Imagine spending all those hours in pilot school and on simulators, you finally make a journey by yourself, you’re just about to touch down and the plane starts calling you names 😞
floof_hair it might be, if you have the proper experience to back it up. It’s probably really embarrassing choosing a name like “floof_hair” and then proceeding to talk about being embarrassed.
In aviation, “retard” is a command to reduce the throttle position. It is used throughout the industry but is especially noteworthy in Airbus aircraft. These highly-automated planes make aural callouts based on the aircraft’s radar altitude, including one telling the pilot to retard the thrust levers on their final approach to landing.
I love how the Airbus flight computer takes a moment to stop sipping its coffee and tells the pilot what it thinks of him, just before touchdown. I hear that next year, Boeing will be releasing a software update for the 787 that laughs at you if you bounce the landing, or if you slam the landing, it will then say, "Ryanair just called, they've accepted your application for a pilot job.".
The irony of the plane saying that word is that the plane is flying itself and knows how to land, it's just waiting patiently for you to catch up and actually land it.
True story. In most aircraft with voice warnings systems, there are 2 voices. A female voice for the “nice to know” things that pilots may want to ignore. And a male voice for the “PAY ATTENTION!!” moments. 🤣🤣
@@aliNET86 There is no joke. It's just two guys landing a jet and one guy says "retard-retard" which I guess means landing or something similar. In English when you call someone a retard it's an insult. I haven't read the comments but I'm assuming there are a lot of grade school replies.
@@cheekygnome there's a lot of replies that doesn't make sense. I search for it and found captain Joe channel explaining what its all about. Obviously has nothing to do with the replies. And it seems like the joke is more than 5 years old. Probably longer by this point. I didn't catch the trend when the airplane video was popular years ago but yeah UA-cam algorithm bought me here after a couple of years. 😅
@@cheekygnome It's the plane that's speaking, it's reading out how far you are from the ground as the pilots usually can't see the ground at this stage. The term "retard" means reduce you're throttle position as the pilots were still giving the plane power just above the ground
France, the 1970s. The people who founded Airbus: "We will make airplanes that call the pilots 'retards' every flight, and they will still f*cking love it."
Very nice landing, and the view of the pilot and runway together was perfect. I don't like getting on planes, but this shows me the level of skill that you professionals have. 😙👌
If you like learning about the procedures and professionalism of pilots and aviation, I highly recommend the channels Mentour Pilot and Captain Joe, both explain so much about flying in easily understandable ways. I'm a nervous flyer myself and being able to learn all about it helps a lot.
When arriving late during english class, we had to apologize in english. The day that happened to me, I told the teacher : "Sorry, I'm in retard". Took me a while to understand why the teacher was smiling.
The life of a pilot must be rough... The plane calls you names as you land, and then all the passengers starts clapping like you're an idiot and everybody expected you to crash the damn thing.
I completely understood the context when reading, but something about the way it was written out had me dying when I originally read the title of this video.
Just for people confused: The callout saying "retard" (which in this case is using the "to slow" definition of the word)is a command for the pilots to pull back the throttle to idle and flare (which is when the plane tilts up a little before landing).
@@user-pm8je4fo7e airbus is fly by wire, meaning the inputs are first processed by a computer which will not allow you to make sudden, big movements. On top of that planes in landing configuration become slow and more difficult to control. They have to move it that much, or nothing would really happen if he just lightly touches it
@@TheRealDJ-NEO wait, are you talking about low sens value or a huge dead zone? Because the latter sounds like a terrible design. At least provide some steering coefficient that could be set manually, lol. You say their objective was to mitigate possibility of sudden big movements, but in result this is exactly what pilot is forced to do.
It's hard enough to land these things without it calling you names...
Throw water on the flight computer and enter a nosedive.... Problem solved
Its actually pretty easy...with exception to the emotional damage.
Why does this comment only have 2 replies?
