Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers (Full Book) Part 1 - (Read by Chris Barrie)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 10 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 339

  • @bluntnolighter
    @bluntnolighter Рік тому +27

    i just really like the idea of chris barrie reading me my bedtime story

  • @emily-getschwifty-8677
    @emily-getschwifty-8677 5 років тому +172

    I wish Chris Barrie could narrate every audio book

    • @Airihi
      @Airihi 4 роки тому +10

      Same! I was so upset when I heard Stephen Fry and Jim Dale were narrating the Harry Potter series. It should have been Chris Barrie

    • @nin9249
      @nin9249 3 роки тому +3

      Nice name , get schwiftyyyy

    • @emily-getschwifty-8677
      @emily-getschwifty-8677 3 роки тому

      @@nin9249 thanks Nin x

    • @barneygoogle3277
      @barneygoogle3277 2 роки тому

      Send them a letter.

    • @Robert-Downey-Syndrome
      @Robert-Downey-Syndrome 2 роки тому +1

      A Napoleon biography

  • @thenewyorkpauls
    @thenewyorkpauls 8 років тому +201

    Chris Barrie is so freakishly talented... and what a great book this was, it was like my Hitchhiker's Guide as a kid.

    • @demelzamason1947
      @demelzamason1947 7 років тому +11

      thenewyorkpauls I was just thinking that! especially the part about the rubber pant- so very Douglas Adams :)

    • @OscillationLoop
      @OscillationLoop 5 років тому +6

      thenewyorkpauls
      The Smeg Heads guide to the multiverse; gelfs; pan dimensional liquid beasts from the Mogadon cluster and where to get a decent curry

    • @nosaj9167
      @nosaj9167 4 роки тому +3

      I still love reading me some Adams

    • @johnathanrebel
      @johnathanrebel 4 роки тому

      Nice.

    • @Guitar-Dog
      @Guitar-Dog 4 роки тому

      I dont know your age but I was born in '95 and my dad gave me red dwarf and hitchhiker's guide when I was 10 or so, i read it every few years as a teen. That and the "myth" series it was a fantasy series with all books having myth in the title. Canr remember the author

  • @evansn79
    @evansn79 4 роки тому +58

    Something I've never realised before is the way rimmers love of colouring is described - he's a self denying creative who's own desire to be something else is his biggest weakness. He'd be a glorious watercolourist if only he felt it was a practice worth pursuing.

    • @monkfan72
      @monkfan72 4 роки тому +10

      Also a talent for Coplerplate which takes a ton of practice to do perfectly.

    • @danmcdaid
      @danmcdaid 4 роки тому +11

      He loves maps. He should be a cartographer, but I suspect that line of work is obsolete in the future.

    • @chalupabrain
      @chalupabrain 7 місяців тому

      just like hitler

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 5 років тому +43

    The audiobooks sound like Rimmer was reading a bedtime story to himself while the crew are asleep.

  • @sanedmunds9752
    @sanedmunds9752 2 роки тому +18

    I'd forgotten about this gem. I read it many times in the 90's as a teenager. Even better hearing Chris read it...

  • @James84800
    @James84800 Рік тому +15

    Be great if you could have chris barrie as sat nav voice and have him throw out red dwarf insults at you if you go the wrong way

  • @chitskirits
    @chitskirits 5 років тому +23

    Chris Barie is very good at becoming all the different people he is reading about I think is called talent.

  • @dandodman
    @dandodman 6 років тому +86

    Chris "Rimmer" Barrie really needs to be asked to record book 3 of the series, "backwards". Please, Red Dwarf fans we have to make this happen!

    • @rossstewart9475
      @rossstewart9475 4 роки тому +4

      I thought Craig Charles did a wonderful job, and regardless isn' t it the weakest of the "original" books?

    • @Glozboy22
      @Glozboy22 4 роки тому +7

      @@rossstewart9475 Craig Charles read 'Last Human'. Rob Grant read 'Backwards' but it's a terrible listening experience.

    • @rossstewart9475
      @rossstewart9475 4 роки тому +1

      @@Glozboy22 My bad, it's been many years since I indulged.

    • @jonshepherd2550
      @jonshepherd2550 4 роки тому +1

      @@Glozboy22 authors often make the worst readers of their work

    • @dannyboylegend
      @dannyboylegend 2 роки тому

      @@rossstewart9475 i agree , but then it goes to show how good "the boys from the dwarf " were

  • @crazysiouxz
    @crazysiouxz 5 років тому +28

    I never never thought I would hear this book again! The last time I listened to it was on my cassette player in the late 1990’s. Thank you so much!! (I still love Chris Barrie’s voice talents.)

