Dude your dedication to nier automata from your profile and user makes me emotional, recently finished the full game endings a-e. Please stay strong out there and enjoy yourself. You only live once
We need another raft stream please. I’m just catching up here and fuck this shit is funny. The sign part had me crying. Watching McConnell survive Asmon has me fucking dead.
McConnell and Asmongold on a raft IRL McConnell: I'm starving do you have any food? Asmongold: I'm sorry, I used the last of it to create this decorative wall painting.
I feel like playing this game with Asmongold is a lot like playing it with my girlfriend. He runs around clueless, building decorations, wasting time and resources while I struggle to keep us both alive, pounding my head on the desk. I wanted to yell at the monitor so many times watching this, lol.
Honestly, you and McCool playing this was incredible. It was over 2 hours long and it felt like 20 minutes. I hope you guys play more of this together.
@@stefanl5939 I mean, I know you're trying to come up with a good metaphor, but that was pretty pathetic. I think they're extremely comical together. Their synergy. Maybe a metaphor aimed at a bad comedy or something would have been a hit, but instead you just look like an asshole. Imagine being so disappointed over a video, you have to try and insult someone over a comment they made, about an opinion that has literally no effect on your life. LMAO... actually think about that for a second.
Unfortunately I can only watch. Unless this comes out on PS5 or Series X lol. I could build a PC, and I will eventually, but I REFUSE to do so in todays BS market.
@@luniblue3412 I have zonked out for several hours just picking up stuff with the hook. There's a story and progression, but you can outright ignore it forever. And the shark, well, ignore him too. As long as you're using the hook and understand he targets the outer ring of the raft, he's no threat to you or your buildings.
Why is McConnell taking this game so seriously? Makes it kind unenjoyable with how much he is screaming like a raid leader in what should be a chill game
McConnel is SO in to this it's hilarious. It's like if a Paleontologist took their Friday Night Football pall to a Stegosaurus dig... and was just continually losing their shit as to why their friend is completely incompetency at digging, nor comprehends the importance of any of their finds.
Bruh its hella funny that Asmonbald cant even see that he’s dying till its like flashing in his face that he needs water or food. This man cant multi task 😂
@@ericzinde1237 I don't know why your comment was so hard for me to read, but I agree. I enjoy his variety streams a lot. They are cozy and remind me of old school UA-cam days.
Watching the both of them play together and working together makes them sound like a married couple, with all the arguing, it is so funny. Good stream too!
36:00 i made a chair 37:00 McConnell flexed his masculinity 😂 42:37 chair and water 45:30 Sign 1:09:30 disappointed round 2 1:12:37 bricksss 1:24:10 painting 1:27:50 not yet 1:33:50 disappointed round 3 1:40:00 u fucking me up
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
This is such a good relaxing stressful game. I always stay on the raft for a long time building nets for a auto gathering raft. Once that's done, i go island hopping.
Watching a mostly MMO player (especially well known as he is) play my main genre of games and pretty much failing makes me feel better for some reason... I'm a terrible human but this is funny af
I don't know why Mcconnell has this obsession with paladins doing huge damage, but hearing him talk about them you'd think that was some sort of accepted standard. The only games I can think of where paladins are primarily a damage class are Diablo and WoW (post TBC), in almost every other franchise they're firmly a defense or support class that can do a little burst in niche situations.
@@RJMacReady1 Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, Everquest, Lost Ark, Final Fantasy (not just 14, but the whole series), Pantheon, and Dragon Quest. Even World of Warcraft presents the paladin as a defensive class first and foremost. The simple fact of the matter is that Paladins being portrayed as holy, avenging crusaders is much less common than them being shown to be holy, stalwart defenders.
I love you Asmon, thank you so much for all of the content. I look forward to your vids since I can't ever catch the streams due to work. Stay classy friend!
Asmon stabs boar 6 times and has a good distract attack strategy- McConnell misses one arrow- McConnell: No stop it, only I'm allowed to kill things, I don't want you to play the game I just want it to be about me. You're messing my $h!@ up! Stop being a control freak and allow other people to play the game and not how you want them to play. That's how people learn, and with a little bit of patience you might learn something too (teamwork). Go play single player if you can't handle other people on the map.