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@@guythatlikesbananas6293 Thats actually a good point, never thought about it that way
*Imagine trying to safely land a plane after one of the engines blew out, and then Jeremy Clarkson comes out of nowhere and starts roasting you.*
lol
You got me with the Jeremy Clarkson. The GPWS callouts do sound like him. XD
LMFAO IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE HIM 💀💀💀
Hammond!!!
@@taddersauce3672 Hammond you idiot!
0:32
When the teacher starts giving out the exam grades.
Lmao underrated comment
Lmao
Lmfao
now that's comedy.
take this to the top
Pilots Wife: "How was work?"
Pilot: "I don't want to talk about it.."
The landing was great. This is a normal call out from the computer telling the pilots that it's time to reduce throttle position.
Should we tell him?
@@TaireTV no
@@Zack_Taylor j o k e
got bullied by the popular plane...
0:32 My IQ going down after looking at a twitter post
that's actually hilarious lmao
Criminally underrated comment
Same bro
This comment is so good it makes me burst out laughing for no reason every 10 minutes
I'm fucking SENT
Sounds like Jeremy Clarkson
Goddamn Im dead
What I thought.
Powerrrrrrr
Speeeeed
Hahaahaha true
gil zur YES
"my first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now"
unscannable!!!!1
Why come you don’t have a tattoo?
Good movie
That was a genuine LOL there. Thanks!
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my IQ before opening tiktok: 0:29
my IQ after opening tiktok: 0:32-0:40
When your so bad at being a pilot even the plane starts roasting you
Don’t copy another comment😾👎🏾
Sengiera evidence? Or are you just picking random comments from 5 months ago to troll on
Sengeira your comment is stolen, bad kid
e - i make roblox content Joke police 👮🏾♂️ sir you have broke the law of missing the joke hands up
@@PennsylvaniaEAS nice pfp
Look, the plane may be hard on you sometimes, but it really loves you and wants to see you succeed.
Yah true **Malaysian flight 370 intensifies**
Who is seed ?
@@krishnanunni80 the one you suc
@@buzzshocker1069 that's a different breed of machine
@ALAN CHOW HO HAN Moe they have yet to find a 19,000 ton WW1 cargo ship from the proteus class... Actually they have yet to find three
That feeling when you nail a landing in bad weather, only to have the plane itself insult you.
Oh man it fucking happens all the time. Planes have no respect.
Imagine spending all those hours in pilot school and on simulators, you finally make a journey by yourself, you’re just about to touch down and the plane starts calling you names 😞
😞
😔
@@battlefielduno6164 ☹️
🥵
Well, actually, the plane is not calling you names. This is quite obvious and I am actually surprised that you don't know what it means.
I’m not a retard and I couldn’t even do this! Very impressive from the pilot.
Is it a joke?
@@jstrndm945 maybe it is ....
@@jstrndm945 obviously
LMFAO THIS SEEMS SO GENUINE
I love this if it's a joke!
Roasted by teachers *X X*
Roasted by plane ✔✔
You are a Legend.
@@arandomman9779 so you're the kid on some dude's reply section who doesn't understand a joke
@@arandomman9779 Yeah, you need to start understanding the joke.
@@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 shut
@@_nigelgaming shut
My IQ after after going out to get some fresh air on a submarine: 0:32
In that context it’s even more funny
@@Offshore_funds21 Especially right now
This comment age better than the wine down there
I can't believe this is 7 months ago
“I’ll call him” -Jeremy Clarkson before hitting the “Retard” button
Crashing and A350 during landing must be extra embarrassing
floof_hair it might be, if you have the proper experience to back it up. It’s probably really embarrassing choosing a name like “floof_hair” and then proceeding to talk about being embarrassed.
@@amp3225 do you know what a fucking joke is?
Creepyslacker boy I do. Keep going.
@@amp3225 You don't need to be **that guy** and ruin a joke
Creepyslacker boy ruined.
