Unhinged Wedding Speech
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- Опубліковано 26 кві 2023
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Hey dad, quiz time. KFC or Popeyes. GO!
Imagine if after the wedding their daughters are just like "mom, what did dad mean when he said you could be a toaster strudel or a twinkie?". this is so vile to do in front of children
Seethe and cope
@@simpdefendmlady6579 You're hilarious. /s
@@ultimaxkom8728 Big mad
Major pedo vibes from the simp guy
@@simpdefendmlady6579 Big funny.
Dude gives strong "I'm not an asshole, everyone's just a bunch of pussies" vibes.
"I'm just brutally honest"
@@AleTitan brutally relatable
“I just say it how it is!”
"I just say what we're all thinking" as though we're all as mentally unhinged as he is.
He is a MAGA dummy so
He didn’t write his vows for his wife, he wrote them for the other men in the room☹️
Men are extremely homosocial and do pretty much everything in life for other men's validation and attention. It's really cringe when you start to pick up on it. This is a prime example of it.
Probably so they wouldn’t say "Broooo that was so gay, all full of emotions," so he showed everyone he was the most sex having sex haver there
ikr
@@Dani-Clawthats so pathetic and sad
I think you are spot on Maddy - he wasn't setting out to be mean. He is just a simple tool with no self-awareness. No doubt those who know him IRL would not have been suprised by his dick actions
Her vows actually are sad, it's her saying he's too good for her and she doesn't deserve him, poor thing has her confidence completely stripped 😊
Wrong emoji but yeah
@@flygonplayzpokemon6353I like a curveball
@@flygonplayzpokemon6353 oof you're right, my mind for some reason auto-read that as the crying emoji because of the text itself, and i had to double take for a sec to realize it was a smiley one because yeah that's probably not the one OP meant to use
@@january3rd293 or perhaps they meant it in a sarcastic/ironic way? Like I'm 17 and I've sent texts like "fuck you☺️" or "thanks for ruining my day☺️" or something like that before so yeah
@@kittyycaat_ It's true, that's a way of using it! I just suppose, wouldn't it be different because they're talking about someone else's hardship instead of their own?
Sort of like if i go:
"haha I'm stupid lmao",
it's a different sort of mood and message than if i go:
"haha he's stupid lmao",
at least as I understand it.
If this guy can get married, either there is hope for everyone or the whole institution is fucked
I'm going with the latter
The institution of marriage is fucked. There is no reason to get married as a guy besides the expectation to. The whole thing needs to be rewritten.
Yeah society has a ways to go... atleast 100 years behind schedule..
He is definitely the creepy uncle that’s obsessed with sex. I feel sorry for any children related to him
It can be both.
Man, if my husband wrote his vows like I was his hooker, on our wedding day, I would literally leave him at the altar 💀 no way I'm gonna let someone treat me like a prostitute on such a serious and important event in front of friends and family, it FELT degrading even just to watch, let alone being subjected to it! I feel kinda nauseous listening to his bows, especially compared to hers. Dude making it very clear he only sees her as a sex toy :/
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No he was joking and she literally said on tiktok that they joke like that with each other. Stop intruding on other peoples life.
@@androow1983 what’s funny about this?
@@androow1983 that's fine but then why were her vows actually serious and heartfelt? clearly she thought this was a special and serious moment. there's a difference between the way you joke with your spouse day to day and what you say to them the moment you are promising to spend your life with them. it's a huge red flag that he couldn't think of something better than degrading her and basically saying "you're a shitty cook but a good lay"
The only way I see her being okay with this is if she has a straight-up humiliation fetish. This is bad enough, because you have a whole audience right in front of you who do not consent to being a part of your humiliation fetish. Otherwise, the most likely case, she is definitely being abused and manipulated into being "okay" with this. Very hard to watch, I didn't watch the whole thing. Women, never be an "easygoing" wife who "never complains" -- you are human first and foremost. Your role is not to be "easygoing."
I would literally rather die alone than have this happen to me.
People who use dying alone as a threat to people not interested in dating/marriage should be forced to watch this video
@@zabbee2323 as someone who is not interested whatsoever in romance, marriage or sex I find it funny when people say "you are going to die alone" like it's some sort of insult. Just because I don't have a partner doesn't mean I'm gonna be alone; ex, my best friend. I think people forget that it's perfectly fine having a platonic relationship with someone. Of course, I get that most people feel more fulfilled with a significant other but personally I think the "dying alone" thing is dramatic
@@paradoxtatorstudios9681 I agree with you!
This why we all need friends that arent afraid to tell us when we are being stupid.
