747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)

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  • @VijayDixith
    @VijayDixith 6 років тому +50755

    The realistic realism

    • @MyWORDisntGospel
      @MyWORDisntGospel 6 років тому +816

      The autistic realism.

    • @Mark-uk8wz
      @Mark-uk8wz 6 років тому +148

      The thec them

    • @lxathu
      @lxathu 6 років тому +91

      The real is dick's out.

    •  6 років тому +71

      Thehotairballoon realisticdoing realism4000knots

    • @bzboy21
      @bzboy21 6 років тому +16

      The airrealisticproud54 airrealismproud87

  • @ConsideringPhlebas
    @ConsideringPhlebas 4 роки тому +10983

    The combination of serious professionalism and childish absurdity makes this video genuinely hilarious.

    • @teww
      @teww 3 роки тому +256

      It's like signing a contract while clowns dance around you.

    • @RealYunoCS
      @RealYunoCS 3 роки тому +27

      There is no professionalism here, he made many mistakes

    • @jamesgarcia8194
      @jamesgarcia8194 3 роки тому +36

      The 747 sounds like McLovin and I’m dying 🤣

    • @isawicame5126
      @isawicame5126 3 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't go that far..

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka 2 роки тому +1

      @@teww lmao 🤣 😆 😂

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 3 роки тому +6282

    “We’re going to have to ask you to remain grounded until we can confirm there are cookies onboard”
    This man has his priorities straight

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 3 роки тому +15

      @Hu Tao indeed

    • @themuffincat
      @themuffincat 3 роки тому +8

      Yes indeed

    • @rewindproductions7261
      @rewindproductions7261 3 роки тому +28

      I still track this video down every now and again after a vague quoting of that line.

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 2 роки тому +14

      Cookies are ALWAYS priority one!

    • @JustinLessig
      @JustinLessig 2 роки тому

      @@rewindproductions7261 thats why im here now lmao

  • @SC2LuckyStrikes
    @SC2LuckyStrikes 5 років тому +10126

    Showed this to my co worker who was an ATC in the Navy, he immediately said "That planes going the wrong way" and proceeded to react with pure horror and disbelief at all the regulation violations. Hilarious.

    • @AzrieltheAngel
      @AzrieltheAngel 5 років тому +551

      That funny make him play the simulation haha..

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 роки тому +348

      hate to break it to him but FSX steam isn't known for it's realism

    • @Aishiteru1803
      @Aishiteru1803 4 роки тому +32

      I want to see that

    • @GALiANTzGAMER
      @GALiANTzGAMER 4 роки тому +147

      That sounds like content man. Might do well to upload his reaction to these, I'd watch that!

    • @justmyusername9209
      @justmyusername9209 4 роки тому +193

      yeah pretty sure flying a 747 into the tower is a violation of regulations...

  • @meh586
    @meh586 3 роки тому +7096

    as a pilot i can confirm this is EXACTLY how we use the sim

    • @Envexity128
      @Envexity128 2 роки тому +115

      Lol pilots go brrrrrrrrrrrt my 777X

    • @firegod867
      @firegod867 2 роки тому +55

      Wtf why do the cookies matter lol

    • @Adino1
      @Adino1 2 роки тому +272

      @@firegod867 What do you mean? Are you actually insinuating that cookies don't matter?

    • @joshbehehe
      @joshbehehe 2 роки тому +2

      Hey are you a pilot? Lol

    • @JD-re3cj
      @JD-re3cj 2 роки тому

      You fly paper planes bum

  • @yamilikethisplsendme
    @yamilikethisplsendme 11 місяців тому +477

    I love how boeing 6104 is trying so hard to follow the rules and instructions while everyone else is just commit absolute chaos across the airport 😂

    • @JosePineda-jn8jk
      @JosePineda-jn8jk 4 дні тому +1

      Yeah but the rules and instructions are more absurd than the normal chaos. 😂

  • @noahjackson6246
    @noahjackson6246 5 років тому +6001

    Airforce when a pilot: this is a serious game for serious people
    Airforce when atc: just maybe play chicken with him or something

    • @HarrowKrodarius
      @HarrowKrodarius 2 роки тому +113

      To be honest having heared Real ATC footage, it is near perfectly accurate how he ATC's except for the murder planes ofcourse xD

  • @d34dR0d3n7
    @d34dR0d3n7 3 роки тому +3244

    ATC: "Confirm cookies are loaded?"
    Pilot: "Confirm"
    ATC: "Great, you are now free to taxi."
    Pilot: "Negative."
    ATC: "Pardon? You decline to taxi despite cookies on board?"
    Pilot: "Confirm. None of the cookies are Girl Scout 'Samoas' or 'Thin Mints."
    ATC: "Confirmed. Legitimate claim. Please return to cargo so we can correct this crime against humanity."

    • @KeyFrame11Media
      @KeyFrame11Media 13 днів тому +3

      No plane should ever take off without Samoas on board

  • @Ethan696
    @Ethan696 2 роки тому +1606

    "AND STANBYE ONE, I'M GETTNIG STRUCK BY A 747 AT HIGH SPEED!"
    "Welcome to Steam Edition."
    Man said it like it was a daily thing 💀

    • @SoulCharizard
      @SoulCharizard 2 роки тому +30

      Seems like a Monday or Friday thing.

