusionary self-absorbed ego-trippers?
Lmao! Good find.
Best video ever 😂
saved a few grams cuz mine are made of carbon. PERFECT!
+N English As someone who works in a bike shop, I can verify this line for accuracy.
Incidentally, whilst we're on the subject of testicles, in the US they're now selling ball-shaped rear lights. [They dangle and everything.] Unfortunately they're evidently not big enough to have floated across the Atlantic, yet. Still, I don't care what kind of bike you have, the addition of a dangling neon scrotum has to improve it by at least 80%. :)
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MTB FTW
I vote scooter
May we have another, please?
MTB all the way
Mtb
mountain biker won but that balls of carbon part was really nice
MTB WON!!!
the pink scooter team were u at?
This video gave me 8 inches of happiness.
Even the road bike dude said that the air time is sick 😂
Mountain biker
Me, a road biker who use mountain bike:
Mountain biker all day
Mtb for life!!!!