Honestly, in life you need to have people who arent afraid to tell you the hard truth so we can all better ourselves, and you can tell this dude have never been checked by anyone in his life, he gives off "everyone revolves around me" vibe
u can have friends who tell u the hard truth but if ur not willing to listen whats the point
Or a wife that will tell him he's being stupid
I wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind, I said I said I’m sick of sick of sick of sick of chasing you’re the one who’s always running through my daydreams I. I can only see your face when I close my eyes
Absolutely, but if we take it a step further, there are times when a friend warns there friend and that person will still do it and only learn theough their own mistakes
Part of me was thinking about how much he'd probably regret that embarrassing speech later in life, but then the other part of me realised this dude won't ever have the self awareness to recognize it.
Ah the problem solved itself, wonderful! He can go forward in life being a terrible dude and be none the wiser 🎉
It almost even feels like it was someone else who wrote it for him as a joke/dare
Nah moist was jealous af
Listen how mad he Is that the guy has a good wife
"OMG THEY JUST LET HIM SAY WHAT HE WANTS MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD HVE CAGED MY COC FOR MONTHSSS"
this dude wrote his wedding vows with the mindset of "this one's ferda boiz 😎"
Those guys should never marry a woman. They should marry their buddies because they only care about their approval and wanting to fit in. Cringe, childish.
Google en passant
😂😂😂 the sunglasses on your comment 😂😂
@Peppyyoz please cease your existence
Even if it was ferda boiz it's still fn' depressing lmao.
Charlie’s forced smile is the most wholesome yet scariest thing I’ve ever seen
It's like Agent 47 smiling.
A part of soul died when he said 'gagging and headboard slamming'.
It didn’t help that I realized his children were there. If I heard my dad say that to my mom, even as a child, I would not have be able to live that down
I want a man to say that to me ❤
@@dohc16vturbo4g63 Yeah but probably not in front of your family and friends, as well as a priest.
@@orionbarnes1733 a priest 😂😂😂😂😂
@@orionbarnes1733 Even worse: the priest is his MOTHER!
The worst part is how genuine and heartfelt her vows are, makes the cringe of his vows even more unbearable 🤢
@@evilm3617play in your dads gun safe
This!! she said she thought it was funny and that's just how they are but i feel like that would be easier to believe if like she wrote hers "funny" too
He thinks and talks like a truly honest simp
@@rustyfool3740 👏👏👏 you said it perfectly.
@Aspyn Wyatt Do you know what the phrase “That's just how we are” even means? It doesn’t mean they both have the same exact personality , thought process, and humor, dummy.
My wife takes almost everything serious. I on the other hand take absolutely nothing serious. Despite her taking everything serious she loves how I poke fun about everything. When she gave birth to our first child the doctor said “she crowning” and I said “She crowning a king or a queen” my wife mid labor laughed. “That’s how we are”. It literally just means that’s how they are with each other, he acts like a class clown I laugh at it.
imagine getting married, and the person you're marrying is just talking about how they like to fill you with their special sauce
I’d be very uncomfortable and also is there any kids there?😂
Hey! Ever heard of a joke before? :D
Welcome to Hell 2023
Thank you for your input, 2003 Toyota Corolla
@@bloxz2944 Yea their kids were there from what I’ve heard.
I hope the woman loves herself enough to know she deserves better
He's probably rich
@@infinitelucidmaze based on how the wedding looks I highly doubt it
@@sarahe4508 🫥
Why do females ALWAYS think they deserve better for absolutely no reason whatsoever?
She married him soo she doesn't
this makes me so sad :( i heard that they were together for a really long time and she had to beg him to get married, and these wedding vows were his way of punishing her for wanting that commitment
They met 13 years ago and started dating 10 years ago. 10 years to get married, and they have 2 kids. Yeah, that's a sign. He even "joked" about leaving her for a hotter woman in his vows. Who does that?
She sadly believes he is too good for her. This marriage will not last, but I doubt she will be the one ending it. I can see him cheating in the future and leaving her for someone younger.
@@Leslie_Knope and then deflecting responsibility because “he never wanted to get married”
@@dream-nz9yb 10 years should have been a sign to her that he just wasn't too keen on marrying her. That is a ridiculous amount of time to wait, especially when you already have two kids. She's either the one or she's not. You know pretty quickly.
@@dream-nz9yb It's sad when everyone else sees the red flags but the person who needs to the most. Maybe we're all wrong, though. Crazier things have happened. 😂
@@Leslie_Knope they met in middle school. She's daft because she's young. One day she'll wake up. Or not, unfortunately it may never happen. But it's often that I hear about women being stuck with dead beat husbands just because they didn't know what they were missing and because of social pressure to fulfill her role
It was in front of her daughters too which is sickening. Imagine teaching your daughter that this is how a woman should be spoken to.
she probably heard worse at home
They'll grow up thinking that this what they should expect from a man and that they have to tolerate it unless they want to be alone forever.