    • @dar3mor6
      @dar3mor6 Рік тому +17

      ​@@SoulCharizardAnother day in the office.

  • @SubPablum
    @SubPablum 5 років тому +14761

    I get the feeling this is actually secretly happening at real airports around the world 24/7.

    • @ahmedbalucci
      @ahmedbalucci 5 років тому +777

      Not 24/7 sometimes they do joke around

    • @SHIV-uw2zj
      @SHIV-uw2zj 5 років тому +47

      @@ahmedbalucci lmao no they dont

    • @ahmedbalucci
      @ahmedbalucci 5 років тому +1329

      @@SHIV-uw2zj I meant joke around not flying inverted in a 747 or nosediving with a hot air balloon

    • @SHIV-uw2zj
      @SHIV-uw2zj 5 років тому +52

      oh k

    • @r.a.ingram3574
      @r.a.ingram3574 5 років тому +50

      I hope not 😂

  • @Darklight65583
    @Darklight65583 6 років тому +7473

    The switch between professionalism and silliness and both at the same time is just to damn funny and awesome!

    • @greenwaffle3257
      @greenwaffle3257 6 років тому +48

      Dark Light i got you five by five deep voice btw daddy

    • @badddudey8303
      @badddudey8303 6 років тому +13

      Sometimes they are the same

    • @charliemurphy4914
      @charliemurphy4914 5 років тому +46

      Did the cookie guy even take off?

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 2 роки тому +15

      @@Lilith218 2 years later, he is still waiting for clearance.

    • @danny_boi3537
      @danny_boi3537 2 роки тому +5

      Do you have any C O O K I E S

  • @tehcanadian4653
    @tehcanadian4653 4 роки тому +3249

    Government: work from home
    Airplane pilots:

  • @Juel92
    @Juel92 2 роки тому +1163

    Lol the idea that an ATC would switch direction of the runway just because too many people are taking off in the wrong direction is just infinitely hilarious.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 5 років тому +1590

    "Standby, I'm getting struck by a 747 at high speed."
    "Welcome to Steam Edition."

    • @verlax8956
      @verlax8956 4 роки тому +2

      ok

    • @ZanderStrom10
      @ZanderStrom10 4 роки тому +6

      The last video I watched, I saw an inverted 747 going 99999x the speed of light

    • @joeschraer7916
      @joeschraer7916 3 роки тому +3

      911 simulator

  • @davidtroia7426
    @davidtroia7426 6 років тому +7342

    The tower guy sounds like he does this 4 real but he does this bc he can't talk like this @ his real tower job

    • @jonnie2bad
      @jonnie2bad 5 років тому +882

      he is just a guy with a pilot certificate, I think he said once he's working on making it a career.

    • @dynamitedingo8183
      @dynamitedingo8183 5 років тому +469

      @@jonnie2bad well this simulator is an approved sim for all world wide certs

    • @dangaming2698
      @dangaming2698 5 років тому +298

      He is a real pilot.

    • @UnicronTGOC
      @UnicronTGOC 5 років тому +31

      Lol I think you're right. A little emotional outlet

    • @UnicronTGOC
      @UnicronTGOC 5 років тому +100

      "Its okay we can buy a new tower" why does he have to sounds middle eastern??? Oh the appropriations!

  • @Surr3alD3sign
    @Surr3alD3sign 4 роки тому +1339

    "why is there 9 people in here and uh, 28 people in the server?"
    *the sound of multiple ppl leaving the server* 😂

  • @QuantumCrab
    @QuantumCrab 6 років тому +1208

    "Are there any cookies onboard?"
    "Eh, yes?"
    "Are there really?"
    "..... I can neither confirm nor deny"

  • @angerygiorno2475
    @angerygiorno2475 6 років тому +2717

    “I’ll identify him as a rogue aircraft”
    “We’ll sick some F-18’s on him”

    • @Machtyn
      @Machtyn 6 років тому +202

      The F-18s come out on the runway and take off without clearance.

    • @fortheimperium4118
      @fortheimperium4118 6 років тому +33

      I laughed at that.

    • @rawrrawr9477
      @rawrrawr9477 6 років тому +72

      It's just the casualness in his voice, "okay, we will put some F-18s to murder him"

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 6 років тому +3

      XD

    • @Casleiov
      @Casleiov 6 років тому +2

      Tfw you're the 999th like

  • @jesseseven301
    @jesseseven301 6 років тому +2688

    As an ex-ATC I was both horrified and highly amused.

    • @connorwallace5274
      @connorwallace5274 6 років тому +85

      Imagine being in that situation irl

    • @TychoBrahe21
      @TychoBrahe21 6 років тому +90

      I did my flight training at SWO and the tower was manned by a bunch of hooligans not too unlike this guy. In retaliation I would always request progressive taxi instructions. If that aint funny you need to look up SWO.

    • @jesseseven301
      @jesseseven301 6 років тому +22

      (SWO Stillwater) I was born and raised in Tahlequah.

    • @OfficerEdCurry
      @OfficerEdCurry Рік тому

      🧢🧢🧢

    • @sorcererCermet
      @sorcererCermet Рік тому +6

      ​@@OfficerEdCurry hows life in the closet?

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +405

    - The only pilot chiming in getting rejected departure due to missing cookies.
    - All other pilots just leaving without chiming in.