In aviation, “retard” is a command to reduce the throttle position. It is used throughout the industry but is especially noteworthy in Airbus aircraft. These highly-automated planes make aural callouts based on the aircraft’s radar altitude, including one telling the pilot to retard the thrust levers on their final approach to landing.
So is basically telling the pilot to aladeen the aladeen. Got it[
WOW THANKS CAPTAIN ADMIRAL GENERAL SHERLOCK
Thank you my prince 🛐
@@LVX- that was good
@ཏྦཱལ་ག་པོ། it means slow, bro SLOBRO
“Oh yea, well, YOU try landing next time.”
*plane lands itself*
Depression intensifies
don't even tell the pilots autoland exist.
Now twitter's gonna cancel the airplanes
mostly by people who say the word 'problematic' the most compared to any other word
@@panoraxe soo true tho!
“Stop describing me and start helping me!”
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
My dad when you hand him the wrong tools but he never talk to you about the tools to begin with 🤣
Oof this comment hits home
Nordern?
when you tryna sleep at 2am and you start to think about that time you did something stupid 10 years ago.
your mind: 0:37
stay strong brother
Hah! You got it timed as its counting down the 30's and 20's that's gold.
Golden comment
Damn if this isn't me every single night
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Imagine a Twitter user in the cockpit and their reaction to the plane saying “retard”
Flights getting cancelled
@@ven4762 I'm dead
they cancelled the plane and turning the engines off
See that’s why cockpit doors are locked
Cancel airbus for saying the r-word
I love how the Airbus flight computer takes a moment to stop sipping its coffee and tells the pilot what it thinks of him, just before touchdown. I hear that next year, Boeing will be releasing a software update for the 787 that laughs at you if you bounce the landing, or if you slam the landing, it will then say, "Ryanair just called, they've accepted your application for a pilot job.".
it will call you a stupid dumbass if you slam the landing
I bet ryanair pilot hear this not only inside the plane but outside as well
They can't hear it over the sound of the main gear slamming into the ground and the passengers screaming
Boeing planes don’t say retard
For them it's 'terrain terrain pull up' 😅
0:39 my dad when i dont hold the flashlight properly
Thought I read 'fleshlight' then.
@@bradnotbread cursed
Thanks god for the "a"
yep relatable
@@bradnotbread
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The altimeter voice was monitoring that pilot’s altitude and insulting his teammates in a sweaty Modern Warfare lobby at the same time
0:38 class mates when i stutter more than once while reading a loud
Legend has it that if you crash while landing it calls you the N word.
Time to test this legend
So after 9/11 that's how middle easterners were given the title of Sand NwordhardRs?
hello gays and welcome to fax or cap today we're gonna...
When you hear 70 you know it’s a Butter Landung
When it goes 100, 50 you know it's a bounce lol
Bullshit,certain callouts are optionnal thats all every planes is different
@@Hk-uw8my sorry star
@@Hk-uw8my r/woooooosh Its a joke
When it goes 100, 0, you know you're flying with RyanAir : )
0:29 my brain cells during a test
The irony of the plane saying that word is that the plane is flying itself and knows how to land, it's just waiting patiently for you to catch up and actually land it.
Plane has a funny way of making jokes at crucial moments.
Should've just used slew mode
Lmao
Press Y
"WHAT did you call me?" - probably every person flying an airbus for the first time
I doubt.
True story.
In most aircraft with voice warnings systems, there are 2 voices. A female voice for the “nice to know” things that pilots may want to ignore. And a male voice for the “PAY ATTENTION!!” moments. 🤣🤣
It was the same system with my parents.
That's not true at all.
@@mysimpletoon it's not but it should be
@@jolly-rancher why?
Not true, stop spreading false information
I just knew the comments for this one were gonna be good.
HAMMOND!
I'll call him...
CLARKSON U IDIOT
@@Danish_Hafeez yes it sounds like Jeremy Clarkson and he often says „HAMMOND!“
Hamsta
hammond you sodding tic tac wheres my lambo chevy
Don't listen to the plane, you are special just the way you are.