They will grow up thinking they can treat anyone like that, just because it happened to a woman doesn't mean that they will only treat women like that. If it happened to the husband, you wouldn't be going on about how to treat men specifically.
@@egglordsasuke8532 Unhinged comment
@@bellebonebag8096 these dudes can't go one second without turning the victimization onto them. As if its normal for men to be degraded in marriage.
I was expecting him to say "Thats about it, see ya." at the end of his short video to his friend
and it’s crazy how she responded with “it’s his humor, we’ve been together for a long time and i love him” 😧
Makes sense when you think about her vows and how she [paraphrase] "liked him so much in high school and always felt he was too good for her." Her self-esteem was and still appears to be total shit.
She's gonna get treated like sh*t for sure
Fathers, please be present in your daughters' lives.
@@ThinWhiteAxe exactly, that’s why i’m so appreciative of my dad because he taught me how men should treat me (and how i should mutually respect them ofc)
Maybe it is, people are weird. She might ove him for it. Personally i think its batshit. But to each his own i guess.
What’s sad is that the wife’s vows were so heartfelt and genuine and she even put herself down at times
it's even sadder to think that when this dude talks about her, he just thinks of sex and that's it. just sees her as some sex doll or something, it's awful and this dude is an asshole for it.
@A-Warthog-cc1wm you cant judge everything about him over this tiktok, yes it is very cringe that this is his wedding vow but oh well, they got married for a reason and it if he really was only there for sex then the lady wouldn't have married him anyway
@@derkommissar4986 LOL people can get married for bad reason or even no reason at all. Why do you think the divorce rate is so high?
@@derkommissar4986 sure but like, yes I can judge his vows. And I will. They were fucking weird.
I thought hers were going to be just as brutal but ended up just being anti climactic 😢
Kinda shocked you didn't talk about the whiplash you get when you hear the womans vows. She's so fucking sweet and lovely and sappy. It's honestly heartbreaking how sweet hers were and how stupid and childish his were.
I can hear the divorce bells!~🔔🎵
@@ameliorateepoch9917she wouldn’t . if she even thought of marrying him in the first place the poor girl will probably stay with him. this ain’t even his humor like a lot of comments are saying, he genuinely thinks this and is a misogynist lmfao.
@@bbrriaaanna "misogynist 🤡" not everything is misogony. he tried to be funny at his own wedding (who the fuck would ever think about that honestly) and failed miserably. the embarrasment after that must be so big. and he should be embarrased for doing a bad idea like that
@Happy this dialogue is misogynistic though... so..
@@Rudi.418 “not everything is misogyny” proof that it isn’t? Cuz u way too defensive over that word
It’s not just cringe, this is abusive behavior, intentionally humiliating her in front of her friends and family is the entire point to doing this. She looks like she wants to cry.
Yep. She already looks like she’s insecure and he has taken advantage of that. Sad
I agree that the guy is unfunny and humiliating, but the woman was literally laughing. You can't assume things you don't know about, that's disrespectful towards her.
The bride put herself down in her vows, shows how he makes her feel about herself. I really hope they end up happy and he learns that everything isn’t about the bedroom.
end up breaking up you mean because ABUSERS never change
stop ruining your lives for garbage people
His mom’s joke about him being grounded was funnier than anything in his vows.
Obviously, him getting grounded never taught him manners
you love the mom admit it
Are you sure it was a joke?
Moms like her enable sons behavior like this. She probably thinks degrading women is funny.
@Peppyyoz you ever considered eating an entire bottle of Benadryl
In the wife's vows, she was apologetic that she wasnt enough and talked about how she was so greatful for him and how she doesnt deserve him. Its honestly really sad.
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT MAN!!!!!!!!!
Truly so gross. I hope she can find happiness.
@@yozlolYFGA imma need you to get off your computer, an yah didn’t expose shi
@Twitter Warrior Jealousy is not a good look.
@Twitter Warrior why copy and paste these on every reply instead of just making it a comment
They'd been together for 10 years. 10 years. And that's all he has to say.
Imagine having only one special day, one speech to tell everyone how much your special someone means to you and you do this.
@@asdfg19923 I would try to look like I was in it too if my husband was humiliating me to the entire world. She talked about how he was too god for her and how she wasn't pretty enough while he talked about sex and leaving her for someone else. Absolutely disgusting. Let's hope that he actually treats her nicely and this isn't him just showing his real face.