  • @kevinrobinson6601
    @kevinrobinson6601 6 років тому +14627

    one of the strangest recommendations I've ever gotten....but what can I say...youtube was right about this video lol

  • @SAMZIRRA
    @SAMZIRRA 6 років тому +1886

    Whoever the guy in the tower is, you are brilliant dude.

    • @bjiggles8145
      @bjiggles8145 6 років тому +162

      Having been a real pilot... yeah, he knows what he's doing. ^_^

    • @marcushicks1626
      @marcushicks1626 6 років тому +17

      Great to have a job you love

    • @benjamingeiger
      @benjamingeiger 6 років тому +7

      He sounds a little bit like Kennedy Steve.

    • @poopyodb
      @poopyodb 6 років тому +2

      agreed

    • @normanperkel139
      @normanperkel139 6 років тому +40

      He even knows the right cookies.

  • @matthewketelhut4966
    @matthewketelhut4966 4 роки тому +755

    7:02 “tower it seems we have a mid-air exorcism taking place”

  • @nicholasfailla2106
    @nicholasfailla2106 6 років тому +4910

    *Tower collapses*
    "ITS OKAY, WE CAN BUY A NEW ONE" 👌

  • @bioluminescentbro179
    @bioluminescentbro179 6 років тому +2357

    "Do you have cookies onboard?"
    "Yes?"
    "Are there really?"
    *"I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY"*

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 років тому +85

      "sir we are going to ask you to remain grounded until you confirm cookies on board"
      " here let me just taxi back to the gate to pick up some cookies none of the passengers will mind"
      "yeah go ahead chief there's an F18 there go ahead and dodge and weave around it to get to the gate"
      "yeah can we get those swerve sound effects"

    • @devintolliver92
      @devintolliver92 6 років тому +5

      That was hilarious

    • @bioluminescentbro179
      @bioluminescentbro179 6 років тому

      Overspray Collector nor is in there? You should've read it.

    • @Artemetra
      @Artemetra 6 років тому +8

      You can't deny that "Biscoff" was the obvy answer though!

    • @BLKBRDSR71
      @BLKBRDSR71 6 років тому

      @@amateurprogrammer25 LMFAO!

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 6 років тому +4105

    “If you could just slow down, and increase your airspeed.”
    -airforceproud95

  • @ThatBeePerson
    @ThatBeePerson Рік тому +67

    I just got re-recommended this video after searching for it for 4 years, the 747 stopping mid-air and defying the laws of physics still gets me

  • @stevensavoie856
    @stevensavoie856 6 років тому +1351

    The balance between professional jargon and just plain silliness is good in a purely novel and uncanny way. It reminds me of old 'silly stupid' movies like naked gun where the acting is of a "serious action thriller" caliber but the situations and dialogue are pure nonsense.

    • @funkster007
      @funkster007 6 років тому +25

      Ironically enough, the movie Airplane pretty much started it all.

    • @MirekFe
      @MirekFe 6 років тому +1

      Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

    • @thebluelizard6335
      @thebluelizard6335 6 років тому

      Yahaha

    • @Jitterydarklord
      @Jitterydarklord 6 років тому +4

      U missed the opportunity to make a plane joke and u missed it

    • @TheSouthwestBoyz
      @TheSouthwestBoyz 6 років тому

      Im sure this happens between people in any field. Ik we make high level biology and chem jokes to one another that a random guy would just look at you like... fkin nerd

  • @lennysmileyface
    @lennysmileyface 6 років тому +2429

    A casual "Send F-18s after him."

  • @goosegods5460
    @goosegods5460 5 років тому +8923

    “Let’s keep it realistic in here”
    “Are there any cookies on board”
    Edit (eat my like thirsty comment) upvote this to karma heaven

    • @bidzyyy6709
      @bidzyyy6709 5 років тому +14

      hahaha

    • @TheeMedicDozer
      @TheeMedicDozer 4 роки тому +48

      Goose Gods *747 hovering and pivots on a fixed position flies through tower and flips* Happens all the time

    • @livvykitty5744
      @livvykitty5744 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah soo realistic

    • @evolati12
      @evolati12 4 роки тому +12

      Goose Gods SKKKRRRTTTTTT

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 роки тому +1

      AWACS Longcaster in a nutshell

  • @CrustyCrendan
    @CrustyCrendan Рік тому +217

    "Well all these planes are taking off the wrong way without checking in with the tower first, don't much appreciate that"
    "Boeing 6104 checking in, we've received cookie shipment"
    Finally a god damn professional around here

  • @golicar
    @golicar 6 років тому +1432

    I have no idea why UA-cam suggested this video to me, but I love it.

    • @connork8448
      @connork8448 6 років тому +8

      Gabriel Oliveira yea exactly same thing for me

    • @Flop_Studios
      @Flop_Studios 6 років тому

      Saaame

    • @syyh1624
      @syyh1624 6 років тому +2

      666 Like Bro, Illuminati Confirm

    • @tsunderecafe
      @tsunderecafe 6 років тому

      I was suggested this video on my work computer and my home computer. Some algorithm is broken.

    • @TheRealBunnyMan
      @TheRealBunnyMan 6 років тому +3

      Same, never watched anything remotely like this before. Perhaps it got tagged as "Sarcastic" and "Commedy" or some shit.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 років тому +7090

    Lmao make a sound effect
    Skrrrrrrrt!

