Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (With Red Dwarf Night introduction)

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  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 10 років тому +153

    What a night Red Dwarf night was. I will never forget it.

    • @jamesfry8983
      @jamesfry8983 9 років тому +6

      Andrew Chapman same here I've been a long standing member of the official fan club for 10 years now

    • @farseerflore9512
      @farseerflore9512 9 років тому +6

      +Andrew Chapman Too true! Channel 4''s Beavis and Butthead: Moronathon was pretty good too. Another one that got taped for sure!

    • @TheOtherMoose
      @TheOtherMoose 7 років тому +1

      james fry how can I join the fan club

    • @anonynony4410
      @anonynony4410 4 роки тому +2

      It was the peak of my 12th year on earth, maybe. That and pirating all the cable channels.

    • @damimates
      @damimates 3 роки тому +1

      i was born in 2009 so im confuse

  • @TomLaios
    @TomLaios 10 років тому +132

    There is a range of kitchen appliances, popular here in Australia,called Smeg.They never fail to put me into "smirk mode".

    • @Walsh2571
      @Walsh2571 10 років тому +4

      Yep, makes me laugh everyday when I put something in the dishwasher.

    • @leighburne4098
      @leighburne4098 5 років тому +15

      You can get Smeg fridges here in the UK too. Nearly spat my breakfast out the first time I saw one round a friend's house.

    • @Saucyakld
      @Saucyakld 5 років тому +2

      Same as me in New Zealand hahaha, cheers up my morning mood!

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 4 роки тому +4

      I'm guessing whoever named those appliances doesnt know the definition of "smeg" or that it's the shortened name for "smegma"

    • @Moondog-wc4vm
      @Moondog-wc4vm 4 роки тому +4

      @@HereticDuo Oh they knew! They were way ahead of Doug and Rob and they smirk smugly every time someone uses them. cool my cream in the smeg, laughter. Heat my sauce on the smeg. Laughter. Hey, where did the makers name this kitchen shit? Falling on the floor and writhing with mirth comedy! All hail the Smeg guys becausee they made Red Dwarf possible, maybe!

  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin 6 років тому +70

    The only people to make Ainsley Harriet legitimately angry.

    • @jasons2023
      @jasons2023 2 дні тому

      Twice. He was that GELF bride as well.

  • @97channel
    @97channel 9 років тому +75

    It's interesting to note that this came between season 7 and 8, because the humor really recaptures the vibe of series' 5 and 6. The sharp one liners and the cast having their characters completely perfected.

  • @Skymouth
    @Skymouth 8 років тому +154

    Patrick Stewart saluting like Rimmer for the win!

    • @morphman86
      @morphman86 7 років тому +2

      That's one of the roles that landed him a part in Family Guy. Before this, he hadn't done comedy on TV yet, save for a few corny bits in TNG that looked absolutely horrible (not his fault though).
      And in turn, seeing that Stewart could do both serious drama and over-the-top comedy, Saulnier decided to approach him with the script for Green Room, to see if he could be scary as well.

    • @fernandogarajalde4066
      @fernandogarajalde4066 6 років тому +6

      SIR Patrick Stewart to us mortals... :)

    • @vlada
      @vlada 5 років тому +1

      that was epicly unexpected.

    • @vlada
      @vlada 5 років тому +2

      @@fernandogarajalde4066 I'll show respect & admiration to Mr Stewart but no to bullshit titles from parasitic "royalty".

    • @EmpyrionBlackthorn
      @EmpyrionBlackthorn 4 роки тому

      That made me so happy.

  • @viking4130
    @viking4130 Рік тому +27

    Sir Patrick Stewart, Captain Piccard , doing the Rimmer special Salute , hilarious and priceless.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому

      Yep.
      Well, there was a problem back in the day between Star Trek and Red Dwarf.
      Though, apparently, Patrick is a big fan of the series.

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 5 років тому +37

    Something about Chloe Annett in a constant state of "Oh god now what" keeps making me laugh.
    And that rice switch at 21:29 onwards was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣

    • @cste1845
      @cste1845 3 роки тому +3

      I think she was laughing a few times when she covered her face lol

  • @Fricasso79
    @Fricasso79 3 роки тому +50

    I remember watching this when it aired. At the time, Can't Cook Won't Cook was on ALL THE TIME (it ran for a mind-boggling 685 episodes in the space of 5 years) so this skit seemed entirely normal. Now, after 23 years, having not seen Can't Cook Won't Cook in over two decades, this is among the more bizarre things I've ever seen. Of all the things to do with the Red Dwarf crew, having them participate in a now obscure 90s cooking show seems like the most off the wall bonkers idea.