  • @memyselfandi2506
    @memyselfandi2506 3 роки тому +32

    As a fan of red dwarf from season 1 how has it taken me all these decades to realise that Chris Barrie is putting on a completely different voice when he plays rimmer and that his real voice is much deeper

  • @FranMSK
    @FranMSK 7 років тому +21

    These books read by Chris are sci-fi masterpieces. Just a joy. Particularly the deeper insights into the characters. I genuinely think Rimmer might be the greatest sitcom creation of all time.

    • @ejayman
      @ejayman 3 роки тому +5

      It could definitely be made a case of. His character and story (delved into much further in the books) really is one of the most tragic and heart wrenching stories ever thought up

  • @gracenote1837
    @gracenote1837 8 років тому +61

    Wonderfully written and narrated. My eyes are useless so I really enjoyed this audio version. Plus I love Chris Barrie

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 2 роки тому +5

      If you've never heard it, you should listen to the original radio version of 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. It's here on UA-cam divided into three parts. Part one is titled 'Primary Phase [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Series]' and can be found at:
      ua-cam.com/video/ciE0rAOjK0A/v-deo.html

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 2 роки тому +3

      @@DavidLS1 Seconded.
      "Zaphod's just this guy, you know?"

  • @sepsism138
    @sepsism138 7 років тому +78

    Man Chris does a great Craig Charles impression! Top notch.

    • @Vojife
      @Vojife 6 років тому +17

      All the voices are incredible! It's so hard to wrap one's head around the fact it's the same person voicing all of them.

    • @420thSFG
      @420thSFG 5 років тому +4

      George Francis he duz so many great impressions 👍

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 5 років тому +14

      Chris Barrie is a very talented impressionist, before he worked on Red Dwarf, he was in the comedy troupe “Spitting Image”, he voiced the Ronald Reagan puppet

    • @crazysiouxz
      @crazysiouxz 5 років тому +11

      I had forgotten just how much Chris can sound like Lister. It reminded me that when I first listened to this, I could get so absorbed in the story that I could easily forget that Dave was being voiced by “Rimmer”.

    • @1invag
      @1invag 3 роки тому

      @@crazysiouxz this doesn't sound anything like lister... I'm not even exaggerating... Nothing like him! 🤣 I read your comment before hearing it, and I had to say something because I was expecting big things hahaha its just like a random semi scouse passer by, itcould be anybody!

  • @ganados0
    @ganados0 3 роки тому +6

    Chris Barrie was a comedian and impressionist, Robert Llewelyn was a comedian, Norman Lovett was a stand up, Danny John Jules was a singer, dancer and had gymnastics experience , they all stole the show with their talents.

    • @jackolas2007
      @jackolas2007 2 роки тому +2

      Craig Charles was (is?) a performance poet!

  • @TLMonkey54
    @TLMonkey54 8 років тому +47

    Chris Barrie does a really wonderful job with this audiobook. I don't know how many times I've heard it, love it every time.

  • @richardenglish2195
    @richardenglish2195 5 років тому +16

    Got the abridged, two-cassette version of this for Christmas when I was a kid and remember feeling how grown-up it all was. Listening to it all these years later, it still gives me that same thrill.

    • @jimbobaggins1423
      @jimbobaggins1423 4 роки тому +6

      Same. I had no idea what a pimp was and thought it was some sort of alien life form.

    • @awinbisa
      @awinbisa 4 роки тому +3

      Me too. I think i borrowed it from the library and copied it!

  • @gwasgray9309
    @gwasgray9309 6 років тому +18

    You can tell this is what Rob and Doug (particularly Doug, I think) really wanted Red Dwarf to be like, if only they'd had a Hollywood-sized budget.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 9 років тому +155

    ''Hey, did you hear there was a Red Dwarf Book?''
    "Neat, I'll probably wait until christmas or som-"
    "There's an audio book of it narrated by Rimmer"
    "JUST TAKE MY MONEY!"

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 9 років тому +14

      +Lee Hales Ha ha! :-D I love Rimmer too - He's my favourite. ^_^ I wished they had made an Ace Rimmer spin-off where we follow his adventures across space/time.