  • @qtino8777
    @qtino8777 6 років тому +1932

    “May I ask what type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?”
    “Biscoff”
    ...
    “Copy that”

    • @ffnightranger
      @ffnightranger 6 років тому +23

      I was about to comment that that one word reply, "Biscoff", made me laugh out loud heartily.

    • @lestat305
      @lestat305 6 років тому +8

      I died at that moment

    • @ffnightranger
      @ffnightranger 6 років тому +20

      @@lestat305 Just how quickly he replied, such a particular reference, with that decisiveness; pure comedic genius.

    • @ffnightranger
      @ffnightranger 6 років тому +2

      Btw it's around the 4:00 mark

    • @regularnoah
      @regularnoah 6 років тому

      Qtino bro I love biscoff aren’t they only in delta though

  • @crandonborth
    @crandonborth 3 роки тому +142

    I love this calm voice in sheer terror moments.
    “Um yah we have a rouge plane over there” as a 747 comes at him full speed🤣🤣🤣

  • @smk7500
    @smk7500 6 років тому +575

    *plane goes through tower*
    “It’s okay! We can buy new tower.”
    “I don’t think that’s how it works”😂😂😂😂

  • @jonaskatona7136
    @jonaskatona7136 6 років тому +3475

    I have absolutely NO idea why UA-cam recommended this video to me, as I have never seen a flight simulator video on UA-cam before.
    That being said, I don't regret this one bit. This is hilarious. You've definitely gained a subscriber.

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 6 років тому +30

      Just one of those UA-cam recommendations everybody gets in their feed for some reason. Been getting a lot of those lately.

    • @garretaylorr
      @garretaylorr 6 років тому +2

      sooo true but i play flight simulators so thats why i clicked but no regrets here

    • @Yatukih_001
      @Yatukih_001 6 років тому

      To warn us that there are people that are this stupid...that do these dumb things, so we will not put them to power during elections.

    • @DyllunGarrett
      @DyllunGarrett 6 років тому

      Copy that

    • @iforrees2864
      @iforrees2864 6 років тому +1

      Sooo truuuu i fucking loved this sooo funny, never even searched ‘plane’ on yt b4

  • @EpluribUSMNT
    @EpluribUSMNT 6 років тому +1921

    "And this 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is now launching himself directly at the tower. We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati. " HAHAHAHA

  • @limitlessaeon
    @limitlessaeon 4 роки тому +99

    "And UH, DON'T BANK at a 90 degree angle like you did right there, thank you."
    I'm dying.

  • @BenjiPrice502
    @BenjiPrice502 6 років тому +1223

    That’s why my flights are always delayed.... cookie shortage.

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 6 років тому +15

      The cost of fuel taxiing back and forth to cater everyones snack preference is unbelievable.

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 6 років тому +4

      @GoodISnipr Throw out life reservers and oxygen masks to have enough space. 😂

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 6 років тому +2

      @GoodISnipr Couldn't agree more pal. 😂

    • @acespider7781
      @acespider7781 6 років тому

      It's true on box of cookies for a Express plane 2 for an Airbus 319 or 320 plane 3 boxes for a 737 plane 4 for 757 plane 5 for 767 planes also fun fact the Denver Broncos fly in a United airlines plane it's a 767 plane and then 787 gets 6 boxes

    • @TruthWillFreeYou
      @TruthWillFreeYou 6 років тому +2

      The scotch and booze may have also had a hand in it.

  • @chasezavarella6042
    @chasezavarella6042 5 років тому +2177

    I can just imagine the 747 stopping, then turning with the glowing red eyes meme that get larger and larger as it gets closer at 6:44

  • @diblums
    @diblums 6 років тому +546

    "That has been OUT of protocol since 1978, sir, why are you doing this?"
    Thanks UA-cam for the recommendation, I needed the laughs.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 6 років тому +10

      And he sounded so chill all the while inquiring, what the fuck was he up to.

    • @ThunderEcks
      @ThunderEcks 6 років тому +4

      Possibly my favorite line this entire video.

    • @jpayne3616
      @jpayne3616 6 років тому +1

      Yeah this is hilarious. A rogue plane??? Lol

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 років тому +2

      I am happy for everyone who got recommended this video. Trust me, you will LOVE afp95 for his content! Was here before UA-cam gone all batshit with the algorithms.

    • @krystalisee
      @krystalisee 6 років тому

      Finally, some good recommendations from UA-cam.

  • @Csmooth69
    @Csmooth69 6 років тому +3513

    "Are there any cookies on board?"
    " I can neither confirm or deny that sir."
    "We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."

  • @ffandrewd2986
    @ffandrewd2986 3 роки тому +132

    I love how serious it is in a such a clusterfuck of a lobby

  • @h4wkks
    @h4wkks 6 років тому +1349

    "IFR or VFR?"
    "VFR, sir."
    *V O D K A T I M E*

    • @ThatTacticalLlama
      @ThatTacticalLlama 6 років тому +9

      pepep44 d Tripoloski??? Motheland ????

    • @SomeZenGuy
      @SomeZenGuy 6 років тому +3

      VODKA FOR RUSSIA

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 6 років тому

      @@ThatTacticalLlama the cheapest, roughest, grainiest, vodka you can find on the shelf.