    • @cheapcarstateofmind3670
      @cheapcarstateofmind3670 2 роки тому

      I agree. This stinks

    • @rosePetrichor
      @rosePetrichor Рік тому +3

      I get the feeling that when the BBC tasked them with filling an entire night with Red Dwarf related content, they started scraping the barrel pretty early. Given that the other programmes were a painfully bad Dwarf themed University Challenge episode and a commentary/documentary called 'The Red Dwarf A-Z' (G is for GELF, R is for Rimmer), I think you can tell how much padding they had to do. Which other BBC shows from the time could they have used, though? They couldn't build any new sets or anything

  • @declanmurphy2601
    @declanmurphy2601 9 років тому +21

    Brilliant stuff! Red Dwarf is one of my favourite TV shows. Can't believe that this was made 17 years ago! Feel very old

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому +1

      Same
      Glad the American series didn't take off.

  • @smokeylee1986
    @smokeylee1986 11 років тому +21

    It was broadcast way back in 1998. I remember I was at school looking forward to it all day, Red Dwarf night lol. I think it was broadcast inbetween series seven and eight.

  • @howmuchbsisthis
    @howmuchbsisthis 11 років тому +58

    the look on chloe's face the whole time was absolutly priceless

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Рік тому +3

      The occasional cutaway to her expressions of increasing horror are perfect.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому

      Sexiest Kochanski ever!

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner 9 років тому +38

    Listening to Patrick Stewart talk shit about Red Dwarf is the best thing I have ever heard x'D Not because I dislike Red Dwarf - I adore Red Dwarf... I just think hearing Captain Picard talk crap (in his monotone voice) about another sci-fi television show is hysterical.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому

      Have you seen Patrick on Robert Llewelyn's Carpool series...?

  • @kilimenjiro3753
    @kilimenjiro3753 7 років тому +33

    The funny thing is Danny and Chris do seem to have some cooking skill already, even if they had to steel Ainsley's stuff.

  • @MrClarkyson
    @MrClarkyson 8 років тому +55

    no wonder lister failed the chefs exam...lol

  • @iowadrummer7
    @iowadrummer7 10 років тому +54

    Thanks for uploading, Ace!...What a guy...

  • @Dazaken
    @Dazaken 9 років тому +21

    the greatest show to ever air!! Boys from the Dwarf!!

  • @polkadot8788
    @polkadot8788 4 роки тому +14

    Now we need a red dwarf masterchef special 🤣

  • @morphing_erebus
    @morphing_erebus 11 років тому +16

    I shed some tears laughing, especially near the end and the coriander trees. It looked like a mini forest in muddy ground with a bit of snow. XD

  • @nicholascrow8133
    @nicholascrow8133 Рік тому +9

    Only the red dwarf crew could upstage Ainsley, only Ainsley could upstage the red dwarf crew... perfect... I love how Clare looks genuinely concerned for the boys at times!

    • @XFactor5a
      @XFactor5a 10 місяців тому +3

      This version of Kochanski was Chloe Annett not Clare Grogan

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV Рік тому +6

    When Kochanski hits Lister with the frying pan at 9:35 it has the same sound effect as the one that Vic hits Bob with!😄😄😄

  • @leereadman9940
    @leereadman9940 7 років тому +4

    l cant beleive it was in the 80's omg thats so long ago l still watch it now even my grandkids watch it too brilliant show have always loved it tfs

  • @TheChrisHype
    @TheChrisHype 5 місяців тому +2

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Danny John-Jules genuinely impressive chopping skills?

  • @seanjones3746
    @seanjones3746 3 роки тому +4

    Sad thing is that there can never be another one of these RD nights. I will always Cherish this one though.

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 11 років тому +90

    "Me bloody rice is burning!"
    "Well that's not very professional, is it?"
    "SHUT UP!"
    LOL! XD

    • @gamelegend7765
      @gamelegend7765 6 років тому +2

      nearly peed myself! hahaha

    • @nicholaskraft
      @nicholaskraft 2 роки тому

      @@gamelegend7765 been there. Peein right now lil brother.

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 Рік тому

      Keith Floyd was only 50 quid more you know!