@@asdfg19923 such a small mindset. You have way better things to do do then write that comment
The bride seems happy because she believes she can't do any better and he's taking full advantage of it
The sad thing is she doesn't understand why people find it disgusting. She responded to how she felt when the video blew up. She says she's happy and that's just him joking around. Unfortunately I dated someone like that I can guarantee they aren't joking around.
Hot take, maybe she's just as dumb as he is.
@@empath9814 how do you know that this person isn't joking around?
Or maybe she actually is happy
@@empath9814 I’m sure he’s just joking
This was a Harry Potter themed wedding
Her vows were actually really heartfelt and watching her spill her heart out to this man while all he can think of is “saving I love you is beta behavior” really gets me.
Its ironic, to me degrading women to being sexual objects and being open about 'marriage to me is about the sex' is more of a beta behavior than anything.
@@mrgreenboy644 She's probably changed his life since she's the only person able to stand him without feeling the constant urge to drop kick him.
@@diktatoralexander88 just stop using that language all together.
Of course it was Harry Potter themed-
@@denusklausen3685 The problem isn't wiht the language, back in the day (like 10 years ago) it actually was a useful personality trait system, until the past few years it's been hijacked by a bunch of incel Alpha wannabes.
So many little boys in this comment section whining "it's just jokes!" because actual adults are rightfully critiquing this grown man's middle-school-esque vows.
I feel so bad for the daughters who are being taught that that's an acceptable way to be spoken to
Has to be the slimiest wedding vows out there. That fact that he felt confident giving this speech at all is really telling of his character.
Hey man, she's his living flesh light. She'll obviously be fine 😂 .. 😅
Huh? You don't even know those people
@@senatorarmstrong2100 Huh? What r you on about?
@@sapphirewilliams5586 my point is, you assumed that he is a scumbag even though you don't even know em
@@senatorarmstrong2100 He is a scumbag. He was saying all this stuff in front of his daughters and his wife's family. Why do you think he's NOT scummy?
The way the bride sounded when she said “really?” Heartbreaking. She’s clearly embarrassed
Timestamp? I didn't catch that
Honestly, the bride seemed to find it all funny.
She also heavily defended her husband multiple times on TikTok (many people were going on every single post and either insulting her husband or asking why she wasn’t leaving him)
I think her sister also defended her husband, but I can’t remember exactly, so take that with a grain of salt.
they have been together for over 10 years, and already have children together. ive known the husband since high school and hes always been this way lol
@@Gewsfrahba we got witnesses
@@Gewsfrahba that's cute!
I feel like he resorted to gross humor because he’s uncomfortable with emotions, and she’s gonna have to deal with an emotionally constipated man for the rest of her life
Maybe not. Some people can't show emotions in public even on their wedding day, but can when alone with their love. But he's probably an oaf anyways.
I am no expert but I can feel this marriage is not going to last long
Unfortunately she seems to have low self esteem... So probably not 😞
@thebeyonder8814 her low self esteem is why she's staying...
Imagine how her parents felt listening to the guy say all this foul shit during the wedding vows. There's a time and a place for this type of humor.
Right this might be 'their sense of humor', but to say that in front of all their friends and family (and kids?!) is so inappropriate. This is like bachelor party or 'late in the reception' humor dude like who puts this foul shit in their actual VOWS Jesus H Christ
@@lacey892 He did say "you and the girls" didn't he? Jesus christ I hope they didn't have to listen to their mother be spoken about this way.
"Humor"
@Skar Yeah, you did it huh? The guy’s got 12.9M loyal subs who would know at this point if he did something that is normally frowned upon. Shameless plug
@@goezlolololbro stfu😂 nobody cares
I’m not a conservative person, but I would die of embarrassment if my husband said even a fraction of that in front of our family and friends. 🤦🏻♀️ That is some S tier cringe. I could see that being funny between the two of them in private, but not in front of everyone during your ceremony. For our wedding, my husband and I wrote eachother letters and we sealed it in a box with wine so we could open them on our 1 year anniversary a read them together in private. Maybe they should have done something like that instead. 😂
@Peppyyoz didn't ask
its not even about being conservative. this is about respecting your significant other. which he clearly doesnt.
Marriage is such a normie thing to do. You can't just decide to be with someone for the rest of your life, gotta make a big fuss about it
@@ellyqueen8504 cringe comment
@@emogolem they’re right💀
Charlie is the only layer of separation that can make this level of cringe non-lethal
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT MAN!!!!!!!!