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 6 років тому +533

    "Actually, he just Tokyo Drifted into a hangar - he was not given approval for that"
    Lmao

    • @VertebreakerXJS
      @VertebreakerXJS 6 років тому +2

      i absolutely lost it at that part. tears in my eyes still laughing

  • @materiagrezza9331
    @materiagrezza9331 5 років тому +484

    I love how he speaks professionally with the proper tone and terminology (even with some slight alterations) and stays calm even when losing his shit. He truly is a future ATC controller!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +59

      As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, he is an actual pilot

  • @elbegev8550
    @elbegev8550 2 роки тому +117

    this could definately be a tv series 😂😂 switches between professionalism and absurdity at the drop of a hat … love it

  • @innocentkrikz
    @innocentkrikz 5 років тому +1448

    5:54 "Why is there 9 people here and 28 people are in the server?"
    *Three people leave.*
    "That might answer my question."

    • @YoshiFan15_256
      @YoshiFan15_256 5 років тому +77

      WolfieYT-Rolex I actually think 3 people entered because of the Discord Join sound effect.

    • @ex4mple69
      @ex4mple69 5 років тому +29

      thats an entering sound i was like wtf is he talking ab

    • @shawntco
      @shawntco 4 роки тому +20

      I don't get why it's funny :c Someone explain

    • @daisyq3418
      @daisyq3418 4 роки тому +1

      its like grand theft auto, except with planes. 😂

    • @innocentkrikz
      @innocentkrikz 4 роки тому +1

      Well...

  • @oneeco
    @oneeco 6 років тому +1875

    I never knew a video like this could be fun to watch.

    • @sodamixgames936
      @sodamixgames936 6 років тому +14

      I know this shit was so funny though

    • @Canwehitsubscriberswithn-zp4pz
      @Canwehitsubscriberswithn-zp4pz 6 років тому +34

      I got tears in my eyes when he said, and it looks like the airplane has gone ROGUE.

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 6 років тому +7

      Why do I like this? What have you done to me?!

    • @CommanderKrieg
      @CommanderKrieg 6 років тому +1

      1:38 to 1:51 i laughed so hard

    • @kemoni221
      @kemoni221 6 років тому +1

      You see, there's something special about dumb stuff happening in simulators

  • @jiachen3818
    @jiachen3818 5 років тому +913

    I feel like 747 pilots on this channel are equivalent to the Florida Mans

    • @BBaaaaa
      @BBaaaaa 5 років тому +6

      LMAOOO

    • @isaiahbonilla7098
      @isaiahbonilla7098 4 роки тому

      Lololol

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 4 роки тому +21

      Nope, the Florida Man equivalent is the hot air balloon.

    • @flamertheflamingfire1949
      @flamertheflamingfire1949 3 роки тому +1

      @@nerd_nato564 that makes more sense

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 3 роки тому +6

      @@nerd_nato564 nah, I'm from Florida and I haven't seen a hot air balloon in forever. The Florida Man equivalent in these servers are the guys in sea planes landing at airports. Yeah, we know there are rules, we just don't give a damn.

  • @misskingii
    @misskingii 18 днів тому +9

    I don't actually understand what's going on here, but I am having fun and laughing watching. The cookie bit got me.

  • @Mountaindewdewable
    @Mountaindewdewable 6 років тому +533

    5:46 “possibly gonna strike the tower...”
    “It’s ok, we can buy new tower”

    • @MAX96811
      @MAX96811 6 років тому +1

      Mountaindew w

    • @cheydragonrat3252
      @cheydragonrat3252 6 років тому +10

      "I don't think that's how it works..."

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 6 років тому +3

      He said A SECOND TIME......

    • @randomguy27464
      @randomguy27464 10 місяців тому

      I think everybody can piece together the puzzle

  • @billyjacksmithwick4468
    @billyjacksmithwick4468 6 років тому +509

    “We’re gonna sick some F-18 on him”

    • @StumpyDaPaladin
      @StumpyDaPaladin 6 років тому +31

      A few minutes later ... "hey uh Madmax in the F-18, how copy?

  • @sophc2717
    @sophc2717 6 років тому +1042

    1:47 sir I’m gonna ask you to remain grounded til we confirm cookies onboard your aircraft

    • @flaming_skull
      @flaming_skull 5 років тому +20

      You can't NOT just have no cookies you got to have cookies

    • @White_Wolf206
      @White_Wolf206 5 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @BruceCarrick
      @BruceCarrick 5 років тому +3

      What made it real was the Biscoff......I felt like I was there!!

    • @Dragoon-VI
      @Dragoon-VI 5 років тому +3

      Biscoff are biscuits, not cookies. We have been lied to.

    • @flaming_skull
      @flaming_skull 5 років тому +3

      @@Dragoon-VI NOOO MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!

  • @Dvinyard69
    @Dvinyard69 Рік тому +21

    You get thumbs up on that flawless "Biscoff" response alone. Perfect execution.

  • @TuhanRock
    @TuhanRock 5 років тому +1229

    It seems UA-cam recommendations have brought us all together

  • @goliathprojects7354
    @goliathprojects7354 6 років тому +685

    *"We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati"*
    Killed me LMAO

    • @jerokunoo1482
      @jerokunoo1482 6 років тому +5

      Goliath Projects Oumuamua ok" just tell me where you live. Oh and how do you want to be killed.