    • @BlaiddDrwg2009
      @BlaiddDrwg2009 Рік тому

      @nostalgiaof98 thanks for bringing me back to a 10 year old comment 😅🤣

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 6 років тому +15

    I remember thinking even at the time Danny's mad chopping skills

  • @rubyrose9465
    @rubyrose9465 11 років тому +19

    I love the part where Craig chucks a piece of chicken at Ainsley Harriot!

  • @missfox5830
    @missfox5830 11 років тому +40

    The benefit of this is you get to watch Lister throw some raw chicken at Ainsley. I have to admit I played that part a lot and then nearly went unconscious from laughing too much.

    • @jaybee9552
      @jaybee9552 Рік тому

      It was 23.22 for me. Rimmer's and Dwayne's attempts at the Ainsley hip circles 😅

  • @raphthebard1616
    @raphthebard1616 4 місяці тому +4

    The way Chloe Arnett was just traumatised the entire time

  • @MrBasildonboy
    @MrBasildonboy 9 років тому +40

    Heaven forbid should they do this with Gordon Ramsay!

    • @1987MartinT
      @1987MartinT 8 років тому +2

      +Benjamin Ditch I think he'd scream their fucking heads off.

    • @MrBasildonboy
      @MrBasildonboy 8 років тому

      Indeed

    • @darthgorthaur258
      @darthgorthaur258 8 років тому

      your not the only one to come up with this idea, guess it's in the air somewhere lol

    • @lmordro
      @lmordro 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly I think Ramsey would be nicer to them than this smeghead was. This AH was an A H, to the whole cast.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому

      It would be fun
      Maybe Gordon could be really nice to Rimmer and hate the others...?

  • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
    @DonnaLang42rockglobally 6 років тому +5

    If the rest of Red Dwarf Night was that much fun, then it would have been an epic night.

  • @Smegheadization
    @Smegheadization 11 років тому +3

    i love red dwarf i have seen all them more -than a hundred times

  • @LordSpleach
    @LordSpleach 11 років тому +15

    Oh God. I never thought I'd see Captain Picard do a Rimmer Salute.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 11 років тому +14

    How the HELL did I not know that this existed until 2013!? I watched Red Dwarf pretty much all the way through.

  • @dermie52
    @dermie52 6 років тому +4

    "Goodbye, Ace Rimmer. You were a most worthy adversary!"

  • @Channel-ij5px
    @Channel-ij5px 6 років тому +5

    If kryten hadn’t corrupted his files he would be a master

  • @vincentcushnahan5292
    @vincentcushnahan5292 4 роки тому +1

    So FUNNY ALL THESE YEARS later Much needed in these times

  • @vickykeeler-schofield3744
    @vickykeeler-schofield3744 Рік тому +2

    I love how Dwayne Dibbley got a bigger cheer than The Cat!

  • @JamesPlaysGames95
    @JamesPlaysGames95 4 роки тому +9

    I love Craig's reaction "he's going very fast!"

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 9 років тому +7

    Jesus, I was 14 when this came out. Not as funny as I remember. But then again, I had only just discovered those books at the time.

  • @Jete385
    @Jete385 2 роки тому +18

    🤣 at 12:41 the way Rimmer looks at Dwane, never caught that before!

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 роки тому +3

      Lol, me neither, thanks for the tip! 🤣

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz Рік тому +5

      Rimmer always has the best facial expressions 🤣

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому +3

      Pretty much spot on for how Rimmer WOULD look at him too.

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 9 років тому +6

    still funny all these years on

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 2 роки тому +1

    So mad just love the posse and the delightful Kochanski 😊 of course

  • @devincreislerstudios
    @devincreislerstudios Рік тому +1

    This channel is a fever dream.

  • @PaulPlaysMinecraft
    @PaulPlaysMinecraft 7 років тому +3

    how have i missed this for so long

  • @mathewdewsbury9456
    @mathewdewsbury9456 3 місяці тому +1

    25:29 Love this part where Ainsley noticed hes got the wrong pot. 😂

  • @Mighty_Light
    @Mighty_Light 3 роки тому +9

    7:36 I love how Ainsley wants to shake hands with Rimmer but it just won't happen :D hillarious

  • @railimarotto2561
    @railimarotto2561 4 роки тому +3

    Oh my God, it's the "yea boi" meme

  • @Br0teas
    @Br0teas 6 років тому +6

    Thats the Emporer Uriel Septim VII at the beginning.