@@leaderofthedeathstar3884 Just how Asmon isn't always playing a persona, McConnell isn't either I'm sure. Besides I don't even think he plays a persona, maybe GTA RP, but that's about it. Unless you can show me something to the contrary. If I'm wrong, it's a pretty bad persona lol.
Until you start going after story beats the games chill AF. Spent hours zoned out and gathering with the hook while listening to the music. Raft is great.
Asmongold has turned into a real boomer its incredible hahaha. The difference between mcconnel and asmon is the difference between a 20 year old and a 40 year old.
@@JM-db8ez The dude's just got edge he likes to cut himself on. Doomers can be any age, he's just trying to be edgy and quirky by calling you a doomer, because he has nothing else to say about your statement. You were right. The term Boomer started losing it's meaning a bit on the internet with zoomers calling everyone that acts old as "a boomer". They just don't realise that boomers are an entire generation that still are very much alive and old af now (i.e my 70 y.o grandpa). Actual boomers are generally more conservative than whatever zoomers call boomers these days.
4:50 asmon has the exact reaction my gf had to the shark, to me building foundations, and to my quick explanation of what to prioritize collecting. I legit felt like mcconnell reliving the other day playing raft with her in that first few minutes.
The thing I learned in the first hour of this game is that you need to do islands really fast. Being adrift is more important than staying anchored to an island with limited resources, most of which you find adrift.
The trick i found with the raft itself is to build a massive Net system like a rake, which will gather all the ocean scraps for you while you do other stuff on the raft. Been playing for quite a couple of hours with a friend and it is quite fun :)
Mccònnell tries to survive and Asmongold is also there I guess 🤣
yeah.. its like McConnell is playing with a guy, who for the first time see other game, than World of Warcraft
Well we know he won’t make it in an apocalypse
Dude your dedication to nier automata from your profile and user makes me emotional, recently finished the full game endings a-e. Please stay strong out there and enjoy yourself. You only live once
Mcconnell trying digitally to get out of asmongolds basement, just to get a sniff of freedom.
Haha
The Adventures of Zack Sparrow and Ol'McConnell 👌
*misadventures*
I like how in elden ring Mcconnell is full of jokes but on this he’s all serious like it’s the end of the world. Tables have turned 😆
Oh my bad ;) hahaha
Serious and yet very unhelpful....
He's so fucking serious and its cracking me up bad lmao
Poor McConnell.
@@steve0500738 ur mad at the guy for what lmao. U dont have to look out for asmon with HIS friend
I hope McConnel never runs out of his blood pressure medication
The fact that asmonbald had same level of competence that I'd expect from an ign journalist in this game made it infuriating but also hilarious
0/10 WAY too much water.
i couldnt figure out why he was acting that ignorant
Thank you, I will save myself the frustration and not watch this video. Dude acts completely stupid while video games. It’s annoying as all hell
32:28 "the watermelon only had water in it there was no melon" i laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣
Classic lol
We need another raft stream please. I’m just catching up here and fuck this shit is funny. The sign part had me crying. Watching McConnell survive Asmon has me fucking dead.
McConnell and Asmongold on a raft IRL
McConnell: I'm starving do you have any food?
Asmongold: I'm sorry, I used the last of it to create this decorative wall painting.
I feel like playing this game with Asmongold is a lot like playing it with my girlfriend. He runs around clueless, building decorations, wasting time and resources while I struggle to keep us both alive, pounding my head on the desk. I wanted to yell at the monitor so many times watching this, lol.
🤣🤣
yep its like playing with a little brother with a disability lol
Best comment ever.
Yeah but the dude he was playing with was lowkey annoying like asmongold doesn’t play this game and all he did was bitch and moan lol
@@Jeremy-bt8lo "the dude" ?? You must be new here lmao
Remember the day when Asmongold wasn’t sure variety streams would work?
I never understood why he ever felt like that, all of his variety stuff is god tier shit.
Honestly, you and McCool playing this was incredible. It was over 2 hours long and it felt like 20 minutes. I hope you guys play more of this together.