    • @ABCD-ko5xl
      @ABCD-ko5xl 6 років тому +1

      666 likes

  • @The_Engie
    @The_Engie 6 років тому +530

    This man plays one of the best straight guys in comedy I think I've ever heard

    • @soulenoid6701
      @soulenoid6701 6 років тому +4

      Why did u have to put straight in there?

    • @ikapika
      @ikapika 6 років тому +1

      Less Breakfast because they’re ignorant

    • @lukebedford15
      @lukebedford15 6 років тому +33

      Please tell me you are joking and that you do realise he didn’t mean ‘straight’ in a sexuality context?

    • @ColtonAtkins
      @ColtonAtkins 6 років тому +22

      Lilika you’re both idiots 😂 straight as in “without breaking character”

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 6 років тому +4

      I personally think he's kinda bi, but that's alright. He's still funny.

  • @raviosolaire
    @raviosolaire 2 роки тому +68

    "why are there 9 people here and 28 in the server?"
    *sounds of people leaving the call*
    "I believe that answers my question"
    I bet those people were trying to listen to the silly atc lol

  • @riftmusic5232
    @riftmusic5232 6 років тому +4391

    This is the nerdiest shit ive seen but it looks damn fun for some reason haha

    • @davidperez9392
      @davidperez9392 6 років тому +90

      It's 11.38 pm I have work tomorrow, it went from a cam for my truck to this haba

    • @iVenge
      @iVenge 6 років тому +19

      Rift Music This is the reason that Western society is in decline. Grown men playing bullshit games while the rest of the world is hungry and ambitious to supplant us.

    • @patryksobczyk1855
      @patryksobczyk1855 6 років тому +239

      @@iVenge Like you do anything for the god damn world. If this is fun for a guy why have to be a dick hole and try to ruin it for them by pulling the "Grown men" card. If someone is an adult dosent mean they cant enjoy life.

    • @lautarodiaz7778
      @lautarodiaz7778 6 років тому +151

      iVenge and what should “grown men” be doing instead? Working 24 hours a day? People can do whatever the fuck they want in their spare time dude

    • @clockworkreaper3255
      @clockworkreaper3255 6 років тому +86

      @@iVenge its his downtime, piss off. by your logic, you should be working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no excuses or breaks. whats your excuse for not doing that, hypocrite?

  • @halowizbox
    @halowizbox 6 років тому +472

    "I'm being struck by a 747 at high speed, standby." Rofllll

    • @TheDomitrix
      @TheDomitrix 6 років тому +6

      Luis Cardenas
      That must be ‘the steam edition’

    • @oaklandeas
      @oaklandeas 5 років тому +2

      I don’t think it works that way

    • @czdaniel1
      @czdaniel1 5 років тому +7

      "747, this is Tower. Your current altitude & angular momentum is likely to interfere with ATC radio operation and transmission in violation of multiple FAA & FCC guidelines. *Where did your life go so wrong?"*

    • @YoshiFan15_256
      @YoshiFan15_256 5 років тому +3

      Luis Cardenas “Welcome to Steam Edition.”

    • @theamericaneaglepatriot9673
      @theamericaneaglepatriot9673 5 років тому +1

      5:16

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox 5 років тому +1934

    7:02 I broke a lung from laughing so hard.

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions 11 місяців тому +6

    Many people don't know that you can buy those biscoff cookies in bulk at most stores.
    My brother got a package, snuck them in, and was feeding them to me when we were bored during the Easter service at a cathedral

  • @sophisticatednebula4236
    @sophisticatednebula4236 6 років тому +780

    Thank you algorithm..... Very cool

    • @quentintickler4615
      @quentintickler4615 6 років тому +4

      On another note, "Algorithm" by Muse released last week is incredible.

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 років тому

      I'm not gonna like your comment because it is AT 747!

    • @sophisticatednebula4236
      @sophisticatednebula4236 6 років тому

      @@gregoriysharapov1936 A bitter sweet favour. Good job my dude

  • @glitchyjelly9889
    @glitchyjelly9889 6 років тому +440

    Now this is one the rare things that I seen happen on UA-cam...
    They finally gave me a good recommendation

    • @Niffie
      @Niffie 6 років тому +2

      You probably weren't exposing yourself to these types of things. No worries, normies come and go but I hope you stick around.

    • @anticlickbait
      @anticlickbait 6 років тому

      @@Niffie , skereeee

  • @prematuredgravy8033
    @prematuredgravy8033 6 років тому +189

    747: *Has a seizure*
    Tower operator: *Casually moves on*

  • @zikulit0770
    @zikulit0770 2 роки тому +29

    Imagine you're looking out the windows of a plane and all of a sudden get thrown and flung around the plane because the pilot wanted to do a little air show.

  • @Ian-Studios
    @Ian-Studios 6 років тому +311

    "I see your pushing back with reverse thrust that has been *out of protocol since 1978* sir why are you doing this?"
    HILARIOUS
    My friend said this video was a fun watch, he was right!