    • @e15pud
      @e15pud 8 років тому +1

      Kanassa

    • @mygaffer
      @mygaffer 7 років тому +3

      But... we're listening to it on UA-cam.

    • @420thSFG
      @420thSFG 7 років тому

      Kanassa lololol

    • @TheEwmoon
      @TheEwmoon 5 років тому

      Haha fuckin A. This is GOLD

  • @eyokirvideos7400
    @eyokirvideos7400 5 років тому +67

    listening to Rimmer's past and his own inner thoughts, it fills me with pity. Being forced to try and become a space officer, something he's not even personally interested in because of the expectations of his horrible parents and the pure mental torture it puts him in....when its so very clear that he should have become an artist.

    • @ScoriacTears
      @ScoriacTears 4 роки тому

      You relate?

    • @Guitar-Dog
      @Guitar-Dog 4 роки тому +4

      He is hitler is that not the joke?

    • @genakrein9394
      @genakrein9394 4 роки тому +2

      He had the soul of a poet....😭

    • @Guitar-Dog
      @Guitar-Dog 4 роки тому +3

      @@genakrein9394 if only he knew about the gazpacho

    • @jonshepherd2550
      @jonshepherd2550 4 роки тому +2

      Hmmmm sounds like Hitler

  • @Wildeheart79
    @Wildeheart79 8 років тому +52

    I read this so many times as a teenager I had passages of it I could recite by heart. Such wonderful backstory for an already seminal show. Lovely to see a bit of a return to form with series 11 too.

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 6 років тому +2

      Ha, yeah, me too... this was one of those books that I genuinely read to pieces. I remember I hadn't even owned it that long before it started looking dog eared and battered, because I kept re-reading it.
      Well, technically I had the combined omnibus edition of the first two books, but same thing, really.

    • @gwasgray9309
      @gwasgray9309 6 років тому +1

      The front cover came off my copy but I still have it.

    • @TheEwmoon
      @TheEwmoon 5 років тому +1

      So what year was it published? I know I can just look it up but it’d be more fun to get the info from one of you. I loved the show as a kid when it came out and am just now being exposed to this masterpiece.

    • @ejayman
      @ejayman 3 роки тому

      Damn man, maybe it was the quality of the books too, the cover came off my copy and I think the first two chapters separated and have gone elsewhere (damn softbacks)!

    • @Exnavyjay
      @Exnavyjay Рік тому

      You say return to form but it’s nowhere near as good as series 2-8

  • @edmundblackadder2741
    @edmundblackadder2741 5 років тому +28

    This is like the episode when Rimmer has a monologue to himself when he creates his own planet but an entire book of it lol.

    • @terrafirma1234
      @terrafirma1234 2 роки тому +5

      "I realised that biologically, she would be my sister, and so unable to take me as her lover. After much soul searching, I thought... sod it, I just wouldn't tell her." 😂

  • @stephenmclinden6578
    @stephenmclinden6578 2 роки тому +16

    Grew up idolising Lister. Grew up to be Rimmer.

    • @thelesserhumungous2927
      @thelesserhumungous2927 11 місяців тому

      Same! I'm now at a point where I drink slimline mineral water instead of beer

    • @Vipstuffs
      @Vipstuffs 6 місяців тому

      I’m sorry for your loss ❤

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 6 місяців тому +1

      Smeghead

  • @awinbisa
    @awinbisa 4 роки тому +6

    I had this on casette when I was about 13. Listened to it many times on my Walkman on family holidays. Ahh fond memories!

  • @mildredchester
    @mildredchester 5 років тому +10

    The only thing better than reading this book is to have Rimmer himself read it to us.

  • @xaraxania
    @xaraxania 7 років тому +8

    I absolutely love Chris Barrie, finding this has made me very happy

  • @TheMadHattersMenu
    @TheMadHattersMenu 7 років тому +34

    Wow is Chris Barrie doing all the voices? That's awesome! This whole thing has been very enjoyable, thanks for uploading! :D

    • @josephmorgan3881
      @josephmorgan3881 Рік тому

      Old comment I know but I thought you be interested; Chris Barrie started in show business as an impressionist, one of his earliest gigs was doing impressions of politicians for the comedy 'spitting image'

  • @lefthand84
    @lefthand84 7 місяців тому +1

    This cassette and Better than Life were my bedtime listening for what seems like years as a kid. Burning up with a stinking cold, so sticking this on for comfort while I try sleep. Looking forward to realising how many bits I didn't know I could remember.