Do you think watch a new painted wall dry is incredible to? They littery do the samething for 2 hours.... stopped to watch after 2 minutes
@@stefanl5939 I mean, I know you're trying to come up with a good metaphor, but that was pretty pathetic. I think they're extremely comical together. Their synergy. Maybe a metaphor aimed at a bad comedy or something would have been a hit, but instead you just look like an asshole. Imagine being so disappointed over a video, you have to try and insult someone over a comment they made, about an opinion that has literally no effect on your life. LMAO... actually think about that for a second.
Oof, English is rough ^^^^
@@dewellmj Yepp, very roguh.
I love how McConnell was chearing on the shark whenever it ate asmons sign :D
That scene actually unfolded just as I was reading this comment
MC: hell yeah got the shark
Asmon: I made a chair
46:26
I'll bet even Mcconnell loved that irony. I legit got tears 😂
This game is so much fun if you're looking for a chill co-op game.
EDIT : Just clarifying , this was not sarcasm. It's an actual fun game.
@@ex0stasis72 I mean, he was doing everything
@@JACpotatos Because he didn't explain anything :P
Unfortunately I can only watch. Unless this comes out on PS5 or Series X lol. I could build a PC, and I will eventually, but I REFUSE to do so in todays BS market.
@@SentientNo6 at least GPU prices have been steadily dropping because crypto dropped hard
@@luniblue3412 I have zonked out for several hours just picking up stuff with the hook. There's a story and progression, but you can outright ignore it forever. And the shark, well, ignore him too. As long as you're using the hook and understand he targets the outer ring of the raft, he's no threat to you or your buildings.
I found Asmon like 2 weeks ago and every time McConnell opens his mouth I’m crying in laughter
Laughing at him
Summary of content: Mconnell turns into McMariner and goes off fighting sharks while Asmon starves aboard a raft making cupboards.
when Mcconnel came over the hilltop with that shark head. "Don't believe me huh" lmao! That was great!
I never expected to see this UA-cam reactor playing games!
LMAO
Same I thought he only did mukbangs
"Oh! You're dying! Here, I have some watermelon." -Mcconnell the Medic
"I made a chair."
"... ... why?" 🤣
“… … it’s over here”
I laughed so hard when he said u can stay home, cook and clean the raft lol
mcconnel is so fun i swear to god , everytime he's on the stream is 10 times better
McConnell on the stream is always a treat.
the instant Karma for the sign was epic
,,The watermelon had only water in it, there's no melon" :D
Why is McConnell taking this game so seriously? Makes it kind unenjoyable with how much he is screaming like a raid leader in what should be a chill game
McConnel is SO in to this it's hilarious. It's like if a Paleontologist took their Friday Night Football pall to a Stegosaurus dig... and was just continually losing their shit as to why their friend is completely incompetency at digging, nor comprehends the importance of any of their finds.
God, trying to learn this game (as Asmon is) with McConnell shouting at me like that would have me SO stressed
IT is very stressfull when you have a person like that McConnell. I experienced with my partner I had to quit.
@@ru.m.6119 furries
Bruh its hella funny that Asmonbald cant even see that he’s dying till its like flashing in his face that he needs water or food. This man cant multi task 😂
Just like in real life probably😂😂😂
As someone who has almost 100 hours in Raft, this part was HILARIOUS. 1:02:13
Mconnell: "WE GOT A HIGNE OH SHIT!"
Asmon: *picks up flower*
Asmon play Subnotica with Mconnell ! You will love it
That would actually be hilarious
Is there a coop Subnautica??
Or mod?
ive been playin this game for years. its so under rated
I would get pissed at that guy yelling. Insane how calm Asmon is about it :D
Aw hell yeh, Asmon playing games again!
Hopefully he plays more variety of games.
The FF14 comeback stream idea flopped, variety is to makeup. Tbh, I enjoy variety far more & hate dry content farming
@@ericzinde1237 as much as I like watching him play FF
Variety games are waaaaaaay better in my opinion.
@@ericzinde1237 I don't know why your comment was so hard for me to read, but I agree. I enjoy his variety streams a lot. They are cozy and remind me of old school UA-cam days.