    • @Ian-Studios
      @Ian-Studios 6 років тому +25

      "Actually he just *Tokyo drifted and collided into a hanger* ." XD gg mate

    • @admiral54barns56
      @admiral54barns56 6 років тому +2

      Because I can't get out and push the damned thing. Too heavy! :P

    • @Ian-Studios
      @Ian-Studios 6 років тому +1

      @@admiral54barns56 lol

  • @CybaPixel
    @CybaPixel 6 років тому +898

    Idk why this was recommended to me, but I am not disappointed

  • @genericaccount9222
    @genericaccount9222 4 роки тому +535

    I could not stop laughing the entire time, hearing you try to remain professional as all this crazy unrealistic stuff happens around you is hilarious. I didn’t not ever expect I could laugh so much at a flight sim. Great video!

  • @edwardsr70
    @edwardsr70 11 місяців тому +10

    "It's ok, we can buy a new tower." 😂😂😂

  • @musingmike88
    @musingmike88 6 років тому +588

    I'm a former army air traffic controller. My tower experience was quite limited as I was primarily GCA and had an ARAC rating as well, but this was absolutely hilarious.

    • @yuuto8583
      @yuuto8583 6 років тому +4

      BIG WORDS

    • @DarkLeviathan8
      @DarkLeviathan8 6 років тому

      What does GCA and ARAC means? I never took a plane lol

    • @ELSLAYEADOR
      @ELSLAYEADOR 6 років тому

      @@DarkLeviathan8 google IT

    • @danielj5650
      @danielj5650 6 років тому

      Trying to impress us with your big words?

    • @MeNeXzPnz
      @MeNeXzPnz 6 років тому +1

      /r/NobodyAsked

  • @rhey81
    @rhey81 6 років тому +668

    This is good because the Tower guy is trying to maintain professionalism throughout everything but he has a hint of humor that doesn't allow him to overreact to the trolling that happens..It adds more to everything than what the simple trolls are doing..

    • @titaniumslug
      @titaniumslug 6 років тому +13

      He looses it with the cookies bullshit to be honest.

    • @2e826
      @2e826 6 років тому +2

      @@kawaii33366 u ok chief?

    • @daddyjojo9258
      @daddyjojo9258 6 років тому +1

      @@2e826 he's right is what he is

    • @2e826
      @2e826 6 років тому

      @@daddyjojo9258 Bullshit doesn't mean "OMG I dont like this" you could replace the word Bullshit in Titans comment with "Shenaginains" and it'd likely still have his original intent. Waifu looks like an idiot trying to be upset for no reason.

  • @avivamae5171
    @avivamae5171 5 років тому +880

    "can you make a sound effect as you swerve that aircraft" "Skkkkarrrr!" Omg I'm laughing so hard I scared my poor dog!

  • @Clepto_and_Co
    @Clepto_and_Co 17 днів тому +5

    For a pilot, I imagine this would be less "flight simulation" and more "intrusive thoughts simulator"

  • @JTSuarez
    @JTSuarez 6 років тому +410

    As a pilot, I can say this is an accurate representation

    • @secretsociety5700
      @secretsociety5700 6 років тому +3

      Hey I want to be a pilot too

    • @ayushmaan7597
      @ayushmaan7597 6 років тому +2

      How to become a pilot?

    • @BassMastersOfficial1
      @BassMastersOfficial1 6 років тому +2

      @@ayushmaan7597 study?

    • @chrishandley9471
      @chrishandley9471 6 років тому +1

      Pass pilot s test for a load of money

    • @swaggystan
      @swaggystan 6 років тому +10

      hey I'm 16 & im on a process of preparing myself becoming a pilot so i won't be confused what to do right after i graduated school. first you have to choose your university/college that has aeronautical engineering/aerospace engineering course ( you should plan early where to go so u don't get confused & in a hurry at the future). then, you study for 2-4 years at the college/uni you have chosen, it depends on your country for how long the process will take but not more than 6 yrs def usually it would take 4. after you finished college/uni you will acquire the aeronautical engineering bachelor's degree( it's a requirement to work for airlines) and they will test your capabilities as a pilot in a specific field. maximum 4 months. and you're finally ready to go! captain!!

  • @mythical7867
    @mythical7867 6 років тому +259

    You win this time recommendations

  • @davidmagallanes4976
    @davidmagallanes4976 6 років тому +638

    He said “SKRRRRRRRR”
    I’m dead
    Edit: dang 680 likes thx!

    • @BarelyBlairBear
      @BarelyBlairBear 6 років тому +5

      I lost my shit then too lmfaooo

    • @JuicemanGravy
      @JuicemanGravy 6 років тому +4

      Bruh I commented the almost exact same thing lol

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 6 років тому

      Ew... People editing their UA-cam comments to thank everyone for likes is so cringey.

    • @treycherry8639
      @treycherry8639 6 років тому

      Jarod Smith ikr!!

  • @matthewprzeracki7574
    @matthewprzeracki7574 2 роки тому +29

    That plane when it was flipping I laughed so hard. And “it’s ok! We can just buy a new tower.” Damn this is funny

  • @aaronmerritt44
    @aaronmerritt44 6 років тому +302

    You're clear to cut across all active runways and onto the grass... in fact, I CHALLENGE you to it.

  • @biglegcatluvr
    @biglegcatluvr 6 років тому +911

    Did you just brake check yourself pretty severely on that taxiway? Affirm.