  • @kashpoolwolfhead8739
    @kashpoolwolfhead8739 4 роки тому +11

    They should make an animated movie of this. Just epicness

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 6 років тому +27

    It's funny how Chris Barrie does every voice spot on, only Rimmer's isn't fully convincing me. :D
    That takes talent!

  • @jekw23
    @jekw23 2 роки тому +1

    I used to read the first two books constantly……literally finishing and immediately starting again. I wore the omnibus edition to tatters. I love how it linked up the various TV episodes into a cohesive narrative and gave more depth to Lister and Rimmer. It gave the story room to breathe and didn’t have to conform to a set of 22 minutes episodes.
    Hearing this again is a treat. Having Chris Barrie reading it is the icing on the cake.

  • @markimusmaximus7870
    @markimusmaximus7870 3 роки тому +9

    I want to lie shipwrecked & comatose,
    Drinking fresh mango juice,
    Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes,
    Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

  • @yellowsub-i2z
    @yellowsub-i2z Рік тому +1

    late to the party, now catching up during Red Dwarf rewatch on iplayer. Had this book for decades, re-read it recently and then found this! Chris Barrie can read me a story any time.. 🙂

  • @earlosandwich7433
    @earlosandwich7433 8 років тому +45

    Thanks, Ace.

    • @CaptainUsopp118
      @CaptainUsopp118 8 років тому +7

      "Ace-hole, maybe"

    • @kandyburra
      @kandyburra 6 років тому +8

      what a guy

    • @zacpearce315
      @zacpearce315 5 років тому +1

      Top1 love ya to Death ACE💜✌😎👌 Funniest book Eva, and I love Terry Pratchet and the Hitchhikers Guide! !! RED DWARF the most popular program Eva to be on B.B.C 2, Fact, LoVe ya forever ACE♠🎼🎶🎵I WANT TO FLY SHIP WRECKED 🎶AND COMATOSED!!🎵🎵FUN, FUN,FUN 👽👽👾👽👽💝👍😂👌

  • @themarksmith
    @themarksmith 9 років тому +10

    One of the best books ever written :-) Thanks!

  • @letmeouttamycage
    @letmeouttamycage 8 років тому +24

    I like how the first section of the book is all about before the accident

    • @Glozboy22
      @Glozboy22 7 років тому +7

      Yeah, it really gives some context to everything else.

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 6 років тому +7

      Plus it provides an explanation as to why Lister had the cat. Lister’s book dumb, sure, but he’s not straight-up dumb. In the show it’s kind of implied that Lister is just dumb enough to have brought a cat on board without going through the right procedures, but in the book he specifically makes sure that Frankenstein is as healthy as possible so she doesn’t actually endanger anyone, and it’s all calculated so that he can get into stasis.

    • @420thSFG
      @420thSFG 5 років тому +1

      skintrade me too, feels like ur there

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 3 роки тому

      Problem is it is quite different to the TV series, so really different characters.

  • @beenaplumber8379
    @beenaplumber8379 8 років тому +16

    I would really love to see Chris Barrie play Hamlet. I think he'd be brilliant at Shakespeare.

    • @SimonSkipper
      @SimonSkipper 5 років тому +12

      "Now...."

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 4 роки тому +2

      @@SimonSkipper something something something....

  • @MindAnimations
    @MindAnimations 6 років тому +6

    Absolutely brilliant Chris Barrie and Red Dwarf forever

  • @joil6649
    @joil6649 4 роки тому +2

    This is my favourite version. I’ve been looking for it for ages. Thank you for putting it on here.

  • @alexkrycek3359
    @alexkrycek3359 3 роки тому +1

    I've been going to sleep with this at least once a week for a year. It's so comforting

  • @calum4127
    @calum4127 8 років тому +7

    Really witch five people searched for this and then gave it a down vote, all I can say is thanks now I don't need to hear the intro every 21 min ☺thanks again love it