  • @anniesauras_rex
    @anniesauras_rex 11 років тому +4

    This will always make me smile :)

  • @meraakyaa
    @meraakyaa 11 років тому +3

    This is hilarious thank you so much for the upload!

  • @hilaryross6330
    @hilaryross6330 3 місяці тому

    The first time I have seen this!I am honoured 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉❤😊

  • @takeshihiraoka5310
    @takeshihiraoka5310 7 років тому +4

    insane! but funny as hell! shame I didn't get to see this.

  • @railimarotto2561
    @railimarotto2561 5 років тому +2

    This episode sure has a lot of Rimmer and Cat moments, even though Cat is in his Dyan state, but still

  • @gamingcrazy7013
    @gamingcrazy7013 5 років тому +9

    Ainsley: THE BLOODY RICE IS BURNING!!!!
    Lister: Well, that's not very professional, isn't it?
    Ainsley: SHUT UP!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @djlabylunajrock2817
    @djlabylunajrock2817 9 років тому +11

    Too bad that Cat leave too fast. I love the Cat.

  • @Diablo_Himself
    @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому +1

    Anyone else thinking Danny John Jules is a bit of a chef?
    The way he slices some of those ingredients...
    Cat should have come back and stole the food at the end.

  • @mathewdewsbury9456
    @mathewdewsbury9456 3 місяці тому +1

    10:09 The arrival of Dwayne Dibley.

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 9 років тому +10

    14:57 that's how I walk down the street o.O

  • @2429Ryanspeer
    @2429Ryanspeer 6 років тому +4

    Lister: "he's going very fast" Ainsley Harriott "be careful be careful: Lister: OH SHUT UP!!!😂😂😂

  • @RinaDasler
    @RinaDasler 8 років тому +6

    always makes me laugh

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 7 років тому +1

    Thanks Mr Stewart.

  • @SpicyDragonWings
    @SpicyDragonWings 9 років тому +2

    Mark Chapman doing the continuity xD

  • @sambee8982
    @sambee8982 10 років тому +4

    lol, this episode is screamingly funny! Paticularly the bits where Ainsley gets really cross with the crew, especially the bit where the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients for the show! But I think that bit was inspired from Ready Steady Cook, where contestants bring in ingredients for the chef from their own shopping under a fiver. To me it sounds like an episode of can't cook won't cook gone wrong! 

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому +1

      Ready Steady Smeg?

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 7 місяців тому

      @@Diablo_Himself Yeah, it could be....

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому +1

      @@sambee8982 Could be a whole series: Goit's Kitchen...
      Ramsay's Gimboid Nightmares... MasterSmeg... Great British Smeg Off...
      How about Smeg Apprentice? Dragon's Goit?
      Gimboid News? The Daily Smeg?

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 11 років тому +2

    The flavour of the Pot Noodle: Mackerel Ice Cream.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Рік тому +1

    Ainsley harriot is a riot

  • @icemanlj2k7
    @icemanlj2k7 5 місяців тому

    The constant look of dread on Chloes face the entire time was priceless.
    Also pretty well founded given how uncooked chicken can kill you, plus watching them goof about when she has to eat whatever they make. They really should have done something else haha

  • @JARedwolf100
    @JARedwolf100 7 років тому +4

    The British have an outstanding talent in making the best Sci/fi comedies, especially with a low budget and terrible costumes which just makes it more...alluring then any fancy high budget CGI stuff. Another British sci/fi comedy that has this flair, granted it's nowhere near as good as Red Dwarf, and it is called Hyperdrive. Shame Hyperdrive only had a two season run but it has elements of Red Dwarf and such that makes it very fun to watch.

    • @bigtree7721
      @bigtree7721 4 роки тому

      Thanks, I'll check that out!

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 11 місяців тому

    A little bit of tossing we like a bit of that 😂

  • @TheAlexHJrShow
    @TheAlexHJrShow 7 років тому

    this was everything i thought it would be and more

  • @andrewmccullough9334
    @andrewmccullough9334 2 роки тому +3

    Patrick Stewart is a damn treasure

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому +2

    25:36 "YOU KNICKED MY POT!!!" LOL

  • @user-pk8fv7xv5e
    @user-pk8fv7xv5e 4 роки тому

    Childish but funny. It made me forget my cold, for half an hour

  • @nicholaskraft
    @nicholaskraft 2 роки тому +2

    I totalyy didn't watch this with my kids and totally definately never not at all with my best friedns kidz

  • @fernandogarajalde4066
    @fernandogarajalde4066 6 років тому +2

    Hattie Hayridge (the 2nd "Holly") - I'm sure she CAN smeg and woud've smegged us a great dish! But the boys did it up well.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 7 місяців тому +1

      A computer screen wouldn't be able to cook though...?