The voice when you finally land: HAMOOOOOOOOOND!!!!!
Ok but hitting my boy with the double tard was really unnecessary and toxic..
Please tell me this is satire
@@kevinneville5876 sarcasm
@@kevinneville5876 Yes
lmfaooooooooooo
If i was a pilot , and my plane started to calling me a retard . I'll throw hands.
Not gonna lie, I was expecting something else when the ol youtube algorithm brought me here.
Why would someone think you'd lie about that?
Can someone explain to me what this video is all about. I'm sorry for not getting the joke. Or is there something I'm missing. 😢
@@aliNET86 There is no joke. It's just two guys landing a jet and one guy says "retard-retard" which I guess means landing or something similar. In English when you call someone a retard it's an insult. I haven't read the comments but I'm assuming there are a lot of grade school replies.
@@cheekygnome there's a lot of replies that doesn't make sense. I search for it and found captain Joe channel explaining what its all about. Obviously has nothing to do with the replies. And it seems like the joke is more than 5 years old. Probably longer by this point.
I didn't catch the trend when the airplane video was popular years ago but yeah UA-cam algorithm bought me here after a couple of years. 😅
@@cheekygnome It's the plane that's speaking, it's reading out how far you are from the ground as the pilots usually can't see the ground at this stage. The term "retard" means reduce you're throttle position as the pilots were still giving the plane power just above the ground
You know, I heard Airforceproud say this and I just thought it was a funny joke but this is just absolutely prefect on some many levels.
Oh u mean airproudforce
Seeing commentaries from less than a week in a one year old video means that UA-cam decided to recommend this to everyone
I can't believe they let them fly planes now...
@Randy L there's tons of tards out there living totally kick ass lives
Doing pretty well if you ask me. Until the plane pointed it out, I didn’t even know.
It keeps the pilot humble!
Bro had a smooth landing and still got called retard by the airplane
It's amazing to see the pilots like this!
can't wait until twitter tries to cancel this. lol
Ikr lmao
all of twitter is more retarded than the plane was
they gon cancel Airbus 💀
This video has a lot of crossovers with my viewing habits. No telling how the algorithm got me here.
Me: Gets an A- on the report card
My Asian parents: 0:38
Are we going to ignore how damn smooth that landing was? Like, that was straight butter!
"I know stop yelling at me!"
That was a good landing, not sure why the system was calling him names.
The A350 has such a beautiful cockpit...
The screen automatically changed from weather radar to airport map when the spoilers are engaged. That's really cool.
it's so refreshing seeing the R word on youtube not connected to a cancel movement...
Well....technically speaking......that is exactly what it is for.......
yeah, never understood why the other retards complain about it
What the fuck is wrong with you, just say the word fuckface
@@thepestilentp0tat Wow. People really think swearing is cool. Pewdiepie was right. Humanity is devolving.
@@frenchfry7631 No. It's evolving, but in backwards.
France, the 1970s. The people who founded Airbus: "We will make airplanes that call the pilots 'retards' every flight, and they will still f*cking love it."
0:39 Man that's rough when your own plane makes fun of you.
So much professionalism out there. Awesome
I feel attacked by a plane
The cat in your profile pic has a very phallic pattern on its face.
Very interesting pattern on your pfp
@@bartholomewdan LMAO yes
Must be very gifted
nobody:
Airbus A350: channeling xbox live chat energy
Needed to hear this today
Just goes to show you they can be anything they set their minds to! Great landing from a great pilot!
Very nice landing, and the view of the pilot and runway together was perfect. I don't like getting on planes, but this shows me the level of skill that you professionals have. 😙👌
If you like learning about the procedures and professionalism of pilots and aviation, I highly recommend the channels Mentour Pilot and Captain Joe, both explain so much about flying in easily understandable ways. I'm a nervous flyer myself and being able to learn all about it helps a lot.