  • @altymir3615
    @altymir3615 7 років тому +20

    Years ago I somehow made contact online with an Australian guy and eventually the subject of Red Dwarf came up and he asked if I had heard the audio books that came out alongside the TV show. I was like, Whaa? I thought I was a big fan and yet had no idea and had never heard of the audiobooks? He then told me that he had ALL FOUR of the books read out by Rimmer, Rob Grant and Lister and would I like copies of them? This was back in the days when transfer of large files was not exactly straightforward, especially to a relative newbie like me. After many hours I eventually figured out, with his help, how to download all the files from his server which included the abridged books with sound effects AND the full unabridged versions.
    Happy as a pig in ..., I then made the effort to get into the relatively new file sharing tools of Kazaa, and then later, Utorrent and uploaded all of the books to sites like Demonoid and Pirate Bay and for many years was the only user that was sharing all these files. Who knows, maybe these are in fact those very files?
    Anyways, I was very pleased that the stranger I met online was good enough to share his treasures with me and I am pleased to say that I got many comments and PM's from people all over the planet expressing the same joy from them that I had shared them online, too. How good is it to be a part of Dwarfer community :)
    P.S Many, many thanks to that anonymous hero from OZ, whoever you may be!

    • @cweston9440
      @cweston9440 7 років тому

      What are the titles of all four books please, I've read this one before but love it so like listening again but I'd like to listen to the ones I haven't, if you remember please let me know

    • @altymir3615
      @altymir3615 6 років тому

      Hey cwestern9440, yup the books, in order, are Infinity welcomes careful drivers ... then Better than life .... and then the last two books are really kinda both book 3, you'll see when you read them, but I liked to listen to Backwards then Last human. Infinity and Better than life were both read by Chris Barrie, Backwards was read by Rob Grant and Last human was read by Craig Charles. As far as I can remember there are the full unabridged versions and abridged versions of all four books and there are also a version of the first two books which are abridged and include sound effects, too. Personally I think the unabridged are the best. Also, Craig Charles does impressions of ... I forget the name but it's some kind of alien and it can be really jarring to hear lol, you'll know what I mean when you hear it :)
      Sorry for late reply but I didn't get any notifications.

    • @Eulogy68
      @Eulogy68 6 років тому +2

      good shit my dude. I love how Red Dwarf transcends everything.

    • @Allthedifferentcheeses
      @Allthedifferentcheeses 6 років тому +2

      This is like the guy who robbed your house popping up on the Internet to boast about it. If you're such a fan of Barrie / Dwarf why did you go out of your way to deny him the financial rewards for the work you claim to love?

    • @andrewt836
      @andrewt836 2 роки тому +1

      @@Allthedifferentcheeses because they’re negligible in value

  • @leow3696
    @leow3696 6 років тому +9

    Holy shit, that impression of Norman Lovett was eerie!

    • @myster.ejones1306
      @myster.ejones1306 6 років тому +2

      Leo W . Chris Barrie used to do voices for 'Spitting Image' the 80's tv puppet show. ☺

    • @Exnavyjay
      @Exnavyjay Рік тому

      @@myster.ejones1306so did Steve coogan

  • @randomgamegenerator2270
    @randomgamegenerator2270 8 років тому +36

    OMG this is awesome! This is the best smegging thing ever

  • @joehepworth8497
    @joehepworth8497 Рік тому +2

    What I love about 80s Sci Fi is that they just couldn't predict how fast technology would move. It's the 23rd century and intergalactic spaceflight has become a mundane commute but Wifi, mobile phones don't exist and everyone is still using CRT Tvs.

  • @caiotefu9856
    @caiotefu9856 6 років тому +1

    LOVE THESE FOUR BOOKS... THE FIRST TWO ARE GREAT AS chris Barrie is doing ALL the voices, PERFECTLY, and the writting is VERY GOOD!!! The last two are really great too, even though the voices are not up to scratch although, they have their own delights, if you have an ear for it!!!

  • @gwasgray9309
    @gwasgray9309 6 років тому +4

    I remember reading about half of this book in one sitting, sitting on the toilet.

  • @barnyfraggles
    @barnyfraggles 5 років тому +3

    One of the funniest books ever written. Hands down.

  • @LoneCloudHopper
    @LoneCloudHopper 8 років тому +10

    Started laughing almost right away! LOVE Red Dwarf!

  • @LucaEnzo
    @LucaEnzo 7 років тому +2

    The power it takes to keep a hologram active per second is the equivalent of powering Paris for 3 years. I love that

    • @somerandomguy2073
      @somerandomguy2073 6 років тому +1

      Enzo: Makes the whole 'only able to power one at a time' thing a lot more plausible, doesn't it? I never bought that before, but now it makes total sense, hah.

  • @davidprince1138
    @davidprince1138 3 роки тому +1

    I had never heard of this audio story of Lister's origins. VERY COOL! LOVE IT!