  • @oppressorb7196
    @oppressorb7196 2 роки тому +41

    This randomly popped up in my recommendations.. Had to watch the whole thing because I simply loved the contrast between the heavily role playing guys vs. the immersion breaking stupidity of the others. This is what UA-cam was made for. Pure gold right here !

  • @heaventohell6815
    @heaventohell6815 5 років тому +418

    2:22
    "YOU HAVE A DEEP VOICE DADDY"
    What the hell was going on in this video😂😂😂😂

  • @KustomiseT
    @KustomiseT 6 років тому +391

    *"We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."* 💀💀💀💀

    • @Csmooth69
      @Csmooth69 6 років тому +6

      Because peanuts and pretzels wont cut it anymore..LMAO!!

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 6 років тому

      I'm dead. :X

    • @KustomiseT
      @KustomiseT 6 років тому +1

      @@Csmooth69 Bihhh like you want caviar on side of your cookies

    • @Csmooth69
      @Csmooth69 6 років тому

      "No sir. I would like Bumblebee Tuna with the ritz crackers..square please.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ 6 років тому +334

    He was given permission to cut across all active runways

  • @Adino1
    @Adino1 2 роки тому +30

    That 2nd F-18 just cost the AF a million dollars in damage during that take off

  • @TheToastyGoblin
    @TheToastyGoblin 6 років тому +173

    Currently an Avionics major and just finished my ATC Nav course recently, this video is 100% more entertaining when I understand a lot of it lol

    • @T0rturephile
      @T0rturephile 6 років тому +2

      I understand it well myself since I play _Flight Simulator_ often.

    • @TheToastyGoblin
      @TheToastyGoblin 6 років тому

      @@T0rturephile Lol I guess that's one way to learn about this stuff xD

  • @Ҍҽҽ-ю7ы
    @Ҍҽҽ-ю7ы 6 років тому +465

    “By the way THATS A DEEP VOICE DADDY”

  • @maxgermuska
    @maxgermuska 6 років тому +453

    And a 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is launching itself right at the tower!
    That had me dead 🤣

  • @Philfroggy2
    @Philfroggy2 Рік тому +5

    "Is there cookies on board?" *intense silence* "yes???" Atc:"taxi back to the gate and load cookies"

  • @tristenaguilar_
    @tristenaguilar_ 6 років тому +550

    I'm actually so glad I clicked this video

  • @dicktapping8259
    @dicktapping8259 6 років тому +2026

    Actually we have 747 departing the wrong way,we will let him do his thing.😂😂😂 classic

    • @festerofest4374
      @festerofest4374 6 років тому

      InternetRadioScann

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild 6 років тому +17

      F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e: Shit-for-brains, it's called showing creators exactly what you liked about what they made.

    • @dicktapping8259
      @dicktapping8259 6 років тому

      F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e
      you getting triggered by a comment.Well ask youtube for a refund numb nuts otherwise you are never getting your time back for reading this comment

    • @seanpatrickcrowley
      @seanpatrickcrowley 6 років тому +1

      I fucking lost it'

    • @Rikoyasha15
      @Rikoyasha15 6 років тому +1

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e your comment is more cringy

  • @cccaurora
    @cccaurora 6 років тому +1595

    I never have had played this game, but I really appreciate the realism and effort that the person in the control tower is putting on. Also kudos for that voice, terrific air controller, I do hope one day I could play such game and this guy beign there in the TC.

    • @Ahhtheserenity
      @Ahhtheserenity 6 років тому +52

      Give this man a job as a traffic controller immediately

    • @l3154
      @l3154 6 років тому +42

      So realistic stops him taking off because he dosnt have cookies wow

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 6 років тому +7

      "Eight Delta Bravo, clearance approved. Though please be advised that we are experiencing some local spatial anomalies, so you may want to delay ten. Papa Golf three-one-four, cookies confirmed, we have you; please hold five. A tow will be with you shortly and the wizards should have the sequences aligned by then. Anyone in freq and holding is free to join me in a short prayer to the Omnissiah."

    • @l3154
      @l3154 6 років тому

      @@Sakhmeov i never said that it was completly fake i said that it isn't exactly like real life

    • @beeye919
      @beeye919 6 років тому +1

      you need 22gb ram and a Hamster in a wheel to play this 3000€ + pc so just high tier people can

  • @criminalbrewing5509
    @criminalbrewing5509 Рік тому +8

    The Snack Selection bit is still the funniest troll of all time.

  • @yeanah2571
    @yeanah2571 4 роки тому +109

    AND love that he's serious in the goofing off lobbies, and goofing off in the SIM lobbies

  • @annehaight9963
    @annehaight9963 5 років тому +463

    "That has been out of protocol since 1978, sir, why are you doing this?" HAHAHAHAH

  • @jyepye
    @jyepye 5 років тому +341

    I love how he just has his normal voice and never laughs when something funny happenes

    • @samba-v8c
      @samba-v8c 4 роки тому +29

      He casually said that the plane had Tokyo Drifted into a hangar in a matter-of-fact tone, while at the same time I was losing my shit.

  • @epicsnake21
    @epicsnake21 11 місяців тому +4

    5:50 "We can buy new tower" This has my dying 😂😂😂

  • @carsonidk471
    @carsonidk471 5 років тому +692

    "It's ok, we can buy a new tower"😂
    - A giant plane
    5:47
    😂