The second hand embarrassment is wild with this one
The meat riding here is nuts
@Twitter Warrior you do know that not everybody watches his livestreams, if you’re that starved for new Charlie content, idk what to say other than get a life and stop wasting your time with dumb comments like this on UA-cam 😅
@Twitter Warrior curated content bad
Whats even more wild is that HIS MOM OFFICIATED. His mom was like FIVE FEET AWAY FROM HIM. Shit i wouldnt look up from my cards either imagine youre talking about your wife gagging and headboard banging and you look up and YOUR MOM IS STARING AT YOU
What makes this all infinitely worse is when you hear her vows, and she’s literally tearing up talking about how much she loves him how grateful she is to have him in her life and how she feels she doesn’t deserve him, and then his is basically just reducing her to a fleshlight and personal chef
Not only did his vows suck, but so was his delivery. He sounded so bored when he was reading his vows, and he was barely opening his mouth. She deserves better!
I think your reading way too mucn into this. She's very clearly cool with it. They've been together for 11 years apparently, and she even went out of her way to defend this.
@@ineedaname5017stop replying to every comment holy shit
@@bongosmcdongos4190 do something abt it
@@ineedaname5017 stop copy pasting that sht
@@ineedaname5017 She has no self respect, she deserves better
I still can't believe someone from her side of the family didn't punch his lights out.
That seems unnessaseraly violent and strait up psychotic.
@expressrobkill but we can agree the groom is a piece of shit
@@expressrobkill and saying all this in front of your daughters isn't?
@@expressrobkill what's psychotic is him writing these vows. He definitely deserves a good beating.
@@expressrobkillu seem like the kind of person that thinks this is okay. Nobody cares about honor anymore
It's so nice of Charlie to explain to the people who don't know what a Toaster Strudle and a Twinkie is.
He doesn't actually love his wife for who she is. He just sees her a sex object
It’s really sad that those views even existed.
im getting married in two months and im really struggling on writing my vows but after i watched this im still struggling to write them but at least i’ll have the knowledge that they won’t be as awful as whatever this man did
Congrats 👏
Congrats on your wedding! It's always a little bit of a boost when you can realize you truly aren't doing that bad afterall! 😂 Good luck for your vows!
Congratulations! It's certainly tough to find the words but maybe start by talking about the moment you realized you wanted to marry your partner and what you love about them. Good luck with the vows!
Congrats dude!
I’m getting married in October and same! Congrats on the wedding btw
Charlie has made his wedding video speech look like a hostage situation
That creepy silent smile at the end thought sold the whole thing.
Why are the replies so empty? this almost has like 1K likes and the comment above mine has 93
Ikr
and he immediately gets the year wrong. 2022 since jesus' birth, not death
@@rebeccanater nah its death 2022 AD so after death
He could have done actual vows and then when they were to bed, made a reenactment but with this speech and he would have been fine. What a wild thing to do lol
I literally just went to my cousin’s wedding where her mother really disapproved of the marriage because of their age gap (she’s in her mid twenties, he’s in his early-mid thirties). The entire homily was about marriage for love over lust. It was made so clear in his vows and the best man/MOH speeches how much and how purely he loved my cousin. If he had tried to say any of this I would have screamed at the top of my LUNGS for her to reconsider. How is ANYONE laughing at this???
it probably isn't *genuine laughter,* moreso nervous laughter because of the fucking horrific things that just came out of this mans mouth.
Lust over love ❤
@@dohc16vturbo4g63 porn has addled your brain. Please consider replying with something normal next time
I think this is revolutionary honestly. When have you ever been at a wedding, heard the vows and thought, “ew what”
I know right? They’re speedrunning the honeymoon phase!
My dad is the type to make jokes about their sex life to gross the kids out. Tbh he’s kind of a guy’s guy. But on their wedding day, it was nothing but words of adoration, unconditional love. You could just tell he loved her more than anything and yeah that grossed me out too in a way 😂 but it was SO SWEET. I can’t imagine if he got up there and did something like this
@@ausmas9462 Yeah your dad may be sweet but this guy was going waaaaaay too far, even his mother had to call his name to stop him
@cosmic child the fact he'd say all that in front of her to...
@@cosmichild1 I feel like if it's YOUR wedding, and everyone there consents to the wedding plans, which they were, then I don't see any issue. Just cus you have a preference doesn't mean he went too far, they both contributed and consented to the wedding
The way he did this in front of both families and friends, and just kept going ☠
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that someone made a bot just to repeat a copy pasta about how much they hate Charlie's videos is so pathetic it's hilarious. So boring that he lives rent free in your brain at all times, huh?
@Twitter Warrior dont need to cry about it lol
@@MokohiChan now the bot lives rent free in you
@@RizZRizZ- Not really. This is a one off comment which =/= the effort it takes building an entire bot to copy paste my message endlessly for months on end. Basically, my comment took like 2 minutes to write. Bots take a while to build and a ton more effort. I will likely forget this entire conversation in like a day or two. Building a bot however takes like a week.