I personally feel safer in a plane than in any other vehicle. Especially boats and ships. Damn, how I hate those devil crafted floating machines...
But the plane still called him a retard :(
Retard
damn microsoft's new flight sim seem so realistic
This actually happens on flight sim!
@@noosekill in the A320 tutorial the instructor will tell to watch out the retard alert.
Boston Logan? I absolutely love that approach over the harbor onto runway 4R.
the altitude callouts is my iq when someone says "slayy" "bestie" or "queen"
When arriving late during english class, we had to apologize in english.
The day that happened to me, I told the teacher : "Sorry, I'm in retard".
Took me a while to understand why the teacher was smiling.
are you french? cuz i know in french u say 'je suis en retard' which means im late
Hello guy who commented 2 years ago I summon you back to this video.
I add my strength to the summoning; may he hear our call!
We all summon you, we hope the legacy of commenting every week makes you hear our cry for you to return.
I still only hear GPW callouts in AFP95's voice
Two things that never get old:
Anakin Memes and younglings.
I love when a video shows up in your feed and you already know why and what the comments will be based on the title
I'm sorry, but if I heard that under stress on approach, I'm laughing so hard everyone on board is dying.
Me: Comes home from school
My father: 0:38
this is the Chef Ramsay method in teaching cooking except its piloting instead
The life of a pilot must be rough... The plane calls you names as you land, and then all the passengers starts clapping like you're an idiot and everybody expected you to crash the damn thing.
SPOILERS:
Reverse, green.
Damn I fell into your trap. Well played
I completely understood the context when reading, but something about the way it was written out had me dying when I originally read the title of this video.
if i was a pilot, i'd probably start laughing at that.
The GPWS describes my status.
I see this plane also knows how my investments in meme stocks have been doing.
Ugh how rude, they prefer you to call it “intellectual disability” 😏
Now ive been called this word more then a few times in my life but getting called this from an Airbus A350 is a new one
They should install a similar voice alert feature for cars when it detects a turn without a blinker
Literally everyone in my class laughs when my teacher talks about landing.
Just for people confused: The callout saying "retard" (which in this case is using the "to slow" definition of the word)is a command for the pilots to pull back the throttle to idle and flare (which is when the plane tilts up a little before landing).
Nobody is confused captain obvious smh
@@bigcactus3996 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
@BogCactus...Only the 40 odd folks who gave him a like versus your 6, Professor Dickweed...
Thanks for the clarification (Retard).
@@phattjohnson 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
It’s always so much fun flying in these planes. :3
It fits very well in the context of age.
Music to my ears.
Today my neighbor called me a retard several times and I am not even a pilot. Stupid neighbor.
It’s the way it just slips it in there too. I’ll have to try that in conversations.
Always interesting during landings to see the pilot furiously moving the stick around while the plane just seems to carry on its merry way
not to mention the casual insults
It's like in murican movies when people always steer their wheel like crazy just to maintain current lane.
@@user-pm8je4fo7e airbus is fly by wire, meaning the inputs are first processed by a computer which will not allow you to make sudden, big movements. On top of that planes in landing configuration become slow and more difficult to control. They have to move it that much, or nothing would really happen if he just lightly touches it
@@TheRealDJ-NEO wait, are you talking about low sens value or a huge dead zone? Because the latter sounds like a terrible design. At least provide some steering coefficient that could be set manually, lol. You say their objective was to mitigate possibility of sudden big movements, but in result this is exactly what pilot is forced to do.
What a nice cockpit hope the plane doesn’t say anything rude to the Pilots😁😁😁
These is where experience comes in work
Damn dude didn’t have to roast the landing like that
I’m always like “No Plane we don’t say that word anymore!” Lol
lmao i saw the title of the video and i knew i had to see it
Braincells during Twitter
Impressive ! he is so brave even though he is different
When you think you've done a good job, the plane has to bring down the mood.
(Yes I know what the term actually means)