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero 2 роки тому +2

    I had this on cassette as a kid. I had no idea Barrie was doing all the voices

  • @dannyboylegend
    @dannyboylegend 2 роки тому

    So good , its unbelievable fairplay Chris Barrie you 💯 legend I have so much respectl you ,
    Outstanding books and series grant naylor thank you

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому +3

    1:55 "The bastard should leave you alone" LOL

  • @johnnyfoo8737
    @johnnyfoo8737 2 місяці тому

    So nice having all of these in one spot. I first found them on live 365 red dwarf one channel

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 7 років тому +20

    Chris Barrie, best voice actor in the entire world ahem I apologize I meant universe.

  • @ryang790
    @ryang790 5 років тому +5

    This is TOP. Thanks for the upload. just subscribed mate.

  • @davemiller5687
    @davemiller5687 9 років тому +14

    Thank you for uploading. Legend.

  • @alanaspinall7147
    @alanaspinall7147 5 років тому +12

    The books were much darker then the show

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому +11

    I had the audio cassette of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers as a kid.

    • @IainJChrist
      @IainJChrist 5 років тому +2

      Me too. This unabridged version was a wonderful bonus.

    • @vulgarshudder
      @vulgarshudder 4 роки тому

      Same; imagine my delight to realize this is unnabridged!

    • @killboggins
      @killboggins 2 роки тому

      A lovely plastic box it came in too

  • @chazzz284
    @chazzz284 7 років тому +3

    Thanks for the upload! listen to this on car journeys

  • @MrShelmerdine
    @MrShelmerdine 8 років тому +3

    thanks for uploading this,brilliant!

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 9 років тому +7

    8-) Amazing!! I only got the abridged version of this on tape ages ago, but this is a gem! X-D Chris Barrie is terrific!

  • @parlerdisscuteretsameliore6005

    Chris Barrie “What a guy!”

  • @SimonAmazingClarke
    @SimonAmazingClarke 4 роки тому +1

    Excellent to listen to when working from home.

  • @thenamesandounts9807
    @thenamesandounts9807 25 днів тому

    Hi like the idea that all the prose is written like Rimmer would. Makes Chris the best choice for the audio book.

  • @nathankox190
    @nathankox190 7 років тому +6

    Red dwarf holds its own with hitchhikers guide.. that's good company!

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 років тому

      Yeah, both great TV series & books, but not at all right for Hollywood. I thought the only good thing about the HGttG movie was Marvin being voiced by a really depressed Severus Snape. Red Dwarf series 7 & 9 were trying to showcase movie potential, and they reeked. They sold out when they dropped Claire Grogan because she wasn't glamorous enough for Hollywood.

    • @Exnavyjay
      @Exnavyjay Рік тому

      The first book would make a great movie

    • @Exnavyjay
      @Exnavyjay Рік тому

      Snails aren’t crustaceans, they’re gastropods

    • @Exnavyjay
      @Exnavyjay Рік тому

      I’d say red dwarf is better, and I liked hitch hiker’s

  • @nDndAd
    @nDndAd 8 років тому +12

    I find it funny that the background text refers to Cat as 'highly evolved'. lol

  • @stewartmcminn7773
    @stewartmcminn7773 2 роки тому +2

    Chris Barrie does a very good season 1-2 Rimmer. The later versions has hints of Brittas

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 Рік тому

      I firmly believe that mister brittas Is in fact the ancient An ancestral origin of the rimmer bloodline.

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks 4 роки тому +2

    This entire audio series was broadcast on The BBC World Service. Around the mid to late 90s. (I think)

  • @reddwarf3046
    @reddwarf3046 Рік тому

    Chris still has it. Love this ❤.

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 11 місяців тому

    this whole book really has a very Douglas Adams-esque feel to it that i love

  • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
    @cheekbonestrenchcoat 5 років тому +11

    When your home town gets as a shout out as a dump....

  • @taborahsummerscooper3632
    @taborahsummerscooper3632 8 років тому +21

    Smegging brutal !

  • @rjonboy7608
    @rjonboy7608 2 роки тому +3

    I never knew, but should have. It always takes a special talent to play such an irritating character. It takes a certain genius to combine so many irritating traits and still have enough redeeming features in a character and not turn him silly.