7:14 I love how he just fucking smirks at the end of his wedding vows
He knew what he did
Bro's got the most monotone and matter of fact vows I've ever heard you'd think he didn't even love his wife fr
the worst part about the "toaster strudel or twinkie" thing was that he said "tonight, i'm gonna let you decide" meaning, he usually doesn't
Ugh, you're right y:
This guy definitely learned everything he knows about the physical act of love from The Hub.
@@tjenadonn6158 Holy shit, for a split second I thought you meant the network MLP was broadcast on
:'y
Doesn’t surprise me one bit
What breaks my heart is that the bride was on tiktok and defended the groom saying they shared a sense of humor and this wasn't at all any sort of red flags. Her vows were so touching and sweet. Even when she belittled herself, at least it was light-hearted and you could see she was trying to have fun.
But his are just... gross. I sincerely hope this man genuinely does treat her better than his vows imply, because she deserves so much better. Everyone deserves better. Except maybe that guy.
Youll find out one day kiddo.
She isn't a victim. You've just been brainwashed.
Yeah I used to have the same humor dynamic with my ex too... And I did for a while enjoy it genuenly (like roasting eachother). Until it shifted into him sneaking in some very passive aggressive stuff and saying it was still just joking around. And then after some years more it had developed into full blown just saying abusive things and still say it's just joking. So yeah be watchfull of that stuff. Even if you have a certain dynamic with your partner if they start saying mean things and saying it's just joking around then please have self respect and dump that scum! So yeah still a red flag even though that bride thinks they have a special bond or whatever. "We can joke about anything, we are perfect for eachother". Is the same thing I used to say about my ex too. She clearly loves him very much(big heart) and has low self worth and that's a bad combo, perfect for an abuser to swoop in and pretend to be their soulmate and trap them.
Makes me wonder how a guy like that even gets married to begin with, especially one that’s so open about mainly liking his future wife just for the sex. Marriage is the last thing fuckbuddies should do together
God rest the anime pfps!!! Save yourselves!!! The internet ghouls are on the way!!! 🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@@zebnemma we do not care
Michael Scott: "Nothings better than the sound of gagging and headboard slamming."
Jan: "Michael!"
I get the feeling hes gonna be one of those weaponized incompetence husbands
I almost expected him to end the speech with a "Giggity."
😂😂😂
Literally
Fr
I was at a wedding for a second cousin and they decided to do that thing where the wife sits on the chair and the husband takes off the garter belt. The husband decided to put his head under her dress and when he came back up he made a comment into the microphone about how he couldn't wait to "eat her good tonight". this was in front of hundreds of people mostly older Italian Catholics. It was so awkward and everyone felt embarrassed. That was ten years ago and we still talk about it.
if I was the wife I would be absolutely mortified
He seems like a scholar
Legend
I'm with The King of Nothing on this one that's mild average dad humor, I dub this based
As an Italian(American) Catholic, *yikes*
This could be funny as some sort of after dinner speech, when all the kids were gone, but not wedding vows.
His words are horrible but I hate the way he’s presenting too. Speaking in the most dull unenthusiastic voice while reading off your horribly written inappropriate vows just adds fuel to the fire.
If I had a son and he gave a speech like that on his wedding day I would feel like a failure and would drink myself to death at the wedding reception
Holy shit
Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?
Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?
Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?
Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?
You guys know about that high ass divorce rate? This dude just fixed it for all of us. Thanks for the perfect template for all future wedding vows.
Y'know, if people like this are why the rate's so high, I don't know whether to feel relieved for my future or disgusted with the human race
@@mrgreenboy644 it’s not bc of people like him what
@@mrgreenboy644 just call them out and shame them, even as a good person if you ignore the issue you become part of it.
@@adminbob_ Ok lnceI
@@simpdefendmlady6579 what
If this was my wedding I would not be saying I do.
i would be so unbelievably sad if this happened to me
I don't know what would be worse, walking in on your parents or hearing this being spoken into reality.
As someone who once walked in on their parents, I feel like these vows are worse.
At least the first one is a sign of a healthy relationship- this one seems anything but. Like, even if the bride and groom are fine with it- evidently not everyone there was. Otherwise there wouldn't have been a need for Mom to intervene.
@@AngryReptileKeeper Same walked in on my parents as a kid and was more mad than traumatized
@@ZionDoesMakeup "why are y'all jumping on the bed without me 😡"
@@Nyanx4 the mom just did it in a joking manner, she was in on it. She's probably where he got his humor from, and no one there really seems too uncomfortable. More nervous, and honestly, this was all discussed prior to the wedding. The girl explained it all on the original post
I am CERTAIN that marriage will last with such an eloquent declaration of love
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT MAN!!!!!!!!