"Wait, he isn't playing *insert MMO here*." ~ Someone, somewhere, maybe on reddit.
This is gold… wish to see this duo playing more survival games
Watching the both of them play together and working together makes them sound like a married couple, with all the arguing, it is so funny. Good stream too!
here me re- watchng Asmongold and Mcconnell tandem... those good old days
36:00 i made a chair
37:00 McConnell flexed his masculinity 😂
42:37 chair and water
45:30 Sign
1:09:30 disappointed round 2
1:12:37 bricksss
1:24:10 painting
1:27:50 not yet
1:33:50 disappointed round 3
1:40:00 u fucking me up
Time when McConnell gets the shark hat?
Finally, good friendship content.
this absolutely killed me. Its not often that I actually laugh out loud when I'm watching something alone, but this made me laugh soooo hard.
"No, you don't need a building hammer." ==> "I don't want you interfering with my building."
Lol I love how stressed McConnell is... This game is only as stressed as you make it xD Asmon dude, you are doing great lol 😂
Mostly true. When I encountered boar and flying bird lol at the same time
I love it when you and Mcconnell do this shit. Makes my day man.
Baldmon sounds like my 7 year old nephew playing a game. “That one’s mine” “I’m actually winning” *attacks the shark out of futility”
Please do more videos like this with Mcconnell, this shit was hilarious lol
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
You bought a bunch of suge knight to protect against unwanted frequencies? I mean, if thats the kinda music you like, cool.
This is funnier than it has any right to be and made me laugh more than it should have.
@@aluralovell6829 ❤️
@@xavierlehew6746 yeah, I put him around la casa
Mcconnell need to chill lol
This is the most fun I have had watching you since wow. This was a good watch.
@user-dr3qd7xq5b Nah Bro, YOU have been selected to win one million knuckle sandwiches' 👊
Im surprised Asmond didn’t tell MC "daddy chill" 😂😂😂
I've been watching asmon since 2018 and this was one of his best stream imo. I've laughed so hard i almost pissed myself
The shark and the sign made me proper laugh out loud. Amazing.
It took Asmon and McConnell to make me realize how much fun it is watching others play video games.
the fact that a furnace was made before a single net was is absolutely mind boggling xD
This is such a good relaxing stressful game. I always stay on the raft for a long time building nets for a auto gathering raft. Once that's done, i go island hopping.
should have named your raft, "Raft of the Lich King"
Watching a mostly MMO player (especially well known as he is) play my main genre of games and pretty much failing makes me feel better for some reason... I'm a terrible human but this is funny af
more asmon and mcconnell "lets plays" this stuff too funny! Mcconnell just gets so stressed out its too good lol
I don't know why Mcconnell has this obsession with paladins doing huge damage, but hearing him talk about them you'd think that was some sort of accepted standard. The only games I can think of where paladins are primarily a damage class are Diablo and WoW (post TBC), in almost every other franchise they're firmly a defense or support class that can do a little burst in niche situations.
Age of Empires II
What other franchises are you thinking of?
@@RJMacReady1 Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, Everquest, Lost Ark, Final Fantasy (not just 14, but the whole series), Pantheon, and Dragon Quest. Even World of Warcraft presents the paladin as a defensive class first and foremost.
The simple fact of the matter is that Paladins being portrayed as holy, avenging crusaders is much less common than them being shown to be holy, stalwart defenders.
These two dudes crack me up so much when they're together
Mccònnell tries to survive asmongold
These two should play Ark Survival Evolved it would so much fun to watch them
Mcconnell is so angry at a calm survival game, chill out dude, especially when you're playing with someone new
you've been farmed!
I just stopped watching any videos McConnell is in. He is too annoying
Fr id never play with this dude again
The music ingame is just perfect.
You feel lonely... but it still has a upcheering tone
Listening to McConnell scream at asmond for playing the game is making this tough to enjoy
I keep coming back to this video, let it play on the background. Makes me chill and happy, another raft vid would be dope!
It's funny because I can tell Asmon is having fun and likes the game.....but he can't help himself and spends most of the first hour trolling 😂
@Urazz nah hes trolling for content if u rlly know how he is. Kinda cringe sometimes pretending not to know simple stuff
The sign not lasting even a minute made laugh my lungs out, you cannot ask for a better timing.