  • @marleytennant8018
    @marleytennant8018 3 роки тому +1

    Best show ever

  • @FLYINGTHOR
    @FLYINGTHOR 7 років тому +2

    Bought this book on a summer camp trip to Scotland when I was a kid, the only copy in the store. Guy in my group kept begging me to let him read it before we left for home. Finally I gave in and gave it to him, caught him engrossed by it a few hours later, forgetting where he was and who was around, picking monsters out of his nose, finger into his mouth, then same finger used to turn the pages of MY friggin book :/ I wasn't taking that back, but took the cost of it from him.....
    Spent 4 weeks scouring every bookstore within a bus trip away from me when I got back to Ireland, but couldn't find a copy. Eventually asked my local store to order a copy (at twice the price I paid in Scotland), took SIX feckin weeks to arrive. From the UK. Six weeks. It was almost like the gods of comedy were determined I wasn't to read this book.
    But it came, and I laughed my ass off. Must have read it twenty times before I ever saw the TV show, for sci-fi comedy you won't find better than this, only thing that comes close is Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Dirk Gently is waaaaaay back there in third. Anyways, fan for life, thanks for sharing!!

  • @martinsalko1
    @martinsalko1 5 років тому +2

    Holy. This completely described the start of red dwarf

  • @griz86
    @griz86 4 роки тому +3

    I'd love to know where Lister and co. managed to get Piña Coladas in Whitechapel. 😂

  • @andy-the-gardener
    @andy-the-gardener 6 років тому +3

    This audio book is so awesome. Ive only listened to one 2 hour part, and to think, theres 3 others of the same length. What a fucking, i mean smegging treat. I never knew the red dwarf ship was so smegging huuuuge too. I thought it was a few hundred meters long or something. You dont really get the epic scale of thing in the title shot. It always bothered me how the cats (or 'vampires' as some people not invested in the series thought the cat was, which is really funny) could have survived and evolved in space over 3 million yeàrs. Now it makes total sense :)

  • @JonnyInfinite
    @JonnyInfinite 5 років тому +4

    I have this on cassette somewhere

  • @parlerdisscuteretsameliore6005

    “If I could sue sperm, I’d sue the sperm that made you” DAMN Mrs Rimmer.

    • @monkfan72
      @monkfan72 Рік тому

      The gardener, apparently. 😂

  • @mavallor
    @mavallor 4 роки тому +3

    1:06:14 - I need that as my text message alert

  • @willgentry1980
    @willgentry1980 9 років тому +11

    Nice one, Iron Balls

    • @danmcdaid8608
      @danmcdaid8608 6 років тому +1

      Will Gentry great work, Duke

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 5 років тому +1

      .....what a guy!

  • @moobengy
    @moobengy 8 років тому +2

    Fantastic! Thanks.

  • @lestercarvin4422
    @lestercarvin4422 Рік тому

    Great narration!

  • @MrSpanks
    @MrSpanks 8 років тому +20

    How many nationalities do we have watching/listening to Red Dwarf?

  • @boredjason8748
    @boredjason8748 7 років тому +4

    35:23

  • @caiotefu9856
    @caiotefu9856 4 роки тому +1

    THE BEST... EVER!

  • @SuperCholdi
    @SuperCholdi 10 місяців тому

    Maaan this takes me back.

  • @TheEwmoon
    @TheEwmoon 5 років тому +4

    This writing style reminds me of Douglas Adams

  • @boredjason8748
    @boredjason8748 7 років тому +4

    54:40

  • @louisebarker3731
    @louisebarker3731 8 місяців тому

    i remember wanting these tapes as a 8 year old in 1991 with a crush on chris barrie 😊 but sadly i never got them.however i used to take the novels to school in my early teens…till i got told by my english teacher to change to farthing wood and lion the witch and the wardrobe as they where sick of me writing essays on red dwarf funny but true 😂

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 11 місяців тому

    Wow he's an excellent narrator

  • @Guitar-Dog
    @Guitar-Dog 4 роки тому +2

    Saunders light bee prologue is great

  • @riddlemethis5965
    @riddlemethis5965 3 роки тому +1

    i just want to say these books are my bibles ✋😌

  • @jimmy_x557
    @jimmy_x557 3 роки тому +2

    Man I missed this

  • @billybamboozle6812
    @billybamboozle6812 9 років тому +6

    Brilliant

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 3 роки тому +2

    Wife's favorite science fiction

  • @Kingstallington
    @Kingstallington 2 роки тому

    came to day hollys voice was on point 👍