  • @odraciskatube7725
    @odraciskatube7725 Рік тому

    kryten trying his best to present the plate was genius droid comedy!

  • @paigeturner9847
    @paigeturner9847 6 років тому +2

    Would love to see a red dwarf/Hell’s Kitchen blend, lol

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 років тому +6

    22:09 Naughty Duane!

  • @zakthewarcat3172
    @zakthewarcat3172 Рік тому

    OMG I didn't know this episode existed

  • @noir-214
    @noir-214 6 місяців тому +1

    15:30 Best face award 🏆

  • @DemonKingOFFICIAL
    @DemonKingOFFICIAL 2 роки тому +1

    This is awesome

  • @danielfennessey
    @danielfennessey 4 роки тому

    Future match of the day host Mark Chapman on continuity announcing duties.

  • @kate34101
    @kate34101 2 роки тому

    I must have been 9 or 10 when I tried to follow this tutorial. I'm lucky my parents bought me the ingredients.

  • @matthall3077
    @matthall3077 2 роки тому +1

    Recorded On Valentine’s Day 1998

  • @BlackVulpine
    @BlackVulpine 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine we had Gordon Ramsay up in here!

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 3 роки тому

    Big Goblin Energy

  • @gavinkurn
    @gavinkurn 2 роки тому

    Red drawf my favorite show stands next to only fools and horses

  • @nicholaskraft
    @nicholaskraft 2 роки тому +2

    it's obvious this was between beatles era and 9/11 c'mon

  • @mopanov
    @mopanov 3 роки тому +1

    18:04 “I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING. YOU THINK I’M BLIND?!!!!!”. 😅

  • @bluesrocker91
    @bluesrocker91 7 років тому +3

    Had no idea Ainsley Harriot was a G.E.L.F...

  • @amythebuilderbear1298
    @amythebuilderbear1298 8 років тому +2

    omg captain Picard

  • @rhobi-jb9um
    @rhobi-jb9um 4 роки тому +2

    Actually Kryton should have had no problem, after all he was the "domestic droid". That seems like it was just yesterday!

  • @Fullagarmovies7251
    @Fullagarmovies7251 10 років тому +2

    1/3 of the entire thing is setup and introduction... Sounds like series viii. ;)

    • @bananabreadthenotsogreat9318
      @bananabreadthenotsogreat9318 7 років тому +1

      yup......series 8 was a complete and total and utter and heap and abundance and mountain of smeg

  • @LeeOCGaming
    @LeeOCGaming 7 років тому

    brilliant intro

  • @123ocelot
    @123ocelot 10 років тому +2

    this is too funny

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 10 років тому

      It's only funny when Ainsley gets cross with the crew, particularly the bit when the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients.

  • @lukearoo
    @lukearoo Рік тому

    Why can't TV still be like this ?

  • @danielfennessey
    @danielfennessey 4 роки тому +1

    "OH SHUT UP!!!" XD

  • @michaelkroukamp692
    @michaelkroukamp692 3 роки тому

    You nicked my pot I don't care don't talk to me!!! 😂👨🏿‍🍳

  • @MrBoBoTom
    @MrBoBoTom 2 місяці тому

    I remember this! Fuck i'm old.

  • @ianevans4249
    @ianevans4249 11 років тому

    simple class

  • @Circlingthedrain1313
    @Circlingthedrain1313 10 днів тому

    someone just gave me a Jeffrey Archer book, had to come find this. i will absolutely report if its should be stuck up a cow or not

    • @Circlingthedrain1313
      @Circlingthedrain1313 10 днів тому

      yes Mr Trebeck i'd like to buy a vowel... and this Archer guy needs some sense of plot..
      its like a lucky dip of random plot twists and unnecessary baggage

    • @Circlingthedrain1313
      @Circlingthedrain1313 9 днів тому

      verdict? unreadable and i wouldn't put it up a cow, haven't we had enough meat contamination lately?