Oh don’t worry, she already had two of his kids 🙃🙃 this will be a great, functional family unit
I’m honestly more scared for their children tbh
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People care way too much about random strangers... Its just a funny vow that they most likely set up for laughs. She was fine with it.
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I think everyone had smiles and was laughing because they all so desperately tried clinging on to the last fibre of wholesomeness he just sucked out.
It sounds like he lost a bet and had to read that.
Dude really wanted to speedrun that divorce, what a champ
😂
imagine being together for 10 years and for your vows you get a "twinkie or toaster strudel"
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT FRIEND.
@@yozlolYFGA shush
We might be overreacting. They know each other for 10 years, this might be an inside joke for them.
@@calamorta THEN KEEP IT INSIDE! I don't care how long they've been together, this is just fucked. Were I that woman's father, I'd have beat the shit out of him
I mean obviously I’d pick Twinkie
dudebro really publicly degraded, humiliated and reduced his literal wife to a mere s3x object that cooks (although badly according to him, which is basically just adding salt to injury) and literally admitted that the only things important to him in the person he's swearin gto stick by for the rest of his life, is that they have s3x with him. all of this, in his effing wedding vows. as if those vows that are suppose to show what you truly feel about your partner are about as important as a stand up comedy special. and he did it IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS.
idk 'bout you but i'd have slapped him and told him to gtfo of my life right then and there
I agree completely. I do not stand for that at all.
the womans vows she degrades herself for "not being good enough for him" when THAT is him. seriously sad, hope she finds someone better
The fact that the bride defended his behavior on TikTok..girl STAND UP
She can’t, she has no spine.
Well, yeah. It's almost like she knows him better than any of us do.
She lacks the self-respect to do that.
@@AngryReptileKeeper she literally responded to hundreds of comments saying this is their sense of humor and she knew he was gonna d soemthing like this
Yall cry about anything😂
Imagine being her father, if he's even there. The internal struggle, asking yourself if you should go punch this POS in the mouth and ruin your daughter's big day the rest of the way, most likely thereby incurring her hatred, or just sit there and listen to her be degraded. Painful.
Honestly I imagine her mother probably wanted to do the same. I’m a woman and if my daughters husbands vows were like that I’d be genuinely furious, no parent wants to hear their child be degraded and reduced to a piece of meat.
If that were my family he’d have my mother, father, and both sides of my family ready to ruin that wedding in a heartbeat. I wouldn’t stop them either. I’m grateful that I have parents who taught me my worth.
considering how she's having low self-esteem, and possibly have accepted a lot of behaviors like this from this swine during her relationship, me and Freud are willing to bet her father was also a problem in the first place.
@@hirschjaeger2 yeah,deffo some daddy issues
@@hirschjaeger2 I share a similar sentiment lol
My dad would have been unhinged. When they say “if there is anyone here who believes these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace” my dad would have stood up and yelled “yea, my reasoning is his vows.”
The way this girl puts herself down in her vows but laughs at his is so sad. She's been conditioned into thinking she's lucky to have him when it's the complete opposite. Dude's a piece of trash.
I think your reading way too mucn into this. She's very clearly cool with it. They've been together for 11 years apparently, and she even went out of her way to defend this.
@Ahahdtll yeah conditioned and brainwashed people do such things, protect their abusers. We don't read too much into this, te dude is trash.
Totally agree with you. Tho maybe thats her kink 💀💀💀💀
agreed i'm rooting for the divorce lawyer she finds.
@@mrpodslol Well hopefully she’s happy obviously. Maybe they’re both a bit eccentric and she was in on the shenanigans to some degree before hand, who knows. If she’s happy and he’s not actually a choad in real life then whatever, I guess……
Not exactly what I’d do though, to say the least.
It says a lot about their relationship that she was so humbling in her vows while admitting to her own imperfections as she was confessing her unconditional affection for her man who in response just basically says "woman make me a sandwich and give me head on my command" but hey love is love.
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT MAN!!!!!!!!!
sometimes i worry about couples like this, but it's funny for the internet so i'll let it slide
You should, they dont last long
@@TwitterWarrior337let’s see your content lol
@@TwitterWarrior337 I, too, consume media I don’t like just so I can complain about it later. Oh wait l, no I don’t, I’m not a miserable human who seeks to further my own misery, I’m well-adjusted! Thank goodness for that
7:38 glad he explained it cuz i didnt know what it ment 😅
They weren't even vows. Vows are promises you make to your spouse.
Holy shit, halfway through and my eyes are so wide. If I were a bride in that situation, I can’t imagine not walking the fuck out after even a piece of that. As a wedding guest, I’d want all the popcorn the venue can supply.
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
charlie?
Congratulations on getting married!