I love you Asmon, thank you so much for all of the content. I look forward to your vids since I can't ever catch the streams due to work. Stay classy friend!
I’ve never seen someone attempt to herd cats when there is only one cat. Mr Gold’s curiosity has no bounds 😂
When you're just trying to have fun and your boyfriend is way too serious about the game
Serious McConnell is so aggressive 😂😂😂
Love this game. Didn't expect to see Asmongold trying it out. From WOW's epic warrior to pulling stones and wood XD .
Wows epic carried guy
"I made a chair."
Huge sigh "why?"
😂
Asmon stabs boar 6 times and has a good distract attack strategy-
McConnell misses one arrow-
McConnell: No stop it, only I'm allowed to kill things, I don't want you to play the game I just want it to be about me. You're messing my $h!@ up!
Stop being a control freak and allow other people to play the game and not how you want them to play. That's how people learn, and with a little bit of patience you might learn something too (teamwork). Go play single player if you can't handle other people on the map.
Bro he's playing a persona
@@leaderofthedeathstar3884 Just how Asmon isn't always playing a persona, McConnell isn't either I'm sure. Besides I don't even think he plays a persona, maybe GTA RP, but that's about it. Unless you can show me something to the contrary. If I'm wrong, it's a pretty bad persona lol.
Mcconnell = Dad doing his best to save his family
Asmon = Mom believing she's on vacation
Until you start going after story beats the games chill AF. Spent hours zoned out and gathering with the hook while listening to the music. Raft is great.
Mcconnell needs to chill and enjoy the view.
Asmongold has turned into a real boomer its incredible hahaha. The difference between mcconnel and asmon is the difference between a 20 year old and a 40 year old.
You know a 40 year old isn't even close to "boomer", right? You must be a zoomer.
@@JM-db8ez and you my guy must be the doomer
@@OfficialCANVAS Doomer? That's a new one. How old do you think somebody has to be to be a "doomer"?
@@JM-db8ez The dude's just got edge he likes to cut himself on. Doomers can be any age, he's just trying to be edgy and quirky by calling you a doomer, because he has nothing else to say about your statement. You were right. The term Boomer started losing it's meaning a bit on the internet with zoomers calling everyone that acts old as "a boomer". They just don't realise that boomers are an entire generation that still are very much alive and old af now (i.e my 70 y.o grandpa). Actual boomers are generally more conservative than whatever zoomers call boomers these days.
@@JM-db8ez OK BOOMER
McConnell seems like a REALLY fun guy to play raft with...
4:50 asmon has the exact reaction my gf had to the shark, to me building foundations, and to my quick explanation of what to prioritize collecting. I legit felt like mcconnell reliving the other day playing raft with her in that first few minutes.
Since they seem to be playing different games again it would be awesome to see him play Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen with McConnell as his pawn.
It's so funny watching McConnell be the smart, sane one while Asmon just does whatever.
Mcconnell got some angry issues. 😂
Dood nice thumbnails.. you’ve changed bro
These pair need a late night chat show
McConnell takes his grandad on a boat trip
Idk why but this Raft part of the Stream was sooooooooooooooo good and cozy just 2 friends f*ing around having fun
Seeing Asmond so out of his element is hilarious
The thing I learned in the first hour of this game is that you need to do islands really fast. Being adrift is more important than staying anchored to an island with limited resources, most of which you find adrift.
46:20 mr shark really wanted to make the stream family friendly
“Thats a bed! That’s either a bed or a piano.”
“That’s plastic.”
The most relaxing game in existence and he's acting like a sweat lord. x'D
The trick i found with the raft itself is to build a massive Net system like a rake, which will gather all the ocean scraps for you while you do other stuff on the raft.
Been playing for quite a couple of hours with a friend and it is quite fun :)
Idk how you play with this guy after this man. LMAO.
McConnell takes his 97 year old grandmother out to sea 🤣🤣🤣
These two playing Stranded Deep would be amazing
Asmongold - My inventory is full
Also Asmon - lugging around a useless chair.