Eh id rather laugh than be up tight. Stop taking everything so serious
Wouldn't have been the one then... different relationships have different dynamics. A
this made me realize that a certain amount of scumbags in the future are going to just have chatgpt write their vows and it made me feel really sad
That’s a good thing, whatever chatgpt comes up with is better than this trash
@@jagi7976 FOR REAL
@@jagi7976 I mean yeah, I agree.
Or they're like "we were supposed to write vows?"
I did that ..
I don't know why he thinks it's okay to say such nonsense in front of his family. He should be ashamed of himself
5:58 the most unsettling thing about this video is the smile😂
Big balls
I EXP0SED CHARLES U G0TTA SEE IT MAN!!!!!!!!!
that smile at the end is so fucking wholesome
@@TwitterWarrior337of course your name is twitterwarrior lmao
I have been crying for about a week now
@@warriordalla5286Pretty sure they are just another bot, they copy paste that same message into every reply thread
You can see Charlie is actually really happy and excited to have the chance of making that short video for Matt because he showed it on here, truly one of the purest forms of friendship.
@Peppyyoz touch grass
@@loosiph7874LMFAO FR
Great way to permanently ruin your relationship with your son in law... Enjoy your awkward family reunions... Better to just talk to him
@@loveableheathen7441 What? Son in law? What are you talking about brother
Bro, this video was fkin SPONSORED!! On this channel, like wtf?
I love going to weddings, ready to celebrate the love shared between two people only to hear the groom delivering a speech that boils down to “This guy fucks”
As a brother of 3 sisters. If a man did this to them the wedding would be cancelled
I would hope so. It's sad to see she has such low standards. It makes me wonder if she doesn't have supportive family or does but they aren't around.
You’re a good brother
This was my man's last best attempt of getting out of a marriage. He really pulled out all the stops on this one.
Considering they have daughters, it seems clear pulling out isn’t his strongest quality
@@warlordofbritannia 😂 got'em
RIP his wifes grandparents/parents. One of them definitely had a heart attack from cringe.
why would ANYONE want to marry this guy let alone have kids with him??
Even just having sex with the guy. The thought of that is downright disgusting
@@cellochel1582what about even just being with him. Or having him in your life. Answer me that
That line at the end would’ve been great in private
Imagine being either of their grandparents having to just sit there and listen to that.
“I knew I should have encouraged Sarah to get that abortion…”
“Well, maybe we’ll get lucky and she kills him…”
Sex isn't taboo in all families
@@SergyMilitaryRankings It isn't on _"all",_ but it certainly is on _"most"_ families, especially when it's on public and there's minors nearby.
@@ultimaxkom8728 generalization, the age of sex being Taboo needs to end.
@@SergyMilitaryRankings Ironic or hypocrite? As you're the one who generalized _"all families"_ here.
Its really sad honestly. Like I couldn't imagine saying this at my wedding. To me it just comes off douchey and very inappropriate and I have a very dark sense of humor. But they threw it all out there like leaving your browser history wide open for everyone to see. What makes it even worse is that her vows were actually sweet and heartfelt.
The bride was defending him on tiktok too like "I posted this because it's funny. We've been together 10 years and he loves me, this is how we show our love"
Yeah. He waited 10 years to ask you to marry him (red flag). He spoke about you like this in front of your daughters (red red red red flag). Spoke about you like this in front of your family (so very red flag). Idk how that's "love"
@@taylorbechstein1681 yeah, he sounds like my ex-wife, she was abusive mentally, verbally, emotionally and physically. It was bad. I was in the army when this happened too. So she would call my chain of command to get me in the barracks so she could fuck other dudes. I was told for years there was nothing I could do, what is sad is that I said the same things saying almost the same garbage she was saying on TikTok, My heart hurts for her because it took me 8 years to recover from the abuse I went through to realize my worth in a relationship/partnership. I hope nothing but the best for her but I hope she sees it sooner rather than later. I also have 2 children. I could never imagine saying those things in front of them either. LIKE WHY?!
@@taylorbechstein1681 so basically you need 10 years to marry when each their own time
This is the same type of guy that’ll say, “Don’t get married bro, women tie you down” or some shit like that, when she’s the one that has to deal with HIS sorry ass.
The smile at the end of Charlie’s speech tho 💀
yooo its fred durst in the penguinz0 comment section???
@@mfkrmaggot2755 for real 😧
the mother calling his name got her "mom voice" on point so much that it made me second guess if I was doing something wrong, and my name's not michael.
This guy needs to get capital punishment for this speech
This shit should be punishable by death
They probably were both in on it, happy they're having fun.
The husband’s relationship with the wife’s family must be outstanding
On the slim chance it was...it's not now